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- Almost like it's a comic and meant to be entertaining
34m ago on
Injustice 2: Plastic man
- I skimmed it, I remember this so well you sir found a gem
16h ago on
- I remember the pages of text I would accidentally create back …
21h ago on
As I type this, there are 4.3 billion people on the planet who could've benefited from having access to the internet. 4.3 billion people who would've been a bigger contribution to society than you'll ever be, but there you are, watching animated ponies. Make your parents adopt a fucking nigger and kill yourself. You're really that useless. I'm not being ironic when I say this, I actually hope you end your life. Just fucking kill yourself, brony faggot.
Bronies invaded and took over what was meant to be a safe and healthy environment for little girls to learn about friendship and sharing. It was meant to be a show that little girls could watch without the influence of older men. It was created by girls, for girls. How many opportunities are there for female writers and animators to create a show tailored to the growth and development of little girls? Bronies took over a safe space for children and turned it into their own playground. The ponies are representing six little girls — six children — and Bronies have turned them into a sexual fantasy. Fuck, someone created a blog turning one of the princesses into a sexual predator as a ~joke~. Men have made felt ponies that they can literally fuck. They draw crude and disgusting fan art. They roleplay the ponies fucking each other. They took a children’s cartoon and made it sexual, which I view as extremely pedophilic. And now bronies are expecting special treatment and recognition from Lauren Faust and everyone else involved with the show, and even accusing A SHOW ABOUT GIRLS FOR GIRLS of misandry. MISANDRY. Because men’s opinions aren’t voiced or relevant; because the male characters on the show aren’t the main characters; because the creators are trying their damndest to keep that show for little girls. Apparently having specifically female-centered content is misandry. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic had the potential to be revolutionary. But of course, men had to come in and fuck it all up. Again. Because God fucking forbid girls have a tiny sliver of something especially for them.
tl;dr - kill Bronies.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I skimmed it, I remember this so well you sir found a gem
Where did you get these?
Hell if I know, They were very hard to find. Try google searching "Pony CopyPaste" and
when I searched "Anti Pony" all I got was Pro-Pony copyPastas. I think they ran a counter-ops a few years ago to replace search results
- how exactly are they like communists?
23h ago on
Like a BoS
- How? They're literally all about freedom
Like a BoS
That's what communists are apparently about too.
Except it never works that way. i;e Quincy
The minutemen are the only viable faction for a stable commonwealth in the long run.
The brotherhood is an outside force held in either suspicion or contempt. They don't allow your average Joe to join and protect what's theirs. They rule top down and will eventually fall or be overthrown.
The institute is simply too hated to ever exert a cohesive governance, like the brotherhood they would be treated like invaders who care nothing for the people of the commonwealth.
The railroad are a bunch of hippies that would border on being a left-wing terror group if they weren't so laughably weak at controlling anything. Deacon says that they are divided on the issue of whether or not to "liberate" Gen 1 and Gen 2 synths, which as he says are practically protectrons. If they can't agree on if an automaton should be considered a person or not they would splinter almost instantly once they gained power.
The minutemen however are another matter entirely, they don't possess the technology of the brotherhood or the institute, but the average wastelander can say that the minutemen are by the people, for the people. A stable leadership held together through trade and mutual protection is an ideal way to form a country. Unlike the other factions the minutemen put the people first, and for that reason they are the only choice for a safe and stable commonwealth.
how exactly are they like communists?
- I understood that reference
- I think it was the perfect way to show with or without the sym…
Tobey was the best
- you guys, cynical becomes annoying when every comment does it.…
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- you're perfect
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