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darkestyew

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Date Signed Up:12/22/2011
Last Login:8/29/2015
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#19 - I'd say that being run over is appropriate justice enough  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2015 on Dying in Splatoon be like +4
#34 - marcx (07/13/2015) [-]
also that is a girl not a guy. look closer. no guy would be running with that much paint we're not that stupid.
User avatar #21 - lordnerevar (07/13/2015) [-]
For being a dumbass, sure. For the paint? Financial compensation at least.
#15 - oh boy, how dare that man you just ran over spill some paint o…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/13/2015 on Dying in Splatoon be like -26
#18 - lordnerevar (07/13/2015) [-]
was the pedestrian's fault. Didn't use a crosswalk, didn't look both ways for oncoming traffic, was a dumbass
#71 - anon (07/13/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** wow, you are some kind of captain obvious. Thanks for letting us know that the pedestrian is at fault
#91 - lordnerevar (07/13/2015) [-]
Kindly use the purple bars to navigate to the point that shows I was replying to someone who didn't get that. Lern2reed
#35 - epicawe (07/13/2015) [-]
You should always drive very slowly past a bus though. I almost pepsied doing the same mistake this guy did.
User avatar #42 - shunkahawolf (07/13/2015) [-]
no, what you dont do is run out in the middle of the street behind a bus thats blocking the view of the 2 ton hunk of metal traveling at 20 miles an hour
#46 - epicawe (07/13/2015) [-]
but there are some people, as we've seen, who dont possess common sense and do run onto the road like an idiot, which is more than enough reason to expect those in certain situations, like this one.
User avatar #61 - shunkahawolf (07/13/2015) [-]
no, then they deserve to get hit because they cant learn when told not to run into the fucking road
#20 - lujan (07/13/2015) [-]
Holy shit. I haven't seen Philip DeFranco in like 5 years. Does he still do youtube?
User avatar #22 - lordnerevar (07/13/2015) [-]
yeh ma, he's still awesomesauce, but i miss the monkey
#27 - iqequalzero (07/13/2015) [-]
Monkey? If you mean the one with glasses, I think its still in the intro.
User avatar #29 - lordnerevar (07/13/2015) [-]
so it is... i must be losing it
#45 - lordnerevar (07/13/2015) [-]
Not that your measly singular red opinion matters in the long run, but... Yeah, what dafuq Suladan
User avatar #19 - darkestyew (07/13/2015) [-]
I'd say that being run over is appropriate justice enough
#34 - marcx (07/13/2015) [-]
also that is a girl not a guy. look closer. no guy would be running with that much paint we're not that stupid.
User avatar #21 - lordnerevar (07/13/2015) [-]
For being a dumbass, sure. For the paint? Financial compensation at least.
#648 - upload your reaction folder i need it for science (or at l… 07/01/2015 on fedoralover's profile 0
#96 - it looks pretty damn good, it's a level editor for Super Mario… 06/27/2015 on Nope~ 0
#94 - Super mario maker, not out yet  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Nope~ 0
User avatar #95 - bruinslover (06/27/2015) [-]
shit, i really need to get to an E3.
User avatar #96 - darkestyew (06/27/2015) [-]
it looks pretty damn good, it's a level editor for Super Mario Bros., Mario Bros. 3, SMW, and new super mario bros wiiU

and new enemies and items are in old versions and each thing controls like you'd expect
like the spin jump is in SMW but not in SMB3
and bowser's in SMW without the clown cart and shit
boos in SMB1, and so on
#91 - it's from the nintendo world championships so no  [+] (4 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Nope~ 0
User avatar #93 - bruinslover (06/27/2015) [-]
ok so then this actually is from SMW?
User avatar #94 - darkestyew (06/27/2015) [-]
Super mario maker, not out yet
User avatar #95 - bruinslover (06/27/2015) [-]
shit, i really need to get to an E3.
User avatar #96 - darkestyew (06/27/2015) [-]
it looks pretty damn good, it's a level editor for Super Mario Bros., Mario Bros. 3, SMW, and new super mario bros wiiU

and new enemies and items are in old versions and each thing controls like you'd expect
like the spin jump is in SMW but not in SMB3
and bowser's in SMW without the clown cart and shit
boos in SMB1, and so on
#52 - I think it was "A politician" i don't remember v…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on Timmy Turner +2
#63 - flamingbungholio (06/17/2015) [-]
According to Wanda's face he said woman, but I never saw the episode. Just using context clues.
#773079 - Normally jokes like that annoy me but you're fine because of t… 06/16/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#773049 - Hey, how's it going. I'm a guy. Exams are painful send five medics  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#773068 - thisiskevinhanian (06/16/2015) [-]
read your name as darkestjew for a second
User avatar #773079 - darkestyew (06/16/2015) [-]
Normally jokes like that annoy me but you're fine because of the picture
at least once a week i hear it :c
User avatar #773054 - exotic (06/16/2015) [-]
that'll be 250 minerals, 125 gas and 30 seconds at five barracks
#102 - hue hornets bad am funny yet 06/16/2015 on Dog consoles his owner -1

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