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#73 - Picture 05/02/2015 on Life lessons 0
#84 - Picture 05/02/2015 on Horrible Games 0
#82 - I was only joking I look for help sometimes too 05/02/2015 on Horrible Games 0
#23 - Now i'm all for this but even at the speed of light doesn't it…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Science motherfucker! 0
#90 - klldarkness (05/02/2015) [-]

However, OP, and his source, are completely shit at explaining what is actually happening here.

Fact #1. EM drive was invented in 2009. With 2500 watts of power, it produces 1HP of thrust. It currently breaks our understanding of the law of thermodynamics.

Fact #2. It was NOT built by Nasa.

Fact #3. A model of the EM drive was being tested by Nasa, in an attempt to figure out HOW it produces thrust.

They shined lasers through a running EM drive.

The sensors on the other end, which were calibrated from a base line, while the machine was off, read the time taken from laser on, to hitting the sensor, as .01E^15 of a second.

With the EM drive on, from laser on, to hitting the sensor, it took .01E^14.7 of a second.

It took longer. Which means it was traveling a distance greater, on the second try, than the first. The laser did NOT change speed.

This means, that space inside of the EM drive, is being warped.


What this means, is that if the vacuum test works, space is being warped inside the EM drive.

Einstein bosen theory of special relativity, states that nothing can go faster than the speed of light, because it has mass. To accelerate anything with, would require E=MC^2 worth of energy.

Space, does not have mass. It is nothing.

However, when you warp space, compressing behind an object, and expanding ahead, you can move a section of space from one spot to another, at speeds greater than C(Speed of light), given enough energy, and time.

That time is dependent on the power.

What this means, is that the EM drive, is forming the first, functional warp bubble.

If we twist that bubble into a donut at the 0- degree mark, it takes 1/100th the energy to maintain.

A nuclear power plant, the size of a small pickup, would produce enough power to move an object x^4 times the size, to C(Speed of light) in less than 20 minutes. As the object isn't moving, but space is, mass is conserved, there is no loss.

The correct amount of power, applied to the right sized warp bubble, could move the space shuttle atlantis to upwards of C50. 50 times the speed of light. So something 50 light years away, can be gotten to in just a year, give or take possible acceleration, and deceleration.

The EM drive, however, is still important for reasons other than the warp bubble aspect. As all it needs is power to create thrust, it can be used to extreme acceleration without accelerant. No fuel. A fission or fusion power plant, could give almost infinite acceleration to smaller ships, running an EM drive. Ever wanted a person space ship like in Elite Dangerous, the Jetsons, or anything like that? The EM drive is the first, most important step.
#49 - anonymous (05/01/2015) [-]
In a true WARP drive (BTW they're planning on making one too) time dilation does not occur. Instead you move on a timespace "wave" in a bubble of sort. The ship in effect doesn't really move (within a space that it occupies), space moves with it therefore time is exactly the same. Yeah, just like in star trek. even the name of the drive is the same and proposed first concept warp ship is named...IXS Enterprise.
#47 - anonymous (05/01/2015) [-]
Andromeda is roughly 5-6 million light years away from the milky way thus relative to Earth it would take 6 million jews years going at the speed of light to reach that galaxy. However due to time dilation the traveler would experience about 50 years of travel.
#29 - flyslasher (05/01/2015) [-]
Going at the speed of light has more effects than just your speed. For one it causes space to become shorter:
There are special particles made when sunlight hits the top of the atmosphere. They fly at the speed of light through earth and scientists are able to detect them. The problem is they don't exist long enough for them to be able to travel that far even at the speed of light; the only explanation is that they contract space around them.

But traveling at the speed of light isn't where it's at. What should be done is the special drive that can warp space around us and thus time is still respectively the same!
User avatar #26 - trostell (05/01/2015) [-]
Travelling near the speed of light, it's theorized only a few seconds would pass for the traveller.
User avatar #40 - threeeighteen (05/01/2015) [-]
Could they be a... time traveler?
User avatar #64 - trostell (05/02/2015) [-]
Only into the future.
User avatar #25 - GShock (05/01/2015) [-]
Thinking too far ahead, man. For now we should just focus on our solar system. Weeks or months to Jupiter should be achievable in out lifetimes.
User avatar #81 - tarfyki (05/02/2015) [-]
they're also looking at Alpha Centauri (next closest solar system). It would take 92-130 years using the method they've discovered or invented or whatever to get there

#50 - anonymous (05/01/2015) [-]
Nah. IF warp drive works then speed 10x of light speed is archievable because calculations for such version already exist. They didn't know IF it would work and how exactly to bend timespace but energy demands for such version are already calculated and are far smaller than thought before. So yeah. Alpha Centauri and many more places are archevable in our lifetime if it works. And seems it does. At least EM drive warps space beyond doubt.
#8 - seems pretty clever, say you got stabbed and were trying to es… 05/01/2015 on Alpha Beta +1
#3 - pizza crust boy is learning an immensely important lesson 05/01/2015 on Yahoo 0
#10 - how good is X & Y compared to some of the recent series? i… 05/01/2015 on Booty Callin 0
#44 - I'm no troll, I just like to mess with people sometimes, at on…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Horrible Games -3
#83 - systemmonitor (05/02/2015) [-]
That is basically still considered trolling
#84 - darkjustifier (05/02/2015) [-]
#22 - you're just jealous.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on 'merica +3
User avatar #25 - warzon (05/01/2015) [-]
#41 - haven't had this much red in a long while, brings back memorie… 05/01/2015 on Horrible Games -1
#8 - my cat would have turned my arm to hamburger meat...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Cat tears +3
User avatar #18 - danyrambo (05/01/2015) [-]
This is why I don't understand cat owners
#5 - seeing the old spice commercial guy in this show was one of th… 05/01/2015 on Dost thou thinketh I am... +5
#14 - don't tell me how to roast my marshmallow I like the sweet goo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on marshmallows 0
#18 - totallytito (05/01/2015) [-]
I'm not sure why I imagined a woman biting down on a black man's penis.
All I can do is cringe in empathic pain
#1 - well don't waste it. 05/01/2015 on Free banana! +10
#7 - what's the freezing point for an egg? how cold does it have to…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Titty +10
User avatar #33 - catburglarpenis (05/02/2015) [-]
The opposite of leg temperature
User avatar #11 - celerant (05/02/2015) [-]
The egg will freeze around -1 degrees Celsius but for it to freeze instantly the temperature would likely have to be far lower. For example, it will take around 6 minutes for an egg to cool to the temperature of liquid nitrogen(when submerged), which is -210 degrees Celsius. And as I am not knowledgeable enough about thermodynamics and the general lack of data about eggs freezing, I cannot answer your question exactly, other than that the temperature is likely much much lower then that which you might encounter on the wall of someones house,and thus, you will probably never find out firsthand.
User avatar #16 - tarantallegra (05/02/2015) [-]
rename yourself to ScienceEggsplain
User avatar #21 - celerant (05/02/2015) [-]
Hmmm Should I...
User avatar #59 - bagguhsleep (05/02/2015) [-]
the world needs you
#71 - scienceggsplaine (05/02/2015) [-]
you guys are fags
#48 - listen this guy makes more money when he farts on camera then …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Cringe #40 0
#66 - anonymous (05/01/2015) [-]
But that still won't make me stop from cringing
#53 - well alrighty then  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Name says it all part 2 +1
User avatar #57 - otakuweaboo (05/01/2015) [-]
#51 - I apologize the lighting made your hand look like you were Afr…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Name says it all part 2 +1
User avatar #52 - otakuweaboo (05/01/2015) [-]
I can see that
User avatar #53 - darkjustifier (05/01/2015) [-]
well alrighty then
User avatar #57 - otakuweaboo (05/01/2015) [-]
#16 - a store that keeps up with what the kids like these days, so y…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on Hot topic +8
User avatar #203 - mondominiman (05/02/2015) [-]
They either stopped selling the funko toys where I originally went to buy them, now I either get them at cons or amazon or they just sold out right away. I'm gonna go with the former.
#46 - I have no idea why but I always imagined you were Hispanic...n…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Name says it all part 2 0
User avatar #50 - otakuweaboo (05/01/2015) [-]
I am
User avatar #51 - darkjustifier (05/01/2015) [-]
I apologize the lighting made your hand look like you were African descent.
User avatar #52 - otakuweaboo (05/01/2015) [-]
I can see that
User avatar #53 - darkjustifier (05/01/2015) [-]
well alrighty then
User avatar #57 - otakuweaboo (05/01/2015) [-]
#20 - it can cure cancer, it could also erase your memory. 05/01/2015 on How much Cancer? +3
#37 - but that plot of that porn is amazing. 05/01/2015 on tfw background character +3
#15 - Picture 05/01/2015 on Horrible Games -8
#25 - wow I thought everyone's money was worth more than ours, that'…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on hate it when that happens 0
User avatar #46 - manza (05/01/2015) [-]
No it wouldn't because we would not have all those shoppers coming here.
#32 - anonymous (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh brother....
#20 - I quite enjoy Steven universe  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Git Gud 0
#21 - totallytito (05/01/2015) [-]
Relax, Dark.
Peanut is probably just joking.
He puts all this effort, and is actively subscribed to this channel.

I like his sense of humor.
Also, I'd refrain from using MLP reaction pics on SU content.
Everybody is "post MLP/11" paranoid and are desparate to latch SU onto MLP or anything bad.
These hipsters just don't know how to cope with things becoming popular.
#26 - affix (05/01/2015) [-]
post MLP/11


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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#13502 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (03/26/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by darkjustifier
User avatar #13541 - derivat (05/05/2015) [-]
Add me on XBL you sl00t ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #13542 to #13541 - darkjustifier (05/05/2015) [-]
gotta wait till the weekend i do't bring my xbox to the dorm
User avatar #13543 to #13542 - derivat (05/05/2015) [-]
I will wait for you no homo
User avatar #13539 - ytrellworld (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey what was the deal with the "HAIL DARKJUSTIFIER" comment incident? I never actually understood what was happening...
User avatar #13540 to #13539 - darkjustifier (05/03/2015) [-]
someone was trying to get me banned for using mlp as my reactions so they tried to make it seem like I was trolling the site.
#13537 - bootyblaster ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#13536 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#13534 - affix (04/30/2015) [-]
I made this HD version of your banner.
I tested it on my profile and its the same ratio as yours.
Its slightly higher quality than your existing one.
User avatar #13533 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
moon anus.
#13528 - hatapon (04/26/2015) [-]
dark the ************ justifier. How you doing?
#13530 to #13529 - hatapon (04/26/2015) [-]
**** , donno how I can help.
#13531 to #13530 - darkjustifier (04/26/2015) [-]
how will anyone else know the delicious taste OF A SECOND CONE!?!
User avatar #13520 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
moon anus.
User avatar #13522 to #13521 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #13524 to #13523 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #13525 to #13524 - darkjustifier (04/23/2015) [-]
waiting for class, you?
User avatar #13526 to #13525 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Working on hand drawn masturbation material.
#13527 to #13526 - darkjustifier (04/23/2015) [-]
makes me wish I could draw
#13518 - semilunarknight (04/22/2015) [-]
You post ponies and still get green thumbs...this is strange and somewhat unsettling for me.
You post ponies and still get green thumbs...this is strange and somewhat unsettling for me.
User avatar #13519 to #13518 - darkjustifier (04/22/2015) [-]
I'm good at it I guess
User avatar #13516 - majormayor (04/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #13513 - novabird ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
user account dankjustifier is not created yet, you could do this.
User avatar #13514 to #13513 - darkjustifier (04/15/2015) [-]
all the dankest of memes
User avatar #13515 to #13514 - novabird ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
might as well cash in.
User avatar #13510 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Moon anus.
#13511 to #13510 - darkjustifier (04/14/2015) [-]
Lunar hammering
Lunar hammering
User avatar #13512 to #13511 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Good Evening

What's up?
User avatar #13508 - davidavidson (04/09/2015) [-]
I guess we have to be friends now even tho you are a ******* brony queer...

User avatar #13509 to #13508 - darkjustifier (04/09/2015) [-]
I'm touched
#13506 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
you are fedoralover.
User avatar #13507 to #13506 - darkjustifier (03/27/2015) [-]
don't be dumb
#13504 - bibbins (03/26/2015) [-]
Heres your cookies...
#13505 to #13504 - darkjustifier (03/26/2015) [-]
ah yeah baby you place those cookies, right where I like em, whoooo baby
User avatar #13500 to #13499 - darkjustifier (03/24/2015) [-]
*squees internally
#13491 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#13493 to #13492 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I have to see you on the comments of the front page to remember your still alive
#13494 to #13493 - darkjustifier (03/10/2015) [-]
I make posts on and off, when i post on PV novabird is usually the only one that sees them
User avatar #13498 to #13494 - novabird ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #13497 to #13495 - novabird ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
gotta go thru old comments to see him sometimes.
#13488 - ablazingspitfire (03/09/2015) [-]
Here ya' go.

I'm rolling random users and making them some GFX art, I rolled you so here.

Have a nice day!
#13489 to #13488 - ablazingspitfire (03/09/2015) [-]
Sorry, but the lower blur was pissing me off, didn't match the contrast or color scheme at all, so I removed it.
#13482 - Byte ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
#13483 to #13482 - Byte ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
#13486 to #13485 - Byte ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Don't interrupt me you **** !
User avatar #13501 to #13486 - kibbleking (03/25/2015) [-]
You're a tremendous faggot.
#13484 to #13483 - Byte ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
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