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#19105 - Yet still 5 points missed. It is not automatic 01/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +4
#19045 - wut  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #19054 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/20/2014) [-]
Says the guy who raped someone...
#19057 - hockeykicksass (01/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #19050 - subtard (01/20/2014) [-]
Some people don't understand that if you're given a job you're supposed to act like a professional
Those people are the kind that get in trouble for PEDs or possible sexual assault.
User avatar #19047 - spazzin (01/20/2014) [-]
Is this nigga trying to justify that retarded ass interview?
User avatar #19049 - MillionsKnives (01/20/2014) [-]
Well he was pretty chimpy in his post-game interview earlier this year, so I guess birds of a feather and all that.
#19034 - I was eating so I was peaking at the games a few times 01/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#19029 - What a ******** 01/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#19025 - Cant wait to see Manning to wreak them though  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
User avatar #19027 - xbobchris (01/20/2014) [-]
I await that day.
#19021 - I didnt see those, but if it helps, Manning is going to pick t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #19023 - skullnigga (01/20/2014) [-]
it was in the 1st half
User avatar #19034 - damandan (01/20/2014) [-]
I was eating so I was peaking at the games a few times
#19017 - I mean the fumble doesnt matter  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #19018 - skullnigga (01/20/2014) [-]
what about those other bullshit personal fouls
User avatar #19021 - damandan (01/20/2014) [-]
I didnt see those, but if it helps, Manning is going to pick the seahawks apart
User avatar #19023 - skullnigga (01/20/2014) [-]
it was in the 1st half
User avatar #19034 - damandan (01/20/2014) [-]
I was eating so I was peaking at the games a few times
#19014 - Its not seahawks I like. I just dont like kapernick  [+] (6 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #19015 - skullnigga (01/20/2014) [-]
i like the seahawks but i fuckin hate their fans and their refs
User avatar #19017 - damandan (01/20/2014) [-]
I mean the fumble doesnt matter
User avatar #19018 - skullnigga (01/20/2014) [-]
what about those other bullshit personal fouls
User avatar #19021 - damandan (01/20/2014) [-]
I didnt see those, but if it helps, Manning is going to pick the seahawks apart
User avatar #19023 - skullnigga (01/20/2014) [-]
it was in the 1st half
User avatar #19034 - damandan (01/20/2014) [-]
I was eating so I was peaking at the games a few times
#19010 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SUCK IT KAPERNICK  [+] (13 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #19019 - MillionsKnives (01/20/2014) [-]
I agree. Honestly, if it wasn't for him I would have cheered for the 49ers after the early Packers exit.
User avatar #19013 - skullnigga (01/20/2014) [-]
stop liking what i dont like
User avatar #19014 - damandan (01/20/2014) [-]
Its not seahawks I like. I just dont like kapernick
User avatar #19015 - skullnigga (01/20/2014) [-]
i like the seahawks but i fuckin hate their fans and their refs
User avatar #19017 - damandan (01/20/2014) [-]
I mean the fumble doesnt matter
User avatar #19018 - skullnigga (01/20/2014) [-]
what about those other bullshit personal fouls
User avatar #19021 - damandan (01/20/2014) [-]
I didnt see those, but if it helps, Manning is going to pick the seahawks apart
User avatar #19023 - skullnigga (01/20/2014) [-]
it was in the 1st half
User avatar #19034 - damandan (01/20/2014) [-]
I was eating so I was peaking at the games a few times
User avatar #19012 - xbobchris (01/20/2014) [-]
Go fuck yourself. Those were bullshit calls by the refs and you know it.
User avatar #19061 - subtard (01/20/2014) [-]
Well the big one the refs fucked up was the fumble at the 1 yard line that couldn't be reviewed. But that worked out in the end because of the Lynch fumble.
What else was refballed?
#19025 - damandan (01/20/2014) [-]
Cant wait to see Manning to wreak them though
User avatar #19027 - xbobchris (01/20/2014) [-]
I await that day.
#18922 - Be proud salty  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #18942 - saltyfries (01/19/2014) [-]
fuck yeah! Jump around!
#18925 - repostsrepost (01/18/2014) [-]
"It's not stupid if it works"
-Bud Light
#24 - Bond girl  [+] (8 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Another James Bond Cat +59
User avatar #29 - tiredofthis (01/18/2014) [-]
is this the evil one or the good one?
#27 - jonathankitty (01/18/2014) [-]
She's precious!
User avatar #26 - mrgoodlove (01/18/2014) [-]
I'd fuck that cat
#50 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #51 - mrgoodlove (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm more concerned that you wouldn't fuck that cat. You don't like pussy or what?
#36 - birdlaw (01/18/2014) [-]
#40 - speedymcgee (01/18/2014) [-]
#39 - dsgbiohazard (01/18/2014) [-]
#201 - It makes me cringe alright 01/18/2014 on They took our JERBS!!!! +1
#124 - It pisses me off when I see a hot white chick with a black guy 01/17/2014 on Im getting redthumbed to... +1
#18846 - ******* **** 01/15/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#81 - Not really, since its goes where ever the president goes (like… 01/15/2014 on obama's pimpmobile +31
#41 - "God has forsaken me" 01/15/2014 on WHAT A TWIST +32
#44 - "Whats this ****** doing here?" … 01/14/2014 on hot queen -1
#23 - super related  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on icecream +13
#25 - grandlordchicken (01/14/2014) [-]
#26 - >That gaze  [+] (5 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Hey Handsome +40
#32 - olddevil (01/14/2014) [-]
Just the thought made me laugh.
#46 - redbannerman (01/14/2014) [-]
Shit stories? Shit stories.

>last summer
>extremely bad digestive problems (don't know why)
>Diarrhea that could burn a hole through 2 inches of stainless steel.
>this continues for several weeks
>Gets to the point where I'm shitting nothing but acid
>Oh lawdy the pain.
>Sit on the toilet for hours at a time crying over my incinerated butthole
>Start weeping it hurts so damn bad
>Seriously considering suicide by this point
>wiping my ass felt like I was taking a hot iron rod to my asscheeks.
>Oh God, there's blood
>It's blood and acid and it smells like murder
>Praying fervently now
>After the 2 hour shit that should have ended me I ate 20 tums
>Put burn ointment on the decimated remnants of my puckered asshole
and that was the end of that.
User avatar #44 - nopenopejustnope (01/14/2014) [-]
whai-whai-whaitaminute..... He had worms in his insides???
#43 - garaichu (01/14/2014) [-]
Oh fuck, that was good.
#40 - areialview (01/14/2014) [-]
Fuck you, I didn't need to read that again MFW Reading it
#25 - Comment deleted 01/14/2014 on Hey Handsome 0
#17681 - Im so hyped 01/14/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#17680 - Archer Vice=Hypest **** ever 01/14/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#18731 - **** it. Go preds 01/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#18664 - Thinking about getting season tickets for the preds. You think…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #18669 - philliyoMLB (01/12/2014) [-]
I just started watching them recently, but what I've been seeing, they aren't that good.
#18731 - damandan (01/13/2014) [-]
Fuck it. Go preds
#18342 - No not that, is that he ****** one easy throw (th… 01/09/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0

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User avatar #136 - PopcornViking (11/08/2013) [-]
yea someone else got the angels
sorry
User avatar #130 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
go onto ondeckcirle
User avatar #131 to #130 - damandan (11/06/2013) [-]
I am
User avatar #133 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/07/2013) [-]
you have to actually go on
youre probably not gonna get in now
User avatar #134 to #133 - damandan (11/07/2013) [-]
I was at a concert
User avatar #132 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
you need to go on chat
User avatar #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
if you want to look through all the teams
go to the quick links on the side and click master roster
User avatar #126 to #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
the rangers guy updates it all the time
its so ******* organized
User avatar #127 to #126 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
So I ******* on master roster but I only see one team
User avatar #128 to #127 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
im guessing rays
you can scroll through the teams on the bar at the bottom
User avatar #129 to #128 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
Ok yea its really helpful
User avatar #124 - PopcornViking (11/04/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

make a chatango
say you want the angels
User avatar #123 - saltyfries (09/08/2013) [-]
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm back bitch!
#119 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
u talkin **** about BK fries >! those are my homeboys! frenchfryy here
User avatar #120 to #119 - damandan (09/06/2013) [-]
You like those tasteless mothers ******* ? we miss you
#121 to #120 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
I know, it looks like Admin is settling down, I may come back Saturday
User avatar #122 to #121 - damandan (09/06/2013) [-]
*squee*
User avatar #91 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
MillionsKnives lolwtfbbqryan suddenk ithyphallophobia philliyoMLB Blazingpelt

There are currently 7 teams. It can stay that way and have 4 team playoff and draft tonight at like 10 1030 or wait for a friend (who really doesnt want to play and draft tomorrow at like 6 EST)
User avatar #107 to #91 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
I got a friend I'll pm you his email
User avatar #108 to #107 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
Well thats awkward...I just added someone elses friend
#106 to #91 - philliyoMLB has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #98 to #91 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
**** i have a football game tomorrow, I cant draft.
User avatar #109 to #98 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #100 to #98 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
You play on Thursday nights?
User avatar #101 to #100 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
We are playing away, and this school is weird.
all other games will be on friday.
User avatar #105 to #101 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah we're playing some games on thursday this year too, I have no idea why, even our homecoming game.
User avatar #118 to #105 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
I think i have one more on a thursday
User avatar #96 to #91 - suddenk (09/05/2013) [-]
either works
User avatar #110 to #96 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #94 to #91 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
You're league manager, why don't you do two teams? I've known someone to do that before. That way there's 8
User avatar #111 to #94 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #95 to #94 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
Eh Id rather not so I can focus on one main team
User avatar #102 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Or if you wanna keep it strictly FJ I totally understand.
User avatar #97 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah no prob, just a thought. Would you care if I asked personal friends of mine if they wanna do it? Just so we have one more
User avatar #99 to #97 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
If they can join like right now than yea
User avatar #103 to #99 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
He said he's in. Want his email?
User avatar #104 to #103 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
yea
User avatar #93 to #91 - blazingpelt (09/05/2013) [-]
Either is fine with me
User avatar #112 to #93 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #92 to #91 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Either works for me, though tomorrow would be a bit better.
User avatar #113 to #92 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #114 to #113 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Eastern zone?
User avatar #115 to #114 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #116 to #115 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Wow, I must have been more tired than I had thought. Ah well, I'm not too displeased with my team, considering it was autodrafted.
User avatar #117 to #116 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
I was wondering where you went
User avatar #89 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Sorry I already gave it away D:
User avatar #90 to #89 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Ok thanks anyway
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User avatar #78 to #77 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #79 to #78 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
So the code worked?
User avatar #80 to #79 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Um well it was for MoH and while I do appreciate your kindness, I dont really need it so you can give it to someone else who wants it

Thank you again
User avatar #81 to #80 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
I have crisis 2
Burnout
Deadspace 1?
User avatar #82 to #81 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Deadspace would sound fun
Thanks
User avatar #83 to #82 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
7F2S-C6ZV-55ZE-ADGR-YJDN

Can I have some fj points?
User avatar #84 to #83 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Usually Id like to keep my earned FJ points but since you gave me a game (which worked) Ill give it to you
User avatar #88 to #84 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Hold up, I'll comment on the items board and next to my name there will be a little (T) just click that, click add next to your points, how many you wanna give then click send.
User avatar #86 to #84 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #87 to #86 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Idk how to give it
User avatar #85 to #84 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Cool.
#75 - alexclement (08/01/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points, since you don't play items game?
User avatar #76 to #75 - damandan (08/01/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #74 - stigus ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
do you still have that victini or did you start a new game already?
User avatar #67 - vanoreo (04/11/2013) [-]
can I help you?
User avatar #68 to #67 - damandan (04/11/2013) [-]
Um..I guess I want to apply for voice actor
User avatar #69 to #68 - vanoreo (04/11/2013) [-]
Did you see the link on the post?

Just follow it and apply there :)
User avatar #70 to #69 - damandan (04/11/2013) [-]
I ******* but I have to be a friend, and I realized I have to be friend of the other guy
User avatar #56 to #55 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
Lol everyone knows they are in the PAC-12
User avatar #57 to #56 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
That's why Alabama lost the Big-East Red River Rivalry, right?
User avatar #58 to #57 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
Yea, against Hawaii
#59 to #58 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
Only cause Hawaii has that really good quarterback; matt Barkley
Only cause Hawaii has that really good quarterback; matt Barkley
User avatar #60 to #59 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
And their awesome linebacker, Reggie Bush
User avatar #61 to #60 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
I bet the South Carolina Longhorns could beat Hawaii
User avatar #62 to #61 - HAwAII (11/16/2012) [-]
Dude... We're sucking so much ass. We're 1-8.
User avatar #63 to #62 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
I remember Hawaii being good a few years ago! What happened!?
User avatar #64 to #63 - HAwAII (11/16/2012) [-]
That was then lol. Then all the Hawaiian players thought we were good. Switched head coaches twice in the past 4 years. And then we went downhill.
User avatar #65 to #64 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
Ah dang... They're in the sun belt right?
So they play FIU... and... ULL? teams like that?
User avatar #66 to #65 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
I think the University of Maine
#36 - cpthitsugaya (10/21/2012) [-]
Jordan Reid. Nuff Said!
User avatar #37 to #36 - damandan (10/21/2012) [-]
It was a sick game. I was there.
User avatar #38 to #37 - cpthitsugaya (10/22/2012) [-]
I wish I could have gone! I was stuck at work most of the game!
User avatar #39 to #38 - damandan (10/22/2012) [-]
You live in Gainsville?
#40 to #39 - cpthitsugaya (10/22/2012) [-]
No, I live in Jax. I was born in Gainesville, and lived there for six years of my life. Born with the Orange and Blue blood!
User avatar #41 to #40 - damandan (10/22/2012) [-]
You going to the game in Jax?
User avatar #42 to #41 - cpthitsugaya (10/22/2012) [-]
I wish I could, but my parents said I'm going somewhere this weekend, but it's a surprise, is more exciting than an awesome airforce base, and requires spending money
User avatar #43 to #42 - damandan (10/23/2012) [-]
Like where?
User avatar #44 to #43 - cpthitsugaya (10/23/2012) [-]
I have no idea, but I get to miss class Friday!
User avatar #46 to #45 - cpthitsugaya (10/23/2012) [-]
hopefully, I'll catch some of that Fl-Ga game! I think we can win, so long as the defense holds strong like they have all year
User avatar #47 to #46 - damandan (10/23/2012) [-]
If our offence plays like it did in the second half then we willl win
User avatar #48 to #47 - cpthitsugaya (10/23/2012) [-]
I have faith in the Gators! They've proven over and over they are capable of scoring, and turning the ball over. And what I'm most proud of, is that second half performance. We could be looking at a huge BCS bowl game!
User avatar #49 to #48 - damandan (10/24/2012) [-]
If they do, Im looking at the championship
User avatar #50 to #49 - cpthitsugaya (10/24/2012) [-]
Which one? Cause if they beat Georgia, it's Alabama in the SEC champs regardless, and I'm not too sure on that one
User avatar #51 to #50 - damandan (10/24/2012) [-]
Im talking about BCS. Bama hasnt played a good team all year and wouldnt be prepared for UF if out offence stays consistent
User avatar #52 to #51 - cpthitsugaya (10/24/2012) [-]
That's a good point, but say we do make BCS, and face someone like Kansas St. or Oregon. Do you think our defense could stop those overpowered offenses?
User avatar #54 to #53 - cpthitsugaya (10/24/2012) [-]
Then let's hope!
User avatar #34 - swordguyoxd (10/13/2012) [-]
The points are strictly an items thing used to create new items. The amount of thumbs you have wont change in any way so since you dont actually need them cant i have them please?
User avatar #35 to #34 - damandan (10/13/2012) [-]
I do like fj points (for some reason unknown)
User avatar #31 - swordguyoxd (10/13/2012) [-]
is there any item that you do like or do you wanna get rid of yours?
User avatar #32 to #31 - damandan (10/13/2012) [-]
Can i give it to you for free?
User avatar #33 to #32 - swordguyoxd (10/13/2012) [-]
sure ill send the request
User avatar #30 - damandan (07/30/2012) [-]
**damandan prepared anus**
#11 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
I WILL DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOUR ANUS.
#12 to #11 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
NOT IF I DO IT TO MYSELF FIRST
#14 to #13 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
well this is awkward
#16 to #15 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
youre ******* with me right?
User avatar #18 to #17 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
Well....you're a whole lot better than I am at it
#19 to #18 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
Thanks.
I make a lot of templates.
User avatar #20 to #19 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
well damn. Do you have a site where you have them? I would like to get some practice at it. I started it 3 days ago
User avatar #21 to #20 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
Nah, I'm not that fancy, just a folder :3
User avatar #22 to #21 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
you should make a deviantart for those
User avatar #23 to #22 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
I might.
User avatar #24 to #23 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
please let me know if you do
#26 to #25 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
Thank you.
This pleases me, have a filly
#27 to #26 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
NOU
It would be a foal or a colt btw, assuming yours is male.
#28 to #27 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
..... ****


im not a clever man
User avatar #29 to #28 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
:3
User avatar #2 - phanact (07/11/2012) [-]
I need a picture of your mascot for the prom, as well as your hand
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