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Date Signed Up:11/19/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:USA
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    THE REAL nuka cola label THE REAL nuka cola label
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    AWESOME BACKROUND AWESOME BACKROUND
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    Fallout3 Thread Fallout3 Thread
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    2ND BEST 2ND BEST
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    MINECRAFT CAKE MINECRAFT CAKE
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    Day Dreaming Day Dreaming
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    FO RAS DOH FO RAS DOH
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    I DARE YOU TO CLICK THIS! I DARE YOU TO CLICK THIS!
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    lol lol
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    POKEMON POKEMON

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#2 - griefing is fun 02/23/2014 on Grief this minecraft server 0
#1 - hey fagot 02/22/2014 on shinnyt's profile 0
#10 - thanks... thumbs 4 u 11/17/2013 on Just epic.... +1
#8 - source?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Just epic.... +1
User avatar #11 - plokix (11/17/2013) [-]
Misfits
#9 - acksl (11/17/2013) [-]
As theblobble said: Misfits.

It's a hilarious british tv series.
User avatar #10 - darkcow (11/17/2013) [-]
thanks... thumbs 4 u
#8 - I got here from the front page... 09/22/2013 on Raptor thing confuses me 0
#1 - Jena Marbles' video about "Nice guys finish last&quo…  [+] (24 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Nice guys finish last -35
#145 - walkingdisaster (07/10/2013) [-]
While I think she could have presented it better, her overall message was spot on.
#75 - cyanskater (07/10/2013) [-]
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It is actually very accurate. But it should be, it's common sense, it's just a saying.
And as to why she has so many subscribers..well she's attractive and she's smart about reasoning in a comical manner that many people can relate with. Mostly teenage tumblr girls.

Pic because you're a nice guy.
User avatar #25 - hollyisthebest (07/10/2013) [-]
Uhh, my girlfriend basically told me she wants me to treat her like shit.
She literally told me "I want you to control our relationship"
When I asked her what control meant, she said "Whenever you get tired of talking with me, tell me to shut up..." and went on to describing an asshole.
So yeah, maybe sometimes, nice guys don't finish at all.
#62 - devout feminist (07/10/2013) [-]
Not sure about that... From what u're describing, it seems that she may just want to feel like she's with an actual human being with flaws, virtues, desires and limits; not just a soft, cushy pillow that's always trying to comfort her and follow her around.

Coincidentally, this also makes the difference between a dog that was castrated as a pup, and a complete adult dog.
User avatar #65 - hollyisthebest (07/10/2013) [-]
No, she basically told me to hit her whenever I'm mad at her, and to just control every single aspect of her life.
She basically wants me to treat her like a dog.
User avatar #74 - kentravyon (07/10/2013) [-]
--> to hit her whenever I'm mad at her
--> treat her like a dog.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your a decent person. But in the event that I'm mistaken and you do find it acceptable to hit a dog; then you sir, are a first class git.
User avatar #80 - hollyisthebest (07/10/2013) [-]
I'm actually extremely nice. I don't expect girls to pay while on dates, hold open the door to random people. I even help pay for stuff for the next person on line when they can't.
I just absolutely refused to do most of the stuff she asked me to do. I give to chairty. And I'm not even that wealthy to do all those things. (Which, she says she's fine with)
I refused to do any of those things she told me to do. Which she's alright with (well, she says she's alright with it.
User avatar #194 - kentravyon (07/11/2013) [-]
Glad to here it, it was just your wording in the dog analogy that sounded a little shady. Good work mate.
User avatar #28 - squeemonster (07/10/2013) [-]
That is one fucked up girl...
#19 - devout feminist (07/10/2013) [-]
idk why this is getting thumbed down. I love Jenna Marbles and she's absolutely right on this subject
User avatar #33 - Greengreda (07/10/2013) [-]
before anyone says "log in and say it"
I'll back you up on this, it's completely accurate.

long story short, if you're a nice guy, try liking nice girls instead
User avatar #67 - ptolomeus (07/10/2013) [-]
LOG OUT AND SAY IT LIKE AN ANON!
kidding, anons scare me.
#72 - devout feminist (07/10/2013) [-]
FIGHT ME IRL BRO
User avatar #5 - minsheme (07/10/2013) [-]
Why the fuck does she have 10 million subscribers exactly
User avatar #129 - nalapsi (07/10/2013) [-]
She doesn't...
User avatar #89 - ghettograndpa (07/10/2013) [-]
>breasts
User avatar #82 - wardylocks (07/10/2013) [-]
cause she's got a nice rack and she's funny sometimes
#53 - devout feminist (07/10/2013) [-]
Because when her youtube channel fails she's probably going to a different tube.
User avatar #51 - faytleingod (07/10/2013) [-]
Plot
User avatar #46 - futurestas (07/10/2013) [-]
She's funny
User avatar #35 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (07/10/2013) [-]
Because boobs.
User avatar #21 - oceanfrank (07/10/2013) [-]
she's hot, probably as close to funny as a girl can get on youtube.
User avatar #10 - YaMum (07/10/2013) [-]
Her boobs are quite nice.
#11 - devout feminist (07/10/2013) [-]
Meh. Considering the free access to all the porn on the internet, her boobs are average at best.
#7 - He kills 4 zombies with 4 bullets, and the last zombie kills h… 06/18/2013 on 6 Word Story... FEELS 0
#102 - Vsause'd  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Sleep +1
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#216 - still worth it 05/27/2013 on I don't want to set the... 0
#153 - >Implying black people have computers  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on The Best Sense of Humor +3
#163 - triggathepirate (05/27/2013) [-]

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#5 - devout feminist (09/18/2012) [-]
Good night sweet prince
User avatar #4 - newguyontheblock (08/27/2012) [-]
Hey i just noticed you commented on my profile like a month ago Ha. What'd I do to deserve that again?
User avatar #3 - dafiltafish (06/13/2011) [-]
not bad for a lv8, keep it up
User avatar #2 - brendantheferret (06/12/2011) [-]
You're a great person and i hope your day is wunderbar
User avatar #1 - Xedan (06/11/2011) [-]
You're such an hero. Comment virginity taken.
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