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Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: Jared Herring
Youtube Channel: shad slayer
Steam Profile: darkjustifier
Consoles Owned: xbox, xbox360. playstation3, playstation, playstaion2, atari, gameboy, gameboy color, sega, gamecube, wii, nitendo. supernintendo, ds, 3ds, gameboy advanced
Video Games Played: halo, halo 2, mass effect, mass effect 2, fallout 1 2 3 new vegas, halo 3 reach, dragon age 1 2, devil may cry 3 4, eldar scrolls series, call of duty series, ect a lot of games
X-box Gamertag: darkjustifier
PSN: non existant
Interests: games,sports, girls~ahue,music
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:11/23/2014
Location:Evil layer of the rice cake muhahahaha
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1960
Comment Ranking:#640
Highest Content Rank:#2903
Highest Comment Rank:#37
Content Thumbs: 1158 total,  3004 ,  1846
Comment Thumbs: 22995 total,  71203 ,  48208
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 86 Content: Srs Business → Level 87 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 64% (640/1000)
Level 322 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 323 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:19
Content Views:216466
Times Content Favorited:199 times
Total Comments Made:42440
FJ Points:16955
Favorite Tags: kim kardashian (2) | repost (2)
I am EVIL! not really but i am a child a heart.

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#81 - I like to see how sometimes, and the fact she ripped it right … 11/21/2014 on I decided to play counter... +1
#11 - thas the joke 11/21/2014 on Waht a Twist +2
#46 - they have games for that 11/21/2014 on True love of the man +2
#35 - I'm favoriting this just because of the dancing stereotypes 11/21/2014 on lol racism 0
#47 - I don't I just think you're more likely to think of one as an … 11/21/2014 on Engineers 0
#33 - in texas that just be them there turkey eaten day and nuthin else  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Thanksgiving 0
User avatar #43 - badsamaritan (11/21/2014) [-]
What???
#3 - I regret nothing 11/21/2014 on (untitled) +8
#44 - don't get your girl a diamond they're worthless in terms of ho… 11/21/2014 on Dragonkin +8
#380 - I already have a girl so i can agree with this post  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2014 on I doubt it though 0
#393 - Womens Study Major (11/21/2014) [-]
Haha, no the girls has you . And any day now she will put her hand in your chest pull out your heart and stomp on it and leave without a single goodbye.
#405 - autoxx (11/21/2014) [-]
Wow, you need a happy relationship.
#4 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Chrysalis's Decay +5
#5 - wigglyjr (11/21/2014) [-]
Always the pillows.
#7 - xgrandmoffx (11/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - sorinshrouds (11/21/2014) [-]
Holy shit get murdered.
#1 - but spiders are your friend, they keep the bugs out  [+] (6 new replies) 11/21/2014 on (untitled) +38
#7 - madcoww (11/22/2014) [-]
Holy shit that's old school
#5 - wigglyjr (11/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #4 - thelizardlord (11/21/2014) [-]
They actually do
#9 - stealthnull (11/22/2014) [-]
#2 - testaburger (11/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - darkjustifier (11/21/2014) [-]
I regret nothing
#4 - rape Mel Gibson then sensually lean down to his ear and whispe… 11/21/2014 on blarg +3
#3 - I masturbated, what you wanna fight about it? 11/21/2014 on blarg 0
#2 - Comment deleted 11/21/2014 on Alpha -1
#17 - ur mum is too cringey  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Dont read the tags 0
User avatar #18 - nimithecat (11/21/2014) [-]
yes she is. Why do you think I don't hang out with her?
#11 - at least the mother was somewhat cool about it  [+] (8 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Dragonkin +3
User avatar #13 - frenzyhero (11/21/2014) [-]
I would be fucking pissed. Diamonds are inordinately expensive.
User avatar #72 - ieatsand (11/21/2014) [-]
Plus it might be her wedding ring, have a lot of emotional value
User avatar #44 - darkjustifier (11/21/2014) [-]
don't get your girl a diamond they're worthless in terms of how many there are, get that bitch a ruby or an emerald those be rare oh or a rainbow tourmaline those are rare as fuck
User avatar #14 - alfonshister (11/21/2014) [-]
Except for industrial diamonds. 1 cubic cm is only about 50-100 € \ 120$
User avatar #62 - frenzyhero (11/21/2014) [-]
That's still excessive considering how common they are. You're paying for the cut, never the stone; so many people do not realize that.
#63 - alfonshister (11/21/2014) [-]
[This reply has been generated to show that i read your comment]
#33 - bigmanblue (11/21/2014) [-]
oh let me just swallow this stone worth $120 then thats not to bad
doesnt matter if they are cheep when compared to other gems thatrs still $120 thats gone down some psychos gullet cos they think their a fucking fairytale creature
User avatar #34 - alfonshister (11/21/2014) [-]
I wholeheartedly agree. All this kin bull**** has to come to an end, or else people will start to accept it, the same way homosexuality was.
#5 - why is she catching piranhas?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/21/2014 on 2EZ +4
User avatar #13 - demigodofmadness (11/22/2014) [-]
Torture purposes I presume
#8 - Womens Study Major (11/21/2014) [-]
i hear piranhas soup is pretty good but you need a fuck tone of them since theirs so little usable meat on them. kind of like rabbits
#9 - Womens Study Major (11/21/2014) [-]
Carnivorous fish are generally pretty fucking tasty.
User avatar #7 - flybager (11/21/2014) [-]
Probably because they're seemingly very easy to catch
User avatar #6 - shadowknife (11/21/2014) [-]
food?
#2 - pepsi? 11/21/2014 on Let me demonstrate by...OH... 0
#9 - Bill cosby raping someone is like morgan freeman calling Mr. R…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/21/2014 on She dont get it +39
#11 - Womens Study Major (11/21/2014) [-]
I believe there's upwards of ten women making similar allegations. This is also not the first time they've been made. He settled out of court with, again, more than one woman in 2005 with the agreement that they couldn't disclose the terms.
I would rather think he's a zip zappedy do doppin ol man, but it's looking pretty likely he watchamahoosed some ladies.
#55 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
but the thing is, how many actors or famous people have false claims filed against them on a yearly basis?
User avatar #48 - rhiaanor (11/22/2014) [-]
Considering the older case of him having raped a womenz, a couple women could ahve banned together to create false allegations. I'm sure its been done before.
User avatar #41 - demigodofmadness (11/21/2014) [-]
>one case in 2005

He probably got the bitch drunk and then she claimed rape so he settled out of court so as not to ruin the reputation.

As for all these women, after hearing about that case it's likely they'd all make similar allegations to make a quick buck. That's why you can't settle out of court that easily, it attracts gold diggers.
#13 - fnvxixamxnumbersix (11/21/2014) [-]
I had this conversation with a friend the other day. Just because they settled doesn't mean they actually did it. It could be to prevent harm to reputation or any number of things.
#15 - karrotj (11/21/2014) [-]
like michael jackson, settled out of court but then after he died the people who sued him came out and said their parents made them say those things
User avatar #16 - fnvxixamxnumbersix (11/21/2014) [-]
I'm saying innocent until proven guilty not every case is the same.
#17 - karrotj (11/21/2014) [-]
should be, unfortunatly its not, look at darren wilson, look at george zimmerman, bill cosby, michael jackson. All assumed guilty till all the evidence came out. I guess with darren wilson and bill cosby we dont have the final decision to announce officially guilty or not, lol
#35 - Womens Study Major (11/21/2014) [-]
Actually, with Zimmerman, he was assumed innocent until the NAACP got involved. Then he was presumed guilty by the media until the trial.

I mean the cops weren't even gonna prosecute because it looked like an extremely clear cut case to them.
User avatar #18 - fnvxixamxnumbersix (11/21/2014) [-]
agreed. Its awful the way the way media can flat out ignores any sort of journalist principles.
#19 - karrotj (11/21/2014) [-]
maybe gamergate should target ethics in all media and not just video game journalism
User avatar #20 - fnvxixamxnumbersix (11/21/2014) [-]
That would be cool but I think the main reason Gamergate has taken such strength is a fair amount of gamers will defend games but nothing else whether out of apathy or [insert other reason].

I think that would be awesome though if gamergate started targeting all media corruption.
User avatar #22 - yunoavailable (11/21/2014) [-]
sadly you are right that it wouldn't work and the reason you gave is true for pretty much any movement. the only reason they are successful is cause they care so damn much that they keep on pushing. Repurposing a movement is pretty much impossible unless you replace 90% of the people in it, even if the current members do agree with the new goal
#4 - I am humankin and I am offensive 11/21/2014 on The next generation is... 0
#3 - why does bugs bunny look like Dante from the new devil may cry?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Non human cartoon chars as... +7
User avatar #50 - kloudianorici (11/21/2014) [-]
Because he made Elmer Fudd's life a living hell.
#2 - where did this joke come from?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Gggggg 0
#3 - modude (11/21/2014) [-]
i brought the source: www.ign.com/articles/2014/11/18/pokemon-alpha-sapphire-and-omega-ruby-review

if you dont like links hrees TL;DR: IGN reviews remake of PkmN hoenn region (islands/coastline) gives it 7,8/10 one of two reason: too much water
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on F.U.N times with Freddy. -2
#6 - therealtjthemedic (11/21/2014) [-]
#4 - I've got the brain fog, it sucks ass when i need to focus on my lines 11/21/2014 on Yu cant do dat its abelst 0
#2 - "no one cares"? this is why we can't have nice things  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on I guess no one cares :/ -1
User avatar #3 - BerserkerMushroom (11/21/2014) [-]
you applejacks hating motherfucker
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User avatar #13401 to #13400 - zealotgold (11/04/2014) [-]
how are you my friend?
User avatar #13398 to #13397 - darkjustifier (10/22/2014) [-]
ooooh flyswatters cheeky bugger
#13394 - Womens Study Major (09/12/2014) [-]
mlp stopped being good in season 3
#13393 - Womens Study Major (09/12/2014) [-]
you're a fag
#13392 - cloudpawtwo (09/08/2014) [-]
I like you. You post reaction images/gifs related to ponies in a relevant fashion.
If it's not too much, could you upload your pony reactor folder for me? I'd like to see what you have.
User avatar #13396 to #13392 - darkjustifier (09/13/2014) [-]
I change it weekly
#13375 - zealotgold (09/06/2014) [-]
www.fimfiction.net/story/206017/queen-of-queens

heh i just read this and you are going to love this
User avatar #13376 to #13375 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
thank you my friend I will read it when I have ze time
User avatar #13377 to #13376 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
honestly it moved up in to my top 10 so defiantly when you can and ill let you know if i run into any others
User avatar #13381 to #13380 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
hmm ill read it tonight! and make sure not to look at them
User avatar #13382 to #13381 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
I read them by accident and it almost ruined the story for me
User avatar #13383 to #13382 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
welp defiantly make sure then haha have you cracked opened any of the others i gave you yet?
User avatar #13384 to #13383 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
well funny story on that I have 79 stories in my queue for reading...so I am rtrying
#13385 to #13384 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
mfw i know that feel, i think i have 140 O.o
User avatar #13386 to #13385 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
I diiiid have 200 aqnd something but I went on a reading binge for three months
User avatar #13387 to #13386 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
i need another binge heh might start that soon
User avatar #13388 to #13387 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
college is in mah way to do so at the mno
User avatar #13389 to #13388 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
have you tried telling it to stop?
User avatar #13390 to #13389 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
yes but you know college can suck sometimes like that
User avatar #13391 to #13390 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
true truehmm but then hopefully! ull have some free time...ish
User avatar #13378 to #13377 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
you is best pony
#13374 - stickpeoplelol (09/05/2014) [-]
I love how you keep posting ponies. It makes me happy to see them on FJ despite the hate from the douchebags that make up the majority of this site.
I love how you keep posting ponies. It makes me happy to see them on FJ despite the hate from the douchebags that make up the majority of this site.

#13368 - tonytails (09/05/2014) [-]
so, i has a confusion.
do you post ponies on lots of non-pony posts just for red thumbs, or because youre trying to spread the magic of friendship to the unenlightened people of funnyjunk?
#13369 to #13368 - darkjustifier (09/05/2014) [-]
neither I do it for me
#13370 to #13369 - tonytails (09/05/2014) [-]
fair enough.
but why?
#13371 to #13370 - darkjustifier (09/05/2014) [-]
been doing it for as long as I've been here I've got no good reason why
#13372 to #13371 - tonytails (09/05/2014) [-]
well, pony on, friend.
and heres a picture that might come in handy if you dont already have it.
User avatar #13367 - drvvatson (08/10/2014) [-]
Ay der bby
User avatar #13365 - Byte (07/01/2014) [-]
hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
User avatar #13361 - breadposter (06/27/2014) [-]
I like bread
User avatar #13362 to #13361 - darkjustifier (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm not seein any sexy bread
#13366 to #13362 - novabird ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #13364 to #13363 - darkjustifier (06/28/2014) [-]
ah the return of the Y boner WITH A VENGEANCE!
User avatar #13360 - thebluspyeatspie (06/17/2014) [-]
I remember you!
#13359 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #13355 - novabird ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/notju.stifier
looks like you have another person trying to copy you, too bad they don't know how to post in context worth **** ...-_-
User avatar #13357 to #13355 - darkjustifier (05/31/2014) [-]
thas flattering, and alirght man
User avatar #13358 to #13357 - novabird ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
also, fj added a new thing on your profile, you can always know who is lurking your profile now.
User avatar #13356 to #13355 - novabird ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
also re add me on steam when you get it back again.
User avatar #13354 - novabird ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
ah hah, i don't know about you but he has explaining to do, i thought he was dead...-_-
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargre enhouse/3976863/Ponyville/652693#652693
#13353 - twi (05/27/2014) [-]
thats my hoers ur posting
thats my hoers ur posting
#13351 - Womens Study Major (05/26/2014) [-]
are you on a quest to reform funnyjunk by posting only pony reactions?
User avatar #13352 to #13351 - darkjustifier (05/26/2014) [-]
Nope been doing this for a couple years yo
User avatar #13348 - Byte (05/25/2014) [-]
havent seen you in a while.
#13349 to #13348 - darkjustifier (05/25/2014) [-]
Between work and a gf I don't have time to come here anymore, but with a week off work and gf with family I spend my time here
Between work and a gf I don't have time to come here anymore, but with a week off work and gf with family I spend my time here
User avatar #13350 to #13349 - Byte (05/25/2014) [-]
I've been a busy bacon myself. Kinda miss hanging with you on steam.
#13334 - dashgamer (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, your Steam account is spamming messages about trading with a Pyroman fellow.
User avatar #13335 to #13334 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
my what is what now? I just found out today I couldn't enter it
#13336 to #13335 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
You should really contact Steam. Your account is spamming links and stuff to all your contacts.
User avatar #13337 to #13336 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
well crap, thank you for tellin me man
#13338 to #13337 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome. The same sort of thing happened to my Origin account, which I had to make for Spore or whatever other ****** game I bought years ago. Since I hadn't used it, the account had been appropriated by some Russian punk, the default language was changed, and pretty much everything but my password. I contacted them and got it all reverted back to what I wanted it to be, just with a password change, but I was confused as all hell while doing it because I couldn't interact with the program at all. Damned Ruskies.
User avatar #13339 to #13338 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
I cn't get into mine at all I left a support ticket at steam
#13340 to #13339 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
They don't have a phone number you can call?
User avatar #13341 to #13340 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
does...steam have phone support?
#13342 to #13341 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd imagine they would.
User avatar #13343 to #13342 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
I can't find it, and this new laptops mouse pad is sloooow
User avatar #13347 to #13343 - novabird ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
mouse settings will fix this.
#13344 to #13343 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
Apparently they don't have a phone number.
User avatar #13345 to #13344 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
well shoot
#13346 to #13345 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd be nothing without my games, so I feel for you. Hopefully they take care of it soon.
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