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#31434 - Should I go to Smackdown tuesday. Itll be about 25$? …  [+] (49 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31438 - saltyfries (07/21/2014) [-]
believe it or not, what anon said
User avatar #31486 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm here at the thing. Who the fuck is Adam and what the fuck is going on
#31487 - saltyfries (07/22/2014) [-]
Adam Rose, don't be a lemon, be a rosebud!
User avatar #31488 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
......

User avatar #31489 - saltyfries (07/22/2014) [-]
deal with it, it's only going to get more laughable from here...
User avatar #31490 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
So is Swagger a worse Kurt Angle
User avatar #31491 - saltyfries (07/22/2014) [-]
yep

and Rusev is a Russian Umaga
User avatar #31492 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
so is he going to OD too
User avatar #31493 - saltyfries (07/22/2014) [-]
no, WWE has a strict wellness policy now, and Umaga died of a heart attack cuz of his weight. So if any wrestler does drugs, they're done, they blew it, they're gone.
User avatar #31494 - damandan (07/23/2014) [-]
The official cause of death was acute toxicity due to combined effects of hydrocodone, carisoprodol, and diazepa
User avatar #31495 - saltyfries (07/23/2014) [-]
hmm, thought it was a heart attack, oh well, Rusev is smarter though, sort of...
User avatar #31496 - damandan (07/23/2014) [-]
Rybaxel is the dumbest name
User avatar #31497 - saltyfries (07/23/2014) [-]
join the club XD
little trivia, Joe Hennig aka Curtis Axel, is the son of Kurt Hennig aka Mr. Perfect.
User avatar #31499 - damandan (07/23/2014) [-]
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FANDORAS HERE
User avatar #31501 - saltyfries (07/23/2014) [-]
btw, this is at the Amway Center I take it?
User avatar #31502 - damandan (07/23/2014) [-]
Yep. 3 words in I hate Bo Dallas
User avatar #31503 - saltyfries (07/23/2014) [-]
again, join the club XD
User avatar #31540 - damandan (07/23/2014) [-]
i regret going
#31552 - saltyfries (07/23/2014) [-]
here's a taste of what NXT has
User avatar #31551 - saltyfries (07/23/2014) [-]
well like I said, for just $10 you can visit Full Sail University for WWE NXT, MUCH better wrestlers there.
User avatar #31549 - saltyfries (07/23/2014) [-]
blame it not on the wrestlers, but Vince McMahon, he's made the product so boring since acquiring WCW, mostly because he's trying to appeal to everyone instead of just wrestling fans, as a result, there's more censorship in WWE than sesame street.
User avatar #31550 - damandan (07/23/2014) [-]
Also doesnt help that the WWE doesnt care about SMackdown anymore
User avatar #31547 - saltyfries (07/23/2014) [-]
lemme guess, were you bored?
User avatar #31548 - damandan (07/23/2014) [-]
Yep
User avatar #31544 - saltyfries (07/23/2014) [-]
don't, it was worth it and you know it!
User avatar #31546 - damandan (07/23/2014) [-]
it really wasnt
User avatar #31500 - saltyfries (07/23/2014) [-]
cuz Bray Wyatt wears one, so they follow the buzzards, like I do (I don't have a fedora chill out)
User avatar #31461 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
Im probably not going to go due to laziness and I got dark souls yesterday
User avatar #31462 - saltyfries (07/22/2014) [-]
ditch dark souls, GO TO THE EVENT AND LAUGH UR ASS OFF! Dark Souls is overrated anyway
User avatar #31463 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
But I remembered I have to pay 20 for parking and 25 for tixs and Im not willing to commit 45$ for smackdown, maybe Raw
User avatar #31469 - saltyfries (07/22/2014) [-]
MOTHERFUCKER WHEN IS THE NEXT TIME WWE WILL BE IN YOUR TOWN?! TAKE ADVANTAGE! YOU HAVE THE POWER! I haven't been to a WWE event since 2002, and never had the money since for their returns to the Resch Center.
User avatar #31470 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
But see you still love wrestling. I dont really care about it anymore. And they come to Orlando about twice a year
User avatar #31471 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
Plus Im a college student so money is always tight
User avatar #31472 - saltyfries (07/22/2014) [-]
fuck I forgot you live in Orlando, if you go to Full Sail University, they host NXT Tuesday nights, you can research when the show is on, probably cheaper too considering it's brand new wrestlers so they're not paid as much.
User avatar #31475 - saltyfries (07/22/2014) [-]
ok so after a bit of research, if you go to Full Sail University for WWE NXT tuesday nights, it's only $10 for non Full Sail Students, free if you are one. Not sure on parking though
User avatar #31474 - saltyfries (07/22/2014) [-]
sounds like a good show to me
User avatar #31441 - damandan (07/21/2014) [-]
3/4 no Usos
User avatar #31442 - saltyfries (07/21/2014) [-]
and/or the usos so I'd go :/
User avatar #31443 - damandan (07/21/2014) [-]
Fuck it why not
User avatar #31446 - saltyfries (07/21/2014) [-]
also, be prepared to be bored out of your skull, only a handful of wrestlers are entertaining anymore, the rest suck balls so badly...
User avatar #31448 - damandan (07/21/2014) [-]
Yea but Its nice to see old wrestlers. My list live this was WrestleMania 24 and even then I kinda stopped paying attention before hand
User avatar #31444 - saltyfries (07/21/2014) [-]
considering it's a Smackdown, it will be taped tomorrow, be prepared for botches, retakes, and more
User avatar #31445 - damandan (07/21/2014) [-]
Wooo Botchamania live!
User avatar #31447 - saltyfries (07/21/2014) [-]
speaking of which, 254 is out, and a new DBZ Kai abridge!
#31436 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2014) [-]
If Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, The Wyatt Family, and/or The Usos are scheduled to perform then I would recommend going. If only one of the previously mentioned are supposed to appear then I wouldn't recommend going.
User avatar #31440 - damandan (07/21/2014) [-]
3/4 no Usos
User avatar #31435 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/21/2014) [-]
Why bother? I can predict the outcome already: Cena wins lol.
User avatar #31437 - choochoomofo (07/21/2014) [-]
Cena hardly ever appears on Smackdown.
#54 - I know its not yeast, but kinda 07/20/2014 on Isocyanate + Polyol +4
#31398 - mock 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31395 - hehe...bastardo 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#31382 - Rays- Yunel Escobar. Hes a cocky **** who has no … 07/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31360 - I need to stop writing after 1 am 07/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31350 - too bad you'll your ass beat in 2 weeks  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#31351 - theassmancometh (07/19/2014) [-]
You make not sense but I agree.
User avatar #31365 - philliyoMLB (07/19/2014) [-]
why is it everytime there is a gif of someone fucking up it always involves the royals?
User avatar #31393 - bondofsnow (07/19/2014) [-]
While every team fucks up, the Royals know how to fuck up with style.
User avatar #31360 - damandan (07/19/2014) [-]
I need to stop writing after 1 am
#31346 - Nice to see baseball back  [+] (6 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#31347 - saltyfries (07/19/2014) [-]
indeed, and we beat the Nationals today despite giving up a homerun to Bryce Harper...
User avatar #31350 - damandan (07/19/2014) [-]
too bad you'll your ass beat in 2 weeks
#31351 - theassmancometh (07/19/2014) [-]
You make not sense but I agree.
User avatar #31365 - philliyoMLB (07/19/2014) [-]
why is it everytime there is a gif of someone fucking up it always involves the royals?
User avatar #31393 - bondofsnow (07/19/2014) [-]
While every team fucks up, the Royals know how to fuck up with style.
User avatar #31360 - damandan (07/19/2014) [-]
I need to stop writing after 1 am
#19 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Underachievers +76
User avatar #81 - calculatexplain (07/18/2014) [-]
why is batman black?
#82 - fistpump (07/18/2014) [-]
This is from the show Scrubs.
JD (the white guy/Robin) frequently has daydreams and fantasizes about random shit happening to him. JD is quite nerdy and has low self-esteem. Turk (the black guy/Batman) is his best friend, and is very sporty and has high self-esteem.
The joke is that JD's self esteem is so low that he is second to Turk even in a fantasy, where he could be anything he wanted, but seems to have chosen to remain second-best.
User avatar #74 - zahnrad (07/18/2014) [-]
Hey fuck you, Alfred is probabily the best character in it.
#31325 - WNBA BITCH  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#31338 - spazzin (07/18/2014) [-]
Shoutout to the WNBA
They got some fine ass girls I wanna fuck in the mouth
User avatar #31363 - awesomerninjathing (07/19/2014) [-]
fuck KD
#31308 - Is this ***** serious. That Iron Bowl was one of … 07/17/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#292915 - I know that pain brother sister? whatever . I… 07/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#292914 - Either way its a free education, something I'd kill for 07/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#18 - Picture 07/15/2014 on Funnyjunk in a nutshell +7
#292789 - the NCAA are a bunch of pussies who defend thugs and let them …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #292860 - teoberry (07/15/2014) [-]
He's not going to D1 anyways so it don't matter.
User avatar #292914 - damandan (07/15/2014) [-]
Either way its a free education, something I'd kill for
#31210 - Picture 07/15/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31207 - So apparently Sting is going to be on RAW tonight. I might act…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31209 - saltyfries (07/15/2014) [-]
Richmond is the worst crowd of the year already so far, this is awesome for a Sheamus Miz match? please...
User avatar #31208 - saltyfries (07/15/2014) [-]
source?
#31160 - The only reason I remotely cared about the World Cup is becaus… 07/14/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#292229 - Picture 07/14/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#30997 - HEIL HITLER 07/13/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... -4
#291766 - smack him for being a little **** 07/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#291410 - oh its the first full album ive ever bought and I like/love ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #291413 - thebestpieever (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, not a single bad song there. I've seen them live and they're weird. Sometimes they're completely amazing and sometimes they're horrible. I think it's because Dave Grohl doesn't know how to formaly play guitar or sing, so he just wings it and he sometimes comes out really well and sometimes he lands on his face.
#291406 - I hate that I have to wait for things. I also hate h…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #291408 - thebestpieever (07/12/2014) [-]
Fuck yeah. I'm not impatient for it, but I'm super psyched. Their last album was probably their best yet. If this is half as good then I'll feel well served.
User avatar #291410 - damandan (07/12/2014) [-]
oh its the first full album ive ever bought and I like/love every song. IM FUCKING PISSED THAT THEY DIDNT COME DOWN TO FLORIDA FOR THEIR TOUR
User avatar #291413 - thebestpieever (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, not a single bad song there. I've seen them live and they're weird. Sometimes they're completely amazing and sometimes they're horrible. I think it's because Dave Grohl doesn't know how to formaly play guitar or sing, so he just wings it and he sometimes comes out really well and sometimes he lands on his face.
#30496 - Picture 07/12/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#23578 - Scrubs, Chapelle Show, Bobs Burgers, Archer 07/11/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0

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User avatar #161 - damandan (09/04/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft in 20 min
User avatar #162 to #161 - blucheese (09/04/2014) [-]
Hey, who is manning face?
User avatar #163 to #162 - damandan (09/04/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #158 - sealofapproval (09/03/2014) [-]
so then are we ignoring the old league in favor of the new one?
User avatar #159 to #158 - damandan (09/03/2014) [-]
Yea
User avatar #149 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

I made a new league and emails have been sent (check your spam). Its scheduled for Wednesday but I can do tonight if everyone joins
User avatar #160 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/03/2014) [-]
Damnit, I get off work at 12ET tonight.
User avatar #156 to #155 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
why what
User avatar #152 to #149 - suddenk (09/01/2014) [-]
im cool with tonight
User avatar #151 to #149 - blazingpelt (09/01/2014) [-]
Tonight, nearly everybody's here
User avatar #153 to #151 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
Everyone needs to join to draft
User avatar #154 to #153 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
league
User avatar #157 to #154 - sealofapproval (09/02/2014) [-]
ok im glad we started out fresh tbh
doing a weekend night on a holliday weekend at 10pm wasnt the correct approach
this way more people can be there
User avatar #150 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/01/2014) [-]
Do it tonight!
User avatar #147 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft time
User avatar #148 to #147 - blucheese (09/01/2014) [-]
now what?
User avatar #145 - damandan (08/31/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja,

Draft is tonight at 10 EST
User avatar #146 to #145 - damandan (08/31/2014) [-]
Also anyone knows who the 10 person is in or league, I forgot
User avatar #142 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
I heard youre doing a fantasy football league, anywway i can join?
User avatar #143 to #142 - damandan (08/26/2014) [-]
yep just pm me your email
User avatar #144 to #143 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks mang
User avatar #139 - majormayor ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
You're more active on the hating board these days.
User avatar #140 to #139 - damandan (07/06/2014) [-]
World Cup has taken over the sports board
User avatar #141 to #140 - majormayor ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Fasntnig.
#137 - dawggz (06/09/2014) [-]
Here you go!
Here you go!
User avatar #136 - PopcornViking (11/08/2013) [-]
yea someone else got the angels
sorry
User avatar #130 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
go onto ondeckcirle
User avatar #131 to #130 - damandan (11/06/2013) [-]
I am
User avatar #133 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/07/2013) [-]
you have to actually go on
youre probably not gonna get in now
User avatar #134 to #133 - damandan (11/07/2013) [-]
I was at a concert
User avatar #132 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
you need to go on chat
User avatar #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
if you want to look through all the teams
go to the quick links on the side and click master roster
User avatar #126 to #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
the rangers guy updates it all the time
its so ******* organized
User avatar #127 to #126 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
So I clicked on master roster but I only see one team
User avatar #128 to #127 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
im guessing rays
you can scroll through the teams on the bar at the bottom
User avatar #129 to #128 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
Ok yea its really helpful
User avatar #124 - PopcornViking (11/04/2013) [-]
ondeckcircle.proboards.com/

make a chatango
say you want the angels
User avatar #123 - saltyfries (09/08/2013) [-]
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm back bitch!
#119 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/06/2013) [-]
u talkin **** about BK fries >! those are my homeboys! frenchfryy here
User avatar #120 to #119 - damandan (09/06/2013) [-]
You like those tasteless mothers ******* ? we miss you
#121 to #120 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/06/2013) [-]
I know, it looks like Admin is settling down, I may come back Saturday
User avatar #122 to #121 - damandan (09/06/2013) [-]
*squee*
User avatar #91 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
MillionsKnives lolwtfbbqryan suddenk ithyphallophobia philliyoMLB Blazingpelt

There are currently 7 teams. It can stay that way and have 4 team playoff and draft tonight at like 10 1030 or wait for a friend (who really doesnt want to play and draft tomorrow at like 6 EST)
User avatar #107 to #91 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
I got a friend I'll pm you his email
User avatar #108 to #107 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
Well thats awkward...I just added someone elses friend
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User avatar #98 to #91 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
**** i have a football game tomorrow, I cant draft.
User avatar #109 to #98 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #100 to #98 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
You play on Thursday nights?
User avatar #101 to #100 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
We are playing away, and this school is weird.
all other games will be on friday.
User avatar #105 to #101 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah we're playing some games on thursday this year too, I have no idea why, even our homecoming game.
User avatar #118 to #105 - lolwtfbbqryan (09/05/2013) [-]
I think i have one more on a thursday
User avatar #96 to #91 - suddenk (09/05/2013) [-]
either works
User avatar #110 to #96 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #94 to #91 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
You're league manager, why don't you do two teams? I've known someone to do that before. That way there's 8
User avatar #111 to #94 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #95 to #94 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
Eh Id rather not so I can focus on one main team
User avatar #102 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Or if you wanna keep it strictly FJ I totally understand.
User avatar #97 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah no prob, just a thought. Would you care if I asked personal friends of mine if they wanna do it? Just so we have one more
User avatar #99 to #97 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
If they can join like right now than yea
User avatar #103 to #99 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
He said he's in. Want his email?
User avatar #104 to #103 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
yea
User avatar #93 to #91 - blazingpelt (09/05/2013) [-]
Either is fine with me
User avatar #112 to #93 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #92 to #91 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Either works for me, though tomorrow would be a bit better.
User avatar #113 to #92 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #114 to #113 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Eastern zone?
User avatar #115 to #114 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #116 to #115 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Wow, I must have been more tired than I had thought. Ah well, I'm not too displeased with my team, considering it was autodrafted.
User avatar #117 to #116 - damandan (09/05/2013) [-]
I was wondering where you went
User avatar #89 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Sorry I already gave it away D:
User avatar #90 to #89 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Ok thanks anyway
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User avatar #78 to #77 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #79 to #78 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
So the code worked?
User avatar #80 to #79 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Um well it was for MoH and while I do appreciate your kindness, I dont really need it so you can give it to someone else who wants it

Thank you again
User avatar #81 to #80 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
I have crisis 2
Burnout
Deadspace 1?
User avatar #82 to #81 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Deadspace would sound fun
Thanks
User avatar #83 to #82 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
7F2S-C6ZV-55ZE-ADGR-YJDN

Can I have some fj points?
User avatar #84 to #83 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Usually Id like to keep my earned FJ points but since you gave me a game (which worked) Ill give it to you
User avatar #88 to #84 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Hold up, I'll comment on the items board and next to my name there will be a little (T) just click that, click add next to your points, how many you wanna give then click send.
User avatar #86 to #84 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #87 to #86 - damandan (08/16/2013) [-]
Idk how to give it
User avatar #85 to #84 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Cool.
#75 - alexclement (08/01/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points, since you don't play items game?
User avatar #76 to #75 - damandan (08/01/2013) [-]
Yes
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