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darkjustifier

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: Jared Herring
Youtube Channel: my mum
Steam Profile: darkjustifier
Consoles Owned: a fucking lot
Video Games Played: any
X-box Gamertag: leechchangeling
PSN: the hell is psn?
Interests: games and shit
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:4/17/2015
Location:Dickinson ND
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7778
Comment Ranking:#337
Highest Content Rank:#1952
Highest Comment Rank:#37
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Subscribers:19
Content Views:230555
Times Content Favorited:201 times
Total Comments Made:44920
FJ Points:21507
Favorite Tags: kim kardashian (2) | repost (2)
large white dude who likes MLP, sue me

latest user's comments

#83 - huh you're right  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Cringe #18 0
User avatar #84 - duvallwhitey (03/28/2015) [-]
Darn right im right.
#81 - wat?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Cringe #18 0
User avatar #96 - onkii (03/28/2015) [-]
Silence of the Lambs reference
User avatar #82 - duvallwhitey (03/28/2015) [-]
The similarity is uncanny.
User avatar #83 - darkjustifier (03/28/2015) [-]
huh you're right
User avatar #84 - duvallwhitey (03/28/2015) [-]
Darn right im right.
#817 - 6/10 didn't skip leg day would recommend to friends 03/28/2015 on Mods cheer you up! 0
#2 - what if I have a fetish for women being shoved in boxes  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Treasure +5
#4 - sonsofsol (03/28/2015) [-]
Yes. There is.
User avatar #5 - darkjustifier (03/28/2015) [-]
oh wow I was only kidding, but oh wow
User avatar #6 - sonsofsol (03/28/2015) [-]
Whiskey is needed...
User avatar #3 - sonsofsol (03/28/2015) [-]
I'm all but sure there's porn of it ... gimme a mo.
#31 - holy **** that's horrifying, imagine that barreling at …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on guys its fat shaming friday +6
User avatar #38 - immortalfear (03/28/2015) [-]
Eh, not that scary. You could out run it by walking 20 feet.
#30 - My brother would eat six tubes of pringles a day, then sit on …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on guys its fat shaming friday 0
#32 - preacherQ (03/28/2015) [-]
Meh, it has always been my probably unfounded and certainly unconfirmed opinion that passive movements and emotions figure into that shit a lot. Dude who sits all day but fidgets all the time is still moving. Sure, its not like, taking a jog or something, but HOW you do stuff matters too. Again, maybe not more than WHAT you are doing, but it does figure in. If he gets worked up all the time playing his games his heart rate increases and you flex in rage and that sort of thing. Yeah, in the short run these things are pretty damn miniscule, but if its habitual? A person in the habit of moving around while he sits will do it for HOURS typically. It can make a difference. You gotta remember that calorie burning is in the motion, not the effort. If you dick around when you're not paying attention, then not only have you burned calories basically for free, but you don't even notice it. I myself am one of those who eat hearty and exercise little, but I'm still pathetically skinny. But again, I havent researched or heard anything that even pretends to lend to this theory.

TLDR: There are different levels to sedentary. Sitting is not the same as sitting still.
#29 - actually I'm pretty sure she lost a small amount, not much she…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2015 on guys its fat shaming friday +12
User avatar #73 - payseht (03/28/2015) [-]
for some reason, people think it's instant or something close to it... if you're genuinely fat, it's going to take months until you notice. If you keep at it, a year later, depending on who you are, you'll finally be able to buy one ticket instead of two when flying.
User avatar #63 - delphine (03/28/2015) [-]
It takes a lot more than 28 days for weightloss to be obvious too. At least it seems like she's making an effort. I hope she accomplished her goal.
User avatar #43 - applecows (03/28/2015) [-]
Honestly it looks like she gained weight
User avatar #45 - darkjustifier (03/28/2015) [-]
because fat sags more when you start to lose it...I know from personal experiance
#77 - Picture 03/28/2015 on Cringe #18 0
#57 - ooooh no OP I'm not falling for that again 03/28/2015 on So sad 0
#73 - I'm gonna be honest I didn't see the cringe here, it's a dude …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Cringe #18 0
#80 - duvallwhitey (03/28/2015) [-]
Goodbye Horseeesss
User avatar #81 - darkjustifier (03/28/2015) [-]
wat?
User avatar #96 - onkii (03/28/2015) [-]
Silence of the Lambs reference
User avatar #82 - duvallwhitey (03/28/2015) [-]
The similarity is uncanny.
User avatar #83 - darkjustifier (03/28/2015) [-]
huh you're right
User avatar #84 - duvallwhitey (03/28/2015) [-]
Darn right im right.
#76 - anonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
Looks like you got triggerd
#77 - darkjustifier (03/28/2015) [-]
#93 - but seriously I don't condone what those two are doing, I mean… 03/28/2015 on (untitled) 0
#28 - the second pic actually looks less creepy than the first 03/27/2015 on Thomas the Meth Engine 0
#12 - I thought that was obvious  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Jesus the cat 0
User avatar #13 - incendal (03/27/2015) [-]
Apparently not to OP.
#18 - I'm always amazed at how little women in my age group weigh, I… 03/27/2015 on Bae +3
#22 - Picture 03/27/2015 on Face swapping +8
#3 - Picture 03/27/2015 on Cake is worth it +45
#96 - I feel like that shows some form of self awareness like ours 03/27/2015 on Cat Shaming +3
#3 - Kiss my shiny metal ass, repeated to infinity. 03/27/2015 on Bender Time +1
#38 - I've seen enough asshole teachers to know this will only end badly 03/27/2015 on wtf is wrong with the world +1
#381 - this feeling in my ass 03/27/2015 on Post results 0
#22 - Picture 03/27/2015 on Tattoo of the year -2
#10 - Picture 03/27/2015 on The Best Woman +6
#598 - fatacceptancebadeathealthygood technically one word 03/27/2015 on (untitled) +1
#86 - that's uh...why I read fanfiction, this has got to be the firs… 03/27/2015 on (untitled) +1
#85 - wow....I've never been accused of pony conspiracy before.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #87 - dehnoobshow (03/27/2015) [-]
Gotta wear tin foil hats. Just in case you're also in Cahoots with the government.
User avatar #93 - darkjustifier (03/28/2015) [-]
but seriously I don't condone what those two are doing, I mean howto can post what he wants but he's doing it the wrong way, the other is just a troll

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#13502 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (03/26/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by darkjustifier
User avatar #13516 - majormayor (04/16/2015) [-]
>ponies
>2015
User avatar #13513 - novabird (04/15/2015) [-]
user account dankjustifier is not created yet, you could do this.
User avatar #13514 to #13513 - darkjustifier (04/15/2015) [-]
all the dankest of memes
User avatar #13515 to #13514 - novabird (04/15/2015) [-]
might as well cash in.
User avatar #13510 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Moon anus.
#13511 to #13510 - darkjustifier (04/14/2015) [-]
Lunar hammering
Lunar hammering
User avatar #13512 to #13511 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Good Evening

What's up?
User avatar #13508 - davidavidson (04/09/2015) [-]
I guess we have to be friends now even tho you are a ******* brony queer...

jesus
User avatar #13509 to #13508 - darkjustifier (04/09/2015) [-]
I'm touched
#13506 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
you are fedoralover.
User avatar #13507 to #13506 - darkjustifier (03/27/2015) [-]
don't be dumb
#13504 - bibbins (03/26/2015) [-]
Heres your cookies...
#13505 to #13504 - darkjustifier (03/26/2015) [-]
ah yeah baby you place those cookies, right where I like em, whoooo baby
User avatar #13500 to #13499 - darkjustifier (03/24/2015) [-]
*squees internally
#13491 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#13493 to #13492 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I have to see you on the comments of the front page to remember your still alive
#13494 to #13493 - darkjustifier (03/10/2015) [-]
I make posts on and off, when i post on PV novabird is usually the only one that sees them
User avatar #13497 to #13495 - novabird (03/10/2015) [-]
gotta go thru old comments to see him sometimes.
#13488 - ablazingspitfire (03/09/2015) [-]
Here ya' go.

I'm rolling random users and making them some GFX art, I rolled you so here.

Have a nice day!
#13489 to #13488 - ablazingspitfire (03/09/2015) [-]
Sorry, but the lower blur was pissing me off, didn't match the contrast or color scheme at all, so I removed it.
#13482 - Byte (03/09/2015) [-]
ass
ass
#13486 to #13485 - Byte (03/09/2015) [-]
Don't interrupt me you **** !
User avatar #13501 to #13486 - kibbleking (03/25/2015) [-]
You're a tremendous faggot.
#13484 to #13483 - Byte (03/09/2015) [-]
ASS AND TITTIES!
User avatar #13473 - mvtjets (02/19/2015) [-]
dat profile pic
User avatar #13475 to #13474 - mvtjets (02/19/2015) [-]
you can't just acknowledge bluebutt
bluebutt doesnt exist
no such thing
bluetron left on his own
lies
User avatar #13476 to #13475 - darkjustifier (02/19/2015) [-]
does he not go to his own page no moe?
#13477 to #13476 - mvtjets (02/19/2015) [-]
Blue OC is kill   
Now he only posts queen bugbutt   
RIP in pizza goodnite sweet prince
Blue OC is kill
Now he only posts queen bugbutt
RIP in pizza goodnite sweet prince
User avatar #13478 to #13477 - darkjustifier (02/19/2015) [-]
oh yeah that's my fault we had a conversation and I convinced him of bug butt's mightyness
#13479 to #13478 - mvtjets (02/20/2015) [-]
tfw no more bluebutt

tfw no more bluebutt
User avatar #13480 to #13479 - darkjustifier (02/20/2015) [-]
I knoooow
User avatar #13481 to #13480 - mvtjets (02/20/2015) [-]
We should start a public protest
Make picket signs
Start fires
Blackmail
Yell rudely at people
User avatar #13482 to #13481 - darkjustifier (02/20/2015) [-]
I do that in salem
#13421 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
mind explaining the issue here?
User avatar #13434 to #13421 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
did you see my bug thing?
User avatar #13443 to #13434 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
yeah i saw it and got temp demodded for it as well when i tried to get it noticed since i figured someone was possibly spreading some weird **** around etc.
seems fixed now though.
User avatar #13446 to #13443 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
if you look down below you can see the link to the bug report or what's left of it when admin deleted the other part, it fixed itself when I deleted waterfox from my computer, I'm still a bit mad but I'll get over it
User avatar #13449 to #13446 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
likely the software uses a shared server like a few other phone browsers i have seen, your session cookie likely got copied due to bugged software and everyone else on that instance of the server basically logged in from that.
but i don't know for sure as i'm not a programmer nor have the mental capacity for code.
honestly, you're better off with chrome 64bit, the **** is fast, if you need good safe addons ask i have some of the best.
User avatar #13451 to #13449 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
I just wanted a browser I couild open in the background to play music on while playing a game without slowing down my game, and while I had it waterfox was pretty good, but now I don't think I'm ever going to use it again
User avatar #13453 to #13451 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
tried opera?
also look up xbmc player, best streaming player on the free market, it can do everything.
#13455 to #13453 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
this link for the xmbc?


and I thought about opera but people kept calling it a crappy browser but I'll give it a download to test it out man
User avatar #13457 to #13455 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
kodi.tv/download/
try using add ons under music etc, digitally imported is pretty nice too, plus adding better skins unlocks even more it can do.
User avatar #13459 to #13457 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
does this install directly to my windows or as an addon to my main browser?
User avatar #13460 to #13459 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
windows, this is a freestanding app that can do tons.
User avatar #13461 to #13460 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
awesomesauce, hmmm how do I use my icons?
User avatar #13462 to #13461 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
app.prntscr.com/en/help.html
use this to screen cap and show me what you mean, also good for evidence in incidents later on.
#13463 to #13462 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
oh dude I put more screenshots of the problem than I thought I could find I know for a fact I showed proof and even had a guy who logged in as me vouch in both my account and his own and I posted a screenshot of everyone who was me addy basically said I was *********** for attention and called the other dude and me a moron there was nothing I could do bud, but here's the screenshot of the program I'm nto sure hwo to use it it seems to be asking for entire networks for music
User avatar #13464 to #13463 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
try the side arrows or just click the music icon on the left, it should scroll, once selected the icons under the description will change and give 2-3 options.
ignore the network part and give it a file directory if you have stuff on your hdd but getting addons for stuff gives it more ability.
figures, i wonder what the mess was anyways...
User avatar #13465 to #13464 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
so there are other addons for this program?
User avatar #13466 to #13465 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
there's tons of **** for it, not even joking, that's why i prefer it greatly, wait till you see the music visuals.
User avatar #13467 to #13466 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
ope there we go oh wow this si better than media player visuals
User avatar #13468 to #13467 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
it puts shame to all the players i have tried and there's even more for it on that site.
User avatar #13471 to #13468 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
oh feck I'm late for class fiddling with this I'll continue with this in a bit bud
User avatar #13472 to #13471 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
understood, have a good one.
User avatar #13469 to #13468 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
this is fantastic man, thank you
User avatar #13470 to #13469 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
go to the app download page under music and get one of the first ones named digitally imported, over 70 music channels to choose and growing, it live streams.
User avatar #13445 to #13443 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm sorry you got into the mix bud I didn't think this much **** would happen just because I asked for help
User avatar #13447 to #13445 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
eh, it happens, he can be really moody, best to just not respond at those times.
User avatar #13448 to #13447 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
I just really didn't understand it is all, I'm not much on HTML and I knew admin was so I thought maybe he knew what was going on, turns out it was on my end because of waterfox
User avatar #13450 to #13448 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
tis why i'm leery as hell about new unknown browsers... :\
User avatar #13452 to #13450 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
some dude vouched for it thought I'd try it out you know?
User avatar #13454 to #13452 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
understood, future reference just ask me, i'd rather suggest something i have tested then have a friend get a fake browser and hijacked... :\
User avatar #13456 to #13454 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
alright man I will thank you
User avatar #13458 to #13456 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
also, search the software yourself and look for reviews if any exist to see what people say, never take a direct link someone gives you in case malware etc type link.
User avatar #13422 to #13421 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, if you install waterfox browser and go to www.funnyjunk.com you are automatically logged into darkjustifier's profile.
User avatar #13425 to #13424 - phanact (02/17/2015) [-]
nnever do you have waterfox
#13426 to #13425 - nnever ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
masterrace
User avatar #13427 to #13426 - phanact (02/17/2015) [-]
and are you currently logged into darkjustifier's profile right now
User avatar #13438 to #13427 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
perform

bsvhmisnabi

buckoman

are the users I know to have this problem
#13428 to #13427 - nnever ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
no?
User avatar #13429 to #13428 - phanact (02/17/2015) [-]
ok exactly
novabird you're retarded
User avatar #13430 to #13429 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
then wtf was i looking at?
i have no experience with this type of situation, plus my new meds are ******* me up badly...-_-
User avatar #13437 to #13430 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
is admin talking about me? I don't know if there are people logged in as me this morning
User avatar #13423 to #13422 - novabird (02/17/2015) [-]
screen shots?
also try logging out to log them off as well, something wrong here...
User avatar #13417 - darkjustifier (02/16/2015) [-]
Hey, I dunno what's happening here, but I just got Waterfox Browser, went to FJ, and you seem to be logged in.
User avatar #13433 to #13417 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
I can't even log out
User avatar #13419 to #13417 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
help me

-darkjustifier original
User avatar #13432 to #13419 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
How does this keep happening?
User avatar #13418 to #13417 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
Hahahhaha same here
User avatar #13420 to #13418 - darkjustifier (02/17/2015) [-]
BTW GUYS, I'M A MASSIVE FAGGOT!!!
#13416 - raccoonwithfruit (02/14/2015) [-]
Happy Valentine's day from raccoonwithfruit
#13410 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#13412 to #13411 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Where de **** did you go?
#13413 to #13412 - darkjustifier (02/10/2015) [-]
I'm in college mate I drop off for big assignments or monologues
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User avatar #13407 - kibbleking (01/15/2015) [-]
STop trying to bring ponies back.
#13405 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
Why haven't you and your pack of autists killed yourselves yet?
#13406 to #13405 - anonymous (01/15/2015) [-]
I know right.
User avatar #13401 to #13400 - zealotgold ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
how are you my friend?
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