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Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: Jared Herring
Youtube Channel: shad slayer
Steam Profile: darkjustifier
Consoles Owned: xbox, xbox360. playstation3, playstation, playstaion2, atari, gameboy, gameboy color, sega, gamecube, wii, nitendo. supernintendo, ds, 3ds, gameboy advanced
Video Games Played: halo, halo 2, mass effect, mass effect 2, fallout 1 2 3 new vegas, halo 3 reach, dragon age 1 2, devil may cry 3 4, eldar scrolls series, call of duty series, ect a lot of games
X-box Gamertag: darkjustifier
PSN: non existant
Interests: games,sports, girls~ahue,music
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:8/31/2014
Location:Evil layer of the rice cake muhahahaha
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#118 - If you turn three hundred and sixty degrees your pointing the …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2014 on they are everywhere 0
User avatar #119 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
The whole point of the joke is that is doesn't make sense for the person to be facing the same direction as they started and walk away. It was used solely to troll people who couldn't get over that.

It doesn't matter what direction you're facing, anyway, because it explicitly says "away".

It astounds me that there are still people who don't get it.
User avatar #120 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
You used a Micheal Jackson pic mate what did you expect?
User avatar #121 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
I expected that everyone would have heard this one by now, since it's old as the hills
User avatar #127 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
nah man they haven't all heard apparently sorry.
#115 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/05/2014 on they are everywhere +1
User avatar #116 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
It's just "walk away". Moonwalk is never a part of it, or else it wouldn't work.
User avatar #118 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
If you turn three hundred and sixty degrees your pointing the same direction which means when you walk you walk into the xbox, but if you moonwalk like in the image above you move away from it.
User avatar #119 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
The whole point of the joke is that is doesn't make sense for the person to be facing the same direction as they started and walk away. It was used solely to troll people who couldn't get over that.

It doesn't matter what direction you're facing, anyway, because it explicitly says "away".

It astounds me that there are still people who don't get it.
User avatar #120 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
You used a Micheal Jackson pic mate what did you expect?
User avatar #121 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
I expected that everyone would have heard this one by now, since it's old as the hills
User avatar #127 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
nah man they haven't all heard apparently sorry.
#113 - *moonwalk  [+] (8 new replies) 05/05/2014 on they are everywhere -1
#114 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
#115 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #116 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
It's just "walk away". Moonwalk is never a part of it, or else it wouldn't work.
User avatar #118 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
If you turn three hundred and sixty degrees your pointing the same direction which means when you walk you walk into the xbox, but if you moonwalk like in the image above you move away from it.
User avatar #119 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
The whole point of the joke is that is doesn't make sense for the person to be facing the same direction as they started and walk away. It was used solely to troll people who couldn't get over that.

It doesn't matter what direction you're facing, anyway, because it explicitly says "away".

It astounds me that there are still people who don't get it.
User avatar #120 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
You used a Micheal Jackson pic mate what did you expect?
User avatar #121 - thesoulless (05/05/2014) [-]
I expected that everyone would have heard this one by now, since it's old as the hills
User avatar #127 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
nah man they haven't all heard apparently sorry.
#310 - Picture 05/05/2014 on What would you do? 0
#229 - I would continue as usual, where' the fun in breaking the law …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on What would you do? 0
#233 - davidavidson (05/03/2014) [-]
Wow, still acting 12

nice to see you found out there are actually pictures other than ponies
#310 - darkjustifier (05/05/2014) [-]
#192 - wanted to hear about this bike, but noooo I have t hear about … 04/30/2014 on Engineering School Project 0
#4 - Grim reaper 04/30/2014 on Camera 0
#2 - Picture 04/30/2014 on Camera 0
#40 - Get out of my office right meow. 04/23/2014 on Mr. Cat. +1
#19 - Picture 04/18/2014 on oh zoidberg you silver... 0
#41 - This man is going to get all the ladies 04/18/2014 on k 0
#14 - The original twerk master 04/18/2014 on Is this Twilight? +2
#21 - Picture 04/17/2014 on Smeel my pretty face +1
#90 - Wow look at that boner on her 04/17/2014 on Nudes 0
#56 - for some reason the gif is frozen on my screen thought it was … 04/16/2014 on Alternate Realities 0
#16 - I knew what the joke was gonna be before I clicked on the cont… 04/16/2014 on I 0
#13 - bad puns is why he's doing it, you pushed him over the edge 04/16/2014 on 30 minutes 0
#19 - and you didn't choose the scene of chairs ordering phones to eat?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Alternate Realities 0
#26 - noschool (04/16/2014) [-]
what are you talking about? it's the last scene in the gif.
User avatar #56 - darkjustifier (04/16/2014) [-]
for some reason the gif is frozen on my screen thought it was just a pic
#32 - Nothing can replace rootbeer, cars are awesome, sex is awesome… 04/16/2014 on Tugging at my feels... -2
#39 - I thought he was sniffing his hand. 04/16/2014 on he 0
#95 - this is why you should use lotion 04/16/2014 on Fucking Beastboy +3
#49 - I have a craving for food, I have to eat it every day, at leas…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on Damnit +33
User avatar #58 - baogames (04/16/2014) [-]
that's a disguising habit
#114 - I shall await our meeting sir 04/16/2014 on Someone Said It +4
#113 - star trek 04/16/2014 on Someone Said It 0
#57 - Everyone wants to do the thing but they don't expect his rocky… 04/16/2014 on Do the thing 0
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User avatar #13367 - drvvatson (08/10/2014) [-]
Ay der bby
User avatar #13365 - Byte (07/01/2014) [-]
hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
User avatar #13361 - breadposter (06/27/2014) [-]
I like bread
User avatar #13362 to #13361 - darkjustifier (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm not seein any sexy bread
#13366 to #13362 - novabird ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #13364 to #13363 - darkjustifier (06/28/2014) [-]
ah the return of the Y boner WITH A VENGEANCE!
User avatar #13360 - thebluspyeatspie (06/17/2014) [-]
I remember you!
#13359 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #13355 - novabird ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/notju.stifier
looks like you have another person trying to copy you, too bad they don't know how to post in context worth **** ...-_-
User avatar #13357 to #13355 - darkjustifier (05/31/2014) [-]
thas flattering, and alirght man
User avatar #13358 to #13357 - novabird ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
also, fj added a new thing on your profile, you can always know who is lurking your profile now.
User avatar #13356 to #13355 - novabird ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
also re add me on steam when you get it back again.
User avatar #13354 - novabird ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
ah hah, i don't know about you but he has explaining to do, i thought he was dead...-_-
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargre enhouse/3976863/Ponyville/652693#652693
#13353 - twi (05/27/2014) [-]
thats my hoers ur posting
thats my hoers ur posting
#13351 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
are you on a quest to reform funnyjunk by posting only pony reactions?
User avatar #13352 to #13351 - darkjustifier (05/26/2014) [-]
Nope been doing this for a couple years yo
User avatar #13348 - Byte (05/25/2014) [-]
havent seen you in a while.
#13349 to #13348 - darkjustifier (05/25/2014) [-]
Between work and a gf I don't have time to come here anymore, but with a week off work and gf with family I spend my time here
Between work and a gf I don't have time to come here anymore, but with a week off work and gf with family I spend my time here
User avatar #13350 to #13349 - Byte (05/25/2014) [-]
I've been a busy bacon myself. Kinda miss hanging with you on steam.
#13334 - dashgamer (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, your Steam account is spamming messages about trading with a Pyroman fellow.
User avatar #13335 to #13334 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
my what is what now? I just found out today I couldn't enter it
#13336 to #13335 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
You should really contact Steam. Your account is spamming links and stuff to all your contacts.
User avatar #13337 to #13336 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
well crap, thank you for tellin me man
#13338 to #13337 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome. The same sort of thing happened to my Origin account, which I had to make for Spore or whatever other ****** game I bought years ago. Since I hadn't used it, the account had been appropriated by some Russian punk, the default language was changed, and pretty much everything but my password. I contacted them and got it all reverted back to what I wanted it to be, just with a password change, but I was confused as all hell while doing it because I couldn't interact with the program at all. Damned Ruskies.
User avatar #13339 to #13338 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
I cn't get into mine at all I left a support ticket at steam
#13340 to #13339 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
They don't have a phone number you can call?
User avatar #13341 to #13340 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
does...steam have phone support?
#13342 to #13341 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd imagine they would.
User avatar #13343 to #13342 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
I can't find it, and this new laptops mouse pad is sloooow
User avatar #13347 to #13343 - novabird ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
mouse settings will fix this.
#13344 to #13343 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
Apparently they don't have a phone number.
User avatar #13345 to #13344 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
well shoot
#13346 to #13345 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd be nothing without my games, so I feel for you. Hopefully they take care of it soon.
User avatar #13333 - novabird ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
your steam along with many others i know were hacked and reported, report your account as well!
User avatar #13328 - twi (02/28/2014) [-]
could you please stop posting ponies like that, seriously

I like you bro

but its kinda ******* dumb
#13329 to #13328 - darkjustifier (03/01/2014) [-]
I've been posting like this for a really long time man
#13330 to #13329 - twi (03/01/2014) [-]
I know   
   
im asking you politely to stop
I know

im asking you politely to stop
#13331 to #13330 - darkjustifier (03/01/2014) [-]
And with all due respect I politely, if sadly, decline
User avatar #13327 - novabird ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargre enhouse/3976863/Ponyville/564150#564150
i went full overkill.
User avatar #13325 to #13324 - Tafixados ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
Suck a bag of dicks
User avatar #13316 - levelninetynine (02/23/2014) [-]
I read a bunch of your comments over a period of time, opened a separate tab so I wouldn't have to navigate back to the depths of the filth I dwell in, and comment on your page to personally tell you I like you.
User avatar #13318 to #13317 - levelninetynine (02/23/2014) [-]
I'm stalking you now.
#13311 to #13310 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
Post more
Post more
#13312 to #13311 - darkjustifier (02/22/2014) [-]
oh gosh it's already been that long, holy hannah
User avatar #13314 to #13313 - darkjustifier (02/22/2014) [-]
um that image stopped halfway
#13301 - twi (02/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#13303 to #13302 - twi (02/21/2014) [-]
twillight is my pone   
   
post purple again i cut u
twillight is my pone

post purple again i cut u
#13305 to #13303 - darkjustifier (02/21/2014) [-]
only because you're adorable
User avatar #13306 to #13305 - acemcgunner (02/22/2014) [-]
pinkie is best pony you can post pinkie cause I am going bat pony :3
User avatar #13300 - acemcgunner (02/21/2014) [-]
~~sinner's prayer~~

"lord, I am sorry for my sins. I believe that you died on the cross and rose for my sins. I want you to forgive me of all my sins and come into me heart and save. I trust you Now as my lord and savior, thank you, lord for saving me. Amen"
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