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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:5/29/2016
Location:florida
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#40 - He's married with a net worth of 25 million dollars and then l… 06/28/2015 on me irl 0
#20 - by not giving a ****  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on me irl +17
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#38 - ljxjlos (06/28/2015) [-]
Which is basically trying-to-make-it-sound-less-sad-then-it-actually-is-speak for "having given up"
#45 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
Get stomped bitch lol
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#40 - damandan (06/28/2015) [-]
He's married with a net worth of 25 million dollars and then losing 85 lbs after that pic doesnt sound like living up to me

www.inquisitr.com/2207614/kevin-smith-weight-loss-clerks-director-drops-85-pounds-shows-off-dramatic-change/
#42 - *Carol 06/27/2015 on Cheryl Cosplay +4
#48192 - I got the bundle with last of us, NHL 15, and COD AW (which Im… 06/26/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48181 - mlb the show and im about to get ps4 tonight  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#48182 - saltyfries (06/26/2015) [-]
get one used if you can
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#48192 - damandan (06/26/2015) [-]
I got the bundle with last of us, NHL 15, and COD AW (which Im going to sell) for 429
#48177 - I just bought one like 2 hours ago  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#48178 - saltyfries (06/26/2015) [-]
bought what?
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#48181 - damandan (06/26/2015) [-]
mlb the show and im about to get ps4 tonight
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#48182 - saltyfries (06/26/2015) [-]
get one used if you can
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#48192 - damandan (06/26/2015) [-]
I got the bundle with last of us, NHL 15, and COD AW (which Im going to sell) for 429
#48138 - So I went to the Rays game today and got autographs from Ben B…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +3
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#48140 - thatdamnllama (06/24/2015) [-]
nice!
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#48139 - saltyfries (06/24/2015) [-]
thatdamnllama and plataeiou are gonna hate you
#63 - why does Scotland look like Russia  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2015 on It's funny cause I'm Scottish 0
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#75 - nanako (06/20/2015) [-]
The weather is just shitty in this video. And also it was shot in autumn
it looks a lot less grey when its sunny (like now)

Much of the time scotland is indistinguishable from england. Green everywhere, lush and fertile

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#68 - schneidend (06/20/2015) [-]
Cold, wet places, man.
#48084 - I love the Rays and hate Boston 06/19/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31127 - Ep 1 (except Darth Maul) and everything with Anakin was a mistake 06/19/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#1248039 - alright this is kinda cool 06/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1247964 - **** microsoft for killing fable 06/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1247538 - So does no one care about Dark Souls anymore?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1247556 - averagewhitekid (06/15/2015) [-]
I will care once they release it
After the fuck that was Dark Souls 2, I do not trust From until I know their A team is making the game
#1247367 - I just really hate mad catz  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1247370 - voltkills (06/15/2015) [-]
me too.
#1247364 - idk I stopped paying attention when he came on since I watched… 06/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1247349 - If you have the 360 game disc, Itll download to xbone  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#1247360 - youngneil (06/15/2015) [-]
Oh, that's rad. And is Fallout Shelter really coming to One?
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#1247364 - damandan (06/15/2015) [-]
idk I stopped paying attention when he came on since I watched him last night
#1247335 - >mad catz >better  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1247363 - voltkills (06/15/2015) [-]
i didnt even know they made xbox controllers, scruff is what i had in mind.
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#1247367 - damandan (06/15/2015) [-]
I just really hate mad catz
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#1247370 - voltkills (06/15/2015) [-]
me too.
#1247327 - They said itll download it 06/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1246571 - heres the figure we saw during the character creator in FO  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1246588 - lulzforalpsplane (06/15/2015) [-]
Nigger.
#47859 - I want to say because all high school and most NCAA baseball t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#47860 - repostsrepost (06/09/2015) [-]
I don't know about high school but I know college baseball is still in the postseason. So yeah how does that work for players who get drafted on the teams going to Omaha?

I guess its because if they wait for the season to end it'll be after October, leaving these college and high school players who graduate stuck in limbo until well into the next school year.
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#47861 - mimisiku (06/09/2015) [-]
If they get drafted and are going to Omaha I'm sure they'll just join their new team when their season ends? Just a guess. Never looked too deep into the MLB draft even though I was raised in baseball.
#37 - To be fair he was using snapchat and for some reason they only…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on technique o__o 0
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#41 - Virt (06/09/2015) [-]
i love when people film me
#394422 - by not caring 06/08/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#394419 - >MLB  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#394463 - badmotorfinger (06/09/2015) [-]
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#394530 - qxangelxp (06/09/2015) [-]
<MLP
#394418 - Hey thats my pic  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#394428 - Ihazfunkitty (06/08/2015) [-]
youre a savage
#394420 - thebestpieever (06/08/2015) [-]
How can you live like that?
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#394422 - damandan (06/08/2015) [-]
by not caring
#47835 - Didnt OTL just do that today?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#47837 - awesomerninjathing (06/08/2015) [-]
who is OTL
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#47838 - saltyfries (06/08/2015) [-]
outside the lines
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#47836 - saltyfries (06/08/2015) [-]
I hope (no pun intended) Bob Ley ripped this story a new one
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#270 - saltyfries (04/18/2016) [-]
coming soon to Orlando dude! badnewsanon you should see this too and joelizardman Mako testing front seat onride HD POV SeaWorld Orlando
#271 to #270 - joelizardman (04/18/2016) [-]
God I haven't been to Sea World in years. Despite living, like, 20 minutes from it. I may need to change that.
#262 - damandan ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

Can we kinda set up a list on who is who

I'm Crab Legs
#269 to #262 - blazingpelt (09/11/2015) [-]
Missing Fingaz
#268 to #262 - arsonistchapel (09/11/2015) [-]
Caroll of the Bells.
#267 to #262 - chronoeagle (09/11/2015) [-]
Scottsdale Whiteskins. Sadly playing against Gronk this week :'(
#266 to #262 - MillionsKnives (09/11/2015) [-]
Stairway to Evans
#265 to #262 - suddenk (09/11/2015) [-]
Fifty Shades Of Jay Cutler
#264 to #262 - hockeykicksass ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
Beats by Ray
#263 to #262 - sphincterface (09/11/2015) [-]
Wookie of the Year.
#260 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

Draft time
#240 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

draft at 11 est today is that alright or tomorrow?
#261 to #240 - sphincterface (09/09/2015) [-]
11 est...would that be like 10 at my time zone? Because I seriously get off work right at 10.
#247 to #240 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
IT WONT LET ME ******* CHANGE
#259 to #247 - blazingpelt (09/09/2015) [-]
Good thing I was on point and ready
Oh wait, I can't even log in because ESPN's site is terrible.
#258 to #247 - chronoeagle (09/09/2015) [-]
We'll see who set up their auto draft the best soon.
#253 to #247 - suddenk (09/09/2015) [-]
#245 to #240 - MillionsKnives (09/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd prefer tomorrow as well, as I work in the morning.
#254 to #245 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
cant chnage
#256 to #254 - MillionsKnives (09/09/2015) [-]
;_;
#250 to #245 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
maybe i did
#248 to #245 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
it wont let me change
#244 to #240 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Since everyone cant see this I'll do it tomorrow. the reason why is I managed to get my friend in
#243 to #240 - suddenk (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm ok with whatever
#241 to #240 - hockeykicksass ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Can you push it to tomorrow, I get up at 5 for work and I don't want to be up that late
#255 to #241 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
cant change
#251 to #241 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
maybe i did
#249 to #241 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
it wont let me change
#242 to #241 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
yeah its prob better for everyone
#237 - fuckberries (09/08/2015) [-]
Hey man... sorry about the missing the draft.. I started working overnight and I was asleep for the draft.
#238 to #237 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Email is packers848848@ aim.com
#246 to #238 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
sorry man my friend got it
#257 to #246 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Sall good bud
#239 to #238 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
damandan add him
#222 - damandan ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk, panicchemical

does anyone have any problems if I move the draft to Mon, tues, or weds at about 9?
#232 to #222 - sphincterface (08/28/2015) [-]
Which monday? Like on the 5th? Because it's Labor Day then and I don't have plans. Saturday Night works this saturday for me any time. Also, there has been a change of plans and I may possibly be able to make it on the original day.
#230 to #222 - arsonistchapel (08/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I work weekdays 6-12pm
#229 to #222 - chronoeagle (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm fine with whatever if it's after 3 pm cdt if it's a workday.
#227 to #222 - hockeykicksass ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Im cool with whatever date as long as its after like 4:00 PM Eastern
#228 to #227 - blazingpelt (08/27/2015) [-]
Same
#226 to #222 - panicchemical (08/27/2015) [-]
i haven't got an invite and Mon or wed would work best but i can do tue
#233 to #226 - damandan ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
check again
#234 to #233 - panicchemical (08/30/2015) [-]
sorry nope what site do you have it under espn, nfl?
#236 to #234 - damandan ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
wolfpack6592 right?
#235 to #234 - damandan ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
ESPN. Check your spam
#224 to #222 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
9 at what time exactly?
#225 to #224 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
As in time zone.
#231 to #225 - damandan ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
Eastern
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#190 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Read a lot. Hang out with my super cool dog. What about you?
#211 to #190 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I see....it hurts to know that you heart belongs to admin. but if you want to see something really funny, you should see my junk
#212 to #211 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It hurts me too since hell never love me back
#213 to #212 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I know i can be better, funnier, and junkier than him
#214 to #213 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. Watch your mouth or hell strike you down and ban you
#215 to #214 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I fear no ban. I'll still come back for you
#216 to #215 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Dansbeenbanned
#217 to #216 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Dabanneddan
#218 to #217 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha exactly
#219 to #218 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Yousaynobanplz i know I'm stupid
#220 to #219 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
If I got banned it'd just mean I could move on with my life and get off my phone. Lol
#221 to #220 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
...what's that
#191 to #190 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Omg i Love dogs. Can't wait to see my dog this weekend. I hang with friends, watch tv, play games, sports things. What breed do you have
#192 to #191 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Border collie
#193 to #192 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Awww omg he's so cute. What's his/her name
#194 to #193 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. She's laying with a bunch of spawn. Her name is Lucifer
#195 to #194 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
That's awesome haha. How old is she?
#196 to #195 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
2
#197 to #196 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
wow she's still a puppy. mine is 14
#198 to #197 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I got her at 8 weeks
#199 to #198 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Where did you get her from
#200 to #199 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Texas
#201 to #200 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Wait what
#202 to #201 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
She flew over on an airplane. And we drove to Alabama to get zeus
#203 to #202 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh you guys go extreme for adoptions haha
#204 to #203 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha. No were cheap
#205 to #204 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I thought cheap was adopting from like spca
#206 to #205 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Well I wanted a border collie. And I waited for almost a year checking rescues all over Florida and every time one became available there was a waiting list a mile long
#207 to #206 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh wow i had no idea it was crazy like that
#208 to #207 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It depends on what you want. And a lot of timing
#209 to #208 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I guess so haha. So tell me, what do like in a man
#210 to #209 - yousaygoodbye
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He's gotta be funny and he's gotta have junk
#186 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
hey man personal request here. can you firebomb all of your comments, and set your profile to only friends can view it? for some reason when i enter my email into google, it brings me to this profile. i must have commented it, and deleted it some time ago. please help me out. im trying to get an athletic scholarship and i dont want my email traced back to funnyjunk.
#187 to #186 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
I just deleted the thread you were apart of. Check it again
#188 to #187 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
it brings me to your profile.
#189 to #188 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Well I just changed the privacy settings
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#170 to #169 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean I go to UCF haha so yea I live in Orlando
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#172 to #171 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Thats not good. Where do you live?
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#174 to #173 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Tampa? Deltona? Which city?
#175 to #174 - yousaygoodbye
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#176 to #175 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Well thats not too far from me haha
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#178 to #177 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean an hour drive is worth to see a cute girl and puppies haha
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#180 to #179 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Well cute girls are more fun to play with anyways haha
#181 to #180 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Where did the puppies go though
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#183 to #182 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Awkward=cute

cute+ awkward=super cute=you
Math is awesome
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#185 to #184 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Well to hell with other people then haha. So how was your valentines day
#167 - saltyfries (12/08/2014) [-]
My boys are heading to your town, support them ************
#168 to #167 - damandan ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
***** I live in Orlando. I supported them last year though