Upload
Login or register

danster

Last status update:
-
Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:7/27/2016
Location:United States
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#5031
Highest Content Rank:#447
Highest Comment Rank:#177
Content Thumbs: 11188 total,  12367 ,  1179
Comment Thumbs: 19683 total,  24236 ,  4553
Content Level Progress: 77% (77/100)
Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 47% (470/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:522699
Times Content Favorited:592 times
Total Comments Made:5461
FJ Points:26228
Favorite Tags: funny (14) | 4Chan (8) | frustrating (8) | Hell (7) | Rosario (7) | Vampire (7) | client (4) | clients (4) | v (4) | b (3) | tsukune (3) | black (2) | Breasts (2) | cat (2) | Dog (2) | from (2) | heaven (2) | Kurumu (2) | Minecraft (2) | mizore (2)

Text Posts

  • Views: 60699
    Thumbs Up 2005 Thumbs Down 89 Total: +1916
    Comments: 222
    Favorites: 148
    Uploaded: 01/25/15
    Freelancing is a health risk Freelancing is a health risk
  • Views: 38780
    Thumbs Up 1985 Thumbs Down 163 Total: +1822
    Comments: 66
    Favorites: 38
    Uploaded: 04/08/12
    9Gag 9Gag
  • Views: 57182
    Thumbs Up 1703 Thumbs Down 78 Total: +1625
    Comments: 151
    Favorites: 84
    Uploaded: 06/08/14
    Skeletal Desires Skeletal Desires
  • Views: 37966
    Thumbs Up 1068 Thumbs Down 54 Total: +1014
    Comments: 32
    Favorites: 32
    Uploaded: 08/09/14
    Gaben's diet Gaben's diet
  • Views: 33369
    Thumbs Up 962 Thumbs Down 59 Total: +903
    Comments: 36
    Favorites: 41
    Uploaded: 08/06/14
    The Fault in our Clients The Fault in our Clients
  • Views: 34713
    Thumbs Up 880 Thumbs Down 53 Total: +827
    Comments: 94
    Favorites: 14
    Uploaded: 07/20/14
    Client from Hell Client from Hell

latest user's comments

#5 - It's a form a fishing  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2016 on Watch a fish +7
User avatar
#11 - XVI (07/20/2016) [-]
*Fishting
#9 - of course you aren't. they are distracting us from Hillary… 07/11/2016 on To hell with the race... +128
#66 - Go home? Africa may have been their ancestor's home but it was…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2016 on BTFO +73
#178 - anon (07/10/2016) [-]
But the majority of them blame whites for what their ancestors did.
So they should go back to their ancestors home and use the 'systems their ancestors built'. It just so happens that running around, eating dirt and dying from AIDS isn't that much fun.
#124 - masterboll (07/10/2016) [-]
b-b-but all blacks lived in africa
#54 - It's not hard at all. 07/07/2016 on How tough are ya +2
#3 - Dark Souls II was a mistake  [+] (24 new replies) 07/05/2016 on Xudsuger Sexhavn Cary -4
#29 - anon (07/17/2016) [-]
DS2 is good game but not as great as the other 2
User avatar
#18 - nathanbiggs (07/06/2016) [-]
You mean 3? 3 is the worst one in the series and I'm glad it's over.
User avatar
#13 - wildoats (07/06/2016) [-]
Dark souls 2 was good, it's biggest feature over ds1 was the quantity. But ds1 had the story, the land transitions all fit together... etc
User avatar
#19 - pirateseatcarrots (07/06/2016) [-]
The animation and bosses were garbage tho.
#14 - anon (07/06/2016) [-]
so gameplay vs story?
User avatar
#7 - grarl (07/05/2016) [-]
I enjoyed dark souls 2 more than one or 3
#10 - anon (07/05/2016) [-]
So did I, enjoy your red thumbs... Can someone accurately articulate what they hate about DSII?
User avatar
#17 - magmon (07/06/2016) [-]
The issue with DKS2 was, mainly for me, artificial difficulty. Especially in the DLCs. Instead of making boss fights with tactics (EG all of them in DKS except Bed of Chaos, most in DKS3), or enemies with counter strategies (Think Black Knights. They were hard, but you could beat them if you knew how. Havel, the hydra, etc etc.), they just put plainly unfair enemies in areas to slow you down. This is my single complaint about DKS3 as well. Sure, it makes EVERY play through take longer whereas in DKS you can fucking hustle like Usain Bolt once you've memorized enemy patterns, but it is just unsatisfying. Like, oh fuck, I have to fucking deal with one of these assholes. Or, instead of making a new and unique boss with its own mechanics, FUCK IT, just put in TWO invisible cats! It just has this whole air of "FUCK IT" about it. It, Bloodborne, and DKS3 all suffer from over-large enemies with imprecise attacking hit boxes as well. That teleporting big mouth lizard asshole on the Irithyl bridge in DKS3 is a prime example. Oh shit, he did a biting attack! Luckily I was standing between his back legs! Oh, somehow I died. Cool.

Thus, I order my favorites DKS, DKS3, Bloodborne, DKS2. Never beat DS.
User avatar
#16 - ezzay (07/06/2016) [-]
I didn't hate DSII, I liked it a lot, but I did feel it had its short comings. Obviously the story was weak, but it was more than that, it wasn't as fleshed out as dark souls or even demons souls was. but my main gripe is the land cohesiveness. It feels like a bunch of levels pasted together than a real world, and combine that with the world being less fleshed out, it seemed to flat. Finally, some of the bosses phone it in. I don't need all of them to be awesome, but the important story ones should be kick-ass. the bed of chaos was a broken boss, sure. but they were trying something new. the lord soul with the giant fire demon that slowly punches at you was extremely lazy. it also doesn't make any sense, considering that the smelter demon is in the same level, And I loved that boss fight. It did bring some great mechanical improvements over the original, but It had too many things bringing it down in my book. Still loved it though.
User avatar
#20 - arrowfrogamped (07/06/2016) [-]
In all honesty I think I enjoyed playing Dark Souls 2 much better than dark souls one. While the story incongruent in 2 really bothered me I felt game play was much more varied due to choices amd possibility of builds. DKS 1 had the story by far and travelling felt much more fluid. Lorrin was big but navigateable. I personally think 3 has the most potential for being the best. Pvp is great, weapons (for the most part) are great, upgrading is a little bull Imo but whatever. Nice tie backs to demon souls with Firelink. Story is Decent but could be expanded. My only real hang up with Dark Souls 3 is its length. 3 is REALLY fucking short amd that bothers me more than anything. DKS 1 was time consuming because of hidden things. Ds2 was just really fucking big and demon souls was hard therefore time consuming. But ds 3 is just so lacking in length.
User avatar
#12 - janeyzombie (07/05/2016) [-]
Dark Souls 2 Critique
How we were lied to about Dark Souls 2
How Dark Souls 2 isnt as good as Dark Souls 1

First one is the most eloquent
#4 - anon (07/05/2016) [-]
No it wasn't, DSI was shit compared to DSII and DSIII made mages pointless. Playing DSI after II made me realize how the hate for II is a huge circlejerk for the first. YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT
#28 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
DS1 had better plot, better npcs, better stories for NPCs, better level design, better aesthetic and wasnt a big fucking mess.

the only thing DS2 had over 1 is the pvp, and you can stick that pvp up your ass when the game itself isnt enjoyable.
#5 - Glitched (07/05/2016) [-]
You can be a mage in DSIII and still kick ass.
#6 - anon (07/05/2016) [-]
yeah for PvE, but PvP it's a pain when cast times make it so that they can roll away almost everytime, not to mention now you have magic instead of spell uses AND on top of that estus flasks fill magic and health, so now you have less flasks and are more likely to get shit on by a warrior. honestly out of the trilogy DSII is my favorite and I don't see why people hate it so much..
User avatar
#8 - janeyzombie (07/05/2016) [-]
Maybe because it's

shit
User avatar
#15 - thatmetalguy (07/06/2016) [-]
I've only ever played the third one. I really enjoyed DS3 but I'm worried I've spoiled myself now and won't be able to get as hyped about DS1 or 2
#9 - anon (07/05/2016) [-]
You have your opinion and I have mine.
"all the pinkies in the world can't help you now" -Death
red thumbs please, posted as anon because I saw this coming lightyears away.
User avatar
#11 - janeyzombie (07/05/2016) [-]
Why are you afraid of red thumbs? Do you stand so little behind your own opinion?

Of course everyone can have their opinion, and to me, Dark Souls 2 was nothing more and nothing less than an insult that doesn't deserve it's name
User avatar
#21 - arrowfrogamped (07/06/2016) [-]
Is that based on a specific aspect of Ds2 or are you comparing styles game play against ds1?
User avatar
#23 - janeyzombie (07/06/2016) [-]
Comparing everything, not just gameplay
User avatar
#25 - arrowfrogamped (07/06/2016) [-]
So everything about dark souls 2 was shit?
User avatar
#26 - janeyzombie (07/06/2016) [-]
I'm overexaggerating out of frustration because it could have improved upon DS1

It wasn't complete shit, but it wasn't anywhere near where it should have been
User avatar
#27 - arrowfrogamped (07/07/2016) [-]
Fair enough I agree with that. Even with the improvements that Scholar brought it could have been better. Although I miss the certain movements for Greatswords that were in Ds2 that aren't In ds3
#46 - So glad this infograph has citations. 06/19/2016 on On a scale of 1-10 how... +1
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2016 on Bit nippy outside +2
User avatar
#11 - LtShinySides (06/21/2016) [-]
You're a dragons bitch.
#125 - I'm a hispanic that looks middle eastern and I support trump. 06/15/2016 on enough is enough +1
#26 - You have to be an idiot to believe they actually handle their …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2016 on Delet This +33
User avatar
#194 - elcreepo (06/10/2016) [-]
Trump admitted he does at night

And even so it's still sad that they choose immature fuckwits to manage their accounts and spark flame wars
#192 - ripgeckosncherios (06/10/2016) [-]
If they don't fire whoever wrote taht they are still endorsing immaturity
User avatar
#62 - therealfell (06/10/2016) [-]
trump said he does, after 6 or 7pm
User avatar
#38 - buddywuggle (06/10/2016) [-]
>Implying they aren't just mindless mechs piloted by illuminati trained squirrels.
#14 - Picture 06/09/2016 on pretty much 0

channels owned

Subscribe rosario