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User avatar #1536 - novabird ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
say: looks like someone took a "deal though" to the ass(say it fast).
User avatar #1537 to #1536 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
I'm saying it but I don't know what it's supposed to sound like.
User avatar #1539 to #1537 - novabird ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
dildow, also i should show you how i draw feathers when i get a chance, it's epic.
User avatar #1541 to #1539 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
I thought you forgot the R in though and was pronouncing it.
User avatar #1543 to #1541 - novabird ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
that explains it, i really need to remember where i left the poster i made so i can take pics to show you, it's a parrot in a jungle with all the feathers drawn in and they all have detail.
User avatar #1547 to #1543 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Did you check in the left hand drawer under your notebook?
#1550 to #1547 - novabird ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
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i don't have a notebook, my drawers are full of parts, i made the poster in the year 2000, then again i could show you my mask also year 2000(it's not the same style though).
User avatar #1551 to #1550 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
I like it, it's homey.
User avatar #1552 to #1551 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
the reason i was going to show you the poster is because the method i use could be used on anything with feathers and for anything with leaves or petals, i literally draw hundreds of lines in rapid secession to get the result i obtain.
User avatar #1553 to #1552 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
it gives things you draw a type of texture.
User avatar #1554 to #1553 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Sounds nice, I wish I could draw but I'm horrible at it.
#1557 to #1554 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
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with this method you could probably draw anything, here's a sample drawing a palm tree.
#1558 to #1557 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
That is really good, the best thing I've ever been able to draw is this.
User avatar #1559 to #1558 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
i can only draw birds, plants, trees and blueprints, my hands will literally block me from drawing anything else(i've tried many times and it always comes out wrong), and now i'm having a staring contest with nova, she's got her eye right next to mine staring right into it, now she just grabbed my nose...
crazy bird.
User avatar #1560 to #1559 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
She wanted to win.
User avatar #1561 to #1560 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
she will also do that if she's sleeping and i bump into her(sleeps next to me), if only i could record the sounds she makes when i tease her in the dark, it sounds kind of like growling but different and funny.
User avatar #1562 to #1561 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Sounds adorable.
User avatar #1563 to #1562 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
that and spoiled rotten, ever look up onry nova on youtube? there's 6 videos i made of me getting her riled up.
User avatar #1564 to #1563 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
I wish I could make youtube videos, but my computer can't handle the ram needed to do it.
User avatar #1573 to #1564 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
AMD C-50 processor 1 GHZ

2.00 GB RAM (1.60 usable)

64 bit
User avatar #1585 to #1573 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
will do.
User avatar #1583 to #1573 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
ok then try this, hold ctrl+shift+esc and task manager opens, click performance, then resource monitor, look thru it for anything that's drawing your threads that you don't want running, also some anti virus softwares will really slow your computer down, especially windows/microsoft defender, i use lavasoft ad aware free and have never had any problems because it was made to use less resources and they do a good job of keeping their stuff updated, there's no time limit on the updates, they simply don't give all the features untill you pay(it's actually worth it but i'm cheap when it comes to software).
User avatar #1581 to #1573 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
once you know how big it is, go to system properties, then advanced, before you go any further i need to know the hdd size and type to tell if you will remain stable or not, click on performance settings, click the advanced tab, first set the bubble to programs then click change under virtual memory, select your drive, uncheck the "auto manage option" at the top, click the custome size button, then put in the max amount of ram that your laptop can handle, once done click set, then reboot and talk to me.
User avatar #1579 to #1573 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
how many gb or mb of space does it hold?
User avatar #1577 to #1573 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
hdd size(kb, mb, gb, tb) and type (sata, ata, pata)
User avatar #1575 to #1573 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
and what hdd
User avatar #1574 to #1573 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
what os?
User avatar #1572 to #1564 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
if i knew your system stats i could probably show you how to make it faster.
User avatar #1584 to #1572 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
That's a good idea, Thanks man.
User avatar #1582 to #1572 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
I've actually done this before, it did speed up my computer, it's why I can play minecraft now.
User avatar #1580 to #1572 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Sorry, I thought I put that down, it can hold 280 GB of memory, not mb ignore that
User avatar #1578 to #1572 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
size mb, type sata
User avatar #1576 to #1572 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
OS-windows 7
Hdd?
User avatar #1570 to #1564 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
i have 2 laptops, both are slow but ones a military panasonic toughbook with gps software installed and a touchscreen and light up keyboard, it has a 128&256 mb ram stick and a pentium iii processor running 700 mhz hyperthreading with an intel video card and wifi that needs replaced.
#1571 to #1570 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
and here I am proud I can just say something to make it happen on mine.
User avatar #1567 to #1564 - novabird ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
i have a super computer.
asus motherboard, amd phenom ii x6 2.8ghz processor, 16gb of ddr3 ecc ram, 2-1tb sata 3.0 hdd running raid-0 with windows 7 ultimate with virtual machine, twin monitors, double computer controlled watercooled system, sony multi burn/read drive, 52 multicard reader, 5 maglev cooling fans and 4 radiators using top of the line parts in the most intricate way thinkable with 1/2" tubing, i can emulate up to ps2 and down to atari(one of the biggest game collections as well), and it's still a work in progress, it's screaming fast.
#1569 to #1567 - darkjustifier ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
I love my laptop, but made it seem so slow.
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