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darealsnooki

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Date Signed Up:11/23/2011
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:Oklahoma
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Cruiserweight Championship(2 times)
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International Championship(2 times, current)
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FJWF Championship(4 times)
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#2747 - AreyouSerious *********** 11 hours ago on fjwf's profile 0
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#3 - It says it all here We are seeking more wrestling fa… 17 hours ago on therocksays's profile 0
#1 - I see you're a wrestling themed account. Wanna join the FJWF?  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on therocksays's profile 0
User avatar #2 - therocksays (17 hours ago) [-]
Yep and i also have like 3 wrestling themed accounts
also what is FJWF?
User avatar #3 - darealsnooki (17 hours ago) [-]
It says it all here /user/fjwf/2610#2610

We are seeking more wrestling fans to join.

Recently, I've been contemplating bringing back the King of the Roll tournament, a tournament in which the winner would receive like $20 in Steam.

Also, you look like you could pull off a gimmicks there. We're always open for gimmicks

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#821 - darealsnooki (02/22/2015) [-]
stickied by darealsnooki
User avatar #1556 - voteshantae (06/28/2015) [-]
What up homie?
User avatar #1557 to #1556 - darealsnooki (06/28/2015) [-]
Taking care of a handicapped kitten
#1551 - darealsnooki (06/21/2015) [-]
giffythetoad
User avatar #1553 to #1552 - darealsnooki (06/21/2015) [-]
I really hate seeing sexy people get thumbed down :/
#1533 - darealsnooki (06/16/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, these words describe us
User avatar #1536 to #1534 - darealsnooki (06/18/2015) [-]
That hentai manga was worth the read, by the way
User avatar #1538 to #1537 - darealsnooki (06/18/2015) [-]


Want the link?
User avatar #1539 to #1538 - giffythetoad (06/18/2015) [-]
No thank you. I've already jacked off twice today, once even to frogs (no joke). Damn you randomcomps!
User avatar #1540 to #1539 - darealsnooki (06/18/2015) [-]
I mean, there's like 5-6 sex scenes, but the story is just so good! The story in this was better than any other hentai story there is

Also... how sexy was the frog?
User avatar #1541 to #1540 - giffythetoad (06/18/2015) [-]
Well, there's this hentai I saw involving frogs, and I really like tongues

There were a lot of froggy tongues
User avatar #1542 to #1541 - darealsnooki (06/18/2015) [-]


I need it!
User avatar #1544 to #1543 - darealsnooki (06/18/2015) [-]
You fapped to three pictures at once?
User avatar #1545 to #1544 - giffythetoad (06/18/2015) [-]
>pictures
User avatar #1546 to #1545 - darealsnooki (06/18/2015) [-]
Sorry.

Kinda wasn't paying attention.

Charlie Sheen was about to bang an old lady on TV
User avatar #1547 to #1546 - giffythetoad (06/18/2015) [-]
You're weird.
User avatar #1548 to #1547 - darealsnooki (06/18/2015) [-]
I know...

Isn't that why you love me though?
User avatar #1535 to #1534 - darealsnooki (06/16/2015) [-]
What other Pururin tags describe us?
User avatar #1503 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, I'll be your frog, and together, we'll be in the Frog and Toad childrens' books
#1504 to #1503 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
omg that's so sweet, but I think I've found my frog :c   
randomcomps and I are frog-buddies now.   
We're close like two peas in a pod, or...orr....two frogs on a lilypad! Yeah!
omg that's so sweet, but I think I've found my frog :c
randomcomps and I are frog-buddies now.
We're close like two peas in a pod, or...orr....two frogs on a lilypad! Yeah!
#1505 to #1504 - randomcomps (06/15/2015) [-]
Two conjoined tadpole twins in the same little frogspawn bubble
Two conjoined tadpole twins in the same little frogspawn bubble
User avatar #1508 to #1505 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
I'm not mad or anything.

We're all friends here
#1506 to #1505 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
^w^ darealsnooki is da one who originally sent me this, by the way. He's a toad-bro :3
User avatar #1507 to #1506 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]


...Maybe there is room for one more amphibian?
#1509 to #1507 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
D'aww c'mere Snookles
D'aww c'mere Snookles
User avatar #1510 to #1509 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
**darealsnooki goes there, in for a hug, then whispers things about those dirty logs at the end of the swamp**
User avatar #1512 to #1511 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]


You and randomcomps wanna join me at those dirty logs at the end of the swamp?
User avatar #1513 to #1512 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
Let's try not to creep out my new friend though D:
I do not know how tolerant she is of weirdos :c
User avatar #1514 to #1513 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
Psssh, no, there's nothing dirty about the dirty logs! That's just a misconception!

Legend has it, that whoever sits there with their friends, stay true friends for life
User avatar #1516 to #1515 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
Now, all we gotta do is ask randomcomps if she wants to go
#1518 to #1516 - randomcomps (06/15/2015) [-]
I want to go   
 all the way
I want to go
all the way
User avatar #1519 to #1518 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
GIFFYTHETOAD, SHE SAID YES!!
User avatar #1520 to #1519 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
Yay~
We gon have so much fun.
Say..what is behind those dirty logs anyway? Is it a surprise? :o
User avatar #1524 to #1520 - randomcomps (06/15/2015) [-]
I like surprises!
User avatar #1525 to #1524 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
darealsnooki, tell us more about the secret dirty log!
User avatar #1527 to #1525 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
When you sit on it, it will vibrate. Don't be alarmed, as this is the magic being put into us
#1530 to #1527 - randomcomps (06/15/2015) [-]
Hmm... I think I might have one of these "dirty logs" already then
Hmm... I think I might have one of these "dirty logs" already then
User avatar #1532 to #1530 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
Oh my!~ x)
User avatar #1526 to #1525 - randomcomps (06/15/2015) [-]
I made a rather impressive dirty log this morning...
User avatar #1528 to #1526 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
Oh you~ x3
User avatar #1522 to #1520 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
Yes!

An enchanted forest

They say if you take a 5 minute walk in them, then you'll feel fresh!

I am making a Disney-esque story up as I go. Pretty neet, right?
User avatar #1523 to #1522 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
Tell me more, Pappa!
User avatar #1531 to #1523 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
They say that they source of the freshness is from an angel that inhabits the woods.

She has beautiful blonde hair, and sings these beautiful
User avatar #1498 to #1497 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
I will eventually.

I'm watching something that just sucks me in right now ;)
User avatar #1499 to #1498 - giffythetoad (06/15/2015) [-]
I could suck you in >:[
User avatar #1500 to #1499 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
You do... all the time, bb
User avatar #1502 to #1501 - darealsnooki (06/15/2015) [-]
In front of 80,000, even!

User avatar #1494 to #1493 - darealsnooki (06/12/2015) [-]


FJ is still okay
#1495 to #1494 - giffythetoad (06/12/2015) [-]
Just like you :3
User avatar #1488 to #1486 - darealsnooki (06/12/2015) [-]
Let's meet up at FJ2, okay?
User avatar #1491 to #1490 - giffythetoad (06/12/2015) [-]
But that's forbidden love.
#1482 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
why are you called snooki when you have no snooki pics
User avatar #1483 to #1482 - darealsnooki (06/09/2015) [-]
It was technically originally supposed to be a themed account, but it failed.

Back when everyone had white names, I made an account inspired by a content on here comparing Snooki to a mentally disabled kid.

I remember my first comment as well. It was "yeah, that's the whore that i am"
#1484 to #1483 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
yeah but shes a mentally disabled kid with big tits
User avatar #1485 to #1484 - darealsnooki (06/09/2015) [-]
Yeahhhhhhhh
User avatar #1474 - AreyouSerious ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
for the elimination math tomorrow, do yo want to use the royal rumble rules I made?
User avatar #1475 to #1474 - darealsnooki (05/31/2015) [-]
It would take some time gathering up the people for the match.

By the way, I'm up for our match whenever you are
User avatar #1476 to #1475 - AreyouSerious ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
no I mean we do our match in that style, just the two of us
User avatar #1477 to #1476 - darealsnooki (06/01/2015) [-]
So, like a 2 out of 3 falls match?
User avatar #1479 to #1477 - AreyouSerious ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
so 3 out of 5
User avatar #1478 to #1477 - AreyouSerious ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
i was thinking more like person who gets 3 X's loses
User avatar #1480 to #1478 - darealsnooki (06/01/2015) [-]
Aight.

We use "roll 1, 0-150", aight?
User avatar #1481 to #1480 - AreyouSerious ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
ok i'll start the thread
User avatar #1461 - darealsnooki (05/25/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, how have you been?
User avatar #1462 to #1461 - giffythetoad (05/25/2015) [-]
I don't know.
User avatar #1463 to #1462 - darealsnooki (05/25/2015) [-]
College got you down?
User avatar #1464 to #1463 - giffythetoad (05/25/2015) [-]
No. I just have no proper response to the question.
User avatar #1465 to #1464 - darealsnooki (05/25/2015) [-]
Ah.

Are you busy now? I just wanna know if you're free to chat
User avatar #1466 to #1465 - giffythetoad (05/25/2015) [-]
I am not busy, but I have nothing to talk about.
User avatar #1467 to #1466 - darealsnooki (05/25/2015) [-]
I might have something.

Have you ever attended class, just not have the teacher not show up the whole hour/period?
User avatar #1468 to #1467 - darealsnooki (05/25/2015) [-]
My English is kinda broken here...
User avatar #1469 to #1468 - giffythetoad (05/25/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Broken English is nice.
Also, no.
User avatar #1470 to #1469 - darealsnooki (05/25/2015) [-]
I like this song

Speaking of which, you still running that stream of yours?
User avatar #1471 to #1470 - giffythetoad (05/25/2015) [-]
Yes, in fact I just finished not but 20 minutes ago streaming.
User avatar #1472 to #1471 - darealsnooki (05/25/2015) [-]
Ah.

Did you find more toad hentai?
#1458 - saltyfries (05/21/2015) [-]
SAMOA JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAMOA JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #1459 to #1458 - darealsnooki (05/21/2015) [-]
I KNOW, RIGHT?!
#1447 - bondofsnow (05/17/2015) [-]
Heres a bracket. All of the previously made matches are the same, i just added everyone who wasn't in it already.
User avatar #1448 to #1447 - darealsnooki (05/17/2015) [-]
Looks pretty noice
User avatar #1449 to #1448 - bondofsnow (05/17/2015) [-]
should I post this on fjwf now, or wait till tomorrow?
User avatar #1450 to #1449 - darealsnooki (05/17/2015) [-]
Now. They have to discuss their times to meet up and face each other
User avatar #1452 to #1450 - bondofsnow (05/17/2015) [-]
Should I post the rules as well (I don't know them so you'll have to tell me them) so that they know what to do tomorrow?
User avatar #1454 to #1453 - bondofsnow (05/17/2015) [-]
I don't know the rules
User avatar #1456 to #1454 - darealsnooki (05/17/2015) [-]
One more:

-Use "roll 1, 0-150". First to add up to 1000 wins
User avatar #1455 to #1454 - darealsnooki (05/17/2015) [-]
-This will span out over multiple days

-You and your partner shall discuss when to face each other. Tag their username them into your comment when you're ready to compete

-If your opponent and/or yourself is at least 30 minutes late to the meet-up time that you and your opponent have set for each other, then your opponent and/or you will be disqualified

-It doesn't matter what order the matches go in, just as long as you and your opponent are facing each other, and each other only, and we go into Monday with 8 people
User avatar #1457 to #1455 - bondofsnow (05/17/2015) [-]
its up
User avatar #1444 - darealsnooki (04/29/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, my cat Kramer had 5 kittens yesterday
User avatar #1445 to #1444 - giffythetoad (04/30/2015) [-]
You're getting all that pussy.
User avatar #1436 - thebestintheworld (04/27/2015) [-]
Sure, I'll join.
User avatar #1437 to #1436 - darealsnooki (04/27/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/fjwf

Fridays and Tuesdays are the days when the titles are defended, but I suggest that you try it out on Friday to compete for one; it's easier that way.

During the time of waiting, I suppose that you could talk wrestling with other members of the FJWF. That's the way to pass time there when titles aren't defended
#1434 - giffythetoad (04/27/2015) [-]
I thought of you.
User avatar #1435 to #1434 - darealsnooki (04/27/2015) [-]


I missed you, GIffy.

I gotta make something for you as well
#1443 to #1442 - darealsnooki (04/28/2015) [-]
Always good to see Shantae
User avatar #1432 - saltyfries (04/27/2015) [-]
gimme a link to fjwf
#1431 - giffythetoad (04/27/2015) [-]
Man, Okie sure is in the news a lot
Man, Okie sure is in the news a lot
User avatar #1430 to #1429 - darealsnooki (04/20/2015) [-]
It's a crazy song that has been a "ghost" throughout my life, but it now has effect whenever I contact you
#1425 - giffythetoad (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh Okie what will you do next?
Oh Okie what will you do next?
User avatar #1427 to #1425 - darealsnooki (04/20/2015) [-]
Oklahoma is a rewarding state, only if you're Indian
User avatar #1423 - darealsnooki (04/20/2015) [-]
giffythetoad, I miss you.

I miss licking those webby feet
#1424 to #1423 - giffythetoad (04/20/2015) [-]
Odd that you should mention feet, seeing as how some random guy, badboyscout, on kingdaniel's profile just drew this for me xD

I love it :3
User avatar #1426 to #1424 - darealsnooki (04/20/2015) [-]
I love it as well
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