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large white dude who likes MLP, sue me

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#181 - As a man who was born and raised by Texans, you can go **** yo…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/27/2016 on Lone Star +11
#250 - garretttheperson (06/27/2016) [-]
You say you were raised by Texans. You also post picture of a pony. I don't believe you
#270 - darkjustifier (06/28/2016) [-]
#272 - garretttheperson (06/28/2016) [-]
Lol sorry it was just a bad joke
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#192 - zomaru (06/27/2016) [-]
It was the government UK hated, not Europe
That analogy doesent have to make sense, cause this is Murica!
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#196 - krobeles (06/27/2016) [-]
But the analogy does make sense.
I dont think any Brit will exclaim to hate Europe itself nor the Europeans in it. What many people will claim to hate, is the undemocratic, despotic and borderline dictatorial regime that has infected the political body of the EU.
Personally, I am a huge fan of the concept of the EU, but I hate the actual realization of that pipe dream something fierce.
#194 - darkjustifier (06/27/2016) [-]
#110 - Shut up I want to hear him life **** up, cause totallytito 's …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2016 on Politics +1
#111 - throwawayqazwerty (06/27/2016) [-]
See, you're just not lifing hard enough to life happily. The more you swear, the less you life. I life at least five times a day, and when I life, I look out my window and think "God, what a great life".
#112 - darkjustifier (06/27/2016) [-]
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Totallytito IS TALKING!
#109 - Isn't this the same thing? just on a different topic? if I agr…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2016 on Politics +1
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#114 - alizard (06/27/2016) [-]
#117 - darkjustifier (06/27/2016) [-]
Don't just say no, explain yourself, I can say fuck this and walk away but I didn't I wanna know why this is any different then what they are doing. if you can't honestly tell me then fine but don't hide behind a single word of no like it somehow makes you intelligent.
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#126 - alizard (06/27/2016) [-]
Not everything you agree with is shit being fed to you. I can say "I like pinapples" and you'd say "me too" and that's that. My complaint is about people using lazy writing and to gain attention. It's just people giving you what you want to hear, without any cleverness or creativity involved. Much like lois griffin in that family guy episode where she says "9 11" and everyone cheers.

So my comic isn't pandering, it's just me giving my opinion once and for all.

I said No because I didn't feel like writing but since you've insisted, here it is.
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#128 - darkjustifier (06/27/2016) [-]
I still believe this comic is sort of the same thing, but I got what I needed and I won't keep you here if a debate would be no fun for you, I thank you very much kind sir.
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#129 - alizard (06/27/2016) [-]
It becomes the same thing when I make a second one about the same subject
#73 - It took me two watches but I got it, and it's still hilarious 06/27/2016 on Sol Searching -2
#67 - with how rarely I'm on this sight anymore it really is original for me  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2016 on Healers stick together 0
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#91 - wigglyjr (07/18/2016) [-]
#188 - The hunter then proceeds to rape them all with his fetus place… 06/26/2016 on Dark Souls comp #7 0
#17 - team fortress three looks great  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2016 on Healers stick together +1
#28 - anon (06/26/2016) [-]
no that's Team League of Dota: half counter strike 3
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#20 - phoenixtwo (06/26/2016) [-]
#67 - darkjustifier (06/26/2016) [-]
with how rarely I'm on this sight anymore it really is original for me
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#91 - wigglyjr (07/18/2016) [-]
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#26 - anytime I get a critical in fallout 4 it now says his catch phrase 06/15/2016 on cat abs +3
#72 - Self Harm? 06/15/2016 on Female Violence +11
#14 - But come on, if it's EVERY scene I'd watch it/ 05/23/2016 on WOULD PAY TO WATCH THIS -2