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darkjustifier

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: Jared Herring
Youtube Channel: my mum
Steam Profile: darkjustifier
Consoles Owned: a fucking lot
Video Games Played: any
X-box Gamertag: leechchangeling
PSN: the hell is psn?
Interests: games and shit
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:Dickinson ND
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#8067
Comment Ranking:#676
Highest Content Rank:#1952
Highest Comment Rank:#37
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Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 87 Content: Srs Business → Level 88 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 67.3% (673/1000)
Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 326 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:19
Content Views:229488
Times Content Favorited:201 times
Total Comments Made:44412
FJ Points:20004
Favorite Tags: kim kardashian (2) | repost (2)
large white dude who likes MLP, sue me

latest user's comments

#23 - he looks like a normal person....  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on Title 0
User avatar #27 - technoshaman (03/13/2015) [-]
Most people do.
#81 - Picture 03/13/2015 on Friendly fight +2
#77 - well now I'm curious 03/13/2015 on 4chan Comp #3 +2
#27 - you left me out you bastards 03/13/2015 on Dog Shaming Comp. +2
#31 - you don't get that good without years of playing it 03/13/2015 on A precise instrument. 0
#44 - that is not a brony that is a ********** , and what are …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Nope +9
#56 - fedoralover (03/13/2015) [-]
I wish anon so i could talk to all the little boys at school and not be a creep
#51 - anonymous (03/13/2015) [-]
your a child
#53 - electronicbacon (03/13/2015) [-]
your an childrens*
#16 - I get the week off of college next week, nothing an ruin this friday 03/13/2015 on Every ******* Week 0
#72 - not to mention that love being scratched like any furry animal… 03/13/2015 on Goats +3
#17 - I find it funny I was seen as a better troll when I wasn't eve…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Card Games on Motorcycles +5
#50 - anonymous (03/13/2015) [-]
what an accomplishment that is. thats sarcasm
#24 - thememegod (03/13/2015) [-]
At least you dont sit at the street corner and suck cock for thumbs like some cheap third world country whore.
#33 - LUV U 2 katiamanagen 03/13/2015 on User Thelizardlord Uploaded... +1
#50 - personal preference, always thinking of other things I could b…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on Fallout quote comp 0
User avatar #51 - alphagex (03/13/2015) [-]
oh dat right
#39 - what a boob 03/13/2015 on Dan Schneider 0
#42 - what? 03/13/2015 on GTA Selfies 0
#48 - it's not the content that matters on an xbox I can focus better  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Fallout quote comp 0
User avatar #49 - alphagex (03/13/2015) [-]
how so?
User avatar #50 - darkjustifier (03/13/2015) [-]
personal preference, always thinking of other things I could be doing on my computer causing me to change focus while I'm playing
User avatar #51 - alphagex (03/13/2015) [-]
oh dat right
#58 - still not as badass as anacalagon the black, this dude was so …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on Godzilla facts 0
User avatar #78 - brothergrimm (03/13/2015) [-]
wasn't smaug like the size of his pinky nail or something?
#22 - I like upgrading my vehicle till it's the toughtest it can be …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2015 on GTA Selfies 0
#40 - gerfox (03/13/2015) [-]
I once stole a military truck from the military base, and drove across the whole island into the city and lost my four star wanted level. If your vehicle is either heavy or fast enough, then keeping the police it bay is not that hard. If you leave your vehicle however, then you'll get rekt.
#35 - anonymous (03/13/2015) [-]
No pony Faggots.
#30 - assassindash (03/13/2015) [-]
You think someone will make a joke with your time, but they won't.
User avatar #42 - darkjustifier (03/13/2015) [-]
what?
#36 - dude I was comment rank thirty seven for a week the pic doesn'…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on Loophole +2
#94 - jumperzero (03/13/2015) [-]
it doesn't matter

until you spam post pointless shit that's not relevant to the content, another comment, or that groups general interests
#32 - nah I have all week to work on it and only it, if this was giv… 03/13/2015 on School survival guide 0
#20 - I remember when he was being made fun of for his large ears in… 03/13/2015 on comic of the century 0
#33 - Picture 03/13/2015 on Marekha +3
#22 - the hardest dlc to search stuff out, I went there to just find…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on Fallout comic compilation +1
User avatar #23 - amusingusername (03/13/2015) [-]
It's not a unique, yet I've only found a few through the whole DLC. It doesn't drop from enemies and I'm not sure if you can buy it from those store thingies that are spread over the place. It's so fucking worth it though.
#33 - as is yours 03/13/2015 on Heyyy +2
#8 - yeah but the most pertinent and deadly way? that's the key, st…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Studying +1
#9 - probablydusk (03/13/2015) [-]
I may not be a toothbrush serial killer, but ...it doesn't take much more than a few inches to get into a jugular/coronary/windpipe, and it's about the same to get to the voice box if I remember my anatomy. If you were to try to stab in any three of those areas, and you wouldn't be detected with a sharpened toothbrush right off the bat, then I'd say to aim for a deadly area instead of going for an awkward location (if behind someone or something) so that you can deal as much damage in as little time as possible, since toothbrushes make poor weapons with low durabilities when you're trying to stab people. I could be entirely wrong and you could be entirely right, but that's just my opinion on the matter of stabbing someone with a toothbrush with the intent to kill.
User avatar #12 - tenaciouslee (03/13/2015) [-]
Here's an idea, that won't take long at all, with no toothbrush modification.

Shove the fucking toothbrush down his throat, not too far that he might accidentally swallow it, but just enough where he can't cough it out.

Boom.
#18 - noradrenaline (03/13/2015) [-]
Or you could grind it to a fine powder and sell it to them super cheap as coke. They get addicted to your toothbrushes and because the plastic will cummulate in their lungs, they'll die by filling their lungs with toothbrushes.
#8 - I'm a theatre major, and I'm the best goddamn actor in this co… 03/13/2015 on Being a student -1
#45 - yes 03/13/2015 on Human Virus 0

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Latest users (2): darkjustifier, soullessking, anonymous(4).
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#13502 - pineapplechunkss (03/26/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by darkjustifier
#13504 - bibbins (22 hours ago) [-]
Heres your cookies...
#13505 to #13504 - darkjustifier ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
ah yeah baby you place those cookies, right where I like em, whoooo baby
User avatar #13500 to #13499 - darkjustifier ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
*squees internally
#13493 to #13492 - pineapplechunkss (03/10/2015) [-]
I have to see you on the comments of the front page to remember your still alive
#13494 to #13493 - darkjustifier ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I make posts on and off, when i post on PV novabird is usually the only one that sees them
User avatar #13498 to #13494 - novabird ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
eyup.
User avatar #13497 to #13495 - novabird ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
gotta go thru old comments to see him sometimes.
#13488 - ablazingspitfire (03/09/2015) [-]
Here ya' go.

I'm rolling random users and making them some GFX art, I rolled you so here.

Have a nice day!
#13489 to #13488 - ablazingspitfire (03/09/2015) [-]
Sorry, but the lower blur was pissing me off, didn't match the contrast or color scheme at all, so I removed it.
#13482 - Byte ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
ass
ass
#13483 to #13482 - Byte ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
titties
User avatar #13485 to #13483 - darkjustifier ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
butt y
#13486 to #13485 - Byte ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Don't interrupt me you **** !
User avatar #13501 to #13486 - kibbleking (03/25/2015) [-]
You're a tremendous faggot.
User avatar #13487 to #13486 - darkjustifier ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
okei
#13484 to #13483 - Byte ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
ASS AND TITTIES!
User avatar #13473 - mvtjets ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
dat profile pic
User avatar #13474 to #13473 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
ello
User avatar #13475 to #13474 - mvtjets ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
you can't just acknowledge bluebutt
bluebutt doesnt exist
no such thing
bluetron left on his own
lies
User avatar #13476 to #13475 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
does he not go to his own page no moe?
#13477 to #13476 - mvtjets ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Blue OC is kill   
Now he only posts queen bugbutt   
RIP in pizza goodnite sweet prince
Blue OC is kill
Now he only posts queen bugbutt
RIP in pizza goodnite sweet prince
User avatar #13478 to #13477 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
oh yeah that's my fault we had a conversation and I convinced him of bug butt's mightyness
#13479 to #13478 - mvtjets ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
tfw no more bluebutt

tfw no more bluebutt
User avatar #13480 to #13479 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
I knoooow
User avatar #13481 to #13480 - mvtjets ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
We should start a public protest
Make picket signs
Start fires
Blackmail
Yell rudely at people
User avatar #13482 to #13481 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
I do that in salem
#13421 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
mind explaining the issue here?
User avatar #13434 to #13421 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
did you see my bug thing?
User avatar #13443 to #13434 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
yeah i saw it and got temp demodded for it as well when i tried to get it noticed since i figured someone was possibly spreading some weird **** around etc.
seems fixed now though.
User avatar #13446 to #13443 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
if you look down below you can see the link to the bug report or what's left of it when admin deleted the other part, it fixed itself when I deleted waterfox from my computer, I'm still a bit mad but I'll get over it
User avatar #13449 to #13446 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
likely the software uses a shared server like a few other phone browsers i have seen, your session cookie likely got copied due to bugged software and everyone else on that instance of the server basically logged in from that.
but i don't know for sure as i'm not a programmer nor have the mental capacity for code.
honestly, you're better off with chrome 64bit, the **** is fast, if you need good safe addons ask i have some of the best.
User avatar #13451 to #13449 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
I just wanted a browser I couild open in the background to play music on while playing a game without slowing down my game, and while I had it waterfox was pretty good, but now I don't think I'm ever going to use it again
User avatar #13453 to #13451 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
tried opera?
also look up xbmc player, best streaming player on the free market, it can do everything.
#13455 to #13453 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
this link for the xmbc?


and I thought about opera but people kept calling it a crappy browser but I'll give it a download to test it out man
User avatar #13457 to #13455 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
kodi.tv/download/
try using add ons under music etc, digitally imported is pretty nice too, plus adding better skins unlocks even more it can do.
User avatar #13459 to #13457 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
does this install directly to my windows or as an addon to my main browser?
User avatar #13460 to #13459 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
windows, this is a freestanding app that can do tons.
User avatar #13461 to #13460 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
awesomesauce, hmmm how do I use my icons?
User avatar #13462 to #13461 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
app.prntscr.com/en/help.html
use this to screen cap and show me what you mean, also good for evidence in incidents later on.
#13463 to #13462 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
oh dude I put more screenshots of the problem than I thought I could find I know for a fact I showed proof and even had a guy who logged in as me vouch in both my account and his own and I posted a screenshot of everyone who was me addy basically said I was *********** for attention and called the other dude and me a moron there was nothing I could do bud, but here's the screenshot of the program I'm nto sure hwo to use it it seems to be asking for entire networks for music
User avatar #13464 to #13463 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
try the side arrows or just click the music icon on the left, it should scroll, once selected the icons under the description will change and give 2-3 options.
ignore the network part and give it a file directory if you have stuff on your hdd but getting addons for stuff gives it more ability.
figures, i wonder what the mess was anyways...
User avatar #13465 to #13464 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
so there are other addons for this program?
User avatar #13466 to #13465 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
there's tons of **** for it, not even joking, that's why i prefer it greatly, wait till you see the music visuals.
User avatar #13467 to #13466 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
ope there we go oh wow this si better than media player visuals
User avatar #13468 to #13467 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
it puts shame to all the players i have tried and there's even more for it on that site.
User avatar #13471 to #13468 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
oh feck I'm late for class fiddling with this I'll continue with this in a bit bud
User avatar #13472 to #13471 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
understood, have a good one.
User avatar #13469 to #13468 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
this is fantastic man, thank you
User avatar #13470 to #13469 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
go to the app download page under music and get one of the first ones named digitally imported, over 70 music channels to choose and growing, it live streams.
User avatar #13445 to #13443 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
I'm sorry you got into the mix bud I didn't think this much **** would happen just because I asked for help
User avatar #13447 to #13445 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
eh, it happens, he can be really moody, best to just not respond at those times.
User avatar #13448 to #13447 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
I just really didn't understand it is all, I'm not much on HTML and I knew admin was so I thought maybe he knew what was going on, turns out it was on my end because of waterfox
User avatar #13450 to #13448 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
tis why i'm leery as hell about new unknown browsers... :\
User avatar #13452 to #13450 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
some dude vouched for it thought I'd try it out you know?
User avatar #13454 to #13452 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
understood, future reference just ask me, i'd rather suggest something i have tested then have a friend get a fake browser and hijacked... :\
User avatar #13456 to #13454 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
alright man I will thank you
User avatar #13458 to #13456 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
also, search the software yourself and look for reviews if any exist to see what people say, never take a direct link someone gives you in case malware etc type link.
User avatar #13422 to #13421 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, if you install waterfox browser and go to www.funnyjunk.com you are automatically logged into darkjustifier's profile.
User avatar #13425 to #13424 - phanact (02/17/2015) [-]
nnever do you have waterfox
User avatar #13427 to #13426 - phanact (02/17/2015) [-]
and are you currently logged into darkjustifier's profile right now
User avatar #13438 to #13427 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
perform

bsvhmisnabi

buckoman

are the users I know to have this problem
User avatar #13429 to #13428 - phanact (02/17/2015) [-]
ok exactly
novabird you're retarded
User avatar #13430 to #13429 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
then wtf was i looking at?
i have no experience with this type of situation, plus my new meds are ******* me up badly...-_-
User avatar #13437 to #13430 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
is admin talking about me? I don't know if there are people logged in as me this morning
User avatar #13423 to #13422 - novabird ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
screen shots?
also try logging out to log them off as well, something wrong here...
User avatar #13417 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/16/2015) [-]
Hey, I dunno what's happening here, but I just got Waterfox Browser, went to FJ, and you seem to be logged in.
User avatar #13433 to #13417 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
I can't even log out
User avatar #13419 to #13417 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
help me

-darkjustifier original
User avatar #13432 to #13419 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
How does this keep happening?
User avatar #13418 to #13417 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Hahahhaha same here
User avatar #13420 to #13418 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
BTW GUYS, I'M A MASSIVE FAGGOT!!!
#13416 - raccoonwithfruit ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
Happy Valentine's day from raccoonwithfruit
#13412 to #13411 - pineapplechunkss (02/09/2015) [-]
Where de **** did you go?
#13413 to #13412 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
I'm in college mate I drop off for big assignments or monologues
#13415 to #13414 - darkjustifier ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
I'm sorry mate
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User avatar #13407 - kibbleking (01/15/2015) [-]
STop trying to bring ponies back.
#13405 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
Why haven't you and your pack of autists killed yourselves yet?
#13406 to #13405 - anonymous (01/15/2015) [-]
I know right.
User avatar #13400 to #13399 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #13401 to #13400 - zealotgold (11/04/2014) [-]
how are you my friend?
User avatar #13398 to #13397 - darkjustifier ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
ooooh flyswatters cheeky bugger
#13394 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
mlp stopped being good in season 3
#13393 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
you're a fag
User avatar #13392 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I like you. You post reaction images/gifs related to ponies in a relevant fashion.
If it's not too much, could you upload your pony reactor folder for me? I'd like to see what you have.
User avatar #13402 to #13392 - stonetomcat (01/12/2015) [-]
We have the same colored text, so I got confused for a moment
User avatar #13403 to #13402 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
oi, I marked this text with my urine.
#13404 to #13403 - stonetomcat (01/13/2015) [-]
I marked it with my semen   
Are you sure you still want this text
I marked it with my semen
Are you sure you still want this text
User avatar #13396 to #13392 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I change it weekly
#13375 - zealotgold (09/06/2014) [-]
www.fimfiction.net/story/206017/queen-of-queens

heh i just read this and you are going to love this
User avatar #13376 to #13375 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
thank you my friend I will read it when I have ze time
User avatar #13377 to #13376 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
honestly it moved up in to my top 10 so defiantly when you can and ill let you know if i run into any others
User avatar #13380 to #13377 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
www.fimfiction.net/story/206155/a-wooden-heart


DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS! SPOILERS!!
User avatar #13381 to #13380 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
hmm ill read it tonight! and make sure not to look at them
User avatar #13382 to #13381 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I read them by accident and it almost ruined the story for me
User avatar #13383 to #13382 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
welp defiantly make sure then haha have you cracked opened any of the others i gave you yet?
User avatar #13384 to #13383 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
well funny story on that I have 79 stories in my queue for reading...so I am rtrying
#13385 to #13384 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
mfw i know that feel, i think i have 140 O.o
User avatar #13386 to #13385 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I diiiid have 200 aqnd something but I went on a reading binge for three months
User avatar #13387 to #13386 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
i need another binge heh might start that soon
User avatar #13388 to #13387 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
college is in mah way to do so at the mno
User avatar #13389 to #13388 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
have you tried telling it to stop?
User avatar #13390 to #13389 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
yes but you know college can suck sometimes like that
User avatar #13391 to #13390 - zealotgold (09/07/2014) [-]
true truehmm but then hopefully! ull have some free time...ish
User avatar #13378 to #13377 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
you is best pony
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