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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
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#55507 - At least Lesner is entertaining  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
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#55509 - Tyranitar (04/05/2016) [-]
I never really found him entertaining.

"And the emotionless thumb-shaped man goes in for a suplex.... and another suplex... and another suplex...."
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#55508 - saltyfries (04/05/2016) [-]
At least Lesnar can Suplex
#55473 - The womens match was the my match of the night but I miss…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
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#55476 - bondofsnow (04/04/2016) [-]
IC match was my favorite, but i'm quite biased. Women's match was fantastic too.
#55459 - No countout? 04/04/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#55449 - Wyatts just got buried hard  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#55451 - saltyfries (04/04/2016) [-]
yeah Rowan in particular, Bray is taking time off anyway to get back surgery.
#55373 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#55455 - saltyfries (04/04/2016) [-]
not no dq
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#55459 - damandan (04/04/2016) [-]
No countout?
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#55377 - saltyfries (04/03/2016) [-]
dammit
#55368 - where can I watch the match  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#55369 - saltyfries (04/03/2016) [-]
give it awhile and it'll show up somewhere
#13 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/31/2016 on half dog half amazin' +27
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#55 - semilunarknight (03/31/2016) [-]
I must've seen this shit over 50 times and it still makes me cringe.
Look at that fucking font change.
The damn photoshopped tatoo
He has eye make-up on for fuck sakes
A lighter? Did he not have a butcher knife in the kitchen?
Fingerless gloves, dear fuck
#28 - presentdent (03/31/2016) [-]
Will we ever know why he thought a lighter made him a psycopath?
#69 - anon (03/31/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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#17 - bakerboytom (03/31/2016) [-]
#11 - And twisted ******* psychopath  [+] (8 new replies) 03/31/2016 on half dog half amazin' +130
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#38 - WheresMyAccount (03/31/2016) [-]
i feel like it should've been the other way around

somehow Labrador and Psychopath don't really go in the same sentence
#12 - anon (03/31/2016) [-]
I wish I had that cringe picture still
#13 - damandan (03/31/2016) [-]
#61 - emiyashirou (03/31/2016) [-]
#55 - semilunarknight (03/31/2016) [-]
I must've seen this shit over 50 times and it still makes me cringe.
Look at that fucking font change.
The damn photoshopped tatoo
He has eye make-up on for fuck sakes
A lighter? Did he not have a butcher knife in the kitchen?
Fingerless gloves, dear fuck
#28 - presentdent (03/31/2016) [-]
Will we ever know why he thought a lighter made him a psycopath?
#69 - anon (03/31/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Arson
#17 - bakerboytom (03/31/2016) [-]
#10 - I have 2 personalities Nicest person you will ever meet  [+] (9 new replies) 03/31/2016 on half dog half amazin' +116
#11 - damandan (03/31/2016) [-]
And twisted fucking psychopath
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#38 - WheresMyAccount (03/31/2016) [-]
i feel like it should've been the other way around

somehow Labrador and Psychopath don't really go in the same sentence
#12 - anon (03/31/2016) [-]
I wish I had that cringe picture still
#13 - damandan (03/31/2016) [-]
#61 - emiyashirou (03/31/2016) [-]
#55 - semilunarknight (03/31/2016) [-]
I must've seen this shit over 50 times and it still makes me cringe.
Look at that fucking font change.
The damn photoshopped tatoo
He has eye make-up on for fuck sakes
A lighter? Did he not have a butcher knife in the kitchen?
Fingerless gloves, dear fuck
#28 - presentdent (03/31/2016) [-]
Will we ever know why he thought a lighter made him a psycopath?
#69 - anon (03/31/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Arson
#17 - bakerboytom (03/31/2016) [-]
#9 - Comment deleted 03/31/2016 on half dog half amazin' 0
#55273 - Picture 03/30/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#55254 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
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#55255 - suddenk (03/29/2016) [-]
Nice. Gonna have to watch it later.
#55253 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
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#55255 - suddenk (03/29/2016) [-]
Nice. Gonna have to watch it later.
#55250 - HOLY **** HOLY **** HOLY ****  [+] (7 new replies) 03/29/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#55257 - saltyfries (03/29/2016) [-]
nice pop for the Coach
#55256 - saltyfries (03/29/2016) [-]
he missed him, botchamania!
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#55252 - suddenk (03/29/2016) [-]
raw?
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#55255 - suddenk (03/29/2016) [-]
Nice. Gonna have to watch it later.
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#55251 - suddenk (03/29/2016) [-]
???
#15 - They didnt know I was into wrestling. Iwouldve been surprised … 03/23/2016 on New WWE Wrestlers Comp +1
#7 - I forgot to tell you I intern at UCF athletics as an ath…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2016 on New WWE Wrestlers Comp +2
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#9 - saltyfries (03/23/2016) [-]
lol, they didn't want you to mark out
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#15 - damandan (03/23/2016) [-]
They didnt know I was into wrestling. Iwouldve been surprised but not marked, maybe I would for Cena, Taker, Lesner, HHH, or Orton
#5 - How come Aj went straight to the main roster but other seasone…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2016 on New WWE Wrestlers Comp +2
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#6 - saltyfries (03/23/2016) [-]
I'm putting Becky in the next comp

AJ is a hot commodity, he was on FIRE with great matches the last couple years, Nakamura has had no experience with WWE whatsoever Balor too but i don't think they'll be in NXT for long, Joe's popularity kinda waned while in TNA (he was misused horribly in his later years).
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#7 - damandan (03/23/2016) [-]
I forgot to tell you I intern at UCF athletics as an athletic trainer and one day I got told to leave early. A few days later I got asked why and its because Seth Rollins showed up to use an equipment of ours
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#9 - saltyfries (03/23/2016) [-]
lol, they didn't want you to mark out
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#15 - damandan (03/23/2016) [-]
They didnt know I was into wrestling. Iwouldve been surprised but not marked, maybe I would for Cena, Taker, Lesner, HHH, or Orton
#55114 - HHH is getting a little too real 03/15/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#55103 - fj bracket group (ESPN)  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#55106 - suddenk (03/14/2016) [-]
Seeing that no Chicago niggas are big this year I'm going to actually study these matchups this year.
#55102 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
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#55104 - saltyfries (03/14/2016) [-]
already got my bracket made and i joined (made the bracket before this comment)
#28 - I watched him in Atlanta last October and I can honestly say i… 03/09/2016 on best man +1
#55029 - WE 33 going to be in Orlando. **** yeah  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
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#55032 - saltyfries (03/09/2016) [-]
one of my wrestle buds at school told me this last week Monday, honestly no offense to you, but it's a horrible idea. #1, the ratings are slipping bad fanbase is dropping=loss of attendance, #2, injuries the way our boys were hurt this year, they're going to be hurt next WM, #3, part timers, i don't think we're going to see a lot of them after this one (maybe Orton and Lesnar, that's it), #4 how the fuck are they gonna top Arlington? 110k people can fit there in WM configuration (expanded seats too), they're not going to top that attendance ever again until a bigger stadium is built, even then the magic will be gone because 110k people, even the people should know it's never going to be topped.

#5 If Vince doesn't retire, you can be sure he has a string of bad ideas lined up for 33, rumor has it that Roman will win the title and headline the next 2 WM's, he is determined to get him over, knowing full well he's not over as a face.
#55008 - Probably not as much as the chargers 03/07/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#3 - Book series that defined a generation 03/04/2016 on I loved these books +1
#54984 - but...what  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2016 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#270 - saltyfries (04/18/2016) [-]
coming soon to Orlando dude! badnewsanon you should see this too and joelizardman Mako testing front seat onride HD POV SeaWorld Orlando
#271 to #270 - joelizardman (04/18/2016) [-]
God I haven't been to Sea World in years. Despite living, like, 20 minutes from it. I may need to change that.
#262 - damandan (09/11/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

Can we kinda set up a list on who is who

I'm Crab Legs
#269 to #262 - blazingpelt (09/11/2015) [-]
Missing Fingaz
#268 to #262 - arsonistchapel (09/11/2015) [-]
Caroll of the Bells.
#267 to #262 - chronoeagle (09/11/2015) [-]
Scottsdale Whiteskins. Sadly playing against Gronk this week :'(
#266 to #262 - MillionsKnives (09/11/2015) [-]
Stairway to Evans
#265 to #262 - suddenk (09/11/2015) [-]
Fifty Shades Of Jay Cutler
#264 to #262 - hockeykicksass (09/11/2015) [-]
Beats by Ray
#263 to #262 - sphincterface (09/11/2015) [-]
Wookie of the Year.
#260 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

Draft time
#240 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

draft at 11 est today is that alright or tomorrow?
#261 to #240 - sphincterface (09/09/2015) [-]
11 est...would that be like 10 at my time zone? Because I seriously get off work right at 10.
#247 to #240 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
IT WONT LET ME ******* CHANGE
#259 to #247 - blazingpelt (09/09/2015) [-]
Good thing I was on point and ready
Oh wait, I can't even log in because ESPN's site is terrible.
#258 to #247 - chronoeagle (09/09/2015) [-]
We'll see who set up their auto draft the best soon.
#253 to #247 - suddenk (09/09/2015) [-]
#245 to #240 - MillionsKnives (09/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd prefer tomorrow as well, as I work in the morning.
#254 to #245 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
cant chnage
#256 to #254 - MillionsKnives (09/09/2015) [-]
;_;
#250 to #245 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
maybe i did
#248 to #245 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
it wont let me change
#244 to #240 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
Since everyone cant see this I'll do it tomorrow. the reason why is I managed to get my friend in
#243 to #240 - suddenk (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm ok with whatever
#241 to #240 - hockeykicksass (09/09/2015) [-]
Can you push it to tomorrow, I get up at 5 for work and I don't want to be up that late
#255 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
cant change
#251 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
maybe i did
#249 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
it wont let me change
#242 to #241 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
yeah its prob better for everyone
#237 - fuckberries (09/08/2015) [-]
Hey man... sorry about the missing the draft.. I started working overnight and I was asleep for the draft.
#238 to #237 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Email is packers848848@ aim.com
#246 to #238 - damandan (09/09/2015) [-]
sorry man my friend got it
#257 to #246 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Sall good bud
#239 to #238 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
damandan add him
#222 - damandan (08/27/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk, panicchemical

does anyone have any problems if I move the draft to Mon, tues, or weds at about 9?
#232 to #222 - sphincterface (08/28/2015) [-]
Which monday? Like on the 5th? Because it's Labor Day then and I don't have plans. Saturday Night works this saturday for me any time. Also, there has been a change of plans and I may possibly be able to make it on the original day.
#230 to #222 - arsonistchapel (08/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I work weekdays 6-12pm
#229 to #222 - chronoeagle (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm fine with whatever if it's after 3 pm cdt if it's a workday.
#227 to #222 - hockeykicksass (08/27/2015) [-]
Im cool with whatever date as long as its after like 4:00 PM Eastern
#228 to #227 - blazingpelt (08/27/2015) [-]
Same
#226 to #222 - panicchemical (08/27/2015) [-]
i haven't got an invite and Mon or wed would work best but i can do tue
#233 to #226 - damandan (08/29/2015) [-]
check again
#234 to #233 - panicchemical (08/30/2015) [-]
sorry nope what site do you have it under espn, nfl?
#236 to #234 - damandan (08/31/2015) [-]
wolfpack6592 right?
#235 to #234 - damandan (08/30/2015) [-]
ESPN. Check your spam
#224 to #222 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
9 at what time exactly?
#225 to #224 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
As in time zone.
#231 to #225 - damandan (08/28/2015) [-]
Eastern
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#190 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Read a lot. Hang out with my super cool dog. What about you?
#211 to #190 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I see....it hurts to know that you heart belongs to admin. but if you want to see something really funny, you should see my junk
#212 to #211 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It hurts me too since hell never love me back
#213 to #212 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I know i can be better, funnier, and junkier than him
#214 to #213 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. Watch your mouth or hell strike you down and ban you
#215 to #214 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I fear no ban. I'll still come back for you
#216 to #215 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Dansbeenbanned
#217 to #216 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Dabanneddan
#218 to #217 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha exactly
#219 to #218 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Yousaynobanplz i know I'm stupid
#220 to #219 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
If I got banned it'd just mean I could move on with my life and get off my phone. Lol
#221 to #220 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
...what's that
#191 to #190 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Omg i Love dogs. Can't wait to see my dog this weekend. I hang with friends, watch tv, play games, sports things. What breed do you have
#192 to #191 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Border collie
#193 to #192 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Awww omg he's so cute. What's his/her name
#194 to #193 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. She's laying with a bunch of spawn. Her name is Lucifer
#195 to #194 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
That's awesome haha. How old is she?
#196 to #195 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
2
#197 to #196 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
wow she's still a puppy. mine is 14
#198 to #197 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I got her at 8 weeks
#199 to #198 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Where did you get her from
#200 to #199 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Texas
#201 to #200 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Wait what
#202 to #201 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
She flew over on an airplane. And we drove to Alabama to get zeus
#203 to #202 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh you guys go extreme for adoptions haha
#204 to #203 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha. No were cheap
#205 to #204 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I thought cheap was adopting from like spca
#206 to #205 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Well I wanted a border collie. And I waited for almost a year checking rescues all over Florida and every time one became available there was a waiting list a mile long
#207 to #206 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh wow i had no idea it was crazy like that
#208 to #207 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It depends on what you want. And a lot of timing
#209 to #208 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I guess so haha. So tell me, what do like in a man
#210 to #209 - yousaygoodbye
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He's gotta be funny and he's gotta have junk
#186 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
hey man personal request here. can you firebomb all of your comments, and set your profile to only friends can view it? for some reason when i enter my email into google, it brings me to this profile. i must have commented it, and deleted it some time ago. please help me out. im trying to get an athletic scholarship and i dont want my email traced back to funnyjunk.
#187 to #186 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I just deleted the thread you were apart of. Check it again
#188 to #187 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
it brings me to your profile.
#189 to #188 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well I just changed the privacy settings
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#170 to #169 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean I go to UCF haha so yea I live in Orlando
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#172 to #171 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Thats not good. Where do you live?
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#174 to #173 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Tampa? Deltona? Which city?
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#176 to #175 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well thats not too far from me haha
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#178 to #177 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean an hour drive is worth to see a cute girl and puppies haha
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#180 to #179 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well cute girls are more fun to play with anyways haha
#181 to #180 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Where did the puppies go though
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#183 to #182 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Awkward=cute

cute+ awkward=super cute=you
Math is awesome
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#185 to #184 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well to hell with other people then haha. So how was your valentines day
#167 - saltyfries (12/08/2014) [-]
My boys are heading to your town, support them ************
#168 to #167 - damandan (12/08/2014) [-]
***** I live in Orlando. I supported them last year though