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#260 - hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonist… 09/09/2015 on damandan's profile 0
#255 - cant change 09/09/2015 on damandan's profile 0
#254 - cant chnage  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2015 on damandan's profile 0
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#256 - MillionsKnives (09/09/2015) [-]
;_;
#251 - maybe i did 09/09/2015 on damandan's profile 0
#250 - maybe i did 09/09/2015 on damandan's profile 0
#249 - it wont let me change 09/09/2015 on damandan's profile 0
#248 - it wont let me change 09/09/2015 on damandan's profile 0
#247 - IT WONT LET ME ******* CHANGE  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2015 on damandan's profile 0
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#259 - blazingpelt (09/09/2015) [-]
Good thing I was on point and ready
Oh wait, I can't even log in because ESPN's site is terrible.
#258 - chronoeagle (09/09/2015) [-]
We'll see who set up their auto draft the best soon.
#253 - suddenk (09/09/2015) [-]
#246 - sorry man my friend got it  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2015 on damandan's profile 0
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#257 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Sall good bud
#244 - Since everyone cant see this I'll do it tomorrow. the reason w… 09/09/2015 on damandan's profile 0
#242 - yeah its prob better for everyone 09/09/2015 on damandan's profile 0
#240 - hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonist…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/09/2015 on damandan's profile 0
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#261 - sphincterface (09/09/2015) [-]
11 est...would that be like 10 at my time zone? Because I seriously get off work right at 10.
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#247 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
IT WONT LET ME FUCKING CHANGE
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#259 - blazingpelt (09/09/2015) [-]
Good thing I was on point and ready
Oh wait, I can't even log in because ESPN's site is terrible.
#258 - chronoeagle (09/09/2015) [-]
We'll see who set up their auto draft the best soon.
#253 - suddenk (09/09/2015) [-]
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#245 - MillionsKnives (09/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd prefer tomorrow as well, as I work in the morning.
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#254 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
cant chnage
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#256 - MillionsKnives (09/09/2015) [-]
;_;
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#250 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
maybe i did
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#248 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
it wont let me change
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#244 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
Since everyone cant see this I'll do it tomorrow. the reason why is I managed to get my friend in
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#243 - suddenk (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm ok with whatever
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#241 - hockeykicksass (09/09/2015) [-]
Can you push it to tomorrow, I get up at 5 for work and I don't want to be up that late
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#255 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
cant change
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#251 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
maybe i did
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#249 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
it wont let me change
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#242 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
yeah its prob better for everyone
#49569 - well...****  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49571 - suddenk (09/07/2015) [-]
What about making the league public and make the draft today
#49559 - can you do wednsday  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49560 - arsonistchapel (09/06/2015) [-]
I can't do any weekday unless it's at 1:30am eastern.
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#49569 - damandan (09/07/2015) [-]
well...shit
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#49571 - suddenk (09/07/2015) [-]
What about making the league public and make the draft today
#49558 - changed to tuesday 09/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#49555 - Picture 09/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +9
#49554 - you gonna join?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49556 - suddenk (09/06/2015) [-]
I think you have till one hour before to change the date
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#49558 - damandan (09/06/2015) [-]
changed to tuesday
#49551 - free 09/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#49545 - Espn and i believe so if you download the app. That's what i might do  [+] (16 new replies) 09/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49547 - fuckberries (09/06/2015) [-]
Im in then. Is it free? Or paid league?
#49620 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
we changed the draft to today. but you gotta join.
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#49621 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Can i get a link to join?
#49622 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
you gotta send damandan your email. if you already sent it check it to make sure you got an invite
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#49623 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
I was never made aware what site it was on, yahoo, espn, something else?
#49624 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
espn. send him whatever email you have for them
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#49625 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Thanks anon!
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#49557 - arsonistchapel (09/06/2015) [-]
C'mon, join! We have 1.5 hrs to the draft or I have to autodraft on tuesday.
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#49559 - damandan (09/06/2015) [-]
can you do wednsday
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#49560 - arsonistchapel (09/06/2015) [-]
I can't do any weekday unless it's at 1:30am eastern.
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#49569 - damandan (09/07/2015) [-]
well...shit
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#49571 - suddenk (09/07/2015) [-]
What about making the league public and make the draft today
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#49554 - damandan (09/06/2015) [-]
you gonna join?
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#49556 - suddenk (09/06/2015) [-]
I think you have till one hour before to change the date
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#49558 - damandan (09/06/2015) [-]
changed to tuesday
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#49551 - damandan (09/06/2015) [-]
free
#49513 - ???  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49521 - PopcornViking (09/06/2015) [-]
Yesterday, it was reported that there was friction between Matt Harvey‘s agent Scott Boras and the Mets over the Mets’ plans for handling Harvey down the stretch. Boras wanted the Mets to keep Harvey, who had Tommy John surgery following the 2013 season, on a 180-inning limit. Harvey has already pitched 166 1/3 innings this year, so a 180-inning limit would severely limit the Mets’ use of Harvey in the rest of the regular season and in the playoffs. The Mets responded that they would pitch Harvey based on their own plan and would have him pitch a “reasonable” amount during the postseason.

Today the story took a surprising turn, as Harvey himself spoke up to back the 180-inning limit. Here are the details, via MLB.com ’s Anthony DiComo (Twitter links) and the Record’s Matt Ehalt (Twitter links: 1 2 3 4). Harvey told reporters today that he would be limited to 180 innings. He refused to answer questions about the playoffs.
#49548 - anon (09/06/2015) [-]
Don't forget that the Mets attempted to limit his innings earlier in the season by going to a 6 man rotation, but Harvey bitched about it.
#49504 - Need one more for Fj fantasy fb league to draft tomorrow. if n…  [+] (18 new replies) 09/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
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#49544 - fuckberries (09/06/2015) [-]
What site and can i draft from my phone?
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#49545 - damandan (09/06/2015) [-]
Espn and i believe so if you download the app. That's what i might do
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#49547 - fuckberries (09/06/2015) [-]
Im in then. Is it free? Or paid league?
#49620 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
we changed the draft to today. but you gotta join.
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#49621 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Can i get a link to join?
#49622 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
you gotta send damandan your email. if you already sent it check it to make sure you got an invite
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#49623 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
I was never made aware what site it was on, yahoo, espn, something else?
#49624 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
espn. send him whatever email you have for them
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#49625 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Thanks anon!
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#49557 - arsonistchapel (09/06/2015) [-]
C'mon, join! We have 1.5 hrs to the draft or I have to autodraft on tuesday.
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#49559 - damandan (09/06/2015) [-]
can you do wednsday
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#49560 - arsonistchapel (09/06/2015) [-]
I can't do any weekday unless it's at 1:30am eastern.
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#49569 - damandan (09/07/2015) [-]
well...shit
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#49571 - suddenk (09/07/2015) [-]
What about making the league public and make the draft today
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#49554 - damandan (09/06/2015) [-]
you gonna join?
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#49556 - suddenk (09/06/2015) [-]
I think you have till one hour before to change the date
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#49558 - damandan (09/06/2015) [-]
changed to tuesday
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#49551 - damandan (09/06/2015) [-]
free
#236 - wolfpack6592 right? 08/31/2015 on damandan's profile 0
#235 - ESPN. Check your spam 08/30/2015 on damandan's profile 0
#233 - check again  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2015 on damandan's profile 0
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#234 - panicchemical (08/30/2015) [-]
sorry nope what site do you have it under espn, nfl?
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#236 - damandan (08/31/2015) [-]
wolfpack6592 right?
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#235 - damandan (08/30/2015) [-]
ESPN. Check your spam
#231 - Eastern 08/28/2015 on damandan's profile 0
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#270 - saltyfries (04/18/2016) [-]
coming soon to Orlando dude! badnewsanon you should see this too and joelizardman Mako testing front seat onride HD POV SeaWorld Orlando
#271 to #270 - joelizardman (04/18/2016) [-]
God I haven't been to Sea World in years. Despite living, like, 20 minutes from it. I may need to change that.
#262 - damandan (09/11/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

Can we kinda set up a list on who is who

I'm Crab Legs
#269 to #262 - blazingpelt (09/11/2015) [-]
Missing Fingaz
#268 to #262 - arsonistchapel (09/11/2015) [-]
Caroll of the Bells.
#267 to #262 - chronoeagle (09/11/2015) [-]
Scottsdale Whiteskins. Sadly playing against Gronk this week :'(
#266 to #262 - MillionsKnives (09/11/2015) [-]
Stairway to Evans
#265 to #262 - suddenk (09/11/2015) [-]
Fifty Shades Of Jay Cutler
#264 to #262 - hockeykicksass (09/11/2015) [-]
Beats by Ray
#263 to #262 - sphincterface (09/11/2015) [-]
Wookie of the Year.
#260 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

Draft time
#240 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

draft at 11 est today is that alright or tomorrow?
#261 to #240 - sphincterface (09/09/2015) [-]
11 est...would that be like 10 at my time zone? Because I seriously get off work right at 10.
#247 to #240 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
IT WONT LET ME ******* CHANGE
#259 to #247 - blazingpelt (09/09/2015) [-]
Good thing I was on point and ready
Oh wait, I can't even log in because ESPN's site is terrible.
#258 to #247 - chronoeagle (09/09/2015) [-]
We'll see who set up their auto draft the best soon.
#253 to #247 - suddenk (09/09/2015) [-]
#245 to #240 - MillionsKnives (09/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd prefer tomorrow as well, as I work in the morning.
#254 to #245 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
cant chnage
#256 to #254 - MillionsKnives (09/09/2015) [-]
;_;
#250 to #245 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
maybe i did
#248 to #245 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
it wont let me change
#244 to #240 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
Since everyone cant see this I'll do it tomorrow. the reason why is I managed to get my friend in
#243 to #240 - suddenk (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm ok with whatever
#241 to #240 - hockeykicksass (09/09/2015) [-]
Can you push it to tomorrow, I get up at 5 for work and I don't want to be up that late
#255 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
cant change
#251 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
maybe i did
#249 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
it wont let me change
#242 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
yeah its prob better for everyone
#237 - fuckberries (09/08/2015) [-]
Hey man... sorry about the missing the draft.. I started working overnight and I was asleep for the draft.
#238 to #237 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Email is packers848848@ aim.com
#246 to #238 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
sorry man my friend got it
#257 to #246 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Sall good bud
#239 to #238 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
damandan add him
#222 - damandan (08/27/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk, panicchemical

does anyone have any problems if I move the draft to Mon, tues, or weds at about 9?
#232 to #222 - sphincterface (08/28/2015) [-]
Which monday? Like on the 5th? Because it's Labor Day then and I don't have plans. Saturday Night works this saturday for me any time. Also, there has been a change of plans and I may possibly be able to make it on the original day.
#230 to #222 - arsonistchapel (08/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I work weekdays 6-12pm
#229 to #222 - chronoeagle (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm fine with whatever if it's after 3 pm cdt if it's a workday.
#227 to #222 - hockeykicksass (08/27/2015) [-]
Im cool with whatever date as long as its after like 4:00 PM Eastern
#228 to #227 - blazingpelt (08/27/2015) [-]
Same
#226 to #222 - panicchemical (08/27/2015) [-]
i haven't got an invite and Mon or wed would work best but i can do tue
#233 to #226 - damandan (08/29/2015) [-]
check again
#234 to #233 - panicchemical (08/30/2015) [-]
sorry nope what site do you have it under espn, nfl?
#236 to #234 - damandan (08/31/2015) [-]
wolfpack6592 right?
#235 to #234 - damandan (08/30/2015) [-]
ESPN. Check your spam
#224 to #222 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
9 at what time exactly?
#225 to #224 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
As in time zone.
#231 to #225 - damandan (08/28/2015) [-]
Eastern
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#190 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Read a lot. Hang out with my super cool dog. What about you?
#211 to #190 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I see....it hurts to know that you heart belongs to admin. but if you want to see something really funny, you should see my junk
#212 to #211 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It hurts me too since hell never love me back
#213 to #212 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I know i can be better, funnier, and junkier than him
#214 to #213 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. Watch your mouth or hell strike you down and ban you
#215 to #214 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I fear no ban. I'll still come back for you
#216 to #215 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Dansbeenbanned
#217 to #216 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Dabanneddan
#218 to #217 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha exactly
#219 to #218 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Yousaynobanplz i know I'm stupid
#220 to #219 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
If I got banned it'd just mean I could move on with my life and get off my phone. Lol
#221 to #220 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
...what's that
#191 to #190 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Omg i Love dogs. Can't wait to see my dog this weekend. I hang with friends, watch tv, play games, sports things. What breed do you have
#192 to #191 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Border collie
#193 to #192 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Awww omg he's so cute. What's his/her name
#194 to #193 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. She's laying with a bunch of spawn. Her name is Lucifer
#195 to #194 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
That's awesome haha. How old is she?
#196 to #195 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
2
#197 to #196 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
wow she's still a puppy. mine is 14
#198 to #197 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I got her at 8 weeks
#199 to #198 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Where did you get her from
#200 to #199 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Texas
#201 to #200 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Wait what
#202 to #201 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
She flew over on an airplane. And we drove to Alabama to get zeus
#203 to #202 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh you guys go extreme for adoptions haha
#204 to #203 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha. No were cheap
#205 to #204 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I thought cheap was adopting from like spca
#206 to #205 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Well I wanted a border collie. And I waited for almost a year checking rescues all over Florida and every time one became available there was a waiting list a mile long
#207 to #206 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh wow i had no idea it was crazy like that
#208 to #207 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It depends on what you want. And a lot of timing
#209 to #208 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I guess so haha. So tell me, what do like in a man
#210 to #209 - yousaygoodbye
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He's gotta be funny and he's gotta have junk
#186 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
hey man personal request here. can you firebomb all of your comments, and set your profile to only friends can view it? for some reason when i enter my email into google, it brings me to this profile. i must have commented it, and deleted it some time ago. please help me out. im trying to get an athletic scholarship and i dont want my email traced back to funnyjunk.
#187 to #186 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I just deleted the thread you were apart of. Check it again
#188 to #187 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
it brings me to your profile.
#189 to #188 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well I just changed the privacy settings
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#170 to #169 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean I go to UCF haha so yea I live in Orlando
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#172 to #171 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Thats not good. Where do you live?
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#174 to #173 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Tampa? Deltona? Which city?
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#176 to #175 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well thats not too far from me haha
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#178 to #177 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean an hour drive is worth to see a cute girl and puppies haha
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#180 to #179 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well cute girls are more fun to play with anyways haha
#181 to #180 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Where did the puppies go though
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#183 to #182 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Awkward=cute

cute+ awkward=super cute=you
Math is awesome
#184 to #183 - yousaygoodbye
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#185 to #184 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well to hell with other people then haha. So how was your valentines day
#167 - saltyfries (12/08/2014) [-]
My boys are heading to your town, support them ************
#168 to #167 - damandan (12/08/2014) [-]
***** I live in Orlando. I supported them last year though