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damandan

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Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
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#48795 - even longer 08/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48793 - Long fight for Rousey, 15 seconds  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #48794 - awesomerninjathing (08/02/2015) [-]
34 seconds
User avatar #48795 - damandan (08/02/2015) [-]
even longer
#48749 - It would've been 2 games if he said he did it 07/29/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48748 - MLB player of the week: Curt Casali 07/29/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48673 - this is probably one of the best things ive seen f…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48674 - saltyfries (07/21/2015) [-]
Lesnar- I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Undertaker- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO!

jesus christ...
#48671 - Apparently youve never played 2k baseball  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #48675 - saltyfries (07/21/2015) [-]
I have MLB 2k7, it's average, the framerate is choppy and it's not technically sound, but it's a lot more fair than the Show, messing with options has actual visual effects, it's just the attributes are way off, and season mode treats every player like shit, but it's still way more playable than the Show.
#48631 - HIt a home run, umps called it a foul ball. I look at the repl…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #48632 - saltyfries (07/18/2015) [-]
my brother would throw pitches way out of the zone or in the dirt and opposing hitters would homer them.

any flyball that is hit by opposing hitters, I won't catch, any flyball I hit, gets caught guaranteed even though I couldn't catch the same thing or irl it wouldn't be catchable

IRL hits to the outfield generally lead to doubles at the most, this applies to any other game except the show, hits to the outfield by opposing hitters, instantly lead to triples or Inside the Parkers.

It's so fucking ridiculous I can't stand it, how does a game like that call itself realistic when more unrealistic shit happens than any other game before it? How can a game call itself realistic when more stupid shit keeps happening in a game than in real life? how can a game call itself realistic when you aim for homeruns and end up somehow hitting a grounder on a pitch up in the strikezone with a power swing!?

Fuck the show, it's a shitty game disguised with good graphics.
#82 - I feel like the terminator 2 theme song wouldve been great 07/16/2015 on I can feel it comin 0
#403313 - People who brag on the internet arent usually successful 07/14/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#48586 - *we 07/14/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48585 - because they have ****** lives and no money  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #48586 - damandan (07/14/2015) [-]
*we
#48582 - yeah most likely 07/14/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48580 - closer to the season  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48581 - panicchemical (07/14/2015) [-]
**panicchemical used "*roll picture*"**
**panicchemical rolled image** So sometime in August I'm guessing then
User avatar #48582 - damandan (07/14/2015) [-]
yeah most likely
#2142 - **damandan used "*roll 8, pokemon*"** **damandan rolls Hopp… 07/12/2015 on Your new sex toy 0
#48568 - UFC main event about to start  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #48592 - narddogg (07/15/2015) [-]
Lawler fight was 2gud + sad that Mendes didn't win
#399588 - Youre suppose to stalk him on fb first 06/30/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#399380 - a fabulous one seriously though, what are they going … 06/29/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#48244 - ****** dropping?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48247 - tils (06/28/2015) [-]
yeah, they trying tu mik thi nigger cummit suicide
#41 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2015 on me irl +50
#49 - rocketmanftw (06/28/2015) [-]
he's basically wearing pants at this point. his jorts go nearly to his ankles, where do you draw the line Kevin Smith?
User avatar #44 - phsycokidx (06/28/2015) [-]
His kid grew up a lot. FUCK.
User avatar #60 - theugandanhero (06/28/2015) [-]
7 years man

7 years
User avatar #47 - trogdorrules (06/28/2015) [-]
Yep, that's what happens.
#40 - He's married with a net worth of 25 million dollars and then l… 06/28/2015 on me irl 0
#20 - by not giving a ****  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on me irl +17
User avatar #38 - ljxjlos (06/28/2015) [-]
Which is basically trying-to-make-it-sound-less-sad-then-it-actually-is-speak for "having given up"
#45 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
Get stomped bitch lol
User avatar #40 - damandan (06/28/2015) [-]
He's married with a net worth of 25 million dollars and then losing 85 lbs after that pic doesnt sound like living up to me

www.inquisitr.com/2207614/kevin-smith-weight-loss-clerks-director-drops-85-pounds-shows-off-dramatic-change/
#42 - *Carol 06/27/2015 on Cheryl Cosplay +4
#48192 - I got the bundle with last of us, NHL 15, and COD AW (which Im… 06/26/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48181 - mlb the show and im about to get ps4 tonight  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #48182 - saltyfries (06/26/2015) [-]
get one used if you can
User avatar #48192 - damandan (06/26/2015) [-]
I got the bundle with last of us, NHL 15, and COD AW (which Im going to sell) for 429
#48177 - I just bought one like 2 hours ago  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #48178 - saltyfries (06/26/2015) [-]
bought what?
User avatar #48181 - damandan (06/26/2015) [-]
mlb the show and im about to get ps4 tonight
User avatar #48182 - saltyfries (06/26/2015) [-]
get one used if you can
User avatar #48192 - damandan (06/26/2015) [-]
I got the bundle with last of us, NHL 15, and COD AW (which Im going to sell) for 429

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User avatar #222 - damandan (08/27/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk, panicchemical

does anyone have any problems if I move the draft to Mon, tues, or weds at about 9?
User avatar #232 to #222 - sphincterface ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
Which monday? Like on the 5th? Because it's Labor Day then and I don't have plans. Saturday Night works this saturday for me any time. Also, there has been a change of plans and I may possibly be able to make it on the original day.
User avatar #230 to #222 - arsonistchapel (08/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I work weekdays 6-12pm
#229 to #222 - chronoeagle ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm fine with whatever if it's after 3 pm cdt if it's a workday.
User avatar #227 to #222 - hockeykicksass (08/27/2015) [-]
Im cool with whatever date as long as its after like 4:00 PM Eastern
User avatar #226 to #222 - panicchemical (08/27/2015) [-]
i haven't got an invite and Mon or wed would work best but i can do tue
User avatar #233 to #226 - damandan (08/29/2015) [-]
check again
User avatar #234 to #233 - panicchemical (08/30/2015) [-]
sorry nope what site do you have it under espn, nfl?
User avatar #236 to #234 - damandan (08/31/2015) [-]
wolfpack6592 right?
User avatar #235 to #234 - damandan (08/30/2015) [-]
ESPN. Check your spam
User avatar #224 to #222 - sphincterface ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
9 at what time exactly?
User avatar #225 to #224 - sphincterface ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
As in time zone.
User avatar #231 to #225 - damandan (08/28/2015) [-]
Eastern
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User avatar #190 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Read a lot. Hang out with my super cool dog. What about you?
User avatar #211 to #190 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I see....it hurts to know that you heart belongs to admin. but if you want to see something really funny, you should see my junk
User avatar #212 to #211 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It hurts me too since hell never love me back
User avatar #213 to #212 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I know i can be better, funnier, and junkier than him
User avatar #214 to #213 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. Watch your mouth or hell strike you down and ban you
User avatar #215 to #214 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I fear no ban. I'll still come back for you
User avatar #216 to #215 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Dansbeenbanned
User avatar #217 to #216 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Dabanneddan
User avatar #218 to #217 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha exactly
User avatar #219 to #218 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Yousaynobanplz i know I'm stupid
User avatar #220 to #219 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
If I got banned it'd just mean I could move on with my life and get off my phone. Lol
User avatar #221 to #220 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
...what's that
User avatar #191 to #190 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Omg i Love dogs. Can't wait to see my dog this weekend. I hang with friends, watch tv, play games, sports things. What breed do you have
User avatar #193 to #192 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Awww omg he's so cute. What's his/her name
User avatar #194 to #193 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. She's laying with a bunch of spawn. Her name is Lucifer
User avatar #195 to #194 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
That's awesome haha. How old is she?
User avatar #197 to #196 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
wow she's still a puppy. mine is 14
User avatar #198 to #197 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I got her at 8 weeks
User avatar #199 to #198 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Where did you get her from
User avatar #201 to #200 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Wait what
#202 to #201 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
She flew over on an airplane. And we drove to Alabama to get zeus
User avatar #203 to #202 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh you guys go extreme for adoptions haha
User avatar #204 to #203 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha. No were cheap
User avatar #205 to #204 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I thought cheap was adopting from like spca
User avatar #206 to #205 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Well I wanted a border collie. And I waited for almost a year checking rescues all over Florida and every time one became available there was a waiting list a mile long
User avatar #207 to #206 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh wow i had no idea it was crazy like that
User avatar #208 to #207 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It depends on what you want. And a lot of timing
User avatar #209 to #208 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I guess so haha. So tell me, what do like in a man
User avatar #210 to #209 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
He's gotta be funny and he's gotta have junk
User avatar #186 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
hey man personal request here. can you firebomb all of your comments, and set your profile to only friends can view it? for some reason when i enter my email into google, it brings me to this profile. i must have commented it, and deleted it some time ago. please help me out. im trying to get an athletic scholarship and i dont want my email traced back to funnyjunk.
User avatar #187 to #186 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I just deleted the thread you were apart of. Check it again
User avatar #188 to #187 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
it brings me to your profile.
User avatar #189 to #188 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well I just changed the privacy settings
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User avatar #170 to #169 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean I go to UCF haha so yea I live in Orlando
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User avatar #172 to #171 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Thats not good. Where do you live?
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User avatar #174 to #173 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Tampa? Deltona? Which city?
#175 to #174 - yousaygoodbye has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #176 to #175 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well thats not too far from me haha
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User avatar #178 to #177 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean an hour drive is worth to see a cute girl and puppies haha
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User avatar #180 to #179 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well cute girls are more fun to play with anyways haha
User avatar #181 to #180 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Where did the puppies go though
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User avatar #183 to #182 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Awkward=cute

cute+ awkward=super cute=you
Math is awesome
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User avatar #185 to #184 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well to hell with other people then haha. So how was your valentines day
User avatar #167 - saltyfries (12/08/2014) [-]
My boys are heading to your town, support them ************
User avatar #168 to #167 - damandan (12/08/2014) [-]
***** I live in Orlando. I supported them last year though
User avatar #164 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
Did you get rejected by the other girl?
User avatar #165 to #164 - damandan (11/19/2014) [-]
not yet
User avatar #166 to #165 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
What happened before to you? Got rejected by another girl?
User avatar #161 - damandan (09/04/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft in 20 min
User avatar #162 to #161 - blucheese (09/04/2014) [-]
Hey, who is manning face?
User avatar #163 to #162 - damandan (09/04/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #158 - sealofapproval (09/03/2014) [-]
so then are we ignoring the old league in favor of the new one?
User avatar #159 to #158 - damandan (09/03/2014) [-]
Yea
User avatar #149 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

I made a new league and emails have been sent (check your spam). Its scheduled for Wednesday but I can do tonight if everyone joins
User avatar #160 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/03/2014) [-]
Damnit, I get off work at 12ET tonight.
User avatar #156 to #155 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
why what
User avatar #152 to #149 - suddenk (09/01/2014) [-]
im cool with tonight
User avatar #151 to #149 - blazingpelt (09/01/2014) [-]
Tonight, nearly everybody's here
User avatar #153 to #151 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
Everyone needs to join to draft
User avatar #154 to #153 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
league
User avatar #157 to #154 - sealofapproval (09/02/2014) [-]
ok im glad we started out fresh tbh
doing a weekend night on a holliday weekend at 10pm wasnt the correct approach
this way more people can be there
User avatar #150 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/01/2014) [-]
Do it tonight!
User avatar #147 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft time
User avatar #148 to #147 - blucheese (09/01/2014) [-]
now what?
User avatar #145 - damandan (08/31/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja,

Draft is tonight at 10 EST
User avatar #146 to #145 - damandan (08/31/2014) [-]
Also anyone knows who the 10 person is in or league, I forgot
User avatar #142 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
I heard youre doing a fantasy football league, anywway i can join?
User avatar #143 to #142 - damandan (08/26/2014) [-]
yep just pm me your email
User avatar #144 to #143 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks mang
User avatar #139 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
You're more active on the hating board these days.
User avatar #140 to #139 - damandan (07/06/2014) [-]
World Cup has taken over the sports board
User avatar #141 to #140 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
Fasntnig.
#137 - dawggz (06/09/2014) [-]
Here you go!
Here you go!
User avatar #136 - PopcornViking ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
yea someone else got the angels
sorry
User avatar #130 - PopcornViking ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
go onto ondeckcirle
User avatar #131 to #130 - damandan (11/06/2013) [-]
I am
User avatar #133 to #131 - PopcornViking ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
you have to actually go on
youre probably not gonna get in now
User avatar #134 to #133 - damandan (11/07/2013) [-]
I was at a concert
User avatar #132 to #131 - PopcornViking ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
you need to go on chat
User avatar #125 - PopcornViking ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
if you want to look through all the teams
go to the quick links on the side and click master roster
User avatar #126 to #125 - PopcornViking ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
the rangers guy updates it all the time
its so ******* organized
User avatar #127 to #126 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
So I clicked on master roster but I only see one team
User avatar #128 to #127 - PopcornViking ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
im guessing rays
you can scroll through the teams on the bar at the bottom
User avatar #129 to #128 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
Ok yea its really helpful
User avatar #124 - PopcornViking ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
ondeckcircle.proboards.com/

make a chatango
say you want the angels
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