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darkjustifier

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: Jared Herring
Youtube Channel: my mum
Steam Profile: darkjustifier
Consoles Owned: a fucking lot
Video Games Played: any
X-box Gamertag: leechchangeling
PSN: the hell is psn?
Interests: games and shit
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:5/23/2015
Location:Dickinson ND
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7744
Comment Ranking:#199
Highest Content Rank:#1952
Highest Comment Rank:#37
Content Thumbs: 1192 total,  3146 ,  1954
Comment Thumbs: 31876 total,  87039 ,  55163
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 89 Content: Srs Business → Level 90 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 78.6% (786/1000)
Level 329 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 330 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:19
Content Views:234172
Times Content Favorited:201 times
Total Comments Made:45628
FJ Points:24134
Favorite Tags: kim kardashian (2) | repost (2)
large white dude who likes MLP, sue me

latest user's comments

#54 - self destruct....the nuzlocke challenge last resort to keep at… 05/12/2015 on Pokemon Comp 3 +7
#97 - you've dropped all pretense of this not being a pokemon porno 05/12/2015 on Pokemon Comp 2 +4
#125 - sex sells  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Mobile phone evolution 0
#134 - sonofagun (05/12/2015) [-]
Sex cells*
User avatar #145 - platinumaltaria (05/12/2015) [-]
"Ok brain, what's 6x7"
"Shhhhh"
"But brain I need to pass this test"
"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
#22 - it is almost midnight  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on Abuse the awake 0
#38 - chinchulines (05/12/2015) [-]
its 5:45 am where i am right now

i need to use the sleep
#4 - Picture 05/12/2015 on Party +1
#2 - I really dislike parties, my friends invite me all the time bu…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Party -6
#11 - anonymous (05/12/2015) [-]
"hate the taste of alcohol"? it's a matter of poorly mixed drinks then....what about a cold beer? There are so many different kinds out there, Lager, Pilsner, Stout, Trappist...hell, even some made with berries and fruits n' shit.
User avatar #10 - skorve (05/12/2015) [-]
Shots, definitely shots. They get it done quick, and you don't have to taste it. Or just find one mixed drink you like and always have that. If you tell your friends you don't like the taste of most drinks, they'll usually offer to try mixing you something, so you get to be lazy AND drunk.
#9 - dashgamer (05/12/2015) [-]
If there's more than one person in front of me, I just won't speak.
The last time I went to a party was six years ago. I got drunk, but still talked to no one, couldn't find the buddy that invited me, stood in a corner wavering for three hours before I went upstairs to take a massive shit in their bathroom.
Parties are for social chameleons, so if you know that you're not going to fit in and nothing positive is going to come out of the night, don't even bother going. Hang out with your friends one on one rather than following them to a house full of irreverent drunks with whom you have nothing in common.
#7 - vegasstoner (05/12/2015) [-]
me neither. i prefer smaller groups.
#6 - tpir (05/12/2015) [-]
I don't like the taste of alcohol either. That's why I take shots and chase. It's quick, easy, and you'll be/have a lot more fun. Simple as that.
#3 - onehandclap (05/12/2015) [-]
You must be fun at parties
#4 - darkjustifier (05/12/2015) [-]
#42 - wait none piece have other abridges **** YES! 05/12/2015 on Groupon +2
#39 - seems like an abridged version  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on Groupon +1
User avatar #40 - brothergrimm (05/12/2015) [-]
possibly
#83 - rare dolan pepe 05/12/2015 on Battletoads 0
#36 - source of that?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Groupon +1
User avatar #41 - scandalouszander (05/12/2015) [-]
code ment
www.youtube.com/user/purpleeyeswtf
his channel
User avatar #42 - darkjustifier (05/12/2015) [-]
wait none piece have other abridges FUCK YES!
User avatar #38 - brothergrimm (05/12/2015) [-]
I believe that's code geass
User avatar #39 - darkjustifier (05/12/2015) [-]
seems like an abridged version
User avatar #40 - brothergrimm (05/12/2015) [-]
possibly
#9 - seven you say? 05/12/2015 on I know which one all of you... 0
#28 - I used to do **** like this all the time, difference is… 05/11/2015 on don't worry he is in socks 0
#33 - yeah no 05/11/2015 on And the Rippers +3
#20 - how dare you sir, I am a "brony faggot" and I would …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on The Hero that FJ deserves -2
#21 - anonymous (05/11/2015) [-]
still a weeabo, resorting to ponies because your social life didn't work out.
#43 - Picture 05/11/2015 on Genie Sex 0
#75 - how late did you stay up for this to form in your mind? 05/11/2015 on Frozen 2 0
#5 - can't say that was a bad roll, I laughed my ass off 05/11/2015 on Kekimus Maximus +3
#19 - you act like...that didn't make me harder 05/11/2015 on thumbwhoring +5
#12 - no but you got me  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2015 on The Hero that FJ deserves +3
#17 - anonymous (05/11/2015) [-]
weeabo faaagots
#20 - darkjustifier (05/11/2015) [-]
how dare you sir, I am a "brony faggot" and I would thank you to call me as such
#21 - anonymous (05/11/2015) [-]
still a weeabo, resorting to ponies because your social life didn't work out.
#40 - let the right ones in, space edition 05/11/2015 on True Terror 0
#16 - that's a lot to be overloaded from 05/11/2015 on Accidentally +1
#15 - that is ************ , he is not a troll  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Accidentally 0
#22 - randaxkull (05/11/2015) [-]
Yeah I fucked up and took his post completely out of context. My bad.

It's still fucked up though.
#13 - man is just a buzzword used to oppress women, see I can make … 05/11/2015 on /v/ comp -3
#2 - you shouldn't embarrass a man with his dick out, he's already …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Quick thinking +170
#3 - turbanmasher (05/11/2015) [-]
Or his greatest triumph
#63 - well he had to put himself together, int he comics he's a godl… 05/11/2015 on Unpopular MCU Opinion 0

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#13502 - pineapplechunkss (03/26/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by darkjustifier
User avatar #13541 - derivat (05/05/2015) [-]
Add me on XBL you sl00t ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #13542 to #13541 - darkjustifier (05/05/2015) [-]
gotta wait till the weekend i do't bring my xbox to the dorm
User avatar #13543 to #13542 - derivat (05/05/2015) [-]
I will wait for you no homo
User avatar #13539 - ytrellworld (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey what was the deal with the "HAIL DARKJUSTIFIER" comment incident? I never actually understood what was happening...
User avatar #13540 to #13539 - darkjustifier (05/03/2015) [-]
someone was trying to get me banned for using mlp as my reactions so they tried to make it seem like I was trolling the site.
#13534 - affix (04/30/2015) [-]
I made this HD version of your banner.
I tested it on my profile and its the same ratio as yours.
Its slightly higher quality than your existing one.
User avatar #13533 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
moon anus.
#13528 - hatapon (04/26/2015) [-]
dark the ************ justifier. How you doing?
#13530 to #13529 - hatapon (04/26/2015) [-]
**** , donno how I can help.
#13531 to #13530 - darkjustifier (04/26/2015) [-]
how will anyone else know the delicious taste OF A SECOND CONE!?!
User avatar #13520 - murrlogic (04/23/2015) [-]
moon anus.
User avatar #13522 to #13521 - murrlogic (04/23/2015) [-]
Morning.
User avatar #13525 to #13524 - darkjustifier (04/23/2015) [-]
waiting for class, you?
User avatar #13526 to #13525 - murrlogic (04/23/2015) [-]
Working on hand drawn masturbation material.
#13527 to #13526 - darkjustifier (04/23/2015) [-]
makes me wish I could draw
#13518 - semilunarknight (04/22/2015) [-]
You post ponies and still get green thumbs...this is strange and somewhat unsettling for me.
You post ponies and still get green thumbs...this is strange and somewhat unsettling for me.
User avatar #13519 to #13518 - darkjustifier (04/22/2015) [-]
I'm good at it I guess
User avatar #13516 - majormayor (04/16/2015) [-]
>ponies
>2015
User avatar #13513 - novabird (04/15/2015) [-]
user account dankjustifier is not created yet, you could do this.
User avatar #13514 to #13513 - darkjustifier (04/15/2015) [-]
all the dankest of memes
User avatar #13515 to #13514 - novabird (04/15/2015) [-]
might as well cash in.
User avatar #13510 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
Moon anus.
#13511 to #13510 - darkjustifier (04/14/2015) [-]
Lunar hammering
Lunar hammering
User avatar #13512 to #13511 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
Good Evening

What's up?
User avatar #13508 - davidavidson (04/09/2015) [-]
I guess we have to be friends now even tho you are a ******* brony queer...

jesus
User avatar #13509 to #13508 - darkjustifier (04/09/2015) [-]
I'm touched
#13506 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
you are fedoralover.
User avatar #13507 to #13506 - darkjustifier (03/27/2015) [-]
don't be dumb
#13504 - bibbins (03/26/2015) [-]
Heres your cookies...
#13505 to #13504 - darkjustifier (03/26/2015) [-]
ah yeah baby you place those cookies, right where I like em, whoooo baby
User avatar #13500 to #13499 - darkjustifier (03/24/2015) [-]
*squees internally
#13493 to #13492 - pineapplechunkss (03/10/2015) [-]
I have to see you on the comments of the front page to remember your still alive
#13494 to #13493 - darkjustifier (03/10/2015) [-]
I make posts on and off, when i post on PV novabird is usually the only one that sees them
User avatar #13497 to #13495 - novabird (03/10/2015) [-]
gotta go thru old comments to see him sometimes.
#13488 - ablazingspitfire (03/09/2015) [-]
Here ya' go.

I'm rolling random users and making them some GFX art, I rolled you so here.

Have a nice day!
#13489 to #13488 - ablazingspitfire (03/09/2015) [-]
Sorry, but the lower blur was pissing me off, didn't match the contrast or color scheme at all, so I removed it.
#13482 - Byte (03/09/2015) [-]
ass
ass
#13486 to #13485 - Byte (03/09/2015) [-]
Don't interrupt me you **** !
User avatar #13501 to #13486 - kibbleking ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
You're a tremendous faggot.
#13484 to #13483 - Byte (03/09/2015) [-]
ASS AND TITTIES!
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