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#16 - that doesn't make complete sense 11/19/2014 on a few more centuries... -1
#24 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 11/19/2014 on 15 things +20
#25 - melllvinnn (11/19/2014) [-]
Anime Bronies belong in the trash.
#27 - darkjustifier (11/19/2014) [-]
#28 - melllvinnn (11/19/2014) [-]
no
#29 - darkjustifier (11/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - rdnyan (11/20/2014) [-]
what is this?
pone's getting revenge or what?

green thumbs n shit

dayum
User avatar #128 - dsgbiohazard (11/20/2014) [-]
2 reasons for this:

1. The FJ community is getting to the point where they realize how stupid the hate for MLP is.
2. A huge portion of the FJ community like MLP.
User avatar #141 - darkjustifier (11/25/2014) [-]
I've been posting for so long people who know me either ignore my comments or thumb them if they're funny im like the original pony pony dude of this site
#16 - wat? 11/19/2014 on IGN confirmed to be Team Magma 0
#17 - yeah but still 11/19/2014 on damn cats 0
#68 - hitler did something wrong 11/19/2014 on All this feminist and... +1
#85 - wooooah bitch yo hand smell 11/19/2014 on Anon Gives the Cold Shoulder +2
#23 - holy hells that's awesome 11/19/2014 on RPG funnies 3.0 +3
#13 - what's the name of said group for I am the darkjustifier on st…  [+] (59 new replies) 11/19/2014 on RPG funnies 3.0 +1
User avatar #14 - dndxplain (11/19/2014) [-]
steamcommunity.com/groups/Wasteland_wanderers
I personally am quite proud, because Kkat is a member. an active member.
User avatar #45 - moofinbanana (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't want to be rude but, do you know of any good Elder Scrolls or Fallout (non-ponies) RPGs?
User avatar #59 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
What would you like to know about fallout PnP?
User avatar #101 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
in all sincerety though, I don't believe in pulling punches towards PCs. that's why I've recently started designing traps. zekeon isn't allowed to tell tanis though
User avatar #109 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't BS players (Unless it's confirmed in universe. A gay prostitute can't seduce a lesbian BoS with you bonuses usable ) I'm trying to run a game where if it happened or is going to happen in universe it could happen to you.
User avatar #112 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
oh, I believe whole heartedly in being true to the lore and all that shit. I also believe that a deathclaw is, in its nature, a four ton mass of walking "go fuck yourself"

I work off of this principal: "tabletop games are a lot more like real life as opposed to videogames. just because all of the enemies in point x are confined to point x in the game doesn't mean they'ren ot gonna start exploring close to point y"


that's why inbred mutant murder hobos will be wandering the wasteland.
User avatar #119 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
If I could ask a question about your FoE campaign, which fic lores are you going off aside from the original and how are you handling the different species?
User avatar #121 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
based purely off of the original (project horizons does not exist.)
also, we're using the original ruleset. I did however homebrew a dragon race that sucks and a crystal pony race (uses cha instead of int for strain. +3 to cha and can take both sexual orientation perks for free at the first level)
User avatar #122 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Been meaning to read horizons. Is it really that bad, or does it really change up the lore?
User avatar #123 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
most stories have a flow of highs and lows when it comes to the mood (sadness, depression, high points low points, et cetera). PH is a constant plummet downwards. atop of that, it's a self insert to the original lore (in the first story, do you remember how little pip had to take party-time ment als to sneak into red eye's camp? Well that's because it was the main character of project horizon's idea, of course!)

atop of that: some issues with characters
blackjack, the main character, has robotic legs. with fingers. a unicorn. with fingers.
a horse. with fingers.
also, one of the companions is named murdershy. she's an alicorn. fluttershy. mercenary.
#249 - anonymous (11/21/2014) [-]
As a fan of Project Horizons I can explain some of what you said
1) When Blackjack get's her "upgrades" after she dies the first time they are made in part by Rover (one of the diamond dogs that captured rarity in the show) who is himself a cyborg or Sand-Dog. The thing he says is "Thumbs is better, pony. Pony will see."
2) There is no character named Murdershy, She calls herself Fluttershy but everyone calls her Psychoshy (cause she act's like Flutterbitch) her mother and father (who thought she died during birth) were going to name her Whisper though which she takes as her name later.
3) and as for mood? There are ALOT of high points and low points the main character herself deals with most of her issues and depression by pretending she's fine and doing something silly and random to cheer everyone up. also there are two perfect day chapters later in the story where everything goes right to the surprise of Blackjack. Chapter 57 "Best Night Ever" and Chapter 70 "Calm"
User avatar #132 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Wait, do you mean Kkat is writing it or horizons is writing it?
User avatar #133 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
Kkat is writing a prequel to Fallout: Equestria called Fallout: Equestria Origins.
I asked them earlier (last week) if they ever considered running a campaign, to which they replied that they were, and that they would be turning it into their next fic called "origins."
#197 - bemmo (11/20/2014) [-]
Kkat's doing a prequel?
User avatar #134 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Well, definitely sound neat. I'll be looking forward to it.
#126 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
First off thank you. I hate power inserts, even if it is during unwritten parts.
Secondly, is the character a marysue?
User avatar #127 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
name is blackjack. creamish white fur. red and black main. ace of spades cutie mark. uses guns. lots of guns. specifically revolvers.
has
fucking
fingers.

yes
#128 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
*shudders* Everything I hate in fics all in one.
why is this one of the more popular FoE fics again?
Image seemed appropriate
#196 - bemmo (11/20/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised how well it works.
Among other reasons why I like the fic, the amount of character development is off the charts.
Darker themes than the original though, just fyi.
User avatar #131 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
It's had a lot of "work" put into it and Kkat gave the go ahead to give it its own page (in their words 'it was larger than the others, so it was just for organization purposes). A lot of people misunderstood and took that as "oh, this is the official sequel"

p.s. they're writing a prequel called origins (Kkat I mean)
#103 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
It's okay, he'll probably fail his per checks anyway.

Good thing I never go in first.
User avatar #104 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
short: "guys, we need to stop opening doors without everyone around"
sunny: "ooh, what's in here?!"
#107 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
>mfw
User avatar #108 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
so why aren't you the party leader? you two shotted a god (that had worse stats than an individual out of an entire vat of FEV patients)

also:
>getting more worried about roboscorpions then about inbred mutant earth pony rednecks
User avatar #110 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Still a god.
You said it, not me.

We don't even have a party leader, and I'm pretty sure none of them would even listen to me.

They would be too busy failing PER checks to hear me when I tell them how retarded they're being.
User avatar #111 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I can't appoint you as leader. you have to take the position
User avatar #114 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
I know that. The question is if they would let me. I should just try and see what happens.
User avatar #116 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
start taking charge and showing initiative (pun intended).
if you're not a fuckall they'll listen. currently I think you or short would be decent candidates.

also, zekeon, guess what?

operation crystal empire. interractive memory orbs, son
#117 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
muh +10

>interactive memory orbs
I'm scaroused.
User avatar #118 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
nanomachines, son
User avatar #50 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
sadly don't on the first one. they exist but they're shit for the second one.
User avatar #63 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Okay, so I'm currently running a weekly fallout pnp game with a few friends. I don't suppose you have any tips for running it, because I'm mostly going off of what fells right. I've already simplified the overcomplicated rolling system to a base d20 with skill modifiers, but I feel like I'm giving my players too much power with it. So any ideas to balance it out?
User avatar #65 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I prefer the d100 rolling system. it's so much easier with the way fallout as a whole is set up. there's no such thing as giving your players too much power though, honestly. give me examples of what you mean?
User avatar #70 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
I thinks it's more on my end where I don't feel like I'm giving them combat that will actually threaten their characters. I've thrown two deathclaws at them, one of them an alpha and the characters dispatched them with almost no trouble, Even after they were split up and had more chasing after them. I guess I'm feeling like I'm not allowing their characters to reach their full potential.
#79 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Obviously you need to throw things at them with a DT higher than what most of their weapons can do with max rolls and a crit or a called headshot, have the strength to tear through just about any door, and their only weakness is jamming a tiny syringe in their ass.

Because that's what dndxplain does.

Also don't forget to nearly take the head off one of your players within the first 5 minutes of starting a campaign.
User avatar #96 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I swear I won't pull a dunwich building on you guys

so soon after that last one
#97 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't lie to me.
User avatar #98 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
how else am i going to find time for vault 11's?
#100 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
CHRIS

PLS.
User avatar #102 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
"hellhound sanctuary"
"Mothership zeta"
"Taint test site 304"
"gobble bottom gorge"
"sierra maredrey"
"The big MT"
"Point Larkout"
#105 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Please god, no.

Not the robo-scorpions!
User avatar #106 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
and plant-ponies
User avatar #86 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
And if I were to send them to confront a group of unbeatable enemies with fuck you stats, would that work? (Plot point, aim of the campaign enemies)
User avatar #89 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
always give them some way out, but often times it's okay to have the only way out be an unorthodox solution (once had a party survive a super deathclaw attack by dropping the roof on it and rrunning off)
User avatar #91 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Well I already had the party go against them before. They blew up an armored caravan they were transporting to get what was inside and sniping them from a distance. Put one of them near death and had they other two cowering behind a rock for five turns trying to get him up, before realizing that nothing was happening because they had already left.
User avatar #92 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
if your PCs are a threat, pull a dead money. Knock them out, strip them of their gear, and tell them "do something retarded and I blow up the collar" temporarily.
User avatar #93 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
I kind of already did that. Actually had them knocked out by the brotherhood when they got too close to HeliosOne. Afterword was a series of events that involved flirting, broken legs, a gold brick, and a shit ton a med-x. All lead up to them being trapped in a cave filled with 100's of cazadors. They ended up blowing up the cave and running past event's happening outside the cave.
User avatar #94 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
also, pull a dunwitch building or vault eleven. unnerve your PCs. it also helps if you build their confidence and shatter it.
if your players aren't crying you're doing it wrong...

pay no attention to this, zekeon
User avatar #99 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Thinking about it, vault 112 event would be interesting to pull off.
#95 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Chris

pls.
User avatar #88 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Probably, maybe.

Unless they crit everything, ruining your plans. Which could happen.
User avatar #81 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
"lionxroar, roll perception"
"great, that's a success. you notice the sniper aiming at you with a 95% chance to hit"
"yeah, that's a hit'
#83 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
"lion, roll perception"
"you fail, you get a rock in the face and your perception is now effectively 3"
"roll another perception check"
"Okay you critted so you get an eyepatch that brings your perception back to normal"
"roll again"
"oops your eyepatch explodes now your per is 1"
User avatar #85 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
it's not my fault you guys assumed perception was the least needed stat

mr. "I have the highest survival but can't cook shit"
User avatar #84 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
perception checks OP
User avatar #80 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't forget to tell them they'll start mutating within 10 rounds or so
User avatar #82 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
you wouldn't have any other DM. admit it
User avatar #75 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
zekeon, lionxroar, psychexplain, sunnyday. do you think that he should honestly be asking me for advice about how to kill challenge his players?
User avatar #23 - darkjustifier (11/19/2014) [-]
holy hells that's awesome
#11 - oh..wow you're amazing  [+] (61 new replies) 11/19/2014 on RPG funnies 3.0 +10
User avatar #12 - dndxplain (11/19/2014) [-]
I also run a fallout equestria tabletop game group on steam
User avatar #13 - darkjustifier (11/19/2014) [-]
what's the name of said group for I am the darkjustifier on steam and would like to see this group, though right now i must get to my next class as I owe my professor an assignment
User avatar #14 - dndxplain (11/19/2014) [-]
steamcommunity.com/groups/Wasteland_wanderers
I personally am quite proud, because Kkat is a member. an active member.
User avatar #45 - moofinbanana (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't want to be rude but, do you know of any good Elder Scrolls or Fallout (non-ponies) RPGs?
User avatar #59 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
What would you like to know about fallout PnP?
User avatar #101 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
in all sincerety though, I don't believe in pulling punches towards PCs. that's why I've recently started designing traps. zekeon isn't allowed to tell tanis though
User avatar #109 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't BS players (Unless it's confirmed in universe. A gay prostitute can't seduce a lesbian BoS with you bonuses usable ) I'm trying to run a game where if it happened or is going to happen in universe it could happen to you.
User avatar #112 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
oh, I believe whole heartedly in being true to the lore and all that shit. I also believe that a deathclaw is, in its nature, a four ton mass of walking "go fuck yourself"

I work off of this principal: "tabletop games are a lot more like real life as opposed to videogames. just because all of the enemies in point x are confined to point x in the game doesn't mean they'ren ot gonna start exploring close to point y"


that's why inbred mutant murder hobos will be wandering the wasteland.
User avatar #119 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
If I could ask a question about your FoE campaign, which fic lores are you going off aside from the original and how are you handling the different species?
User avatar #121 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
based purely off of the original (project horizons does not exist.)
also, we're using the original ruleset. I did however homebrew a dragon race that sucks and a crystal pony race (uses cha instead of int for strain. +3 to cha and can take both sexual orientation perks for free at the first level)
User avatar #122 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Been meaning to read horizons. Is it really that bad, or does it really change up the lore?
User avatar #123 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
most stories have a flow of highs and lows when it comes to the mood (sadness, depression, high points low points, et cetera). PH is a constant plummet downwards. atop of that, it's a self insert to the original lore (in the first story, do you remember how little pip had to take party-time ment als to sneak into red eye's camp? Well that's because it was the main character of project horizon's idea, of course!)

atop of that: some issues with characters
blackjack, the main character, has robotic legs. with fingers. a unicorn. with fingers.
a horse. with fingers.
also, one of the companions is named murdershy. she's an alicorn. fluttershy. mercenary.
#249 - anonymous (11/21/2014) [-]
As a fan of Project Horizons I can explain some of what you said
1) When Blackjack get's her "upgrades" after she dies the first time they are made in part by Rover (one of the diamond dogs that captured rarity in the show) who is himself a cyborg or Sand-Dog. The thing he says is "Thumbs is better, pony. Pony will see."
2) There is no character named Murdershy, She calls herself Fluttershy but everyone calls her Psychoshy (cause she act's like Flutterbitch) her mother and father (who thought she died during birth) were going to name her Whisper though which she takes as her name later.
3) and as for mood? There are ALOT of high points and low points the main character herself deals with most of her issues and depression by pretending she's fine and doing something silly and random to cheer everyone up. also there are two perfect day chapters later in the story where everything goes right to the surprise of Blackjack. Chapter 57 "Best Night Ever" and Chapter 70 "Calm"
User avatar #132 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Wait, do you mean Kkat is writing it or horizons is writing it?
User avatar #133 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
Kkat is writing a prequel to Fallout: Equestria called Fallout: Equestria Origins.
I asked them earlier (last week) if they ever considered running a campaign, to which they replied that they were, and that they would be turning it into their next fic called "origins."
#197 - bemmo (11/20/2014) [-]
Kkat's doing a prequel?
User avatar #134 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Well, definitely sound neat. I'll be looking forward to it.
#126 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
First off thank you. I hate power inserts, even if it is during unwritten parts.
Secondly, is the character a marysue?
User avatar #127 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
name is blackjack. creamish white fur. red and black main. ace of spades cutie mark. uses guns. lots of guns. specifically revolvers.
has
fucking
fingers.

yes
#128 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
*shudders* Everything I hate in fics all in one.
why is this one of the more popular FoE fics again?
Image seemed appropriate
#196 - bemmo (11/20/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised how well it works.
Among other reasons why I like the fic, the amount of character development is off the charts.
Darker themes than the original though, just fyi.
User avatar #131 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
It's had a lot of "work" put into it and Kkat gave the go ahead to give it its own page (in their words 'it was larger than the others, so it was just for organization purposes). A lot of people misunderstood and took that as "oh, this is the official sequel"

p.s. they're writing a prequel called origins (Kkat I mean)
#103 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
It's okay, he'll probably fail his per checks anyway.

Good thing I never go in first.
User avatar #104 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
short: "guys, we need to stop opening doors without everyone around"
sunny: "ooh, what's in here?!"
#107 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
>mfw
User avatar #108 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
so why aren't you the party leader? you two shotted a god (that had worse stats than an individual out of an entire vat of FEV patients)

also:
>getting more worried about roboscorpions then about inbred mutant earth pony rednecks
User avatar #110 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Still a god.
You said it, not me.

We don't even have a party leader, and I'm pretty sure none of them would even listen to me.

They would be too busy failing PER checks to hear me when I tell them how retarded they're being.
User avatar #111 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I can't appoint you as leader. you have to take the position
User avatar #114 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
I know that. The question is if they would let me. I should just try and see what happens.
User avatar #116 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
start taking charge and showing initiative (pun intended).
if you're not a fuckall they'll listen. currently I think you or short would be decent candidates.

also, zekeon, guess what?

operation crystal empire. interractive memory orbs, son
#117 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
muh +10

>interactive memory orbs
I'm scaroused.
User avatar #118 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
nanomachines, son
User avatar #50 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
sadly don't on the first one. they exist but they're shit for the second one.
User avatar #63 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Okay, so I'm currently running a weekly fallout pnp game with a few friends. I don't suppose you have any tips for running it, because I'm mostly going off of what fells right. I've already simplified the overcomplicated rolling system to a base d20 with skill modifiers, but I feel like I'm giving my players too much power with it. So any ideas to balance it out?
User avatar #65 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I prefer the d100 rolling system. it's so much easier with the way fallout as a whole is set up. there's no such thing as giving your players too much power though, honestly. give me examples of what you mean?
User avatar #70 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
I thinks it's more on my end where I don't feel like I'm giving them combat that will actually threaten their characters. I've thrown two deathclaws at them, one of them an alpha and the characters dispatched them with almost no trouble, Even after they were split up and had more chasing after them. I guess I'm feeling like I'm not allowing their characters to reach their full potential.
#79 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Obviously you need to throw things at them with a DT higher than what most of their weapons can do with max rolls and a crit or a called headshot, have the strength to tear through just about any door, and their only weakness is jamming a tiny syringe in their ass.

Because that's what dndxplain does.

Also don't forget to nearly take the head off one of your players within the first 5 minutes of starting a campaign.
User avatar #96 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I swear I won't pull a dunwich building on you guys

so soon after that last one
#97 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't lie to me.
User avatar #98 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
how else am i going to find time for vault 11's?
#100 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
CHRIS

PLS.
User avatar #102 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
"hellhound sanctuary"
"Mothership zeta"
"Taint test site 304"
"gobble bottom gorge"
"sierra maredrey"
"The big MT"
"Point Larkout"
#105 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Please god, no.

Not the robo-scorpions!
User avatar #106 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
and plant-ponies
User avatar #86 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
And if I were to send them to confront a group of unbeatable enemies with fuck you stats, would that work? (Plot point, aim of the campaign enemies)
User avatar #89 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
always give them some way out, but often times it's okay to have the only way out be an unorthodox solution (once had a party survive a super deathclaw attack by dropping the roof on it and rrunning off)
User avatar #91 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Well I already had the party go against them before. They blew up an armored caravan they were transporting to get what was inside and sniping them from a distance. Put one of them near death and had they other two cowering behind a rock for five turns trying to get him up, before realizing that nothing was happening because they had already left.
User avatar #92 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
if your PCs are a threat, pull a dead money. Knock them out, strip them of their gear, and tell them "do something retarded and I blow up the collar" temporarily.
User avatar #93 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
I kind of already did that. Actually had them knocked out by the brotherhood when they got too close to HeliosOne. Afterword was a series of events that involved flirting, broken legs, a gold brick, and a shit ton a med-x. All lead up to them being trapped in a cave filled with 100's of cazadors. They ended up blowing up the cave and running past event's happening outside the cave.
User avatar #94 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
also, pull a dunwitch building or vault eleven. unnerve your PCs. it also helps if you build their confidence and shatter it.
if your players aren't crying you're doing it wrong...

pay no attention to this, zekeon
User avatar #99 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Thinking about it, vault 112 event would be interesting to pull off.
#95 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Chris

pls.
User avatar #88 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Probably, maybe.

Unless they crit everything, ruining your plans. Which could happen.
User avatar #81 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
"lionxroar, roll perception"
"great, that's a success. you notice the sniper aiming at you with a 95% chance to hit"
"yeah, that's a hit'
#83 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
"lion, roll perception"
"you fail, you get a rock in the face and your perception is now effectively 3"
"roll another perception check"
"Okay you critted so you get an eyepatch that brings your perception back to normal"
"roll again"
"oops your eyepatch explodes now your per is 1"
User avatar #85 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
it's not my fault you guys assumed perception was the least needed stat

mr. "I have the highest survival but can't cook shit"
User avatar #84 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
perception checks OP
User avatar #80 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't forget to tell them they'll start mutating within 10 rounds or so
User avatar #82 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
you wouldn't have any other DM. admit it
User avatar #75 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
zekeon, lionxroar, psychexplain, sunnyday. do you think that he should honestly be asking me for advice about how to kill challenge his players?
User avatar #23 - darkjustifier (11/19/2014) [-]
holy hells that's awesome
#9 - hello there  [+] (74 new replies) 11/19/2014 on RPG funnies 3.0 +6
User avatar #10 - dndxplain (11/19/2014) [-]
first things first, two pony-themed RPGs to look up:
pony finder and fallout: equestria PnP. atop of that, if you're not looking for too much action or adventure, they have MLP:RIM.
rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product/125583/Ponyfinder--Campaign-Setting
www.roleplayingismagic.com/
www.canterlot.com/topic/9936-fallout-equestria-pnp-pen-and-paper/
if you want to stick to more non-pony themed stuff check out pathfinder, which is a simpler version of dungeons and dragons 3.5
it's great for beginners, though some might prefer 5e (which is also great for beginners)
www.d20pfsrd.com/

sheets can be found at
www.myth-weavers.com/
and last but not least, to play
www.roll20.net/
User avatar #219 - chimpaflimp (11/20/2014) [-]
I cant get my head around the layout of roll20 or how any of it works.
User avatar #227 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
there was a tutorial video
User avatar #236 - chimpaflimp (11/20/2014) [-]
Still confused.
User avatar #239 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of a game but add me on skype
User avatar #57 - tehpoonages (11/20/2014) [-]
thank you based dndexplain
User avatar #58 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
any time
User avatar #215 - stely (11/20/2014) [-]
Hey dndxplain, you got any prop advice for dnd? Or do you have any stories/notes to share for a relatively new DM?
User avatar #228 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
for prop advice, just go with what you're comfortable with. no real need to spend hundreds of dollars on minis. (you can if you want to though)
User avatar #229 - stely (11/20/2014) [-]
Already did that tho, it's a hobby of mine. But I was talking 'bout those other props, like handouts and maps and shit. Shame you've no stories to share
User avatar #230 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I have stories. just recently my current party cleared a dungeon by anally injecting serum into mutants. I also had a halfling bard kill my bbeg with his bare hands.

as for handouts, I use them constantly. they're a great way to immerse your players in the game.
maps, however, should only be used when needed.
User avatar #231 - stely (11/20/2014) [-]
Holy shit that sounds fucked up. Oh well, thanks for your time m9
User avatar #11 - darkjustifier (11/19/2014) [-]
oh..wow you're amazing
User avatar #12 - dndxplain (11/19/2014) [-]
I also run a fallout equestria tabletop game group on steam
User avatar #13 - darkjustifier (11/19/2014) [-]
what's the name of said group for I am the darkjustifier on steam and would like to see this group, though right now i must get to my next class as I owe my professor an assignment
User avatar #14 - dndxplain (11/19/2014) [-]
steamcommunity.com/groups/Wasteland_wanderers
I personally am quite proud, because Kkat is a member. an active member.
User avatar #45 - moofinbanana (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't want to be rude but, do you know of any good Elder Scrolls or Fallout (non-ponies) RPGs?
User avatar #59 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
What would you like to know about fallout PnP?
User avatar #101 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
in all sincerety though, I don't believe in pulling punches towards PCs. that's why I've recently started designing traps. zekeon isn't allowed to tell tanis though
User avatar #109 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't BS players (Unless it's confirmed in universe. A gay prostitute can't seduce a lesbian BoS with you bonuses usable ) I'm trying to run a game where if it happened or is going to happen in universe it could happen to you.
User avatar #112 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
oh, I believe whole heartedly in being true to the lore and all that shit. I also believe that a deathclaw is, in its nature, a four ton mass of walking "go fuck yourself"

I work off of this principal: "tabletop games are a lot more like real life as opposed to videogames. just because all of the enemies in point x are confined to point x in the game doesn't mean they'ren ot gonna start exploring close to point y"


that's why inbred mutant murder hobos will be wandering the wasteland.
User avatar #119 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
If I could ask a question about your FoE campaign, which fic lores are you going off aside from the original and how are you handling the different species?
User avatar #121 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
based purely off of the original (project horizons does not exist.)
also, we're using the original ruleset. I did however homebrew a dragon race that sucks and a crystal pony race (uses cha instead of int for strain. +3 to cha and can take both sexual orientation perks for free at the first level)
User avatar #122 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Been meaning to read horizons. Is it really that bad, or does it really change up the lore?
User avatar #123 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
most stories have a flow of highs and lows when it comes to the mood (sadness, depression, high points low points, et cetera). PH is a constant plummet downwards. atop of that, it's a self insert to the original lore (in the first story, do you remember how little pip had to take party-time ment als to sneak into red eye's camp? Well that's because it was the main character of project horizon's idea, of course!)

atop of that: some issues with characters
blackjack, the main character, has robotic legs. with fingers. a unicorn. with fingers.
a horse. with fingers.
also, one of the companions is named murdershy. she's an alicorn. fluttershy. mercenary.
#249 - anonymous (11/21/2014) [-]
As a fan of Project Horizons I can explain some of what you said
1) When Blackjack get's her "upgrades" after she dies the first time they are made in part by Rover (one of the diamond dogs that captured rarity in the show) who is himself a cyborg or Sand-Dog. The thing he says is "Thumbs is better, pony. Pony will see."
2) There is no character named Murdershy, She calls herself Fluttershy but everyone calls her Psychoshy (cause she act's like Flutterbitch) her mother and father (who thought she died during birth) were going to name her Whisper though which she takes as her name later.
3) and as for mood? There are ALOT of high points and low points the main character herself deals with most of her issues and depression by pretending she's fine and doing something silly and random to cheer everyone up. also there are two perfect day chapters later in the story where everything goes right to the surprise of Blackjack. Chapter 57 "Best Night Ever" and Chapter 70 "Calm"
User avatar #132 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Wait, do you mean Kkat is writing it or horizons is writing it?
User avatar #133 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
Kkat is writing a prequel to Fallout: Equestria called Fallout: Equestria Origins.
I asked them earlier (last week) if they ever considered running a campaign, to which they replied that they were, and that they would be turning it into their next fic called "origins."
#197 - bemmo (11/20/2014) [-]
Kkat's doing a prequel?
User avatar #134 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Well, definitely sound neat. I'll be looking forward to it.
#126 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
First off thank you. I hate power inserts, even if it is during unwritten parts.
Secondly, is the character a marysue?
User avatar #127 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
name is blackjack. creamish white fur. red and black main. ace of spades cutie mark. uses guns. lots of guns. specifically revolvers.
has
fucking
fingers.

yes
#128 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
*shudders* Everything I hate in fics all in one.
why is this one of the more popular FoE fics again?
Image seemed appropriate
#196 - bemmo (11/20/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised how well it works.
Among other reasons why I like the fic, the amount of character development is off the charts.
Darker themes than the original though, just fyi.
User avatar #131 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
It's had a lot of "work" put into it and Kkat gave the go ahead to give it its own page (in their words 'it was larger than the others, so it was just for organization purposes). A lot of people misunderstood and took that as "oh, this is the official sequel"

p.s. they're writing a prequel called origins (Kkat I mean)
#103 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
It's okay, he'll probably fail his per checks anyway.

Good thing I never go in first.
User avatar #104 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
short: "guys, we need to stop opening doors without everyone around"
sunny: "ooh, what's in here?!"
#107 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
>mfw
User avatar #108 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
so why aren't you the party leader? you two shotted a god (that had worse stats than an individual out of an entire vat of FEV patients)

also:
>getting more worried about roboscorpions then about inbred mutant earth pony rednecks
User avatar #110 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Still a god.
You said it, not me.

We don't even have a party leader, and I'm pretty sure none of them would even listen to me.

They would be too busy failing PER checks to hear me when I tell them how retarded they're being.
User avatar #111 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I can't appoint you as leader. you have to take the position
User avatar #114 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
I know that. The question is if they would let me. I should just try and see what happens.
User avatar #116 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
start taking charge and showing initiative (pun intended).
if you're not a fuckall they'll listen. currently I think you or short would be decent candidates.

also, zekeon, guess what?

operation crystal empire. interractive memory orbs, son
#117 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
muh +10

>interactive memory orbs
I'm scaroused.
User avatar #118 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
nanomachines, son
User avatar #50 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
sadly don't on the first one. they exist but they're shit for the second one.
User avatar #63 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Okay, so I'm currently running a weekly fallout pnp game with a few friends. I don't suppose you have any tips for running it, because I'm mostly going off of what fells right. I've already simplified the overcomplicated rolling system to a base d20 with skill modifiers, but I feel like I'm giving my players too much power with it. So any ideas to balance it out?
User avatar #65 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I prefer the d100 rolling system. it's so much easier with the way fallout as a whole is set up. there's no such thing as giving your players too much power though, honestly. give me examples of what you mean?
User avatar #70 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
I thinks it's more on my end where I don't feel like I'm giving them combat that will actually threaten their characters. I've thrown two deathclaws at them, one of them an alpha and the characters dispatched them with almost no trouble, Even after they were split up and had more chasing after them. I guess I'm feeling like I'm not allowing their characters to reach their full potential.
#79 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Obviously you need to throw things at them with a DT higher than what most of their weapons can do with max rolls and a crit or a called headshot, have the strength to tear through just about any door, and their only weakness is jamming a tiny syringe in their ass.

Because that's what dndxplain does.

Also don't forget to nearly take the head off one of your players within the first 5 minutes of starting a campaign.
User avatar #96 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I swear I won't pull a dunwich building on you guys

so soon after that last one
#97 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't lie to me.
User avatar #98 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
how else am i going to find time for vault 11's?
#100 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
CHRIS

PLS.
User avatar #102 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
"hellhound sanctuary"
"Mothership zeta"
"Taint test site 304"
"gobble bottom gorge"
"sierra maredrey"
"The big MT"
"Point Larkout"
#105 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Please god, no.

Not the robo-scorpions!
User avatar #106 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
and plant-ponies
User avatar #86 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
And if I were to send them to confront a group of unbeatable enemies with fuck you stats, would that work? (Plot point, aim of the campaign enemies)
User avatar #89 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
always give them some way out, but often times it's okay to have the only way out be an unorthodox solution (once had a party survive a super deathclaw attack by dropping the roof on it and rrunning off)
User avatar #91 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Well I already had the party go against them before. They blew up an armored caravan they were transporting to get what was inside and sniping them from a distance. Put one of them near death and had they other two cowering behind a rock for five turns trying to get him up, before realizing that nothing was happening because they had already left.
User avatar #92 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
if your PCs are a threat, pull a dead money. Knock them out, strip them of their gear, and tell them "do something retarded and I blow up the collar" temporarily.
User avatar #93 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
I kind of already did that. Actually had them knocked out by the brotherhood when they got too close to HeliosOne. Afterword was a series of events that involved flirting, broken legs, a gold brick, and a shit ton a med-x. All lead up to them being trapped in a cave filled with 100's of cazadors. They ended up blowing up the cave and running past event's happening outside the cave.
User avatar #94 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
also, pull a dunwitch building or vault eleven. unnerve your PCs. it also helps if you build their confidence and shatter it.
if your players aren't crying you're doing it wrong...

pay no attention to this, zekeon
User avatar #99 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Thinking about it, vault 112 event would be interesting to pull off.
#95 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Chris

pls.
User avatar #88 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Probably, maybe.

Unless they crit everything, ruining your plans. Which could happen.
User avatar #81 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
"lionxroar, roll perception"
"great, that's a success. you notice the sniper aiming at you with a 95% chance to hit"
"yeah, that's a hit'
#83 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
"lion, roll perception"
"you fail, you get a rock in the face and your perception is now effectively 3"
"roll another perception check"
"Okay you critted so you get an eyepatch that brings your perception back to normal"
"roll again"
"oops your eyepatch explodes now your per is 1"
User avatar #85 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
it's not my fault you guys assumed perception was the least needed stat

mr. "I have the highest survival but can't cook shit"
User avatar #84 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
perception checks OP
User avatar #80 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't forget to tell them they'll start mutating within 10 rounds or so
User avatar #82 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
you wouldn't have any other DM. admit it
User avatar #75 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
zekeon, lionxroar, psychexplain, sunnyday. do you think that he should honestly be asking me for advice about how to kill challenge his players?
User avatar #23 - darkjustifier (11/19/2014) [-]
holy hells that's awesome
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Totally alright, right guys?
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User avatar #210 - avatarsarefornoobs (11/20/2014) [-]
i find the hardest part is finding these so called "friends". once you obtain a few of these, its quite possible to play.
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Can you feel that? Yes, thst's me cringing to another dimension.
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User avatar #170 - spankymcgee (11/20/2014) [-]
Go here. Put your zip code in the thing at the bottom. God speed you magnificent bastard.


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#155 - norkas (11/20/2014) [-]
>that picture
why
#135 - flyinarrow (11/20/2014) [-]
not sure if someone said so already, but roll20.net
User avatar #41 - gayboard (11/20/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool.
User avatar #7 - dndxplain (11/19/2014) [-]
hellooooo
User avatar #124 - willgum (11/20/2014) [-]
so me and a few friends are taking soul eater and putting it into D&D form any pointers?
User avatar #125 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
don't do that.

if you want to mix tabletops and anime, there's an actual system.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/1655572033/ova-the-anime-role-playing-game
User avatar #129 - willgum (11/20/2014) [-]
this is great thanks if you ever need a foot massage and spontaneously show up in my house I got you covered
User avatar #9 - darkjustifier (11/19/2014) [-]
hello there
User avatar #10 - dndxplain (11/19/2014) [-]
first things first, two pony-themed RPGs to look up:
pony finder and fallout: equestria PnP. atop of that, if you're not looking for too much action or adventure, they have MLP:RIM.
rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product/125583/Ponyfinder--Campaign-Setting
www.roleplayingismagic.com/
www.canterlot.com/topic/9936-fallout-equestria-pnp-pen-and-paper/
if you want to stick to more non-pony themed stuff check out pathfinder, which is a simpler version of dungeons and dragons 3.5
it's great for beginners, though some might prefer 5e (which is also great for beginners)
www.d20pfsrd.com/

sheets can be found at
www.myth-weavers.com/
and last but not least, to play
www.roll20.net/
User avatar #219 - chimpaflimp (11/20/2014) [-]
I cant get my head around the layout of roll20 or how any of it works.
User avatar #227 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
there was a tutorial video
User avatar #236 - chimpaflimp (11/20/2014) [-]
Still confused.
User avatar #239 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of a game but add me on skype
User avatar #57 - tehpoonages (11/20/2014) [-]
thank you based dndexplain
User avatar #58 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
any time
User avatar #215 - stely (11/20/2014) [-]
Hey dndxplain, you got any prop advice for dnd? Or do you have any stories/notes to share for a relatively new DM?
User avatar #228 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
for prop advice, just go with what you're comfortable with. no real need to spend hundreds of dollars on minis. (you can if you want to though)
User avatar #229 - stely (11/20/2014) [-]
Already did that tho, it's a hobby of mine. But I was talking 'bout those other props, like handouts and maps and shit. Shame you've no stories to share
User avatar #230 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I have stories. just recently my current party cleared a dungeon by anally injecting serum into mutants. I also had a halfling bard kill my bbeg with his bare hands.

as for handouts, I use them constantly. they're a great way to immerse your players in the game.
maps, however, should only be used when needed.
User avatar #231 - stely (11/20/2014) [-]
Holy shit that sounds fucked up. Oh well, thanks for your time m9
User avatar #11 - darkjustifier (11/19/2014) [-]
oh..wow you're amazing
User avatar #12 - dndxplain (11/19/2014) [-]
I also run a fallout equestria tabletop game group on steam
User avatar #13 - darkjustifier (11/19/2014) [-]
what's the name of said group for I am the darkjustifier on steam and would like to see this group, though right now i must get to my next class as I owe my professor an assignment
User avatar #14 - dndxplain (11/19/2014) [-]
steamcommunity.com/groups/Wasteland_wanderers
I personally am quite proud, because Kkat is a member. an active member.
User avatar #45 - moofinbanana (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't want to be rude but, do you know of any good Elder Scrolls or Fallout (non-ponies) RPGs?
User avatar #59 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
What would you like to know about fallout PnP?
User avatar #101 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
in all sincerety though, I don't believe in pulling punches towards PCs. that's why I've recently started designing traps. zekeon isn't allowed to tell tanis though
User avatar #109 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't BS players (Unless it's confirmed in universe. A gay prostitute can't seduce a lesbian BoS with you bonuses usable ) I'm trying to run a game where if it happened or is going to happen in universe it could happen to you.
User avatar #112 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
oh, I believe whole heartedly in being true to the lore and all that shit. I also believe that a deathclaw is, in its nature, a four ton mass of walking "go fuck yourself"

I work off of this principal: "tabletop games are a lot more like real life as opposed to videogames. just because all of the enemies in point x are confined to point x in the game doesn't mean they'ren ot gonna start exploring close to point y"


that's why inbred mutant murder hobos will be wandering the wasteland.
User avatar #119 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
If I could ask a question about your FoE campaign, which fic lores are you going off aside from the original and how are you handling the different species?
User avatar #121 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
based purely off of the original (project horizons does not exist.)
also, we're using the original ruleset. I did however homebrew a dragon race that sucks and a crystal pony race (uses cha instead of int for strain. +3 to cha and can take both sexual orientation perks for free at the first level)
User avatar #122 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Been meaning to read horizons. Is it really that bad, or does it really change up the lore?
User avatar #123 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
most stories have a flow of highs and lows when it comes to the mood (sadness, depression, high points low points, et cetera). PH is a constant plummet downwards. atop of that, it's a self insert to the original lore (in the first story, do you remember how little pip had to take party-time ment als to sneak into red eye's camp? Well that's because it was the main character of project horizon's idea, of course!)

atop of that: some issues with characters
blackjack, the main character, has robotic legs. with fingers. a unicorn. with fingers.
a horse. with fingers.
also, one of the companions is named murdershy. she's an alicorn. fluttershy. mercenary.
#249 - anonymous (11/21/2014) [-]
As a fan of Project Horizons I can explain some of what you said
1) When Blackjack get's her "upgrades" after she dies the first time they are made in part by Rover (one of the diamond dogs that captured rarity in the show) who is himself a cyborg or Sand-Dog. The thing he says is "Thumbs is better, pony. Pony will see."
2) There is no character named Murdershy, She calls herself Fluttershy but everyone calls her Psychoshy (cause she act's like Flutterbitch) her mother and father (who thought she died during birth) were going to name her Whisper though which she takes as her name later.
3) and as for mood? There are ALOT of high points and low points the main character herself deals with most of her issues and depression by pretending she's fine and doing something silly and random to cheer everyone up. also there are two perfect day chapters later in the story where everything goes right to the surprise of Blackjack. Chapter 57 "Best Night Ever" and Chapter 70 "Calm"
User avatar #132 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Wait, do you mean Kkat is writing it or horizons is writing it?
User avatar #133 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
Kkat is writing a prequel to Fallout: Equestria called Fallout: Equestria Origins.
I asked them earlier (last week) if they ever considered running a campaign, to which they replied that they were, and that they would be turning it into their next fic called "origins."
#197 - bemmo (11/20/2014) [-]
Kkat's doing a prequel?
User avatar #134 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Well, definitely sound neat. I'll be looking forward to it.
#126 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
First off thank you. I hate power inserts, even if it is during unwritten parts.
Secondly, is the character a marysue?
User avatar #127 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
name is blackjack. creamish white fur. red and black main. ace of spades cutie mark. uses guns. lots of guns. specifically revolvers.
has
fucking
fingers.

yes
#128 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
*shudders* Everything I hate in fics all in one.
why is this one of the more popular FoE fics again?
Image seemed appropriate
#196 - bemmo (11/20/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised how well it works.
Among other reasons why I like the fic, the amount of character development is off the charts.
Darker themes than the original though, just fyi.
User avatar #131 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
It's had a lot of "work" put into it and Kkat gave the go ahead to give it its own page (in their words 'it was larger than the others, so it was just for organization purposes). A lot of people misunderstood and took that as "oh, this is the official sequel"

p.s. they're writing a prequel called origins (Kkat I mean)
#103 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
It's okay, he'll probably fail his per checks anyway.

Good thing I never go in first.
User avatar #104 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
short: "guys, we need to stop opening doors without everyone around"
sunny: "ooh, what's in here?!"
#107 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
>mfw
User avatar #108 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
so why aren't you the party leader? you two shotted a god (that had worse stats than an individual out of an entire vat of FEV patients)

also:
>getting more worried about roboscorpions then about inbred mutant earth pony rednecks
User avatar #110 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Still a god.
You said it, not me.

We don't even have a party leader, and I'm pretty sure none of them would even listen to me.

They would be too busy failing PER checks to hear me when I tell them how retarded they're being.
User avatar #111 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I can't appoint you as leader. you have to take the position
User avatar #114 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
I know that. The question is if they would let me. I should just try and see what happens.
User avatar #116 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
start taking charge and showing initiative (pun intended).
if you're not a fuckall they'll listen. currently I think you or short would be decent candidates.

also, zekeon, guess what?

operation crystal empire. interractive memory orbs, son
#117 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
muh +10

>interactive memory orbs
I'm scaroused.
User avatar #118 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
nanomachines, son
User avatar #50 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
sadly don't on the first one. they exist but they're shit for the second one.
User avatar #63 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Okay, so I'm currently running a weekly fallout pnp game with a few friends. I don't suppose you have any tips for running it, because I'm mostly going off of what fells right. I've already simplified the overcomplicated rolling system to a base d20 with skill modifiers, but I feel like I'm giving my players too much power with it. So any ideas to balance it out?
User avatar #65 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I prefer the d100 rolling system. it's so much easier with the way fallout as a whole is set up. there's no such thing as giving your players too much power though, honestly. give me examples of what you mean?
User avatar #70 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
I thinks it's more on my end where I don't feel like I'm giving them combat that will actually threaten their characters. I've thrown two deathclaws at them, one of them an alpha and the characters dispatched them with almost no trouble, Even after they were split up and had more chasing after them. I guess I'm feeling like I'm not allowing their characters to reach their full potential.
#79 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Obviously you need to throw things at them with a DT higher than what most of their weapons can do with max rolls and a crit or a called headshot, have the strength to tear through just about any door, and their only weakness is jamming a tiny syringe in their ass.

Because that's what dndxplain does.

Also don't forget to nearly take the head off one of your players within the first 5 minutes of starting a campaign.
User avatar #96 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
I swear I won't pull a dunwich building on you guys

so soon after that last one
#97 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't lie to me.
User avatar #98 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
how else am i going to find time for vault 11's?
#100 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
CHRIS

PLS.
User avatar #102 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
"hellhound sanctuary"
"Mothership zeta"
"Taint test site 304"
"gobble bottom gorge"
"sierra maredrey"
"The big MT"
"Point Larkout"
#105 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Please god, no.

Not the robo-scorpions!
User avatar #106 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
and plant-ponies
User avatar #86 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
And if I were to send them to confront a group of unbeatable enemies with fuck you stats, would that work? (Plot point, aim of the campaign enemies)
User avatar #89 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
always give them some way out, but often times it's okay to have the only way out be an unorthodox solution (once had a party survive a super deathclaw attack by dropping the roof on it and rrunning off)
User avatar #91 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Well I already had the party go against them before. They blew up an armored caravan they were transporting to get what was inside and sniping them from a distance. Put one of them near death and had they other two cowering behind a rock for five turns trying to get him up, before realizing that nothing was happening because they had already left.
User avatar #92 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
if your PCs are a threat, pull a dead money. Knock them out, strip them of their gear, and tell them "do something retarded and I blow up the collar" temporarily.
User avatar #93 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
I kind of already did that. Actually had them knocked out by the brotherhood when they got too close to HeliosOne. Afterword was a series of events that involved flirting, broken legs, a gold brick, and a shit ton a med-x. All lead up to them being trapped in a cave filled with 100's of cazadors. They ended up blowing up the cave and running past event's happening outside the cave.
User avatar #94 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
also, pull a dunwitch building or vault eleven. unnerve your PCs. it also helps if you build their confidence and shatter it.
if your players aren't crying you're doing it wrong...

pay no attention to this, zekeon
User avatar #99 - peaceloveandponies (11/20/2014) [-]
Thinking about it, vault 112 event would be interesting to pull off.
#95 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Chris

pls.
User avatar #88 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Probably, maybe.

Unless they crit everything, ruining your plans. Which could happen.
User avatar #81 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
"lionxroar, roll perception"
"great, that's a success. you notice the sniper aiming at you with a 95% chance to hit"
"yeah, that's a hit'
#83 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
"lion, roll perception"
"you fail, you get a rock in the face and your perception is now effectively 3"
"roll another perception check"
"Okay you critted so you get an eyepatch that brings your perception back to normal"
"roll again"
"oops your eyepatch explodes now your per is 1"
User avatar #85 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
it's not my fault you guys assumed perception was the least needed stat

mr. "I have the highest survival but can't cook shit"
User avatar #84 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
perception checks OP
User avatar #80 - zekeon (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't forget to tell them they'll start mutating within 10 rounds or so
User avatar #82 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
you wouldn't have any other DM. admit it
User avatar #75 - dndxplain (11/20/2014) [-]
zekeon, lionxroar, psychexplain, sunnyday. do you think that he should honestly be asking me for advice about how to kill challenge his players?
User avatar #23 - darkjustifier (11/19/2014) [-]
holy hells that's awesome
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i think someone flew that at george bush's speech, i know the flew a dildo copter but i think the flew this too
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User avatar #13400 to #13399 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #13401 to #13400 - zealotgold ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
how are you my friend?
User avatar #13398 to #13397 - darkjustifier ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
ooooh flyswatters cheeky bugger
#13394 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
mlp stopped being good in season 3
#13393 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
you're a fag
#13392 - cloudpawtwo (09/08/2014) [-]
I like you. You post reaction images/gifs related to ponies in a relevant fashion.
If it's not too much, could you upload your pony reactor folder for me? I'd like to see what you have.
User avatar #13396 to #13392 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I change it weekly
#13375 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
www.fimfiction.net/story/206017/queen-of-queens

heh i just read this and you are going to love this
User avatar #13376 to #13375 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
thank you my friend I will read it when I have ze time
User avatar #13377 to #13376 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
honestly it moved up in to my top 10 so defiantly when you can and ill let you know if i run into any others
User avatar #13380 to #13377 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
www.fimfiction.net/story/206155/a-wooden-heart


DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS! SPOILERS!!
User avatar #13381 to #13380 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
hmm ill read it tonight! and make sure not to look at them
User avatar #13382 to #13381 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I read them by accident and it almost ruined the story for me
User avatar #13383 to #13382 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
welp defiantly make sure then haha have you cracked opened any of the others i gave you yet?
User avatar #13384 to #13383 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
well funny story on that I have 79 stories in my queue for reading...so I am rtrying
#13385 to #13384 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
mfw i know that feel, i think i have 140 O.o
User avatar #13386 to #13385 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I diiiid have 200 aqnd something but I went on a reading binge for three months
User avatar #13387 to #13386 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
i need another binge heh might start that soon
User avatar #13388 to #13387 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
college is in mah way to do so at the mno
User avatar #13389 to #13388 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
have you tried telling it to stop?
User avatar #13390 to #13389 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
yes but you know college can suck sometimes like that
User avatar #13391 to #13390 - zealotgold ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
true truehmm but then hopefully! ull have some free time...ish
User avatar #13378 to #13377 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
you is best pony
#13374 - stickpeoplelol (09/05/2014) [-]
I love how you keep posting ponies. It makes me happy to see them on FJ despite the hate from the douchebags that make up the majority of this site.
I love how you keep posting ponies. It makes me happy to see them on FJ despite the hate from the douchebags that make up the majority of this site.

#13368 - tonytails (09/05/2014) [-]
so, i has a confusion.
do you post ponies on lots of non-pony posts just for red thumbs, or because youre trying to spread the magic of friendship to the unenlightened people of funnyjunk?
#13369 to #13368 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
neither I do it for me
#13370 to #13369 - tonytails (09/05/2014) [-]
fair enough.
but why?
#13371 to #13370 - darkjustifier ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
been doing it for as long as I've been here I've got no good reason why
#13372 to #13371 - tonytails (09/05/2014) [-]
well, pony on, friend.
and heres a picture that might come in handy if you dont already have it.
User avatar #13367 - drvvatson (08/10/2014) [-]
Ay der bby
User avatar #13365 - Byte (07/01/2014) [-]
hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
User avatar #13361 - breadposter (06/27/2014) [-]
I like bread
User avatar #13362 to #13361 - darkjustifier ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm not seein any sexy bread
#13366 to #13362 - novabird ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #13364 to #13363 - darkjustifier ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
ah the return of the Y boner WITH A VENGEANCE!
User avatar #13360 - thebluspyeatspie (06/17/2014) [-]
I remember you!
User avatar #13355 - novabird ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/notju.stifier
looks like you have another person trying to copy you, too bad they don't know how to post in context worth **** ...-_-
User avatar #13357 to #13355 - darkjustifier ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
thas flattering, and alirght man
User avatar #13358 to #13357 - novabird ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
also, fj added a new thing on your profile, you can always know who is lurking your profile now.
User avatar #13356 to #13355 - novabird ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
also re add me on steam when you get it back again.
User avatar #13354 - novabird ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
ah hah, i don't know about you but he has explaining to do, i thought he was dead...-_-
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargre enhouse/3976863/Ponyville/652693#652693
#13353 - twi (05/27/2014) [-]
thats my hoers ur posting
thats my hoers ur posting
#13351 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
are you on a quest to reform funnyjunk by posting only pony reactions?
User avatar #13352 to #13351 - darkjustifier ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Nope been doing this for a couple years yo
User avatar #13348 - Byte (05/25/2014) [-]
havent seen you in a while.
#13349 to #13348 - darkjustifier ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Between work and a gf I don't have time to come here anymore, but with a week off work and gf with family I spend my time here
Between work and a gf I don't have time to come here anymore, but with a week off work and gf with family I spend my time here
User avatar #13350 to #13349 - Byte (05/25/2014) [-]
I've been a busy bacon myself. Kinda miss hanging with you on steam.
#13334 - dashgamer (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, your Steam account is spamming messages about trading with a Pyroman fellow.
User avatar #13335 to #13334 - darkjustifier ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
my what is what now? I just found out today I couldn't enter it
#13336 to #13335 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
You should really contact Steam. Your account is spamming links and stuff to all your contacts.
User avatar #13337 to #13336 - darkjustifier ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
well crap, thank you for tellin me man
#13338 to #13337 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
You're welcome. The same sort of thing happened to my Origin account, which I had to make for Spore or whatever other ****** game I bought years ago. Since I hadn't used it, the account had been appropriated by some Russian punk, the default language was changed, and pretty much everything but my password. I contacted them and got it all reverted back to what I wanted it to be, just with a password change, but I was confused as all hell while doing it because I couldn't interact with the program at all. Damned Ruskies.
User avatar #13339 to #13338 - darkjustifier ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
I cn't get into mine at all I left a support ticket at steam
#13340 to #13339 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
They don't have a phone number you can call?
User avatar #13341 to #13340 - darkjustifier ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
does...steam have phone support?
#13342 to #13341 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd imagine they would.
User avatar #13343 to #13342 - darkjustifier ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
I can't find it, and this new laptops mouse pad is sloooow
User avatar #13347 to #13343 - novabird ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
mouse settings will fix this.
#13344 to #13343 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
Apparently they don't have a phone number.
User avatar #13345 to #13344 - darkjustifier ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
well shoot
#13346 to #13345 - dashgamer (05/20/2014) [-]
I'd be nothing without my games, so I feel for you. Hopefully they take care of it soon.
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