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#134 - my bad. I was sleepy 19 hours ago on Gender equality 0
#35 - This joke sure is *still* funny after the *sixth* ...  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Gender equality -2
User avatar #84 - rhc (07/12/2014) [-]
sixth gorrilionth? that doesn't sound right.
User avatar #36 - majormayor (07/11/2014) [-]
I'm sure I've seen it much more than six times.
User avatar #134 - dantemp (19 hours ago) [-]
my bad. I was sleepy
#29 - stop buying them for ***** sake. It's the easiest… 07/11/2014 on Pick a game +1
#16 - yeah, demotivational posters, when did we forgot about them :/  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on The difference between... +2
User avatar #20 - blokrokker (07/10/2014) [-]
Not soon enough.
#19 - blokrokker has deleted their comment.
#6 - I want to see more of the girl Zorro ... 07/10/2014 on He strikes again 0
#161 - Actually, she did a pretty good job. It would be a cringe if n… 07/10/2014 on tumblr vs 4chan: cringe... +1
#196 - this is old as **** , way before the "chan be…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on This man does god's work +1
#217 - captainprincess (07/10/2014) [-]
Not even a little bit relevant
#242 - When you stop striving for a high ground and start listening w… 07/10/2014 on Who posted this? 0
#239 - So, you're saying that I don't find sexual acts with childre…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Who posted this? 0
User avatar #241 - blokrokker (07/09/2014) [-]
You literally admitted to searching for and watching child porn, in this very thread. You don't have any high ground to claim, so don't even try.

"I'll not waste any more of my time with you."
You say that like you're somehow the better man here.
User avatar #242 - dantemp (07/10/2014) [-]
When you stop striving for a high ground and start listening what has been said to you, then you would be worth talking to. I'm not looking down on you, I'm simply telling you why I'm not arguing with you.
#238 - OK, we are clearly not going anywhere with this. I believe we …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Who posted this? 0
User avatar #240 - evilhomer (07/09/2014) [-]
The phrase "What you don't see doesn't hurt you" can be used in this sense. I despise of people who think that way as if it is normal. I would probably lose a lot of acquaintance if I were to know what they are thinking, but I do not know. Unlike you who is very opened in your opinion.
Just because a person has a viewpoint on something you are not obligated to agree with it.
I agree that there is nothing more to be said here. We are like two polar opposites with our opinions.

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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ******** . Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our " ******* " - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some ******** put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
User avatar #28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
User avatar #24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
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#19 - sirnigga (08/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - thenopepope (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
User avatar #16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
User avatar #17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
User avatar #14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a ****** . On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
User avatar #9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
User avatar #10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
User avatar #11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
User avatar #12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?
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