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darkjustifier

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: Jared Herring
Youtube Channel: my mum
Steam Profile: darkjustifier
Consoles Owned: a fucking lot
Video Games Played: any
X-box Gamertag: leechchangeling
PSN: the hell is psn?
Interests: games and shit
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:5/23/2015
Location:Dickinson ND
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7745
Comment Ranking:#196
Highest Content Rank:#1952
Highest Comment Rank:#37
Content Thumbs: 1192 total,  3146 ,  1954
Comment Thumbs: 31876 total,  87039 ,  55163
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 89 Content: Srs Business → Level 90 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 78.6% (786/1000)
Level 329 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 330 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:19
Content Views:234171
Times Content Favorited:201 times
Total Comments Made:45628
FJ Points:24134
Favorite Tags: kim kardashian (2) | repost (2)
large white dude who likes MLP, sue me

latest user's comments

#15 - when you get a big pizza they use a plastic thing in the shape…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Pizza +1
#16 - lehberga (04/29/2015) [-]
okey
#11 - I use my phone a lot now so I can walk around town getting exe… 04/29/2015 on Going outside after being... 0
#8 - you see Ivan when use of snickers in gun allies never go hungr… 04/29/2015 on Murica +1
#25 - people seem to consider me smart but they don't realize how st…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Disney +4
User avatar #34 - tinkotin (04/29/2015) [-]
I'd consider a person who is smart enough to know he's not smart pretty intelligent nowadays.
User avatar #28 - hanakoikezawa (04/29/2015) [-]
light travels faster than sound, that's why people look smart until they start talking
User avatar #29 - yunoknow (04/29/2015) [-]
bright* kinda essential to the joke.
#11 - well tell him to fix the ferguson virus I'm tired of it spread… 04/29/2015 on shamelessly stolen +2
#21 - that's a jazz statue 04/29/2015 on Nailed It +5
#34 - 4th dimensional dice are unfair.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2015 on This die is actually a pair... +4
User avatar #51 - ledneustadt (04/29/2015) [-]
How so? Does each "side" not have the same chance of appearing for all 4D dice?
#41 - joshlolsgapedass (04/29/2015) [-]
*DM screaming*
#43 - warlockrichard (04/29/2015) [-]
#79 - I started to do worse at my job at herbergers on purpose becau… 04/29/2015 on Work Days +2
#8 - I always felt clicking it at least once told the computer, hey…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on unresponsive +5
#14 - stolenobsolete (04/29/2015) [-]
Same here. I click to grey the window out and make it state across the top "Not responding".

It always seems to fix itself for me when i do that.
#12 - they consider giving it to the man a sort of job 04/29/2015 on ISIS be like 0
#5 - as if a russian couldn't handle six more 04/29/2015 on Vodka 2 -1
#11 - you mean that wasn't their use? ******* selfie stick? I… 04/29/2015 on Selfie 2 -1
#5 - I've never had a birthday 'party' it's just the family gathere…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Toy Story +28
User avatar #11 - freebrainsforall (04/29/2015) [-]
Why would you need money

I don't know what crazy birthday parties people had where you live but mine where always just some snacks and a cake and me and my friends playing some group games
#9 - anonymous (04/29/2015) [-]
i don't celebrate my birthday. Age is just a number. inb4 pedophile
User avatar #8 - gittons (04/29/2015) [-]
i can relate.
#7 - cancerlobster (04/29/2015) [-]
Same. But I personally preferred it that way. Never liked being the center of attention, even with my group of friends.
#6 - janeyzombie (04/29/2015) [-]
Happy late birthday, I was gonna come to each of your parties, but I got lost.
Like, really lost.
#29 - the last episode was a coup so he could start his real empire. 04/29/2015 on Walter White +3
#35 - I was not aware of this  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Ken M strikes again +3
#37 - blackmore (04/29/2015) [-]
And now you are.
#29 - it's from the yeast eating the sugar to cause carbonation and … 04/29/2015 on Some alcohol facts 0
#29 - I'm gonna go ahead and say they really shouldn't have let them… 04/29/2015 on It's wrong you guys +4
#25 - it's like people can't realize that he's joking, I mean come o…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Ken M strikes again +27
User avatar #83 - alekksandar (04/29/2015) [-]
Just how the retarded userbase of funnyjunk keeps falling for the same trolls over and over and over again.

It's insanity.
User avatar #31 - blackmore (04/29/2015) [-]
Oh boy, I know the context of that image, Double the fun.
User avatar #32 - knoxousfumes (04/29/2015) [-]
What's the context?
#33 - blackmore (04/29/2015) [-]
Well I was talking about later, whats not shown in this comic( It was based on a fanfiction, it's a flash comic of a chunk of it, I saw the comic, and out of curiosity, read the fanfiction it was about,OH BOY, Comic covers a chunk of it, but cuts out before...It gets raunchy. Basic story though, It is years in the future after MLP Friendship is magic, (About 10-15 If im right) and spike, visits rari, they have a chat, drink wine, (The bit this image is, when rari relizes the gem spik just gave her, was the one WAY back in the diamond dogs episode) but to make a short story short, the comic ends as spike is carrying rari, to bed, for fun time, and lets say someone gave spike some backup down there(He has two dongs, Spoilers) So ya, Enjoy that. The fanfiction in question is called "Like Fine Wine" by sleepless brony, Comic link is here www.equestriadaily.com/2014/05/comicstory-like-fine-wine.html , Don't worry about the comic, nothing too explicit happens, it cuts out before that happens. ENJOY RANDOM INTERNET STRANGER, ENJOY!
#110 - atma (04/29/2015) [-]
that comic... it made me feel so many feelings ;_;
#111 - blackmore (04/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #73 - exotic (04/29/2015) [-]
You ruined the feels with the why-boners
#106 - blackmore (04/29/2015) [-]
Good, Let the why boner FUEL YOU!
User avatar #35 - darkjustifier (04/29/2015) [-]
I was not aware of this
#37 - blackmore (04/29/2015) [-]
And now you are.
#4 - not on math it doesn't  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2015 on ? 0
User avatar #9 - Xabu (04/29/2015) [-]
For math, there are a few ways to get away with stuff. One, learn the formulas and as soon as you get the test dump them like you are blacktose lactose intolerant and just had a full glass of whole milk.

If you can use scientific calculator and it has input memory/history, you can write the formulas using your own coding system example (A+B)^2 -- A^2 + 2AB + B^2; where "--" is an equal sign, even tho you can get a syntax error, it will stay in the history. All you have to do is casually pick up the calculator and go through the formulas you made and pass them to the test so you have them all nice and neat.
#7 - soloman (04/29/2015) [-]
Sometimes it does, in higher level maths. It starts getting conceptual enough that it starts to become a science.
#65 - I'm mentioned quite a lot for my name not being something comm… 04/29/2015 on When you get mentioned in a... -2
#46 - yes 04/29/2015 on There is still hope -1
#38 - THE COCK OF DOOOOOM!!! 04/28/2015 on RNGesus 0
#19 - I was only kidding man I'm trying to lose weight right now thi… 04/28/2015 on Pizza Hut 0
#9 - that looks way too edgy for what the joker is  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Marilyn Manson's Dad +3
User avatar #10 - Koreawontletmefap (04/28/2015) [-]
It's okay they're saying he wont actually look like that. Go give this fella a thumb

funnyjunk.com/Jared+leto+s+joker/funny-pictures/5528751/
#89 - that hurts me somewhere inside...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Strangest of Strange... 0
User avatar #97 - sherlockbatman (04/28/2015) [-]
there are a few cases of people having stronger stomachs and such, with more powerful stomach acids to break down glass and metal without getting cut up. they weren't compelled to eat that stuff, though. they did it for money. no one enjoys eating glass

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#13502 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (03/26/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by darkjustifier
User avatar #13541 - derivat (05/05/2015) [-]
Add me on XBL you sl00t ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #13542 to #13541 - darkjustifier (05/05/2015) [-]
gotta wait till the weekend i do't bring my xbox to the dorm
User avatar #13543 to #13542 - derivat (05/05/2015) [-]
I will wait for you no homo
User avatar #13539 - ytrellworld (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey what was the deal with the "HAIL DARKJUSTIFIER" comment incident? I never actually understood what was happening...
User avatar #13540 to #13539 - darkjustifier (05/03/2015) [-]
someone was trying to get me banned for using mlp as my reactions so they tried to make it seem like I was trolling the site.
#13536 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#13534 - affix ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
I made this HD version of your banner.
I tested it on my profile and its the same ratio as yours.
Its slightly higher quality than your existing one.
User avatar #13533 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
moon anus.
#13528 - hatapon (04/26/2015) [-]
dark the ************ justifier. How you doing?
#13530 to #13529 - hatapon (04/26/2015) [-]
**** , donno how I can help.
#13531 to #13530 - darkjustifier (04/26/2015) [-]
how will anyone else know the delicious taste OF A SECOND CONE!?!
User avatar #13520 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
moon anus.
User avatar #13522 to #13521 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Morning.
User avatar #13524 to #13523 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #13525 to #13524 - darkjustifier (04/23/2015) [-]
waiting for class, you?
User avatar #13526 to #13525 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Working on hand drawn masturbation material.
#13527 to #13526 - darkjustifier (04/23/2015) [-]
makes me wish I could draw
#13518 - semilunarknight ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
You post ponies and still get green thumbs...this is strange and somewhat unsettling for me.
You post ponies and still get green thumbs...this is strange and somewhat unsettling for me.
User avatar #13519 to #13518 - darkjustifier (04/22/2015) [-]
I'm good at it I guess
User avatar #13516 - majormayor (04/16/2015) [-]
>ponies
>2015
User avatar #13513 - novabird ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
user account dankjustifier is not created yet, you could do this.
User avatar #13514 to #13513 - darkjustifier (04/15/2015) [-]
all the dankest of memes
User avatar #13515 to #13514 - novabird ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
might as well cash in.
User avatar #13510 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Moon anus.
#13511 to #13510 - darkjustifier (04/14/2015) [-]
Lunar hammering
Lunar hammering
User avatar #13512 to #13511 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Good Evening

What's up?
User avatar #13508 - davidavidson (04/09/2015) [-]
I guess we have to be friends now even tho you are a ******* brony queer...

jesus
User avatar #13509 to #13508 - darkjustifier (04/09/2015) [-]
I'm touched
#13506 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
you are fedoralover.
User avatar #13507 to #13506 - darkjustifier (03/27/2015) [-]
don't be dumb
#13504 - bibbins (03/26/2015) [-]
Heres your cookies...
#13505 to #13504 - darkjustifier (03/26/2015) [-]
ah yeah baby you place those cookies, right where I like em, whoooo baby
User avatar #13500 to #13499 - darkjustifier (03/24/2015) [-]
*squees internally
#13491 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#13493 to #13492 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I have to see you on the comments of the front page to remember your still alive
#13494 to #13493 - darkjustifier (03/10/2015) [-]
I make posts on and off, when i post on PV novabird is usually the only one that sees them
User avatar #13498 to #13494 - novabird ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
eyup.
User avatar #13497 to #13495 - novabird ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
gotta go thru old comments to see him sometimes.
#13488 - ablazingspitfire (03/09/2015) [-]
Here ya' go.

I'm rolling random users and making them some GFX art, I rolled you so here.

Have a nice day!
#13489 to #13488 - ablazingspitfire (03/09/2015) [-]
Sorry, but the lower blur was pissing me off, didn't match the contrast or color scheme at all, so I removed it.
#13482 - Byte ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
ass
ass
#13483 to #13482 - Byte ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
titties
#13486 to #13485 - Byte ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Don't interrupt me you **** !
User avatar #13501 to #13486 - kibbleking (03/25/2015) [-]
You're a tremendous faggot.
#13484 to #13483 - Byte ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
ASS AND TITTIES!
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