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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:florida
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#5737523 - i lik my dog  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5737637 - novabird (08/14/2013) [-]
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i like my bird.
User avatar #5737535 - traveltech (08/14/2013) [-]
Now when you say like...
#5737586 - damandan (08/14/2013) [-]
I lov my dog
User avatar #5737540 - seriouslyblack (08/14/2013) [-]
he said lik though
#12571 - its something  [+] (13 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #12572 - daryldixon (08/14/2013) [-]
Your Wil Myers is a cunt
User avatar #12574 - damandan (08/14/2013) [-]
I havent watched in a while, been too salty of the losing. What did he do?
#12575 - daryldixon (08/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #12576 - damandan (08/14/2013) [-]
Is it like a hitless streak?
User avatar #12577 - daryldixon (08/14/2013) [-]
No I picked him to get a hit to win me 5.6 million dollars but he didn't get a hit
User avatar #12578 - damandan (08/14/2013) [-]
5.4 mil?
User avatar #12579 - daryldixon (08/14/2013) [-]
5.6
User avatar #12580 - damandan (08/14/2013) [-]
Wow im retarded. But like how?
User avatar #12582 - damandan (08/14/2013) [-]
And you were 56/57?
User avatar #12583 - daryldixon (08/14/2013) [-]
nah him and a few others didn't get a hit but he should have gotten a hit because I chose him
User avatar #12584 - damandan (08/14/2013) [-]
Yea and I was suppose to win the lotto
User avatar #12586 - daryldixon (08/14/2013) [-]
I ended up with 47
#12563 - Just made a ESPN Fantasy Football league. PM me your email  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #12714 - blazingpelt (08/19/2013) [-]
Is this still going or
User avatar #12716 - damandan (08/19/2013) [-]
need more people
User avatar #12642 - lolwtfbbqryan (08/16/2013) [-]
id rather not go through the trouble of PMing
recgentner@gmail.com
#20 - Picture 08/13/2013 on Paraplegic kitten +1
#37 - Or you can just go to a ******* Wendys  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Frosties Yuummmmmmmmmm +1
User avatar #48 - aninnymouse (08/14/2013) [-]
My logic is... $5 for at least 20 Frosties worth of icecream.
And Frosties are like $2 a piece.
#36 - The instructions were actuality clear enough that I made a gre… 08/13/2013 on Frosties Yuummmmmmmmmm 0
#12545 - More likely they are to be ignore 08/12/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#12527 - I pay attention to the teams in NCAA nad Player in NFL 08/11/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#5697086 - Picture 08/11/2013 on autism autism autism autism +2
#12509 - Freeman had a great middle season but was horrible in the star… 08/11/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#51 - I sound like a mature Patrick Star 08/11/2013 on I can't be the only one -... 0
#12441 - You don't even know the Jets roster. You probably just hear e…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #12485 - ithyphallophobia (08/10/2013) [-]
oh I just scrolled down....i see what you did.
User avatar #12484 - ithyphallophobia (08/10/2013) [-]
I wouldn't get too excited about Chris Ivory yet if that's what you're thinking
User avatar #12475 - AreyouSerious (08/10/2013) [-]
Mangold needs to leave that sinking ship so he doesn't have to protect Sanchez anymore.
User avatar #12451 - billymaze (08/10/2013) [-]
If theres one thing that pisses me off is the bandwagon NFL jokes, sure the butt fumble was sorta funny when it happened but now it just dumb as fuck. Eveybody says hes the worst QB but ponder, gabbert,and locker are worse than him.BTW im a hawk fan.
User avatar #12468 - skullnigga (08/10/2013) [-]
ponder and locker are good
User avatar #12469 - billymaze (08/10/2013) [-]
Ponder sucks, Locker has a little bit of potential but he is showing hes not good.
User avatar #12472 - skullnigga (08/10/2013) [-]
ponder threw for about 3000 yards with an 81% completion rate, he isnt a great quaterback but he's definately one you can rely on
User avatar #12473 - billymaze (08/10/2013) [-]
He did not have an 81% completion rate it was 62.1%.
User avatar #12480 - skullnigga (08/10/2013) [-]
and mark sanchez threw for less yards then ponder, had a 54.3% completion rate threw 13 tds and 18 picks, ponder is a way better qb then sanchez and so is locker
User avatar #12479 - skullnigga (08/10/2013) [-]
passer rate*
User avatar #12498 - billymaze (08/11/2013) [-]
Im not talking about just this year.
User avatar #12501 - skullnigga (08/11/2013) [-]
he's still better overall
User avatar #12455 - blazingpelt (08/10/2013) [-]
Well when you get to that level of BAD there's really no point in distinguishing.
#12452 - hockeykicksass (08/10/2013) [-]
i agree he isnt the worst QB in the league, but he is the easiest to make fun of when he gives you stuff like this
User avatar #12522 - lolwtfbbqryan (08/11/2013) [-]
Sanchez cracks my shit up
User avatar #12494 - subtard (08/11/2013) [-]
Didn't he get a holding penalty for that too?
User avatar #12495 - hockeykicksass (08/11/2013) [-]
i think he did, which makes it that much more funny
#12435 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#116 - Im more of a pink hair guy 08/09/2013 on Am I supposed to put... +2
#220 - Brazil should be the worst tourists 08/08/2013 on 5 best and worst tourists +1
#21 - Man, Ted got his **** together 08/08/2013 on Flying Sharkosaurus +4
#12359 - Is this ESPN?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #12370 - therambohawk (08/07/2013) [-]
yes
#12308 - Only if the draft is after the pre season  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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User avatar #12359 - damandan (08/07/2013) [-]
Is this ESPN?
User avatar #12370 - therambohawk (08/07/2013) [-]
yes
#12278 - With Adrian Petterson and Wilson I feel like those 2 are enoug…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #12285 - therambohawk (08/06/2013) [-]
Yeah thats what i am planning i think Peterson and mccoy will be good enough so i can get like a montee ball. Cowboys D is just a trading chip right now. I need my backup kicker for phil dawsons bye week.
#12277 - He reminds me so much like Longo in 08 except Wil is player be… 08/05/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#12275 - I ******* love Wil  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #12276 - daryldixon (08/05/2013) [-]
fucking gorgeous swing hits a bomb and he's just like, well shit, gotta run the bases now.
User avatar #12277 - damandan (08/05/2013) [-]
He reminds me so much like Longo in 08 except Wil is player better so far
#12233 - Id would want to get a more stable QB. Cam is always iffy and …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #12273 - therambohawk (08/05/2013) [-]
Yeah my main goal is to get one more solid RB and just tear teams up with them and with the qb i hope that one could last the season being healthy
User avatar #12278 - damandan (08/05/2013) [-]
With Adrian Petterson and Wilson I feel like those 2 are enough for you to take a risk for a rookie RB, you can also drop the backup K and CowboysD and pick up rookie RB/WR
User avatar #12285 - therambohawk (08/06/2013) [-]
Yeah thats what i am planning i think Peterson and mccoy will be good enough so i can get like a montee ball. Cowboys D is just a trading chip right now. I need my backup kicker for phil dawsons bye week.
#10 - DFW 08/02/2013 on Scarred for life 0
#36 - We need a new epidemic or world war  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on Beijing Subway Morning Rush... +3
#43 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
hope it starts where you lives then.
#20 - I dont like Lady Gaga's music but she is a really good person  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Funneh +15
User avatar #51 - dapianoman (08/02/2013) [-]
she can also play the piano well
#26 - lazragoon (08/02/2013) [-]
I know right! I, personally, am not a fan. But she seems so sincere and tries to put meaning behind everything. It's refreshing.
#45 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
Some may find her music shit, but she's still a sincere artist. That I can respect.

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User avatar #167 - saltyfries (12/08/2014) [-]
My boys are heading to your town, support them ************
User avatar #168 to #167 - damandan ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
***** I live in Orlando. I supported them last year though
User avatar #164 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
Did you get rejected by the other girl?
User avatar #165 to #164 - damandan ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
not yet
User avatar #166 to #165 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
What happened before to you? Got rejected by another girl?
User avatar #161 - damandan ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft in 20 min
User avatar #162 to #161 - blucheese (09/04/2014) [-]
Hey, who is manning face?
User avatar #163 to #162 - damandan ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #158 - sealofapproval (09/03/2014) [-]
so then are we ignoring the old league in favor of the new one?
User avatar #159 to #158 - damandan ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Yea
User avatar #149 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

I made a new league and emails have been sent (check your spam). Its scheduled for Wednesday but I can do tonight if everyone joins
User avatar #160 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/03/2014) [-]
Damnit, I get off work at 12ET tonight.
User avatar #156 to #155 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
why what
User avatar #152 to #149 - suddenk (09/01/2014) [-]
im cool with tonight
User avatar #151 to #149 - blazingpelt ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Tonight, nearly everybody's here
User avatar #153 to #151 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Everyone needs to join to draft
User avatar #154 to #153 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
league
User avatar #157 to #154 - sealofapproval (09/02/2014) [-]
ok im glad we started out fresh tbh
doing a weekend night on a holliday weekend at 10pm wasnt the correct approach
this way more people can be there
User avatar #150 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/01/2014) [-]
Do it tonight!
User avatar #147 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft time
User avatar #148 to #147 - blucheese (09/01/2014) [-]
now what?
User avatar #145 - damandan ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja,

Draft is tonight at 10 EST
User avatar #146 to #145 - damandan ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Also anyone knows who the 10 person is in or league, I forgot
User avatar #142 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
I heard youre doing a fantasy football league, anywway i can join?
User avatar #143 to #142 - damandan ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
yep just pm me your email
User avatar #144 to #143 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks mang
User avatar #139 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
You're more active on the hating board these days.
User avatar #140 to #139 - damandan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
World Cup has taken over the sports board
User avatar #141 to #140 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
Fasntnig.
#138 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#137 - dawggz (06/09/2014) [-]
Here you go!
Here you go!
User avatar #136 - PopcornViking (11/08/2013) [-]
yea someone else got the angels
sorry
User avatar #130 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
go onto ondeckcirle
User avatar #131 to #130 - damandan ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
I am
User avatar #133 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/07/2013) [-]
you have to actually go on
youre probably not gonna get in now
User avatar #134 to #133 - damandan ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
I was at a concert
User avatar #132 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
you need to go on chat
User avatar #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
if you want to look through all the teams
go to the quick links on the side and click master roster
User avatar #126 to #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
the rangers guy updates it all the time
its so ******* organized
User avatar #127 to #126 - damandan ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
So I clicked on master roster but I only see one team
User avatar #128 to #127 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
im guessing rays
you can scroll through the teams on the bar at the bottom
User avatar #129 to #128 - damandan ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
Ok yea its really helpful
User avatar #124 - PopcornViking (11/04/2013) [-]
ondeckcircle.proboards.com/

make a chatango
say you want the angels
User avatar #123 - saltyfries (09/08/2013) [-]
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm back bitch!
#119 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
u talkin **** about BK fries >! those are my homeboys! frenchfryy here
User avatar #120 to #119 - damandan ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
You like those tasteless mothers ******* ? we miss you
#121 to #120 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
I know, it looks like Admin is settling down, I may come back Saturday
User avatar #122 to #121 - damandan ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
*squee*
User avatar #91 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
MillionsKnives lolwtfbbqryan suddenk ithyphallophobia philliyoMLB Blazingpelt

There are currently 7 teams. It can stay that way and have 4 team playoff and draft tonight at like 10 1030 or wait for a friend (who really doesnt want to play and draft tomorrow at like 6 EST)
User avatar #107 to #91 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
I got a friend I'll pm you his email
User avatar #108 to #107 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Well thats awkward...I just added someone elses friend
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User avatar #98 to #91 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
**** i have a football game tomorrow, I cant draft.
User avatar #109 to #98 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #100 to #98 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
You play on Thursday nights?
User avatar #101 to #100 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
We are playing away, and this school is weird.
all other games will be on friday.
User avatar #105 to #101 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah we're playing some games on thursday this year too, I have no idea why, even our homecoming game.
User avatar #118 to #105 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
I think i have one more on a thursday
User avatar #96 to #91 - suddenk (09/05/2013) [-]
either works
User avatar #110 to #96 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #94 to #91 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
You're league manager, why don't you do two teams? I've known someone to do that before. That way there's 8
User avatar #111 to #94 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #95 to #94 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Eh Id rather not so I can focus on one main team
User avatar #102 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Or if you wanna keep it strictly FJ I totally understand.
User avatar #97 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah no prob, just a thought. Would you care if I asked personal friends of mine if they wanna do it? Just so we have one more
User avatar #99 to #97 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
If they can join like right now than yea
User avatar #103 to #99 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
He said he's in. Want his email?
User avatar #104 to #103 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
yea
User avatar #93 to #91 - blazingpelt ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Either is fine with me
User avatar #112 to #93 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #92 to #91 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Either works for me, though tomorrow would be a bit better.
User avatar #113 to #92 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #114 to #113 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Eastern zone?
User avatar #115 to #114 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #116 to #115 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Wow, I must have been more tired than I had thought. Ah well, I'm not too displeased with my team, considering it was autodrafted.
User avatar #117 to #116 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
I was wondering where you went
User avatar #89 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Sorry I already gave it away D:
User avatar #90 to #89 - damandan ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Ok thanks anyway
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