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#69 - in this partucular incident megaton > comicexplain  [+] (1 reply) 09/21/2016 on Gwenpool +1
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#84 - comicexplain (09/21/2016) [-]
Ah, sorry Angelusprimus ! I never got your mention for some reason. Cheers, Megaton !
#77 - ok, one of them gets crabs.. another turns to a girl …  [+] (1 reply) 09/18/2016 on Every time +1
#79 - halvgud (09/18/2016) [-]
**halvgud used "*roll picture*"**
**halvgud rolled image**Oh boi you done gone and asked.

1) Crabs is the least you can do. Ever heard of syphilis? The one that makes you actually deranged? Take that one up a notch to the possible magic-user, giving him either the shakes (disadvantage at somatic -you know, the kind where you wave your arms in a particular pattern- spells) or a dual personality (which you control for fun/profit/embarassment, but this is -very- heavy handed).

2) Sexchange is in this case an interesting option if your players are so heavily into the evil that they'd turn on their own group if a female is present. Well, if you can manage it, keeping that one separate, introduce the sex change, keep him out of the loop for half an hour(give him a pizza piece and access to your wi-fi should work fine), then introduce this stunning new beauty to the others, who does not know that this is that player because of a silence spell, or mind control or similar denial of awareness. The double-triple take when you then go and give him the info of what has happened to him, and re-introduce him to the group...well, shit may fly.

3) I did say critical fumble table? Yes, yes, yeeees. So, for a start, in any rape case they now have a more interactive option. Roll to undress. This can fumble in so many ways, or give them too much fun if a barbarian just rips off all the clothes.....and the luckless victim's skin. So..much..blood..

4) I don't know how much thought you have given to alignment in this game, but what IS their alignment anyway, and how does the authority of that region deal with such evildoers? Give them a medal? Give them banishment? Give them a value of 7000 gold per head if taken in, preferably dead, by bounty hunters of many kinds? Remember, you are the GOD of their particular game, none above, none besides. You rule, and you can toss as much or as little in their way as you can. If these are your friends, well, you're certainly learning some psychology about them, aren't you?
#74 - oh man, that sounds like fun, that's an interesting idea there…  [+] (3 replies) 09/18/2016 on Every time 0
#76 - halvgud (09/18/2016) [-]
**halvgud used "*roll picture*"**
**halvgud rolled image**Looking forward to it.
#77 - danirblade (09/18/2016) [-]
ok, one of them gets crabs..

another turns to a girl

bone breaking and opssible mutilation, any other suggestions?
#79 - halvgud (09/18/2016) [-]
**halvgud used "*roll picture*"**
**halvgud rolled image**Oh boi you done gone and asked.

1) Crabs is the least you can do. Ever heard of syphilis? The one that makes you actually deranged? Take that one up a notch to the possible magic-user, giving him either the shakes (disadvantage at somatic -you know, the kind where you wave your arms in a particular pattern- spells) or a dual personality (which you control for fun/profit/embarassment, but this is -very- heavy handed).

2) Sexchange is in this case an interesting option if your players are so heavily into the evil that they'd turn on their own group if a female is present. Well, if you can manage it, keeping that one separate, introduce the sex change, keep him out of the loop for half an hour(give him a pizza piece and access to your wi-fi should work fine), then introduce this stunning new beauty to the others, who does not know that this is that player because of a silence spell, or mind control or similar denial of awareness. The double-triple take when you then go and give him the info of what has happened to him, and re-introduce him to the group...well, shit may fly.

3) I did say critical fumble table? Yes, yes, yeeees. So, for a start, in any rape case they now have a more interactive option. Roll to undress. This can fumble in so many ways, or give them too much fun if a barbarian just rips off all the clothes.....and the luckless victim's skin. So..much..blood..

4) I don't know how much thought you have given to alignment in this game, but what IS their alignment anyway, and how does the authority of that region deal with such evildoers? Give them a medal? Give them banishment? Give them a value of 7000 gold per head if taken in, preferably dead, by bounty hunters of many kinds? Remember, you are the GOD of their particular game, none above, none besides. You rule, and you can toss as much or as little in their way as you can. If these are your friends, well, you're certainly learning some psychology about them, aren't you?
#60 - i've pushed my friends into trying DND, downloaded an adventur…  [+] (6 replies) 09/18/2016 on Every time +2
#80 - ljxjlos (09/18/2016) [-]
> sex in roleplay

they´ll never even touch a real woman, I think that´s punishment enough
#70 - halvgud (09/18/2016) [-]
**halvgud used "*roll picture*"**
**halvgud rolled image**Sounds like you need some homebrew veneral diseases and critical fumble tables, you know, in case they want to attack with their thing and miss. Bring the popcorn and the loaded dice (and the rabid troll strung out by the attacking local gnome's amphetamine lab and sex magic shop).
#74 - danirblade (09/18/2016) [-]
oh man, that sounds like fun, that's an interesting idea there mister, if it brings pain and injury to some chaotic natural rascals - i will post, swear
#76 - halvgud (09/18/2016) [-]
**halvgud used "*roll picture*"**
**halvgud rolled image**Looking forward to it.
#77 - danirblade (09/18/2016) [-]
ok, one of them gets crabs..

another turns to a girl

bone breaking and opssible mutilation, any other suggestions?
#79 - halvgud (09/18/2016) [-]
**halvgud used "*roll picture*"**
**halvgud rolled image**Oh boi you done gone and asked.

1) Crabs is the least you can do. Ever heard of syphilis? The one that makes you actually deranged? Take that one up a notch to the possible magic-user, giving him either the shakes (disadvantage at somatic -you know, the kind where you wave your arms in a particular pattern- spells) or a dual personality (which you control for fun/profit/embarassment, but this is -very- heavy handed).

2) Sexchange is in this case an interesting option if your players are so heavily into the evil that they'd turn on their own group if a female is present. Well, if you can manage it, keeping that one separate, introduce the sex change, keep him out of the loop for half an hour(give him a pizza piece and access to your wi-fi should work fine), then introduce this stunning new beauty to the others, who does not know that this is that player because of a silence spell, or mind control or similar denial of awareness. The double-triple take when you then go and give him the info of what has happened to him, and re-introduce him to the group...well, shit may fly.

3) I did say critical fumble table? Yes, yes, yeeees. So, for a start, in any rape case they now have a more interactive option. Roll to undress. This can fumble in so many ways, or give them too much fun if a barbarian just rips off all the clothes.....and the luckless victim's skin. So..much..blood..

4) I don't know how much thought you have given to alignment in this game, but what IS their alignment anyway, and how does the authority of that region deal with such evildoers? Give them a medal? Give them banishment? Give them a value of 7000 gold per head if taken in, preferably dead, by bounty hunters of many kinds? Remember, you are the GOD of their particular game, none above, none besides. You rule, and you can toss as much or as little in their way as you can. If these are your friends, well, you're certainly learning some psychology about them, aren't you?
#45 - commenting here because your comment might as well get feature…  [+] (1 reply) 08/25/2016 on Anime Gif Dump 21 - Action... +1
#46 - danirblade (08/25/2016) [-]
didnt include image, fuck