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I'm a pretty open minded person.
I have all types of friends, and so far no enemies.
My favorite color is green.
Rock is my favorite, but I listen to almost everything else.
I only care what the people that matter think of me.

Edit: So a lot of you have asked, and no, I don't post NSFW of myself and I don't plan to.

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#45 - That's not something that should be out in public to see.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/25/2015 on gratuity. 0
User avatar #54 - lech (08/26/2015) [-]
That's just the way you were raised. If you were raised in a sheltered life in a first world country, you never had to see this happen, or to actually do it. You couldn't even imagine this being done in the world anymore.
But people in the third world have to experience death and terror much more often. Not even just executions. There's war, starvation, poverty, violence. They all just becomes a day to day thing.

tl;dr what's normal for you isn't normal for someone else. Experiences are highly subjective.
User avatar #48 - radtroll (08/25/2015) [-]
I don't see why not, when you know that's what going to happen to you if you killed or raped someone, you think twice about doing it to say the least.
Imagine if all the executions in the USA were broadcasted on live TV, I bet you a $1000 crime rates will go down.

Plus, cultural differences dear, cultural differences.
Most of us are raised like Spartans, tough. While Americans censor everything so they don't "shock the children" or whatever, then they grow up to become pussies and faggots (not all, but most, and no offense to gays)
This is Sparta! - 300 (1/5) Movie CLIP (2006) HD
User avatar #111 - enlightednatzie (08/26/2015) [-]
Dont you behead gays too over there?
User avatar #119 - radtroll (08/26/2015) [-]
No, only jail for a short time if they do faggot stuff in public, same goes for straight couples, public display of affection other than hugging and holding hands isn't allowed, no one wanna see that shit so keep it in your home or get a room.
User avatar #125 - enlightednatzie (08/26/2015) [-]
Seems nice
User avatar #105 - wtfduud (08/26/2015) [-]
The problem with that is when someone is punished for a crime they didn't commit. Suddenly it becomes really easy for a politician to silence someone they don't like, by framing them for murder or rape (plus the feminists that cry out "rape" for just looking at them).
User avatar #118 - radtroll (08/26/2015) [-]
Our legal system is different, we need a number of eye witnesses or definitive proof, you can be in jail for a couple of years of it's a complicated case, but it isn't that common.

Also, when the government wants you gone, you simply disappear with no trace, Or suddenly declared a terrorist and they raid your place than you disappear.
#120 - paddypancake (08/26/2015) [-]
"number of eyewitnesses"
#43 - human beheading? That's not normal life.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/25/2015 on gratuity. +1
#44 - radtroll (08/25/2015) [-]
It is in Saudi Arabia, that's what we do to murderers and rapists. (I did get my ass whooped by parents because I snuck out to watch it)

Shit works like a charm too. Picture related.
User avatar #45 - danniegurl (08/25/2015) [-]
That's not something that should be out in public to see.
User avatar #54 - lech (08/26/2015) [-]
That's just the way you were raised. If you were raised in a sheltered life in a first world country, you never had to see this happen, or to actually do it. You couldn't even imagine this being done in the world anymore.
But people in the third world have to experience death and terror much more often. Not even just executions. There's war, starvation, poverty, violence. They all just becomes a day to day thing.

tl;dr what's normal for you isn't normal for someone else. Experiences are highly subjective.
User avatar #48 - radtroll (08/25/2015) [-]
I don't see why not, when you know that's what going to happen to you if you killed or raped someone, you think twice about doing it to say the least.
Imagine if all the executions in the USA were broadcasted on live TV, I bet you a $1000 crime rates will go down.

Plus, cultural differences dear, cultural differences.
Most of us are raised like Spartans, tough. While Americans censor everything so they don't "shock the children" or whatever, then they grow up to become pussies and faggots (not all, but most, and no offense to gays)
This is Sparta! - 300 (1/5) Movie CLIP (2006) HD
User avatar #111 - enlightednatzie (08/26/2015) [-]
Dont you behead gays too over there?
User avatar #119 - radtroll (08/26/2015) [-]
No, only jail for a short time if they do faggot stuff in public, same goes for straight couples, public display of affection other than hugging and holding hands isn't allowed, no one wanna see that shit so keep it in your home or get a room.
User avatar #125 - enlightednatzie (08/26/2015) [-]
Seems nice
User avatar #105 - wtfduud (08/26/2015) [-]
The problem with that is when someone is punished for a crime they didn't commit. Suddenly it becomes really easy for a politician to silence someone they don't like, by framing them for murder or rape (plus the feminists that cry out "rape" for just looking at them).
User avatar #118 - radtroll (08/26/2015) [-]
Our legal system is different, we need a number of eye witnesses or definitive proof, you can be in jail for a couple of years of it's a complicated case, but it isn't that common.

Also, when the government wants you gone, you simply disappear with no trace, Or suddenly declared a terrorist and they raid your place than you disappear.
#120 - paddypancake (08/26/2015) [-]
"number of eyewitnesses"
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They're about 5-10 times as hot
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Sounds inconvenient.
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User avatar #577 - plataeiou (06/20/2015) [-]
booperdooper
User avatar #578 to #577 - danniegurl (06/20/2015) [-]
drrradata
User avatar #581 to #580 - plataeiou (06/20/2015) [-]
booperrepoob
User avatar #582 to #581 - danniegurl (06/20/2015) [-]
cacaw
User avatar #583 to #582 - plataeiou (06/20/2015) [-]
cawwac
User avatar #585 to #584 - plataeiou (06/20/2015) [-]
prem
User avatar #586 to #585 - danniegurl (06/20/2015) [-]
odriew
User avatar #587 to #586 - plataeiou (06/20/2015) [-]
weir-HEEEEEY R00D
User avatar #588 to #587 - danniegurl (06/20/2015) [-]
muahaha
User avatar #589 to #588 - plataeiou (06/20/2015) [-]
r00000000d
User avatar #570 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #571 to #570 - danniegurl (04/22/2015) [-]
dedoop
User avatar #572 to #571 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
bapp
User avatar #576 to #575 - plataeiou (04/22/2015) [-]
pomf
User avatar #567 - gugek (02/14/2015) [-]
Happy valentines day, i hope it goes well. And if it doesn't there is always tomorrow :-] you're awesome have a great day yo!
User avatar #568 to #567 - danniegurl (02/15/2015) [-]
It did! thanks. I went to Universal with my bf
User avatar #569 to #568 - gugek (02/16/2015) [-]
sounds awesome
User avatar #547 - TonHyukOTP (01/26/2015) [-]
Starting again here for more thread room~

That really is an unfortunate set of circumstances. I hope you get to see them again soon. I hate when I get distanced from people I care about, it's happened for a multitude of reasons before and it kinda makes me wonder why I keep building up these lives and friends around me when every few years it seems like my world flips upside down and I lose most of them anyway. :/
User avatar #548 to #547 - danniegurl (01/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, I might visit California eventually, I have a great aunt who lives there. Although her part of California is a long way from his.
He's always like "yeah, feel free to visit Facebook HQ whenever" which sounds kinda funny.
User avatar #549 to #548 - TonHyukOTP (01/26/2015) [-]
You should go. And take me with you yes do this I like this idea.
User avatar #550 to #549 - danniegurl (01/26/2015) [-]
lol I don't think I could take anyone with me since it's on my great aunt's dime.
User avatar #551 to #550 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
I'll butter her up. Talk real sweet. Make her some of my homemade fudge. What's her favorite flavor? Maple? Peanut butter? Peppermint? Or maybe she likes other sweets - a cake or cookies? I could always just make her a delicious cup of coffee if she's not into sweets.
User avatar #552 to #551 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
lol she's a coffee addict apparently. Posts multiple pictures on facebook about the need for coffee.
User avatar #553 to #552 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
What a coincidence. I'll be opening a cafe within the next five years. I'm a coffee afficionado. I could make her an affogato - gelatto topped with espresso. Then she'll send me too! 8D
User avatar #555 to #554 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
I don't know why I wanna bribe my way into visiting FB HQ. I don't even facebook.
User avatar #556 to #555 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Haha, you could always go yourself I guess. And I don't know why you would want to either.
User avatar #557 to #556 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Maybe just for the stories. Maybe I'd post it on my tumblr. "Omg I went to FBHQ BITCHESSSS I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW."
User avatar #559 to #558 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
...I take it you don't tumblr. That was a bad attempt at a joke. My apologies.
User avatar #560 to #559 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
I don't, but I've seen enough screencaps on fj. I just don't know why you'd wanna do that haha.
User avatar #561 to #560 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh, no, I wouldn't. At all. My tumblr is dusty with underuse and I only ever used it to reblog pictures of sexy guys and gals.
User avatar #562 to #561 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Ahh, okay. I technically have a tumblr but never ever go on it.
User avatar #563 to #562 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I might have used mine about a year ago... hah. Maybe I should get back on it, I used to have followers and stuff.
User avatar #564 to #563 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Hmmm, well hey, I gtg get ready for work.
User avatar #565 to #564 - TonHyukOTP (01/28/2015) [-]
Okay! Have a good day, I'll harass you sometime soon.
User avatar #566 to #565 - danniegurl (01/28/2015) [-]
Have a nice day as well!
#546 - corps (01/23/2015) [-]
Here ya go, enjoy!
User avatar #544 - gugek (01/05/2015) [-]
Hope your night is going well! Have a fantastic day tomorrow you deserve it
User avatar #545 to #544 - danniegurl (01/05/2015) [-]
Thanks! You too.
User avatar #543 - Elk (12/30/2014) [-]
Do you do **** ? You didn't make it clear.
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User avatar #541 to #540 - danniegurl (12/28/2014) [-]
But I like cooking.
User avatar #529 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Heyoooooo
User avatar #531 to #530 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Sup, Dannie?
User avatar #532 to #531 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
nm, hby? about to play a game
User avatar #533 to #532 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Probably gonna chat while you play. :3
User avatar #534 to #533 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
want to play?
User avatar #535 to #534 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
What's it called?
User avatar #536 to #535 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
board game online
User avatar #537 to #536 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
OH I AM SO THERE, GIRLFRIEND! Is there also a skype call?
User avatar #539 to #538 - plataeiou (12/15/2014) [-]
Okie dokie.
#521 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
i tried finding pictures of what i was talking about, the closest i became to find it was this bread
hope it helped
User avatar #522 to #521 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
Unless it looks like cottage cheese and/or smells, it's healthy
#523 to #522 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
i don't care if it is healthy tho, if it look like that it is outside of my range until it goes away
User avatar #524 to #523 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
well you were talking about hygiene. I'm saying it's got nothing to do with hygiene is all. I'm not saying you have to be attracted to it.
#525 to #524 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
so if you are like that, you can't simply take a quick shower to take it away?
is it that?
because if you can still take a shower and you don't then i call it bad hygiene
User avatar #526 to #525 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
you would just need to wipe. You don't need a shower every time you have discharge, it's not even dirty. you'd be taking 5 showers a day on some days.
#527 to #526 - micekill (12/15/2014) [-]
my conclusion then is, if any fluid is in your body that normally isn't there you either shower or you clean it any other way
you simply don't let **** stay in your ass
i mean, it is normal to take a **** , you do it regularly, and had you taken a shower every time you would end up showering at least twice a day not counting constipation or fast bowels it show that you are healthy if your **** is coming out, yet, i donæt want to lick a **** stained asshole
simple as that, i get that it can be wiped, it is not as nasty as i believed, but my point was that
User avatar #528 to #527 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
Except some form of liquid is always there. It may not be so much as to come out, but it's still there.
**** IS dirty and smelly. Discharge is not.
I get it, you don't have a vagina so you don't know what they're actually like. I'm just trying to tell you the facts. Discharge is natural, and it's not dirty or unhealthy. It's similar to when a girl gets wet, but just a different color and texture sometimes throughout the month depending on where a girl is in her cycle.
User avatar #516 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm your enemy! Update your bio now!
User avatar #517 to #516 - danniegurl (12/13/2014) [-]
why are you my enemy?
User avatar #518 to #517 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
because i have all types of friends, and so far no enemies. So I am your enemy now!
User avatar #519 to #518 - danniegurl (12/13/2014) [-]
But what did I do?
User avatar #520 to #519 - ballsofearth (12/13/2014) [-]
fite me irl dannie! Come at me gurl!
User avatar #505 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
boop
User avatar #506 to #505 - danniegurl (11/27/2014) [-]
betty
User avatar #507 to #506 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
badeep
User avatar #510 to #509 - danniegurl (11/27/2014) [-]
bibimbap
User avatar #511 to #510 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
badoopity
User avatar #513 to #512 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
bēp
User avatar #514 to #513 - danniegurl (11/27/2014) [-]
well I can't compete with that.
User avatar #515 to #514 - plataeiou (11/27/2014) [-]
boœp
User avatar #501 - gugek (11/15/2014) [-]
Have a great day today friend.
User avatar #498 - plataeiou (11/02/2014) [-]
Why would you get thumbed down? Das was good idea.
User avatar #499 to #498 - danniegurl (11/02/2014) [-]
Idk, fj is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
I've made comment on a content and gotten thumbed down, then when another person makes the same comment later on, they get thumbed up. Go figure.
User avatar #500 to #499 - plataeiou (11/02/2014) [-]
Hmmm...Well sheeeeeit.
User avatar #489 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
Hey have a great night! And a fantastic day morning tomorow!
User avatar #490 to #489 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
you too! you like wishing people nice days lol.
User avatar #491 to #490 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
I do! haha.
User avatar #492 to #491 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
well, a bit of cheerfulness to spread around is never a bad thing.
User avatar #493 to #492 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
It's the only thing i got going for me, anyways be safe tonight. Don't stay up to late! :-]
User avatar #494 to #493 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
lol, I always stay up late, but I'm staying in tonight. had planned a movie, by my friend wanted to save her money
User avatar #495 to #494 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
Oh darn! :-[ im sorry. Well watch some anime homie!
User avatar #496 to #495 - danniegurl (10/26/2014) [-]
pretty much the plan!
User avatar #497 to #496 - gugek (10/26/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #486 to #485 - danniegurl (10/13/2014) [-]
what's the question? It got flagged even though it's just a statue really.
User avatar #482 - khajiithaswares (08/30/2014) [-]
i is man, u is woman. we must like other each
User avatar #483 to #482 - danniegurl (08/31/2014) [-]
in what way?
User avatar #484 to #483 - khajiithaswares (08/31/2014) [-]
You see, man-woman always love, yes?
User avatar #477 - pizzaweed ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Who are you and why can't I see any of the comments you mentioned me in?
User avatar #478 to #477 - danniegurl (08/24/2014) [-]
I have no idea why you can't. But you said you wanted people to mention you in pizza related content.
User avatar #479 to #478 - pizzaweed ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I do. Thank you very much for your diligent work
User avatar #480 to #479 - danniegurl (08/24/2014) [-]
you're welcome!
#481 to #480 - pizzaweed ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
For you, in recognition of your work.
For you, in recognition of your work.
User avatar #476 - gugek (07/17/2014) [-]
hey hope your day is going well
User avatar #474 - grimandevil (06/14/2014) [-]
Aerosmith
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