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I am just a female named Dani, I am on funnyjunk
I don't always comment, but when I do I get lots of thumbs.
never said which color though.

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#310 - Picture 06/30/2012 on CANNOT UNSEE! +3
#63 - News flash. There's always going to be someone who thinks thei…  [+] (2 replies) 06/30/2012 on How the world works +7
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#81 - AngryRedMidget (06/30/2012) [-]
Every country does have something that's best in the world, Canada is the best country for gender equality, England sports some of the greatest cultural diversity and achievements in the world, America certainly has the greatest military, South Koreans are fucking awesome at Starcraft, and Germans have ballin' cars. We all have something to be proud of.
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#147 - I am a christian and I fap all the time. If I'm waiting until …  [+] (5 replies) 06/26/2012 on Scum-bag god +27
#176 - ThatSucks (06/26/2012) [-]
It never actually said in the bible not to masturbate. The one quote people use against it is about this guy named Onan, I think. Onan's brother married a girl, and died before she could get pregnant. Back then, it was super important for a woman to have a child, so if that happened, it was the next unmarried brother's responsibility to marry her and knock her up. Well, for some reason, this Onan jacked off right before sex just so that he wouldn't get her pregnant. And this pissed God off. That is all the bible says about it.
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#187 - lurkindeeznuts (06/26/2012) [-]
Doesn't the bible say something like "it is better to spill your seed in the belly of a whore than on the ground"
#194 - ThatSucks (06/26/2012) [-]
I don't know. I've never heard that before.
#198 - lurkindeeznuts (06/26/2012) [-]
Alright, googled it, couldn't find a specific verse where it says that but I remember the bible saying that, and this page is saying that masturbating is destroying the one doing it because basically once you get used to masturbating to get rid of a sexual urge like a boner or something, you can't stop. Which I wholeheartedly don't deny because I can't stop either. I don't think any of FJ can
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#152 - darknesincontrol (06/26/2012) [-]
thats reasonable
#51 - I feel like I am the only girl in the world who cares about he…  [+] (10 replies) 06/24/2012 on Foul Bachelorette Frog +47
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#58 - candance (06/24/2012) [-]
i was thinking the exact same thing. though i do sometimes get distracted by my own cleveage :P .... gif somewhat related
#107 - brandonstanford (06/24/2012) [-]
And girls act mad and shit when we get distracted..can't help it.
#457 - candance (06/25/2012) [-]
meh i dont care. i think if your clevage is showing you're asking guys to look. if not, your wardrobe should contain an immense ammount of turtle necks and scarves. feel free to look.
#465 - swedishmeatballs (06/25/2012) [-]
I came and started farting
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#502 - candance (06/25/2012) [-]
lmfao. well ... um... cool?
#535 - swedishmeatballs (06/25/2012) [-]
a girl talked to me
#542 - candance (06/25/2012) [-]
add me as a friend :) i dont have many XP lol . gif kinda unrelated.
#54 - desdemona (06/24/2012) [-]