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Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
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#240 - Yo **** millipedes and centipedes. <Every… 09/14/2013 on Spiders 0
#117759 - ..... ****** 09/13/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#117758 - I hate my lack of social life. My friend and I were going to a…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #117770 - bladeboy (09/14/2013) [-]
Who gives a fuck? if you really wanted to have a social life so bad you wouldn't care about being the third wheel.
User avatar #117771 - rokkarokkaali (09/14/2013) [-]
hardcore
#117778 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #117779 - rokkarokkaali (09/14/2013) [-]
to whom it may concern, just because your family don't love you and you have no friends please shut the fuck up. Nobody on this board likes you anymore and nobody would care if you gladly strapped a rope around your neck and jumped. If you did, I would be pleased to say that the world is a better place. Nobody cares about your shitty little comments, nobody wants to care. You're just being a cunt, and frankly it's not funny. You may think just because your life is shit and worthless that other's aren't. Sea of Dragonairs is 10x the person you could ever be and frankly I'll be glad to see you in your place in hell.
User avatar #117855 - crypticbystander (09/14/2013) [-]
woooooooooooooooooooooooow roooooooooooooooooooooooooood
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User avatar #117781 - rokkarokkaali (09/14/2013) [-]
Я НЕНАВИЖУ ТЕБЯ СИНИЙ BASTARDS, МОЖЕТ ВЫ гнить в ВАШ империалистической АД
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User avatar #117772 - bladeboy (09/14/2013) [-]
How?
#13529 - its great and terrible at the same time 09/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#13527 - Yea thats what Im expecting  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #13528 - saltyfries (09/13/2013) [-]
speaking of botches I gotta watch me some BOTCHAMANIA! shit's hilarious
User avatar #13529 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
its great and terrible at the same time
#13522 - What are they going to do. Kick me out? I dont care 09/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#13520 - Im prepared to be depressed but ready to yell "Bring back…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #13521 - huemynue (09/13/2013) [-]
I wouldn't do that if I were in your position
User avatar #13522 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
What are they going to do. Kick me out? I dont care
#13518 - On a kinda related note, I'm going to RAW on Oct 29 after not …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #13525 - saltyfries (09/13/2013) [-]
get ready for the not only the most boring show ever but some of the worst wrestlers ever, these new guys aren't even trying to be creative, good on mics, or work with each other so as to NOT botch!
User avatar #13527 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
Yea thats what Im expecting
User avatar #13528 - saltyfries (09/13/2013) [-]
speaking of botches I gotta watch me some BOTCHAMANIA! shit's hilarious
User avatar #13529 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
its great and terrible at the same time
User avatar #13519 - huemynue (09/13/2013) [-]
Hope you have fun, Get ready for the corporation
User avatar #13520 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
Im prepared to be depressed but ready to yell "Bring back Benoit"
User avatar #13521 - huemynue (09/13/2013) [-]
I wouldn't do that if I were in your position
User avatar #13522 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
What are they going to do. Kick me out? I dont care
#117574 - lol wait until college 09/13/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#13513 - Well think of red i guess 09/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#13511 - Picture 09/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#13509 - I think the real winner was the Pats D 09/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#13508 - NO  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#13510 - repostsrepost (09/13/2013) [-]
Okay... we'll try to kill him for you in Gainesville in November alright?
#13511 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
#13506 - and AL (Farrell)  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #13512 - daryldixon (09/13/2013) [-]
Everytime I heard Farrell i kept thinking blue jays
User avatar #13513 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
Well think of red i guess
#13505 - I agree with everything except AL rookie (Chris Archer) NL Man…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #13506 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
and AL (Farrell)
User avatar #13512 - daryldixon (09/13/2013) [-]
Everytime I heard Farrell i kept thinking blue jays
User avatar #13513 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
Well think of red i guess
#13502 - I cant wait until Driskal leavs  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#13504 - repostsrepost (09/13/2013) [-]
I dunno I wish he could stay there forever.
#13508 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
NO
#13510 - repostsrepost (09/13/2013) [-]
Okay... we'll try to kill him for you in Gainesville in November alright?
#13511 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
#13500 - both teams were terrible and miami shouldnt be 15  [+] (6 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#13501 - repostsrepost (09/13/2013) [-]
Oh yes both teams were atrocious. 5 turnovers on one side and Miami gaining a whopping total of 7 yards in the second quarter. I'm really only worried about Clemson at this point. But yeah I wouldn't put Miami at 15 but it makes the ACC look better so I'm not complaining.
User avatar #13502 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
I cant wait until Driskal leavs
#13504 - repostsrepost (09/13/2013) [-]
I dunno I wish he could stay there forever.
#13508 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
NO
#13510 - repostsrepost (09/13/2013) [-]
Okay... we'll try to kill him for you in Gainesville in November alright?
#13511 - damandan (09/13/2013) [-]
#37 - No its a dog 09/13/2013 on Achilles +1
#14101 - Scrubs 09/12/2013 on Brony board 0
#14098 - **damandan rolled a random image posted in comment #632581 … 09/12/2013 on Brony board 0
#13491 - I finished my first basketball as a ref and it was harder than… 09/12/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#6733 - *shrugs* 09/11/2013 on Brony board +1
#6725 - I get that but y  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2013 on Brony board 0
User avatar #6729 - luxray (09/11/2013) [-]
Because he's holocausting us.
#6724 - I get that but y  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2013 on Brony board +1
User avatar #6730 - mastusone (09/11/2013) [-]
You say that like admin is acting based on reasoning and sensibility
User avatar #6733 - damandan (09/11/2013) [-]
*shrugs*
#6708 - So what happened to brony board  [+] (7 new replies) 09/11/2013 on Brony board 0
User avatar #6719 - luxray (09/11/2013) [-]
Badmin.
User avatar #6725 - damandan (09/11/2013) [-]
I get that but y
User avatar #6729 - luxray (09/11/2013) [-]
Because he's holocausting us.
User avatar #6716 - mastusone (09/11/2013) [-]
Admin and the hormones happened
User avatar #6724 - damandan (09/11/2013) [-]
I get that but y
User avatar #6730 - mastusone (09/11/2013) [-]
You say that like admin is acting based on reasoning and sensibility
User avatar #6733 - damandan (09/11/2013) [-]
*shrugs*

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User avatar #136 - PopcornViking (11/08/2013) [-]
yea someone else got the angels
sorry
User avatar #130 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
go onto ondeckcirle
User avatar #131 to #130 - damandan (11/06/2013) [-]
I am
User avatar #133 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/07/2013) [-]
you have to actually go on
youre probably not gonna get in now
User avatar #134 to #133 - damandan (11/07/2013) [-]
I was at a concert
User avatar #132 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
you need to go on chat
User avatar #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
if you want to look through all the teams
go to the quick links on the side and click master roster
User avatar #126 to #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
the rangers guy updates it all the time
its so ******* organized
User avatar #127 to #126 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
So I ******* on master roster but I only see one team
User avatar #128 to #127 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
im guessing rays
you can scroll through the teams on the bar at the bottom
User avatar #129 to #128 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
Ok yea its really helpful
User avatar #124 - PopcornViking (11/04/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

make a chatango
say you want the angels
User avatar #123 - saltyfries (09/08/2013) [-]
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm back bitch!
#119 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
u talkin **** about BK fries >! those are my homeboys! frenchfryy here
User avatar #120 to #119 - damandan (09/06/2013) [-]
You like those tasteless mothers ******* ? we miss you
#121 to #120 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
I know, it looks like Admin is settling down, I may come back Saturday
User avatar #122 to #121 - damandan (09/06/2013) [-]
*squee*
User avatar #91 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
MillionsKnives lolwtfbbqryan suddenk ithyphallophobia philliyoMLB Blazingpelt

There are currently 7 teams. It can stay that way and have 4 team playoff and draft tonight at like 10 1030 or wait for a friend (who really doesnt want to play and draft tomorrow at like 6 EST)
User avatar #107 to #91 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
I got a friend I'll pm you his email
User avatar #108 to #107 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
Well thats awkward...I just added someone elses friend
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User avatar #98 to #91 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
**** i have a football game tomorrow, I cant draft.
User avatar #109 to #98 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #100 to #98 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
You play on Thursday nights?
User avatar #101 to #100 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
We are playing away, and this school is weird.
all other games will be on friday.
User avatar #105 to #101 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah we're playing some games on thursday this year too, I have no idea why, even our homecoming game.
User avatar #118 to #105 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
I think i have one more on a thursday
User avatar #96 to #91 - suddenk (09/05/2013) [-]
either works
User avatar #110 to #96 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #94 to #91 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
You're league manager, why don't you do two teams? I've known someone to do that before. That way there's 8
User avatar #111 to #94 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #95 to #94 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
Eh Id rather not so I can focus on one main team
User avatar #102 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Or if you wanna keep it strictly FJ I totally understand.
User avatar #97 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah no prob, just a thought. Would you care if I asked personal friends of mine if they wanna do it? Just so we have one more
User avatar #99 to #97 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
If they can join like right now than yea
User avatar #103 to #99 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
He said he's in. Want his email?
User avatar #104 to #103 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
yea
User avatar #93 to #91 - blazingpelt (09/05/2013) [-]
Either is fine with me
User avatar #112 to #93 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #92 to #91 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Either works for me, though tomorrow would be a bit better.
User avatar #113 to #92 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #114 to #113 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Eastern zone?
User avatar #115 to #114 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #116 to #115 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Wow, I must have been more tired than I had thought. Ah well, I'm not too displeased with my team, considering it was autodrafted.
User avatar #117 to #116 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
I was wondering where you went
User avatar #89 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Sorry I already gave it away D:
User avatar #90 to #89 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Ok thanks anyway
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User avatar #78 to #77 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #79 to #78 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
So the code worked?
User avatar #80 to #79 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Um well it was for MoH and while I do appreciate your kindness, I dont really need it so you can give it to someone else who wants it

Thank you again
User avatar #81 to #80 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
I have crisis 2
Burnout
Deadspace 1?
User avatar #82 to #81 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Deadspace would sound fun
Thanks
User avatar #83 to #82 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
7F2S-C6ZV-55ZE-ADGR-YJDN

Can I have some fj points?
User avatar #84 to #83 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Usually Id like to keep my earned FJ points but since you gave me a game (which worked) Ill give it to you
User avatar #88 to #84 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Hold up, I'll comment on the items board and next to my name there will be a little (T) just click that, click add next to your points, how many you wanna give then click send.
User avatar #86 to #84 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #87 to #86 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Idk how to give it
User avatar #85 to #84 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Cool.
#75 - alexclement (08/01/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points, since you don't play items game?
User avatar #76 to #75 - damandan (08/01/2013) [-]
Yes
User avatar #74 - stigus ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
do you still have that victini or did you start a new game already?
User avatar #67 - vanoreo (04/11/2013) [-]
can I help you?
User avatar #68 to #67 - damandan (04/11/2013) [-]
Um..I guess I want to apply for voice actor
User avatar #69 to #68 - vanoreo (04/11/2013) [-]
Did you see the link on the post?

Just follow it and apply there :)
User avatar #70 to #69 - damandan (04/11/2013) [-]
I ******* but I have to be a friend, and I realized I have to be friend of the other guy
User avatar #56 to #55 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
Lol everyone knows they are in the PAC-12
User avatar #57 to #56 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
That's why Alabama lost the Big-East Red River Rivalry, right?
User avatar #58 to #57 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
Yea, against Hawaii
#59 to #58 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
Only cause Hawaii has that really good quarterback; matt Barkley
Only cause Hawaii has that really good quarterback; matt Barkley
User avatar #60 to #59 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
And their awesome linebacker, Reggie Bush
User avatar #61 to #60 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
I bet the South Carolina Longhorns could beat Hawaii
User avatar #62 to #61 - HAwAII (11/16/2012) [-]
Dude... We're sucking so much ass. We're 1-8.
User avatar #63 to #62 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
I remember Hawaii being good a few years ago! What happened!?
User avatar #64 to #63 - HAwAII (11/16/2012) [-]
That was then lol. Then all the Hawaiian players thought we were good. Switched head coaches twice in the past 4 years. And then we went downhill.
User avatar #65 to #64 - cpthitsugaya (11/16/2012) [-]
Ah dang... They're in the sun belt right?
So they play FIU... and... ULL? teams like that?
User avatar #66 to #65 - damandan (11/16/2012) [-]
I think the University of Maine
#36 - cpthitsugaya (10/21/2012) [-]
Jordan Reid. Nuff Said!
User avatar #37 to #36 - damandan (10/21/2012) [-]
It was a sick game. I was there.
User avatar #38 to #37 - cpthitsugaya (10/22/2012) [-]
I wish I could have gone! I was stuck at work most of the game!
User avatar #39 to #38 - damandan (10/22/2012) [-]
You live in Gainsville?
#40 to #39 - cpthitsugaya (10/22/2012) [-]
No, I live in Jax. I was born in Gainesville, and lived there for six years of my life. Born with the Orange and Blue blood!
User avatar #41 to #40 - damandan (10/22/2012) [-]
You going to the game in Jax?
User avatar #42 to #41 - cpthitsugaya (10/22/2012) [-]
I wish I could, but my parents said I'm going somewhere this weekend, but it's a surprise, is more exciting than an awesome airforce base, and requires spending money
User avatar #43 to #42 - damandan (10/23/2012) [-]
Like where?
User avatar #44 to #43 - cpthitsugaya (10/23/2012) [-]
I have no idea, but I get to miss class Friday!
User avatar #46 to #45 - cpthitsugaya (10/23/2012) [-]
hopefully, I'll catch some of that Fl-Ga game! I think we can win, so long as the defense holds strong like they have all year
User avatar #47 to #46 - damandan (10/23/2012) [-]
If our offence plays like it did in the second half then we willl win
User avatar #48 to #47 - cpthitsugaya (10/23/2012) [-]
I have faith in the Gators! They've proven over and over they are capable of scoring, and turning the ball over. And what I'm most proud of, is that second half performance. We could be looking at a huge BCS bowl game!
User avatar #49 to #48 - damandan (10/24/2012) [-]
If they do, Im looking at the championship
User avatar #50 to #49 - cpthitsugaya (10/24/2012) [-]
Which one? Cause if they beat Georgia, it's Alabama in the SEC champs regardless, and I'm not too sure on that one
User avatar #51 to #50 - damandan (10/24/2012) [-]
Im talking about BCS. Bama hasnt played a good team all year and wouldnt be prepared for UF if out offence stays consistent
User avatar #52 to #51 - cpthitsugaya (10/24/2012) [-]
That's a good point, but say we do make BCS, and face someone like Kansas St. or Oregon. Do you think our defense could stop those overpowered offenses?
User avatar #54 to #53 - cpthitsugaya (10/24/2012) [-]
Then let's hope!
User avatar #34 - swordguyoxd (10/13/2012) [-]
The points are strictly an items thing used to create new items. The amount of thumbs you have wont change in any way so since you dont actually need them cant i have them please?
User avatar #35 to #34 - damandan (10/13/2012) [-]
I do like fj points (for some reason unknown)
User avatar #31 - swordguyoxd (10/13/2012) [-]
is there any item that you do like or do you wanna get rid of yours?
User avatar #32 to #31 - damandan (10/13/2012) [-]
Can i give it to you for free?
User avatar #33 to #32 - swordguyoxd (10/13/2012) [-]
sure ill send the request
User avatar #30 - damandan (07/30/2012) [-]
**damandan prepared anus**
#11 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
I WILL DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOUR ANUS.
#12 to #11 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
NOT IF I DO IT TO MYSELF FIRST
#14 to #13 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
well this is awkward
#16 to #15 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
youre ******* with me right?
User avatar #18 to #17 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
Well....you're a whole lot better than I am at it
#19 to #18 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
Thanks.
I make a lot of templates.
User avatar #20 to #19 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
well damn. Do you have a site where you have them? I would like to get some practice at it. I started it 3 days ago
User avatar #21 to #20 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
Nah, I'm not that fancy, just a folder :3
User avatar #22 to #21 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
you should make a deviantart for those
User avatar #23 to #22 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
I might.
User avatar #24 to #23 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
please let me know if you do
#26 to #25 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
Thank you.
This pleases me, have a filly
#27 to #26 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
NOU
It would be a foal or a colt btw, assuming yours is male.
#28 to #27 - damandan (07/25/2012) [-]
..... ****


im not a clever man
User avatar #29 to #28 - drewpy (07/25/2012) [-]
:3
User avatar #2 - phanact (07/11/2012) [-]
I need a picture of your mascot for the prom, as well as your hand
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