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#200 - best use of woody ever 07/28/2014 on Choke a bitch? 0
#23 - pussay  [+] (8 new replies) 07/27/2014 on accurate 0
User avatar #24 - DrewRSmith (07/27/2014) [-]
Trust me, you do not want to be high and dehydrated at the same time. Scariest trip ever.
User avatar #85 - darksideofthebeast (07/27/2014) [-]
>scariest trip ever

someones never done a powerful psychedelic.
User avatar #137 - DrewRSmith (07/27/2014) [-]
Also, I think part of the reason that a bad weed high can actually be scarier is that weed is harmless. So when things go wrong you immediatly begin trying to figure out which hardcore drug it was laced with and that just makes you freak out even more.

Am I gonna be a crack whore now? I DONT WANNA BE A CRACK WHORE NOW!!!
User avatar #139 - darksideofthebeast (07/27/2014) [-]
Look, next time you're freaking out like that, tell yourself this "I am just high, I have nothing to worry about, my mind is just playing tricks on me"
And keep repeating it in your head, you'll be fine. You won't die and NEVER smoke with untrusted people!

If you don't trust them, don't smoke or do ANY drugs they have with them.
Go with your stash or a trusted friends stash to get high/trip.

Also, don't smoke again when you're dehydrated, it helps for some, like me. But for others, it feels like shit.
Drink a lot of water, eat a banana then smoke. You'll feel fine.
User avatar #136 - DrewRSmith (07/27/2014) [-]
Nope. I try to stay away from any synthetic drugs. I'm willing to try shrooms, but the opportunity has never presented itself, and I'm not so desperate to try them that I'll go out of my way to find them.

Basically, if its natural I'm ok with it.
User avatar #138 - darksideofthebeast (07/27/2014) [-]
Ok, I'm gonna say this just to get it out of the way.
I research drugs a lot and have done plenty of them. Synthetic doesn't mean shit. The lethal dose of LSD is 100k hits, you only need 1-2 for a TRIP, a real trip.
Meanwhile there is 10000 of mushrooms that can kill you by eating them.
And I'm not trying to be offensive, I'm just being real. Read this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_nature
That is the root of the nature only thought, things in nature kill you and don't kill you.
Things made from man do and don't kill you. Truly it is moderation you need to worry about.
Now, back to the story.

LSD and shrooms are both wonderful drugs, weed feels very odd at points. But the euphoria from LSD, shrooms and DMT is very good. It makes it unlikely to have bad thoughts in a good environment/mindset. I have done all 3 several times (shrooms once, acid 3 times dmt 3 times) and I have experienced 5 minutes of bad thoughts and that was on mushrooms in a bad environment, then I cleared up and felt fine and was happy as fuck.
LSD cured my anxiety, in fact. I was in and out of the hospital from panic attacks from heart palpitations that fucked with me a lot and I didn't like the feeling, though they weren't serious.
So I took acid and felt amazing the whole trip, during it I literally told myself to just stop worrying about such meaningless things and that death is going to be a beautiful thing.
I even had a heart palpitation on the peak of it and I didn't care, I brushed it off like nothing.
If I could do that in the state I was in, you would be fine from any psychedelic in a good environment.
I was around my mother, my brother and his girlfriend, all accepting of it so I didn't have to worry about being caught.

Synthetic doesn't matter, man. It does to a point, but drugs are drugs.
#37 - skorchy (07/27/2014) [-]
Sometimes I try to get to a level of dehydration where I'm edging between "Holy fuck this is the most amazing thing ever" and the kind of uncomfortable high where you are no longer a part of the earth and stare off into space so you don't die.

Just bring a fuckton of water bottles so if things go downhill you'll be ok.
User avatar #135 - DrewRSmith (07/27/2014) [-]
I could see that being fun. But I was dangerously dehydrated and outside in the Texas summer sun. Like I said, I fainted, hit my head (so there was ALSO the "do I have a concussion?" thoughts going through my head) AND I threw up. It was honestly terrifying. I didn't know if it was laced, or if I just smoked way more than I thought or what.
#28 - fucking hilarious. 07/21/2014 on If Bees Go Extinct 0
#13 - yes, the director demanded his sacrifice for the sake of realism 07/19/2014 on DAS RACIST +8
#188 - lies. rockets are made from tasteless ash. 07/19/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
#29 - This. At my work they are always complaining and/or asking for…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on The retail industry 0
User avatar #30 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
I never worked in retail, but I worked in a restaurant in high school and the restaurant was in a white community, but this community was right next to a very black community that had a lot of black people who spent more than they could afford. They'd all show up to this surf and turf casual restaurant in suits and stuff and come in and act like they run the fucking place. We had a lady come in, we gave her the best service we could, and she demanded we give her a free meal because it was too humid in the restaurant and that it affects her diabetes or some shit. Turns out she couldn't afford the meal and tried to dash. When she got arrested we also found out she had like 3 outstanding warrents for not paying some debts and stuff, and she owed a fuck ton of money. Despite the fact that she had a brand new mercedes
#4940 - **dapape rolls 2,786** 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#5 - you're supposed to say "so real" and just leave it at that.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #9 - lolzordz (07/05/2014) [-]
no one's supposed to say anything
#227 - the post was saying how sword are online sucks retard.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Clever title -11
User avatar #244 - reloyjerkins (06/30/2014) [-]
actually it says how much AoT sucks, read till the end...
#9 - I dont understand what you think is wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Is this a joke? +1
User avatar #10 - Zydratejunkie (06/27/2014) [-]
Ramadan is a month of fasting. The only eat when the sun is set.

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