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darkcow

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/19/2010
Last Login:2/05/2016
Location:USA
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 2628 total,  3606 ,  978
Comment Thumbs: 2604 total,  3752 ,  1148
Content Level Progress: 19% (19/100)
Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:5
Content Views:144355
Times Content Favorited:254 times
Total Comments Made:1046
FJ Points:243
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    POKEMON POKEMON

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#35 - i dont rememmber 04/28/2015 on darkcow's profile 0
#2 - griefing is fun 02/23/2014 on Grief this minecraft server 0
#1 - hey fagot 02/22/2014 on shinnyt's profile 0
#10 - thanks... thumbs 4 u 11/17/2013 on Just epic.... +1
#8 - source?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Just epic.... +1
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#11 - plokix (11/17/2013) [-]
Misfits
#9 - acksl (11/17/2013) [-]
As theblobble said: Misfits.

It's a hilarious british tv series.
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#10 - darkcow (11/17/2013) [-]
thanks... thumbs 4 u
#8 - I got here from the front page... 09/22/2013 on Raptor thing confuses me 0
#1 - Jena Marbles' video about "Nice guys finish last&quo…  [+] (24 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Nice guys finish last -36
#145 - walkingdisaster (07/10/2013) [-]
While I think she could have presented it better, her overall message was spot on.
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#75 - cyanskater (07/10/2013) [-]
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It is actually very accurate. But it should be, it's common sense, it's just a saying.
And as to why she has so many subscribers..well she's attractive and she's smart about reasoning in a comical manner that many people can relate with. Mostly teenage tumblr girls.

Pic because you're a nice guy.
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#25 - hollyisthebest (07/10/2013) [-]
Uhh, my girlfriend basically told me she wants me to treat her like shit.
She literally told me "I want you to control our relationship"
When I asked her what control meant, she said "Whenever you get tired of talking with me, tell me to shut up..." and went on to describing an asshole.
So yeah, maybe sometimes, nice guys don't finish at all.
#62 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
Not sure about that... From what u're describing, it seems that she may just want to feel like she's with an actual human being with flaws, virtues, desires and limits; not just a soft, cushy pillow that's always trying to comfort her and follow her around.

Coincidentally, this also makes the difference between a dog that was castrated as a pup, and a complete adult dog.
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#65 - hollyisthebest (07/10/2013) [-]
No, she basically told me to hit her whenever I'm mad at her, and to just control every single aspect of her life.
She basically wants me to treat her like a dog.
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#74 - kentravyon (07/10/2013) [-]
--> to hit her whenever I'm mad at her
--> treat her like a dog.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume your a decent person. But in the event that I'm mistaken and you do find it acceptable to hit a dog; then you sir, are a first class git.
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#80 - hollyisthebest (07/10/2013) [-]
I'm actually extremely nice. I don't expect girls to pay while on dates, hold open the door to random people. I even help pay for stuff for the next person on line when they can't.
I just absolutely refused to do most of the stuff she asked me to do. I give to chairty. And I'm not even that wealthy to do all those things. (Which, she says she's fine with)
I refused to do any of those things she told me to do. Which she's alright with (well, she says she's alright with it.
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#194 - kentravyon (07/11/2013) [-]
Glad to here it, it was just your wording in the dog analogy that sounded a little shady. Good work mate.
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#28 - squeemonster (07/10/2013) [-]
That is one fucked up girl...
#19 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
idk why this is getting thumbed down. I love Jenna Marbles and she's absolutely right on this subject
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#33 - Greengreda (07/10/2013) [-]
before anyone says "log in and say it"
I'll back you up on this, it's completely accurate.

long story short, if you're a nice guy, try liking nice girls instead
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#67 - ptolomeus (07/10/2013) [-]
LOG OUT AND SAY IT LIKE AN ANON!
kidding, anons scare me.
#72 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
FIGHT ME IRL BRO
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#5 - minsheme (07/10/2013) [-]
Why the fuck does she have 10 million subscribers exactly
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#129 - nalapsi (07/10/2013) [-]
She doesn't...
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#89 - ghettograndpa (07/10/2013) [-]
>breasts
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#82 - wardylocks (07/10/2013) [-]
cause she's got a nice rack and she's funny sometimes
#53 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
Because when her youtube channel fails she's probably going to a different tube.
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#51 - faytleingod (07/10/2013) [-]
Plot
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#46 - futurestas (07/10/2013) [-]
She's funny
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#35 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (07/10/2013) [-]
Because boobs.
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#21 - oceanfrank (07/10/2013) [-]
she's hot, probably as close to funny as a girl can get on youtube.
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#10 - YaMum (07/10/2013) [-]
Her boobs are quite nice.
#11 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
Meh. Considering the free access to all the porn on the internet, her boobs are average at best.
#7 - He kills 4 zombies with 4 bullets, and the last zombie kills h… 06/18/2013 on 6 Word Story... FEELS 0
#102 - Vsause'd  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Sleep +1
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#216 - still worth it 05/27/2013 on I don't want to set the... 0

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