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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:florida
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#36950 - After looking at the results of the show I have one question. …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #36995 - huemynue (11/25/2014) [-]
Nobody knows.
User avatar #36951 - saltyfries (11/24/2014) [-]
idk and I don't give a fuck, STING IS IN WWE
User avatar #36952 - damandan (11/24/2014) [-]
I saw a report earlier this week saying hed be at Survivor Series
User avatar #36953 - saltyfries (11/24/2014) [-]
I didn't even see it coming, I've been busy, I had no idea he was gonna be there
#36949 - Thats what you get for starting Eli 11/24/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#36947 - Cowboys? 11/24/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#36883 - >magic  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #36954 - jmastermafia (11/24/2014) [-]
Yeah I like the Magic, Harris and Vucevic are beasts.
#36854 - Paging our current badgers fan on staff saltyfries  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #36856 - saltyfries (11/23/2014) [-]
present
#1106034 - for steam 11/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1106032 - Who wants Dungeon of Elements and Dream Machines (chap 1-4). F…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1106034 - damandan (11/23/2014) [-]
for steam
#36848 - Picture 11/23/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#36779 - Gordon's FW 11/22/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#55 - HOW ABOUT SMASH  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on GET READY! +6
#69 - adhdtookmyaccount (11/21/2014) [-]
Greninja uses water, 7.8/10
#86 - I lost my **** when it happened 11/20/2014 on In regards to gamergate +1
#165 - not yet  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on damandan's profile 0
User avatar #166 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
What happened before to you? Got rejected by another girl?
#59 - Theyd still get a **** ton of money 11/19/2014 on My Body Cant Take It +2
#339310 - I ******* hate myself so much. Im talking to this…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #339316 - thegrohltroll (11/19/2014) [-]
Treat her like shit, women like a confident man.
source: the internet
#339314 - azumeow (11/19/2014) [-]
Then fucking stop, brah. Conditioning techniques. FORCE yourself to think of something else.

Listen, I'ma be straight up with you. I have PTSD. In the past few years, the occurrence of flashbacks and catastrophic traumatic episodes has been reduced to a minuscule fraction of what it used to be. Conditioning your mind to completely alter the way it thinks is not easy. It is not perfect, either. You will have moments of doubt. You will slip up. But you will be better for this.

I can't really explain this shit to you in good detail. It's 5 AM, I have work in a few hours, I'm getting tired, and my mind's been everyfuckingwhere lately. You need to alter your mindset. Find a way to do it. I chose brute force. It worked. It is not a panacea, but it worked. So, listen, you little cuntrag:

You are the result of approximately three billion years of evolution. The world does not revolve around you, but YOUR world does. You are the main character of your story.

Fucking act like it. It's okay to hurt. It's okay to be unsure. But don't you fucking dare throw in the towel, don't just assume you've lost the fight until the numbers come in. Take a break, or plow ahead, whichever you think will get the best results. If something is not working, change it. If you can't change it, accept it and work around it.

These are lessons that have taken me years of pain, therapy, and uncomfortable, awkward discussions to truly learn. You will likely not internalize them and accept them unless you suffer, but having these lessons available to you may help you make a decision better in the future. Remember this: Your destiny is your own. You cannot know that this girl will turn away the second she sees your face. I have been surprised by people before, in both good ways and bad.

DO NOT GIVE UP HOPE. NEVER GIVE UP HOPE THAT THINGS WILL BE BETTER. DO NOT STAY ON THE GROUND. IF YOU FALTER, CALL UPON YOUR INNER STRENGTH. IF YOU FALL, DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET YOURSELF BACK UP.
User avatar #339312 - leonhardt (11/19/2014) [-]
>talking to a girl on tinder for more than a day

Bruh if she ain't dtf right fucking now, then she's not using the app properly
#339311 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
>using tinder
Which are you? The desperate fag, or the slut?
User avatar #339313 - azumeow (11/19/2014) [-]
Clearly desperate. Did you not read the post?
#36615 - **damandan rolls 27** 11/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#36614 - **damandan rolls 87** 11/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#36599 - **damandan rolls 357** 11/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#339244 - Resident Advisor, Resident Assistant - In a university residen… 11/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#339243 - No Foo Fighter show in FL, again  [+] (14 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #339266 - badmotorfinger (11/19/2014) [-]
Hah. Show in Arizona on the 25th
User avatar #339245 - leonhardt (11/19/2014) [-]
No more Motley Crue shows anywhere, ever
User avatar #339254 - thebestpieever (11/19/2014) [-]
Dr Feelgood sounds better than they ever did live ever anyway.
User avatar #339255 - leonhardt (11/19/2014) [-]
I lost my V-card to Same Ol' Situation
User avatar #339256 - thebestpieever (11/19/2014) [-]
If it weren't for bad luck you wouldn't have any luck at all.
User avatar #339259 - leonhardt (11/19/2014) [-]
These girls, girls, girls, amirite?
User avatar #339246 - furiousmarshmellow (11/19/2014) [-]
And nothing of value was lost.
User avatar #339247 - leonhardt (11/19/2014) [-]
I used to think you were a pleb
But now...
#339248 - furiousmarshmellow (11/19/2014) [-]
Your opinion of me does not matter to me.
#339249 - leonhardt (11/19/2014) [-]
**leonhardt rolled image**
Then why'd you feel the need to tell me?
#339250 - furiousmarshmellow (11/19/2014) [-]
Why'd you feel the need to tell me about what you think of me?
#339251 - leonhardt (11/19/2014) [-]
Why'd you feel the need to tell me what you thought of me telling you that I thought of you?

Does anyone else taste copper?
#339252 - furiousmarshmellow (11/19/2014) [-]
Why'd you feel the need to tell me what you thought of me telling you what I thought of what you thought of me?
#339253 - leonhardt (11/19/2014) [-]
Yes.
#36587 - not much of a difference 11/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#36572 - The only reason Tom Brady got good this season is because I dr… 11/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +5
#36571 - Yep 11/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#36564 - team 11/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#36563 - ITT favorite college football players not on your favorite…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#36568 - lefiddlesticks (11/18/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled user gustavia **
User avatar #36565 - saltyfries (11/18/2014) [-]
that's tough cuz I only have 1, MG3
User avatar #36564 - damandan (11/18/2014) [-]
team
#26002 - this is perfect 11/18/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0

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User avatar #167 - saltyfries (12/08/2014) [-]
My boys are heading to your town, support them ************
User avatar #168 to #167 - damandan ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
***** I live in Orlando. I supported them last year though
User avatar #164 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
Did you get rejected by the other girl?
User avatar #165 to #164 - damandan ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
not yet
User avatar #166 to #165 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
What happened before to you? Got rejected by another girl?
User avatar #161 - damandan ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft in 20 min
User avatar #162 to #161 - blucheese (09/04/2014) [-]
Hey, who is manning face?
User avatar #163 to #162 - damandan ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #158 - sealofapproval (09/03/2014) [-]
so then are we ignoring the old league in favor of the new one?
User avatar #159 to #158 - damandan ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Yea
User avatar #149 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

I made a new league and emails have been sent (check your spam). Its scheduled for Wednesday but I can do tonight if everyone joins
User avatar #160 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/03/2014) [-]
Damnit, I get off work at 12ET tonight.
User avatar #156 to #155 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
why what
User avatar #152 to #149 - suddenk (09/01/2014) [-]
im cool with tonight
User avatar #151 to #149 - blazingpelt (09/01/2014) [-]
Tonight, nearly everybody's here
User avatar #153 to #151 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Everyone needs to join to draft
User avatar #154 to #153 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
league
User avatar #157 to #154 - sealofapproval (09/02/2014) [-]
ok im glad we started out fresh tbh
doing a weekend night on a holliday weekend at 10pm wasnt the correct approach
this way more people can be there
User avatar #150 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/01/2014) [-]
Do it tonight!
User avatar #147 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft time
User avatar #148 to #147 - blucheese (09/01/2014) [-]
now what?
User avatar #145 - damandan ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja,

Draft is tonight at 10 EST
User avatar #146 to #145 - damandan ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Also anyone knows who the 10 person is in or league, I forgot
User avatar #142 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
I heard youre doing a fantasy football league, anywway i can join?
User avatar #143 to #142 - damandan ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
yep just pm me your email
User avatar #144 to #143 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks mang
User avatar #139 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
You're more active on the hating board these days.
User avatar #140 to #139 - damandan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
World Cup has taken over the sports board
User avatar #141 to #140 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
Fasntnig.
#138 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#137 - dawggz (06/09/2014) [-]
Here you go!
Here you go!
User avatar #136 - PopcornViking (11/08/2013) [-]
yea someone else got the angels
sorry
User avatar #130 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
go onto ondeckcirle
User avatar #131 to #130 - damandan ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
I am
User avatar #133 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/07/2013) [-]
you have to actually go on
youre probably not gonna get in now
User avatar #134 to #133 - damandan ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
I was at a concert
User avatar #132 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
you need to go on chat
User avatar #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
if you want to look through all the teams
go to the quick links on the side and click master roster
User avatar #126 to #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
the rangers guy updates it all the time
its so ******* organized
User avatar #127 to #126 - damandan ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
So I clicked on master roster but I only see one team
User avatar #128 to #127 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
im guessing rays
you can scroll through the teams on the bar at the bottom
User avatar #129 to #128 - damandan ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
Ok yea its really helpful
User avatar #124 - PopcornViking (11/04/2013) [-]
ondeckcircle.proboards.com/

make a chatango
say you want the angels
User avatar #123 - saltyfries (09/08/2013) [-]
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm back bitch!
#119 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
u talkin **** about BK fries >! those are my homeboys! frenchfryy here
User avatar #120 to #119 - damandan ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
You like those tasteless mothers ******* ? we miss you
#121 to #120 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
I know, it looks like Admin is settling down, I may come back Saturday
User avatar #122 to #121 - damandan ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
*squee*
User avatar #91 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
MillionsKnives lolwtfbbqryan suddenk ithyphallophobia philliyoMLB Blazingpelt

There are currently 7 teams. It can stay that way and have 4 team playoff and draft tonight at like 10 1030 or wait for a friend (who really doesnt want to play and draft tomorrow at like 6 EST)
User avatar #107 to #91 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
I got a friend I'll pm you his email
User avatar #108 to #107 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Well thats awkward...I just added someone elses friend
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User avatar #98 to #91 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
**** i have a football game tomorrow, I cant draft.
User avatar #109 to #98 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #100 to #98 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
You play on Thursday nights?
User avatar #101 to #100 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
We are playing away, and this school is weird.
all other games will be on friday.
User avatar #105 to #101 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah we're playing some games on thursday this year too, I have no idea why, even our homecoming game.
User avatar #118 to #105 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
I think i have one more on a thursday
User avatar #96 to #91 - suddenk (09/05/2013) [-]
either works
User avatar #110 to #96 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #94 to #91 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
You're league manager, why don't you do two teams? I've known someone to do that before. That way there's 8
User avatar #111 to #94 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #95 to #94 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Eh Id rather not so I can focus on one main team
User avatar #102 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Or if you wanna keep it strictly FJ I totally understand.
User avatar #97 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah no prob, just a thought. Would you care if I asked personal friends of mine if they wanna do it? Just so we have one more
User avatar #99 to #97 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
If they can join like right now than yea
User avatar #103 to #99 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
He said he's in. Want his email?
User avatar #104 to #103 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
yea
User avatar #93 to #91 - blazingpelt (09/05/2013) [-]
Either is fine with me
User avatar #112 to #93 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #92 to #91 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Either works for me, though tomorrow would be a bit better.
User avatar #113 to #92 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #114 to #113 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Eastern zone?
User avatar #115 to #114 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #116 to #115 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Wow, I must have been more tired than I had thought. Ah well, I'm not too displeased with my team, considering it was autodrafted.
User avatar #117 to #116 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
I was wondering where you went
User avatar #89 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Sorry I already gave it away D:
User avatar #90 to #89 - damandan ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Ok thanks anyway
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