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darealsnooki

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:Oklahoma
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#857
Comment Ranking:#2052
Highest Content Rank:#157
Highest Comment Rank:#1511
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Content Level Progress: 33.7% (337/1000)
Level 232 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 68.99% (69/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:54
Content Views:1895043
Times Content Favorited:1519 times
Total Comments Made:4690
FJ Points:42984
FJWF Career Highlights:

-Hardcore Championship(10 times)
-Tag Team Championship(4 times, AreyouSerious(1), Vacant(1), kkKhris(2))
-World Tag Team Championship(2 times, suddenk(1) kkKhris(1))
-Cruiserweight Championship(1 time)
-TV Championship(2 times)
-United States Championship(1 time)
-International Championship(1 time)
-Intercontinental Championship(2 times, current)
-FJWF Championship(3 times)
-Triple Crown Championship(2 times, current)

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#2029 - **darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **darealsnooki rolls 70** 4 hours ago on fjwf's profile 0
#106 - The FJWF is a wrestling-based community on FJ. We no…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Badass Cosplays +1
#107 - wwexplain (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I'll do that later. Thanks for the info bro. Have this complimentary picture of Big Show.
#103 - Wait do you wanna know about the FJWF?  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Badass Cosplays 0
User avatar #104 - wwexplain (8 hours ago) [-]
Yes please.
User avatar #106 - darealsnooki (8 hours ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/fjwf

The FJWF is a wrestling-based community on FJ. We not only talk it, but by the way of rolling, we compete it, and with personalities growing, the competitors there are establishing mic skills.

To win championships:

The most simple one to win is the Hardcore. All you gotta do is use "roll 1, 0-99". If you gain dubs, you're the new Hardcore Champion, and the champion doesn't even have to be there to lose it.

The rest of the championships are mainly defended on Fridays:

-FJWF World Tag Team Championship: When defended, find someone who will roll with you, and use "roll 1, 0-15". If your numbers match, then that crowns you and your partner as champions. However, no more than 1 roll attempt per person. The only time you and your partner have the choice to defend or not by choice is on Fridays, and I'll get to that later.

FJWF Television Championship: "roll 1, 0-300", highest number rolled wins.

FJWF Cruiserweight Championship: "roll 1, 0-300", lowest number wins.

FJWF United States and Intercontinental Championship: "roll 1, 0-500", highest roll wins.

FJWF Championship: "roll 1, 0-1000", highest numbe wins.

FJWF Triple Crown Championship: Only defended one-on-one, the only way to win is by using "roll 1, 0-200". Whoever adds up to 1000 first wins.

Friday is the day that championships are defended massively. What this means, is that everyone is a number 1 contender, but only once every Friday, unless the champion says otherwise.

Tuesdays are when championships are contended for, ONLY if it is one-on-one or two-on-two, and ONLY if you challenge the champion/champions, ONLY if they accept.

We are always open to new members, so if you know anyone else that is into wrestling, hit me up, mang
#107 - wwexplain (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I'll do that later. Thanks for the info bro. Have this complimentary picture of Big Show.
#2027 - **darealsnooki used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **darealsnooki rolls 43** 15 hours ago on fjwf's profile 0
#2026 - The tournament is an exception. Even people not in the FJWF ha… 15 hours ago on fjwf's profile 0
#2024 - #murrlogicforbooker2k15 05/24/2015 on fjwf's profile 0
#2023 - My bad, chitogekirisaki and saltyfreis and bolieve  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on fjwf's profile 0
#2025 - bolieve (17 hours ago) [-]
I Bolieve I already beat my opponent.
#2020 - This Tuesday, there is a double main event: -panicche…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2015 on fjwf's profile 0
#2028 - saltyfries (8 hours ago) [-]
Saltyfries here, I GOT A FREE NIGHT OFF! SO I'M READY NOW! chitogekirisaki! I challenge you to a match for the finals of the steam card tournament!
User avatar #2024 - darealsnooki (05/24/2015) [-]
#murrlogicforbooker2k15
User avatar #2022 - saltyfries (05/24/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport you fucked up
User avatar #2021 - saltyfries (05/24/2015) [-]
woah woah woah, Bolieve is already in the finals, I face someone else
#2023 - darealsnooki (05/24/2015) [-]
My bad, chitogekirisaki and saltyfreis and bolieve
#2025 - bolieve (17 hours ago) [-]
I Bolieve I already beat my opponent.
#2018 - Next Tuesday  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on fjwf's profile 0
#2019 - panicchemical (05/24/2015) [-]
sound good
#2015 - Big Show VS Cena for the US title at WM 20 was on the Network.…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on fjwf's profile 0
#2016 - bigshowsteveo (05/24/2015) [-]

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#821 - darealsnooki ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1460 - darealsnooki ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
giifythetoad, long time no talk.

I'm out of school for the summer now
#1458 - saltyfries (05/21/2015) [-]
SAMOA JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAMOA JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #1459 to #1458 - darealsnooki ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
I KNOW, RIGHT?!
#1447 - bondofsnow (05/17/2015) [-]
Heres a bracket. All of the previously made matches are the same, i just added everyone who wasn't in it already.
User avatar #1448 to #1447 - darealsnooki ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
Looks pretty noice
User avatar #1449 to #1448 - bondofsnow (05/17/2015) [-]
should I post this on fjwf now, or wait till tomorrow?
User avatar #1450 to #1449 - darealsnooki ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
Now. They have to discuss their times to meet up and face each other
User avatar #1452 to #1450 - bondofsnow (05/17/2015) [-]
Should I post the rules as well (I don't know them so you'll have to tell me them) so that they know what to do tomorrow?
User avatar #1453 to #1452 - darealsnooki ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
Yes
User avatar #1454 to #1453 - bondofsnow (05/17/2015) [-]
I don't know the rules
User avatar #1456 to #1454 - darealsnooki ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
One more:

-Use "roll 1, 0-150". First to add up to 1000 wins
User avatar #1455 to #1454 - darealsnooki ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
-This will span out over multiple days

-You and your partner shall discuss when to face each other. Tag their username them into your comment when you're ready to compete

-If your opponent and/or yourself is at least 30 minutes late to the meet-up time that you and your opponent have set for each other, then your opponent and/or you will be disqualified

-It doesn't matter what order the matches go in, just as long as you and your opponent are facing each other, and each other only, and we go into Monday with 8 people
User avatar #1457 to #1455 - bondofsnow (05/17/2015) [-]
its up
User avatar #1444 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, my cat Kramer had 5 kittens yesterday
User avatar #1445 to #1444 - giffythetoad (04/30/2015) [-]
You're getting all that pussy.
User avatar #1436 - thebestintheworld (04/27/2015) [-]
Sure, I'll join.
User avatar #1437 to #1436 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/fjwf

Fridays and Tuesdays are the days when the titles are defended, but I suggest that you try it out on Friday to compete for one; it's easier that way.

During the time of waiting, I suppose that you could talk wrestling with other members of the FJWF. That's the way to pass time there when titles aren't defended
#1434 - giffythetoad (04/27/2015) [-]
I thought of you.
User avatar #1435 to #1434 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]


I missed you, GIffy.

I gotta make something for you as well
User avatar #1439 to #1438 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/voteshantae

While we're on subject...
#1443 to #1442 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
Always good to see Shantae
User avatar #1432 - saltyfries (04/27/2015) [-]
gimme a link to fjwf
#1431 - giffythetoad (04/27/2015) [-]
Man, Okie sure is in the news a lot
Man, Okie sure is in the news a lot
User avatar #1430 to #1429 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
It's a crazy song that has been a "ghost" throughout my life, but it now has effect whenever I contact you
#1425 - giffythetoad (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh Okie what will you do next?
Oh Okie what will you do next?
User avatar #1427 to #1425 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Oklahoma is a rewarding state, only if you're Indian
User avatar #1423 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, I miss you.

I miss licking those webby feet
#1424 to #1423 - giffythetoad (04/20/2015) [-]
Odd that you should mention feet, seeing as how some random guy, badboyscout, on kingdaniel's profile just drew this for me xD

I love it :3
User avatar #1426 to #1424 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
I love it as well
User avatar #1419 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, I'm free from school now... for the weekend, at least
User avatar #1421 to #1420 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/11/2015) [-]
I have 4/20 off, for some totally non-apparent reason
#1410 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, how are you recently?
User avatar #1411 to #1410 - giffythetoad (04/10/2015) [-]
Good. Just playing Hexxit with Pablovilly and Virt
User avatar #1412 to #1411 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Virt? As in the composer for Shantae?
User avatar #1416 to #1412 - Virt (04/10/2015) [-]
youd be wrong :/
User avatar #1417 to #1416 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Ohhh... My apologies, Virt and giffythetoad!
User avatar #1418 to #1417 - Virt (04/10/2015) [-]
its no problem
i actually get asked that a lot lol
User avatar #1413 to #1412 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Well, I know he does more stuff
User avatar #1414 to #1413 - giffythetoad (04/10/2015) [-]
M-maybe.
User avatar #1415 to #1414 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Good

Also, I ate some strawberries recently... some BIG strawberries ;)
User avatar #1407 - AreyouSerious (04/04/2015) [-]
I don't think I've won a 1v1 in FJWF yet lol
User avatar #1409 to #1407 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Oh, I get what you mean now!

Anyways, become a challenger. I've lost only one of my one-on-one matches in which I was the challenger
User avatar #1408 to #1407 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
That's what Tuesdays are for, mang.

Challenge anyone. If its tag team, have a partner
User avatar #1403 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, there was a fight at my school today
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - giffythetoad (04/02/2015) [-]
As long as you weren't a part of it, then all is well.
User avatar #1405 to #1404 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I wasn't part of it.

Why would I want this pretty face to be messed up? It's toadally yours!
User avatar #1400 - AreyouSerious (04/01/2015) [-]
I thought of an idea for a royal rumble:

let's say nine people want to join they each roll 1-9 to see the Line up

Once that's done, make a new thread, Person 1 and Person 2 start the roll (example. 0-99)

the person with the lowest number gets an X, every person keeps track on how many X's they get

next round a 3rd person comes in to roll, each rolling 0-99, lowest number get an X

this cycle repeat each round adding one new person every time until the entire line up is called

everyone rolls and the person with the lowest number gets an X

if a person get 3 X's, they're out, last man standing is king of the ring

also if someone gets 3 x's in a round, the person with the highest number in that round is considered the one that ringed them out
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - AreyouSerious (04/01/2015) [-]
this method can also be used for a 1v1 ring out match for a belt
User avatar #1402 to #1401 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
I love this idea!

Just need a day, and a bracket
User avatar #1397 to #1396 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
That's all I know how to do so far.

I enjoyed your dialogue in the first one. How do I add dialogue?
User avatar #1398 to #1397 - giffythetoad (04/01/2015) [-]
It's random ,I thnik.
User avatar #1399 to #1398 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
It was funny, though
User avatar #1386 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, I learned a dirty secret about my principal today
User avatar #1388 to #1387 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
Wanna hear it?
User avatar #1389 to #1388 - giffythetoad (04/01/2015) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #1390 to #1389 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
I respect your maturity
User avatar #1391 to #1390 - giffythetoad (04/01/2015) [-]
Her Strut - Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band {Remastered HQ} I respect your butt.
User avatar #1392 to #1391 - darealsnooki ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
The Korean Victoria's Secret is pretty obvious
User avatar #1386 - darealsnooki ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, when do you want my InstaSync song?
User avatar #1387 to #1386 - giffythetoad (03/28/2015) [-]
You can post it, Sweetie >.>

On the page, go to Add Video
Put link in der
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