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#333842 - And I'll hand it right up to NASA, where they'll send Dubya to… 05/05/2013 on Ponyville +2
#333833 - Well, as long as they don't fire first. If they fire first, we…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Ponyville +2
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#333841 - nildnas (05/05/2013) [-]
I can just imagine Murica going "I claim this muthafucka in the name of oil!" while killing off hundreds.
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#333846 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
And we convert the alien blood to some type of fuel because it's that easy.

*sigh*
Murica.
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#333853 - nildnas (05/05/2013) [-]
This is starting to sound like a pretty average B movie
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#333858 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
Starring Bruce Willis as Astronaut for NASA, Billy Bob Thornton as Head of NASA, Samuel L. Jackson as President Obama, and Jim Carrey as President Bush.
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#333866 - nildnas (05/05/2013) [-]
I'd go to the theatre for that.
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#333873 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
I should write movies/screenplays. They would be interesting...
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#333878 - nildnas (05/05/2013) [-]
You should let each famous director direct one, just to see it in every light.
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#333895 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
Have every famous director direct the same movie, then splice them together...
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#333917 - nildnas (05/05/2013) [-]
Switch versions halfway through a scene. It will be more confusing than Primer
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#333922 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
Haha, oh this would be awesome! Version A (Disc 1) has it switch directors halfway through a scene, or in a heated moment, while version B (Disc 2/side B) has it switch directors at the beginning of each scene.
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#333934 - nildnas (05/05/2013) [-]
Yes! You should patent this before someone steals it
#333832 - She escaped, and changed her name to Sandy... After that, she …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Ponyville +2
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#333838 - tgandptrixie (05/05/2013) [-]
Oh is this what lead to the great Hurricane war of 2015 where Obama and Dubya team up?
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#333844 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
Yes, where they team up and fight the ultimate hurri-candycane. It's shaped like a cane, and only destroys candy stores.
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#333854 - tgandptrixie (05/05/2013) [-]
No that monster I can't live without candy stores!
#333826 - Only if you're picturing an intense mission in your head... We…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Ponyville +2
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#333847 - cpthitsugaya (05/05/2013) [-]
haha nice!
#333811 - Although Obama is awesome, I prefer George "Dubya" B…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Ponyville +3
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#333824 - nildnas (05/05/2013) [-]
That was pretty funny. I've got to hand it to you.
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#333842 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
And I'll hand it right up to NASA, where they'll send Dubya to mars to colonize it for, as Bon Jovi would say, "Because We Can".
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#333814 - tgandptrixie (05/05/2013) [-]
I have to admit that was pretty awesome.... What did they ever to do her? I hear they are torturing her still to find out who the leader is?
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#333832 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
She escaped, and changed her name to Sandy... After that, she destroyed a lot on the east coast... As this was happening, Dubya was planning a library with a bunch of books about himself and his terms in office, while Obama played gulf (spelled that way intentionally) with the head CEO of BP.
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#333838 - tgandptrixie (05/05/2013) [-]
Oh is this what lead to the great Hurricane war of 2015 where Obama and Dubya team up?
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#333844 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
Yes, where they team up and fight the ultimate hurri-candycane. It's shaped like a cane, and only destroys candy stores.
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#333854 - tgandptrixie (05/05/2013) [-]
No that monster I can't live without candy stores!
#333806 - My idea was to use this to come up for a topic for us to discu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Ponyville +1
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#333813 - novabird (05/05/2013) [-]
my brain was meant to improve things by being given ideas then seeing if i could implement them into said use, i'm not good at coming up with ideas on my own usually.
#333805 - But... I can't disagree... ...Actually, I can, parti…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Ponyville +2
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#333808 - cpthitsugaya (05/05/2013) [-]
You know, that's quite true! Or some nice metallica...
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#333826 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
Only if you're picturing an intense mission in your head... Well, not only if, but it'd make everything more interesting.

For instance, I had the idea for about two and a half years that I was going to become a pilot of an A-10 Warthog. With cool thoughts, my mind likes to come up with cool scenarios.
So, one of them was this: A helicopter just went down within enemy lines, and they are practically surrounded by enemies. We can't get to our guys without eliminating some first, so they dispatch an A-10 team. I pick up my helmet, knowing the consequences of messing up- they could be devastating. The heat comes off the blacktop, distorting my plane which rests at the end of the runway. I look over my shoulder, with my helmet under my arm, and give my CO a nod of approval, as I walk toward my A-10. While this happens, a familiar song plays in my head, and I know that The Show Must Go on ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS6Shfolfbg )
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#333847 - cpthitsugaya (05/05/2013) [-]
haha nice!
#333798 - How?  [+] (13 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Ponyville +2
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#333810 - nildnas (05/05/2013) [-]
Making me think of stuff. I can't just spawn my brilliance in the midst of any conversation. It needs to come on it's own, at it's own pace, and whenever it feels like.

How about alien equality in the case that we find life elsewhere.
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#333833 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
Well, as long as they don't fire first. If they fire first, we're gonna go all 'Murrica on their ass and claim 'em for oil (and NASA).
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#333841 - nildnas (05/05/2013) [-]
I can just imagine Murica going "I claim this muthafucka in the name of oil!" while killing off hundreds.
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#333846 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
And we convert the alien blood to some type of fuel because it's that easy.

*sigh*
Murica.
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#333853 - nildnas (05/05/2013) [-]
This is starting to sound like a pretty average B movie
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#333858 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
Starring Bruce Willis as Astronaut for NASA, Billy Bob Thornton as Head of NASA, Samuel L. Jackson as President Obama, and Jim Carrey as President Bush.
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#333866 - nildnas (05/05/2013) [-]
I'd go to the theatre for that.
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#333873 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
I should write movies/screenplays. They would be interesting...
User avatar
#333878 - nildnas (05/05/2013) [-]
You should let each famous director direct one, just to see it in every light.
User avatar
#333895 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
Have every famous director direct the same movie, then splice them together...
User avatar
#333917 - nildnas (05/05/2013) [-]
Switch versions halfway through a scene. It will be more confusing than Primer
User avatar
#333922 - dammriver (05/05/2013) [-]
Haha, oh this would be awesome! Version A (Disc 1) has it switch directors halfway through a scene, or in a heated moment, while version B (Disc 2/side B) has it switch directors at the beginning of each scene.
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#333934 - nildnas (05/05/2013) [-]
Yes! You should patent this before someone steals it
#333796 - Nein. I liek dis: 05/05/2013 on Ponyville +2
#333790 - AuughaGHGGGGH?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Ponyville +2