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Interests: girls,booze,hocky,mien fuhrer
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:12/24/2014
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    MEMES Then and Now MEMES Then and Now
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#407 - Love u too ;) 12/15/2014 on George Takei 0
#286 - That's a very good thought jamessevensix very nice job on the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on George Takei 0
#291 - jamessevensix (12/15/2014) [-]
I'm sorry...you are trying to tell me Japan and China were similar??? how the fuck are they similar in anyway other than they are both from the Asian continent> PLEASE tell me what their cultural similarities are and be specific since you seem to know this topic well.

that's like saying English and French people are basically the same because they happen to both be white...

I bet your mom makes you put a helmet on before going out and still ties your shoes doesn't she...
#270 - Put a Japanese a Korean and a Chinese person in a line up. Gue…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2014 on George Takei 0
User avatar #271 - jamessevensix (12/15/2014) [-]
yes just like all white people, no matter what country they are from are the same right?

moron
User avatar #286 - dankey (12/15/2014) [-]
That's a very good thought jamessevensix very nice job on the name btw. But sadly your mistaken; whites of Europe had a wide array of cultures from Romans, Irish, german, French. Ect. China and Japan were quite similar in a lot of their ways.


Rekt
#291 - jamessevensix (12/15/2014) [-]
I'm sorry...you are trying to tell me Japan and China were similar??? how the fuck are they similar in anyway other than they are both from the Asian continent> PLEASE tell me what their cultural similarities are and be specific since you seem to know this topic well.

that's like saying English and French people are basically the same because they happen to both be white...

I bet your mom makes you put a helmet on before going out and still ties your shoes doesn't she...
#254 - I can dig it. just felt like a rant; I'm running low on red th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on George Takei 0
User avatar #261 - vatra (12/15/2014) [-]
Fair enough!
#249 - Yes I am still here but I share a bloodline with the people w… 12/15/2014 on George Takei +1
#225 - Sorry if I don't really care I'm native Cherokee/german. Ameri…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/15/2014 on George Takei -8
User avatar #344 - Conquistador (12/15/2014) [-]
>Location: Germany

Yeah, right. I've heard there were quite a bit of pretendians in Germany, but this is bullshit. And considering the nature of your comment, you're likely shitposting/trolling.
User avatar #407 - dankey (12/15/2014) [-]
Love u too ;)
User avatar #260 - jamessevensix (12/15/2014) [-]
they aren't BILLIONS of Japanese...you may be thinking of the CHINESE you ignorant shit.

User avatar #270 - dankey (12/15/2014) [-]
Put a Japanese a Korean and a Chinese person in a line up. Guess what m8 their still Asian. Theirs a lot more of them than Mexicans and that's a lot Jeffrey.
User avatar #271 - jamessevensix (12/15/2014) [-]
yes just like all white people, no matter what country they are from are the same right?

moron
User avatar #286 - dankey (12/15/2014) [-]
That's a very good thought jamessevensix very nice job on the name btw. But sadly your mistaken; whites of Europe had a wide array of cultures from Romans, Irish, german, French. Ect. China and Japan were quite similar in a lot of their ways.


Rekt
#291 - jamessevensix (12/15/2014) [-]
I'm sorry...you are trying to tell me Japan and China were similar??? how the fuck are they similar in anyway other than they are both from the Asian continent> PLEASE tell me what their cultural similarities are and be specific since you seem to know this topic well.

that's like saying English and French people are basically the same because they happen to both be white...

I bet your mom makes you put a helmet on before going out and still ties your shoes doesn't she...
User avatar #252 - vatra (12/15/2014) [-]
I'm actually the same heritage as you. And I'd just like to point out one thing to you. He personally went through it, he is allowed to be upset at something that happened to him and his immediate family. His kids, yes they should get over it, but he is allowed to be upset and honestly doesn't seem to be as bitter as he could be.
User avatar #254 - dankey (12/15/2014) [-]
I can dig it. just felt like a rant; I'm running low on red thumbs do cha know.
User avatar #261 - vatra (12/15/2014) [-]
Fair enough!
User avatar #232 - cloakanddagger (12/15/2014) [-]
You're still here too, sooooo....

Ps. Takei is love, Takei is life
User avatar #249 - dankey (12/15/2014) [-]
Yes I am still here but I share a bloodline with the people who killed mine sooooo

Taki is bae takei is scat
#239 - lefiddlesticks (12/15/2014) [-]
His point is to get over it.
#9 - love that dank 05/01/2014 on so close 0
#110 - also thank you very much the room was pretty much dead. 04/24/2014 on FunnyJunk Extras 0
#109 - AlbinoBlack here aka Dankey  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on FunnyJunk Extras 0
User avatar #110 - dankey (04/24/2014) [-]
also thank you very much the room was pretty much dead.
#50 - long term relationships barley ever work out and if you haven'…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Reason #583 I don't text my GF -7
#67 - akultaxras (04/22/2014) [-]
Basically what necrophyxia said, I probably somehow misrepresented what I said.

Also, I would not generalize like this. Have you met all girls? To conclude they all want assholes? Just from my experience, my best friend who is one of the nicest guys I have met had a 7 year old relationship and I can say something similar, and I do not consider myself an asshole (at least when I compare myself to these REALLY weird guys like Mystery or other PUAs). I don't really say stuff like this 24/7, but sometimes, and it makes my significant other happy.

Girls that want assholes probably aren't worth it anyway. I get it might work out for a one night stand, but you have a death wish if you try to be like that long-term with a girl.
#68 - akultaxras (04/22/2014) [-]
*what i meant
User avatar #54 - necrophyxia (04/22/2014) [-]
Long term, not long distance

Long term as in consistent dating over a long period of time. Or marriage, or whatever

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#2 - datgrass (03/04/2014) [-]
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