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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: Jared Herring
Youtube Channel: my mum
Steam Profile: darkjustifier
Consoles Owned: a fucking lot
Video Games Played: any
X-box Gamertag: leechchangeling
PSN: the hell is psn?
Interests: games and shit
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Location:Dickinson ND
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Highest Content Rank:#1952
Highest Comment Rank:#37
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large white dude who likes MLP, sue me

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#41 - about to start binge watching this with my wife, what am I in for FJ?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Fear -3
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#46 - bendingtimeisgood (05/18/2016) [-]
Several painful moments, and two or three of the most traumatizing experiences of your life.
#42 - anon (05/18/2016) [-]
Lying to yourself.
#43 - darkjustifier (05/18/2016) [-]
#123 - anon (05/18/2016) [-]
shut the fuck up no one here is married or have a girlfriend
i bet you're 30-40 with lots of pony related merch
peasent shit
#146 - Soon there will be no reason NOT to praise the sun!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2016 on advancement 0
#164 - welcomemat (05/19/2016) [-]
What are you saying, that there currently ARE reasons not to?
#25 - **** man I wish I was clever enough to make a good joke more t… 05/18/2016 on Twertd -3
#21 - Picture 05/18/2016 on Metallica -2
#19 - Money is money dinguslord  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Metallica +5
#20 - kwanzalord (05/18/2016) [-]
#21 - darkjustifier (05/18/2016) [-]
#25 - I mean, seems like he needed to be kicked out way before that. 05/18/2016 on Robot gets caught +8
#27 - you didn't specify which one is the lie 05/18/2016 on Feminism in action #259 -3
#31 - What about someone who gets them removed simply because he hat…  [+] (20 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Apt Comparison -61
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#99 - captainprincess (05/20/2016) [-]
thats called an asshole
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#89 - vladhellsing (05/18/2016) [-]
Removing stairs as a stab against people in wheelchairs? That's like getting rid of gyms because you hate fat people.
#64 - dern (05/18/2016) [-]
i was a brony 1nce... sense then, ive changed. its a bad idea to post ponys on anything but the pony thread or channel
#102 - darkjustifier (05/23/2016) [-]
shit man just take a look at my comment history to get an idea of how I post
#72 - anon (05/18/2016) [-]
The only thing stupid here is your spelling and grammar
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#103 - talldumbdork (05/23/2016) [-]
That's not very nice, anon.
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#79 - ellienyte (05/18/2016) [-]
Where's your full stop, anon?
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#70 - shaddyz (05/18/2016) [-]
its actually fine if it fits the theme... which it doesnt in this case
#62 - petresko (05/18/2016) [-]
#32 - Zeigh (05/18/2016) [-]
Here's the non autistic version that wasn't needlessly changed.
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#100 - captainprincess (05/20/2016) [-]
with regards to memery, no changes were ever necessary
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#61 - totallytito (05/18/2016) [-]
Its called a reference, a parody, a knockoff, a joke!
Holy shit you actually take your memes fucking seriously.
Let the ponyfags do their thing christ.
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#71 - aquaekk (05/18/2016) [-]
If the joke made sense it'd be alright. But 'ahoof' isn't a word.
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#98 - gavnthsociopth (05/18/2016) [-]
It doesn't even make sense
#63 - drizztrocks (05/18/2016) [-]
Like, what caused you to stop doing the inspiring wisdom thing and just start speaking your mind in an offensive way whenever possible? That isn't meant to come off as an attack either, I'm not trying to be a smart alec, just genuinely curious.
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#65 - totallytito (05/18/2016) [-]
Fj is corrupting me.
#108 - anon (05/24/2016) [-]
Your just being a faggot
#66 - drizztrocks (05/18/2016) [-]
Have they corrupted you enough to give me some top for a few steam games?
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#68 - totallytito (05/18/2016) [-]
No
#73 - drizztrocks (05/18/2016) [-]
You hear that new Chance the Rapper Mixtape?
#17 - -Me jumping around after hitting my shin- Dad:"g… 05/18/2016 on reddit comp +7
#17 - I wish I could see Mettallica live, but I've only recently com…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Metallica +15
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#41 - utburd (05/18/2016) [-]
I've seen them it was pretty fucking good.
But I saw ZZ Top, AC/DC, and Black Sabbath and they put on some of the best fucking shows I've ever seen.
Those old sons of bitches still went hard as fuck.
#39 - silversamuri (05/18/2016) [-]
I got tix to see them this August at the new us bank stadium with avenge seven fold and volbeat. So fucking happy I managed to wake up in time to get them.
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#32 - vickyalove (05/18/2016) [-]
i saw them in august last year... so i'm guessing they do still do live
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#29 - mettallica (05/18/2016) [-]
Dude don't worry, you don't need money to come see me. Pm me and we'll set the specifics.
#18 - kwanzalord (05/18/2016) [-]
**kwanzalord used "*roll picture*"**
**kwanzalord rolled image**They probably don't want a brony in the audience anyways
#22 - anon (05/18/2016) [-]
half their audience
#19 - darkjustifier (05/18/2016) [-]
Money is money dinguslord
#20 - kwanzalord (05/18/2016) [-]
#21 - darkjustifier (05/18/2016) [-]
#59 - Picture 05/18/2016 on /ck/ goes on a date -3
#23 - Tried this on TF2 with scout, but the guy was firing the exact… 05/18/2016 on peekaboo 0
#48 - Fist the internet walls then the mexican wall, then the american wall 05/18/2016 on Texting Trump 0
#53 - A poet in the ******* making this guy  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2016 on /ck/ goes on a date +4
#78 - unihornupmyass (05/18/2016) [-]
I love this pic and im gonna save it... But this one is the best.

Dont tell me what to do FRENK
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#88 - yoyaboyme (05/18/2016) [-]
Save it, it's all yours my friend!
#57 - anon (05/18/2016) [-]
>this pic
#59 - darkjustifier (05/18/2016) [-]
#164 - I stopped trying to figure out what was man and woman in the w… 05/18/2016 on non-tranny problems -1
#58 - but does your axe slide through trees? 05/18/2016 on You wanted equality? -6
#57 - *nipple edit 05/18/2016 on God Hates Me 0
#64 - nobody ever asks the prostitutes opinion, what if she wants th… 05/18/2016 on Feminism and Prostitution 0
#86 - sounds like an olden day lord if they had cellphones 05/18/2016 on Anon installs google photos -2
#35 - seems pretty all around unnatural 05/18/2016 on Fixed -1
#20 - looks like another game is about to be set  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Hangman -1
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#22 - cormy (05/18/2016) [-]
Nope, they're in the middle of one.
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#23 - darkjustifier (05/18/2016) [-]
I did say "about to"
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#24 - cormy (05/18/2016) [-]
But... It's not "about to" and and it's not being set, the game is already in progress.
#56 - >Builds wall to keep hufflepuff in their dorms 05/18/2016 on /tv/ sorts Trump -1
#65 - but when you saw him put the stuff in the glass you had the ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2016 on Femanon has a bad first date +3
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#72 - Zeigh (05/18/2016) [-]
Pretend to drink spiked beverage, pretend to be drugged and pass out soon after, wait until he drags your ass to his apt / house wait till he gets close to try some creepy shit then stab him in the neck and make off with all his shit.

Sounds like a plan.
#162 - >not having the best part of the job  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2016 on taking over the world 1 +1
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#211 - fjhelpdepartment (05/18/2016) [-]
This is cancer, but we will not discriminate and let you post all you like, just get a red thumb shield.

-This has been a message from the FJ help department

You can not copy or redistribute this message, thank you.
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#173 - Zeigh (05/18/2016) [-]
Perhaps we can save for after the hero is dead. Maybe a fade to black.
#48 - All Hitler's brain should say is "Genius" 05/16/2016 on World War Two Propaganda... 0
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#13502 - pineapplechunkss (03/26/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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#13503 to #13502 - darkjustifier (03/26/2015) [-]
yes...
#13640 - hatapon (11/22/2015) [-]
#13638 - pineapplechunkss (09/21/2015) [-]
#13634 - bluslenderman (09/02/2015) [-]
You take 9 cocks up the ass on average
#13635 to #13634 - darkjustifier (09/02/2015) [-]
Nine? what kind of scrub do you take me for?
#13636 to #13635 - bluslenderman (09/02/2015) [-]
Make it tree fiddy
#13631 - beerus (09/02/2015) [-]
ur QT let fuking
#13633 to #13632 - beerus (09/02/2015) [-]
sukl my god dik
#13623 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
dat profile pic
#13624 to #13623 - darkjustifier (09/01/2015) [-]
is my favorite
#13626 to #13624 - darkjustifier (09/01/2015) [-]
lunargreenhouse is best house
#13627 to #13626 - lunargreenhouse (09/01/2015) [-]
I'll let that pass
#13628 to #13627 - mvtjets ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
#13625 to #13624 - mvtjets ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Never change it
#13637 to #13625 - bonnibelpeebles (09/02/2015) [-]
holy balls memories
#13581 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
#13603 to #13581 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I like think so, I can't always obsess like i used too but I always read a fanfiction when I can, and I always collect art
#13604 to #13603 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Have you ever felt like you're not doing enough for the fandom?
#13605 to #13604 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
all the time, I can't write that well, I can't draw worth crap, my only skills are physical I am naturally strong and I can perform well in dance and acting, and I don't have the recording equipment for my singing, so a lot of the time yeah I feel like I'm just using the fandom.
#13606 to #13605 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
I never felt that way

Until bronycon

I looked at all the amazing art and awesome cosplays and animations and stuff I saw there and said "I want to be one of those people" and I felt like I wasn't doing enough

I can only do vector art imagery
#13607 to #13606 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
was that vector yours?
#13608 to #13607 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Psh. I wish.
#13609 to #13608 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
may I see one of yours?
#13611 to #13610 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
this is going in the art folder
#13612 to #13611 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
I didn't actually make that one sadly
#13613 to #13612 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
what about dis one?
#13615 to #13613 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
And that was a long time ago
#13616 to #13615 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I like it, it's going in the art folder, so is the maid
#13617 to #13616 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Hate that one
#13618 to #13617 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
yooou love it, doctor who.gif but either way all your stuff is a lot more than I know how to do
#13619 to #13618 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Eh its alright
#13620 to #13619 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I know you can get better, I watched a deviant artist go from crappy sonic fanart to the discordian tumblr where art is freaking amazing
#13621 to #13620 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
I am taking a class on it next semester
#13622 to #13621 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
aaaah yes that's awesome sounding, can't wait to see the art you'll create then
#13614 to #13613 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Yes I made that from a drawing someone gave me
#13582 to #13581 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
phanact? hey man, nice freaking rarity art
#13583 to #13582 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Thanks
Drew it myself Not really

What's been up with you?
#13584 to #13583 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I've been enjoying my summer, summer is about to end and I'll have to move back into the dorms for my second year of college, what you been doing?
#13585 to #13584 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Working all summer but I spent all my money at bronycon and I spent too much

School starts up for me soon and I need to work this next coming weekend
#13587 to #13585 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
forgot the art
#13586 to #13585 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
what are you going to school for? I went inf or theatre

never had enough for a bronycon, always too far away
#13588 to #13586 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
I woulda taken you for someone who would make sure they went

I'm taking computing courses, because I love computers
#13589 to #13588 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
not from lack of wanting to but at this point I'm engaged and it gets a little harder to go to one each year.

what year are oyu?
#13590 to #13589 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Engaged with an actual person?

I'm doing community college so I don't know exactly.
#13591 to #13590 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
yeah we met in the frozen tundras of north dakota

seeeexy I'm a second year after this summer ends
#13592 to #13591 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Girl? Guy?
#13593 to #13592 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
girl
#13594 to #13593 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
How old are you?
#13595 to #13594 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
21 this year, you?
#13596 to #13595 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Isn't that a little young to be engaged?
#13597 to #13596 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I...actually have zero knowledge on relationships outside of what she and I figured out on our own, so...probably?
#13598 to #13597 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Well to each his own

I'll be 23 in November
#13599 to #13598 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
you're almost off the clock military time
#13600 to #13599 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Wha-what?
#13601 to #13600 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
24 hours military time, you're 23, 23 is only two hours from being off the clock
#13602 to #13601 - phanact
(08/16/2015) [-]
Oh

I was really confused

So, you're still into pony as much as ever
#13579 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
#13564 - brothergrimm (07/12/2015) [-]
Sup dude? long time no chat
#13565 to #13564 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
almost missed this in my comments sorry man, how are yah
#13566 to #13565 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
Kinda stressed. I'll be moving to WA by the end of the month
#13567 to #13566 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
why washington?
#13568 to #13567 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
It's where my mother is. I've moved a LOT in my life, but it's been a long time since i moved somewhere i wasn't previously familiar with.
#13569 to #13568 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
I'm not sure of the state of washington not state as in washington either but how it's doing
#13570 to #13569 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
I have no idea what you just said lol
#13571 to #13570 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
is thing must hard englishj
#13572 to #13571 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
I thought you were 'murican
#13573 to #13572 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
like anybody here speaks it fluently
#13574 to #13573 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
Fair enough..... Anyways, i think you said something about you "aren't sure about the state of washington" or something?
#13575 to #13574 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
as in comparison to other state.
#13576 to #13575 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
WEEEELLLLLL i live in mississippi....... And we're absolute bottom of the totem poll. MS is the lowest ranking state in the union.
#13577 to #13576 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
all questions answered
#13578 to #13577 - brothergrimm (07/13/2015) [-]
But i'm mainly leaving because things have gone to total **** here and me and my roommates basically ave to scatter to the winds and fend for ourselves. So i'm going to the one place i know i can survive.
#13560 - theugandanhero (07/06/2015) [-]
Whoa man you better look out, I'm gaining fast!!
#13561 to #13560 - darkjustifier (07/06/2015) [-]
my friend not to put you down but you are going slowly, if I hadn't lost my flame and gained instead in minecraft I would have already made it to two hundred
#13562 to #13561 - theugandanhero (07/06/2015) [-]
I'll make it to #1 before yourself.
Count on it.
#13563 to #13562 - darkjustifier (07/06/2015) [-]
and my castle shall only grow