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#19 - it's like static for your body 05/02/2015 on Your leg is loading, please... +3
#7 - "you call that a dick?" -you whisper as he tries to …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Ouch! +15
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#8 - autonomous (05/02/2015) [-]
You'd think anyone thumbing you down would be doing so in disagreement with your statement. I see no replies so.....fuck 'em.
#20 - aren't monkeys an animal jk no racism  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2015 on (untitled) -1
#26 - fluffyraptorr (05/02/2015) [-]
and here I thought they were called niggers
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#29 - fapfapaccount (05/02/2015) [-]
I think the funnyjunk communitys IQ may just be a little higher than our brother who lives in the basement 4chan
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#22 - nagafever (05/02/2015) [-]
>>#21 wonder if this is how u link to a comment... anyways, u posted fag picture on purpose, i think i rolled a weird version of it
#23 - darkjustifier (05/02/2015) [-]
#39 - I feel I should fear the US's bombs more though...  [+] (11 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Nuclear bombs +2
#105 - brisineo (05/02/2015) [-]
In terms of an actual nuclear exchange you have greater worry about the russians if you were in the US.

See, the US had a lot of development with their weapons, making them considerably more accurate and developed many different applications for them, ranging from tiny little Davy Crocket mini nukes launched from an RPG, to anti-air nukes that you could stand directly underneath safely, and even nukes meant to be bunker busters.

In the case of the russians though, they didn't have nearly that caliber of tech on their hands, along with lackluster targeting systems so they simply said "you see, Ivan, if make bomb bigger, you will always shoot the accurate! Because shockwave blow up target anyway!" And thus their average warhead size is larger than the US.

However, nuclear war strategy is far different than what most people realize, and most of the country would be spared even in an all out attack. 75% of the actual targets are missile silos and nuclear command centers, all of which would be hit by no less than 3 warheads EACH to ensure that they're destroyed. The main goal being to essentially disarm the other country's ability to launch all their nukes. Unless your city has a large military base, or missile command center nearby, it's not a likely target.

And I got this info from someone who's job is to predict how nuclear war is supposed to turn out, so it's legit. Love ya OPpenheimer
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#132 - darkjustifier (05/02/2015) [-]
wow thank you sir that was the most informative.
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#51 - mastercolossus (05/02/2015) [-]
why? we may have been the only ones to actually use them but still we did it to save lives.
#85 - meanyus (05/02/2015) [-]
Search on youtube for Last Week Tonight on nuclear weapons. Stuff like that is why I want the stockpile greatly reduced.
#83 - anon (05/02/2015) [-]
Ah, sweet, sweet self-justifying propaganda. Nuclear weapons were not used to or needed to save any lives. America wanted to get some practice using them while showing off their new toys and intimidating the rest of the world. Nevermind that the use of nuclear weapons is very damaging to the Earth's tectonic plates, and could very well spell absolute disaster for our planet if used in the same way they were used back in the 40's. Sure, they weren't aware of how tectonic plates work back then, but that only goes to show how rushed and fucked up the whole thing was.

You not only killed many thousands of people on the spot, but also left generations afterwards with terrible medical issues that still plague the cities of Nagasaki and Hiroshima. You destroyed those cities. It's incomparable with the supposed figure of "how many lives you saved". The whole argument of how you saved lives because you're so god damn sure that they never would've surrendered had you gone about it in a normal way, is flawed. For one, if that were the case, that they were willing to fight until the last man standing, why were they so willing to stop once the bombs were dropped? They would've just remained proud and let you bomb their entire country until there was nothing but rubble. Of course, they never were that proud to begin with. It was never an effort to save the lives of Japanese people. It was partially an effort to save the lives of American soldiers, probably because you didn't want to "waste" any on such a little country, when big bad Russia was the real threat.

So, sure, keep painting yourselves a picture of how your horrible act of war was just. Keep bringing on the excuses so you can keep up the false image of your country being the best in the world. You'll never actually make those things reality, though.
#134 - secondlawprevails (05/02/2015) [-]
Fine lets add an addendum. They saved AMERICAN lives. Rather than bother with a normal war where Wed lose thousands, meatgrinding our way across each island, we said Fuck it, let's get this done all at once. Slam, bam, thanks Japan, war's done. Then we went in and helped rebuild after they surrendered, and now they seem like they're doing okay. You know, aside from the whole hentai thing.
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#114 - thegrimgenius (05/02/2015) [-]
>Oh, they wouldn't have won, it wouldn't save that many lives
>Japan doesn't surrender after first bomb
>Japan still doesn't surrender after second bomb, emperor has to get involved
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#69 - stifflimb (05/02/2015) [-]
Yeah we blasted a whole city. Why? To save lifes of course.
Perhaps it was just the thing that made Japan give up but dont go saying America saved lifes by blasting a whole city of civilians and one military factory.
#68 - rambomanthree (05/02/2015) [-]
Actually, little known fact.

Japans numbers were dwindling at the time.
and the line of defense for their mainland would be spread very thinly. much like that of berlin.

And on top of that, russian ground troops were going to also invade them from the north.
But intead america was like "hmmm how to we make it so we dont have to share japan with russia and show off our new toy"

and so the bomb was dropped

and 80 thousand people were vaporized
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#86 - mastercolossus (05/02/2015) [-]
you are retarded if you think that is true... japan was planning to have all of the population of japan resist and commit harakiri rather than be captured so we needed a display of overwhelming force. even after the bombs were dropped and they surrendered some officials told the civilians that the americans were going to eat them... so in some provinces they jumped off of cliffs to avoid capture even though the war was over...
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#43 - thesecretbear (05/02/2015) [-]
Nah, like someone said they are mostly old cold war stockpiles, and most of the rest if i remember right is part of the missile defense system.
#42 - don't jump on the bandwagon everyone will hate you who is on it. 05/02/2015 on (untitled) -4
#26 - the animation seems like it has less thought put into it now 05/02/2015 on drugs 0
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#35 - sugoi (05/02/2015) [-]
Pull soma dese moves on it mate?
#36 - sugoi (05/02/2015) [-]
Wait I fucked that up.
#30 - rubusguy (05/02/2015) [-]
''heavy breathing''
#9 - I'll make sure to stare at the mirror when i fap now  [+] (6 new replies) 05/02/2015 on comic +72
#17 - kibbleking (05/02/2015) [-]
Why the fuck do you get thumbs for this?
#23 - darkjustifier (05/02/2015) [-]
Because I can
#14 - genericnickname (05/02/2015) [-]
You're face is pretty great fap material
#18 - aguycalledlee (05/02/2015) [-]
oi m8 we have the same gif
#21 - anon (05/02/2015) [-]
Huh, thats odd. I do too!
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#25 - aguycalledlee (05/02/2015) [-]
we'll fuk, k?