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darealsnooki

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Age: 18
Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:8/28/2016
Location:Sapulpa Oklahoma
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#10 - For anyone who cares: I did turn out to be successful at schoo… 7 hours ago on Robots Programmed to Commit... 0
#9 - I share this cringe with a few other classmates: >…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Robots Programmed to Commit... 0
#10 - darealsnooki (7 hours ago) [-]
For anyone who cares: I did turn out to be successful at school. Enjoy my real name

My biggest accomplishment happened last December, when I became the Student of the Month. 10 students a year receive that title, and I was one of them.

I've also received the inaugural award for "Kindest Student."
#8 - >After a class, I decided that I wanted to become cool …  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Robots Programmed to Commit... 0
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#9 - darealsnooki (8 hours ago) [-]
I share this cringe with a few other classmates:

>Arrive at school
>Notice that the people I hung around with were playing around on the front display's base
>I ask "what are you all doing?"
>One of them confirms that "This is the Royal Rumble. Last one on the platform is the winner"
>I join
>I was doing well until someone I eliminated pulled me down just as I was eliminating him

It's cringe, but at the same time, a good memory because there were a group of about 12 of us, and we were mentally alright (Except for me at the time, obviously)
#10 - darealsnooki (7 hours ago) [-]
For anyone who cares: I did turn out to be successful at school. Enjoy my real name

My biggest accomplishment happened last December, when I became the Student of the Month. 10 students a year receive that title, and I was one of them.

I've also received the inaugural award for "Kindest Student."
#7 - Here's some bonus cringe stories from that same school I …  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Robots Programmed to Commit... 0
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#8 - darealsnooki (8 hours ago) [-]
>After a class, I decided that I wanted to become cool
>Sing out loud in the hallway "I got laid!"
>Teacher catches me, tells me to go to principal's office
>Try to explain to her that the lyrics were "I got paid"
>She doesn't but it, obviously
>Get off the hook by lying about why I was there
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#9 - darealsnooki (8 hours ago) [-]
I share this cringe with a few other classmates:

>Arrive at school
>Notice that the people I hung around with were playing around on the front display's base
>I ask "what are you all doing?"
>One of them confirms that "This is the Royal Rumble. Last one on the platform is the winner"
>I join
>I was doing well until someone I eliminated pulled me down just as I was eliminating him

It's cringe, but at the same time, a good memory because there were a group of about 12 of us, and we were mentally alright (Except for me at the time, obviously)
#10 - darealsnooki (7 hours ago) [-]
For anyone who cares: I did turn out to be successful at school. Enjoy my real name

My biggest accomplishment happened last December, when I became the Student of the Month. 10 students a year receive that title, and I was one of them.

I've also received the inaugural award for "Kindest Student."
#6 - I also have an autistic story to share: >Be in 7th…  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on Robots Programmed to Commit... 0
#7 - darealsnooki (8 hours ago) [-]
Here's some bonus cringe stories from that same school I have like a bagful :

>Really hate Mexicans at this time for no proper reason
>Sit on top of this display at the front of the school (pic related; where I sat) I Googled that school, fyi
>Start flipping some off
>Lose balance and go forward
>My right foot got lodged between the displays
>I had a sprained ankle for a month because of that
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#8 - darealsnooki (8 hours ago) [-]
>After a class, I decided that I wanted to become cool
>Sing out loud in the hallway "I got laid!"
>Teacher catches me, tells me to go to principal's office
>Try to explain to her that the lyrics were "I got paid"
>She doesn't but it, obviously
>Get off the hook by lying about why I was there
User avatar
#9 - darealsnooki (8 hours ago) [-]
I share this cringe with a few other classmates:

>Arrive at school
>Notice that the people I hung around with were playing around on the front display's base
>I ask "what are you all doing?"
>One of them confirms that "This is the Royal Rumble. Last one on the platform is the winner"
>I join
>I was doing well until someone I eliminated pulled me down just as I was eliminating him

It's cringe, but at the same time, a good memory because there were a group of about 12 of us, and we were mentally alright (Except for me at the time, obviously)
#10 - darealsnooki (7 hours ago) [-]
For anyone who cares: I did turn out to be successful at school. Enjoy my real name

My biggest accomplishment happened last December, when I became the Student of the Month. 10 students a year receive that title, and I was one of them.

I've also received the inaugural award for "Kindest Student."
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