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#78 - When I go to see it I'm gonna be just as disappointed as I am …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2016 on oh my +2
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#83 - nopenopejustnope (05/16/2016) [-]
well in most cases this is true but have you seen the prince of persia movie?

that was kinda dope. Well not in as a 'game-movie' but an actual movie.
#40 - well then I hope it was his fetish. 05/16/2016 on poop -4
#48 - I come back to FJ after a year long Hiatus and this is the tro… 05/16/2016 on Serendipity +8
#52 - Now I'm an idiot and I know it, but isn't giving inmates acces…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2016 on Prison Weapons -3
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#53 - leonhardt (05/16/2016) [-]
They have to be pretty creative to devise some of these.

The average prison chimp isn't smart enough to make a potato clock, let alone a fucking tattoo gun.
#54 - darkjustifier (05/16/2016) [-]
Well yeah, your average person really couldn't, but it's like the idea of it seems unwise
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#65 - brothergrimm (05/16/2016) [-]
average inmates are trusted with these forms of outlets because prison doesn't have to be a complete hell.... unless you're here in USA. Then fuck you enjoy your time in hell.

also hey dude long time no see!
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#70 - darkjustifier (05/16/2016) [-]
Hey man how are yah
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#72 - brothergrimm (05/16/2016) [-]
Drunk... fairly drunk... It's my day off tomorrow
#58 - demonsora (05/16/2016) [-]
**demonsora used "*roll picture*"**
**demonsora rolled image**yes, but many prisons around the world, for the sake of both the prisoner (so he can earn some money for smokes and other things, and have some for when he finaly leaves) and the outside world, alow inmates to work and, to do so require tools and materials.
it's also a mater of human rights, it is considered an act of cruelty and torture to indefinitely strip all access to anything outside their cell, and as the toilet paper shiv proved, a truly determined inmate can make a weapon from damn near anything
#145 - Satanism relies heavily on individualism, looks like a religio… 05/16/2016 on pol/ on transgender... -2
#132 - That last one though, what causes that ****?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2016 on My fave webms comp, Pt 27 0
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#152 - fourfangedferret (05/16/2016) [-]
the valve in the tap being loose enough on the shaft to vibrate.
#69 - that kid doe 05/16/2016 on Oh Snap(chat) -3
#112 - fem-nazi planted bomb in male correctional facility because no…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2016 on Pink Alert -3
#129 - anon (05/16/2016) [-]
fucking cancer
#85 - I don't care if it's fake it made my penis happy 05/16/2016 on Starbucks experience +3
#132 - I ******* wanted to see if his penis pointed to high noon too you **** 05/15/2016 on What u lookin at luv?? +1