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dantemp

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Date Signed Up:2/02/2011
Last Login:7/03/2015
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#148 - I remember there being more of them 05/02/2015 on Cosplaying 0
#168 - Yeah, if she lowers get standards beneath her. News flash, thi… 05/02/2015 on Cat tears +1
#28 - yeah, perfect logic, if only even a glimps of men kissing each… 05/01/2015 on Bitches ain't shit but hoes... -1
#23 - >implying that you don't swipe right every girl that doesn'… 05/01/2015 on Trying to find a girl on... +3
#31 - I really love how every ******* thing on the world is a…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Hot topic +46
User avatar #123 - greedtheavaricious (05/02/2015) [-]
Honestly I don't know why I'm still on this

Even 9/11 jokes make me angry and that's the most common thing here
User avatar #80 - Prada (05/02/2015) [-]
It's the same story in prison. Child molesters are viewed as the lowest of the low and are, more often than not, targeted by other inmates.
User avatar #143 - sursum (05/02/2015) [-]
Confirmed Funnyjunk is prison, you never leave.
#40 - Not as great difference but still: 05/01/2015 on Yeah, that must be it. +1
#217 - yeah, I think I'm talking about the same cases 04/29/2015 on Other side of Baltimore. 0
#196 - Greece women better looking than the slavian girls? Slavian gi… 04/29/2015 on Female Hotness 0
#136 - I think policemen should be harder on criminals. But I also th…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Other side of Baltimore. +8
User avatar #212 - sketchE (04/29/2015) [-]
two instances come to mind. the cop who shot a man in the back was fired and is being charged with murder

the cop who claimed to have reached for his taser had a badge cam and we are still awaiting information
User avatar #217 - dantemp (04/29/2015) [-]
yeah, I think I'm talking about the same cases
#169 - No, you need to work hard when you are not liked. When a girl …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! -1
User avatar #306 - shunkahawolf (04/28/2015) [-]
im talking about just shit like bar hopping, one night stands and shit like that
#159 - And women are associated with lock because they need to preser…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/28/2015 on POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! +2
User avatar #162 - shunkahawolf (04/28/2015) [-]
no women are associated with a lock because its usually hard to get them to fuck you. you have to buy drinks, look nice, ect ect. where all a women has to do to get a guy is say "wanna fuck?"
#174 - theelyzian (04/28/2015) [-]
"Hey cutie, wanna fuck?"
User avatar #245 - shunkahawolf (04/28/2015) [-]
im gay so it wouldnt work on me, but im sure someone would find those four women attractive.
User avatar #311 - theelyzian (04/28/2015) [-]
I think people here actually think i'm into landwhales.
User avatar #216 - technobanana (04/28/2015) [-]
Id fuck her rolls bruh
User avatar #189 - tankeruber (04/28/2015) [-]
This is my fetish, yes.

Find a girl whose fetish is a pasty-white nerd though, I dare you.
User avatar #197 - theelyzian (04/28/2015) [-]
How about you go find her? Lots of fish in the sea, lots of whales on the lands.
User avatar #169 - dantemp (04/28/2015) [-]
No, you need to work hard when you are not liked. When a girl likes you it's incredibly easy. Also, many guys will refuse to fuck a girl that they don't find attractive.
User avatar #306 - shunkahawolf (04/28/2015) [-]
im talking about just shit like bar hopping, one night stands and shit like that
#261 - The guy that made SkyUI returned to modding only because now i… 04/25/2015 on To GOG I go. -2
#1252 - no 04/24/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
#11 - If anyone's wondering, this amounts to saying "no". 04/24/2015 on Yes? +3
#22 - amazing spot, gj 04/24/2015 on Disney +5
#5 - What, are you implying that T3nd0 isn't a real modder? You kno…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on In light of the Steam... +48
#13 - Rascal (04/25/2015) [-]
Excuse me, have you ever heard of Enderal? It's the biggest Skyrim project so far i think.
Total conversion with self written books, music, a map as big as Skyrim and many other things. It's from a german team but it will come in english text+audio, too.
#189 - *Doubt* 04/24/2015 on ain't that some shit 0
#183 - I didn't accused you, but stated my doubt, can you make the di… 04/24/2015 on Wrong Neighbourhood 0
#65 - dude, chill  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on knowing spanish -76
#198 - Rascal (04/23/2015) [-]
Being overly angry at something tumblr does is a quirk of FJ
#179 - well, the fact that you exist (if you are even telling the tru…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Wrong Neighbourhood 0
#180 - matthlord (04/23/2015) [-]
Sure dislike it all you want. But the fact you immediatly accused me of lying cause I don´t fit in your mental picture you had going on there just makes me think of you as an idiot, no offense.
User avatar #183 - dantemp (04/24/2015) [-]
I didn't accused you, but stated my doubt, can you make the difference?
#94 - first of all, no you didn't. second of all, why? third…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on Anime 0
User avatar #95 - thejammer (04/23/2015) [-]
I want to the good and bad parts of anime
#174 - You are continuing to not get what I'm talking about. I'll giv…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Wrong Neighbourhood 0
#175 - matthlord (04/23/2015) [-]
The problem with your whole point is that you assume star wars is my first time seeing sci-fi, while in fact, I only got to see the old movies around a shamefully late age. I had seen a lot of sci-fi movies before that. And yet I still think star wars (atleast the old trilogy)is better than any movies they make nowadays.

Oh well atleast you got to fluant your intellect right?
User avatar #179 - dantemp (04/23/2015) [-]
well, the fact that you exist (if you are even telling the truth) isn't disproving my theory. When we are talking about what people like and dislike, there are always exceptions. And in my initial post I asked if there are such people, I was not stating there were not.

I have absolutely no problem with you liking it, good for you for having something to love. I will continue to dislike it, if it's all the same to you.
#180 - matthlord (04/23/2015) [-]
Sure dislike it all you want. But the fact you immediatly accused me of lying cause I don´t fit in your mental picture you had going on there just makes me think of you as an idiot, no offense.
User avatar #183 - dantemp (04/24/2015) [-]
I didn't accused you, but stated my doubt, can you make the difference?
#89 - I hope you are not asking because you need to know what other …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Anime +2
User avatar #90 - thejammer (04/23/2015) [-]
I want to people to tell me the good parts of anime and the bad parts
User avatar #94 - dantemp (04/23/2015) [-]
first of all, no you didn't.
second of all, why?
third of all, Anime is an industry that has produced thousands of different products, with different length, scope, target audience and intended purpose. It's like asking what the good and the bad parts of movies are.
User avatar #95 - thejammer (04/23/2015) [-]
I want to the good and bad parts of anime
#46 - Did you not read the description you ******* retard? … 04/23/2015 on Girl surprises her nurse +17
#159 - You don't seem to grasp the idea of "wow effect" and…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Wrong Neighbourhood 0
#173 - matthlord (04/23/2015) [-]
you are supposed to post counter-evidence then i.e. a modern sci-fi movie you think was good.
User avatar #174 - dantemp (04/23/2015) [-]
You are continuing to not get what I'm talking about. I'll give it one try, because I'm generous and if you ask me once again "but what is quality scy-fy??" I give up.

The Wow effect is connected with your expectations and knowledge. When you have never seen a sci-fi movie, you have never met the concepts of laser guns, teleportations, warp drives, space ships, etc, you are amazed by them. It's entirely new world. The visuals of alien species and planets are marvelous, something you have never expected. Star Wars is one of the first movies that tap into that pool, with at least a bit consistent story and revolutionary (for its time) CGI, it makes perfect sense that most people discover this realm by it and it created a cult following. But in reality the acting is terrible and the action is retarded. I won't comment on the plot, because it was spoiled for me and not one twist could catch me. Of course, for its time it was probably freaking amazing, I have no doubt. I can give an example of me being in fucking Awe by the graphics and the cinematic feel that MGS2 had, but if you come back to play it now you will never experience it like me, because you have seen all that the new tech has brought. Everything that SW has that can produce the child wonder the true fans have is stripped by the advancement of technology and the spoiler ridden pop-culture.


For me the sci-fi genre was presented by movies like Contact and Armagedon. I would never argue that those movies are anything exceptionally good, but they got to kid-me first. Actually, If I had to give a movie as an example of really well done story about space civilizations, maybe Guardins of the Galaxy will be the best example, but it will only work for people that like movies that don't take themselves too seriously. I'm not sure if there was ever a serious movie about aliens that wasn't full of plotholes and inconsistencies. And it seriously annoys me when a movie tries to act all high and mighty, "look at me, I'm a serious take on space adventures" and it ends up just as full with bs as any other. But people liked Interestellar for isntance, so for each their own I guess.
#175 - matthlord (04/23/2015) [-]
The problem with your whole point is that you assume star wars is my first time seeing sci-fi, while in fact, I only got to see the old movies around a shamefully late age. I had seen a lot of sci-fi movies before that. And yet I still think star wars (atleast the old trilogy)is better than any movies they make nowadays.

Oh well atleast you got to fluant your intellect right?
User avatar #179 - dantemp (04/23/2015) [-]
well, the fact that you exist (if you are even telling the truth) isn't disproving my theory. When we are talking about what people like and dislike, there are always exceptions. And in my initial post I asked if there are such people, I was not stating there were not.

I have absolutely no problem with you liking it, good for you for having something to love. I will continue to dislike it, if it's all the same to you.
#180 - matthlord (04/23/2015) [-]
Sure dislike it all you want. But the fact you immediatly accused me of lying cause I don´t fit in your mental picture you had going on there just makes me think of you as an idiot, no offense.
User avatar #183 - dantemp (04/24/2015) [-]
I didn't accused you, but stated my doubt, can you make the difference?

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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - Rascal (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
User avatar #18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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