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Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:12/23/2014
Location:florida
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#29 - saltyjohns 11/08/2014 on new FJ gaming site 0
#28 - saltygames  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on new FJ gaming site 0
User avatar #29 - damandan (11/08/2014) [-]
saltyjohns
#27 - letsjustplay 11/08/2014 on new FJ gaming site 0
#26 - dont you mean thought  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on new FJ gaming site 0
User avatar #52 - kibbleking (11/08/2014) [-]
ye fuck me
#23 - justgames 11/08/2014 on new FJ gaming site 0
#22 - cisscum 11/08/2014 on new FJ gaming site 0
#21 - gameporn 11/08/2014 on new FJ gaming site 0
#6 - Even though he's arm-less, its still an improvement 11/08/2014 on Best Graphics I've Ever Seen 0
#334665 - Picture 11/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#334663 - Everyone I knew that "loved" steampunk were autistic…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #335464 - Conquistador (11/09/2014) [-]
>"autistic fucks"
>Has a pony as an avatar.
lel
User avatar #335525 - damandan (11/09/2014) [-]
Says the guy with a sonic pic
User avatar #335527 - Conquistador (11/09/2014) [-]
>Thinking I don't use this avatar for satire/humor.
>Not knowing mlp faggotry is far worse/cancerous.
User avatar #334669 - fuckyouthatswhy (11/07/2014) [-]
yeah same here, most people I knew that liked steampunk were autistic neckbeardic basement dwellers.
#334664 - leonhardt (11/07/2014) [-]
>I think one of them killed their parents

Holy shit wow
#334665 - damandan (11/07/2014) [-]
#334661 - Steampunk  [+] (8 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #334662 - leonhardt (11/07/2014) [-]
Why
User avatar #334663 - damandan (11/07/2014) [-]
Everyone I knew that "loved" steampunk were autistic fucks and I think one of them killed their parents
User avatar #335464 - Conquistador (11/09/2014) [-]
>"autistic fucks"
>Has a pony as an avatar.
lel
User avatar #335525 - damandan (11/09/2014) [-]
Says the guy with a sonic pic
User avatar #335527 - Conquistador (11/09/2014) [-]
>Thinking I don't use this avatar for satire/humor.
>Not knowing mlp faggotry is far worse/cancerous.
User avatar #334669 - fuckyouthatswhy (11/07/2014) [-]
yeah same here, most people I knew that liked steampunk were autistic neckbeardic basement dwellers.
#334664 - leonhardt (11/07/2014) [-]
>I think one of them killed their parents

Holy shit wow
#334665 - damandan (11/07/2014) [-]
#334640 - Spiderman 3  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#334658 - masterboll (11/07/2014) [-]
white people be bitchin about Spiderman 3 because it had the cooler black Spiderman
#334659 - masterboll (11/07/2014) [-]
>upgrade Peter Parker to black Peter Parker with a bigger dick and better dancing skills
>receive hate

"b-but i n-never wanted to be a nigger anyway. im perfectly f-fine with my 3 inch stub and qualifications that i may some day get for being w-white master race"

(gif related)
#334668 - shenro (11/07/2014) [-]
black spider-man is best spider-man
#35880 - Cleveland can win all the super bowls they want as long Manzel…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
User avatar #35893 - fuckberries (11/07/2014) [-]
second
#35843 - Picture 11/05/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#333834 - >gets sick >doesn't see a doctor >dies pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #333835 - puggerugger (11/04/2014) [-]
IT'S THE CIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIFE
#35834 - Thats some pussy ass **** 11/04/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#333647 - But what if they were raping each other?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
User avatar #333700 - semenslurpinglily (11/04/2014) [-]
Reminds me of a saying.
"If you both are screaming and crying, you should probably call it off."
#333649 - furiousmarshmellow (11/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #333694 - luciferusmaximus (11/04/2014) [-]
I saw this on the subway tonight. It was horrible. He was really thirsty and was mad because no one wanted to donate him some watah. Clearly the world had done him a wrong.
User avatar #333872 - furiousmarshmellow (11/04/2014) [-]
what
#35829 - I lost to a team where their QB, 2 WRs, and DEF was on the bye…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
User avatar #35830 - blazingpelt (11/04/2014) [-]
Okay, you win
#333423 - Well I guess when their married they already know each other 11/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#333363 - There's a different between 2 grown men/woman getting to know …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
User avatar #333378 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
Oh so now gay marriage is just "getting to know each other"?
User avatar #333423 - damandan (11/03/2014) [-]
Well I guess when their married they already know each other
User avatar #333369 - thebestpieever (11/03/2014) [-]
What about an unknown paedophile?
User avatar #333371 - nefarian (11/03/2014) [-]
Even worse
#333360 - are* 11/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#333359 - I'm not really sure where you're going with that but consent a…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
User avatar #333361 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
They're both laws that can be changed. You only think pedophilia is bad and homosexuality is okay because of what you've been told. You've never stopped to think for yourself.
#333385 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
Retard.
User avatar #333364 - thebestpieever (11/03/2014) [-]
Until this comment I thought you might be serious.
User avatar #333368 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
I am. How is that any less valid than what I've said?
#333375 - thebestpieever (11/03/2014) [-]
I'unno.
User avatar #333377 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
Seriously everything else I've said is equally retarded.
User avatar #333379 - thebestpieever (11/03/2014) [-]
I guess... There's something particularly retarded about the sheeple argument. Even if it is true a lot of people can't really externalise or understand why they believe what they believe, the method of calling that out is always a good way of telling who retains the slightest bit of mental decorum.
User avatar #333403 - ferrettamer (11/03/2014) [-]
naw you're wrong
User avatar #333393 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
Piper why won't you let me trick you
User avatar #333363 - damandan (11/03/2014) [-]
There's a different between 2 grown men/woman getting to know each other and a known pedophile taking advantage of a child
User avatar #333378 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
Oh so now gay marriage is just "getting to know each other"?
User avatar #333423 - damandan (11/03/2014) [-]
Well I guess when their married they already know each other
User avatar #333369 - thebestpieever (11/03/2014) [-]
What about an unknown paedophile?
User avatar #333371 - nefarian (11/03/2014) [-]
Even worse
User avatar #333360 - damandan (11/03/2014) [-]
are*
#333357 - Gez that was quick. Beacuse 8 year olds dont know ****  [+] (18 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #333358 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
Sure, they can't legally consent. In some states gays can't legally be married.
#333384 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
Retard.
User avatar #333359 - damandan (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm not really sure where you're going with that but consent and marriage is completely different
User avatar #333361 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
They're both laws that can be changed. You only think pedophilia is bad and homosexuality is okay because of what you've been told. You've never stopped to think for yourself.
#333385 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
Retard.
User avatar #333364 - thebestpieever (11/03/2014) [-]
Until this comment I thought you might be serious.
User avatar #333368 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
I am. How is that any less valid than what I've said?
#333375 - thebestpieever (11/03/2014) [-]
I'unno.
User avatar #333377 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
Seriously everything else I've said is equally retarded.
User avatar #333379 - thebestpieever (11/03/2014) [-]
I guess... There's something particularly retarded about the sheeple argument. Even if it is true a lot of people can't really externalise or understand why they believe what they believe, the method of calling that out is always a good way of telling who retains the slightest bit of mental decorum.
User avatar #333403 - ferrettamer (11/03/2014) [-]
naw you're wrong
User avatar #333393 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
Piper why won't you let me trick you
User avatar #333363 - damandan (11/03/2014) [-]
There's a different between 2 grown men/woman getting to know each other and a known pedophile taking advantage of a child
User avatar #333378 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
Oh so now gay marriage is just "getting to know each other"?
User avatar #333423 - damandan (11/03/2014) [-]
Well I guess when their married they already know each other
User avatar #333369 - thebestpieever (11/03/2014) [-]
What about an unknown paedophile?
User avatar #333371 - nefarian (11/03/2014) [-]
Even worse
User avatar #333360 - damandan (11/03/2014) [-]
are*
#333355 - Picture  [+] (21 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
User avatar #333356 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
Why not? How is it any different?
#333383 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
Retard.
User avatar #333357 - damandan (11/03/2014) [-]
Gez that was quick. Beacuse 8 year olds dont know shit
User avatar #333358 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
Sure, they can't legally consent. In some states gays can't legally be married.
#333384 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
Retard.
User avatar #333359 - damandan (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm not really sure where you're going with that but consent and marriage is completely different
User avatar #333361 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
They're both laws that can be changed. You only think pedophilia is bad and homosexuality is okay because of what you've been told. You've never stopped to think for yourself.
#333385 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
Retard.
User avatar #333364 - thebestpieever (11/03/2014) [-]
Until this comment I thought you might be serious.
User avatar #333368 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
I am. How is that any less valid than what I've said?
#333375 - thebestpieever (11/03/2014) [-]
I'unno.
User avatar #333377 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
Seriously everything else I've said is equally retarded.
User avatar #333379 - thebestpieever (11/03/2014) [-]
I guess... There's something particularly retarded about the sheeple argument. Even if it is true a lot of people can't really externalise or understand why they believe what they believe, the method of calling that out is always a good way of telling who retains the slightest bit of mental decorum.
User avatar #333403 - ferrettamer (11/03/2014) [-]
naw you're wrong
User avatar #333393 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
Piper why won't you let me trick you
User avatar #333363 - damandan (11/03/2014) [-]
There's a different between 2 grown men/woman getting to know each other and a known pedophile taking advantage of a child
User avatar #333378 - dumerveil (11/03/2014) [-]
Oh so now gay marriage is just "getting to know each other"?
User avatar #333423 - damandan (11/03/2014) [-]
Well I guess when their married they already know each other
User avatar #333369 - thebestpieever (11/03/2014) [-]
What about an unknown paedophile?
User avatar #333371 - nefarian (11/03/2014) [-]
Even worse
User avatar #333360 - damandan (11/03/2014) [-]
are*
#13 - How did the cameraman know that was going to happen?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Your turn +1
#16 - justtocomment (11/03/2014) [-]
Cameraman? It's a dashcam, bro.
User avatar #20 - envinite (11/03/2014) [-]
I don't think a dashcam could be moved manually.

Even if it can, how can the person inside the car know that was going to happen?
#55 - justtocomment (11/04/2014) [-]
The camera only starts moving once the vehicle enters the intersection, then begins jerking to keep focus once things get intense.
User avatar #25 - chuca (11/03/2014) [-]
i know some cops can move theirs manually
#14 - lolfacejimmy (11/03/2014) [-]
the vehicle was likely driving irradically for a long time and the person with the camera decided to put the dash cam judgeing by the position and lack of shakeing from the camera im assumeing its a dash cam on them so when they caused a accident it would be recorded

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User avatar #167 - saltyfries ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
My boys are heading to your town, support them ************
User avatar #168 to #167 - damandan ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
***** I live in Orlando. I supported them last year though
User avatar #164 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
Did you get rejected by the other girl?
User avatar #165 to #164 - damandan ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
not yet
User avatar #166 to #165 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
What happened before to you? Got rejected by another girl?
User avatar #161 - damandan ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft in 20 min
User avatar #162 to #161 - blucheese (09/04/2014) [-]
Hey, who is manning face?
User avatar #163 to #162 - damandan ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #158 - sealofapproval (09/03/2014) [-]
so then are we ignoring the old league in favor of the new one?
User avatar #159 to #158 - damandan ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Yea
User avatar #149 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

I made a new league and emails have been sent (check your spam). Its scheduled for Wednesday but I can do tonight if everyone joins
User avatar #160 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/03/2014) [-]
Damnit, I get off work at 12ET tonight.
User avatar #156 to #155 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
why what
User avatar #152 to #149 - suddenk (09/01/2014) [-]
im cool with tonight
User avatar #151 to #149 - blazingpelt (09/01/2014) [-]
Tonight, nearly everybody's here
User avatar #153 to #151 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Everyone needs to join to draft
User avatar #154 to #153 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
league
User avatar #157 to #154 - sealofapproval (09/02/2014) [-]
ok im glad we started out fresh tbh
doing a weekend night on a holliday weekend at 10pm wasnt the correct approach
this way more people can be there
User avatar #150 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/01/2014) [-]
Do it tonight!
User avatar #147 - damandan ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft time
User avatar #148 to #147 - blucheese (09/01/2014) [-]
now what?
User avatar #145 - damandan ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja,

Draft is tonight at 10 EST
User avatar #146 to #145 - damandan ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Also anyone knows who the 10 person is in or league, I forgot
User avatar #142 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
I heard youre doing a fantasy football league, anywway i can join?
User avatar #143 to #142 - damandan ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
yep just pm me your email
User avatar #144 to #143 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks mang
User avatar #139 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
You're more active on the hating board these days.
User avatar #140 to #139 - damandan ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
World Cup has taken over the sports board
User avatar #141 to #140 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
Fasntnig.
#137 - dawggz (06/09/2014) [-]
Here you go!
Here you go!
User avatar #136 - PopcornViking (11/08/2013) [-]
yea someone else got the angels
sorry
User avatar #130 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
go onto ondeckcirle
User avatar #131 to #130 - damandan ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
I am
User avatar #133 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/07/2013) [-]
you have to actually go on
youre probably not gonna get in now
User avatar #134 to #133 - damandan ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
I was at a concert
User avatar #132 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
you need to go on chat
User avatar #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
if you want to look through all the teams
go to the quick links on the side and click master roster
User avatar #126 to #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
the rangers guy updates it all the time
its so ******* organized
User avatar #127 to #126 - damandan ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
So I clicked on master roster but I only see one team
User avatar #128 to #127 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
im guessing rays
you can scroll through the teams on the bar at the bottom
User avatar #129 to #128 - damandan ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
Ok yea its really helpful
User avatar #124 - PopcornViking (11/04/2013) [-]
ondeckcircle.proboards.com/

make a chatango
say you want the angels
User avatar #123 - saltyfries ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm back bitch!
#119 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
u talkin **** about BK fries >! those are my homeboys! frenchfryy here
User avatar #120 to #119 - damandan ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
You like those tasteless mothers ******* ? we miss you
#121 to #120 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
I know, it looks like Admin is settling down, I may come back Saturday
User avatar #122 to #121 - damandan ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
*squee*
User avatar #91 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
MillionsKnives lolwtfbbqryan suddenk ithyphallophobia philliyoMLB Blazingpelt

There are currently 7 teams. It can stay that way and have 4 team playoff and draft tonight at like 10 1030 or wait for a friend (who really doesnt want to play and draft tomorrow at like 6 EST)
User avatar #107 to #91 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
I got a friend I'll pm you his email
User avatar #108 to #107 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Well thats awkward...I just added someone elses friend
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User avatar #98 to #91 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
**** i have a football game tomorrow, I cant draft.
User avatar #109 to #98 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #100 to #98 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
You play on Thursday nights?
User avatar #101 to #100 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
We are playing away, and this school is weird.
all other games will be on friday.
User avatar #105 to #101 - philliyoMLB (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah we're playing some games on thursday this year too, I have no idea why, even our homecoming game.
User avatar #118 to #105 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
I think i have one more on a thursday
User avatar #96 to #91 - suddenk (09/05/2013) [-]
either works
User avatar #110 to #96 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #94 to #91 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
You're league manager, why don't you do two teams? I've known someone to do that before. That way there's 8
User avatar #111 to #94 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #95 to #94 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Eh Id rather not so I can focus on one main team
User avatar #102 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Or if you wanna keep it strictly FJ I totally understand.
User avatar #97 to #95 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah no prob, just a thought. Would you care if I asked personal friends of mine if they wanna do it? Just so we have one more
User avatar #99 to #97 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
If they can join like right now than yea
User avatar #103 to #99 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
He said he's in. Want his email?
User avatar #104 to #103 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
yea
User avatar #93 to #91 - blazingpelt (09/05/2013) [-]
Either is fine with me
User avatar #112 to #93 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #92 to #91 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Either works for me, though tomorrow would be a bit better.
User avatar #113 to #92 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
draft at 11
User avatar #114 to #113 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Eastern zone?
User avatar #115 to #114 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #116 to #115 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
Wow, I must have been more tired than I had thought. Ah well, I'm not too displeased with my team, considering it was autodrafted.
User avatar #117 to #116 - damandan ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
I was wondering where you went
User avatar #89 - smurtehmurph (08/16/2013) [-]
Sorry I already gave it away D:
User avatar #90 to #89 - damandan ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Ok thanks anyway
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