true and i'm definitely morbid... with a side of chaos! - #76261938 added by novabird at darkjustifier's profile

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#3157 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

before i forget, look at what i found...
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#3197 to #3157 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

I'd expect nothing less from my most morbid of friends.

#3198 to #3197 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

true and i'm definitely morbid...
with a side of chaos!
(crap that fart reeks...)

#3199 to #3198 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

woah that rat looks like it may be in pain, just wanted to say this I got an ipod today after listening to a generic mp3 most of my life, it's like angels singing in my ears, I didn't know what I was missing out on.

#3200 to #3199 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

get a pocket pc or droid cellphone, they have even better sound quality, that and upgrade your sound card to a creative sound blaster pro, you'll never go back.

#3201 to #3200 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

I've always loved music but I don't know what I'm gonna do without this now.

#3206 to #3201 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

LOL
www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4285678/My+Sides/

#3207 to #3206 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

Alright that guy loses his man badge after that.

#3208 to #3207 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

yup, i do the same thing but i use slenderman style, i wait for people to open doors and go around corners or just as their about to do something then BAM, i scare the **** out of them.

#3209 to #3208 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

I'm glad you didn't do it to me man, I'm an automatic fist up man when it comes to that and have accidentally hurt people when they tried that on me.

#3210 to #3209 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

good thing i'm very fast then, i never drop my guard and will pull back instantly when someone trys to swing, although i do prefer to make the hair on your neck stand up on its own without you seeing me.

#3211 to #3210 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

That's good, I'm always really guilty because I really don't like hitting people but I can't help it when the startle retaliation occurs.

#3212 to #3211 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

plus you would have to hit me really hard in order for me to feel it, that or in a funny bone.

#3213 to #3212 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

Seems like that would just tickle.

#3214 to #3213 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

this one time i was taking out garbage at work and a bag of old rice started to fall and i went into full overdrive to catch it, in the process of moving really fast(will make time stop) i slammed my funny bone about 1/2 of an inch into the solid steel support bar, it shut down my whole body and i passed out for about half an hour, when i woke up i had to get my cellphone and call my parents for help because i couldn't move, took me about 2 hours before i could walk straight because it messed up my nervous system by hitting all of my nerve clusters at once and i still have trouble with my arm after that happened.

#3215 to #3214 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

That's what I call a chip in the armor mate.

#3216 to #3215 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

yup, that's the one time pain meant something, usually i brush it off like it never happened, still not as bad as my friend almost taking his head off with my pistol, good thing i caught his mistake before he got any further, i see him trying to unjam the gun while it's pointed towards his head and i yell out stop then i tell him to slowly turn it away from his face and just as it clears his ear it goes off and you can see a white concussion blast because they were custom hot rounds and he's covering his face and asks me if it got him, i look and the whole side of his face was red and he couldn't keep his balance or hear anything out of the ear for about a month, man did he get lucky, ironically he had police training as well and he still made that mistake, glad i always have my tools in my belt when it happens to me.

#3217 to #3216 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

Who in the world would point a gun at their own head while unjamming!?!

#3218 to #3217 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

he wasn't thinking, even after i told him that if it jammed to set it down, i was still getting the bugs out and tuning it.

#3236 to #3218 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

Alright man, see ya later, I'll atch some zs too.

#3234 to #3218 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

maybe you should get some sleep man, I couldn't run on that small amount of sleep.

#3235 to #3234 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

i can but i'll be extra crazy if i don't sleep soon, guess i better see ya later.

#3232 to #3218 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

Yep 1:00AM here, no work tomorrow.

and that looks pretty freaking epic.

#3233 to #3232 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

it's 12:30am here and i have to go to work at 8:30am...

#3229 to #3218 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

Might need a bit of steel plating sandwiched in between.

#3231 to #3229 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

hmmm, you're never awake this late, must be your day off.

#3230 to #3229 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

nope, it will be harder than steel and make the wearer look like a raven.
this design looks doable but i want it to be more flexible.

#3227 to #3218 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

I need to get some.

#3228 to #3227 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

i have everything but the vest, i was thinking of building my vest out of carbon fiber and dyneema fabric.

#3225 to #3218 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

brutal

#3226 to #3225 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

if there's a threat, i don't play around, i also have bullet proof armor if needed.

#3223 to #3218 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

Pit of doom?

#3224 to #3223 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

remember in resident evil where the people gut cut by lasers...
kinda like that but i'll be using my damascus battle ready katana and pistol, if i know they are trespassers from in my bedroom i will shoot them right thru the floor right up the ass with my 7mm rifle like those creatures in the movie tremors attacked because i can tell where everyone is when they walk above me and if they are family or not by how they sound.

#3221 to #3218 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

I know but hearing what your friend did just makes me want to keep it away from others at all costs.

#3222 to #3221 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

i already do that, you don't wanna know what i would do to trespassers, especially if they try to rob me and especially of my weapons.

#3219 to #3218 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

This makes me want to put my desert eagle in an even safer location.

#3220 to #3219 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

as long as you keep it in a safe and the ammo in a locking ammo box as well you'll be fine.

#3204 to #3201 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

and something else...
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/lune+goes+to+the+hardware+store/tuujGgh/

#3205 to #3204 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

#3203 to #3201 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

found you another good song to download...
www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4278696/Lindsey+Stirling+Tribute/

#3202 to #3201 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

wait till you upgrade it to something even better, the creative sound card is the best one you can buy.

#3158 to #3157 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

#3159 to #3158 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

Those are great, I can sort of see how they did it too, I don't know if I could copy it though,

#3160 to #3159 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

if i knew what they were called i could do research to find out.

#3162 to #3160 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

See those lines in it, they seem to make a mesh of lines for the enlargement, so when you enlarge the thumbnail it should go pixely but instead it spreads out those pixels to show the picture behind it, which is why the first one doesn't work it stays thumbnail size.

#3163 to #3162 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

something like that, i think it has to do with pixel spacing and getting the colors and measurements just right.

#3164 to #3163 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

Which I'm no good at, I was meant to be a teacher.

#3165 to #3164 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

people learn from me without me teaching them, then again people watch me because they know they will benefit from it, my friends down the street have learned quite a bit from me and have gained skills they didn't know were possible or easily obtainable but unknown simply by watching me after asking the right questions.

#3166 to #3165 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

You should make youtube videos.

#3168 to #3166 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

also, look up onry nova on youtube(there's 6 videos), i used to have a video maker but now i don't.

#3169 to #3168 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

I saw your nova vids, I meant for your apparently darker thoughts, I could send you a torrent for one if you'd like, wait nevermind those are screen recorders.

#3170 to #3169 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

what's a screen recorder?

#3171 to #3170 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

A recorder that records what your screen is doing, made for computer gamers who wnt to show off or do game reviews.

#3172 to #3171 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

could be useful to show people a few advanced pc tricks involving rare hardware.

#3173 to #3172 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

Just look up screen recorder gold, they can be fps hogs though.

#3174 to #3173 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

interesting...
i'll save that for when i'm really bored, the less of my bedroom they see the better, i don't wanna give people nightmares... OR DO I?! nah, they would probably report my room as a bio-hazard.

#3175 to #3174 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

My boredom consists of breaking glass.....I don't have any non plastic dishes......

#3176 to #3175 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

if i get too bored i start to build the scary/dangerous stuff in the back of my mind and my mind will keep giving me instructions to build more dangerous items as i finish them.
on the plus side it does take a long time to build some of the stuff i come up with.

#3177 to #3176 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

.............napalm flamethrower.................................................[small]please?[smal l]

#3196 to #3177 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

oh really?
i recommend starting from the beginning then.
some of it is messed up though.

#3194 to #3177 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

a morbid video...

#3195 to #3194 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

I've never seen it before.

#3192 to #3177 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

little miss rarity part 6 is out...
you know, that creepy video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqxMOEPB7oc

#3193 to #3192 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

Alright alright, what the heck was that?

#3190 to #3177 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

with all the chaos in this planet right now, taking control would be very easy if everyone turned on each other because you could do whatever you want as long as their distracted.

#3191 to #3190 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

Just need a bit of a push, chao starts start your plan, take control......profit.

#3188 to #3177 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

very dangerous, weather tends to get out of control rather easily.

#3189 to #3188 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

I can see the plan forming, to rule the world!!!!

#3186 to #3177 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

the machine uses concentrated energy to form wind and clouds and to create full size tornadoes.

#3187 to #3186 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

Sounds dangerous.

#3184 to #3177 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

gives me another idea for a weather machine...

#3185 to #3184 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

muhaha?

#3182 to #3177 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

so i did...
look at this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvK8D0VNumQ

#3183 to #3182 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

sexy

#3180 to #3177 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

i said plasma lance, i did forget the 5w burning laser though and the hand held fireballs.

#3181 to #3180 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

You said it twice, man I am blind sometimes.

#3178 to #3177 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

just what i needed... more ideas...
on my list:
mini gatling gun
plasma lance
hydrogen mines
h3 reactor
free energy generator
plasma wave cannon
emp pulse generator
flame thrower
missiles(all types)
another deadly boomerang
more knives and swords
plasma lance
bullet proof armor and shields
night vision devices
microwave cannon
ion cannon
big stealth uav
jet hydroplaning kayak
kinetic energy collecting/converting wheel
and a few others that are much bigger...

#3179 to #3178 - darkjustifier

(12/08/2012) [-]

Don't forget the Plasma lance.

#3167 to #3166 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

i need a video recorder...
the things i could post though...
mwa ha ha ha ha ha...
mwa ha ha ha ha ha...
mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!

#3161 to #3160 - novabird

(12/08/2012) [-]

also that post link i sent you has got more comments.

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