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#10871809 - Well, addy, I have some bad news for ya. I have a new laptop n… 3 hours ago on Autism Board +1
#1660 - YEE YEE! Also, I've been active in only one part of F… 3 hours ago on darealsnooki's profile 0
#3828 - Someone's getting FIRED!! It's like the equivalent of…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2015 on fjwf's profile 0
#3829 - saltyfries (09/01/2015) [-]
#10864441 - Voteshantae  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #10864446 - sonatadusk (08/30/2015) [-]
Votespider
User avatar #10864444 - knjklj (08/30/2015) [-]
now is canyou
#10862059 - DO IT!! Though, there is already a user by the name o…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10862112 - canyou (08/29/2015) [-]
brb
User avatar #10862098 - canyou (08/29/2015) [-]
I know, I checked :/
#10861998 - Aight. I'm not really a fan of Smash. I only played t…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Autism Board +1
#10862024 - canyou (08/29/2015) [-]
What if I made another shantae account? Or maybe even used her on here?
#10862059 - darealsnooki (08/29/2015) [-]
DO IT!!

Though, there is already a user by the name of "Shantae"
User avatar #10862112 - canyou (08/29/2015) [-]
brb
User avatar #10862098 - canyou (08/29/2015) [-]
I know, I checked :/
#10861968 - So... Shantae won't make it?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Autism Board +1
#10861987 - canyou (08/29/2015) [-]
Here's the thing. Him having an amiibo strongly suggests he could be a potential smash dlc in the future. He was also very popular among smash voters.

Shantae getting in would mean either shovel knight didn't get in, or Nintendo would be willing to use more than one indie rep, which I didn't think would happen at first.

It's still possible since Sakurai said "several" characters were getting in, which is "more than a couple, but less than many" so somewhere between 3 and 6 maybe?

So yeah, it's still possible, but I'm afraid people will make fun of me if we lose.
User avatar #10861998 - darealsnooki (08/29/2015) [-]
Aight.

I'm not really a fan of Smash. I only played the first one, and it was okay, but right now, it would only take Shantae for me to play again
#10862024 - canyou (08/29/2015) [-]
What if I made another shantae account? Or maybe even used her on here?
#10862059 - darealsnooki (08/29/2015) [-]
DO IT!!

Though, there is already a user by the name of "Shantae"
User avatar #10862112 - canyou (08/29/2015) [-]
brb
User avatar #10862098 - canyou (08/29/2015) [-]
I know, I checked :/
#10861953 - canyou please... POST SHANTAE OMG SHE'S SO CUTE, SHE NEEDS TO …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #10861960 - canyou (08/29/2015) [-]
I've been discouraged. Shovel Knight got an amiibo
User avatar #10861968 - darealsnooki (08/29/2015) [-]
So... Shantae won't make it?
#10861987 - canyou (08/29/2015) [-]
Here's the thing. Him having an amiibo strongly suggests he could be a potential smash dlc in the future. He was also very popular among smash voters.

Shantae getting in would mean either shovel knight didn't get in, or Nintendo would be willing to use more than one indie rep, which I didn't think would happen at first.

It's still possible since Sakurai said "several" characters were getting in, which is "more than a couple, but less than many" so somewhere between 3 and 6 maybe?

So yeah, it's still possible, but I'm afraid people will make fun of me if we lose.
User avatar #10861998 - darealsnooki (08/29/2015) [-]
Aight.

I'm not really a fan of Smash. I only played the first one, and it was okay, but right now, it would only take Shantae for me to play again
#10862024 - canyou (08/29/2015) [-]
What if I made another shantae account? Or maybe even used her on here?
#10862059 - darealsnooki (08/29/2015) [-]
DO IT!!

Though, there is already a user by the name of "Shantae"
User avatar #10862112 - canyou (08/29/2015) [-]
brb
User avatar #10862098 - canyou (08/29/2015) [-]
I know, I checked :/
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#3821 - The only reason why I won't attempt a roll at it tonight is be… 08/29/2015 on fjwf's profile 0

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#821 - darealsnooki (02/22/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1660 to #1659 - darealsnooki (3 hours ago) [-]
YEE YEE!

Also, I've been active in only one part of FJ this whole time because my laptop broke again, but I just bought a new one, so I'm going to talk to you when find each with some free time
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - darealsnooki (08/25/2015) [-]
I was in shock when this happened.

Like, damn, Bubba, you were just in TNA in June...
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - saltyfries (08/25/2015) [-]
he left shortly after out of disgust of TNA's state of affairs.
User avatar #1650 to #1649 - voteshantae (08/09/2015) [-]
I dunno, she's just a cutie
User avatar #1651 to #1650 - darealsnooki (08/09/2015) [-]
When she's chibified, yee...

But what if anime got TOO real?...

Heh heh heh
#1652 to #1651 - voteshantae (08/09/2015) [-]
Once I'm elected President, anime WILL be real
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - darealsnooki (08/09/2015) [-]


...Even Shantae?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - voteshantae (08/09/2015) [-]
Especially Shantae
User avatar #1645 - warioteam (08/08/2015) [-]
i cant tell what ur waifu is giving a blowey-koey in ur peofile pic
User avatar #1647 to #1645 - darealsnooki (08/08/2015) [-]
She's giving a blowey joey to my name
User avatar #1646 to #1645 - warioteam (08/08/2015) [-]
joey*
User avatar #1635 to #1634 - darealsnooki (08/07/2015) [-]
My domestic internet is currently out
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - darealsnooki (08/07/2015) [-]
It's back, bb ;)
User avatar #1640 to #1638 - darealsnooki (08/07/2015) [-]
I mean, you sorta do already... but I'm talking about including audio in the edits...

N-Not that I don't like your-r gifs... !
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - darealsnooki (08/07/2015) [-]
Anyways, have you ever considered video editing?
User avatar #1642 to #1641 - darealsnooki (08/07/2015) [-]


Very noice!

I just got through with editing a video. I'm just a render and upload away, then it's public, bb
User avatar #1610 to #1609 - darealsnooki (08/07/2015) [-]
I've got good news and bad news.

Good: I'm about to edit a gif with a small amount of frames.

Bad: After all the exercise I've done recently, even being able to get down to 274 from whatever I used to weigh, I somehow got back up to weighing 279 lbs
#1611 to #1610 - giffythetoad (08/07/2015) [-]
Ah, you are also exercising. I literally just got done exercising.
I burned just under 200 calories.
Yay.... :/
#1612 to #1611 - darealsnooki (08/07/2015) [-]
This my most recent post-exercise selfie.

I took it about 4 hours ago
#1614 to #1612 - giffythetoad (08/07/2015) [-]
Ey, babe. Don't feel ashamed of your groovy sideburns. The 1970s were awesome
And don't worry about your fatty tissues. Because one day, you'll be a sexy skelly.
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - giffythetoad (08/07/2015) [-]
Those sideburns, though.

I didn't know you lived in the 1970s.
#1615 to #1613 - darealsnooki (08/07/2015) [-]
I've been gaining some muscle tho.

No winky emoji. I already provided that for you
#1617 to #1615 - giffythetoad (08/07/2015) [-]
Haha, I can build muscle too, ya know.
Hehe.
Hah.
Haa....

Hello, Darkness, my old friend.
User avatar #1619 to #1617 - darealsnooki (08/07/2015) [-]
I didn't have to work too hard for those arms.

Well, I suppose it does depend on how accessible a heavy bag is.

But, yee, I suppose you're... okay with your arm and all
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - giffythetoad (08/07/2015) [-]
Hahaha. You're too kind.
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - darealsnooki (08/07/2015) [-]
Seriously, though, all I did to gain what I gained was elbowing a heavy bag lots of times.

More efficient than fapping
User avatar #1622 to #1621 - giffythetoad (08/07/2015) [-]
Hehe, you'd be surprised how much weight you can lose, and how much muscle you can gain by jacking another person off together ;)
User avatar #1623 to #1622 - darealsnooki (08/07/2015) [-]
If jacking off another person does that... imagine what BDSM/bondage can do, ;)
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - giffythetoad (08/07/2015) [-]
You know, Ive always wanted a workout partner.
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - darealsnooki (08/07/2015) [-]
So have I...

For some reason, I feel that voteshantae should be involved...

User avatar #1626 to #1625 - giffythetoad (08/07/2015) [-]
Ah, but don't you think monogamy is better? More special. :3
User avatar #1627 to #1626 - darealsnooki (08/07/2015) [-]
...Yeah...

I just didn't want to leave him/her out of fun...

Can voteshantae still watch?
User avatar #1628 to #1627 - giffythetoad (08/07/2015) [-]
Why you gottta bust my balls like this, son?
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - darealsnooki (08/07/2015) [-]
Oh, I'll do more than just bust them, bb
#1630 to #1629 - giffythetoad (08/07/2015) [-]
o bby
#1606 - darealsnooki (08/05/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, you will not let your memes be dreams
#1602 - darealsnooki (08/03/2015) [-]
giffythetoad
User avatar #1603 to #1602 - giffythetoad (08/03/2015) [-]
Ask Darthblam.
User avatar #1604 to #1603 - darealsnooki (08/03/2015) [-]
I've decided to try to do this myself.

I have CS6 up and running, and I just wanna know why frames are considered layers, because that is just making me a sad panda
User avatar #1605 to #1604 - giffythetoad (08/03/2015) [-]
That is the way Photoshop works.
User avatar #1591 - giffythetoad (08/01/2015) [-]
/text/5628834/Post+your+desktop/14#14

Are you and voteshantae the same person?
#1597 to #1591 - voteshantae (08/01/2015) [-]
Nah we're different people
User avatar #1598 to #1597 - giffythetoad (08/01/2015) [-]
Good. I'm glad darealsnooki has someone else to share all his Shantae fetishes with.
User avatar #1600 to #1598 - voteshantae (08/01/2015) [-]
Yeah me and him are good pals
#1592 to #1591 - darealsnooki (08/01/2015) [-]
I don't... are we?!
User avatar #1593 to #1592 - giffythetoad (08/01/2015) [-]
I would like to think you are, but then that would mean you deliberately leave comments on your profile, and that concerns me.
User avatar #1594 to #1593 - darealsnooki (08/01/2015) [-]
S-So? I-I's n-n-n-not like I w-wanted t-t-toad-senpai to notice me!
User avatar #1596 to #1595 - darealsnooki (08/01/2015) [-]
You could have replied with Billy Madison saying "T-T-Today junior!", but didn't. That's why you're the only toad in my heart
User avatar #1584 - darealsnooki (07/30/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, I have PS CS6 now.

I understand so far that you can export gifs, but not import :'(
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - darealsnooki (07/30/2015) [-]
Nevermind
User avatar #1586 to #1585 - giffythetoad (07/30/2015) [-]
You can also import videos as well.

File - > Import - > Video Frames to Layers

Helpful for editing all those stupid Webms and videos people upload.
User avatar #1587 to #1586 - helpful ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
i didnt want to be elected to that position giffy dont campaign me for stupid webms and video editing
User avatar #1588 to #1587 - giffythetoad (07/30/2015) [-]
Remarkable. I've met two specifically-named people both on darealsnooki's profile in the last two days.

First disappointment and now you.

I like people with accounts like yours.
User avatar #1589 to #1588 - helpful ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
yo dog if you gotta question hit me up i might be helpful i might not depends on who you are
#1575 - voteshantae (07/30/2015) [-]
I'm heading to bed, just wanted to stop to say hi
User avatar #1576 to #1575 - darealsnooki (07/30/2015) [-]
Aw, thanks

I'm about to attempt to draw Shantae, so I'll deliver it to you if I finish
User avatar #1578 to #1576 - voteshantae (07/30/2015) [-]
Also please do! Leave it right on my page
User avatar #1577 to #1576 - voteshantae (07/30/2015) [-]
Can you edit gifs by any chance? I have one you might like to make
User avatar #1579 to #1577 - darealsnooki (07/30/2015) [-]
I can't edit them, but I could animate if I have the frames.

I could also put some work in to by editing it frame-by-frame. I'm free for anything right now
User avatar #1580 to #1579 - voteshantae (07/30/2015) [-]
Nah I'm not gonna make you do all that. Too many frames in this one. lol
#1582 to #1581 - voteshantae (07/30/2015) [-]
Hey I hope you get a good nights rest tonight okay? goodnight

Feel free to stop by SFW Random sometime, we're trying to fix it back up and that's where I like to spend a lot of my time

See ya
User avatar #1583 to #1582 - darealsnooki (07/30/2015) [-]
Aighty!

I'll see.

G'nighty!
User avatar #1562 - darealsnooki (07/29/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, what is ">_>".

I never got that type of "face", but I'm assuming it has something to do with disappointment
User avatar #1565 to #1562 - giffythetoad (07/29/2015) [-]
Merely a typical "Stare" emote. I used it to express astonishment/disbelief.

Also, hello disappointment.
User avatar #1566 to #1565 - darealsnooki (07/29/2015) [-]


Also, do you collect Pepes?
User avatar #1568 to #1567 - darealsnooki (07/29/2015) [-]
Ohhh, I get it.

It's because you're a toad, and Pepe is a frog

#GreenLivesMatter
User avatar #1570 to #1569 - darealsnooki (07/29/2015) [-]
One more thing: check out my mixtap, fam www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXGfszcTL_U
User avatar #1572 to #1571 - darealsnooki (07/29/2015) [-]
You make me a sad scaley
User avatar #1573 to #1572 - giffythetoad (07/29/2015) [-]
Your fault for staying around me.
User avatar #1574 to #1573 - darealsnooki (07/29/2015) [-]
I wouldn't wanna be anywhere else
User avatar #1564 to #1563 - darealsnooki (07/29/2015) [-]
Hey.

Wanna join us?
User avatar #1561 - darealsnooki (07/20/2015) [-]
**darealsnooki used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**darealsnooki rolls The homosexual agenda.**
#1558 - darealsnooki (07/12/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, my cat Catoosa brought a frog in the house
User avatar #1559 to #1558 - giffythetoad (07/13/2015) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #1560 to #1559 - darealsnooki (07/14/2015) [-]
Or toad.

No offense
User avatar #1556 - voteshantae (06/28/2015) [-]
What up homie?
User avatar #1557 to #1556 - darealsnooki (06/28/2015) [-]
Taking care of a handicapped kitten
#1551 - darealsnooki (06/21/2015) [-]
giffythetoad
User avatar #1553 to #1552 - darealsnooki (06/21/2015) [-]
I really hate seeing sexy people get thumbed down :/
#1533 - darealsnooki (06/16/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, these words describe us
User avatar #1536 to #1534 - darealsnooki (06/18/2015) [-]
That hentai manga was worth the read, by the way
User avatar #1538 to #1537 - darealsnooki (06/18/2015) [-]


Want the link?
User avatar #1539 to #1538 - giffythetoad (06/18/2015) [-]
No thank you. I've already jacked off twice today, once even to frogs (no joke). Damn you randomcomps!
User avatar #1540 to #1539 - darealsnooki (06/18/2015) [-]
I mean, there's like 5-6 sex scenes, but the story is just so good! The story in this was better than any other hentai story there is

Also... how sexy was the frog?
User avatar #1541 to #1540 - giffythetoad (06/18/2015) [-]
Well, there's this hentai I saw involving frogs, and I really like tongues

There were a lot of froggy tongues
User avatar #1542 to #1541 - darealsnooki (06/18/2015) [-]


I need it!
User avatar #1544 to #1543 - darealsnooki (06/18/2015) [-]
You fapped to three pictures at once?
User avatar #1545 to #1544 - giffythetoad (06/18/2015) [-]
>pictures
User avatar #1546 to #1545 - darealsnooki (06/18/2015) [-]
Sorry.

Kinda wasn't paying attention.

Charlie Sheen was about to bang an old lady on TV
User avatar #1547 to #1546 - giffythetoad (06/18/2015) [-]
You're weird.
User avatar #1548 to #1547 - darealsnooki (06/18/2015) [-]
I know...

Isn't that why you love me though?
User avatar #1535 to #1534 - darealsnooki (06/16/2015) [-]
What other Pururin tags describe us?
User avatar #1503 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, I'll be your frog, and together, we'll be in the Frog and Toad childrens' books
#1504 to #1503 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
omg that's so sweet, but I think I've found my frog :c   
randomcomps and I are frog-buddies now.   
We're close like two peas in a pod, or...orr....two frogs on a lilypad! Yeah!
omg that's so sweet, but I think I've found my frog :c
randomcomps and I are frog-buddies now.
We're close like two peas in a pod, or...orr....two frogs on a lilypad! Yeah!
#1505 to #1504 - randomcomps (06/15/2015) [-]
Two conjoined tadpole twins in the same little frogspawn bubble
Two conjoined tadpole twins in the same little frogspawn bubble
User avatar #1508 to #1505 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
I'm not mad or anything.

We're all friends here
#1506 to #1505 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
^w^ darealsnooki is da one who originally sent me this, by the way. He's a toad-bro :3
User avatar #1507 to #1506 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]


...Maybe there is room for one more amphibian?
#1509 to #1507 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
D'aww c'mere Snookles
D'aww c'mere Snookles
User avatar #1510 to #1509 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
**darealsnooki goes there, in for a hug, then whispers things about those dirty logs at the end of the swamp**
User avatar #1512 to #1511 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]


You and randomcomps wanna join me at those dirty logs at the end of the swamp?
User avatar #1513 to #1512 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
Let's try not to creep out my new friend though D:
I do not know how tolerant she is of weirdos :c
User avatar #1514 to #1513 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
Psssh, no, there's nothing dirty about the dirty logs! That's just a misconception!

Legend has it, that whoever sits there with their friends, stay true friends for life
User avatar #1516 to #1515 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
Now, all we gotta do is ask randomcomps if she wants to go
#1518 to #1516 - randomcomps (06/15/2015) [-]
I want to go   
 all the way
I want to go
all the way
User avatar #1519 to #1518 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
GIFFYTHETOAD, SHE SAID YES!!
User avatar #1520 to #1519 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
Yay~
We gon have so much fun.
Say..what is behind those dirty logs anyway? Is it a surprise? :o
User avatar #1524 to #1520 - randomcomps (06/15/2015) [-]
I like surprises!
User avatar #1525 to #1524 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
darealsnooki, tell us more about the secret dirty log!
User avatar #1527 to #1525 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
When you sit on it, it will vibrate. Don't be alarmed, as this is the magic being put into us
#1530 to #1527 - randomcomps (06/15/2015) [-]
Hmm... I think I might have one of these "dirty logs" already then
Hmm... I think I might have one of these "dirty logs" already then
User avatar #1532 to #1530 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
Oh my!~ x)
User avatar #1526 to #1525 - randomcomps (06/15/2015) [-]
I made a rather impressive dirty log this morning...
User avatar #1528 to #1526 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
Oh you~ x3
User avatar #1522 to #1520 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
Yes!

An enchanted forest

They say if you take a 5 minute walk in them, then you'll feel fresh!

I am making a Disney-esque story up as I go. Pretty neet, right?
User avatar #1523 to #1522 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
Tell me more, Pappa!
User avatar #1531 to #1523 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
They say that they source of the freshness is from an angel that inhabits the woods.

She has beautiful blonde hair, and sings these beautiful
User avatar #1498 to #1497 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
I will eventually.

I'm watching something that just sucks me in right now ;)
User avatar #1499 to #1498 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
I could suck you in >:[
User avatar #1500 to #1499 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
You do... all the time, bb
User avatar #1502 to #1501 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
In front of 80,000, even!

User avatar #1494 to #1493 - darealsnooki (06/12/2015) [-]


FJ is still okay
#1495 to #1494 - giffythetoad (06/12/2015) [-]
Just like you :3
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