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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Wii, More shit
Video Games Played: Halo: Reach, Modern Warfare 3, Left 4 Dead
X-box Gamertag: DandelionTerror
Interests: Vidya, ponies, food
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:5/10/2016
Location:Banjo Country
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Favorite Tags: Cars (17) | crashes (17)
Hey there! My name is dandelionterror, and I enjoy video games, tennis, and piano! I have many other interests and am always open to making new friends, so feel free to leave a comment if you want to chat! :)

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#4924 - NutHut (07/06/2013) [-]
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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
#850 - theonetruedashi (10/17/2012) [+] (953 children)
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Ohhh hello sexy
And now you cant go to bed
#4922 to #850 - theonetruedashi (07/01/2013) [-]
This place
Its nigh forgotten

dandelionterror
#4788 to #850 - theonetruedashi (05/20/2013) [-]
lh4.googleusercontent.com/-J4E57yTZCcI/UZk6lmjsTTI/AAAAAAAAjNI/L6 J7cXJIrWA/s1600/SockieFlutterShy.png

dandelionterror
#4625 to #850 - theonetruedashi (04/28/2013) [-]
"Okay Rainbow Dash, it's time to think on this. That wasn't the first time you've saved Fluttershy, so why did it feel so different?"

First, Dash thought on the many times she had saved Fluttershy before, or simply came to help her out. To see her best friend safe naturally made her happy, relieved, and in the cases where there was a severe lack of danger, irritated.

"Yeah, she's a real scaredy cat," Dash couldn't help but chuckle as she whispered, "Always jumping into my hooves or holding onto me… making me feel like a hero."

The daydreaming pony shook her head and pulled her head out of the clouds, figuratively. Getting back to her concerns, Dash thought on how it had been as of late. Her earlier rescue of Fluttershy had made her feel unusually warm, her face felt hot and her mind became fuzzy, making it difficult to think. In fact, just being near Fluttershy got her dizzy. Every time she got close to her foalhood friend, Rainbow would feel goosebumps across her body, her wings would itch, and she also found it harder to breathe. The last of these confused the athlete the most; encountering Fluttershy had made her heart and lungs feel like she had just ran or flown a marathon.

"To think that I've been feeling like this since… that… dare…" Dash said to herself aloud. Suddenly, she perked up. "I got it!"

Realization dawned upon Rainbow Dash as she factored in both her recent feelings when around Fluttershy as well as the recent events between the two.

"This all started to happen after Fluttershy and I kissed. Feeling hot, dizzy, itchy, difficulty breathing; there is only one explanation for all of this." Rainbow Dash reasoned as she added everything together. With the discovery of what had been troubling her, she raised her head high, pleased at her quick feet of intelligence, and proud enough to declare her conclusion aloud.

"I am allergic to Fluttershy."

dandelionterror
#4626 to #4625 - dandelionterror (04/28/2013) [-]
Fantastic.
#4927 to #4626 - theonetruedashi (07/11/2013) [-]
Meow
#4928 to #4927 - dandelionterror (07/11/2013) [-]
I am up mch later than I need to be
#4929 to #4928 - theonetruedashi (07/11/2013) [-]
Its okay, so am I
#4627 to #4626 - theonetruedashi (04/28/2013) [-]
<3
#4338 to #850 - theonetruedashi (04/12/2013) [-]
dandelionterror

<3
#4339 to #4338 - dandelionterror (04/12/2013) [-]
My computer.
It cannot handle this thread.
#4340 to #4339 - theonetruedashi (04/12/2013) [-]
Yes but.. this is our home!
#4341 to #4340 - dandelionterror (04/12/2013) [-]
YOU DON'T HEAR THE QUARIANS BITCHING ABOUT HOME
#4342 to #4341 - theonetruedashi (04/13/2013) [-]
THE WAT
#3944 to #850 - theonetruedashi (03/07/2013) [-]
dandelionterror
#3945 to #3944 - dandelionterror (03/07/2013) [-]
MFW
#3979 to #3945 - theonetruedashi (03/08/2013) [-]
I have no friends
#3984 to #3982 - dandelionterror (03/08/2013) [-]
LAGGY AS ****
#3986 to #3984 - theonetruedashi (03/08/2013) [-]
Its not that bad if you press refresh and go do something else for ten minutes
#3987 to #3986 - dandelionterror (03/08/2013) [-]
>ten minutes
***** how much time you think I got?
#3988 to #3987 - theonetruedashi (03/08/2013) [-]
TEN MILLION YEARS
#3989 to #3988 - dandelionterror (03/08/2013) [-]
IN THAT TIME I COULD RUN ONE WHOLE MILE
#3990 to #3989 - theonetruedashi (03/08/2013) [-]
OR YOU COULD INVENT A NEW BAGEL FLAVOR
#3991 to #3990 - dandelionterror (03/08/2013) [-]
Yes, imagine it.
Yogurt flavored bagels!
#3946 to #3945 - theonetruedashi (03/07/2013) [-]
"this is what happens when you give theonetruedashi an inch of freedom"

Bish please
#3947 to #3946 - dandelionterror (03/07/2013) [-]
TFW I scrolled down to see what we were last talking about and see comment #3740
#3950 to #3947 - theonetruedashi (03/07/2013) [-]
There is no #3740
So I'm gonna assume you mean #3470

And with that, I'm sorry :c
#3951 to #3950 - dandelionterror (03/07/2013) [-]
There is too a #3740!
It's just not in this chain....
But yeah I meant that one.

I have pretzel bits stuck to my gums.
#3952 to #3951 - theonetruedashi (03/07/2013) [-]
I have the taste of cherry cough syrup in my mouth :3

Wanna trade?
#3954 to #3952 - dandelionterror (03/07/2013) [-]
No of course not!
Pretzel bits are awesome!
So...sourdough...y!
:3
#3956 to #3954 - theonetruedashi (03/07/2013) [-]
Too much cough syrup makes me feel sexy and stuff
#3957 to #3956 - dandelionterror (03/07/2013) [-]
You should probably handcuff yourself to something so you don't go out and sex everything up! :3
#3958 to #3957 - theonetruedashi (03/07/2013) [-]
Probably!

So are you busy?
We could sexbox
#3959 to #3958 - dandelionterror (03/07/2013) [-]
Did you wanna BLOPS or Halol?
#3960 to #3959 - theonetruedashi (03/07/2013) [-]
Whichever, I'm not feeling too picky right now
#3961 to #3960 - dandelionterror (03/07/2013) [-]
Alrighty!
#3974 to #3972 - dandelionterror (03/08/2013) [-]
Sorry for the delay, call from a friend.
#3975 to #3974 - theonetruedashi (03/08/2013) [-]
Implying you have friends

I mean wat
#3977 to #3975 - dandelionterror
(03/08/2013) [-]
I have so many friends I don't even know what to do anymore.
It's crazy!
#3819 to #850 - theonetruedashi (02/25/2013) [-]
Boop
#3371 to #850 - dandelionterror (01/04/2013) [-]
Yeah! Our home!
But I'm kinda tired Pat...
#3372 to #3371 - theonetruedashi (01/04/2013) [-]
Well then go to sleep you silly ****
#3373 to #3372 - dandelionterror (01/04/2013) [-]
Mhmm! Night Pat! <3
#3374 to #3373 - theonetruedashi (01/04/2013) [-]
Yknow
If you're gonna sleep
You shouldnt be on FJ
#3375 to #3374 - dandelionterror (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm uh...sleep-posting!
Snore!
#3376 to #3375 - theonetruedashi (01/04/2013) [-]
Uhhhh huh :3
#3377 to #3376 - dandelionterror (01/04/2013) [-]
I can't sleep, people on the internet are wrong!!
#3378 to #3377 - theonetruedashi (01/04/2013) [-]
Oh nooooooooooooooooo :c
#3379 to #3378 - dandelionterror (01/04/2013) [-]
A crime punishable by being called an "ass-faggot"!
#3470 to #3379 - theonetruedashi (01/13/2013) [-]
Well!
I see that Jamie is back :3
#3471 to #3470 - dandelionterror (01/13/2013) [-]
Yes, oh my god, I'm so relieved.
Also, HNNNNNNNNNNNNG welcome to Lag City
#3592 to #3471 - theonetruedashi (01/18/2013) [-]
Hi
#3593 to #3592 - dandelionterror (01/18/2013) [-]
You wan play Halo? :3
#3594 to #3593 - theonetruedashi (01/18/2013) [-]
Eh sure
#3472 to #3471 - theonetruedashi (01/13/2013) [-]
Skype plz

I have some stuff to tell you
#2923 to #850 - dandelionterror (12/19/2012) [-]
Did you have a good day? c:
#2924 to #2923 - theonetruedashi (12/19/2012) [-]
No
#2925 to #2924 - dandelionterror (12/19/2012) [-]
S'matter Patrick? :c
#2926 to #2925 - theonetruedashi (12/19/2012) [-]
Too much stuff
#2927 to #2926 - dandelionterror (12/19/2012) [-]
"stuff"?
I take it you don't want to talk about it?
#2929 to #2927 - theonetruedashi (12/19/2012) [-]
No
#2931 to #2929 - dandelionterror (12/19/2012) [-]
Well, that's fine, you know the drill if you change your mind.
Whatcha up to?
#2932 to #2931 - theonetruedashi (12/19/2012) [-]
There's a drill?
#2933 to #2932 - dandelionterror (12/19/2012) [-]
Yeah! You tell me and we talk about it!
Assuming the proper safety codes are met!
#2935 to #2933 - theonetruedashi (12/19/2012) [-]
Safety codes?
#2937 to #2935 - dandelionterror (12/19/2012) [-]
Yeah! Like a rampaging Godzilla attacking is unsafe! No consolation then!
#3130 to #2937 - theonetruedashi (12/21/2012) [-]
Ugh
I'm sick
#3131 to #3130 - dandelionterror (12/21/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, have you taken any meds?
#3132 to #3131 - theonetruedashi (12/21/2012) [-]
Yeah
I'm drugged out beyond reasoning
Can you get on skype?
#3133 to #3132 - dandelionterror (12/21/2012) [-]
**dandelionterror sighs**
I suppose
#3363 to #3361 - dandelionterror (01/04/2013) [-]
D'as cute. :3
#3366 to #3363 - theonetruedashi (01/04/2013) [-]
You're cute!

I mean
Uh
Hi!
#3369 to #3366 - dandelionterror (01/04/2013) [-]
Hey! Forgot this thing existed!
It's lagging my computer like ****!
XD
#3370 to #3369 - theonetruedashi
(01/04/2013) [-]
Yes! There is soooo much lag!!

BUT
This is our HOME Dandy
This
This is where we were BORN
#3134 to #3133 - theonetruedashi (12/21/2012) [-]
Well if you don't want to, just say so
I'm gonna go lay down so I'm getting off FJ, thats why
#2940 to #2937 - theonetruedashi (12/19/2012) [-]
Oh.
Okay
#2896 to #850 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
What if she wants to go to Agrabah?
#2897 to #2896 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
Well then I guess I'm going to Agrabah :/
#2898 to #2897 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
We did it Patrick!
853!
:D :D :D
#2899 to #2898 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
DAMMET DANDY
I JUST WENT TO SCREENCAP IT TO BREAK THE NEWS TO YOU
BUT NOOOO
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BEAT ME
#2900 to #2899 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
******* Dandy!
#2901 to #2900 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
We really should make a sitcom out of you
#2902 to #2901 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
But what would we call it?
#2903 to #2902 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
Uh..
Uhm...

"******* Dandy"?

Also on a completely unrelated note xkcd.com/1110/
#2904 to #2903 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
They don't curse in TV sitcoms! Also, that's very thought-provoking.
#2905 to #2904 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
That comic messes with me sometimes
Its a fun webcomic

AND FINE
WE'LL CALL IT
A DANDY LIFE
#2906 to #2905 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
Also! I just noticed that you pointed out I said "XD" down there!
I was saying you put "xD", in which you left the x lowercased!
Which annoys me!
>:(
#2907 to #2906 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
YEAH
WELL
MAYBE CAPITAL x'S ANNOY ME!
#2914 to #2907 - dandelionterror (12/19/2012) [-]
Master of insults
#2916 to #2914 - theonetruedashi (12/19/2012) [-]
HAHAHA oh wow Dandy
#2917 to #2916 - dandelionterror (12/19/2012) [-]
....wut?
>.>'
#2918 to #2917 - theonetruedashi (12/19/2012) [-]
Just... you
#2919 to #2918 - dandelionterror (12/19/2012) [-]
Am I a funny guy?
c:
#2920 to #2919 - theonetruedashi (12/19/2012) [-]
Yes
#2921 to #2920 - dandelionterror (12/19/2012) [-]
Awww, thank you! :3
#2922 to #2921 - theonetruedashi
(12/19/2012) [-]
Mhm
#2908 to #2907 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
WELL MAYBE HOW SLOW MY COMPUTER IS ANNOYS ME!
I'm gonna go play some Halo I'll talk to you later Patrick.
:3
#2869 to #850 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
I kinda want to count how many comments there actually are here.
I'm willing to bet a good half of my entire profile comments.
#2871 to #2869 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
Do eet! I'm insanely curious..
#2873 to #2871 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
I do not have the willpower.
Time for a sandwich!
#2874 to #2873 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
MFW I started to count then realized I could do this
#2875 to #2874 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, lol, I guess that would work.
832! That's pretty spectacular!
#2876 to #2875 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
Thats almost more then the starting number xD
#2877 to #2876 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
I think with some patience and fortitude, we can outdo the starting number for sure!
>:3
#2878 to #2877 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
Considering it only takes 16 more posts, we shall do it!

TOGETHER!
FOR GLORY!
FOR AGATHA!
#2879 to #2878 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
Who the **** is Agatha?
#2880 to #2879 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
Bish

Its from the game Chivalry
Watch more Criken, dammet
#2881 to #2880 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
OH YES NOW I REMEMBER.
FOR AGATHAAAAAAAAAA
#2882 to #2881 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
FOR THE ORRRDDAAAAAAAAAAH

God
I love that game
#2883 to #2882 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
Do you actually own it?
#2884 to #2883 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
Yep!
Its pretty fun xD
#2885 to #2884 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
Oh man.
"xD"?
Really Patrick?
#2887 to #2885 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
OH MAN
"XD" funnyjunk.com/user/JKG/2098#2098
REALLY DANDY?
REALLY??
#2890 to #2887 - JKG (12/18/2012) [-]
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY COMMENTS HERE ;~;
#2892 to #2890 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
Shhh
Shhhhh

Just let it happen
Because we talk too much
#2886 to #2885 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
I'M TIRED SHUDDAP

Also we should play l4d2 sometime today
#2888 to #2886 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
Maybe in a bit, Jamie's actually replying pretty fast, and so are you, plus I've got a Skype chat talking my ear off.
But we definitely should today. :3
#2893 to #2888 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
Yeah not now because I haveta go in a bit to do some things :/
But yes lateahahaheah
#2894 to #2893 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
Do some "things"?
Shifty mode activate.
#2895 to #2894 - theonetruedashi
(12/18/2012) [-]
If you really must know, I have to go pick my mother up from work and then take her wherever she desires
#2786 to #850 - dandelionterror (12/17/2012) [-]
OH MY GOD NEW CIRKEN.
HEUAAA~
#2789 to #2786 - theonetruedashi (12/17/2012) [-]
That is officially my favorite noise at the moment

HEUAA~
#2791 to #2789 - dandelionterror (12/17/2012) [-]
I'll watch it later when I'm not preoccupied
#2797 to #2791 - theonetruedashi (12/17/2012) [-]
Why are you preoccupied?
#2798 to #2797 - dandelionterror (12/17/2012) [-]
Playing The Walking Dead! :3
#2800 to #2798 - theonetruedashi (12/17/2012) [-]
OH THAT REMINDS ME

When are we gonna pway l4d2?
#2803 to #2800 - dandelionterror (12/17/2012) [-]
Tomorrow maybe?
#2805 to #2803 - theonetruedashi (12/17/2012) [-]
Maybe!

Also, guess what Tuesday is!
#2806 to #2805 - dandelionterror (12/17/2012) [-]
Your birthday? :o
#2808 to #2806 - theonetruedashi (12/17/2012) [-]
Hah, no
That isn't until February

Its the two month anniversary of this comment thread!
#2810 to #2808 - dandelionterror (12/17/2012) [-]
Hell yeah! :D
#2835 to #2810 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
**theonetruedashi crashlands on the balcony**

Sup?
#2837 to #2835 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
Oh that .gif syncs perfectly!
Nothing much, sup with you?
:3
#2839 to #2837 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
Just threading and sitting back in bed
Thinking about things

Oh!
How are things with her?
#2841 to #2839 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
Oh y'know. Fine.
I just started up a conversation because I was off all day, but I'm fine.
Thanks again for last night.
#2842 to #2841 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
No problem
As I said, I love helping friends
#2844 to #2842 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
What a coincidence! I love being helped!
#2852 to #2844 - theonetruedashi (12/18/2012) [-]
Holy ****

I just had a moment where I was sitting here and I felt this huge pressure from every direction and my vision was going black at the edges and I was shaking uncontrollably

It was scary
#2853 to #2852 - dandelionterror (12/18/2012) [-]
I've gotten those before.
Minus the shaking.
Did you stand up real quick after sitting for a long time?
#2867 to #2853 - theonetruedashi
(12/18/2012) [-]
HAPPY TWO MONTH ANNIVERSARY

We must celebrate by talking here and only here for the day
#2856 to #2853 - theonetruedashi
(12/18/2012) [-]
No
It just kinda happened

Hey are you on skype? It'd be easier to chat
#2812 to #2810 - theonetruedashi (12/17/2012) [-]
I thought that was awesome :3
#2754 to #850 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
Great minds think alike Patrick.
Great minds.
#2755 to #2754 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Well except mine is gay r34 clop porn
#2756 to #2755 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
Oh.
Mine's just regular boring hentai.
#2757 to #2756 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Wanna see my favorite pic?
#2758 to #2757 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
I suppose. :3
#2760 to #2759 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, I got about as much pleasure from that as I thought I would.
I'm going to sleep Patrick, gotta get up in the morning and watch the new episode!
I'll talk to you today probably!
<3
#2763 to #2762 - dandelionterror (12/16/2012) [-]
That. Is. Adorable.
#2764 to #2763 - theonetruedashi (12/16/2012) [-]
Yes it is :3
#2765 to #2764 - dandelionterror (12/16/2012) [-]
Just. like. CATS.
#2766 to #2765 - theonetruedashi (12/16/2012) [-]
I just watched LAST weeks episode
It was sweet :3
#2767 to #2766 - dandelionterror (12/16/2012) [-]
That's funny, I'm watching this week's episode right now! :D
#2768 to #2767 - theonetruedashi (12/16/2012) [-]
I'm waiting to watch it with Lyra
#2769 to #2768 - dandelionterror (12/16/2012) [-]
Actual real Lyra?
:o
#2770 to #2769 - theonetruedashi (12/16/2012) [-]
No, silly
#2771 to #2770 - dandelionterror (12/16/2012) [-]
How lame! Make one!
#2781 to #2771 - theonetruedashi (12/17/2012) [-]
HEUAA~
#2782 to #2781 - dandelionterror (12/17/2012) [-]
:|
#2772 to #2771 - theonetruedashi (12/16/2012) [-]
Dandy, just give her the D already
Also
Best. Episode. Ever.

Also also text me I'm going to lie down now
#2761 to #2760 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Alright
#2734 to #850 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
If you say so Patrick.
Is the site lagging BAD for you too?
#2735 to #2734 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Not too bad

But I have FIOS, everything is pretty fast...
#2736 to #2735 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
LOOK AT HIGH AND MIGHTY FIOS OVER HERE.

HE CAN RUN THE WHOLE INTERNET.
#2737 to #2736 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Nou

Dandy is internet
#2738 to #2737 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
Oh? I'm the internet?
That's strange considering I CAN BARELY RUN FUNNYJUNK.
#2739 to #2738 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Well duh

Funnyjunk isnt the internet
Its Funnyjunk

Where have you been?
#2740 to #2739 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
Apparently under a rock. Do I have any spiders on me? I hate spiders.
#2741 to #2740 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Nah but theres a worm on your left shoulder
#2742 to #2741 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
**dandelionterror screams like a little girl**
#2743 to #2742 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
**theonetruedashi blinks and brushes it off**

Sheesh, you'd think that you were the homosexual here or something
#2744 to #2743 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
It is causing my browser to stop responding every time I reply to you.
My computer LITERALLY does not know what the **** to do about all these comments.
#2745 to #2744 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
But thats what makes this so awesome!

You could always just text me you know
#2746 to #2745 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
I like typing on a computer better. :/
I go a lot faster than on a phone. >.>'
#2747 to #2746 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Hehe
Hehehe

You're FASTER on a computer, you'd say?
#2748 to #2747 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
Plus you randomly leave when we're texting.
Not to say you don't randomly leave here too, but it's much more frequent when we text.
:|
#2749 to #2748 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
...
Oh cmon
No comment on my clever comment?

Fein, I c how it is
#2750 to #2749 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
I SEE YOU REFUSING TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY POINT.

And yes, I do usually finish faster on a computer in that respect too. Mainly because if I'm doing it on a phone it's in public.
#2751 to #2750 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
...
Kinky
#2752 to #2751 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
I guess you're just gonna drop it.
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
...
And yeah, sometimes I gotta rub one out in a bathroom somewhere.
For raisins.
#2753 to #2752 - theonetruedashi
(12/15/2012) [-]
I do that too..
:3
#2714 to #850 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
What's wrong ma ****? :(
#2715 to #2714 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Lots of things

You finish that story?
#2716 to #2715 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
I did, and I found some parts of it to be quite overexaggerated. It was a decent read nonetheless.
#2717 to #2716 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Well the point of having people read it wasn't just for the story

It was so maybe people could understand how I feel
#2718 to #2717 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
So you feel like you can't open up to people because you're supposed to be a rock, and because you're afraid people will hate you?
#2719 to #2718 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Well yeah

And also I've told a few people who were supposed to be close friends at one point

They had reactions that were.. suprisingly similar to the story

Oh and also the whole hating myself part
#2720 to #2719 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
I don't see how you could hate someone as lovely as yourself.
#2721 to #2720 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Because I can't be normal
#2722 to #2721 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
Who says what's normal? You've got people out their murdering other humans, getting tweaked and blown on all sorts of ****, and some people doing getting off to the craziest fetishes you can imagine.
There is no normal Patrick, there is humanity. And even then, who cares? You could be the weirdest craziest ************ this side of North America, and people would still love the hell out of you. Know why?
Because you're you Patrick. And that's all you need to be.
#2723 to #2722 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Yeah?

Well maybe being Patrick isn't good enough
#2724 to #2723 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
Who the bloody hell are you trying to impress here Pat? Who are you trying to be "normal" for?!
#2725 to #2724 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
MYSELF

Because you know what?
I'm tired
I'm tired of being a slut
I'm tired of being ashamed of myself
I'm tired of being rejected as a damn human being
I'm ******* tired of life
#2726 to #2725 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
Then change Pat! Look, I know it's not as easy as just saying "That's it" and never doing it again. But all that stuff? It's in the past. There isn't a damn thing you can do to change it. And personally, I don't think you should want to. You're a work of art, sculpted by the events that have taken place in your life.
If you don't like who you are, then stop being that person, but there's no point in sitting around sulking because you made some bad decisions.
#2727 to #2726 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
I'm not sulking...
#2728 to #2727 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
What's your definition of sulking Pat? Look, I'm just saying all this because I hate seeing you hurt. I love you man.
#2729 to #2728 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Sulking implies I'm sitting around not trying to do anything about it
#2730 to #2729 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
Alright fine jesus I misused a word, that's not the point here you dip-dip.
#2731 to #2730 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
**theonetruedashi takes a deep breath and a pause**

Okay
Alright

I've composed myself again. I'm fine, don't worry about it
So whats up?
#2732 to #2731 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
**dandelionterror looks unsure**
#2733 to #2732 - theonetruedashi
(12/15/2012) [-]
I'm fine
#2446 to #850 - dandelionterror (12/10/2012) [-]
I don't mean sexual RP'ing either. I don't want any part in that. >:|
#2447 to #2446 - theonetruedashi (12/10/2012) [-]
Urgh
Celestia knows I've done more then my fair share of that
But meh
RP'ing in general has no appeal to me recently
#2448 to #2447 - dandelionterror (12/10/2012) [-]
You sound like you're in a bit of a rut Pat. :(
#2449 to #2448 - theonetruedashi (12/10/2012) [-]
Eh...
Yeah..

I'm just... bleh.
#2450 to #2449 - dandelionterror (12/10/2012) [-]
Is something wrong? :(
Also HOLY **** it takes forever to upload a comment to this ridiculousness.
#2697 to #2450 - theonetruedashi (12/14/2012) [-]
Dear Lord, this comment string is long
#2698 to #2697 - dandelionterror (12/14/2012) [-]
Longest I've ever seen! :o
#2699 to #2698 - theonetruedashi (12/14/2012) [-]
Yus!

Two things
1. Did you get my mm
and
2. After lurking on your profile, I have concluded

She wants the D
#2700 to #2699 - dandelionterror (12/14/2012) [-]
1. I did, I'm reading the story now, when my cat doesn't interrupt!
2. Uh...who wants the D?
>.>;
#2702 to #2700 - theonetruedashi (12/14/2012) [-]
The only SHE whos all over your profile :3
#2703 to #2702 - dandelionterror (12/14/2012) [-]
Oh...haha...her...
D for dandy right?
>.>'
#2704 to #2703 - theonetruedashi (12/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure
Lets go with that

Hey Dandy
Sorry, but I really.. I'm not in good shape, especially after reading that story..
I'm gonna go lay down, text me please?
#2705 to #2704 - dandelionterror (12/14/2012) [-]
Yeah sure, for definitely.
#2707 to #2705 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Hey
#2708 to #2707 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
Hay is for horses.
And I love horses! :3
#2709 to #2708 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Oh

Okay
#2710 to #2709 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
Uhm...what's up?
:(
#2711 to #2710 - theonetruedashi (12/15/2012) [-]
Mh
Stuff
Howre you?
#2712 to #2711 - dandelionterror (12/15/2012) [-]
I'm doing just fine, had a fun party tonight, now I'm sitting back home with popcorn and hot cocoa.
Are you uh...alright?
#2713 to #2712 - theonetruedashi
(12/15/2012) [-]
No
#2451 to #2450 - theonetruedashi (12/10/2012) [-]
A lot of things are wrong

Meh.. don't wanna talk about it here
Plus its laggy as balls
Text me, I'm gonna go lay down
#2426 to #850 - dandelionterror (12/10/2012) [-]
Somebody's on the ball today! >:3
#2427 to #2426 - theonetruedashi (12/10/2012) [-]
Nou
#2428 to #2427 - dandelionterror (12/10/2012) [-]
I was talking about myself! JOKES ON YOU!
What's up Patrick? c:
#2429 to #2428 - theonetruedashi (12/10/2012) [-]
I dunno
Been a bit since we've chatted and stuff
Thought I'd drop in and say Hai
#2430 to #2429 - dandelionterror (12/10/2012) [-]
I know right! Usually we talk like every day, but it's been like TWO DAYS! D:
#2431 to #2430 - theonetruedashi (12/10/2012) [-]
Well I mean
Its actually been almost five days since we've actually had decent conversation
#2432 to #2431 - dandelionterror (12/10/2012) [-]
>implying any of our conversations could be classified as "decent"
#2433 to #2432 - theonetruedashi (12/10/2012) [-]
Haaaah I see wat u did thar
#2434 to #2433 - dandelionterror (12/10/2012) [-]
...did I...
Did I make a funny?
I was just...
Okay cool!
How are you doing Patrick, feeling any better? :c
#2435 to #2434 - theonetruedashi (12/10/2012) [-]
Well my headache hasn't gone away yet
And now I'm just all stressy and stuff

So suuure, I'm feeling better, lets go with that
#2436 to #2435 - dandelionterror (12/10/2012) [-]
Sorry to hear that Pat, I'm pretty stressed myself, got a Calculus final in seven hours. :/
#2437 to #2436 - theonetruedashi (12/10/2012) [-]
Which Calc?
#2438 to #2437 - dandelionterror (12/10/2012) [-]
Just Calc 1.
I'm pretty sure the most advanced thing we've gotten to in that class is definite integrals and substitution, so I'm feeling confident.
#2439 to #2438 - theonetruedashi (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh you'll do fiiiine
Calc 1 is pretty simple stuff once you learn it
#2440 to #2439 - dandelionterror (12/10/2012) [-]
"it's simple as long as you learn it"
Yeah that's a pretty good GENERAL STATEMENT FOR EVERYTHING
#2441 to #2440 - theonetruedashi (12/10/2012) [-]
Well you know what I mean!
Goooosh
#2442 to #2441 - dandelionterror (12/10/2012) [-]
Man, I've been in an RP'ing mood lately. :|
#2443 to #2442 - theonetruedashi (12/10/2012) [-]
Well why?
WHY?
#2444 to #2443 - dandelionterror (12/10/2012) [-]
I dunno, and then if I actually get around to being able to do it, I don't.
It's like, it sounds fun, but I just CBA to actually do it, y'know? :/
#2445 to #2444 - theonetruedashi
(12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah I getcha
I mean, honestly I think RP'ing is kinda.. eh...
#2192 to #850 - dandelionterror (12/04/2012) [-]
Maybe you shouldn't be on the internet.
Maybe you should see a doctor.
o.o
#2193 to #2192 - theonetruedashi (12/04/2012) [-]
I dunwanna...
I just wanna curl up and hope it goes away

Also I don't really trust doctors
#2194 to #2193 - dandelionterror (12/04/2012) [-]
What? How can you not trust doctors?!
#2195 to #2194 - theonetruedashi (12/04/2012) [-]
Very easily

Probably because I've had issues with counselors/psychiatrists
And also probably because a very close someone was molested by one
#2196 to #2195 - dandelionterror (12/04/2012) [-]
Oh, well, I see.
Yes that would be a good reason.
Don't hesitate if it gets too bad though Pat, wouldn't want something bad happening to one of my homies.
:3
#2197 to #2196 - theonetruedashi (12/04/2012) [-]
Annnnd now my leg is asleep
Thanks Dandy
I'm blaming you for this one
#2198 to #2197 - dandelionterror (12/04/2012) [-]
Y u do dis?
;_;
#2199 to #2198 - theonetruedashi (12/04/2012) [-]
I do it out of love
And because you're the first person I like to blame
#2200 to #2199 - dandelionterror (12/04/2012) [-]
>Goes to get gas
>Gas has increased in price by two cents
******* DANDY
#2201 to #2200 - theonetruedashi (12/04/2012) [-]
I feel like we could make a show out of this
Or a meme

But then I realized its just bad luck brian all over again
#2202 to #2201 - dandelionterror (12/04/2012) [-]
A sitcom where everyone blames Dandy for everything?
OH WAIT THAT'S REAL LIFE.
#2203 to #2202 - theonetruedashi (12/04/2012) [-]
We can call it
GODDAMMET DANDY
#2204 to #2203 - dandelionterror (12/04/2012) [-]
>Throw paper ball at trash can from across the room
>Barely miss
>GODDAMMET DANDY
#2205 to #2204 - theonetruedashi (12/04/2012) [-]
YOU BREATH TOO HARD

Also um...
I kinda hate to bring this up but I wanna make sure you're alright..
Hows the whole Fluttershy thing?
#2206 to #2205 - dandelionterror (12/04/2012) [-]
Don't sweat it bro, it's fine I guess.
I still feel a little ashamed looking at her but I'm a lot better than after the initial incident.
Thanks for the concern. :)
#2207 to #2206 - theonetruedashi (12/04/2012) [-]
**theonetruedashi concerns all over the place**
#2208 to #2207 - dandelionterror (12/04/2012) [-]
How concerning...
#2209 to #2208 - theonetruedashi (12/04/2012) [-]
Bluh

I feel like crap
I'm gonna go Dandy, have a good night <3
#2210 to #2209 - dandelionterror (12/04/2012) [-]
Alright, hope you get to feeling better!
See, and now you can start the conversation later.
<3
#2425 to #2210 - theonetruedashi
(12/10/2012) [-]
Hai
#2169 to #850 - dandelionterror (12/02/2012) [-]
This place looks familiar...
#2170 to #2169 - theonetruedashi (12/02/2012) [-]
Its our hoooome
#2171 to #2170 - dandelionterror (12/02/2012) [-]
Oh okay! I'll get dinner started, you go to work and earn some dough!
#2172 to #2171 - theonetruedashi (12/02/2012) [-]
Mhhhh I am hungry though
#2173 to #2172 - dandelionterror (12/02/2012) [-]
Okay, is FJ lagging like **** for you too?
#2174 to #2173 - theonetruedashi (12/02/2012) [-]
Yeppers
#2175 to #2174 - dandelionterror (12/02/2012) [-]
Maybe it's the ******* SYSTEM LOAD FROM THESE ON BAJILLION COMMENTS
#2177 to #2176 - dandelionterror (12/03/2012) [-]
Ooh, I love that song!
#2178 to #2177 - theonetruedashi (12/03/2012) [-]
I love it too
And I love the animation as well
#2179 to #2178 - dandelionterror (12/03/2012) [-]
I love you!
<3
#2180 to #2179 - theonetruedashi (12/03/2012) [-]
Whooooa now Dandy
Lets take a step back
Like
TWENTY STEPS
Because
Reasons
#2181 to #2180 - dandelionterror (12/03/2012) [-]
Twenty steps?
Okay.
Hey there! I'm DandelionTerror!
:3
#2182 to #2181 - theonetruedashi (12/03/2012) [-]
Nah, too far

Maybe three steps
#2183 to #2182 - dandelionterror (12/03/2012) [-]
Let's step back to the part where I was going to sleep, because it's happening again.
Night Patrick!
<3
AND ACTUALLY SAY GOODNIGHT BACK THIS TIME, I'M SICK OF YOU JUST LEAVING AFTER I SAY GOODNIGHT.
#2184 to #2183 - theonetruedashi (12/03/2012) [-]
WELL GOODNIGHT THEN ******

I usually leave it open for me to come comment on it the next day and it not break the chain
Because you suck at starting up convos
#2188 to #2184 - dandelionterror (12/04/2012) [-]
"You usually suck at starting up convos"
PROVEN WRONG
#2189 to #2188 - theonetruedashi (12/04/2012) [-]
I guess I am

My body hurts
#2190 to #2189 - dandelionterror (12/04/2012) [-]
What'd you do?
D:
#2191 to #2190 - theonetruedashi
(12/04/2012) [-]
Nothing. Everything just hurts for some damn reason...

And my head is spinning like crazy
#2149 to #850 - dandelionterror (11/30/2012) [-]
WHY SO MANY PROFILES!?
#2150 to #2149 - theonetruedashi (11/30/2012) [-]
I only have three now :/
#2151 to #2150 - dandelionterror (11/30/2012) [-]
That's two more than me! :/
#2152 to #2151 - theonetruedashi (11/30/2012) [-]
Well I have the tendency to get profiles banned, apparently >.>
#2153 to #2152 - dandelionterror (11/30/2012) [-]
Probably because of porn!
:p
#2154 to #2153 - theonetruedashi (11/30/2012) [-]
Okay now that wasn't even my fault!
#2155 to #2154 - dandelionterror (11/30/2012) [-]
>implying it's not your fault
#2156 to #2155 - theonetruedashi (11/30/2012) [-]
I'm not implying

I'm telling!
#2157 to #2156 - dandelionterror (11/30/2012) [-]
Liking porn makes people want to post it on your profile! :p
#2158 to #2157 - theonetruedashi (11/30/2012) [-]
That wasn't even it!
It was that people wanted to see the whole pic of this!
#2159 to #2158 - dandelionterror (11/30/2012) [-]
Can I see the full version of that?
#2160 to #2159 - theonetruedashi (11/30/2012) [-]
Yeah sure lemme just post it on my pro--

wait
no!

IM NOT FALLING FOR IT
#2161 to #2160 - dandelionterror (11/30/2012) [-]
No but seriously, what is that?
Could be anything.
#2162 to #2161 - theonetruedashi (11/30/2012) [-]
Its cropped porn

I could post it on the **** brony if you really wanted to see it
#2163 to #2162 - dandelionterror (11/30/2012) [-]
I don't wanna look like a pervert...
#2164 to #2163 - theonetruedashi (11/30/2012) [-]
There, I skyped it to you
#2165 to #2164 - dandelionterror (11/30/2012) [-]
Oh I see.
You and your silly sexual Rainbow Dash photos
#2166 to #2165 - theonetruedashi (11/30/2012) [-]
Suprisingly, thats the only r34 I actually have saved
And I only have it saved because people kept asking about it

Annnnd I didn't even know it was cropped porn until I researched
#2167 to #2166 - dandelionterror (11/30/2012) [-]
Reverse Google search FTW?
#2168 to #2167 - theonetruedashi
(11/30/2012) [-]
Reverse Google search FTW.
#2122 to #850 - dandelionterror (11/28/2012) [-]
>2012
>saving gifs based on sexualness
#2123 to #2122 - theonetruedashi (11/28/2012) [-]
>2012
>NOT saving gifs based on sexualness
#2124 to #2123 - dandelionterror (11/28/2012) [-]
You silly.
Does that mean you have the Sweetie Belle one?
:o
#2125 to #2124 - theonetruedashi (11/28/2012) [-]
>2012
>Taking 8 minutes to respond
#2126 to #2125 - dandelionterror (11/28/2012) [-]
>2012
>Playing Halo 4 with mamalunarwolf
Also, I don't do romhacks a lot, but this doesn't look right...
#2127 to #2126 - theonetruedashi (11/28/2012) [-]
Hurgahhrugha

Text me
#2128 to #2127 - dandelionterror (11/28/2012) [-]
...okay?
#2129 to #2128 - theonetruedashi (11/29/2012) [-]
This is the gayest thing in the history of gay

"Hey there! My name is dandelionterror, and I enjoy video games, tennis, and piano! I have many other interests and am always open to making new friends, so feel free to leave a comment if you want to chat! :)"
#2130 to #2129 - dandelionterror (11/29/2012) [-]
Wow rude.
#2131 to #2130 - theonetruedashi (11/29/2012) [-]
Really?

I thought it was a compliment..
#2132 to #2131 - dandelionterror (11/29/2012) [-]
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING FRIENDLY
#2140 to #2132 - theonetruedashi (11/30/2012) [-]
Hai
#2141 to #2140 - dandelionterror (11/30/2012) [-]
Hello albino dashi! :D
#2142 to #2141 - theonetruedashi (11/30/2012) [-]
I'm gonna use albinodashi as my new mascot soon
#2143 to #2142 - dandelionterror (11/30/2012) [-]
Do you make them, or are there just that many?
o.o
#2144 to #2143 - theonetruedashi (11/30/2012) [-]
Lyra is gonna change most of my reaction folder for a christmas present :3
#2145 to #2144 - dandelionterror (11/30/2012) [-]
Oh wow! How nice to have people DO THINGS FOR YOU.
#2146 to #2145 - theonetruedashi (11/30/2012) [-]
Its a PRESENT

Also you should add the profile whitedashi at some point
#2147 to #2146 - dandelionterror (11/30/2012) [-]
Whitedashi!?
:o
#2148 to #2147 - theonetruedashi
(11/30/2012) [-]
Yeppers!

Gonna use that profile some when I get it onto the Friendly Board
#2092 to #850 - dandelionterror (11/26/2012) [-]
DAMN YOU PATRICK
#2093 to #2092 - theonetruedashi (11/26/2012) [-]
I'm just too fast for you, love~
#2094 to #2093 - dandelionterror (11/26/2012) [-]
I'll say, also apparently a bunch of this **** is due tomorrow.
Guess I'm pulling an involuntary late-nighter!~
#2095 to #2094 - theonetruedashi (11/26/2012) [-]
Well that sucks :c
#2096 to #2095 - dandelionterror (11/26/2012) [-]
Yeah. ELECTRON CONFIGURATIONS.
DOMNIT
#2097 to #2096 - theonetruedashi (11/26/2012) [-]
Hey, thats what I'm on now too!

1s2 2s2 2p6 3s2 3p6 4s2 3d10 4p6 5s2 4d10 5p6 6s2 4f14 5d10 ...etc
#2098 to #2097 - dandelionterror (11/26/2012) [-]
MFW they expect me to do three different ones on one page without screwing up the teensiest little bit.
AND THEN THEY THROW LANTHANIDES IN.
#2099 to #2098 - theonetruedashi (11/26/2012) [-]
Bah, its easy!

Do you need help?
#2100 to #2099 - dandelionterror (11/26/2012) [-]
It's not difficult.
Just tedious.
And sometimes I mistype.
:|
#2101 to #2100 - theonetruedashi (11/26/2012) [-]
I actually have a quiz on that tomorrow
#2102 to #2101 - dandelionterror (11/26/2012) [-]
Really then?
Best of luck!
:3
#2103 to #2102 - theonetruedashi (11/26/2012) [-]
And I never have that kind of tedious Chem homework :3
#2104 to #2103 - dandelionterror (11/26/2012) [-]
Well
****
YOU!!!
#2106 to #2104 - dandelionterror (11/26/2012) [-]
It's "Stupid Sexy Rainbow CrDash!"
#2105 to #2104 - theonetruedashi (11/26/2012) [-]
.. Wait
That image
Wat
#2120 to #2119 - dandelionterror (11/28/2012) [-]
Sweetie Belle was cuter.
#2121 to #2120 - theonetruedashi
(11/28/2012) [-]
Scoots was more sexually suggestive

And I still haven't seen that ep anyway
#2107 to #2105 - dandelionterror (11/26/2012) [-]
Okay look above
#2046 to #850 - dandelionterror (11/21/2012) [-]
Crazy huh?
I'm getting off of here Patrick.
I'll talk to you later.
#2047 to #2046 - theonetruedashi (11/21/2012) [-]
Oh alrighty
Good luck on your test tomorrow and stuff
And you know, you're allowed to start a conversation here once and a while

ITS ALWAYS ME
#2048 to #2047 - dandelionterror (11/21/2012) [-]
Usually when I see you're online by the time I find this thing you've already replied.
I'll try to be more considerate in the future.
#2049 to #2048 - theonetruedashi (11/21/2012) [-]
I have it bookmarked, fool :3
#2026 to #850 - dandelionterror (11/21/2012) [-]
Pansexuals?
GOD THIS KITCHENWARE IS SO HOT.
**** Integrals, this **** is so convoluted.
#2027 to #2026 - theonetruedashi (11/21/2012) [-]
Haha math :P
#2028 to #2027 - dandelionterror (11/21/2012) [-]
HAHA **** YOU.
Actually...this is all starting to flood back to me from my high-school Calculus.
I think I may actually do well on the test tomorrow!
Not that it matters because I'm 80% sure I'm failing regardless, but whatever.
#2029 to #2028 - theonetruedashi (11/21/2012) [-]
Good luck on your test though! :3

Tomorrow, I fly home for Thanksgiving :/
#2030 to #2029 - dandelionterror (11/21/2012) [-]
Gobble gobble! Can't wait!
I ******* LOVE STUFFING.
Is that a bad thing by the way? Can't tell with the ":/" face.
#2031 to #2030 - theonetruedashi (11/21/2012) [-]
Yeah its bad

My family is... uber hardcore Christian. Like, my whole family.
I'm gay.
You can... see where this is going
#2032 to #2031 - dandelionterror (11/21/2012) [-]
I thought they didn't know?
#2033 to #2032 - theonetruedashi (11/21/2012) [-]
They don't.
But they sure like to rail on homosexuals.

Put it this way.
Last Thanksgiving my whole family had a discussion about the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy being repealed.
They basically came to the conclusion that it was a good thing.
...
But only because then they would know who to send out on the front lines to get killed
#2034 to #2033 - dandelionterror (11/21/2012) [-]
That doesn't even sound human, jesus.
I mean, it sucks that they feel and act that way around you, but there's not really much you can do...
#2035 to #2034 - theonetruedashi (11/21/2012) [-]
Exactly
There's nothing I can do
I can't exactly leave, its Thanksgiving dinner

So I sit there and pretend to not care
#2036 to #2035 - dandelionterror (11/21/2012) [-]
I'm sorry man, that's gotta be rough.
:/
#2037 to #2036 - theonetruedashi (11/21/2012) [-]
Yeah
Yeah it is

But I'm good at pretend :3
#2038 to #2037 - dandelionterror (11/21/2012) [-]
That sounds suspiciously like an innuendo.
You know what's really pretty?
City lights.
#2039 to #2038 - theonetruedashi (11/21/2012) [-]
That wasnt an innuendo until you made it one

And I have no idea where your city lights comment came from, but yes. Yes they are.

And also, holy **** look at how long this comment thread is
#2040 to #2039 - dandelionterror (11/21/2012) [-]
Yeah it's pretty long.
There was this one cliff near my house in Chattanooga that overlooked the downtown area.
You had a great view of the city lights from there.
#2041 to #2040 - theonetruedashi (11/21/2012) [-]
Sounds like a nice place
To contemplate life and death
Before throwing yourself off the cliff
#2042 to #2041 - dandelionterror (11/21/2012) [-]
Nothing like that.
I just always thought it was beautiful.
Got a little chilly sometimes.
Maybe a good place to have a late-night picnic.
Maybe bring somebody.
#2043 to #2042 - theonetruedashi (11/21/2012) [-]
Yeah
Those were my first thoughts too
Because I'm a normal pony
Yeah.
#2044 to #2043 - dandelionterror (11/21/2012) [-]
It was really nice.
The city lights.
I like them a lot.
#2091 to #2044 - theonetruedashi
(11/26/2012) [-]
Hellu, crazy filly
#2045 to #2044 - theonetruedashi
(11/21/2012) [-]
You's a crazy filly
#1894 to #850 - dandelionterror (11/15/2012) [-]
YOU DID NOT SPECIFY.
IT COULD MEAN ANYTHING.
#1895 to #1894 - theonetruedashi (11/15/2012) [-]
JUST BY USING MYSELF IN THE CONTEXT OF SEX IT IS IMMEDIATELY HOMOSEX
AND EXCLUSIVELY HOMOSEX
#1896 to #1895 - dandelionterror (11/15/2012) [-]
EXCLUSIVE THIS.
Also, night!
#1948 to #1896 - theonetruedashi (11/18/2012) [-]
hi
#1950 to #1948 - dandelionterror (11/18/2012) [-]
Oh hai
#1951 to #1950 - theonetruedashi (11/18/2012) [-]
hows it goin?
#1952 to #1951 - dandelionterror (11/18/2012) [-]
Uhm...meh...
How about you?
#1953 to #1952 - theonetruedashi (11/18/2012) [-]
Meh.

Must be a meh night.
Whats up?
#1954 to #1953 - dandelionterror (11/18/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just thought I'd get on and see what everyone was up to before I headed to bed...
You?
#1955 to #1954 - theonetruedashi (11/18/2012) [-]
Just sitting here
Can't sleep.

Why are you meh? :c
#1956 to #1955 - dandelionterror (11/18/2012) [-]
Just a friend that was feeling kind of bad and I did little to nothing to help.
You know how it goes.
#1957 to #1956 - theonetruedashi (11/18/2012) [-]
Oh, yeah...
I know that feel :/
#1958 to #1957 - dandelionterror (11/18/2012) [-]
Unfortunate circumstances if ever there were some.
You see the new episode today?
c:
#1959 to #1958 - theonetruedashi (11/18/2012) [-]
Yeppers :3
I thought it was funneh
#1960 to #1959 - dandelionterror (11/18/2012) [-]
It was very funny!
Episodes featuring Pinkie usually have me cracking up, and this was no exception.
Favorite part was when Fluttershy offered to not do anything fun that day so Pinkie wouldn't feel bad.
X3
#2021 to #1960 - theonetruedashi (11/21/2012) [-]
/)
#2022 to #2021 - dandelionterror (11/21/2012) [-]
[big](&#91;big]
#2023 to #2022 - theonetruedashi (11/21/2012) [-]
...wat
#2024 to #2023 - dandelionterror (11/21/2012) [-]
Pretty impressive right?
Also, **** Koga's gym.
#2025 to #2024 - theonetruedashi
(11/21/2012) [-]
Pokemanz?
Pokemanz is for queers
And straights
And trans
And bisexuals
And pansexuals
And asexuals
#1857 to #850 - dandelionterror (11/13/2012) [-]
Wow that's um...
...
impressive...
#1858 to #1857 - theonetruedashi (11/13/2012) [-]
Well thankya ^^

I worked hard for that title
Get it?
Worked "hard"
Like... Hardons
Like boners
Like working penises
#1859 to #1858 - dandelionterror (11/13/2012) [-]
Oh, yeah, sucking dicks is hard.
I have to go take a night exam now, see ya later dashi!
<3
#1875 to #1859 - theonetruedashi (11/14/2012) [-]
Seriously
Try it sometime
And tell me its easy
#1876 to #1875 - dandelionterror (11/14/2012) [-]
Watch me!
Watch me make it a piece of cake!
#1877 to #1876 - theonetruedashi (11/14/2012) [-]
Okay, I'll watch
And I'll watch you choke. Literally.
#1878 to #1877 - dandelionterror (11/14/2012) [-]
I'LL SUCK DICK LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD
#1879 to #1878 - theonetruedashi (11/14/2012) [-]
ALREADY FELLATIO
#1880 to #1879 - dandelionterror (11/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's *********** thirty over here so I'm gonna go to bed.
Night Pat!
<3
#1883 to #1880 - theonetruedashi (11/15/2012) [-]
>2012
>Not playing Blops II with Dashi
#1884 to #1883 - dandelionterror (11/15/2012) [-]
I don't own Blops II you silly willy
And my sister wanted to play Minecraft, it was a once in a lifetime opportunity.
c:
#1885 to #1884 - theonetruedashi (11/15/2012) [-]
>2012
>Not owning Blops 2
>Not giving Dashi sex
#1886 to #1885 - dandelionterror (11/15/2012) [-]
Those seem like two completely unrelated topics...
#1887 to #1886 - theonetruedashi (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe they are
Maybe they aren't
#1888 to #1887 - dandelionterror (11/15/2012) [-]
>2012
>owning Blops II
>Never solo-runned Leafgreen with a Magikarp
#1889 to #1888 - theonetruedashi (11/15/2012) [-]
See
My things were related
Because they are both things I enjoy
#1890 to #1889 - dandelionterror (11/15/2012) [-]
>implying just saying "giving Dashi sex" means exclusively with males
#1891 to #1890 - theonetruedashi (11/15/2012) [-]
Well what else could it mean??
#1892 to #1891 - dandelionterror (11/15/2012) [-]
FEmales?
Duh?
#1893 to #1892 - theonetruedashi
(11/15/2012) [-]
Hah
Hahahah
Haha

>Implying "giving Dashi sex" could mean anything other then with just males
#1860 to #1859 - theonetruedashi (11/13/2012) [-]
It is hard!
Seriously
Try it sometime and tell me its easy

Also bai
#1836 to #850 - dandelionterror (11/12/2012) [-]
Worst board ever.
#1837 to #1836 - theonetruedashi (11/12/2012) [-]
D:
#1838 to #1837 - dandelionterror (11/12/2012) [-]
Hey Pat, I REALLY need to do this homework, so I'm gonna go ahead and leave now.
I'll talk to you tomorrow probably.
c:
#1845 to #1844 - dandelionterror (11/13/2012) [-]
God I can't wait until the episode this Saturday.
It's gonna be so good.
#1846 to #1845 - theonetruedashi (11/13/2012) [-]
Eh
I'm gonna be playing Black Ops all weekend :3
#1847 to #1846 - dandelionterror (11/13/2012) [-]
You won't even stop to watch and episode of ponies?!
Blasphemy!
D:<
#1848 to #1847 - theonetruedashi (11/13/2012) [-]
More then likely not :3
#1849 to #1848 - dandelionterror (11/13/2012) [-]
What a fagit.
I mean c'mon.
What a fookin' fagit.
#1850 to #1849 - theonetruedashi (11/13/2012) [-]
Yeah
Yeah I am
Your point? :3
#1851 to #1850 - dandelionterror (11/13/2012) [-]
Well I'll just have a grand ol' time watching the new episode, and you'll have a grand of old time playing BlOps!
>:(
#1852 to #1851 - theonetruedashi (11/13/2012) [-]
**Blops 2
...
faget
#1853 to #1852 - dandelionterror (11/13/2012) [-]
But the Black and the Ops are capitalized!!! Saying Blops would be like spelling it "Black ops"! >:(
#1854 to #1853 - theonetruedashi (11/13/2012) [-]
Only fagets capitalize
#1855 to #1854 - dandelionterror (11/13/2012) [-]
Wow oh wow oh my.
You're a faget though, so you should capitalize?
#1856 to #1855 - theonetruedashi
(11/13/2012) [-]
Nope!
Because I'm a dildo faggotmaster
#1839 to #1838 - theonetruedashi (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh.. okay :c
#1816 to #850 - dandelionterror (11/12/2012) [-]
That makes sense, since I'm paying more attention to here anyways.
And you're not feeling better?
:c
#1817 to #1816 - theonetruedashi (11/12/2012) [-]
Nope, still got a bad headache and stuff
And people getting banned always puts a damper on my mood :/
#1818 to #1817 - dandelionterror (11/12/2012) [-]
Anyone close to you get banned?
I barely talk to everyone who got hammered, it was mainly just popular people that I know of right now.
#1819 to #1818 - theonetruedashi (11/12/2012) [-]
Yeah
lyra heartstrings got banned
He's like, my bestest bud :c
#1820 to #1819 - dandelionterror (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh yeah! I forgot you two knew each other.
Oh well, a lot of people are saying that it'll probably blow over in a few days, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
c:
#1821 to #1820 - theonetruedashi (11/12/2012) [-]
Yeah but it still pisses me off
Like, I got hit bad when he banana'd for porn on profiles
Only because some people wanted to see the full of a cropped pic I used to use
And that was all of my accounts including my alts
#1822 to #1821 - dandelionterror (11/12/2012) [-]
Well, for what a huge asshole kim jong can be sometimes, we keep coming back.
In unrelated news, I made a Skype account.
#1823 to #1822 - theonetruedashi (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh?
Wats le name?
#1824 to #1823 - dandelionterror (11/12/2012) [-]
Skype name is DandelionTerror
Real name is Robert Foster
#1825 to #1824 - theonetruedashi (11/12/2012) [-]
Le added
#1826 to #1825 - dandelionterror (11/12/2012) [-]
RECTIFYING
#1827 to #1826 - theonetruedashi (11/12/2012) [-]
RECTIFICATION

It sounds too close to rectum
#1828 to #1827 - dandelionterror (11/12/2012) [-]
How did I know you were gonna say that?
XD
#1829 to #1828 - theonetruedashi (11/12/2012) [-]
Because you know me too well Dandyface

Also, in five days we will have been keeping this thread going for a month
A MONTH
#1830 to #1829 - dandelionterror (11/12/2012) [-]
...Oh haha.
I didn't know what you meant, and thought you were talking about the friendly board.
I was like, da **** you talking 'bout?!
#1831 to #1830 - theonetruedashi (11/12/2012) [-]
Nope!
Talking about the Dandy-Dashi Board :3
#1832 to #1831 - dandelionterror (11/12/2012) [-]
BEST BOARD AROUND *************
#1833 to #1832 - theonetruedashi (11/12/2012) [-]
EXCEPT FOR THE DASHI DASHI BOARD
#1834 to #1833 - dandelionterror (11/12/2012) [-]
...
Is that a thing?
o.o
#1835 to #1834 - theonetruedashi
(11/12/2012) [-]
It is now
I just made it up in my head
#1740 to #850 - dandelionterror (11/09/2012) [-]
Necklace?
o.o
#1742 to #1741 - dandelionterror (11/09/2012) [-]
Holy **** they have a lot of merchandise.
#1743 to #1742 - theonetruedashi (11/09/2012) [-]
Yes they do
#1744 to #1743 - dandelionterror (11/09/2012) [-]
No Kirby things.
;_;
#1745 to #1744 - theonetruedashi (11/09/2012) [-]
Well they cant have everything
#1746 to #1745 - dandelionterror (11/09/2012) [-]
That sounds like a challenge to me!
#1749 to #1746 - theonetruedashi (11/09/2012) [-]
Your face is a challenge
#1750 to #1749 - dandelionterror (11/09/2012) [-]
I like the deleted comment.
Real subtle.
Yeah my face is a challenge to me too, I need to fix it up at some point. :/
#1751 to #1750 - theonetruedashi (11/09/2012) [-]
Nice and subtle like it should be beetch
#1752 to #1751 - dandelionterror (11/09/2012) [-]
Soft and unassuming?
Subtle and charming?
Stealthy and nonconsensual?
#1755 to #1754 - dandelionterror (11/09/2012) [-]
You've got to have the worst timing ever.
I literally just said goodbye to the last person I was talking to.
:|
#1769 to #1768 - dandelionterror (11/11/2012) [-]
Be back in a bit, gonna get some breakfast
#1770 to #1769 - theonetruedashi (11/11/2012) [-]
Oki! :3
#1771 to #1770 - dandelionterror (11/11/2012) [-]
Back!
Feeling better dashi? c:
#1815 to #1771 - theonetruedashi
(11/12/2012) [-]
No I'm not!

Also hello here
Instead of texting
#1756 to #1755 - theonetruedashi (11/09/2012) [-]
I'm good like that :3
#1753 to #1752 - theonetruedashi (11/09/2012) [-]
I am confus but yes
#1609 to #850 - dandelionterror (11/02/2012) [-]
On the good news side, I've fleshed out my team in Pokemon! :3
#1747 to #1609 - theonetruedashi
has deleted their comment [-]
#1748 to #1747 - dandelionterror (11/09/2012) [-]
How am I a challenge?!
And why would you reply to that comment, now it's gonna be unsymmetrical!!!
OH GOD EVERYTHING IS WRONG.
#1610 to #1609 - theonetruedashi (11/02/2012) [-]
If its anything past Ruby/Sapphire, its not Pokemon
Its an abomination to a good genre
#1611 to #1610 - dandelionterror (11/02/2012) [-]
While I don't agree with that statement, the version I'm talking about is Red.
I'm emulating it on my computer! :3
#1612 to #1611 - theonetruedashi (11/02/2012) [-]
Good boy

So whats the team?
#1613 to #1612 - dandelionterror (11/02/2012) [-]
HURRR - Ekans (Soon to be Arbok)
HURDUR - Pikachu
HURRRF - Beedrill
HURRDURR - Ivysaur
DURRRR - Spearow (Soon to be Fearow)
DURRRRF - Geodude

Thinking of replacing Ekans, but my choices are limited since I just got to Cerulean...
#1627 to #1613 - theonetruedashi (11/03/2012) [-]
Op.
Op, op.
Op op.
Oppan Gangam Style.
#1628 to #1627 - dandelionterror (11/03/2012) [-]
What?
I can't hear you over the interference!
#1635 to #1633 - theonetruedashi (11/04/2012) [-]
>Be me
>See pic
>"Um... white?"
>"Oh.... ewwww Rarity.."
>"Okay, this is gonna be some sort of trick pic..."
>"Yay Pinkie is better then Rarity"
#1639 to #1637 - theonetruedashi (11/04/2012) [-]
idonteven.jpg
#1641 to #1639 - dandelionterror (11/04/2012) [-]
I wish you would quit losing your ability to even.
I'm tired of going and looking for them.
#1644 to #1641 - theonetruedashi (11/04/2012) [-]
Yeah well my even holder has a hole in it
Just... get your even finder and find it plz
#1647 to #1644 - dandelionterror (11/04/2012) [-]
*sigh*
Alright...
O-oh! It's beeping when I put it over this bush!
...
I THINK THE BUSH IS BREAKING MY MACHINE DASHI HELP.
#1650 to #1647 - theonetruedashi (11/04/2012) [-]
I CANT EVEN HELP

I CANT. EVEN.
#1651 to #1650 - dandelionterror (11/04/2012) [-]
Oh yeah so not to ruin the mood of this totally serious thing we're doing here but I have to go eat lunch and then study, so I'll probably be gone for a while.
See ya Patrick! :3
#1704 to #1651 - theonetruedashi (11/06/2012) [-]
This is why we can't have money
#1705 to #1704 - dandelionterror (11/06/2012) [-]
OH **** ****** WHAT'RE YOU DOING
#1739 to #1705 - theonetruedashi
(11/09/2012) [-]
Spending ******** of money to get that RD necklace, of course
#1652 to #1651 - theonetruedashi (11/04/2012) [-]
Yeah well I'm showering so fuk off
#1614 to #1613 - theonetruedashi (11/02/2012) [-]
How dareth ye renaim pokemanz

HOW DARETH YE
#1563 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/31/2012) [-]
I kinda just want to sleep and put tonight behind me...
#1564 to #1563 - theonetruedashi (10/31/2012) [-]
Oh alright fiiiine
And you need to fix your internet so we can play
I had sooo many awesome matches tonight :3
#1565 to #1564 - dandelionterror (10/31/2012) [-]
Yeah I'll just hit it with my magic wrench.
Night dashi <3
#1592 to #1565 - theonetruedashi (11/02/2012) [-]
Le Dandy Alert
#1593 to #1592 - dandelionterror (11/02/2012) [-]
GAWDAMNIT
I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH MY LONG-ASS CHAIN OF PROFILE COMMENTS TO COME REPLY TO YOU.
AND THEN I GOT THE NOTIFICATION.
YOU **********.
#1594 to #1593 - theonetruedashi (11/02/2012) [-]
Why don't you just bookmark

funnyjunk.com/user/dandelionterror/850#850

For le easy face
#1595 to #1594 - dandelionterror (11/02/2012) [-]
Well, maybe not, since you seem to start the conversation back up faster than I can log on.
:3
#1596 to #1595 - theonetruedashi (11/02/2012) [-]
Well I'm not a stalker or anything
IF thats what you're implying
Cuz
Y'know
Stuff.
#1597 to #1596 - dandelionterror (11/02/2012) [-]
< My face right now?
#1598 to #1597 - theonetruedashi (11/02/2012) [-]
Before that loaded I was totally expecting RainbowPidgeon
#1599 to #1598 - dandelionterror (11/02/2012) [-]
Haha, no, I wouldn't want any of my jokes to get stale!
Or overused!
#1600 to #1599 - theonetruedashi (11/02/2012) [-]
...
already
is
bish
#1601 to #1600 - dandelionterror (11/02/2012) [-]
What'd you say about my jokes? ;_;
#1602 to #1601 - theonetruedashi (11/02/2012) [-]
I said I love penis :I
#1604 to #1603 - theonetruedashi (11/02/2012) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there we go
#1605 to #1604 - dandelionterror (11/02/2012) [-]
I can't just NOT post it when we talk.
You have to understand.
#1606 to #1605 - theonetruedashi (11/02/2012) [-]
Oh, I understand.
I understand that you're a stale scrub.
#1607 to #1606 - dandelionterror (11/02/2012) [-]
...
well...
okay...
...
#1608 to #1607 - theonetruedashi
(11/02/2012) [-]
Who doesn't afraid of anything.

With science.
#1566 to #1565 - theonetruedashi (10/31/2012) [-]
Ohhh you have a magic wrench? Neat!

Gnight <3
#1481 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
Let me get my "even-finder"!
#1483 to #1481 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
**theonetruedashi can't even wait**
#1485 to #1483 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
Here's your even!
IT WAS IN ZIMBABWE!
#1487 to #1485 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
*me can even again*

ZIMBABWE?! I USED TO USE THAT AS MY HANGMAN WORD
#1489 to #1487 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
NOICE.
I THINK I'M ABOUT TO GET OFF!
#1493 to #1489 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
>Get off

My first thoughts were sex

Yeah, its time for me to try to sleep again. I cant brain.
#1495 to #1493 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
Noice.
I think I fixed my connection, we might be able to play longer than ten ******* minutes tomorrow.
See ya dashi! <3
#1511 to #1495 - theonetruedashi (10/28/2012) [-]
Oh hello
#1512 to #1511 - dandelionterror (10/28/2012) [-]
Right as I'm getting off X3
#1513 to #1512 - theonetruedashi (10/28/2012) [-]
Where are you goooiiiinnnggg :C
#1514 to #1513 - dandelionterror (10/28/2012) [-]
NEver mind, I don't have to go. :3
#1515 to #1514 - theonetruedashi (10/28/2012) [-]
Well then meh!
#1516 to #1515 - dandelionterror (10/28/2012) [-]
MEH YOURSELF!
#1556 to #1516 - theonetruedashi (10/31/2012) [-]
Hello
#1557 to #1556 - dandelionterror (10/31/2012) [-]
Every time.
#1558 to #1557 - theonetruedashi (10/31/2012) [-]
Every time wat?
#1559 to #1558 - dandelionterror (10/31/2012) [-]
You always get here as soon as I'm about to get off. >:(
#1560 to #1559 - theonetruedashi (10/31/2012) [-]
Well this is when you used to be on! :C
#1561 to #1560 - dandelionterror (10/31/2012) [-]
But then I became responsible and realized that staying up until three every morning made it tough as **** to get up for my classes.
XD
#1562 to #1561 - theonetruedashi
(10/31/2012) [-]
Yeah But!
But..
But!
#1449 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
You try and have a conversation when you're ******* a dude?
#1450 to #1449 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
Why not?
I mean, if you're gonna be spending the night with a guy
You better at least know their favorite color
#1451 to #1450 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
"AT LEAST"!
You ever do that dashi?
You get done ******* some dude's brains out and then you're just like.
"Dude, wanna get some cheese fries and play Call of Duty?"
That'd be rad as ****.
#1452 to #1451 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
Sure, why not?
I mean
There was this one time me and this dude ******
Then went to Taco Bell after
And ****** again
And then played some vidjya gamez
#1453 to #1452 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
You ******.
>:(
#1454 to #1453 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
i c wat u did thar

But yeah, I see no reason to not have a good time with the person... outside of bed as well as in
#1455 to #1454 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
Well duh.
I just mean it's probably a lot easier to find a guy who likes junk food and video games than a girl.
#1456 to #1455 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
Thats true I guess
Basically
Its more of a "friends with benefits" thing
#1458 to #1456 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
Of course...I don't really care about sex anyways...
#1461 to #1458 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
Yeah
Well

I fill in my lack of healthy relationship with quick flings and meaningless sex
#1463 to #1461 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
I couldn't do that. :c
#1464 to #1463 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
I probably shouldn't do that
Or so I've been told

Meh
#1466 to #1464 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
Whatever floats your boat!
Or in your case whatever fills your ass with dicks.
:p
#1467 to #1466 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
>Implying I'm a slut
#1470 to #1467 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
You are what you eat! :3
#1471 to #1470 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
I... don't eat sluts
#1474 to #1471 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
>yet
#1475 to #1474 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
I don't even.
#1477 to #1475 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
Have you lost your ability to even dashi?
Should I help you find it? :3
#1479 to #1477 - theonetruedashi
(10/27/2012) [-]
YES

THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL
#1429 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
Hee hee, yeah I guess so. >:3
What about you? :3
#1430 to #1429 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh, you know
Just sitting here, bored out of my mind
#1431 to #1430 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
Not so bored now that you're talking to me right?
>:3
#1432 to #1431 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
**theonetruedashi shrugs**

Nah, you're pretty boring :3
#1433 to #1432 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
**theonetruedashi is an asshat**
#1434 to #1433 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
**theonetruedashi is not an asshat, me is a cocksleeve**

Dumbass
#1435 to #1434 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
How dare you come out and insult me on my profile!
:_:
#1436 to #1435 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
How dare I?
...
You're an asshat
...

Just like that, apparently :3
#1437 to #1436 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
Ooh!
That smarts!
#1438 to #1437 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
Yeah
YEAH
I just took your own insult
And in a blaze of wit
Turned it against you
THATS RIGHT
#1439 to #1438 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
OH GOD YOU'RE SO WITTY.
HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH THIS SUPERIOR FOE!!!!!!?????
#1440 to #1439 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
YOU CANT
BECAUSE
WHAT IF
WHAT
IF
I'M NOT FOE
BUT FRIEND

********** WAT U DOIN
#1441 to #1440 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
U...U FRIEND?!?!?
#1442 to #1441 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
**theonetruedashi FRIEND**
#1443 to #1442 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
**dandelionterror glomps dashi**
yeah, bet you haven't heard that one in a while.
Glomp.
#1444 to #1443 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
Actually I just heard it a few hours ago
But
Yeah
Stuff
#1445 to #1444 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
What?!
>:c
#1446 to #1445 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
YOU HEARD ME

STUFF
#1447 to #1446 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
YOU HAVING SEX AGAIN!?
#1448 to #1447 - theonetruedashi
(10/27/2012) [-]
If I was having sex right now, would I be talking to you?

Maybe, if I was having sex with you I would.
#1312 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
Oh look at you!
Walking around with dried semen on your nose!
How unsanitary!
#1313 to #1312 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
>.>
Thats just unfair
I have nothing to say to top that
#1314 to #1313 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
You know what else is unfair?
How good Dr Peppers are.
:c
#1315 to #1314 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
I KNOW
I have a **** ton in my fridge right now, come on over and we'll share

And then sex
#1316 to #1315 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
....
Can I drink it WHILE we're sexing?
>.>
#1317 to #1316 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
Sure :3

Also going to stuff, you'll probably be in bed when I get back so nini
#1318 to #1317 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
You're gonna have to tell me what "nini" means X3
And bye! <3
#1338 to #1318 - theonetruedashi (10/23/2012) [-]
"Nini" is just a shortened form of Night Night, sillyface
#1340 to #1338 - dandelionterror (10/23/2012) [-]
What if I just left?
Would you like that?
If I just left?!
>:(
#1342 to #1340 - theonetruedashi (10/23/2012) [-]
If you just left what? Left candy for the children? I would like that.
#1344 to #1342 - dandelionterror (10/23/2012) [-]
No! Left here!
Forever!
#1346 to #1344 - theonetruedashi (10/23/2012) [-]
Oh.
Nah, I dont think I would like that
#1347 to #1346 - dandelionterror (10/23/2012) [-]
Oh okay.
I'll stay then.
c:
#1348 to #1347 - theonetruedashi (10/23/2012) [-]
Yay thats good then c:
But yeah
It means Night Night
like
Nini
#1349 to #1348 - dandelionterror (10/23/2012) [-]
Just like TTFN means Ta-ta for now?
So adorable. :3
#1424 to #1349 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh hello
#1425 to #1424 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh hi.
#1426 to #1425 - theonetruedashi (10/27/2012) [-]
Sup brosephina?
#1427 to #1426 - dandelionterror (10/27/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just building a huge ******* TNT bomb in Minecraft.
#1428 to #1427 - theonetruedashi
(10/27/2012) [-]
>Nothing much
>Huge TNT bomb

Yeah, those two phrases dont mix well in a sentence
#1292 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
Oh yeah? Anyone I know? :p
#1293 to #1292 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
Um, I dont think so .w.
Unless you do know them. I don't know everyone you know.
But I doubt you know them. :P
#1294 to #1293 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
Haha, I just didn't know if you'd somehow convinced your roomie or not.
X3
#1295 to #1294 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
Oh noooo I'm not that lucky.
Plus, if I had, I wouldnt be talking to you right now..

Just sayin :3
#1296 to #1295 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
I was literally thinking about that just the other day.
Because a bunch of guys had unsupervised women in their rooms.
And were getting chewed because of it.
And I thought, "god, if by some cosmic event two homosexuals ended up in the same room, they would probably **** like rabbits."
And then I ate some Cheez-its and had a Dr. Pepper.
It was a good night.
#1297 to #1296 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
We would **** like rabbits and there is nothing anyone could do about it.
It would be great
I would be sore
And it would be great
#1298 to #1297 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
You'd be....
BUTTHURT?!?!?!?!?!?
#1299 to #1298 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
No, I'd actually enjoy it quite well, thank you.
#1300 to #1299 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
>Says he'd be sore
>Denies being butthurt
#1301 to #1300 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
Who ever said my butt would hurt?
For all you know, my muscles could be sore.
#1302 to #1301 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
It was a sodomy joke!
You can't fault me for that!
A solid effort!
>:(
#1303 to #1302 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
No I cant fault you for that
But
I can have fun by making you explain yourself
And its quite fun ^-^
#1304 to #1303 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
Awww
cyoote faces
^~^
#1305 to #1304 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
And these ones dont have semen on them ^-^"
#1306 to #1305 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
Alright buddy calm down, don't make me post the zoomed in Rainbow Pigeons again.
#1307 to #1306 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
>.>
<.<
Sorry
#1308 to #1307 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
Also.
" c: " is way cuter than " (: "
#1309 to #1308 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
YES THANK YOU
I love using c: and :c
Way better then (: and :(
#1310 to #1309 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
I remember there was a girl who I liked that used those faces.
So cute. ^~^
#1311 to #1310 - theonetruedashi
(10/22/2012) [-]
Oh, look at you
Liking girls and all that stuff
So boring :3
#1272 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
I guess the next question would be, do you have any plan for how you're going to deal with this?
#1273 to #1272 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
Ummm I was just planning on pretending everything is fine and not sleeping for a while :3
#1274 to #1273 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
You can't just keep running dashi...
#1275 to #1274 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
Well what in the hell am I supposed to do?
#1276 to #1275 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
I...I don't know dashi.
I don't have all the answers.
I can't help.
Y'know what? **** it, you seem to be doing pretty damn fine with what you're doing now, who am I to tell you it isn't right?
#1277 to #1276 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
Heh.
Sorry, I just..
Its not easy. And I know I cant run forever. But right now.. I dont know what else to do.

I'm sorry to get all snappy with you :c
#1278 to #1277 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
No no, I shouldn't be telling you how to run your life. :c
I'm sure you'll figure something out dashi, even in now isn't that time.
#1279 to #1278 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
No, I like your advice.
Even if its not always perfect, at least it lets me think someone cares :3
#1280 to #1279 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
Isn't that crazy?
We've only really talked on here.
Played a few games of AoN.
But it makes me legitimately sad knowing you're having problems.
#1281 to #1280 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
Aw, now dont be sad, I already know how to cope with this stuff
But yeah, its kinda crazy
But at the same time

Conversation over the internet is still conversation. And relationships (FRIENDS) over the internet can still be a relationship.
#1282 to #1281 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
I prefer internet conversations to be honest.
You have plenty of time to collect your thoughts and present them in the most favorable manner.
Awkward silences just don't even exist.
And most importantly...you can't judge people on their appearances...
#1283 to #1282 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
Thats true. Basically the "cant judge a book by its cover" rule doesnt even apply

Although theres the negative aspect of how easy it is to lie about things
#1284 to #1283 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
Well yeah, that's true, but I don't really see a point in lying to anybody on the internet.
And my general rule is I'll trust people unless they give me a reason not to. c:
#1285 to #1284 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
I don't see the point either.
I guess I have lied to people on the internet before.
Usually telling them I'm fine or something like that, cuz I dont want them to worry or they have other things that need to be taken care of
#1286 to #1285 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
Oh...well when you put it like that then yeah, I guess I've lied on the internet quite a bit! X3
#1287 to #1286 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
But major stuff, nah
Like
I'm definitely homosexual.
#1288 to #1287 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
Oh, well yah.
Why the **** would somebody lie about that?! XD
#1290 to #1289 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
Oh?
You finally get some?
:p
#1291 to #1290 - theonetruedashi
(10/22/2012) [-]
Not realllyyy it was basically a quick blowjob :3
#1251 to #1250 - theonetruedashi (10/21/2012) [-]
OKAY I'M SORRY
#1252 to #1251 - dandelionterror (10/21/2012) [-]
Sorry for any long pauses!
And I'm having fun zooming! Buzzkill! >:(
#1253 to #1252 - theonetruedashi (10/21/2012) [-]
And I'm watching Doctor Who
#1254 to #1253 - dandelionterror (10/21/2012) [-]
Doctor Hue? :3
#1255 to #1254 - theonetruedashi (10/21/2012) [-]
Nu. Shush.

SHUSH.
#1256 to #1255 - dandelionterror (10/21/2012) [-]
NO MORE TALKING.
ONLY DREAMS NOW.
#1259 to #1256 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, so those dreams? They sucked.
Also hello.
#1260 to #1259 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
Hello dashi!
Your dreams sucked? D:
#1261 to #1260 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
Yeahhhh they were all depressing and of repressed memories and things
#1262 to #1261 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
Do you wanna talk about it? :(
#1263 to #1262 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
Eh, it was just a dream, right?
Can't let it shake me up. Right?
#1264 to #1263 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
Sorry for the long pause!
Dreams are from you subconscious, was it a troubling dream? :/
#1265 to #1264 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
It was extremely troubling and extremely vivid, yeah

Also, on a side note, you're never allowed to clear your profile comments just because of how long this is
#1266 to #1265 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
You can clear your profile comments?
And talking about it might make you feel better. :(
#1267 to #1266 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
Yeah you can.. but dont
I mean I'll talk about it maybe but its really dark and not very... nice
#1268 to #1267 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
I would never delete my profile comments! There's a plethora of good times and happy memories here! :3
And I mean, if you don't want to talk about it that's fine, but getting it off your chest might help you feel better.
#1269 to #1268 - theonetruedashi (10/22/2012) [-]
>plethora
Big word for a big boy

Simply put it was basically just a repressed memory about getting raped by my father. If you want more detail.. I dont know if it would help or not
#1270 to #1269 - dandelionterror (10/22/2012) [-]
That's fine, I don't want to push you.
This is definitely a stupid question, but how did these dreams make you feel?
#1271 to #1270 - theonetruedashi
(10/22/2012) [-]
>How did it make you feel

I guess... vulnerable. Definitely depressed, and definitely upset.
#1230 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
Second off, I think I'm about to head out and get some dinner.
X3
Good timing as always on your part. :p
#1231 to #1230 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
Well then. I see how it is.

YOU HATE ME

Nah have a good time. ******.
#1232 to #1231 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
I WILL!
>:(
#1233 to #1232 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
We will continue this conversation when you get back, Mister.
#1234 to #1233 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
OR WILL WE?!?!???!???!?!?!?!?!??!???!?!???
#1235 to #1234 - theonetruedashi (10/21/2012) [-]
We shall, now.
#1236 to #1235 - dandelionterror (10/21/2012) [-]
They had garlic mashed potatoes at the cafeteria.
:3
#1237 to #1236 - theonetruedashi (10/21/2012) [-]
I HAVENT EATEN ALL DAY

Also I'm sunburned
#1238 to #1237 - dandelionterror (10/21/2012) [-]
Sunburned?
What'd you do? :o
#1239 to #1238 - theonetruedashi (10/21/2012) [-]
I went to an airshow on the beach
And forgot sunscreen
#1240 to #1239 - dandelionterror (10/21/2012) [-]
An airshow?! How was it?! :o
#1241 to #1240 - theonetruedashi (10/21/2012) [-]
It was damn sexy
There was a F-22 Raptor demonstrations
And the Blue Angels
#1242 to #1241 - dandelionterror (10/21/2012) [-]
Sounds like a hootin-hollerin' good time!
X3
#1243 to #1242 - theonetruedashi (10/21/2012) [-]
Yeah but now I'm sunburned from it
Which means I cant move
No
Matter
What >:3
#1244 to #1243 - dandelionterror (10/21/2012) [-]
Sure hope noone comes in there and tries to steal your ****.
That'd be a DAYUM SHAME.
#1245 to #1244 - theonetruedashi (10/21/2012) [-]
Oh yeah that
I forgot about that
Thats NOT what I was thinking about >.>
#1247 to #1246 - theonetruedashi (10/21/2012) [-]
Eh heh... heh...
#1249 to #1248 - theonetruedashi
(10/21/2012) [-]
Heh...
#1117 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
Those are pretty swag!
Also, **** HARDCORE MODE.
#1118 to #1117 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
Its easier to get kills with the dragonov in hardcore

BUT YES THOSE ARE SO MUCH SWAQ
#1119 to #1118 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah but I have to see them first to get a kill!
X3
#1120 to #1119 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
Thats truuuuuueeeeeeeeee

UUUUUEEEEE
#1121 to #1120 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
And I suck diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick at Modern Warfaaaaaaaaaaare!
:(
#1122 to #1121 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
And thats a bad thing becauuuuseee..?
#1123 to #1122 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
Sucking dick used in the derogatory way of course.
#1124 to #1123 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
I fail to see how sucking dick could be negative in any way, shape, or form.
#1125 to #1124 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
Welp!
Maybe I'm outta line.
:3
#1126 to #1125 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
OR MAYBE TEHRE IS NO LINE BECAUSE STUFF
#1127 to #1126 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
Line of cocaine?
#1128 to #1127 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
More like line of... lines
#1129 to #1128 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAYS?!
XD XD XD XD
#1130 to #1129 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
I LOVE THAT SHOW
AND
ITS MY LINE BICH
AND
GOODNIGHT BICH
#1131 to #1130 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
Night dashi!
<3
#1225 to #1131 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
Goooood morning
#1226 to #1225 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
You are gonna have a cow when you hear this!
#1227 to #1226 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
Am I? What am I supposed to be hearing that will give me a bovine milk producing animal?
#1228 to #1227 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
Wait.
First off
< This
#1229 to #1228 - theonetruedashi
(10/20/2012) [-]
Thats... horrifying.
#1058 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
I think it was more of WHAT you were saying than your tone. :p
You got to hear me! Do I sound like a big manly man? >:3
#1097 to #1058 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
Good mooooorning :3
#1098 to #1097 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Gooooood EVENING
#1099 to #1098 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
Pshhhh I got up like two hours ago, its still morning
#1100 to #1099 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Bitch it's evening, just accept it!
#1101 to #1100 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
Yes sir
#1102 to #1101 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Damn straight!
So what's up? :3
#1103 to #1102 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
First of all, this is sexy and **** You need to login to view this link

Secondly, watching doctor who, chu?
And annd

I actually got sleep :3
#1104 to #1103 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
Good for you!
And...I'm not a furry...
>.>
#1105 to #1104 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
You dont have to be, its still sexy
Whats up with chu?
#1106 to #1105 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
Just playing some barebones, gotta get that golden Dragunov! :p
#1108 to #1106 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
Then play hardcore

ALSO YOU SHOULD BE JELLY BECAUSE I HAVE MORE PONY STUFF THEN YOU
#1109 to #1108 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
What?!
How!?
#1110 to #1109 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTIONS
#1111 to #1110 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
How do you have more pony stuff?!
#1112 to #1111 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
I just got Dashi pajama pants yesterday :3
#1113 to #1112 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
YOU **********!!!
#1114 to #1113 - theonetruedashi (10/20/2012) [-]
No, I'm not a **********!!!
I'm a **********, get it right!
#1115 to #1114 - dandelionterror (10/20/2012) [-]
Do you have a picture of the PJ's?
:3
#1078 to #1058 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Dandelion's penis < pencil
#1079 to #1078 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
I've seen giant pencils before, too

I still want photographic proof
#1080 to #1079 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
You ain't gettin' a dick pic.
>:(
#1081 to #1080 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
Hey, well you're the one who's arguing about size, here





Sorry I'm a whore
#1082 to #1081 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
No but srs.
I've only ever sent one dick pic to some crazy stalker chick.
That ended up ******* HORRIBLE.
Nevr agn.
#1083 to #1082 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
How did that end up horrible?

Story tiiiiime :3
#1084 to #1083 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Uhhhh, she was a crazy stalker bitch and tried to blackmail me with the photos.
Fortunately I had lied to her and told her I didn't save the naked pictures of her when I actually did.
Used those for leverage, and bam, got out of it.
Ruined the whole relationship though, even though she continuously tried to regain contact with me.
#1085 to #1084 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
That sounds quite... interesting .w.
I dunno
I'm a bit looser when it comes to pics
#1086 to #1085 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Really?
That's surprising!
>:3
#1087 to #1086 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
>Cant tell if saracasm
#1088 to #1087 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
You seem to generally not give a **** about anything.
So yeah, it was sarcasm.
:p
#1089 to #1088 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
No, I just generally dont give a **** about myself, theres a difference
Also
You still havent asked me about all of my sexual escapades
#1090 to #1089 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
I haven't?
#1091 to #1090 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
Obviously not
I mean, you were supposed to ask me if I'd done specific things and see if I could suprise you or not xD
#1092 to #1091 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Yeah...uhm...I don't think I would really feel....comfortable getting that specific....
#1093 to #1092 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
But thats what makes it fun, you being all flustered and me laughing my ass off :3
#1094 to #1093 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Is that why you came onto my profile?
To embarrass me in front of your internet friends?!
#1095 to #1094 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
YES, THAT IS WHY

I think.. I'm going to actually try to sleep now.
#1096 to #1095 - dandelionterror
(10/19/2012) [-]
Good! Because I'm done with my TBFP video, so I'm getting off anyways!
Night dashi!
<3
#1059 to #1058 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
Yes, yes you do. :3
#1060 to #1059 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
You're not just flattering me are you?
I like to think I have a deep voice...
>.>
#1061 to #1060 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
Nono, you definitely have a deep voice
Deepest I've heard on xbox live for a while, at least
#1062 to #1061 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Oh you...!
>///>
#1063 to #1062 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
By the way, if you're ever in a party with me
Try to avoid mentioning my sexuality, just because.

Speaking of sexuality... sex!
#1064 to #1063 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Oh?
Haha, good you told me, your roomate seemed really comfortable with the concept of you sucking his dick, I thought you two were on equal terms.
XD
#1065 to #1064 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
We have alot of fun together and its not like I exactly hide it
But still, just in case :3
#1066 to #1065 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
URE SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME DASHI!!
-salutes-
#1067 to #1066 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
Yay thanks

So whats going on?
#1068 to #1067 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Playing some Minecraft now since nobody on God's green Earth wants to ******* play anything with me.
What's up with you? :3
#1069 to #1068 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
D:

I'll come play with you!
#1070 to #1069 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Wouldn't want you to wake your roomate or anything...
>.>
#1071 to #1070 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
>tries to make gay joke
>oh **** that wont work.jpg

LOLK
#1072 to #1071 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
You mean this ridiculously long thing?
#1073 to #1072 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
Yes of course this ridiculously long thing :3

Like your penis
#1074 to #1073 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Bitch my penis is tiny.
#1075 to #1074 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
Prove it
#1076 to #1075 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Dandelion's Penis < Banana

There!
Fancy math ****! Proven.
#1077 to #1076 - theonetruedashi
(10/19/2012) [-]
I've seen some damn large bananas.
#1015 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Well go find some sex!
Did you look in the last place you'd expect to find it?
That's always where it is, I swear!
#1016 to #1015 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
The last place I'd expect to find it would be with my mother
And I really dont want that
Really
Do not want.

Maybe I should whore myself out again...
#1017 to #1016 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Well dashi, I hate to leave, but I'm sitting on five hours of sleep if I fall asleep instantly as I get off, which is impossible.
I'm probably gonna go rub one out and then sleep, I'll talk to you later!
<3
#1019 to #1017 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
derp
#1020 to #1019 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Why you sendin' me vegetables fool?!
#1021 to #1020 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Because I'm a fruit!
#1022 to #1021 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
HA! I GET IT!
FRUIT IS COMMON SLANG FOR HOMOSEXUAL!
#1023 to #1022 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
ITS SO FUNNY
I MADE A FUNNY
#1024 to #1023 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
I CAN PAY YOU FOR THAT JOKE.
IN SEMEN.
#1025 to #1024 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
NO YOU CANT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HOMOSEX
#1026 to #1025 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
DAMN LOOPHOLES
#1048 to #1026 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
Ohai there
#1049 to #1048 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
How did I know you were gonna get online? :3
#1050 to #1049 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
Because I'm a sucker for good conversation and the internet
#1051 to #1050 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
I don't know if I can talk to you now knowing you don't like Borderlands 1.
>:3
#1053 to #1051 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
Oh...

Okay then. Bai!
#1054 to #1053 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
This isn't fun when it doesn't work.
>:(
#1055 to #1054 - theonetruedashi (10/19/2012) [-]
I dunno, I think its kinda fun... >:3
#1056 to #1055 - dandelionterror (10/19/2012) [-]
Cause you're in control you bastard!
>.<
#1057 to #1056 - theonetruedashi
(10/19/2012) [-]
Of course!

So, you got to hear my voice, did I sound like a slut? :3
#1052 to #1051 - theonetruedashi
has deleted their comment [-]
#1018 to #1017 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Its okay, I should probably do... exactly the same.
#994 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Is it because no one has arisen worthy of your trust?
Or can you just not find yourself to trust anyone?
#995 to #994 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Its because my ability to trust has been shattered
#996 to #995 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Uhm...yes..understandable...
Do you think you've ever loved anyone?
#998 to #996 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Also, extra comment so I can get the 1000
#997 to #996 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
I don't think I have, no.
I'm simply a creature of lust, apparently
#999 to #997 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
This is gonna make me seem like an insensitive bastard, but the next comment is 1000!
We'll resume after the next comment!
:D
#1000 to #999 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
<3
#1001 to #1000 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
It's...BEAUTIFUL.
Why do you think you're a creature of lust?
#1002 to #1001 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Because thats what ran my life for years
Not so much anymore, but I used to be... very much a slut
#1003 to #1002 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
So I've heard.
Do you think you'll find love?
#1004 to #1003 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Depends on if I kill myself or go insane before I do,
but I guess I have a chance. Everyone gets a chance.
#1005 to #1004 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Why do you think the end result of your life is going to be suicide or insanity?
#1006 to #1005 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Its just the way that things seem to be headed...
I'm not exactly sure why, but it just feels that way
#1007 to #1006 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
What keeps you going then?
#1008 to #1007 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Nothing at all, isnt that a good thought?
#1009 to #1008 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
That's odd. I seem to remember you saying something about making others days better. Making them happier. How that kept you going.
#1010 to #1009 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh. Yeah. That.

Havent really felt that way recently.
#1011 to #1010 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
What's changed?
#1012 to #1011 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Someone I've been trying to help for a long time has just gotten worse and I can't do anything more to help and I feel useless.

Also I havent had sex in forever
#1013 to #1012 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Two very good reasons, I'll admit.
It does make you feel helpless when you try your best to help someone and it does nothing.
I always have the problem of finding the right thing to say, I'm damn awful with words.
#1014 to #1013 - theonetruedashi
(10/18/2012) [-]
Nah, you're not that awful with words. At least you spell correctly :3
But yeah, maybe I just need sex.

I think I need sex.
#974 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Ehhh, basically.
There's also some internal arguing going on due to that too though.
#975 to #974 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm just trying to stay out of it
I have enough **** to deal with
#976 to #975 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Yeah.
It's fun to read though, when people link you to their arguments.
Is that bad that I find that fun?
Am I an insensitive person?
<:(
#977 to #976 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Nah, you're a cool person
And its normal to like watching people fight, as long as you arent emotionally attached to either side
#978 to #977 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
I think we're gonna hit it dashi!
Tonight's the night I get my 1000th comment!
I am overly excited for this.
^~^
#979 to #978 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
[small]Not if we run out of things to talk about! :3
#980 to #979 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Did you know that hoosegow is another word for a prison?
#981 to #980 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
No, no I didnt .w.

Wanna AMA?
#982 to #981 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Sure! Why do you like being asked questions so much? >:3
#983 to #982 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
I honestly dont know.
I think I like the attention, and plus I like giving away my secrets
#984 to #983 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh okay, I was gonna ask you whether you liked your sandwiches with crust or crustless, but if you wanna get personal I can save that one for later. :3
#985 to #984 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
I'm not a big fan of sandwiches in general. I prefer the submarine version.
#986 to #985 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Do you like tomatoes? >:(
#987 to #986 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Only on my sandwiches
#988 to #987 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Do you have any pets? :3
#989 to #988 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
I have a dog but she doesnt come to school with me so not really right now, no

What happened to personal? :3
#990 to #989 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
I'm thinking I'm thinking...
What sort of things are you insecure about?
#991 to #990 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
What sort of things? I'm not sure, honestly.
I'm pretty secure about alot of things.
Well, except for all the.. **** I've gone through, but you know most of that
#992 to #991 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Do you have anyone you can trust one-hundred percent?
No matter what?
#993 to #992 - theonetruedashi
(10/18/2012) [-]
No, I don't. I just... can't.
#954 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Pretty good!
I actually kind of wish there was another way to make a heart, because this stupid stalker bitch that I used to go with school to called it a "butt cone".
Kinda ruins it now when I see it.
#955 to #954 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
No, its not a butt cone
It is a heart
I say so <3
#956 to #955 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Well if you say so!
How are YOU doing? :3
#957 to #956 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Ohhhh you knowwwwwww, stuff
#958 to #957 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
>Asks how you're doing
>"stuff"
Are you up to something special dashi? >:3
#959 to #958 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Nah, not really.

So how are you on your feelings and stuff?
#960 to #959 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
I was being really...stupid last night.
Is what I think.
Sorry for the long pauses, I'm checking out a friend's Minecraft world. :3
#961 to #960 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
What do you mean by being stupid?
And of course you werent actually stupid, if you were distressed about something I care about it
Also neat
#962 to #961 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
I don't know what I was thinking last night.
I'm not attracted to males.
Not in the same way I am to females at least.
#963 to #962 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh, well good
Well, not good that you're not attracted to males
Or well, it is
I dunno

Good that you've sorted yourself out :3
#964 to #963 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, I think I just liked the feeling of being close to someone since it's been so long since I was in a relationship.
And it...confused me.
#965 to #964 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
How long has it been?

Also, speaking of long.
>30 minute reply time
#966 to #965 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Dude was showing me his awesome Skyrim build!
You can't fault me for that!
Awesome dragons and ****!

And it's been...eighteen years?
>.>
#967 to #966 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Hooooolllyyyy long time
#968 to #967 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, which is a roundabout way of me saying I've never really been in a relationship.
Ever.
#969 to #968 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Yeaaaaaaaah I caught that :3
I've been in.. oneeeee actual relationship
#970 to #969 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
Was that with a guy?
#971 to #970 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
Yessir it was

Didnt end on good terms though, but whatever.
#972 to #971 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
That's how the cookie crumbles sometimes!
Man...you getting these mass messages?
So much drama going on lately.
#973 to #972 - theonetruedashi
(10/18/2012) [-]
No, no I'm not
Are you talking about the drama about bans and stuff on the Friendly Board?
#933 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/17/2012) [-]
I've been having a lot of homosexual encounters lately.
RPing with guys, generally just being close to guys, and it feels...right...
#934 to #933 - theonetruedashi (10/17/2012) [-]
I see.
Y'know, most straight males wont agree to RP with another male... jus' sayin.
#935 to #934 - dandelionterror (10/17/2012) [-]
I know...I didn't use my own self...but it still was two males...
#936 to #935 - theonetruedashi (10/17/2012) [-]
And it wasnt with me. For shame.

And you say it feels "right"?
#937 to #936 - dandelionterror (10/17/2012) [-]
Ah geez dashi I don't know what the **** I'm saying.
On one hand it feels good but on the other it doesn't.
I don't know what the **** is going on with my emotions, and it's all so confusing.
#938 to #937 - theonetruedashi (10/17/2012) [-]
Hey now, I'm here to help if you need it
I still think that you should sleep on it.
Also
If there is a next time
It better be with me. Just sayin' :3
#939 to #938 - dandelionterror (10/17/2012) [-]
I really do want to go to sleep.
But we're only 11 comments off from a 100-comment chain.
Might be the longest ever on my profile.
#940 to #939 - theonetruedashi (10/17/2012) [-]
Well then I guess you'll either have to ask me more questions or rant about your feelings :3

Also you'll be only 50 away from 1000 at that point
#941 to #940 - dandelionterror (10/17/2012) [-]
Hmmm...what's your favorite food? :3
#942 to #941 - theonetruedashi (10/17/2012) [-]
Chipotle.

Chicken Burrito, black beans, rice. Cheese, lettuce, medium salsa, sour cream. Chips and medium salsa. Medium Dr Pepper.
#943 to #942 - dandelionterror (10/17/2012) [-]
Oh god I love Dr. Pepper
< Also, look at how cute this is
#944 to #943 - theonetruedashi (10/17/2012) [-]
Dr Pepper is master drink

also

HNNNNNGHHH
#945 to #944 - dandelionterror (10/17/2012) [-]
I got this file off of uTorrent, but a lot of these images look dangerously close to shipping.
< Case in point
#946 to #945 - theonetruedashi (10/17/2012) [-]
>shipping
I like shipping, its cute
You're cute

I MEAN WAT
#947 to #946 - dandelionterror (10/17/2012) [-]
I guess shipping is cute.
As long as there's no sex.
I don't enjoy thinking about Fluttershy in a sexual way.
It disturbs me.
#948 to #947 - theonetruedashi (10/17/2012) [-]
Theres a difference between shipping and clopfics/pics
Romance is neat
Sex.. eeeeehhhh..

Plus it helps that I dont like females in sexual situations anyway
#949 to #948 - dandelionterror (10/17/2012) [-]
I think we've been over this.
I seem to remember.
Anyways, your next post will be #950!
That means I'm getting off!
Thanks for the chat dashi, as always it was an immense pleasure.
<3
#951 to #949 - theonetruedashi (10/18/2012) [-]
<3
#952 to #951 - dandelionterror (10/18/2012) [-]
<3
>:3
#953 to #952 - theonetruedashi
(10/18/2012) [-]
Well hello there sir
How are you this evening?
#950 to #949 - theonetruedashi (10/17/2012) [-]
Awww, okay nini, sleep well
I'll be around
If you're still confused about feelings in the morning, lemme know and we'll talk it out.

Also, when you get back on, we should continue this thread of comments, make it even longer instead of starting a new one

I'll be around
<3
#913 to #850 - dandelionterror (10/17/2012) [-]
Oh god I know that feel.
I hate shaving all the time.
Such a hassle.
Go ahead, give me a psychological aspect
#914 to #913 - theonetruedashi (10/17/2012) [-]
Psychologically?
My insomnia, or my depression.

Sometimes... Rarely, but it does happen
Just sometimes, I wish I wasnt gay. So I could be "normal." So my family could love me.
But then I remember I like dick and its k
#915 to #914 - dandelionterror (10/17/2012) [-]
Are you actually diagnosed with clinical depression, or do you just feel depressed often?
#916 to #915 - theonetruedashi (10/17/2012) [-]
Never been diagnosed with insomnia or depression
But thats just because I'm damn good at masks
#917 to #916 - dandelionterror (10/17/2012) [-]
Do you ever get tired of the masks?
#918 to #917 - theonetruedashi (10/17/2012) [-]
Yes, but they're necessary to please other people

You're allowed to go to bed whenever you want, btw, dont feel bad :P