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Gender: male
Age: 24
Facebook Profile: Jared Herring
Youtube Channel: shad slayer
Steam Profile: darkjustifier
Consoles Owned: xbox, xbox360. playstation3, playstation, playstaion2, atari, gameboy, gameboy color, sega, gamecube, wii, nitendo. supernintendo, ds, 3ds, gameboy advanced
Video Games Played: halo, halo 2, mass effect, mass effect 2, fallout 1 2 3 new vegas, halo 3 reach, dragon age 1 2, devil may cry 3 4, eldar scrolls series, call of duty series, ect a lot of games
X-box Gamertag: darkjustifier
PSN: non existant
Interests: games,sports, girls~ahue,music
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Evil layer of the rice cake muhahahaha
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1973
Comment Ranking:#2101
Highest Content Rank:#1952
Highest Comment Rank:#37
Content Thumbs: 1156 total,  3007 ,  1851
Comment Thumbs: 23126 total,  71408 ,  48282
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 85 Content: Srs Business → Level 86 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 72.7% (727/1000)
Level 322 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 323 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:19
Content Views:217291
Times Content Favorited:197 times
Total Comments Made:42529
FJ Points:17038
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I am EVIL! not really but i am a child a heart.

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#36 - you know...Darwin and **** 10/29/2014 on The best watch ever 0
#129 - well I hear the slave market is looking for blond hair blue ey… 10/29/2014 on im telling tumblr +1
#120 - who is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Alcohol vs Marijuana 0
User avatar #128 - motherduck (10/29/2014) [-]
Ainsley Harriot,he is a fucking legend.
#34 - you guys aren't the brightest sometimes, that's like air-soft … 10/28/2014 on She died +1
#95 - how did you make this not refresh?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on The end 0
User avatar #103 - tonnirotta (10/28/2014) [-]
you can do it with one image editing program where you can decide is it play only once or an infinite loop
#102 - source I DEMAND SOURCE! 10/28/2014 on Anon builds his army -1
#77 - we used a forklift while I worked at wallwork  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Thomas the take engine 0
User avatar #78 - jdrinfantry (10/27/2014) [-]
usually when we take apart an engine we use a crane. Everywhere I worked we've had a small indoor roof crane.
#73 - don't those way like a thousand pounds?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Thomas the take engine 0
User avatar #75 - jdrinfantry (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't quite remember. but most of the diesel engines I work with weigh over a ton. Biggest one was a 38 metric tonnes engine.
User avatar #77 - darkjustifier (10/27/2014) [-]
we used a forklift while I worked at wallwork
User avatar #78 - jdrinfantry (10/27/2014) [-]
usually when we take apart an engine we use a crane. Everywhere I worked we've had a small indoor roof crane.
#13 - With a bullet every head has a passageway 10/27/2014 on Gordons face 0
#23 - maybe if he wasn't so crabby all the time 10/26/2014 on Salt and Pepa +1
#13 - bewbs 10/26/2014 on Shark Vs. Whale 0
#18 - I think that's the joke 10/26/2014 on Sloth -1
#36 - i am theater major and this is the accurate 10/26/2014 on School Majors 0
#713 - yeah and he's been here since 2011 10/24/2014 on no life contest 0
#16 - what the **** ?  [+] (7 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Hello -1
User avatar #23 - popnotes (10/24/2014) [-]
justakewldewd
ciacheczko

It's a photo of what happens when you try to wash off nail polish iirc, made the person look like they had a dead hand or something.
User avatar #24 - ciacheczko (10/24/2014) [-]
I paint nails often, as I'm a fully functioning grill, and I'm not so sure of it.

I've used dark colors, bright colors, neon colors, glitter, magnetic polish, super-shine coating, even nail polish stamps - and did all kinds of mixes of all the above. Both quality ones and some cheap from a market. No matter what kind of polish remover I used - acetone-free, or not - I've never had my hands end up like this. Even if I got some minor smears, they were very transparent and easily washable with, of course, more polish remover.

It'd have to take an epic, incredible kind of both idiocy and genuine luck to end up like on this picture by just cleaning your nails off. I have no idea what the fuck happened there, seriously.
User avatar #25 - ciacheczko (10/24/2014) [-]
Oh oh, and one more thing - her nails alone look perfectly fine, flawless even - they'd be smeared and ugly if she was trying to clean them, right?
#18 - justakewldewd (10/24/2014) [-]
Somebody finger-blasted a witch, obviously.
#19 - ciacheczko (10/24/2014) [-]
With these nails?
#20 - justakewldewd (10/24/2014) [-]
Witches be freaky?
#21 - ciacheczko (10/24/2014) [-]
2spoopy4me
#65 - *drowns child internally 10/24/2014 on That man got to sleep for 2... 0
#17 - this reminds me of the list of things Doctor Bright is not all…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on 50 things you must not do... +6
#61 - anonymous (10/24/2014) [-]
You mean Doctor Bright's to do list/
User avatar #36 - jaggedherp (10/24/2014) [-]
Fucking Bright.
#22 - what do you mean? 10/23/2014 on only beards can save us +9
#77 - the real answer is "eh" 10/23/2014 on Around the Internet PART 26 +1
#220 - that's a litlle funny  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Five nights at freddies 2 0
#223 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Wait till the game comes out. It'll be terrifying then.
#216 - seems weird how they'll ignore oyu, like they really are prote…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Five nights at freddies 2 0
#219 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Apparently the new ones have new software that makes them act better around people.
User avatar #220 - darkjustifier (10/23/2014) [-]
that's a litlle funny
#223 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Wait till the game comes out. It'll be terrifying then.
#213 - so don't wear the mask around them?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Five nights at freddies 2 0
#215 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Yeah. An older one comes in, don the mask or they'll kill you. A newer one, don't and they'll ignore you. It does sound pretty interesting, no? Imagine an ending where all the robots tear each other to shreds.
User avatar #216 - darkjustifier (10/23/2014) [-]
seems weird how they'll ignore oyu, like they really are protecting you this time
#219 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Apparently the new ones have new software that makes them act better around people.
User avatar #220 - darkjustifier (10/23/2014) [-]
that's a litlle funny
#223 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Wait till the game comes out. It'll be terrifying then.
#208 - they're both there? what the ******* *****…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Five nights at freddies 2 0
#211 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Yeah. From what's been released so far, its a new restaurant since the old one closed down. They brought the old models, but left them to degrade and instead bought brand new ones, hence the new designs. The old ones still want to kill you, and you have to hide by wearing a mask. But the new ones are malfunctioning too, and will automatically attack the older ones. So if they see you wearing the mask, they'll kill you. A three way clusterfuck, in other words.
User avatar #213 - darkjustifier (10/23/2014) [-]
so don't wear the mask around them?
#215 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Yeah. An older one comes in, don the mask or they'll kill you. A newer one, don't and they'll ignore you. It does sound pretty interesting, no? Imagine an ending where all the robots tear each other to shreds.
User avatar #216 - darkjustifier (10/23/2014) [-]
seems weird how they'll ignore oyu, like they really are protecting you this time
#219 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Apparently the new ones have new software that makes them act better around people.
User avatar #220 - darkjustifier (10/23/2014) [-]
that's a litlle funny
#223 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Wait till the game comes out. It'll be terrifying then.
User avatar #209 - KevinPutt (10/23/2014) [-]
fuckfuckfuck
#67 - Picture 10/23/2014 on Aloha Snackbar 0
#202 - THERE'S NO ******* DOORS!?!  [+] (10 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Five nights at freddies 2 0
#207 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Nope, there's a new mechanic apparently, depending on whether one of the old ones see you or the new ones.
User avatar #208 - darkjustifier (10/23/2014) [-]
they're both there? what the fucking fucker fuck
#211 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Yeah. From what's been released so far, its a new restaurant since the old one closed down. They brought the old models, but left them to degrade and instead bought brand new ones, hence the new designs. The old ones still want to kill you, and you have to hide by wearing a mask. But the new ones are malfunctioning too, and will automatically attack the older ones. So if they see you wearing the mask, they'll kill you. A three way clusterfuck, in other words.
User avatar #213 - darkjustifier (10/23/2014) [-]
so don't wear the mask around them?
#215 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Yeah. An older one comes in, don the mask or they'll kill you. A newer one, don't and they'll ignore you. It does sound pretty interesting, no? Imagine an ending where all the robots tear each other to shreds.
User avatar #216 - darkjustifier (10/23/2014) [-]
seems weird how they'll ignore oyu, like they really are protecting you this time
#219 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Apparently the new ones have new software that makes them act better around people.
User avatar #220 - darkjustifier (10/23/2014) [-]
that's a litlle funny
#223 - trainalf (10/23/2014) [-]
Wait till the game comes out. It'll be terrifying then.
User avatar #209 - KevinPutt (10/23/2014) [-]
fuckfuckfuck
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User avatar #13401 to #13400 - zealotgold (11/04/2014) [-]
how are you my friend?
User avatar #13398 to #13397 - darkjustifier (10/22/2014) [-]
ooooh flyswatters cheeky bugger
#13394 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
mlp stopped being good in season 3
#13393 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
you're a fag
#13392 - cloudpawtwo (09/08/2014) [-]
I like you. You post reaction images/gifs related to ponies in a relevant fashion.
If it's not too much, could you upload your pony reactor folder for me? I'd like to see what you have.
User avatar #13396 to #13392 - darkjustifier (09/13/2014) [-]
I change it weekly
#13375 - zealotgold (09/06/2014) [-]
www.fimfiction.net/story/206017/queen-of-queens

heh i just read this and you are going to love this
User avatar #13376 to #13375 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
thank you my friend I will read it when I have ze time
User avatar #13377 to #13376 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
honestly it moved up in to my top 10 so defiantly when you can and ill let you know if i run into any others
User avatar #13381 to #13380 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
hmm ill read it tonight! and make sure not to look at them
User avatar #13382 to #13381 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
I read them by accident and it almost ruined the story for me
User avatar #13383 to #13382 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
welp defiantly make sure then haha have you cracked opened any of the others i gave you yet?
User avatar #13384 to #13383 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
well funny story on that I have 79 stories in my queue for reading...so I am rtrying
#13385 to #13384 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
mfw i know that feel, i think i have 140 O.o
User avatar #13386 to #13385 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
I diiiid have 200 aqnd something but I went on a reading binge for three months
User avatar #13387 to #13386 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
i need another binge heh might start that soon
User avatar #13388 to #13387 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
college is in mah way to do so at the mno
User avatar #13389 to #13388 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
have you tried telling it to stop?
User avatar #13390 to #13389 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
yes but you know college can suck sometimes like that
User avatar #13391 to #13390 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
true truehmm but then hopefully! ull have some free time...ish
User avatar #13378 to #13377 - darkjustifier (09/07/2014) [-]
you is best pony
#13374 - stickpeoplelol (09/05/2014) [-]
I love how you keep posting ponies. It makes me happy to see them on FJ despite the hate from the douchebags that make up the majority of this site.
I love how you keep posting ponies. It makes me happy to see them on FJ despite the hate from the douchebags that make up the majority of this site.

#13368 - tonytails (09/05/2014) [-]
so, i has a confusion.
do you post ponies on lots of non-pony posts just for red thumbs, or because youre trying to spread the magic of friendship to the unenlightened people of funnyjunk?
#13369 to #13368 - darkjustifier (09/05/2014) [-]
neither I do it for me
#13370 to #13369 - tonytails (09/05/2014) [-]
fair enough.
but why?
#13371 to #13370 - darkjustifier (09/05/2014) [-]
been doing it for as long as I've been here I've got no good reason why
#13372 to #13371 - tonytails (09/05/2014) [-]
well, pony on, friend.
and heres a picture that might come in handy if you dont already have it.
User avatar #13367 - drvvatson (08/10/2014) [-]
Ay der bby
User avatar #13365 - Byte ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
User avatar #13361 - breadposter (06/27/2014) [-]
I like bread
User avatar #13362 to #13361 - darkjustifier (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm not seein any sexy bread
User avatar #13364 to #13363 - darkjustifier (06/28/2014) [-]
ah the return of the Y boner WITH A VENGEANCE!
User avatar #13360 - thebluspyeatspie (06/17/2014) [-]
I remember you!
User avatar #13355 - novabird (05/30/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/notju.stifier
looks like you have another person trying to copy you, too bad they don't know how to post in context worth **** ...-_-
User avatar #13357 to #13355 - darkjustifier (05/31/2014) [-]
thas flattering, and alirght man
User avatar #13358 to #13357 - novabird (05/31/2014) [-]
also, fj added a new thing on your profile, you can always know who is lurking your profile now.
User avatar #13356 to #13355 - novabird (05/30/2014) [-]
also re add me on steam when you get it back again.
User avatar #13354 - novabird (05/27/2014) [-]
ah hah, i don't know about you but he has explaining to do, i thought he was dead...-_-
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargre enhouse/3976863/Ponyville/652693#652693
#13353 - twi (05/27/2014) [-]
thats my hoers ur posting
thats my hoers ur posting
#13351 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
are you on a quest to reform funnyjunk by posting only pony reactions?
User avatar #13352 to #13351 - darkjustifier (05/26/2014) [-]
Nope been doing this for a couple years yo
User avatar #13348 - Byte ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
havent seen you in a while.
#13349 to #13348 - darkjustifier (05/25/2014) [-]
Between work and a gf I don't have time to come here anymore, but with a week off work and gf with family I spend my time here
Between work and a gf I don't have time to come here anymore, but with a week off work and gf with family I spend my time here
User avatar #13350 to #13349 - Byte ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
I've been a busy bacon myself. Kinda miss hanging with you on steam.
#13334 - dashgamer (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, your Steam account is spamming messages about trading with a Pyroman fellow.
User avatar #13335 to #13334 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
my what is what now? I just found out today I couldn't enter it
#13336 to #13335 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
You should really contact Steam. Your account is spamming links and stuff to all your contacts.
User avatar #13337 to #13336 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
well crap, thank you for tellin me man
#13338 to #13337 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome. The same sort of thing happened to my Origin account, which I had to make for Spore or whatever other ****** game I bought years ago. Since I hadn't used it, the account had been appropriated by some Russian punk, the default language was changed, and pretty much everything but my password. I contacted them and got it all reverted back to what I wanted it to be, just with a password change, but I was confused as all hell while doing it because I couldn't interact with the program at all. Damned Ruskies.
User avatar #13339 to #13338 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
I cn't get into mine at all I left a support ticket at steam
#13340 to #13339 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
They don't have a phone number you can call?
User avatar #13341 to #13340 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
does...steam have phone support?
#13342 to #13341 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd imagine they would.
User avatar #13343 to #13342 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
I can't find it, and this new laptops mouse pad is sloooow
User avatar #13347 to #13343 - novabird (05/23/2014) [-]
mouse settings will fix this.
#13344 to #13343 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
Apparently they don't have a phone number.
User avatar #13345 to #13344 - darkjustifier (05/20/2014) [-]
well shoot
#13346 to #13345 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd be nothing without my games, so I feel for you. Hopefully they take care of it soon.
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