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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:9/27/2010
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I'm a pretty open minded person.
I have all types of friends, and so far no enemies.
My favorite color is green.
Rock is my favorite, but I listen to almost everything else.
I only care what the people that matter think of me.

Edit: So a lot of you have asked, and no, I don't post NSFW of myself and I don't plan to.

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#64 - I can't find any short chubby girls to cosplay. I've considere…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on Random Comp 2 - Good Cosplay 0
#171 - adamdavid (13 hours ago) [-]
Well there's tron bonne from the megaman legends games and Toot Braunstein from drawn together, slightly more obscure characters but still recognizable. The other option going for faction/npc cosplay. Things like Pokemon trainers, umbrella scientists, generic fantasy/sifi elites and low lives. Basically non named characters that could honestly be any body type. For example i'm building a aperture laboratories summer intern cosplay for a local convention.
#63 - you're not serious, are you?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Random Comp 2 - Good Cosplay 0
#71 - milvus (06/01/2015) [-]
Of course I'm serious. I'm always serious, especially on the internets
#70 - milvus has deleted their comment.
#48 - Lemon actually are my favorite I think. It's really close betw… 06/01/2015 on Nice try Skittles 0
#78 - The eyes are going different directions. 06/01/2015 on Good bye baby face +1
#141 - No need to be rude. And whether it's prompted or not, it's not…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on Freudenschade 0
User avatar #142 - domitius (06/01/2015) [-]
Okay, just listen to each time laughter is heard. It is identical and Look the reactions in the audience I really don't believe an audience would audibly laugh at severe injuries.
#130 - The laughter isn't canned. It's filmed in front of an audience.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Freudenschade 0
User avatar #140 - domitius (06/01/2015) [-]
So you think just because there's an audience they don't edit in laughter or prompt people to applause at intervals of their choosing? Because tv studios are such places honour and truth, right?
Fucking retard
User avatar #141 - danniegurl (06/01/2015) [-]
No need to be rude. And whether it's prompted or not, it's not canned laughter. You can generally tell the difference.
User avatar #142 - domitius (06/01/2015) [-]
Okay, just listen to each time laughter is heard. It is identical and Look the reactions in the audience I really don't believe an audience would audibly laugh at severe injuries.
#147 - I guess not in the grand scheme.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on Man Photographs Wife's Cancer 0
#148 - dyingalone (06/01/2015) [-]
Exactly
#145 - Well I'd say that's not "not too long ago"  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Man Photographs Wife's Cancer 0
#146 - dyingalone (06/01/2015) [-]
If it were ten years it'd of been a long time ago. As it stands, its been less than 5 years. Which in terms of length isnt usually considererd "a long time ago"
User avatar #147 - danniegurl (06/01/2015) [-]
I guess not in the grand scheme.
#148 - dyingalone (06/01/2015) [-]
Exactly
#143 - The gravestone says 2011?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Man Photographs Wife's Cancer 0
#144 - dyingalone (06/01/2015) [-]
Its cool that you can read.
User avatar #145 - danniegurl (06/01/2015) [-]
Well I'd say that's not "not too long ago"
#146 - dyingalone (06/01/2015) [-]
If it were ten years it'd of been a long time ago. As it stands, its been less than 5 years. Which in terms of length isnt usually considererd "a long time ago"
User avatar #147 - danniegurl (06/01/2015) [-]
I guess not in the grand scheme.
#148 - dyingalone (06/01/2015) [-]
Exactly
#142 - Girls like to be cuddled anyway! 06/01/2015 on Man Photographs Wife's Cancer 0

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User avatar #570 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #571 to #570 - danniegurl (04/22/2015) [-]
dedoop
User avatar #572 to #571 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
bapp
User avatar #576 to #575 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
pomf
User avatar #567 - gugek (02/14/2015) [-]
Happy valentines day, i hope it goes well. And if it doesn't there is always tomorrow :-] you're awesome have a great day yo!
User avatar #568 to #567 - danniegurl (02/15/2015) [-]
It did! thanks. I went to Universal with my bf
User avatar #569 to #568 - gugek (02/16/2015) [-]
sounds awesome
User avatar #547 - TonHyukOTP (01/26/2015) [-]
Starting again here for more thread room~

That really is an unfortunate set of circumstances. I hope you get to see them again soon. I hate when I get distanced from people I care about, it's happened for a multitude of reasons before and it kinda makes me wonder why I keep building up these lives and friends around me when every few years it seems like my world flips upside down and I lose most of them anyway. :/
User avatar #548 to #547 - danniegurl (01/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, I might visit California eventually, I have a great aunt who lives there. Although her part of California is a long way from his.
He's always like "yeah, feel free to visit Facebook HQ whenever" which sounds kinda funny.
User avatar #549 to #548 - TonHyukOTP (01/26/2015) [-]
You should go. And take me with you yes do this I like this idea.
User avatar #550 to #549 - danniegurl (01/26/2015) [-]
lol I don't think I could take anyone with me since it's on my great aunt's dime.
User avatar #551 to #550 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
I'll butter her up. Talk real sweet. Make her some of my homemade fudge. What's her favorite flavor? Maple? Peanut butter? Peppermint? Or maybe she likes other sweets - a cake or cookies? I could always just make her a delicious cup of coffee if she's not into sweets.
User avatar #552 to #551 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
lol she's a coffee addict apparently. Posts multiple pictures on facebook about the need for coffee.
User avatar #553 to #552 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
What a coincidence. I'll be opening a cafe within the next five years. I'm a coffee afficionado. I could make her an affogato - gelatto topped with espresso. Then she'll send me too! 8D
User avatar #555 to #554 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
I don't know why I wanna bribe my way into visiting FB HQ. I don't even facebook.
User avatar #556 to #555 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Haha, you could always go yourself I guess. And I don't know why you would want to either.
User avatar #557 to #556 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Maybe just for the stories. Maybe I'd post it on my tumblr. "Omg I went to FBHQ BITCHESSSS I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW."
User avatar #559 to #558 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
...I take it you don't tumblr. That was a bad attempt at a joke. My apologies.
User avatar #560 to #559 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
I don't, but I've seen enough screencaps on fj. I just don't know why you'd wanna do that haha.
User avatar #561 to #560 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh, no, I wouldn't. At all. My tumblr is dusty with underuse and I only ever used it to reblog pictures of sexy guys and gals.
User avatar #562 to #561 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Ahh, okay. I technically have a tumblr but never ever go on it.
User avatar #563 to #562 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I might have used mine about a year ago... hah. Maybe I should get back on it, I used to have followers and stuff.
User avatar #564 to #563 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Hmmm, well hey, I gtg get ready for work.
User avatar #565 to #564 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Okay! Have a good day, I'll harass you sometime soon.
User avatar #566 to #565 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Have a nice day as well!
#546 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
Here ya go, enjoy!
User avatar #544 - gugek (01/05/2015) [-]
Hope your night is going well! Have a fantastic day tomorrow you deserve it
User avatar #545 to #544 - danniegurl (01/05/2015) [-]
Thanks! You too.
User avatar #543 - Elk (12/30/2014) [-]
Do you do **** ? You didn't make it clear.
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User avatar #541 to #540 - danniegurl (12/28/2014) [-]
But I like cooking.
User avatar #529 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Heyoooooo
User avatar #531 to #530 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Sup, Dannie?
User avatar #532 to #531 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
nm, hby? about to play a game
User avatar #533 to #532 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Probably gonna chat while you play. :3
User avatar #534 to #533 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
want to play?
User avatar #535 to #534 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
What's it called?
User avatar #536 to #535 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
board game online
User avatar #537 to #536 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
OH I AM SO THERE, GIRLFRIEND! Is there also a skype call?
User avatar #539 to #538 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Okie dokie.
#521 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
i tried finding pictures of what i was talking about, the closest i became to find it was this bread
hope it helped
User avatar #522 to #521 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
Unless it looks like cottage cheese and/or smells, it's healthy
#523 to #522 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
i don't care if it is healthy tho, if it look like that it is outside of my range until it goes away
User avatar #524 to #523 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
well you were talking about hygiene. I'm saying it's got nothing to do with hygiene is all. I'm not saying you have to be attracted to it.
#525 to #524 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
so if you are like that, you can't simply take a quick shower to take it away?
is it that?
because if you can still take a shower and you don't then i call it bad hygiene
User avatar #526 to #525 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
you would just need to wipe. You don't need a shower every time you have discharge, it's not even dirty. you'd be taking 5 showers a day on some days.
#527 to #526 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
my conclusion then is, if any fluid is in your body that normally isn't there you either shower or you clean it any other way
you simply don't let **** stay in your ass
i mean, it is normal to take a **** , you do it regularly, and had you taken a shower every time you would end up showering at least twice a day not counting constipation or fast bowels it show that you are healthy if your **** is coming out, yet, i donæt want to lick a **** stained asshole
simple as that, i get that it can be wiped, it is not as nasty as i believed, but my point was that
User avatar #528 to #527 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
Except some form of liquid is always there. It may not be so much as to come out, but it's still there.
**** IS dirty and smelly. Discharge is not.
I get it, you don't have a vagina so you don't know what they're actually like. I'm just trying to tell you the facts. Discharge is natural, and it's not dirty or unhealthy. It's similar to when a girl gets wet, but just a different color and texture sometimes throughout the month depending on where a girl is in her cycle.
User avatar #516 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm your enemy! Update your bio now!
User avatar #517 to #516 - danniegurl (12/13/2014) [-]
why are you my enemy?
User avatar #518 to #517 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
because i have all types of friends, and so far no enemies. So I am your enemy now!
User avatar #519 to #518 - danniegurl (12/13/2014) [-]
But what did I do?
User avatar #520 to #519 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
fite me irl dannie! Come at me gurl!
User avatar #505 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
boop
User avatar #506 to #505 - danniegurl (11/27/2014) [-]
betty
User avatar #507 to #506 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
badeep
User avatar #510 to #509 - danniegurl (11/27/2014) [-]
bibimbap
User avatar #511 to #510 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
badoopity
User avatar #513 to #512 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
bēp
User avatar #514 to #513 - danniegurl (11/27/2014) [-]
well I can't compete with that.
User avatar #515 to #514 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
boœp
User avatar #501 - gugek (11/15/2014) [-]
Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #498 - plataeiou (11/02/2014) [-]
Why would you get thumbed down? Das was good idea.
User avatar #499 to #498 - danniegurl (11/02/2014) [-]
Idk, fj is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
I've made comment on a content and gotten thumbed down, then when another person makes the same comment later on, they get thumbed up. Go figure.
User avatar #500 to #499 - plataeiou (11/02/2014) [-]
Hmmm...Well sheeeeeit.
User avatar #489 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
Hey have a great night! And a fantastic day morning tomorow!
User avatar #490 to #489 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
you too! you like wishing people nice days lol.
User avatar #491 to #490 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
I do! haha.
User avatar #492 to #491 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
well, a bit of cheerfulness to spread around is never a bad thing.
User avatar #493 to #492 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
It's the only thing i got going for me, anyways be safe tonight. Don't stay up to late! :-]
User avatar #494 to #493 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
lol, I always stay up late, but I'm staying in tonight. had planned a movie, by my friend wanted to save her money
User avatar #495 to #494 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
Oh darn! :-[ im sorry. Well watch some anime homie!
User avatar #496 to #495 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
pretty much the plan!
User avatar #497 to #496 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #486 to #485 - danniegurl (10/13/2014) [-]
what's the question? It got flagged even though it's just a statue really.
User avatar #482 - khajiithaswares (08/30/2014) [-]
i is man, u is woman. we must like other each
User avatar #483 to #482 - danniegurl (08/31/2014) [-]
in what way?
User avatar #484 to #483 - khajiithaswares (08/31/2014) [-]
You see, man-woman always love, yes?
User avatar #477 - pizzaweed (08/24/2014) [-]
Who are you and why can't I see any of the comments you mentioned me in?
User avatar #478 to #477 - danniegurl (08/24/2014) [-]
I have no idea why you can't. But you said you wanted people to mention you in pizza related content.
User avatar #479 to #478 - pizzaweed (08/24/2014) [-]
I do. Thank you very much for your diligent work
User avatar #480 to #479 - danniegurl (08/24/2014) [-]
you're welcome!
#481 to #480 - pizzaweed (08/24/2014) [-]
For you, in recognition of your work.
For you, in recognition of your work.
User avatar #476 - gugek (07/17/2014) [-]
hey hope your day is going well
User avatar #474 - grimandevil (06/14/2014) [-]
Aerosmith
User avatar #472 - gugek (06/13/2014) [-]
Have a great night! and a fantastic morning tomorrow!
User avatar #473 to #472 - danniegurl (06/13/2014) [-]
You too!
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