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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:5/28/2016
Location:florida
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#270 - saltyfries (04/18/2016) [-]
coming soon to Orlando dude! badnewsanon you should see this too and joelizardman Mako testing front seat onride HD POV SeaWorld Orlando
#271 to #270 - joelizardman (04/18/2016) [-]
God I haven't been to Sea World in years. Despite living, like, 20 minutes from it. I may need to change that.
#262 - damandan (09/11/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

Can we kinda set up a list on who is who

I'm Crab Legs
#269 to #262 - blazingpelt ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
Missing Fingaz
#268 to #262 - arsonistchapel (09/11/2015) [-]
Caroll of the Bells.
#267 to #262 - chronoeagle (09/11/2015) [-]
Scottsdale Whiteskins. Sadly playing against Gronk this week :'(
#266 to #262 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
Stairway to Evans
#265 to #262 - suddenk (09/11/2015) [-]
Fifty Shades Of Jay Cutler
#264 to #262 - hockeykicksass (09/11/2015) [-]
Beats by Ray
#263 to #262 - sphincterface (09/11/2015) [-]
Wookie of the Year.
#260 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

Draft time
#240 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

draft at 11 est today is that alright or tomorrow?
#261 to #240 - sphincterface (09/09/2015) [-]
11 est...would that be like 10 at my time zone? Because I seriously get off work right at 10.
#247 to #240 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
IT WONT LET ME ******* CHANGE
#259 to #247 - blazingpelt ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Good thing I was on point and ready
Oh wait, I can't even log in because ESPN's site is terrible.
#258 to #247 - chronoeagle (09/09/2015) [-]
We'll see who set up their auto draft the best soon.
#253 to #247 - suddenk (09/09/2015) [-]
#245 to #240 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd prefer tomorrow as well, as I work in the morning.
#254 to #245 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
cant chnage
#256 to #254 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
;_;
#250 to #245 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
maybe i did
#248 to #245 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
it wont let me change
#244 to #240 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
Since everyone cant see this I'll do it tomorrow. the reason why is I managed to get my friend in
#243 to #240 - suddenk (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm ok with whatever
#241 to #240 - hockeykicksass (09/09/2015) [-]
Can you push it to tomorrow, I get up at 5 for work and I don't want to be up that late
#255 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
cant change
#251 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
maybe i did
#249 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
it wont let me change
#242 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
yeah its prob better for everyone
#237 - fuckberries (09/08/2015) [-]
Hey man... sorry about the missing the draft.. I started working overnight and I was asleep for the draft.
#238 to #237 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Email is packers848848@ aim.com
#246 to #238 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
sorry man my friend got it
#257 to #246 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Sall good bud
#239 to #238 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
damandan add him
#222 - damandan (08/27/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk, panicchemical

does anyone have any problems if I move the draft to Mon, tues, or weds at about 9?
#232 to #222 - sphincterface (08/28/2015) [-]
Which monday? Like on the 5th? Because it's Labor Day then and I don't have plans. Saturday Night works this saturday for me any time. Also, there has been a change of plans and I may possibly be able to make it on the original day.
#230 to #222 - arsonistchapel (08/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I work weekdays 6-12pm
#229 to #222 - chronoeagle (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm fine with whatever if it's after 3 pm cdt if it's a workday.
#227 to #222 - hockeykicksass (08/27/2015) [-]
Im cool with whatever date as long as its after like 4:00 PM Eastern
#228 to #227 - blazingpelt ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Same
#226 to #222 - panicchemical (08/27/2015) [-]
i haven't got an invite and Mon or wed would work best but i can do tue
#233 to #226 - damandan (08/29/2015) [-]
check again
#234 to #233 - panicchemical (08/30/2015) [-]
sorry nope what site do you have it under espn, nfl?
#236 to #234 - damandan (08/31/2015) [-]
wolfpack6592 right?
#235 to #234 - damandan (08/30/2015) [-]
ESPN. Check your spam
#224 to #222 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
9 at what time exactly?
#225 to #224 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
As in time zone.
#231 to #225 - damandan (08/28/2015) [-]
Eastern
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#190 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Read a lot. Hang out with my super cool dog. What about you?
#211 to #190 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I see....it hurts to know that you heart belongs to admin. but if you want to see something really funny, you should see my junk
#212 to #211 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It hurts me too since hell never love me back
#213 to #212 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I know i can be better, funnier, and junkier than him
#214 to #213 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. Watch your mouth or hell strike you down and ban you
#215 to #214 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I fear no ban. I'll still come back for you
#216 to #215 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Dansbeenbanned
#217 to #216 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Dabanneddan
#218 to #217 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha exactly
#219 to #218 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Yousaynobanplz i know I'm stupid
#220 to #219 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
If I got banned it'd just mean I could move on with my life and get off my phone. Lol
#221 to #220 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
...what's that
#191 to #190 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Omg i Love dogs. Can't wait to see my dog this weekend. I hang with friends, watch tv, play games, sports things. What breed do you have
#192 to #191 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Border collie
#193 to #192 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Awww omg he's so cute. What's his/her name
#194 to #193 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. She's laying with a bunch of spawn. Her name is Lucifer
#195 to #194 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
That's awesome haha. How old is she?
#196 to #195 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
2
#197 to #196 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
wow she's still a puppy. mine is 14
#198 to #197 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I got her at 8 weeks
#199 to #198 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Where did you get her from
#200 to #199 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Texas
#201 to #200 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Wait what
#202 to #201 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
She flew over on an airplane. And we drove to Alabama to get zeus
#203 to #202 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh you guys go extreme for adoptions haha
#204 to #203 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha. No were cheap
#205 to #204 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I thought cheap was adopting from like spca
#206 to #205 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Well I wanted a border collie. And I waited for almost a year checking rescues all over Florida and every time one became available there was a waiting list a mile long
#207 to #206 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh wow i had no idea it was crazy like that
#208 to #207 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It depends on what you want. And a lot of timing
#209 to #208 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I guess so haha. So tell me, what do like in a man
#210 to #209 - yousaygoodbye
(03/05/2015) [-]
He's gotta be funny and he's gotta have junk
#186 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
hey man personal request here. can you firebomb all of your comments, and set your profile to only friends can view it? for some reason when i enter my email into google, it brings me to this profile. i must have commented it, and deleted it some time ago. please help me out. im trying to get an athletic scholarship and i dont want my email traced back to funnyjunk.
#187 to #186 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I just deleted the thread you were apart of. Check it again
#188 to #187 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
it brings me to your profile.
#189 to #188 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well I just changed the privacy settings
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#170 to #169 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean I go to UCF haha so yea I live in Orlando
#171 to #170 - yousaygoodbye
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#172 to #171 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Thats not good. Where do you live?
#173 to #172 - yousaygoodbye
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#174 to #173 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Tampa? Deltona? Which city?
#175 to #174 - yousaygoodbye
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#176 to #175 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well thats not too far from me haha
#177 to #176 - yousaygoodbye
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#178 to #177 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean an hour drive is worth to see a cute girl and puppies haha
#179 to #178 - yousaygoodbye
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#180 to #179 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well cute girls are more fun to play with anyways haha
#181 to #180 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Where did the puppies go though
#182 to #181 - yousaygoodbye
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#183 to #182 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Awkward=cute

cute+ awkward=super cute=you
Math is awesome
#184 to #183 - yousaygoodbye
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#185 to #184 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well to hell with other people then haha. So how was your valentines day
#167 - saltyfries (12/08/2014) [-]
My boys are heading to your town, support them ************
#168 to #167 - damandan (12/08/2014) [-]
***** I live in Orlando. I supported them last year though