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Gender: male
Age: 22
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheMagnificentCurlyQ/
Consoles Owned: What does it matter?
Video Games Played: Too many to list
Interests: The hole in your pants.
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:United States
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latest user's comments

#23 - Trackmania  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2015 on darn it 0
#24 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
Thanks. Im too lazy to log in tho.
#16 - That isn't GTA  [+] (10 new replies) 07/30/2015 on darn it -12
#22 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
What game is this, tho?
User avatar #23 - danster (07/30/2015) [-]
Trackmania
#24 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
Thanks. Im too lazy to log in tho.
#21 - greedtheavaricious (07/30/2015) [-]
Mocking comment: What a very astute observation, meatbag.
#37 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
Bitch, only the HK 50's used adjectives. It would just be "statement" from 47. the 50's always said mocking, condescending, etc. pfffffffff
User avatar #38 - greedtheavaricious (07/30/2015) [-]
Bro you for real

HK-47 said it long before those crude copies did
#40 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
bruh I am all real.

He would only begin his sentences with "statement, conjecture, query," and so on. not "Unnecessary Addendum, Condescending Explanation, or Weary Resignation." the feckin droid was simpler, as was his vocabulary.

mufucka I am all. too. real.

if you can find a video of HK fortyfuckinseven beginning his sentences in the adjective-noun form of the HK 50s, I'll snap my og xbox kotor 1 disc right fuckin there

I AM WAY TOO SERIOUS ABOUT THIS
User avatar #41 - greedtheavaricious (12 hours ago) [-]
It appears that you are correct

From this day on I shall switch between HK-47 and HK-50 pictures depending on what I want to say
#42 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
Knowledge has been imparted.

my job is done
#31 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
best kotor character
#48 - There is a lot to do, but it's all the same. Every single radi… 07/28/2015 on Deja Vu 0
#47 - Oh whoops, misread. Let's try it again. Noah, Sky… 07/28/2015 on Deja Vu 0
#45 - Noah, FO3 wasn't that great either.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Deja Vu 0
User avatar #46 - noahlikespie (07/28/2015) [-]
That's what I'm saying. FO3 belongs in the trash. I don't think Skyrim is that bad though.
User avatar #47 - danster (07/28/2015) [-]
Oh whoops, misread. Let's try it again.
Noah, Skyrim wasn't that great.
#29 - No, I like the PC. If this costs a PC and a PS4 then that suck… 07/28/2015 on r2-ps4 0
#12 - >he still uses honeypotbay Enjoy being spied on by the FBI.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on The Pirate Bay 0
#17 - afuckinmazing (07/28/2015) [-]
FBI can't touch me behind me 1337 proxies and windows firewall bro
#1278386 - Please, Todd Howard, tell me more sweet little lies. 07/28/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#10 - And you know what's the worst part? It's still a PS4.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/28/2015 on r2-ps4 -13
User avatar #15 - mrtallguy (07/28/2015) [-]
Damn, people still actually like the xbone more?
User avatar #29 - danster (07/28/2015) [-]
No, I like the PC. If this costs a PC and a PS4 then that sucks, because it will undoubtedly still be a PS4 in terms of power.
#17 - obamaismywaifu (07/28/2015) [-]
ii just, personally, dont like the ps4 controller
#18 - mrtallguy (07/28/2015) [-]
Your controllers are looking like an early 2000's knock off PC controller fam
User avatar #26 - dinozzzo (07/28/2015) [-]
i have big thumbs, so when i use the ps4 or ps3 controller my thumbs bump into one another. i like the 360 controller best, but i like the ps4 console best. so i use the 360 controller on the ps4
User avatar #21 - rainbowrush (07/28/2015) [-]
Gamecube controller or get out of my face.
User avatar #30 - alpacalypse (07/28/2015) [-]
ayy
#19 - obamaismywaifu (07/28/2015) [-]
i still have a 360
User avatar #20 - mrtallguy (07/28/2015) [-]
Ehh. I just cant stand not having my thumbs in proper parallel positions. Messes with my hand eye coordination.
#16 - But FO3 and Skyrim do belong in the trash.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Deja Vu 0
User avatar #24 - noahlikespie (07/28/2015) [-]
*But FO3 and Skyrim does belong in the trash.

fixed
User avatar #45 - danster (07/28/2015) [-]
Noah, FO3 wasn't that great either.
User avatar #46 - noahlikespie (07/28/2015) [-]
That's what I'm saying. FO3 belongs in the trash. I don't think Skyrim is that bad though.
User avatar #47 - danster (07/28/2015) [-]
Oh whoops, misread. Let's try it again.
Noah, Skyrim wasn't that great.
User avatar #27 - centraldogma (07/28/2015) [-]
*Both games were fairly enjoyable in their own right, despite failing to live up to the quality of their predecessors
fixed again
User avatar #28 - noahlikespie (07/28/2015) [-]
FO3 wasn't as bad as people make it out to be, and I just don't know people have a problem with Skyrim. Oblivion isn't identical to Morrowind, and Morrowind sure isn't similar to Daggerfall, but to my knowledge, people didn't complain nearly as much with the transition between those.

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User avatar #63 - davidavidson (04/07/2015) [-]
hahahahahahaahahah

BLOCKED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
User avatar #64 to #63 - danster (04/07/2015) [-]
...what?
User avatar #65 to #64 - davidavidson (04/07/2015) [-]
Thumbed down my Sweden yes post.

Get blocked
User avatar #66 to #65 - danster (04/07/2015) [-]
I thumb nearly everything down. Don't get your panties in a bunch.
User avatar #67 to #66 - davidavidson (04/07/2015) [-]
hahahaha

stay blocked
User avatar #68 to #67 - danster (04/07/2015) [-]
I guess the polite thing to do is return the favor.
User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (04/04/2015) [-]
you are a
User avatar #69 to #62 - danster (06/02/2015) [-]
jew
User avatar #51 - hotpost (01/04/2015) [-]
are you a gangsta?
User avatar #52 to #51 - danster (01/04/2015) [-]
I'm Hispanic, if that counts.
User avatar #53 to #52 - hotpost (01/04/2015) [-]
where from?
User avatar #54 to #53 - danster (01/04/2015) [-]
Hispaniola
User avatar #57 to #54 - hotpost (01/04/2015) [-]
never heard of that country
User avatar #59 to #57 - tentaquil (01/04/2015) [-]
hi hotpost
User avatar #58 to #57 - danster (01/04/2015) [-]
That's because It's an Island.
User avatar #60 to #58 - hotpost (01/04/2015) [-]
do you fish or hunt ?
User avatar #61 to #60 - danster (01/04/2015) [-]
I hunted Mangoes. Those delicious bastards can be pretty elusive when you need something to eat.
User avatar #46 - istartedthewar (08/07/2014) [-]
What have i done
User avatar #47 to #46 - danster (08/07/2014) [-]
Yes, yes, let the invisible text flow.
User avatar #48 to #47 - istartedthewar (08/07/2014) [-]
#191919 master race
User avatar #49 to #48 - danster (08/07/2014) [-]
May we live long and prosper.
#43 - drizztrocks ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
**** you **** mother ****** , you **** with me and thumb my **** down, I'll **** you up you peece of **** ****** bitch,
User avatar #44 to #43 - danster (07/18/2014) [-]
5/10
User avatar #39 - gerno ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
why the **** did you get black text?
User avatar #45 to #39 - danster (08/05/2014) [-]
I did it, I changed the color to #191919
User avatar #40 to #39 - danster (06/21/2014) [-]
so people can overreact to it.
User avatar #41 to #40 - gerno ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
im not gonna lie, it is a pretty clever idea.
User avatar #42 to #41 - danster (06/21/2014) [-]
It was. Every comment receives negative feedback.

If you get colored text, try using #191919. I'm pretty sure it's the background color to the comment section.
User avatar #26 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
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