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Gender: female
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:9/27/2010
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I'm a pretty open minded person.
I have all types of friends, and so far no enemies.
My favorite color is green.
Rock is my favorite, but I listen to almost everything else.
I only care what the people that matter think of me.

Edit: So a lot of you have asked, and no, I don't post NSFW of myself and I don't plan to.

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#452 - I spend more than 3 hours a day on here, but at the same time …  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Which FJ character are you? +1
#479 - fefe (2 hours ago) [-]
no one cares fagoot
#21 - It's a guy. A gay guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Roasted 0
User avatar #23 - vbui (04/22/2015) [-]
Doesn't change the fact he has holes
#575 - pomf  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on danniegurl's profile 0
User avatar #576 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
pomf
#573 - bop  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2015 on danniegurl's profile 0
User avatar #574 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
bep
User avatar #575 - danniegurl (04/22/2015) [-]
pomf
User avatar #576 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
pomf
#571 - dedoop  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2015 on danniegurl's profile 0
User avatar #572 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
bapp
User avatar #573 - danniegurl (04/22/2015) [-]
bop
User avatar #574 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
bep
User avatar #575 - danniegurl (04/22/2015) [-]
pomf
User avatar #576 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
pomf
#21 - Emotional investment. 04/21/2015 on Relationship Advice 0
#167 - Dude, I don't even know my dad.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on dads 0
User avatar #168 - germanblood (04/20/2015) [-]
I'm sorry. I didn't know you were black...
#165 - No, but they're not marrying their dads. And this doesn't look…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2015 on dads 0
User avatar #166 - germanblood (04/20/2015) [-]
Sounds like you got a thing for your dad, huh?
User avatar #167 - danniegurl (04/20/2015) [-]
Dude, I don't even know my dad.
User avatar #168 - germanblood (04/20/2015) [-]
I'm sorry. I didn't know you were black...
#163 - No. Purity balls are where the daughter promise to remain a vi…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2015 on dads 0
#164 - germanblood (04/20/2015) [-]
And get dressed in a wedding gown, promise their virginity to their dads, receive a wedding ring from their dads and then make out... Did you marry your dad too?
User avatar #165 - danniegurl (04/20/2015) [-]
No, but they're not marrying their dads. And this doesn't look like making out. Maybe it's odd. but it's not as twisted as you're making it out to be.
User avatar #166 - germanblood (04/20/2015) [-]
Sounds like you got a thing for your dad, huh?
User avatar #167 - danniegurl (04/20/2015) [-]
Dude, I don't even know my dad.
User avatar #168 - germanblood (04/20/2015) [-]
I'm sorry. I didn't know you were black...
#20 - for my store regular crew gets half off and managers get free. 04/20/2015 on about right 0

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User avatar #570 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #571 to #570 - danniegurl (04/22/2015) [-]
dedoop
User avatar #572 to #571 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
bapp
User avatar #576 to #575 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
pomf
User avatar #567 - gugek (02/14/2015) [-]
Happy valentines day, i hope it goes well. And if it doesn't there is always tomorrow :-] you're awesome have a great day yo!
User avatar #568 to #567 - danniegurl (02/15/2015) [-]
It did! thanks. I went to Universal with my bf
User avatar #569 to #568 - gugek (02/16/2015) [-]
sounds awesome
User avatar #547 - TonHyukOTP (01/26/2015) [-]
Starting again here for more thread room~

That really is an unfortunate set of circumstances. I hope you get to see them again soon. I hate when I get distanced from people I care about, it's happened for a multitude of reasons before and it kinda makes me wonder why I keep building up these lives and friends around me when every few years it seems like my world flips upside down and I lose most of them anyway. :/
User avatar #548 to #547 - danniegurl (01/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, I might visit California eventually, I have a great aunt who lives there. Although her part of California is a long way from his.
He's always like "yeah, feel free to visit Facebook HQ whenever" which sounds kinda funny.
User avatar #549 to #548 - TonHyukOTP (01/26/2015) [-]
You should go. And take me with you yes do this I like this idea.
User avatar #550 to #549 - danniegurl (01/26/2015) [-]
lol I don't think I could take anyone with me since it's on my great aunt's dime.
User avatar #551 to #550 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
I'll butter her up. Talk real sweet. Make her some of my homemade fudge. What's her favorite flavor? Maple? Peanut butter? Peppermint? Or maybe she likes other sweets - a cake or cookies? I could always just make her a delicious cup of coffee if she's not into sweets.
User avatar #552 to #551 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
lol she's a coffee addict apparently. Posts multiple pictures on facebook about the need for coffee.
User avatar #553 to #552 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
What a coincidence. I'll be opening a cafe within the next five years. I'm a coffee afficionado. I could make her an affogato - gelatto topped with espresso. Then she'll send me too! 8D
User avatar #555 to #554 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
I don't know why I wanna bribe my way into visiting FB HQ. I don't even facebook.
User avatar #556 to #555 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Haha, you could always go yourself I guess. And I don't know why you would want to either.
User avatar #557 to #556 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Maybe just for the stories. Maybe I'd post it on my tumblr. "Omg I went to FBHQ BITCHESSSS I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW."
User avatar #559 to #558 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
...I take it you don't tumblr. That was a bad attempt at a joke. My apologies.
User avatar #560 to #559 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
I don't, but I've seen enough screencaps on fj. I just don't know why you'd wanna do that haha.
User avatar #561 to #560 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh, no, I wouldn't. At all. My tumblr is dusty with underuse and I only ever used it to reblog pictures of sexy guys and gals.
User avatar #562 to #561 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Ahh, okay. I technically have a tumblr but never ever go on it.
User avatar #563 to #562 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I might have used mine about a year ago... hah. Maybe I should get back on it, I used to have followers and stuff.
User avatar #564 to #563 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Hmmm, well hey, I gtg get ready for work.
User avatar #565 to #564 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Okay! Have a good day, I'll harass you sometime soon.
User avatar #566 to #565 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Have a nice day as well!
#546 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
Here ya go, enjoy!
User avatar #544 - gugek (01/05/2015) [-]
Hope your night is going well! Have a fantastic day tomorrow you deserve it
User avatar #545 to #544 - danniegurl (01/05/2015) [-]
Thanks! You too.
User avatar #543 - Elk (12/30/2014) [-]
Do you do **** ? You didn't make it clear.
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User avatar #541 to #540 - danniegurl (12/28/2014) [-]
But I like cooking.
User avatar #529 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Heyoooooo
User avatar #531 to #530 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Sup, Dannie?
User avatar #532 to #531 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
nm, hby? about to play a game
User avatar #533 to #532 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Probably gonna chat while you play. :3
User avatar #534 to #533 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
want to play?
User avatar #535 to #534 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
What's it called?
User avatar #536 to #535 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
board game online
User avatar #537 to #536 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
OH I AM SO THERE, GIRLFRIEND! Is there also a skype call?
User avatar #539 to #538 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Okie dokie.
#521 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
i tried finding pictures of what i was talking about, the closest i became to find it was this bread
hope it helped
User avatar #522 to #521 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
Unless it looks like cottage cheese and/or smells, it's healthy
#523 to #522 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
i don't care if it is healthy tho, if it look like that it is outside of my range until it goes away
User avatar #524 to #523 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
well you were talking about hygiene. I'm saying it's got nothing to do with hygiene is all. I'm not saying you have to be attracted to it.
#525 to #524 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
so if you are like that, you can't simply take a quick shower to take it away?
is it that?
because if you can still take a shower and you don't then i call it bad hygiene
User avatar #526 to #525 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
you would just need to wipe. You don't need a shower every time you have discharge, it's not even dirty. you'd be taking 5 showers a day on some days.
#527 to #526 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
my conclusion then is, if any fluid is in your body that normally isn't there you either shower or you clean it any other way
you simply don't let **** stay in your ass
i mean, it is normal to take a **** , you do it regularly, and had you taken a shower every time you would end up showering at least twice a day not counting constipation or fast bowels it show that you are healthy if your **** is coming out, yet, i donæt want to lick a **** stained asshole
simple as that, i get that it can be wiped, it is not as nasty as i believed, but my point was that
User avatar #528 to #527 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
Except some form of liquid is always there. It may not be so much as to come out, but it's still there.
**** IS dirty and smelly. Discharge is not.
I get it, you don't have a vagina so you don't know what they're actually like. I'm just trying to tell you the facts. Discharge is natural, and it's not dirty or unhealthy. It's similar to when a girl gets wet, but just a different color and texture sometimes throughout the month depending on where a girl is in her cycle.
User avatar #516 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm your enemy! Update your bio now!
User avatar #517 to #516 - danniegurl (12/13/2014) [-]
why are you my enemy?
User avatar #518 to #517 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
because i have all types of friends, and so far no enemies. So I am your enemy now!
User avatar #519 to #518 - danniegurl (12/13/2014) [-]
But what did I do?
User avatar #520 to #519 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
fite me irl dannie! Come at me gurl!
User avatar #505 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
boop
User avatar #506 to #505 - danniegurl (11/27/2014) [-]
betty
User avatar #507 to #506 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
badeep
User avatar #510 to #509 - danniegurl (11/27/2014) [-]
bibimbap
User avatar #511 to #510 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
badoopity
User avatar #513 to #512 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
bēp
User avatar #514 to #513 - danniegurl (11/27/2014) [-]
well I can't compete with that.
User avatar #515 to #514 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
boœp
User avatar #501 - gugek (11/15/2014) [-]
Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #498 - plataeiou (11/02/2014) [-]
Why would you get thumbed down? Das was good idea.
User avatar #499 to #498 - danniegurl (11/02/2014) [-]
Idk, fj is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
I've made comment on a content and gotten thumbed down, then when another person makes the same comment later on, they get thumbed up. Go figure.
User avatar #500 to #499 - plataeiou (11/02/2014) [-]
Hmmm...Well sheeeeeit.
User avatar #489 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
Hey have a great night! And a fantastic day morning tomorow!
User avatar #490 to #489 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
you too! you like wishing people nice days lol.
User avatar #491 to #490 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
I do! haha.
User avatar #492 to #491 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
well, a bit of cheerfulness to spread around is never a bad thing.
User avatar #493 to #492 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
It's the only thing i got going for me, anyways be safe tonight. Don't stay up to late! :-]
User avatar #494 to #493 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
lol, I always stay up late, but I'm staying in tonight. had planned a movie, by my friend wanted to save her money
User avatar #495 to #494 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
Oh darn! :-[ im sorry. Well watch some anime homie!
User avatar #496 to #495 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
pretty much the plan!
User avatar #497 to #496 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #486 to #485 - danniegurl (10/13/2014) [-]
what's the question? It got flagged even though it's just a statue really.
User avatar #482 - khajiithaswares (08/30/2014) [-]
i is man, u is woman. we must like other each
User avatar #483 to #482 - danniegurl (08/31/2014) [-]
in what way?
User avatar #484 to #483 - khajiithaswares (08/31/2014) [-]
You see, man-woman always love, yes?
User avatar #477 - pizzaweed (08/24/2014) [-]
Who are you and why can't I see any of the comments you mentioned me in?
User avatar #478 to #477 - danniegurl (08/24/2014) [-]
I have no idea why you can't. But you said you wanted people to mention you in pizza related content.
User avatar #479 to #478 - pizzaweed (08/24/2014) [-]
I do. Thank you very much for your diligent work
User avatar #480 to #479 - danniegurl (08/24/2014) [-]
you're welcome!
#481 to #480 - pizzaweed (08/24/2014) [-]
For you, in recognition of your work.
For you, in recognition of your work.
User avatar #476 - gugek (07/17/2014) [-]
hey hope your day is going well
User avatar #474 - grimandevil (06/14/2014) [-]
Aerosmith
User avatar #472 - gugek (06/13/2014) [-]
Have a great night! and a fantastic morning tomorrow!
User avatar #473 to #472 - danniegurl (06/13/2014) [-]
You too!
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