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#337363 - there're should be used  [+] (7 new replies) 11/14/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #337376 - sugoi (11/14/2014) [-]
Uh could you use that in a sentence?
User avatar #337412 - damandan (11/14/2014) [-]
There're so many faggots on this site
User avatar #337551 - sugoi (11/14/2014) [-]
Yeah that seems like a handy new word.
User avatar #337393 - nefarian (11/14/2014) [-]
''There're many spacecows outside today''
User avatar #337366 - leonhardt (11/14/2014) [-]
Their
User avatar #337368 - damandan (11/14/2014) [-]
there are
User avatar #337367 - leonhardt (11/14/2014) [-]
Wait no
#337362 - their faces scare me  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #337365 - thegrohltroll (11/14/2014) [-]
It's essentialy what i hate about them, flat faced fucks
#8 - The fan looks more like Katy Perry and she does 11/14/2014 on Check Description +8
#32 - Comment deleted 11/13/2014 on Niggers 0
#36 - This could not be more related 11/13/2014 on this is what a chicken... +8
#336996 - just Lennox  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #336997 - thebestpieever (11/13/2014) [-]
It's a British name.
#336989 - I now rage knowing that my half-black neice isnt going to be n…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
User avatar #337074 - finblob (11/13/2014) [-]
I prefer Tangerine.
User avatar #337030 - nefarian (11/13/2014) [-]
I sure as shit wouldn't call my daughter Clementine, mainly because it's a vidya character.
User avatar #337016 - Ihazfunkitty (11/13/2014) [-]
maybe they dont know/dont like the game?
maybe they didnt like the name?
maybe they dont want to name their child after a game character?
maybe theyre dismissing your choice because you sound autistic?
#336999 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
"UR NOT NAMING UR DAUGHTER AFTER A VIDYA GAME CHARACTER?????"

this is hate-worthy.
#336986 - I hate how my brother is naming his kids 2 sons Skyler and…  [+] (20 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #337348 - PVTDickStryker (11/14/2014) [-]
Sounds like he's trying a little too hard to be white.
User avatar #337127 - bladeboy (11/13/2014) [-]
Lennox is my favourite operating system
User avatar #337089 - dalokan (11/13/2014) [-]
ur hispanic?

que pais esse
#337075 - finblob (11/13/2014) [-]
>teagan
#337054 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
>Skyler
#337035 - plumpbooty (11/13/2014) [-]
AYYY NIGGA AHM GON CAWL MAH SON TYRONE SO WEN DEY AKS 4 HIS DADDY TYRONE DERILL B WUN EVN DOE AH AINT NEER DAT LIL SHIT N WEN SUMMA YO HISPANIC ASSES SHOODIM AHLL GIT MAH COMPUNSAYSHUN
User avatar #337028 - princessren (11/13/2014) [-]
look up 19 kids and counting
the way they named their kids is soo annoying
User avatar #337013 - EdwardNigma (11/13/2014) [-]
Most of the names I would want for my kids would sound super pretentious and make me seem like a shit parent for naming them like that.

Fuck.
User avatar #337022 - thegrohltroll (11/13/2014) [-]
Like? Christineth? Jaques not jack ?
User avatar #337023 - EdwardNigma (11/13/2014) [-]
Was thinking more along the lines of Tiberius.
I also quite like "Romulus" It's so fun to say.
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrromulus
User avatar #337024 - thegrohltroll (11/13/2014) [-]
Good lord. They're gonna be bullied so bad it will turn them into weirdos. Sheeeiit
User avatar #337025 - EdwardNigma (11/13/2014) [-]
Good thing I don't want kids regardless.
All I can do is name game characters after historical figures.
User avatar #337026 - thegrohltroll (11/13/2014) [-]
Faggot
User avatar #337000 - alexanderburns (11/13/2014) [-]
I'm going to name my son finblob, my daughter ren, and my dog swifty
User avatar #337019 - lobselvith (11/13/2014) [-]
Make sure that your dog is black if you're going to name it swifty.
#337012 - EdwardNigma (11/13/2014) [-]
>Not naming anyone Edward A. Nigma.
User avatar #337001 - thebestpieever (11/13/2014) [-]
Naming your daughter after your wife is for fags.
#336990 - thebestpieever (11/13/2014) [-]
You think Skyler, Teagan and Lennox are French names?
User avatar #336996 - damandan (11/13/2014) [-]
just Lennox
User avatar #336997 - thebestpieever (11/13/2014) [-]
It's a British name.
#36296 - Bills Panthers Bears Saints Browns Bronc… 11/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#105 - Im not really haha  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on 10 popular japanese fetishes 0
User avatar #106 - saltyfries (11/12/2014) [-]
besides, I'm only interested in the picture, hot teacher on student action is the best
#70 - SALTY NOOOOOOOO  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on 10 popular japanese fetishes 0
User avatar #104 - saltyfries (11/12/2014) [-]
dude, I've been an anime fan for years, why are you surprised?
User avatar #105 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
Im not really haha
User avatar #106 - saltyfries (11/12/2014) [-]
besides, I'm only interested in the picture, hot teacher on student action is the best
#36283 - ESPN gets ******* reckt  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +6
#36293 - saltyfries has deleted their comment.
#36292 - saltyfries (11/13/2014) [-]
>Love for Michelle Beadle
>Tosh ain't the only one who loves Beadle
User avatar #36285 - hockeykicksass (11/12/2014) [-]
I was fucking dying watching that last night, it's so perfect
#336666 - all the good ones were taken 11/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#36278 - neither did dyst. A guy who said Rabb's friend, came to them.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #36279 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/12/2014) [-]
First of all, the 5000 dollar bet info is also on TMZ.
#336662 - Body composition of MMA fighters and how Carbs, Fats, and prot… 11/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#336660 - Body composition of MMA fighters and how Carbs, Fats, and prot…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #336665 - thebestpieever (11/12/2014) [-]
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. That makes miles more sense. Why you gotta research MMA fighters, though?
User avatar #336666 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
all the good ones were taken
#336656 - after interact and with instead of, of  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #336659 - thebestpieever (11/12/2014) [-]
... What?
User avatar #336660 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
Body composition of MMA fighters and how Carbs, Fats, and proteins interact with them.
User avatar #336665 - thebestpieever (11/12/2014) [-]
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. That makes miles more sense. Why you gotta research MMA fighters, though?
User avatar #336666 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
all the good ones were taken
User avatar #336657 - leonhardt (11/12/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #336662 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
Body composition of MMA fighters and how Carbs, Fats, and proteins interact with them.
#336654 - also doesnt ******* help that im always on this site 11/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#336653 - *of MMA fighters  [+] (9 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #336655 - leonhardt (11/12/2014) [-]
Where does the *off MMA fighters go in that sentence
User avatar #336656 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
after interact and with instead of, of
User avatar #336659 - thebestpieever (11/12/2014) [-]
... What?
User avatar #336660 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
Body composition of MMA fighters and how Carbs, Fats, and proteins interact with them.
User avatar #336665 - thebestpieever (11/12/2014) [-]
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. That makes miles more sense. Why you gotta research MMA fighters, though?
User avatar #336666 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
all the good ones were taken
User avatar #336657 - leonhardt (11/12/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #336662 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
Body composition of MMA fighters and how Carbs, Fats, and proteins interact with them.
User avatar #336654 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
also doesnt fucking help that im always on this site
#336652 - Body composition and how Carbs, Fats, and proteins interact. I…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #336653 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
*of MMA fighters
User avatar #336655 - leonhardt (11/12/2014) [-]
Where does the *off MMA fighters go in that sentence
User avatar #336656 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
after interact and with instead of, of
User avatar #336659 - thebestpieever (11/12/2014) [-]
... What?
User avatar #336660 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
Body composition of MMA fighters and how Carbs, Fats, and proteins interact with them.
User avatar #336665 - thebestpieever (11/12/2014) [-]
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. That makes miles more sense. Why you gotta research MMA fighters, though?
User avatar #336666 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
all the good ones were taken
User avatar #336657 - leonhardt (11/12/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #336662 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
Body composition of MMA fighters and how Carbs, Fats, and proteins interact with them.
User avatar #336654 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
also doesnt fucking help that im always on this site
#36276 - If it was UAB paper itd make sense, but not Syracuse 11/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#336650 - **** this research paper. Its the most "I do…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #336651 - leonhardt (11/12/2014) [-]
What are you researching
User avatar #336652 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
Body composition and how Carbs, Fats, and proteins interact. I'm always doubting myself what I should write
User avatar #336653 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
*of MMA fighters
User avatar #336655 - leonhardt (11/12/2014) [-]
Where does the *off MMA fighters go in that sentence
User avatar #336656 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
after interact and with instead of, of
User avatar #336659 - thebestpieever (11/12/2014) [-]
... What?
User avatar #336660 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
Body composition of MMA fighters and how Carbs, Fats, and proteins interact with them.
User avatar #336665 - thebestpieever (11/12/2014) [-]
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. That makes miles more sense. Why you gotta research MMA fighters, though?
User avatar #336666 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
all the good ones were taken
User avatar #336657 - leonhardt (11/12/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #336662 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
Body composition of MMA fighters and how Carbs, Fats, and proteins interact with them.
User avatar #336654 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
also doesnt fucking help that im always on this site
#36275 - But why this nobody website? Why not ESPN or Fox?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #36277 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/12/2014) [-]
Are you saying that FOX and ESPN are competent enough to do research and find things out first? Please...
User avatar #36278 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
neither did dyst. A guy who said Rabb's friend, came to them.
User avatar #36279 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/12/2014) [-]
First of all, the 5000 dollar bet info is also on TMZ.
User avatar #36276 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
If it was UAB paper itd make sense, but not Syracuse
#36273 - Even though i hate Winston, I don't believe that point shaving thing  [+] (8 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #36274 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/12/2014) [-]
dystnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Screen-Shot-2.jpg

This is the friends betting records. Notice the $5500 dollar bet is much higher than the rest. Suspicious?
#36280 - repostsrepost (11/12/2014) [-]
No. I'd probably make that bet. FSU against one of the best defenses in the country away on a Thursday night? I'd bet -1 at the half. People make these bets all the time. Also it's incredibly easy to forge those messages. What's suspicious is the message that says "we up big now" meaning he'd have to tweet about point shaving during the game, nevermind that it's dated a day later.
User avatar #36275 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
But why this nobody website? Why not ESPN or Fox?
User avatar #36277 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/12/2014) [-]
Are you saying that FOX and ESPN are competent enough to do research and find things out first? Please...
User avatar #36278 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
neither did dyst. A guy who said Rabb's friend, came to them.
User avatar #36279 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/12/2014) [-]
First of all, the 5000 dollar bet info is also on TMZ.
User avatar #36276 - damandan (11/12/2014) [-]
If it was UAB paper itd make sense, but not Syracuse
#336637 - Im mostly think that it'll bump the school grade up  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #336643 - fargfive (11/12/2014) [-]
If I'm remembering how funding is distributed to schools, that'll be a good thing. For some reason, higher scores lead to more funding, and if a school has enough students getting below 50 that bumping them up to 50 makes a noticeable difference, they need the money.

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User avatar #167 - saltyfries (12/08/2014) [-]
My boys are heading to your town, support them ************
User avatar #168 to #167 - damandan (12/08/2014) [-]
***** I live in Orlando. I supported them last year though
User avatar #164 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
Did you get rejected by the other girl?
User avatar #165 to #164 - damandan (11/19/2014) [-]
not yet
User avatar #166 to #165 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
What happened before to you? Got rejected by another girl?
User avatar #161 - damandan (09/04/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft in 20 min
User avatar #162 to #161 - blucheese (09/04/2014) [-]
Hey, who is manning face?
User avatar #163 to #162 - damandan (09/04/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #158 - sealofapproval (09/03/2014) [-]
so then are we ignoring the old league in favor of the new one?
User avatar #159 to #158 - damandan (09/03/2014) [-]
Yea
User avatar #149 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

I made a new league and emails have been sent (check your spam). Its scheduled for Wednesday but I can do tonight if everyone joins
User avatar #160 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/03/2014) [-]
Damnit, I get off work at 12ET tonight.
User avatar #156 to #155 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
why what
User avatar #152 to #149 - suddenk (09/01/2014) [-]
im cool with tonight
User avatar #151 to #149 - blazingpelt ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Tonight, nearly everybody's here
User avatar #153 to #151 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
Everyone needs to join to draft
User avatar #154 to #153 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
league
User avatar #157 to #154 - sealofapproval (09/02/2014) [-]
ok im glad we started out fresh tbh
doing a weekend night on a holliday weekend at 10pm wasnt the correct approach
this way more people can be there
User avatar #150 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/01/2014) [-]
Do it tonight!
User avatar #147 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft time
User avatar #148 to #147 - blucheese (09/01/2014) [-]
now what?
User avatar #145 - damandan (08/31/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja,

Draft is tonight at 10 EST
User avatar #146 to #145 - damandan (08/31/2014) [-]
Also anyone knows who the 10 person is in or league, I forgot
User avatar #142 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
I heard youre doing a fantasy football league, anywway i can join?
User avatar #143 to #142 - damandan (08/26/2014) [-]
yep just pm me your email
User avatar #144 to #143 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks mang
User avatar #139 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
You're more active on the hating board these days.
User avatar #140 to #139 - damandan (07/06/2014) [-]
World Cup has taken over the sports board
User avatar #141 to #140 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
Fasntnig.
#137 - dawggz (06/09/2014) [-]
Here you go!
Here you go!
User avatar #136 - PopcornViking (11/08/2013) [-]
yea someone else got the angels
sorry
User avatar #130 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
go onto ondeckcirle
User avatar #131 to #130 - damandan (11/06/2013) [-]
I am
User avatar #133 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/07/2013) [-]
you have to actually go on
youre probably not gonna get in now
User avatar #134 to #133 - damandan (11/07/2013) [-]
I was at a concert
User avatar #132 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
you need to go on chat
User avatar #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
if you want to look through all the teams
go to the quick links on the side and click master roster
User avatar #126 to #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
the rangers guy updates it all the time
its so ******* organized
User avatar #127 to #126 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
So I clicked on master roster but I only see one team
User avatar #128 to #127 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
im guessing rays
you can scroll through the teams on the bar at the bottom
User avatar #129 to #128 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
Ok yea its really helpful
User avatar #124 - PopcornViking (11/04/2013) [-]
ondeckcircle.proboards.com/

make a chatango
say you want the angels
User avatar #123 - saltyfries (09/08/2013) [-]
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm back bitch!
#119 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
u talkin **** about BK fries >! those are my homeboys! frenchfryy here
User avatar #120 to #119 - damandan (09/06/2013) [-]
You like those tasteless mothers ******* ? we miss you
#121 to #120 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
I know, it looks like Admin is settling down, I may come back Saturday
User avatar #122 to #121 - damandan (09/06/2013) [-]
*squee*
User avatar #91 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
MillionsKnives lolwtfbbqryan suddenk ithyphallophobia philliyoMLB Blazingpelt

There are currently 7 teams. It can stay that way and have 4 team playoff and draft tonight at like 10 1030 or wait for a friend (who really doesnt want to play and draft tomorrow at like 6 EST)
User avatar #107 to #91 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
I got a friend I'll pm you his email
User avatar #108 to #107 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
Well thats awkward...I just added someone elses friend
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User avatar #98 to #91 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
**** i have a football game tomorrow, I cant draft.
User avatar #109 to #98 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #100 to #98 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
You play on Thursday nights?
User avatar #101 to #100 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
We are playing away, and this school is weird.
all other games will be on friday.
User avatar #105 to #101 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah we're playing some games on thursday this year too, I have no idea why, even our homecoming game.
User avatar #118 to #105 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
I think i have one more on a thursday
User avatar #96 to #91 - suddenk (09/05/2013) [-]
either works
User avatar #110 to #96 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #94 to #91 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
You're league manager, why don't you do two teams? I've known someone to do that before. That way there's 8
User avatar #111 to #94 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #95 to #94 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
Eh Id rather not so I can focus on one main team
User avatar #102 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Or if you wanna keep it strictly FJ I totally understand.
User avatar #97 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah no prob, just a thought. Would you care if I asked personal friends of mine if they wanna do it? Just so we have one more
User avatar #99 to #97 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
If they can join like right now than yea
User avatar #103 to #99 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
He said he's in. Want his email?
User avatar #104 to #103 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
yea
User avatar #93 to #91 - blazingpelt ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Either is fine with me
User avatar #112 to #93 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #92 to #91 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Either works for me, though tomorrow would be a bit better.
User avatar #113 to #92 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #114 to #113 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Eastern zone?
User avatar #115 to #114 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #116 to #115 - MillionsKnives (09/05/2013) [-]
Wow, I must have been more tired than I had thought. Ah well, I'm not too displeased with my team, considering it was autodrafted.
User avatar #117 to #116 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
I was wondering where you went
User avatar #89 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Sorry I already gave it away D:
User avatar #90 to #89 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Ok thanks anyway
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