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danniegurl

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Gender: female
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:9/27/2010
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I'm a pretty open minded person.
I have all types of friends, and so far no enemies.
My favorite color is green.
Rock is my favorite, but I listen to almost everything else.
I only care what the people that matter think of me.

Edit: So a lot of you have asked, and no, I don't post NSFW of myself and I don't plan to.

latest user's comments

#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Get Mad +2
#32 - sanitarysan (11/30/2014) [-]
#9 - This girl looks like my friend. Her eyebrows aren't that extre… 11/29/2014 on megan is a bad friend 0
#2 - I've come from the front page. I've gone too deep. 11/29/2014 on College degree +1
#25 - Picture 11/29/2014 on Like shit!! 0
#24 - it could also be the green category. Eye colors are a spectrum… 11/29/2014 on Like shit!! 0
#23 - Eye color is a spectrum. Some colors are more obvious, while o… 11/29/2014 on Like shit!! 0
#22 - I've heard of horror stories about that. It can make you go blind. 11/29/2014 on Like shit!! 0
#6 - The story: 11/29/2014 on Beibergotrekt +8
#5 - Picture 11/29/2014 on Beibergotrekt +1
#4 - Picture 11/29/2014 on Beibergotrekt +1
#5 - My boyfriend and I did this exact thing since we went to both … 11/29/2014 on Leftovers as far as the eye... -1
#21 - This is fake. She's even retweeted stuff about black men being…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Screw Racism;Sexism ftw! 0
#55 - lozarus (11/29/2014) [-]
And that is a very stupid statistic if there is one. Because it probably counts all the times a black guy gets shot by a police offer while commiting a fellony.
#24 - buffalogriller (11/29/2014) [-]
also 21 times more likely to act inappropriately when looking down the barrel of a gun.
#23 - databutt (11/29/2014) [-]
I can't find any proof of this either.
OP is a fag and needs to provide sauce.
#7 - Hey, that's River from Firefly.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on when you see it +4
User avatar #14 - BenniEGHR (11/29/2014) [-]
Summer Glau you swine
User avatar #12 - topperharly (11/29/2014) [-]
i fucking knew, i have seen her somewhere. thank you.
#5 - People have already died from black friday. 11/29/2014 on Black Friday hits the UK +1
#10 - that's really that much of a problem?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Mine +1
User avatar #12 - littleliz (11/29/2014) [-]
he was constantly asked then he had to do the whole "sorry please dont touch my bird" "but why" "because hes not a pet" "but hes so cute" *reaches out to touch it anyway "please stop"
i go through this with my dog quite often
#2 - No McDonalds for you  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on feels +33
#54 - chibullsa (11/30/2014) [-]
We're all mates here mate
#7 - Picture 11/29/2014 on Ever Play the Scary Maze Game? 0
#8 - an*  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Mine 0
User avatar #45 - danniegurl (11/29/2014) [-]
khemyst and andrakian why would you thumb this down? I was correcting my own spelling error...
#46 - andrakian (11/30/2014) [-]
It seemed like it was a spelling error on his post. These purple lines are confusing sometimes.
User avatar #47 - danniegurl (11/30/2014) [-]
ahh okay.
#7 - Well I'm 19 and in college, so I can't even own a cat right no…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Mine 0
User avatar #9 - littleliz (11/29/2014) [-]
falconry license isnt too tough. its just expensive. and the falconer who lived near me went through all kinds of problems. at first he was happy. then the stress of people always asking to touch his birds bugged him so much he like never smiles
User avatar #10 - danniegurl (11/29/2014) [-]
that's really that much of a problem?
User avatar #12 - littleliz (11/29/2014) [-]
he was constantly asked then he had to do the whole "sorry please dont touch my bird" "but why" "because hes not a pet" "but hes so cute" *reaches out to touch it anyway "please stop"
i go through this with my dog quite often
User avatar #8 - danniegurl (11/29/2014) [-]
an*
User avatar #45 - danniegurl (11/29/2014) [-]
khemyst and andrakian why would you thumb this down? I was correcting my own spelling error...
#46 - andrakian (11/30/2014) [-]
It seemed like it was a spelling error on his post. These purple lines are confusing sometimes.
User avatar #47 - danniegurl (11/30/2014) [-]
ahh okay.
#2 - I have wanted an owl for years now but they're illegal to own …  [+] (13 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Mine 0
User avatar #15 - undeadmaus (11/29/2014) [-]
They're cute and all but a hassle to own.
User avatar #16 - danniegurl (11/29/2014) [-]
I realize that too, but I'm sure there are different personalities. Like a youtuber I watch says her family never has problems with their owl.
User avatar #17 - undeadmaus (11/29/2014) [-]
I'd seen a woman who had to make owl sounds because her owl thought she was an owl. Also the owl ruined furniture and had demanding care overall. But it was also a big horned owl so I don't know, maybe different kinds have different needs.
User avatar #18 - danniegurl (11/29/2014) [-]
My Pet OWL 'Dumbo' I don't know what type of owl this is, since they don't know either, but I love it.
User avatar #6 - littleliz (11/29/2014) [-]
have you tried the whole permit route? you can own almost anything with a permit.
User avatar #7 - danniegurl (11/29/2014) [-]
Well I'm 19 and in college, so I can't even own a cat right now.
However, to own and owl in the US you have to have either a falconry license or you have to be rehabilitating one until it's healthy enough to be released.
User avatar #9 - littleliz (11/29/2014) [-]
falconry license isnt too tough. its just expensive. and the falconer who lived near me went through all kinds of problems. at first he was happy. then the stress of people always asking to touch his birds bugged him so much he like never smiles
User avatar #10 - danniegurl (11/29/2014) [-]
that's really that much of a problem?
User avatar #12 - littleliz (11/29/2014) [-]
he was constantly asked then he had to do the whole "sorry please dont touch my bird" "but why" "because hes not a pet" "but hes so cute" *reaches out to touch it anyway "please stop"
i go through this with my dog quite often
User avatar #8 - danniegurl (11/29/2014) [-]
an*
User avatar #45 - danniegurl (11/29/2014) [-]
khemyst and andrakian why would you thumb this down? I was correcting my own spelling error...
#46 - andrakian (11/30/2014) [-]
It seemed like it was a spelling error on his post. These purple lines are confusing sometimes.
User avatar #47 - danniegurl (11/30/2014) [-]
ahh okay.
#20 - I never thumb down content, but I had to this time to do what … 11/29/2014 on Help me prove him wrong 0
#8 - I was waiting for the Carlos pun the whole time. Was not disappointed. 11/29/2014 on The Magic School Bus Movie... +15
#10 - If you look, some of those panels are moving. I think it relie… 11/29/2014 on neat +6
#69 - My aunt had the cord wrapped around her neck and she was fine. 11/28/2014 on Never had a chance +1
#24 - Your sister sounds like the kind of person I wouldn't hang around. 11/28/2014 on Hardcore porn +2

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User avatar #577 - plataeiou (06/20/2015) [-]
booperdooper
User avatar #578 to #577 - danniegurl (06/20/2015) [-]
drrradata
User avatar #581 to #580 - plataeiou (06/20/2015) [-]
booperrepoob
User avatar #582 to #581 - danniegurl (06/20/2015) [-]
cacaw
User avatar #583 to #582 - plataeiou (06/20/2015) [-]
cawwac
User avatar #585 to #584 - plataeiou (06/20/2015) [-]
prem
User avatar #586 to #585 - danniegurl (06/20/2015) [-]
odriew
User avatar #587 to #586 - plataeiou (06/20/2015) [-]
weir-HEEEEEY R00D
User avatar #588 to #587 - danniegurl (06/20/2015) [-]
muahaha
User avatar #589 to #588 - plataeiou (06/20/2015) [-]
r00000000d
User avatar #570 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #571 to #570 - danniegurl (04/22/2015) [-]
dedoop
User avatar #572 to #571 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
bapp
User avatar #576 to #575 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
pomf
User avatar #567 - gugek (02/14/2015) [-]
Happy valentines day, i hope it goes well. And if it doesn't there is always tomorrow :-] you're awesome have a great day yo!
User avatar #568 to #567 - danniegurl (02/15/2015) [-]
It did! thanks. I went to Universal with my bf
User avatar #569 to #568 - gugek (02/16/2015) [-]
sounds awesome
User avatar #547 - TonHyukOTP (01/26/2015) [-]
Starting again here for more thread room~

That really is an unfortunate set of circumstances. I hope you get to see them again soon. I hate when I get distanced from people I care about, it's happened for a multitude of reasons before and it kinda makes me wonder why I keep building up these lives and friends around me when every few years it seems like my world flips upside down and I lose most of them anyway. :/
User avatar #548 to #547 - danniegurl (01/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, I might visit California eventually, I have a great aunt who lives there. Although her part of California is a long way from his.
He's always like "yeah, feel free to visit Facebook HQ whenever" which sounds kinda funny.
User avatar #549 to #548 - TonHyukOTP (01/26/2015) [-]
You should go. And take me with you yes do this I like this idea.
User avatar #550 to #549 - danniegurl (01/26/2015) [-]
lol I don't think I could take anyone with me since it's on my great aunt's dime.
User avatar #551 to #550 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
I'll butter her up. Talk real sweet. Make her some of my homemade fudge. What's her favorite flavor? Maple? Peanut butter? Peppermint? Or maybe she likes other sweets - a cake or cookies? I could always just make her a delicious cup of coffee if she's not into sweets.
User avatar #552 to #551 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
lol she's a coffee addict apparently. Posts multiple pictures on facebook about the need for coffee.
User avatar #553 to #552 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
What a coincidence. I'll be opening a cafe within the next five years. I'm a coffee afficionado. I could make her an affogato - gelatto topped with espresso. Then she'll send me too! 8D
User avatar #555 to #554 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
I don't know why I wanna bribe my way into visiting FB HQ. I don't even facebook.
User avatar #556 to #555 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Haha, you could always go yourself I guess. And I don't know why you would want to either.
User avatar #557 to #556 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Maybe just for the stories. Maybe I'd post it on my tumblr. "Omg I went to FBHQ BITCHESSSS I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW."
User avatar #559 to #558 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
...I take it you don't tumblr. That was a bad attempt at a joke. My apologies.
User avatar #560 to #559 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
I don't, but I've seen enough screencaps on fj. I just don't know why you'd wanna do that haha.
User avatar #561 to #560 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh, no, I wouldn't. At all. My tumblr is dusty with underuse and I only ever used it to reblog pictures of sexy guys and gals.
User avatar #562 to #561 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Ahh, okay. I technically have a tumblr but never ever go on it.
User avatar #563 to #562 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I might have used mine about a year ago... hah. Maybe I should get back on it, I used to have followers and stuff.
User avatar #564 to #563 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Hmmm, well hey, I gtg get ready for work.
User avatar #565 to #564 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Okay! Have a good day, I'll harass you sometime soon.
User avatar #566 to #565 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Have a nice day as well!
#546 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
Here ya go, enjoy!
User avatar #544 - gugek (01/05/2015) [-]
Hope your night is going well! Have a fantastic day tomorrow you deserve it
User avatar #545 to #544 - danniegurl (01/05/2015) [-]
Thanks! You too.
User avatar #543 - Elk (12/30/2014) [-]
Do you do **** ? You didn't make it clear.
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User avatar #541 to #540 - danniegurl (12/28/2014) [-]
But I like cooking.
User avatar #529 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Heyoooooo
User avatar #531 to #530 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Sup, Dannie?
User avatar #532 to #531 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
nm, hby? about to play a game
User avatar #533 to #532 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Probably gonna chat while you play. :3
User avatar #534 to #533 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
want to play?
User avatar #535 to #534 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
What's it called?
User avatar #536 to #535 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
board game online
User avatar #537 to #536 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
OH I AM SO THERE, GIRLFRIEND! Is there also a skype call?
User avatar #539 to #538 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Okie dokie.
#521 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
i tried finding pictures of what i was talking about, the closest i became to find it was this bread
hope it helped
User avatar #522 to #521 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
Unless it looks like cottage cheese and/or smells, it's healthy
#523 to #522 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
i don't care if it is healthy tho, if it look like that it is outside of my range until it goes away
User avatar #524 to #523 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
well you were talking about hygiene. I'm saying it's got nothing to do with hygiene is all. I'm not saying you have to be attracted to it.
#525 to #524 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
so if you are like that, you can't simply take a quick shower to take it away?
is it that?
because if you can still take a shower and you don't then i call it bad hygiene
User avatar #526 to #525 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
you would just need to wipe. You don't need a shower every time you have discharge, it's not even dirty. you'd be taking 5 showers a day on some days.
#527 to #526 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
my conclusion then is, if any fluid is in your body that normally isn't there you either shower or you clean it any other way
you simply don't let **** stay in your ass
i mean, it is normal to take a **** , you do it regularly, and had you taken a shower every time you would end up showering at least twice a day not counting constipation or fast bowels it show that you are healthy if your **** is coming out, yet, i donæt want to lick a **** stained asshole
simple as that, i get that it can be wiped, it is not as nasty as i believed, but my point was that
User avatar #528 to #527 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
Except some form of liquid is always there. It may not be so much as to come out, but it's still there.
**** IS dirty and smelly. Discharge is not.
I get it, you don't have a vagina so you don't know what they're actually like. I'm just trying to tell you the facts. Discharge is natural, and it's not dirty or unhealthy. It's similar to when a girl gets wet, but just a different color and texture sometimes throughout the month depending on where a girl is in her cycle.
User avatar #516 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm your enemy! Update your bio now!
User avatar #517 to #516 - danniegurl (12/13/2014) [-]
why are you my enemy?
User avatar #518 to #517 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
because i have all types of friends, and so far no enemies. So I am your enemy now!
User avatar #519 to #518 - danniegurl (12/13/2014) [-]
But what did I do?
User avatar #520 to #519 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
fite me irl dannie! Come at me gurl!
User avatar #505 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
boop
User avatar #506 to #505 - danniegurl (11/27/2014) [-]
betty
User avatar #507 to #506 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
badeep
User avatar #510 to #509 - danniegurl (11/27/2014) [-]
bibimbap
User avatar #511 to #510 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
badoopity
User avatar #513 to #512 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
bēp
User avatar #514 to #513 - danniegurl (11/27/2014) [-]
well I can't compete with that.
User avatar #515 to #514 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
boœp
User avatar #501 - gugek (11/15/2014) [-]
Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #498 - plataeiou (11/02/2014) [-]
Why would you get thumbed down? Das was good idea.
User avatar #499 to #498 - danniegurl (11/02/2014) [-]
Idk, fj is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
I've made comment on a content and gotten thumbed down, then when another person makes the same comment later on, they get thumbed up. Go figure.
User avatar #500 to #499 - plataeiou (11/02/2014) [-]
Hmmm...Well sheeeeeit.
User avatar #489 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
Hey have a great night! And a fantastic day morning tomorow!
User avatar #490 to #489 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
you too! you like wishing people nice days lol.
User avatar #491 to #490 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
I do! haha.
User avatar #492 to #491 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
well, a bit of cheerfulness to spread around is never a bad thing.
User avatar #493 to #492 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
It's the only thing i got going for me, anyways be safe tonight. Don't stay up to late! :-]
User avatar #494 to #493 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
lol, I always stay up late, but I'm staying in tonight. had planned a movie, by my friend wanted to save her money
User avatar #495 to #494 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
Oh darn! :-[ im sorry. Well watch some anime homie!
User avatar #496 to #495 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
pretty much the plan!
User avatar #497 to #496 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #486 to #485 - danniegurl (10/13/2014) [-]
what's the question? It got flagged even though it's just a statue really.
User avatar #482 - khajiithaswares (08/30/2014) [-]
i is man, u is woman. we must like other each
User avatar #483 to #482 - danniegurl (08/31/2014) [-]
in what way?
User avatar #484 to #483 - khajiithaswares (08/31/2014) [-]
You see, man-woman always love, yes?
User avatar #477 - pizzaweed (08/24/2014) [-]
Who are you and why can't I see any of the comments you mentioned me in?
User avatar #478 to #477 - danniegurl (08/24/2014) [-]
I have no idea why you can't. But you said you wanted people to mention you in pizza related content.
User avatar #479 to #478 - pizzaweed (08/24/2014) [-]
I do. Thank you very much for your diligent work
User avatar #480 to #479 - danniegurl (08/24/2014) [-]
you're welcome!
#481 to #480 - pizzaweed (08/24/2014) [-]
For you, in recognition of your work.
For you, in recognition of your work.
User avatar #476 - gugek (07/17/2014) [-]
hey hope your day is going well
User avatar #474 - grimandevil (06/14/2014) [-]
Aerosmith
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