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    #3157 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    This image has expired
    before i forget, look at what i found...
    (click them to activate their ability)
    User avatar#3197 to #3157 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    I'd expect nothing less from my most morbid of friends.
    #3198 to #3197 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    This image has expired
    true and i'm definitely morbid...
    with a side of chaos!
    (crap that fart reeks...)
    #3199 to #3198 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    woah that rat looks like it may be in pain, just wanted to say this I got an ipod today after listening to a generic mp3 most of my life, it's like angels singing in my ears, I didn't know what I was missing out on.
    woah that rat looks like it may be in pain, just wanted to say this I got an ipod today after listening to a generic mp3 most of my life, it's like angels singing in my ears, I didn't know what I was missing out on.
    User avatar#3200 to #3199 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    get a pocket pc or droid cellphone, they have even better sound quality, that and upgrade your sound card to a creative sound blaster pro, you'll never go back.
    User avatar#3201 to #3200 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    I've always loved music but I don't know what I'm gonna do without this now.
    User avatar#3206 to #3201 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    LOL
    www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4285678/My+Sides/
    User avatar#3207 to #3206 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Alright that guy loses his man badge after that.
    User avatar#3208 to #3207 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    yup, i do the same thing but i use slenderman style, i wait for people to open doors and go around corners or just as their about to do something then BAM, i scare the **** out of them.
    User avatar#3209 to #3208 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    I'm glad you didn't do it to me man, I'm an automatic fist up man when it comes to that and have accidentally hurt people when they tried that on me.
    User avatar#3210 to #3209 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    good thing i'm very fast then, i never drop my guard and will pull back instantly when someone trys to swing, although i do prefer to make the hair on your neck stand up on its own without you seeing me.
    User avatar#3211 to #3210 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    That's good, I'm always really guilty because I really don't like hitting people but I can't help it when the startle retaliation occurs.
    User avatar#3212 to #3211 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    plus you would have to hit me really hard in order for me to feel it, that or in a funny bone.
    #3213 to #3212 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Seems like that would just tickle.
    Seems like that would just tickle.
    User avatar#3214 to #3213 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    this one time i was taking out garbage at work and a bag of old rice started to fall and i went into full overdrive to catch it, in the process of moving really fast(will make time stop) i slammed my funny bone about 1/2 of an inch into the solid steel support bar, it shut down my whole body and i passed out for about half an hour, when i woke up i had to get my cellphone and call my parents for help because i couldn't move, took me about 2 hours before i could walk straight because it messed up my nervous system by hitting all of my nerve clusters at once and i still have trouble with my arm after that happened.
    #3215 to #3214 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    That's what I call a chip in the armor mate.
    That's what I call a chip in the armor mate.
    User avatar#3216 to #3215 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    yup, that's the one time pain meant something, usually i brush it off like it never happened, still not as bad as my friend almost taking his head off with my pistol, good thing i caught his mistake before he got any further, i see him trying to unjam the gun while it's pointed towards his head and i yell out stop then i tell him to slowly turn it away from his face and just as it clears his ear it goes off and you can see a white concussion blast because they were custom hot rounds and he's covering his face and asks me if it got him, i look and the whole side of his face was red and he couldn't keep his balance or hear anything out of the ear for about a month, man did he get lucky, ironically he had police training as well and he still made that mistake, glad i always have my tools in my belt when it happens to me.
    #3217 to #3216 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Who in the world would point a gun at their own head while unjamming!?!
    Who in the world would point a gun at their own head while unjamming!?!
    User avatar#3218 to #3217 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    he wasn't thinking, even after i told him that if it jammed to set it down, i was still getting the bugs out and tuning it.
    User avatar#3236 to #3218 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Alright man, see ya later, I'll atch some zs too.
    User avatar#3234 to #3218 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    maybe you should get some sleep man, I couldn't run on that small amount of sleep.
    User avatar#3235 to #3234 - novabird
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    i can but i'll be extra crazy if i don't sleep soon, guess i better see ya later.
    User avatar#3232 to #3218 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Yep 1:00AM here, no work tomorrow.

    and that looks pretty freaking epic.
    User avatar#3233 to #3232 - novabird
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    it's 12:30am here and i have to go to work at 8:30am...
    User avatar#3229 to #3218 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Might need a bit of steel plating sandwiched in between.
    User avatar#3231 to #3229 - novabird
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    hmmm, you're never awake this late, must be your day off.
    #3230 to #3229 - novabird
    (12/08/2012)[-]
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    nope, it will be harder than steel and make the wearer look like a raven.
    this design looks doable but i want it to be more flexible.
    User avatar#3227 to #3218 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    I need to get some.
    User avatar#3228 to #3227 - novabird
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    i have everything but the vest, i was thinking of building my vest out of carbon fiber and dyneema fabric.
    User avatar#3225 to #3218 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    brutal
    User avatar#3226 to #3225 - novabird
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    if there's a threat, i don't play around, i also have bullet proof armor if needed.
    User avatar#3223 to #3218 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Pit of doom?
    User avatar#3224 to #3223 - novabird
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    remember in resident evil where the people gut cut by lasers...
    kinda like that but i'll be using my damascus battle ready katana and pistol, if i know they are trespassers from in my bedroom i will shoot them right thru the floor right up the ass with my 7mm rifle like those creatures in the movie tremors attacked because i can tell where everyone is when they walk above me and if they are family or not by how they sound.
    User avatar#3221 to #3218 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    I know but hearing what your friend did just makes me want to keep it away from others at all costs.
    User avatar#3222 to #3221 - novabird
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    i already do that, you don't wanna know what i would do to trespassers, especially if they try to rob me and especially of my weapons.
    #3219 to #3218 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    This makes me want to put my desert eagle in an even safer location.
    This makes me want to put my desert eagle in an even safer location.
    User avatar#3220 to #3219 - novabird
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    as long as you keep it in a safe and the ammo in a locking ammo box as well you'll be fine.
    User avatar#3204 to #3201 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    and something else...
    www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/lune+goes+to+the+hardware+store/tuujGgh/
    #3205 to #3204 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Comment Picture
    User avatar#3203 to #3201 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    found you another good song to download...
    www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4278696/Lindsey+Stirling+Tribute/
    User avatar#3202 to #3201 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    wait till you upgrade it to something even better, the creative sound card is the best one you can buy.
    #3158 to #3157 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#3159 to #3158 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Those are great, I can sort of see how they did it too, I don't know if I could copy it though,
    User avatar#3160 to #3159 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    if i knew what they were called i could do research to find out.
    User avatar#3162 to #3160 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    See those lines in it, they seem to make a mesh of lines for the enlargement, so when you enlarge the thumbnail it should go pixely but instead it spreads out those pixels to show the picture behind it, which is why the first one doesn't work it stays thumbnail size.
    User avatar#3163 to #3162 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    something like that, i think it has to do with pixel spacing and getting the colors and measurements just right.
    User avatar#3164 to #3163 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Which I'm no good at, I was meant to be a teacher.
    User avatar#3165 to #3164 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    people learn from me without me teaching them, then again people watch me because they know they will benefit from it, my friends down the street have learned quite a bit from me and have gained skills they didn't know were possible or easily obtainable but unknown simply by watching me after asking the right questions.
    User avatar#3166 to #3165 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    You should make youtube videos.
    User avatar#3168 to #3166 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    also, look up onry nova on youtube(there's 6 videos), i used to have a video maker but now i don't.
    User avatar#3169 to #3168 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    I saw your nova vids, I meant for your apparently darker thoughts, I could send you a torrent for one if you'd like, wait nevermind those are screen recorders.
    User avatar#3170 to #3169 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    what's a screen recorder?
    User avatar#3171 to #3170 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    A recorder that records what your screen is doing, made for computer gamers who wnt to show off or do game reviews.
    User avatar#3172 to #3171 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    could be useful to show people a few advanced pc tricks involving rare hardware.
    User avatar#3173 to #3172 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Just look up screen recorder gold, they can be fps hogs though.
    User avatar#3174 to #3173 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    interesting...
    i'll save that for when i'm really bored, the less of my bedroom they see the better, i don't wanna give people nightmares... OR DO I?! nah, they would probably report my room as a bio-hazard.
    User avatar#3175 to #3174 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    My boredom consists of breaking glass.....I don't have any non plastic dishes......
    User avatar#3176 to #3175 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    if i get too bored i start to build the scary/dangerous stuff in the back of my mind and my mind will keep giving me instructions to build more dangerous items as i finish them.
    on the plus side it does take a long time to build some of the stuff i come up with.
    User avatar#3177 to #3176 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    .............napalm flamethrower.................................................[small]please?[smal l]
    User avatar#3196 to #3177 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    oh really?
    i recommend starting from the beginning then.
    some of it is messed up though.
    User avatar#3194 to #3177 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    a morbid video...
    User avatar#3195 to #3194 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    I've never seen it before.
    User avatar#3192 to #3177 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    little miss rarity part 6 is out...
    you know, that creepy video.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqxMOEPB7oc
    User avatar#3193 to #3192 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Alright alright, what the heck was that?
    User avatar#3190 to #3177 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    with all the chaos in this planet right now, taking control would be very easy if everyone turned on each other because you could do whatever you want as long as their distracted.
    User avatar#3191 to #3190 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Just need a bit of a push, chao starts start your plan, take control......profit.
    User avatar#3188 to #3177 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    very dangerous, weather tends to get out of control rather easily.
    User avatar#3189 to #3188 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    I can see the plan forming, to rule the world!!!!
    User avatar#3186 to #3177 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    the machine uses concentrated energy to form wind and clouds and to create full size tornadoes.
    User avatar#3187 to #3186 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Sounds dangerous.
    User avatar#3184 to #3177 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    gives me another idea for a weather machine...
    User avatar#3185 to #3184 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    muhaha?
    User avatar#3182 to #3177 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    so i did...
    look at this!
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvK8D0VNumQ
    User avatar#3183 to #3182 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    sexy
    User avatar#3180 to #3177 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    i said plasma lance, i did forget the 5w burning laser though and the hand held fireballs.
    User avatar#3181 to #3180 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    You said it twice, man I am blind sometimes.
    User avatar#3178 to #3177 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    just what i needed... more ideas...
    on my list:
    mini gatling gun
    plasma lance
    hydrogen mines
    h3 reactor
    free energy generator
    plasma wave cannon
    emp pulse generator
    flame thrower
    missiles(all types)
    another deadly boomerang
    more knives and swords
    plasma lance
    bullet proof armor and shields
    night vision devices
    microwave cannon
    ion cannon
    big stealth uav
    jet hydroplaning kayak
    kinetic energy collecting/converting wheel
    and a few others that are much bigger...
    User avatar#3179 to #3178 - darkjustifier#272 on commentsRank#272 [OP]
    (12/08/2012)[-]
    Don't forget the Plasma lance.
    #3167 to #3166 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    This image has expired
    i need a video recorder...
    the things i could post though...
    mwa ha ha ha ha ha...
    mwa ha ha ha ha ha...
    mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!
    User avatar#3161 to #3160 - novabird
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    (12/08/2012)[-]
    also that post link i sent you has got more comments.
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