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(12/08/2012)
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before i forget, look at what i found...
(click them to activate their ability)
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I'd expect nothing less from my most morbid of friends.
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novabird
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true and i'm definitely morbid...
with a side of chaos!
(crap that fart reeks...)
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woah that rat looks like it may be in pain, just wanted to say this I got an ipod today after listening to a generic mp3 most of my life, it's like angels singing in my ears, I didn't know what I was missing out on.
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(12/08/2012)
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get a pocket pc or droid cellphone, they have even better sound quality, that and upgrade your sound card to a creative sound blaster pro, you'll never go back.
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I've always loved music but I don't know what I'm gonna do without this now.
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novabird
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(12/08/2012)
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LOL
www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4285678/My+Sides/
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(12/08/2012)
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Alright that guy loses his man badge after that.
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(12/08/2012)
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yup, i do the same thing but i use slenderman style, i wait for people to open doors and go around corners or just as their about to do something then BAM, i scare the **** out of them.
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I'm glad you didn't do it to me man, I'm an automatic fist up man when it comes to that and have accidentally hurt people when they tried that on me.
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good thing i'm very fast then, i never drop my guard and will pull back instantly when someone trys to swing, although i do prefer to make the hair on your neck stand up on its own without you seeing me.
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That's good, I'm always really guilty because I really don't like hitting people but I can't help it when the startle retaliation occurs.
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novabird
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(12/08/2012)
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plus you would have to hit me really hard in order for me to feel it, that or in a funny bone.
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Seems like that would just tickle.
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novabird
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this one time i was taking out garbage at work and a bag of old rice started to fall and i went into full overdrive to catch it, in the process of moving really fast(will make time stop) i slammed my funny bone about 1/2 of an inch into the solid steel support bar, it shut down my whole body and i passed out for about half an hour, when i woke up i had to get my cellphone and call my parents for help because i couldn't move, took me about 2 hours before i could walk straight because it messed up my nervous system by hitting all of my nerve clusters at once and i still have trouble with my arm after that happened.
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(12/08/2012)
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That's what I call a chip in the armor mate.
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novabird
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(12/08/2012)
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yup, that's the one time pain meant something, usually i brush it off like it never happened, still not as bad as my friend almost taking his head off with my pistol, good thing i caught his mistake before he got any further, i see him trying to unjam the gun while it's pointed towards his head and i yell out stop then i tell him to slowly turn it away from his face and just as it clears his ear it goes off and you can see a white concussion blast because they were custom hot rounds and he's covering his face and asks me if it got him, i look and the whole side of his face was red and he couldn't keep his balance or hear anything out of the ear for about a month, man did he get lucky, ironically he had police training as well and he still made that mistake, glad i always have my tools in my belt when it happens to me.
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Who in the world would point a gun at their own head while unjamming!?!
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novabird
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(12/08/2012)
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he wasn't thinking, even after i told him that if it jammed to set it down, i was still getting the bugs out and tuning it.
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Alright man, see ya later, I'll atch some zs too.
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maybe you should get some sleep man, I couldn't run on that small amount of sleep.
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novabird
(12/08/2012)
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i can but i'll be extra crazy if i don't sleep soon, guess i better see ya later.
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(12/08/2012)
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Yep 1:00AM here, no work tomorrow.
and that looks pretty freaking epic.
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novabird
(12/08/2012)
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it's 12:30am here and i have to go to work at 8:30am...
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Might need a bit of steel plating sandwiched in between.
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novabird
(12/08/2012)
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hmmm, you're never awake this late, must be your day off.
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novabird
(12/08/2012)
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nope, it will be harder than steel and make the wearer look like a raven.
this design looks doable but i want it to be more flexible.
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I need to get some.
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novabird
(12/08/2012)
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i have everything but the vest, i was thinking of building my vest out of carbon fiber and dyneema fabric.
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(12/08/2012)
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brutal
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novabird
(12/08/2012)
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if there's a threat, i don't play around, i also have bullet proof armor if needed.
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(12/08/2012)
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Pit of doom?
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novabird
(12/08/2012)
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remember in resident evil where the people gut cut by lasers...
kinda like that but i'll be using my damascus battle ready katana and pistol, if i know they are trespassers from in my bedroom i will shoot them right thru the floor right up the ass with my 7mm rifle like those creatures in the movie tremors attacked because i can tell where everyone is when they walk above me and if they are family or not by how they sound.
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(12/08/2012)
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I know but hearing what your friend did just makes me want to keep it away from others at all costs.
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novabird
(12/08/2012)
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i already do that, you don't wanna know what i would do to trespassers, especially if they try to rob me and especially of my weapons.
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This makes me want to put my desert eagle in an even safer location.
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novabird
(12/08/2012)
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as long as you keep it in a safe and the ammo in a locking ammo box as well you'll be fine.
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novabird
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(12/08/2012)
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and something else...
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/lune+goes+to+the+hardware+store/tuujGgh/
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found you another good song to download...
www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4278696/Lindsey+Stirling+Tribute/
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novabird
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(12/08/2012)
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wait till you upgrade it to something even better, the creative sound card is the best one you can buy.
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Those are great, I can sort of see how they did it too, I don't know if I could copy it though,
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novabird
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(12/08/2012)
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if i knew what they were called i could do research to find out.
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See those lines in it, they seem to make a mesh of lines for the enlargement, so when you enlarge the thumbnail it should go pixely but instead it spreads out those pixels to show the picture behind it, which is why the first one doesn't work it stays thumbnail size.
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(12/08/2012)
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something like that, i think it has to do with pixel spacing and getting the colors and measurements just right.
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(12/08/2012)
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Which I'm no good at, I was meant to be a teacher.
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novabird
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(12/08/2012)
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people learn from me without me teaching them, then again people watch me because they know they will benefit from it, my friends down the street have learned quite a bit from me and have gained skills they didn't know were possible or easily obtainable but unknown simply by watching me after asking the right questions.
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(12/08/2012)
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You should make youtube videos.
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novabird
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(12/08/2012)
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also, look up onry nova on youtube(there's 6 videos), i used to have a video maker but now i don't.
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I saw your nova vids, I meant for your apparently darker thoughts, I could send you a torrent for one if you'd like, wait nevermind those are screen recorders.
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novabird
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what's a screen recorder?
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A recorder that records what your screen is doing, made for computer gamers who wnt to show off or do game reviews.
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novabird
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(12/08/2012)
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could be useful to show people a few advanced pc tricks involving rare hardware.
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Just look up screen recorder gold, they can be fps hogs though.
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(12/08/2012)
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interesting...
i'll save that for when i'm really bored, the less of my bedroom they see the better, i don't wanna give people nightmares... OR DO I?! nah, they would probably report my room as a bio-hazard.
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My boredom consists of breaking glass.....I don't have any non plastic dishes......
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if i get too bored i start to build the scary/dangerous stuff in the back of my mind and my mind will keep giving me instructions to build more dangerous items as i finish them.
on the plus side it does take a long time to build some of the stuff i come up with.
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.............napalm flamethrower.................................................[small]please?[smal l]
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oh really?
i recommend starting from the beginning then.
some of it is messed up though.
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novabird
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(12/08/2012)
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a morbid video...
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I've never seen it before.
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novabird
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(12/08/2012)
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little miss rarity part 6 is out...
you know, that creepy video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqxMOEPB7oc
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Alright alright, what the heck was that?
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with all the chaos in this planet right now, taking control would be very easy if everyone turned on each other because you could do whatever you want as long as their distracted.
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Just need a bit of a push, chao starts start your plan, take control......profit.
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very dangerous, weather tends to get out of control rather easily.
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I can see the plan forming, to rule the world!!!!
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the machine uses concentrated energy to form wind and clouds and to create full size tornadoes.
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Sounds dangerous.
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gives me another idea for a weather machine...
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muhaha?
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so i did...
look at this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvK8D0VNumQ
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sexy
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i said plasma lance, i did forget the 5w burning laser though and the hand held fireballs.
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You said it twice, man I am blind sometimes.
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just what i needed... more ideas...
on my list:
mini gatling gun
plasma lance
hydrogen mines
h3 reactor
free energy generator
plasma wave cannon
emp pulse generator
flame thrower
missiles(all types)
another deadly boomerang
more knives and swords
plasma lance
bullet proof armor and shields
night vision devices
microwave cannon
ion cannon
big stealth uav
jet hydroplaning kayak
kinetic energy collecting/converting wheel
and a few others that are much bigger...
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Don't forget the Plasma lance.
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i need a video recorder...
the things i could post though...
mwa ha ha ha ha ha...
mwa ha ha ha ha ha...
mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!
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also that post link i sent you has got more comments.
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