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#11 - but...but...childrens movie...i...don't...  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Adult jokes in child movies +2
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#33 - DeathKnight (01/09/2015) [-]
that's a double entendre, the kids will interpret it as small height, the parents will interpret it as small dick.

its only one example of the genius writing behind shrek. they knew how to keep the kids AND their parents entertained at the same time in the theater.
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#17 - ragingbrony (01/09/2015) [-]
Spongebob is a child's cartoon, but older episodes are filled with adult jokes they wouldn't understand
#13 - vodnuth (01/09/2015) [-]
His name is essentially "Lord Fuckwad" for Christ's sake. How are you denying that there is adult humour in this movie?
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#20 - joberja (01/09/2015) [-]
I don't know why I've never noticed that before...
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#12 - rickastleylynched (01/09/2015) [-]
Shrek is ingeniously parent-friendly and entertaining. Most kids don't laugh at this part, smarter kids think it's about his height, and parents, though they know Farquaad is short already, know what Shrek's thinkin'. Dreamworks gets some good shit made when they aren't pumping out sequels.
#9 - So they've seen his dick?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Adult jokes in child movies +7
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#10 - rickastleylynched (01/09/2015) [-]
No, but a common inference about size compensation in our culture is that which concerns little baby dicks, far more often than little baby people.
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#11 - dansidan (01/09/2015) [-]
but...but...childrens movie...i...don't...
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#33 - DeathKnight (01/09/2015) [-]
that's a double entendre, the kids will interpret it as small height, the parents will interpret it as small dick.

its only one example of the genius writing behind shrek. they knew how to keep the kids AND their parents entertained at the same time in the theater.
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#17 - ragingbrony (01/09/2015) [-]
Spongebob is a child's cartoon, but older episodes are filled with adult jokes they wouldn't understand
#13 - vodnuth (01/09/2015) [-]
His name is essentially "Lord Fuckwad" for Christ's sake. How are you denying that there is adult humour in this movie?
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#20 - joberja (01/09/2015) [-]
I don't know why I've never noticed that before...
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#12 - rickastleylynched (01/09/2015) [-]
Shrek is ingeniously parent-friendly and entertaining. Most kids don't laugh at this part, smarter kids think it's about his height, and parents, though they know Farquaad is short already, know what Shrek's thinkin'. Dreamworks gets some good shit made when they aren't pumping out sequels.
#7 - Agreed i always thought it was because of his height  [+] (9 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Adult jokes in child movies +4
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#8 - rickastleylynched (01/09/2015) [-]
The only problem with that was of course that Shrek and Donkey hadn't seen or heard of him before, and thus couldn't have known about his height
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#9 - dansidan (01/09/2015) [-]
So they've seen his dick?
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#10 - rickastleylynched (01/09/2015) [-]
No, but a common inference about size compensation in our culture is that which concerns little baby dicks, far more often than little baby people.
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#11 - dansidan (01/09/2015) [-]
but...but...childrens movie...i...don't...
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#33 - DeathKnight (01/09/2015) [-]
that's a double entendre, the kids will interpret it as small height, the parents will interpret it as small dick.

its only one example of the genius writing behind shrek. they knew how to keep the kids AND their parents entertained at the same time in the theater.
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#17 - ragingbrony (01/09/2015) [-]
Spongebob is a child's cartoon, but older episodes are filled with adult jokes they wouldn't understand
#13 - vodnuth (01/09/2015) [-]
His name is essentially "Lord Fuckwad" for Christ's sake. How are you denying that there is adult humour in this movie?
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#20 - joberja (01/09/2015) [-]
I don't know why I've never noticed that before...
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#12 - rickastleylynched (01/09/2015) [-]
Shrek is ingeniously parent-friendly and entertaining. Most kids don't laugh at this part, smarter kids think it's about his height, and parents, though they know Farquaad is short already, know what Shrek's thinkin'. Dreamworks gets some good shit made when they aren't pumping out sequels.
#49 - That means you don't like fictional books and shows? Because t… 01/08/2015 on I am ready +2
#55 - **dansidan used "*roll cah answer*"** **dansidan rolls Exac… 01/05/2015 on Cards Against Humanity thread 0
#54 - **dansidan used "*roll cah answer*"** **dansidan rolls Team… 01/05/2015 on Cards Against Humanity thread +1
#53 - **dansidan used "*roll cah answer*"** **dansidan rolls Nothing.** 01/05/2015 on Cards Against Humanity thread 0
#35 - Picture 01/04/2015 on Thingexplain Awards 2014... 0
#34 - I still hate you  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on Thingexplain Awards 2014... 0
#35 - dansidan (01/04/2015) [-]
#517 - If you're so good at explaining the explain why you're such a twat!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Roll your archenemy! 0
#527 - thingexplain (12/04/2014) [-]
-rude noises-
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#523 - thingexplain (12/04/2014) [-]
Because fuck you nigger I do what I want
#516 - **dansidan rolled user thingexplain ** cunt  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Roll your archenemy! 0
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#517 - dansidan (12/04/2014) [-]
If you're so good at explaining the explain why you're such a twat!
#527 - thingexplain (12/04/2014) [-]
-rude noises-
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#523 - thingexplain (12/04/2014) [-]
Because fuck you nigger I do what I want
#33 - Sudden realisation  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Step up your game, 1956 +73
#56 - chukwu (12/01/2014) [-]
#52 - plasticcup (11/30/2014) [-]
You did don goofed
#41 - thegrayfox (11/30/2014) [-]
Well shit son, at least you admit your mistake. You get a green thumb.
#29 - MFW OP Thinks 56 years ago means 1956  [+] (6 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Step up your game, 1956 -50
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#31 - dsendz (11/30/2014) [-]
Hey dipshit, 1956 was 56 years before 2012, when the last olympic games were held.
#63 - fuckyouiamcat (12/01/2014) [-]
I'm ashamed to say that I actually needed to get a calculator to check that.
#33 - dansidan (11/30/2014) [-]
Sudden realisation
#56 - chukwu (12/01/2014) [-]
#52 - plasticcup (11/30/2014) [-]
You did don goofed
#41 - thegrayfox (11/30/2014) [-]
Well shit son, at least you admit your mistake. You get a green thumb.
#2416 - **dansidan rolls 038,667,886** 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks 0
#84 - 0 shadoes of grey 11/23/2014 on Any Others? 0
#7 - I do believe it has something to do with nazi symbolism ^^,  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on Description -2
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#11 - sumerfag (11/14/2014) [-]
That's the joke
#11 - One of the only movies i've seen without some stupid romance it it  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2014 on When siblings wanna fight... +19
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#91 - applesdontpee (11/11/2014) [-]
i really hated the romance in Now You See Me. it was so pointless
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#60 - thepimpleoffury (11/10/2014) [-]
Only a stupid-ass kiss that didn't make any sense.
#10 - I kinda liked it...  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on When siblings wanna fight... +4
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#11 - dansidan (11/10/2014) [-]
One of the only movies i've seen without some stupid romance it it
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#91 - applesdontpee (11/11/2014) [-]
i really hated the romance in Now You See Me. it was so pointless
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#60 - thepimpleoffury (11/10/2014) [-]
Only a stupid-ass kiss that didn't make any sense.
#6 - But sir, aint that a gif? 11/10/2014 on I think he saw the price tag +2
#34 - Comment deleted 11/07/2014 on 9gag lel XXXDDDDD 0
#3 - Yeah, that phone looks rad as hell! :o 11/06/2014 on I need this in my life 0
#1 - This aint looped perfectly ...i can see by the pixels  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2014 on I heard you like perfectly... 0
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#2 - mrnpc (11/06/2014) [-]
The camera jerk was a dead giveaway for me
#11 - Balance restored 11/06/2014 on FJ 2 +3
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#158 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on give away 0
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