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danster

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheMagnificentCurlyQ/
Consoles Owned: What does it matter?
Video Games Played: Too many to list
Interests: The hole in your pants.
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:6/30/2015
Location:United States
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Content Views:497808
Times Content Favorited:583 times
Total Comments Made:5342
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#90 - >January >Regular human 06/27/2015 on School in September +17
#586 - Somebody didn't like my idea of becoming a Conquistador 06/25/2015 on Given immortality but sent... 0
#535 - now i know to act jewish during that century 06/25/2015 on Given immortality but sent... 0
#524 - Picture 06/25/2015 on Given immortality but sent... +1
#523 - I could too, son. 06/25/2015 on Given immortality but sent... +1
#520 - You know, I do look middle eastern...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on Given immortality but sent... +1
#693 - Ethshar (06/26/2015) [-]
And you'd come back to life no worse for wear shortly after being nailed to a piece of wood.
#160 - Meet Jesus, laugh when people's interpretations of God differs…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Given immortality but sent... +177
User avatar #586 - danster (06/25/2015) [-]
Somebody didn't like my idea of becoming a Conquistador
#500 - pulderex (06/25/2015) [-]
I love the spreading seed part. Funny idea, and absolutely possible, since you could brag about with your insane fighting, leadership and diplomatic skills that you did aqcuire during the past 500 years and just take any girl that you want. Anyone wanting to stop you would not be able to kill you, because fighting skills and immortality.

I could live with that.
User avatar #523 - danster (06/25/2015) [-]
I could too, son.
#463 - Ethshar (06/25/2015) [-]
Dude,you would be jesus.
User avatar #520 - danster (06/25/2015) [-]
You know, I do look middle eastern...
#693 - Ethshar (06/26/2015) [-]
And you'd come back to life no worse for wear shortly after being nailed to a piece of wood.
#400 - myjunk (06/25/2015) [-]
Become Jack the Ripper
Get lifetime in prison
#rekt
#418 - Rascal (06/25/2015) [-]
He or she was never found though
User avatar #527 - angelious (06/25/2015) [-]
he was a polish jewish person. they actually did arrest him once but since the only witness was another jewish person they couldnt press charges the witness learned ripper was jewish and since jewish people had this thing about not testifying againts each other he refused to testify he was found like a year or two ago via dna test.
User avatar #535 - danster (06/25/2015) [-]
now i know to act jewish during that century
#397 - angelious (06/25/2015) [-]
>become jack the ripper
>jack the ripper was jewish

danster confirmed for jew!
#524 - danster (06/25/2015) [-]
#167 - xxjmacxx (06/25/2015) [-]
>prevent EA
#74 - It's not worth running. 06/25/2015 on Skyrim 0
#27 - So far FO4 is shaping up to be a good Borderlands game. 06/24/2015 on Fallout 4 confirmed for Fancy +1
#42 - If Kenshiro doesn't have a stand he can't attack Jotaro's …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on Fist of the North +5
User avatar #48 - ghostyogurt (06/15/2015) [-]
Also people without a stand can't see stands. Only way Kenshiro could win would be predicting when jotaro was going to attack the going in close for a omae wa mo shindeiru fuck you combo or if he did his ultimate attack he used on souther and hit his pressure points from afar

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User avatar #63 - davidavidson (04/07/2015) [-]
hahahahahahaahahah

BLOCKED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
User avatar #64 to #63 - danster (04/07/2015) [-]
...what?
User avatar #65 to #64 - davidavidson (04/07/2015) [-]
Thumbed down my Sweden yes post.

Get blocked
User avatar #66 to #65 - danster (04/07/2015) [-]
I thumb nearly everything down. Don't get your panties in a bunch.
User avatar #67 to #66 - davidavidson (04/07/2015) [-]
hahahaha

stay blocked
User avatar #68 to #67 - danster (04/07/2015) [-]
I guess the polite thing to do is return the favor.
User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (04/04/2015) [-]
you are a
User avatar #69 to #62 - danster (06/02/2015) [-]
jew
User avatar #51 - hotpost (01/04/2015) [-]
are you a gangsta?
User avatar #52 to #51 - danster (01/04/2015) [-]
I'm Hispanic, if that counts.
User avatar #53 to #52 - hotpost (01/04/2015) [-]
where from?
User avatar #54 to #53 - danster (01/04/2015) [-]
Hispaniola
User avatar #57 to #54 - hotpost (01/04/2015) [-]
never heard of that country
User avatar #59 to #57 - tentaquil (01/04/2015) [-]
hi hotpost
User avatar #58 to #57 - danster (01/04/2015) [-]
That's because It's an Island.
User avatar #60 to #58 - hotpost (01/04/2015) [-]
do you fish or hunt ?
User avatar #61 to #60 - danster (01/04/2015) [-]
I hunted Mangoes. Those delicious bastards can be pretty elusive when you need something to eat.
User avatar #46 - istartedthewar (08/07/2014) [-]
What have i done
User avatar #47 to #46 - danster (08/07/2014) [-]
Yes, yes, let the invisible text flow.
User avatar #48 to #47 - istartedthewar (08/07/2014) [-]
#191919 master race
User avatar #49 to #48 - danster (08/07/2014) [-]
May we live long and prosper.
#43 - drizztrocks (07/18/2014) [-]
**** you **** mother ****** , you **** with me and thumb my **** down, I'll **** you up you peece of **** ****** bitch,
User avatar #44 to #43 - danster (07/18/2014) [-]
5/10
User avatar #39 - gerno (06/21/2014) [-]
why the **** did you get black text?
User avatar #45 to #39 - danster (08/05/2014) [-]
I did it, I changed the color to #191919
User avatar #40 to #39 - danster (06/21/2014) [-]
so people can overreact to it.
User avatar #41 to #40 - gerno (06/21/2014) [-]
im not gonna lie, it is a pretty clever idea.
User avatar #42 to #41 - danster (06/21/2014) [-]
It was. Every comment receives negative feedback.

If you get colored text, try using #191919. I'm pretty sure it's the background color to the comment section.
User avatar #26 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
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