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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: Jared Herring
Youtube Channel: my mum
Steam Profile: darkjustifier
Consoles Owned: a fucking lot
Video Games Played: any
X-box Gamertag: leechchangeling
PSN: the hell is psn?
Interests: games and shit
Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Location:Dickinson ND
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large white dude who likes MLP, sue me

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#31 - yes and no and yes  [+] (4 new replies) 11/02/2015 on Under-Ween +6
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#33 - megaton (11/02/2015) [-]
now i am confused.
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#35 - zetsuboukamina (11/02/2015) [-]
Was Toriel and Asgore's son but died after Chara came up with a dumb plan. Came back as Flowey and gains back his soul in the true pacifist ending but soon dies for real.
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#44 - megaton (11/02/2015) [-]
oh rip.
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#42 - redictor (11/02/2015) [-]
he doesn't die. just returns to being flowey again
#40 - or does it 11/02/2015 on America about now +1
#28 - no that's an evil flower  [+] (6 new replies) 11/02/2015 on Under-Ween +3
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#29 - megaton (11/02/2015) [-]
oh the flower gains the ability to transform into a bipedal form?
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#31 - darkjustifier (11/02/2015) [-]
yes and no and yes
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#33 - megaton (11/02/2015) [-]
now i am confused.
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#35 - zetsuboukamina (11/02/2015) [-]
Was Toriel and Asgore's son but died after Chara came up with a dumb plan. Came back as Flowey and gains back his soul in the true pacifist ending but soon dies for real.
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#44 - megaton (11/02/2015) [-]
oh rip.
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#42 - redictor (11/02/2015) [-]
he doesn't die. just returns to being flowey again
#38 - I know there are nipples going into bags somewhere in these co… 11/02/2015 on Post Treat +4
#94 - Honk all you assholes want, this is why I'm slow to go sometim… 11/02/2015 on ...and its gone +8
#26 - >I had sex with your mom based dad strikes back 11/02/2015 on gay sass +7
#49 - Obama on the may-may level up here 11/02/2015 on (untitled) +3
#37 - they could blow **** up more than once as the ninja turtles 11/02/2015 on They did it again 0
#98 - for a long while we might have been the nazis we treated other… 11/02/2015 on Imagine 0
#35 - I knew there would be a child on his crotch eventually, my wai…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2015 on America about now +3
#39 - anon (11/02/2015) [-]
Our new popes first public pic was not reassuring.
#40 - darkjustifier (11/02/2015) [-]
or does it
#24 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2015 on meanwhile in michigan -23
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#35 - slavery was a thing once, humans had a pretty penny of a price… 11/02/2015 on Every life has worth 0
#26 - but if he still has werewolf extreme strength then your Achill…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2015 on Spook +13
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#59 - footfetishist (11/02/2015) [-]
You know those screens they have in classrooms for the projector? My teacher compared the string below it to the Achilles tendon and the screen itself as the muscle behind your leg, and then to show what happens if the tendon gets torn he yanked the string so the screen retracted.
Now I'm terrified of anything touching my Achilles.
#48 - look at me I can reply with an insult to make myself feel smar… 11/02/2015 on ken M on a new found planet +7
#81 - there's probably a lot of amazing actors out there who never g… 11/02/2015 on and no oscars +4
#99 - there is something keeping them from being sued I don't know w… 11/01/2015 on Most Xtreme Haunted house +3
#15 - is...is this actual dialogue in game?...**** man  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2015 on Astronaut Bill 0
#25 - filledwithdetermin (11/01/2015) [-]
Nah, it's fan art of what might happen if you could kill sans without killing papyrus in genocide run . So here's a happy onion for all who didn't know
#40 - I see you also have a wonderful representation of france 11/01/2015 on stereotypes 0
#24 - I suppose if you are christian and believe this holiday is for… 11/01/2015 on Kingdom hearts +1
#180 - I thought another one was about to be released this year 11/01/2015 on I doubt it 0
#62 - abs too chiseled fucboy 11/01/2015 on ugly something +1
#92 - kibbleking laying out the bait again are we? throwin out the l…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2015 on kids these days +2
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#23 - post a pic, I dare yah  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2015 on ugly something +11
#33 - talldumbdork (11/01/2015) [-]
Me. Please don't be too harsh.
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#62 - darkjustifier (11/01/2015) [-]
abs too chiseled fucboy
#35 - radicalkid (11/01/2015) [-]
Jeez I Didn't know you were on a gay soft porn magazine.
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#36 - talldumbdork (11/01/2015) [-]
Thnx bb I ate lots of kale
#213 - daily reminder chiropractors can leave you in a living hell sh… 10/31/2015 on Slight adjustment.... +2
#121 - more people like caramel over dark chocolate 10/31/2015 on As +1
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#13502 - pineapplechunkss (03/26/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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#13503 to #13502 - darkjustifier (03/26/2015) [-]
yes...
#13640 - hatapon ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
#13638 - pineapplechunkss (09/21/2015) [-]
#13634 - bluslenderman (09/02/2015) [-]
You take 9 cocks up the ass on average
#13635 to #13634 - darkjustifier (09/02/2015) [-]
Nine? what kind of scrub do you take me for?
#13636 to #13635 - bluslenderman (09/02/2015) [-]
Make it tree fiddy
#13631 - beerus (09/02/2015) [-]
ur QT let fuking
#13633 to #13632 - beerus (09/02/2015) [-]
sukl my god dik
#13623 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
dat profile pic
#13624 to #13623 - darkjustifier (09/01/2015) [-]
is my favorite
#13626 to #13624 - darkjustifier (09/01/2015) [-]
lunargreenhouse is best house
#13627 to #13626 - lunargreenhouse (09/01/2015) [-]
I'll let that pass
#13628 to #13627 - mvtjets ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
#13625 to #13624 - mvtjets ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Never change it
#13637 to #13625 - bonnibelpeebles (09/02/2015) [-]
holy balls memories
#13581 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
#13603 to #13581 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I like think so, I can't always obsess like i used too but I always read a fanfiction when I can, and I always collect art
#13604 to #13603 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Have you ever felt like you're not doing enough for the fandom?
#13605 to #13604 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
all the time, I can't write that well, I can't draw worth crap, my only skills are physical I am naturally strong and I can perform well in dance and acting, and I don't have the recording equipment for my singing, so a lot of the time yeah I feel like I'm just using the fandom.
#13606 to #13605 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
I never felt that way

Until bronycon

I looked at all the amazing art and awesome cosplays and animations and stuff I saw there and said "I want to be one of those people" and I felt like I wasn't doing enough

I can only do vector art imagery
#13607 to #13606 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
was that vector yours?
#13608 to #13607 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Psh. I wish.
#13609 to #13608 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
may I see one of yours?
#13611 to #13610 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
this is going in the art folder
#13612 to #13611 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
I didn't actually make that one sadly
#13613 to #13612 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
what about dis one?
#13615 to #13613 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
And that was a long time ago
#13616 to #13615 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I like it, it's going in the art folder, so is the maid
#13617 to #13616 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Hate that one
#13618 to #13617 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
yooou love it, doctor who.gif but either way all your stuff is a lot more than I know how to do
#13619 to #13618 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Eh its alright
#13620 to #13619 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I know you can get better, I watched a deviant artist go from crappy sonic fanart to the discordian tumblr where art is freaking amazing
#13621 to #13620 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
I am taking a class on it next semester
#13622 to #13621 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
aaaah yes that's awesome sounding, can't wait to see the art you'll create then
#13614 to #13613 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Yes I made that from a drawing someone gave me
#13582 to #13581 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
phanact? hey man, nice freaking rarity art
#13583 to #13582 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Thanks
Drew it myself Not really

What's been up with you?
#13584 to #13583 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I've been enjoying my summer, summer is about to end and I'll have to move back into the dorms for my second year of college, what you been doing?
#13585 to #13584 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Working all summer but I spent all my money at bronycon and I spent too much

School starts up for me soon and I need to work this next coming weekend
#13587 to #13585 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
forgot the art
#13586 to #13585 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
what are you going to school for? I went inf or theatre

never had enough for a bronycon, always too far away
#13588 to #13586 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
I woulda taken you for someone who would make sure they went

I'm taking computing courses, because I love computers
#13589 to #13588 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
not from lack of wanting to but at this point I'm engaged and it gets a little harder to go to one each year.

what year are oyu?
#13590 to #13589 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Engaged with an actual person?

I'm doing community college so I don't know exactly.
#13591 to #13590 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
yeah we met in the frozen tundras of north dakota

seeeexy I'm a second year after this summer ends
#13592 to #13591 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Girl? Guy?
#13593 to #13592 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
girl
#13594 to #13593 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
How old are you?
#13595 to #13594 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
21 this year, you?
#13596 to #13595 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Isn't that a little young to be engaged?
#13597 to #13596 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
I...actually have zero knowledge on relationships outside of what she and I figured out on our own, so...probably?
#13598 to #13597 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Well to each his own

I'll be 23 in November
#13599 to #13598 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
you're almost off the clock military time
#13600 to #13599 - phanact (08/16/2015) [-]
Wha-what?
#13601 to #13600 - darkjustifier (08/16/2015) [-]
24 hours military time, you're 23, 23 is only two hours from being off the clock
#13602 to #13601 - phanact
(08/16/2015) [-]
Oh

I was really confused

So, you're still into pony as much as ever
#13579 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
#13564 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/12/2015) [-]
Sup dude? long time no chat
#13565 to #13564 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
almost missed this in my comments sorry man, how are yah
#13566 to #13565 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Kinda stressed. I'll be moving to WA by the end of the month
#13567 to #13566 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
why washington?
#13568 to #13567 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
It's where my mother is. I've moved a LOT in my life, but it's been a long time since i moved somewhere i wasn't previously familiar with.
#13569 to #13568 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
I'm not sure of the state of washington not state as in washington either but how it's doing
#13570 to #13569 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
I have no idea what you just said lol
#13571 to #13570 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
is thing must hard englishj
#13572 to #13571 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
I thought you were 'murican
#13573 to #13572 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
like anybody here speaks it fluently
#13574 to #13573 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Fair enough..... Anyways, i think you said something about you "aren't sure about the state of washington" or something?
#13575 to #13574 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
as in comparison to other state.
#13576 to #13575 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
WEEEELLLLLL i live in mississippi....... And we're absolute bottom of the totem poll. MS is the lowest ranking state in the union.
#13577 to #13576 - darkjustifier (07/13/2015) [-]
all questions answered
#13578 to #13577 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
But i'm mainly leaving because things have gone to total **** here and me and my roommates basically ave to scatter to the winds and fend for ourselves. So i'm going to the one place i know i can survive.
#13560 - theugandanhero (07/06/2015) [-]
Whoa man you better look out, I'm gaining fast!!
#13561 to #13560 - darkjustifier (07/06/2015) [-]
my friend not to put you down but you are going slowly, if I hadn't lost my flame and gained instead in minecraft I would have already made it to two hundred
#13562 to #13561 - theugandanhero (07/06/2015) [-]
I'll make it to #1 before yourself.
Count on it.
#13563 to #13562 - darkjustifier (07/06/2015) [-]
and my castle shall only grow