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#3157 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
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before i forget, look at what i found...
(click them to activate their ability)
#3197 to #3157 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
I'd expect nothing less from my most morbid of friends.
#3198 to #3197 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
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true and i'm definitely morbid...
with a side of chaos!
(crap that fart reeks...)
#3199 to #3198 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
woah that rat looks like it may be in pain, just wanted to say this I got an ipod today after listening to a generic mp3 most of my life, it's like angels singing in my ears, I didn't know what I was missing out on.
woah that rat looks like it may be in pain, just wanted to say this I got an ipod today after listening to a generic mp3 most of my life, it's like angels singing in my ears, I didn't know what I was missing out on.
#3200 to #3199 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
get a pocket pc or droid cellphone, they have even better sound quality, that and upgrade your sound card to a creative sound blaster pro, you'll never go back.
#3201 to #3200 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
I've always loved music but I don't know what I'm gonna do without this now.
#3207 to #3206 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Alright that guy loses his man badge after that.
#3208 to #3207 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
yup, i do the same thing but i use slenderman style, i wait for people to open doors and go around corners or just as their about to do something then BAM, i scare the **** out of them.
#3209 to #3208 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm glad you didn't do it to me man, I'm an automatic fist up man when it comes to that and have accidentally hurt people when they tried that on me.
#3210 to #3209 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
good thing i'm very fast then, i never drop my guard and will pull back instantly when someone trys to swing, although i do prefer to make the hair on your neck stand up on its own without you seeing me.
#3211 to #3210 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
That's good, I'm always really guilty because I really don't like hitting people but I can't help it when the startle retaliation occurs.
#3212 to #3211 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
plus you would have to hit me really hard in order for me to feel it, that or in a funny bone.
#3213 to #3212 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Seems like that would just tickle.
#3214 to #3213 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
this one time i was taking out garbage at work and a bag of old rice started to fall and i went into full overdrive to catch it, in the process of moving really fast(will make time stop) i slammed my funny bone about 1/2 of an inch into the solid steel support bar, it shut down my whole body and i passed out for about half an hour, when i woke up i had to get my cellphone and call my parents for help because i couldn't move, took me about 2 hours before i could walk straight because it messed up my nervous system by hitting all of my nerve clusters at once and i still have trouble with my arm after that happened.
#3215 to #3214 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
That's what I call a chip in the armor mate.
#3216 to #3215 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
yup, that's the one time pain meant something, usually i brush it off like it never happened, still not as bad as my friend almost taking his head off with my pistol, good thing i caught his mistake before he got any further, i see him trying to unjam the gun while it's pointed towards his head and i yell out stop then i tell him to slowly turn it away from his face and just as it clears his ear it goes off and you can see a white concussion blast because they were custom hot rounds and he's covering his face and asks me if it got him, i look and the whole side of his face was red and he couldn't keep his balance or hear anything out of the ear for about a month, man did he get lucky, ironically he had police training as well and he still made that mistake, glad i always have my tools in my belt when it happens to me.
#3217 to #3216 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Who in the world would point a gun at their own head while unjamming!?!
#3218 to #3217 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
he wasn't thinking, even after i told him that if it jammed to set it down, i was still getting the bugs out and tuning it.
#3236 to #3218 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Alright man, see ya later, I'll atch some zs too.
#3234 to #3218 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
maybe you should get some sleep man, I couldn't run on that small amount of sleep.
#3235 to #3234 - novabird ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
i can but i'll be extra crazy if i don't sleep soon, guess i better see ya later.
#3232 to #3218 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Yep 1:00AM here, no work tomorrow.

and that looks pretty freaking epic.
#3233 to #3232 - novabird ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
it's 12:30am here and i have to go to work at 8:30am...
#3229 to #3218 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Might need a bit of steel plating sandwiched in between.
#3231 to #3229 - novabird ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
hmmm, you're never awake this late, must be your day off.
#3230 to #3229 - novabird ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
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nope, it will be harder than steel and make the wearer look like a raven.
this design looks doable but i want it to be more flexible.
#3227 to #3218 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
I need to get some.
#3228 to #3227 - novabird ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
i have everything but the vest, i was thinking of building my vest out of carbon fiber and dyneema fabric.
#3225 to #3218 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
brutal
#3226 to #3225 - novabird ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
if there's a threat, i don't play around, i also have bullet proof armor if needed.
#3223 to #3218 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Pit of doom?
#3224 to #3223 - novabird ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
remember in resident evil where the people gut cut by lasers...
kinda like that but i'll be using my damascus battle ready katana and pistol, if i know they are trespassers from in my bedroom i will shoot them right thru the floor right up the ass with my 7mm rifle like those creatures in the movie tremors attacked because i can tell where everyone is when they walk above me and if they are family or not by how they sound.
#3221 to #3218 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
I know but hearing what your friend did just makes me want to keep it away from others at all costs.
#3222 to #3221 - novabird ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
i already do that, you don't wanna know what i would do to trespassers, especially if they try to rob me and especially of my weapons.
#3219 to #3218 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
This makes me want to put my desert eagle in an even safer location.
This makes me want to put my desert eagle in an even safer location.
#3220 to #3219 - novabird ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
as long as you keep it in a safe and the ammo in a locking ammo box as well you'll be fine.
#3205 to #3204 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
#3203 to #3201 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
found you another good song to download...
www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4278696/Lindsey+Stirling+Tribute/
#3202 to #3201 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
wait till you upgrade it to something even better, the creative sound card is the best one you can buy.
#3158 to #3157 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
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#3159 to #3158 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Those are great, I can sort of see how they did it too, I don't know if I could copy it though,
#3160 to #3159 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
if i knew what they were called i could do research to find out.
#3162 to #3160 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
See those lines in it, they seem to make a mesh of lines for the enlargement, so when you enlarge the thumbnail it should go pixely but instead it spreads out those pixels to show the picture behind it, which is why the first one doesn't work it stays thumbnail size.
#3163 to #3162 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
something like that, i think it has to do with pixel spacing and getting the colors and measurements just right.
#3164 to #3163 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Which I'm no good at, I was meant to be a teacher.
#3165 to #3164 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
people learn from me without me teaching them, then again people watch me because they know they will benefit from it, my friends down the street have learned quite a bit from me and have gained skills they didn't know were possible or easily obtainable but unknown simply by watching me after asking the right questions.
#3166 to #3165 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
You should make youtube videos.
#3168 to #3166 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
also, look up onry nova on youtube(there's 6 videos), i used to have a video maker but now i don't.
#3169 to #3168 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
I saw your nova vids, I meant for your apparently darker thoughts, I could send you a torrent for one if you'd like, wait nevermind those are screen recorders.
#3170 to #3169 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
what's a screen recorder?
#3171 to #3170 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
A recorder that records what your screen is doing, made for computer gamers who wnt to show off or do game reviews.
#3172 to #3171 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
could be useful to show people a few advanced pc tricks involving rare hardware.
#3173 to #3172 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Just look up screen recorder gold, they can be fps hogs though.
#3174 to #3173 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
interesting...
i'll save that for when i'm really bored, the less of my bedroom they see the better, i don't wanna give people nightmares... OR DO I?! nah, they would probably report my room as a bio-hazard.
#3175 to #3174 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
My boredom consists of breaking glass.....I don't have any non plastic dishes......
#3176 to #3175 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
if i get too bored i start to build the scary/dangerous stuff in the back of my mind and my mind will keep giving me instructions to build more dangerous items as i finish them.
on the plus side it does take a long time to build some of the stuff i come up with.
#3177 to #3176 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
.............napalm flamethrower.................................................[small]please?[smal l]
#3196 to #3177 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
oh really?
i recommend starting from the beginning then.
some of it is messed up though.
#3194 to #3177 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
a morbid video...
#3195 to #3194 - darkjustifier ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
I've never seen it before.
#3192 to #3177 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
little miss rarity part 6 is out...
you know, that creepy video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqxMOEPB7oc
#3193 to #3192 - darkjustifier ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
Alright alright, what the heck was that?
#3190 to #3177 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
with all the chaos in this planet right now, taking control would be very easy if everyone turned on each other because you could do whatever you want as long as their distracted.
#3191 to #3190 - darkjustifier ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
Just need a bit of a push, chao starts start your plan, take control......profit.
#3188 to #3177 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
very dangerous, weather tends to get out of control rather easily.
#3189 to #3188 - darkjustifier ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
I can see the plan forming, to rule the world!!!!
#3186 to #3177 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
the machine uses concentrated energy to form wind and clouds and to create full size tornadoes.
#3187 to #3186 - darkjustifier ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
Sounds dangerous.
#3184 to #3177 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
gives me another idea for a weather machine...
#3185 to #3184 - darkjustifier ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
muhaha?
#3182 to #3177 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
so i did...
look at this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvK8D0VNumQ
#3183 to #3182 - darkjustifier ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
sexy
#3180 to #3177 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
i said plasma lance, i did forget the 5w burning laser though and the hand held fireballs.
#3181 to #3180 - darkjustifier ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
You said it twice, man I am blind sometimes.
#3178 to #3177 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
just what i needed... more ideas...
on my list:
mini gatling gun
plasma lance
hydrogen mines
h3 reactor
free energy generator
plasma wave cannon
emp pulse generator
flame thrower
missiles(all types)
another deadly boomerang
more knives and swords
plasma lance
bullet proof armor and shields
night vision devices
microwave cannon
ion cannon
big stealth uav
jet hydroplaning kayak
kinetic energy collecting/converting wheel
and a few others that are much bigger...
#3179 to #3178 - darkjustifier ONLINE
(12/08/2012) [-]
Don't forget the Plasma lance.
#3167 to #3166 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
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i need a video recorder...
the things i could post though...
mwa ha ha ha ha ha...
mwa ha ha ha ha ha...
mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!
#3161 to #3160 - novabird ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
also that post link i sent you has got more comments.