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darkjustifier

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: Jared Herring
Youtube Channel: my mum
Steam Profile: darkjustifier
Consoles Owned: a fucking lot
Video Games Played: any
X-box Gamertag: leechchangeling
PSN: the hell is psn?
Interests: games and shit
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:8/03/2015
Location:Dickinson ND
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#10933
Comment Ranking:#1011
Highest Content Rank:#1952
Highest Comment Rank:#37
Content Thumbs: 1189 total,  3148 ,  1959
Comment Thumbs: 33523 total,  89780 ,  56257
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 89 Content: Srs Business → Level 90 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 13.6% (136/1000)
Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:18
Content Views:235805
Times Content Favorited:201 times
Total Comments Made:46165
FJ Points:25483
Favorite Tags: kim kardashian (2) | repost (2)
large white dude who likes MLP, sue me

latest user's comments

#5 - >not gnawing on your cow while it moos what are yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2015 on How to : Burger +5
#23 - anon (06/07/2015) [-]
Posts MLP

what are you, a lil girl?
#17 - anon (06/07/2015) [-]
That picture looks like it was cropped from some porn.
#6 - shut the **** up and do the truffle shuffle, for scienc…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Fat bottomed girls +58
#13 - boomerpyro has deleted their comment.
#17 - boomerpyro has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - instalation (06/07/2015) [-]
I like ponies too but that seriously was pretty awful. I think most people used the "Not Funny" thumb for its intended purpose this time around.

I still saved the picture though so I'm giving you two thumbs up.
#53 - bronywiseman (06/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #50 - gabikak (06/07/2015) [-]
what did he post?
#51 - instalation (06/07/2015) [-]
He posted pictures of your mom.
#52 - gabikak (06/07/2015) [-]
#56 - xxscrublordxx (06/07/2015) [-]
Is that Alice Cooper?
User avatar #58 - theugandanhero (06/07/2015) [-]
No that's Alice from Wonderland..
User avatar #31 - boomerpyro (06/07/2015) [-]
thanks
#49 - that woman in the water...is so smooth. 06/07/2015 on 1955's Perfect Body -1
#8 - I didn't like the african water post  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Sorry, becky. -3
User avatar #9 - supremetaco (06/07/2015) [-]
You absolute madman
#18 - anon (06/07/2015) [-]
!! Like this comment to give water to the children of africa. !!
!! Like this comment to give water to the children of africa. !!
!! Like this comment to give water to the children of africa. !!
#112 - AAAAHAHHAHA I love America! 06/07/2015 on 25 surprising things USA does -1
#15 - black science man has one hell of a dirty car  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2015 on for lyfe -10
User avatar #48 - mrjweezy (06/07/2015) [-]
welcome to new york
clean cars dont stay clean for long.
one drive and its already dirty.
#43 - kibbleking (06/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #40 - danmegaflakes (06/07/2015) [-]
You're the one to talk while typing away in your dirty ass basement with your cheeto dusted fingers masturbating to mlp lolita nigga. Her you are talking shit about him when you don't have a life


Stinky hat
#46 - Mesmus (06/07/2015) [-]
#11 - british using the wrong side of the vehicle as usual.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Priority seating. -9
User avatar #26 - pussypunchpiss (06/07/2015) [-]
maybe the dog is driving?
did you think about that?
User avatar #18 - cantfindausername (06/07/2015) [-]
It's actually the right side.
Ha...
#147 - ever heard the term "too much of a good thing" ?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on Let's get ready to rage 2 +1
#248 - anon (06/07/2015) [-]
"If a size 2 is beautiful then my size 22 must be glo...oh..no wait, the scale is upside down...ekhm...then my size 22 must be...wait a second...oh here it is...fucking repulsive"
#53 - I've read weirder  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Thats my ninja way -6
User avatar #71 - chikibriki (06/07/2015) [-]
well yeah you're a ponyfag
#117 - anon (06/07/2015) [-]
That made me spit my water everywhere
#47 - he has frog powers  [+] (5 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Thats my ninja way -4
User avatar #50 - chikibriki (06/07/2015) [-]
that sounds pretty stupid if you ask me
User avatar #70 - truesmokewolf (06/07/2015) [-]
he doesn't have frog powers. That's a super over-simplification of his powers. It's a form called "Sage Mode" where he channels the natural energy of the world from which he and Jiraiya summon those giant ass frogs.
#53 - darkjustifier (06/07/2015) [-]
I've read weirder
User avatar #71 - chikibriki (06/07/2015) [-]
well yeah you're a ponyfag
#117 - anon (06/07/2015) [-]
That made me spit my water everywhere
#13 - it's one of those shows you knew had to end sooner or later, b… 06/07/2015 on Futurama content +14
#15 - when i finally got a girlfriend showers were pretty ******… 06/07/2015 on Porn is so unrealistic 0
#56 - I need feminism because I need tumblr posts to laugh at.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/07/2015 on I don't need feminism... +37
#61 - thejaymezians (06/07/2015) [-]
On one hand, I want to like your comment, because it's funny.
On the other, you used a pony. I really don't like ponies.
You've left me with a conflicting situation here.
What do I do, what do I do?!
Alright fine. You get a thumb. But just this once.
#89 - popnotes (06/07/2015) [-]
You're the only one who actually cares about the fact that there's a horse in that image.

Let that sink in.
#159 - thejaymezians (06/07/2015) [-]
Well I was trying to use something called "Humor." I know you may not have heard of it, but it's something humans use when they try to make a joke. It might be a foreign concept, but just try to comprehend it alright?
User avatar #65 - archerthefolf (06/07/2015) [-]
But its DarkJustifier, He's been here doing that pony thing for awhile now, and anyways Who cares about ponies anymore
#68 - thejaymezians (06/07/2015) [-]
I just don't like ponies in general. But his comment was funny, so I gave him a thumb regardless.
#309 - as long as you keep it on the side of Law and not push gay mar…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on gay marriage -3
#607 - phoenixactual (06/07/2015) [-]
That's exactly what this entire argument is about. I love how people totally ignore the fact that you can get married in places other than a church, by people other than religious figures
#75 - bunny died to feed the superior predator would not starve, sti… 06/07/2015 on How to set a bunny free +1
#244 - if god dun exist then how did nazi mlp come to be? Ch… 06/07/2015 on Sacrilege Sunday:... -1
#190 - handless masturbation?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on Anon on aliens +2
#210 - dirtyjustice (06/07/2015) [-]
Even better yet... force handjobs.
#5 - I keep trying to leave fj to go for a run, but the next button… 06/06/2015 on Spiders 0
#45 - yeah I did and it's a gaming pc, but it can't handle skyrim fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2015 on How to convert a peasant 0
User avatar #63 - freebrainsforall (06/06/2015) [-]
How much did you pay for it and where do you live.

The vast vast majority of pre-built PC's are complete rip offs. If it cost more then 500 and it doesn't run Skyrim I'm sorry to tell you but you get your money stolen.

Also in most places one can build a PC that massively outperforms a console for like 450 bucks. I don't understand why people keep propagating this myth. It's true in maybe Brazil and a few other countries that PC gaming is significantly more expensive.

And I don't understand what you other people are doing on PC's that's apparently so very time consuming or difficult. It took me 45 minutes to build my PC after watching a basic guide. I've literally never had any kind of problem after that, and really the vast majority of people don't.
#13 - he takes being fat and makes it a little cooler  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2015 on He actually did it the... +17
#77 - anon (06/07/2015) [-]
20% Cooler?
#80 - yuichka (06/07/2015) [-]
#4 - you can be a bad guy without being a "bad" guy  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2015 on Hot dog +12
#5 - faelysse (06/06/2015) [-]
Most of the "bad guys" don't actually know they're bad. Their vision of good is just actually not shared by others, hence being bad
#42 - well console is for those who don't want to build a computer s…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/06/2015 on How to convert a peasant +2
User avatar #44 - mymiddleleg (06/06/2015) [-]
You do know you can purchase pre built pc's don't you
#50 - francismb (06/06/2015) [-]
And you do realize those are expensive as fuck?
User avatar #45 - darkjustifier (06/06/2015) [-]
yeah I did and it's a gaming pc, but it can't handle skyrim for some reason, and the only reason i was able to afford it was because of a new theatre gig I had for a while doing love song
User avatar #63 - freebrainsforall (06/06/2015) [-]
How much did you pay for it and where do you live.

The vast vast majority of pre-built PC's are complete rip offs. If it cost more then 500 and it doesn't run Skyrim I'm sorry to tell you but you get your money stolen.

Also in most places one can build a PC that massively outperforms a console for like 450 bucks. I don't understand why people keep propagating this myth. It's true in maybe Brazil and a few other countries that PC gaming is significantly more expensive.

And I don't understand what you other people are doing on PC's that's apparently so very time consuming or difficult. It took me 45 minutes to build my PC after watching a basic guide. I've literally never had any kind of problem after that, and really the vast majority of people don't.
#138 - but isn't it more complete if you use both? seems if you know … 06/06/2015 on The Americans are starting... 0
#105 - and after every mod has been played to the end? you've got mor…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2015 on What's the best life lesson... +2
#298 - HAMMATIMEZ (06/07/2015) [-]
Then you make your way to Loverslab and really step things up.
#256 - misanthrizzle (06/07/2015) [-]
Then you make stupid youtube videos with you pretending to be surprised by the random mods
User avatar #126 - mumbomcb (06/06/2015) [-]
#53 - 10/10 typing this in notepad so I'll never lose it  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2015 on Gimping my character. +7
#63 - tollund (06/06/2015) [-]
why not just save the picture?

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Latest users (1): darkjustifier, anonymous(2).
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#13502 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (03/26/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by darkjustifier
#13564 - brothergrimm (07/12/2015) [-]
Sup dude? long time no chat
#13565 to #13564 - darkjustifier ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
almost missed this in my comments sorry man, how are yah
User avatar #13566 to #13565 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
Kinda stressed. I'll be moving to WA by the end of the month
#13567 to #13566 - darkjustifier ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
why washington?
User avatar #13568 to #13567 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
It's where my mother is. I've moved a LOT in my life, but it's been a long time since i moved somewhere i wasn't previously familiar with.
#13569 to #13568 - darkjustifier ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
I'm not sure of the state of washington not state as in washington either but how it's doing
#13570 to #13569 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
I have no idea what you just said lol
User avatar #13571 to #13570 - darkjustifier ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
is thing must hard englishj
User avatar #13572 to #13571 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
I thought you were 'murican
#13573 to #13572 - darkjustifier ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
like anybody here speaks it fluently
User avatar #13574 to #13573 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
Fair enough..... Anyways, i think you said something about you "aren't sure about the state of washington" or something?
User avatar #13575 to #13574 - darkjustifier ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
as in comparison to other state.
User avatar #13576 to #13575 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
WEEEELLLLLL i live in mississippi....... And we're absolute bottom of the totem poll. MS is the lowest ranking state in the union.
#13577 to #13576 - darkjustifier ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
all questions answered
User avatar #13578 to #13577 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
But i'm mainly leaving because things have gone to total **** here and me and my roommates basically ave to scatter to the winds and fend for ourselves. So i'm going to the one place i know i can survive.
User avatar #13560 - theugandanhero (07/06/2015) [-]
Whoa man you better look out, I'm gaining fast!!
#13561 to #13560 - darkjustifier ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
my friend not to put you down but you are going slowly, if I hadn't lost my flame and gained instead in minecraft I would have already made it to two hundred
User avatar #13562 to #13561 - theugandanhero (07/06/2015) [-]
I'll make it to #1 before yourself.
Count on it.
#13563 to #13562 - darkjustifier ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
and my castle shall only grow
User avatar #13558 - theugandanhero (06/27/2015) [-]
Pretty soon here I'm going to pass you in comments man
#13559 to #13558 - darkjustifier ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
I'm losing my want to comment recently
#13551 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
Where have you been? I don't see you no more!
Where have you been? I don't see you no more!
User avatar #13552 to #13551 - darkjustifier ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
I was camping
User avatar #13553 to #13552 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
For months on end?
User avatar #13554 to #13553 - darkjustifier ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
well no during finals week I studied then i didn't have my computer for a month, then i went camping, and now here I am
User avatar #13546 - theugandanhero (06/05/2015) [-]
You're getting too good at commenting buddy.. I remember when I was at your current level a few years ago, I'm proud of you.
Have a good friday man!
#13547 to #13546 - darkjustifier ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
good at commenting? me?
good at commenting? me?
User avatar #13548 to #13547 - giffythetoad (06/05/2015) [-]
theugandanhero speaks the truth.
#13549 to #13548 - darkjustifier ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
woot I have a skill
woot I have a skill
#13550 to #13549 - giffythetoad (06/05/2015) [-]
And now you have the weight of the world on your shoulders.    
Make sure you keep up with what is expected of you.
And now you have the weight of the world on your shoulders.
Make sure you keep up with what is expected of you.
User avatar #13544 - irvea (06/05/2015) [-]
can i touch your butt
User avatar #13545 to #13544 - irvea (06/05/2015) [-]
also tfw portal in your cover picture
neat
User avatar #13541 - derivat ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Add me on XBL you sl00t ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #13542 to #13541 - darkjustifier ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
gotta wait till the weekend i do't bring my xbox to the dorm
User avatar #13543 to #13542 - derivat ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
I will wait for you no homo
User avatar #13539 - ytrellworld (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey what was the deal with the "HAIL DARKJUSTIFIER" comment incident? I never actually understood what was happening...
User avatar #13540 to #13539 - darkjustifier ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
someone was trying to get me banned for using mlp as my reactions so they tried to make it seem like I was trolling the site.
User avatar #13538 to #13537 - darkjustifier ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
ey
#13536 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#13534 - affix (04/30/2015) [-]
I made this HD version of your banner.
I tested it on my profile and its the same ratio as yours.
Its slightly higher quality than your existing one.
#13535 to #13534 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
wow...thanks
User avatar #13533 - murrlogic (04/29/2015) [-]
moon anus.
#13528 - hatapon ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
dark the ************ justifier. How you doing?
#13530 to #13529 - hatapon ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
**** , donno how I can help.
#13531 to #13530 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
how will anyone else know the delicious taste OF A SECOND CONE!?!
#13532 to #13531 - hatapon ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
they wont.
User avatar #13520 - murrlogic (04/23/2015) [-]
moon anus.
User avatar #13522 to #13521 - murrlogic (04/23/2015) [-]
Morning.
User avatar #13525 to #13524 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
waiting for class, you?
User avatar #13526 to #13525 - murrlogic (04/23/2015) [-]
Working on hand drawn masturbation material.
#13527 to #13526 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
makes me wish I could draw
#13518 - semilunarknight (04/22/2015) [-]
You post ponies and still get green thumbs...this is strange and somewhat unsettling for me.
You post ponies and still get green thumbs...this is strange and somewhat unsettling for me.
User avatar #13519 to #13518 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
I'm good at it I guess
User avatar #13516 - majormayor (04/16/2015) [-]
>ponies
>2015
User avatar #13513 - novabird (04/15/2015) [-]
user account dankjustifier is not created yet, you could do this.
User avatar #13514 to #13513 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
all the dankest of memes
User avatar #13515 to #13514 - novabird (04/15/2015) [-]
might as well cash in.
User avatar #13510 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
Moon anus.
#13511 to #13510 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Lunar hammering
Lunar hammering
User avatar #13512 to #13511 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
Good Evening

What's up?
User avatar #13508 - davidavidson (04/09/2015) [-]
I guess we have to be friends now even tho you are a ******* brony queer...

jesus
User avatar #13509 to #13508 - darkjustifier ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
I'm touched
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