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#65 - thank you 03/19/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy #15 0
#61 - can you remove me from the mentions pls?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy #15 0
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#64 - gameshredder (03/19/2016) [-]
gotcha
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#65 - dantemp (03/19/2016) [-]
thank you
#213 - You know, I don't like drama, but I feel like I should make th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Rape of Europe 0
#237 - freakinfranks (01/12/2016) [-]
While this video does show us that problems exist, its mostly just sensationalism. It just shows a problem everyone and their grandmother has heard of and presents no sensible solution and just tries to appeal to people. And as you have noticed by the circlejerking going on, it works.

But you should probably just post your opinion on it anyway because people filter information to fit their world views and a lot of them don't go further from the epic maymay crusade action. (Maybe it will influence someone who actually looks at both sides of the story)
#88 - Well, three weeks without spoilers was better than I'd hoped a… 01/12/2016 on kek 0
#295 - You are a total idiot. I was going to explain some of the ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on judas -1
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#305 - funnyhard (01/11/2016) [-]
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How are you gonna explain the bullshit you just wrote several times? You didn't even check the sources. I couldn't care less about dummies like you.
#292 - omg - "The suspects are not asylum-seekers. The 21-year-o…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on judas -1
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#293 - funnyhard (01/11/2016) [-]
'Fuck off'! What a mature response! Are you really that dense? The German police says they are SYRIAN citzens: one an accepted refugee, the other one seeking asylum. They knew their victims and raped them. So you say rape is okay?

www.presseportal.de/blaulicht/pm/110970/3218826
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#295 - dantemp (01/11/2016) [-]
You are a total idiot. I was going to explain some of the shit you said, but your last sentence shows your complete lack self-awareness or willingness to listen to reason, so I won't bother.
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#305 - funnyhard (01/11/2016) [-]
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How are you gonna explain the bullshit you just wrote several times? You didn't even check the sources. I couldn't care less about dummies like you.
#291 - Nevermind, I found them. And as it turns out, the suspects are… 01/11/2016 on judas -1
#290 - I had to dig into the comments to find your sources (which you… 01/11/2016 on judas -1
#70 - Isn't a sloppy second ******* a girl that has been creampied? … 01/11/2016 on When She Says Shes A Virgin 0
#46 - I don't understand the people that want virgins. It's terrible…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on When She Says Shes A Virgin 0
#51 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
the logic behind it is that she has never had sex, therefore not only are you FIRST (and not getting sloppy seconds, thirds, etc.) but also, she will be tightest she possibly can be.

beyond that, some men also see a virgin as an opportunity. You have a girl that's never had sex and is therefore ignorant. It can be frustrating, but it can also lead to opportunity and she might just take your word for somethings. It's taking advantage, but eh. Plenty will want a woman who is experienced just as well. different strokes.
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#70 - dantemp (01/11/2016) [-]
Isn't a sloppy second fucking a girl that has been creampied? Beyond that girls having a lot of sex does not "damage" them in any way.

And I can't accept the possiblity to take advantage as a good argument. It only enforces the notion that guys that want virgins are just douces.
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#25 - minionofdolan (11/18/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well Shit... ** Nope sadly Im not trolling Ive been lurking beta threads, feels threads, and others along the same lines for about 4 days straight now across many chans. Im self esteem is at its lowest and I feel like venting to someone even if its a stranger on the internet. For you see in my real little world I am alone. I have no friends, most of family lives out of state, GF lives about 2 hours north of me so I only see her every couple months or so If Im lucky. Nope its just me. I guess im the stereotypical dork that is a basement dweller and has no life. I spend 90% of my time while not working of course on FJ,Chans,or a few mmo sites I play on that or some xbox that's about it. Sadly I love playing vidya games but Im terrible at most. If you ever checked my **** its always at the lowest difficulty due to me not being able to actually play very well. More later I suppose. So I know this is a stupid amerifag question but never been out of the u.s What is it like where you hail from?
#26 to #25 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a difficulty question. I've never been in America (never actually lived anywhere, except in Rome for a week, for one disastrously bad PES tournament) so I can't have an informed opinion.

That being said, I've watched enough television and read enough things, to have the opinion that here is quite less cool.
There are things that are ridiculously bad, like the fact that most of the people have salaries around $400 per month but the fuel is something like twice more expensive. Same with gaming, if you pay $400 for a PS4, I pay 400 euros, which is ********. Don't get me started on health care, it is normal for a people that can't work anything to not get any help, not to mention people insane to the point of inability to take care of themselves.
It's not all bad though, you still can do good things if you know what you're doing. You still can make money. The mentality of the people older than me is ****** up though. My father for instance is convinced that the term "defending your rights" is fairytale. Good that my mother taught me to do it, so I recently managed to fix a tax that was unfairly given to me. As a whole people that have grown during the socialist regime are pretty ****** up, bitter, angry and aggressive. There are exception of course, but most of the times someone gets on my nerve, is someone like that. We have our "*******" - gypsies. Their culture is pretty barbarian, but this being "anti racist" times, our government does almost nothing about it, actually condoning their criminal behavior. They make me see why some people could grow racist. It's not right, but I can see why it can happen. I've written a post about it here: www.funnyjunk.com/if+we+all+could+just+learn+from+this/funny-pictures/4886208/108#108

Our political state is a joke. None of the parties seem fit to rule over the country. There was this one guy that seemed good (he ****** up our health and school systems, but we know why he did it, moving the money to take care of the infrastructure of country and actually finishing what he started) but recently he acted like a little bitch, giving up to the pressure some assholes put upon him and resigning 3-4 months before the new election (he was a prime minister and he pulled off everyone from his party) and I lost faith in him too. Now the people that got the most votes are ex-socialist and people are protesting like crazy. I think the mob in front of the government is there for 6 months now.

Anything more specific?
#27 to #26 - anon (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Animal facts ** Well then...that pretty much sums it up for me. Also ps4 is 600 here
#28 to #27 - dantemp (11/18/2013) [-]
what? you sure? isn't this like a bundle or something? I'm pretty sure that the standard package is 400.
#24 - crimsontyyde (08/13/2013) [-]
bb, bbpls luv me bb, bb y wnt u lk me in the eyes whn we mk luv bb?
#20 - crzycuban (08/08/2013) [-]
gimme the link to that jessica post that pixelated PLEASE
#18 - thenopepope ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero funnyjunk needs
#16 - diverdee (08/08/2013) [-]
You got so many thumps on that anon-jessica text didnt you?
But You also deserve it! you are the man.. Or the woman if that is the case!
#17 to #16 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
yes I did, and it makes me pretty happy
but if there was anything more I could do so the guy from 4chan could feel the win he caused, I would have done it a 100 times...
#14 - tdogmeds (08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, I gotta thank you for puttin in the work on that greentext.
#15 to #14 - dantemp (08/08/2013) [-]
#7 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
I am sincerely sorry for being a faggot. On my behalf, I honor you with a ****
#8 to #7 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude, comment on my profile? You are taking this too seriously, I'm starting to feel bad that I actually hurt your feelings....
#9 to #8 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
lol its k i was gonna kill myself tonight anyway
#10 to #9 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh, good, I was worried there for a second. Phew.
#11 to #10 - supertanto (02/14/2013) [-]
i died
#12 to #11 - dantemp (02/14/2013) [-]
Wow. They got WiFi down there?