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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
Last Login:5/27/2016
Location:florida
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#49179 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49181 - saltyfries (08/24/2015) [-]
digging the new Rollins gear
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#49182 - damandan (08/24/2015) [-]
yeah its kinda sick
#49177 - what are they chanting?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49178 - saltyfries (08/24/2015) [-]
john cena sucks to the beat of his song
#49179 - damandan (08/24/2015) [-]
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#49181 - saltyfries (08/24/2015) [-]
digging the new Rollins gear
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#49182 - damandan (08/24/2015) [-]
yeah its kinda sick
#49172 - I swear I heard something break 08/24/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#49170 - didnt know Miz was part of the akatsuki  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
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#49171 - saltyfries (08/24/2015) [-]
topkek
#49166 - arrow looks like a limp dick in the ring  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49167 - saltyfries (08/24/2015) [-]
arrow made a nice dive
#49164 - The only reason Im watching the match is because of Neville  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49165 - saltyfries (08/24/2015) [-]
same, but I have a feeling it's going to suck, bad
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#49166 - damandan (08/24/2015) [-]
arrow looks like a limp dick in the ring
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#49167 - saltyfries (08/24/2015) [-]
arrow made a nice dive
#49160 - looking at Lana was the only good part about the match 08/24/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#49155 - You sure about botch free  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49156 - saltyfries (08/23/2015) [-]
#49153 - No this is the first PPV Ive watched in a while  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#49151 - Well now I like the dragons  [+] (6 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49152 - saltyfries (08/23/2015) [-]
Botch free Sin Cara

did you watch NXT Brooklyn last night?
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#49155 - damandan (08/23/2015) [-]
You sure about botch free
#49157 - profhershellayton (08/23/2015) [-]
#49156 - saltyfries (08/23/2015) [-]
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#49153 - damandan (08/23/2015) [-]
No this is the first PPV Ive watched in a while
#49148 - So does WWE just use racist stereotypes to create tag teams?  [+] (9 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#49150 - saltyfries (08/23/2015) [-]
and I'm not even a SJW
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#49149 - saltyfries (08/23/2015) [-]
yeah for non white teams, a big reason Vince has to go, he's racist and sexist.
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#49151 - damandan (08/23/2015) [-]
Well now I like the dragons
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#49152 - saltyfries (08/23/2015) [-]
Botch free Sin Cara

did you watch NXT Brooklyn last night?
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#49155 - damandan (08/23/2015) [-]
You sure about botch free
#49157 - profhershellayton (08/23/2015) [-]
#49156 - saltyfries (08/23/2015) [-]
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#49153 - damandan (08/23/2015) [-]
No this is the first PPV Ive watched in a while
#49141 - Picture 08/23/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#31 - home run=hit. Richie Shaffer made his first career hit in his … 08/23/2015 on description +1
#29 - description  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2015 on description 0
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#30 - baryonyxer (08/23/2015) [-]
It says his first home run. It was his first hit.
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#31 - damandan (08/23/2015) [-]
home run=hit. Richie Shaffer made his first career hit in his second game in the majors which happened to be a home run
#28 - how is the disruption wrong  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2015 on description 0
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#29 - damandan (08/23/2015) [-]
description
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#30 - baryonyxer (08/23/2015) [-]
It says his first home run. It was his first hit.
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#31 - damandan (08/23/2015) [-]
home run=hit. Richie Shaffer made his first career hit in his second game in the majors which happened to be a home run
#49117 - thats me 08/23/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#49063 - Just made an FJ Fantasy Football league. PM me your email to join 08/20/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#411304 - Thats a thing? where do you live?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#411323 - bladeboy (08/15/2015) [-]
Ontario
#411223 - how can you do another year of high school then?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#411272 - bladeboy (08/15/2015) [-]
Optional 13th year
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#411304 - damandan (08/15/2015) [-]
Thats a thing? where do you live?
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#411323 - bladeboy (08/15/2015) [-]
Ontario
#48959 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48973 - sphincterface (08/16/2015) [-]
#410978 - man buns 08/14/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#48942 - Rodgers threw a lot for the first preseason  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#48943 - saltyfries (08/14/2015) [-]
yeah I'm wishing they hadn't done that because they're on the road in preseason for the first 2 weeks, it should be ALL backups for the first 2 weeks in our case because on the road, fans don't care to see Rodgers, they care about their team, give the coach more time to process backups and BLAMMO Rodgers will be healthier and more ready for the last 2 weeks of preseason.
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#48961 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/15/2015) [-]
Well hold on one minute, as a patriots fan I would be happy to see both Brady and Rodgers on the field. That's a treat.

What disappointed me was that Brady had no one on the offense. Edleman was "injured," Gronk didn't play, Lafell didn't play, Blount didn't play. On the other hand Rodgers had Lacy, the OL, Cobb, Adams, Nelson. So of course they were actually fun to watch. Josh Boyce has been given 3 chances for the patriots squad, and every time he plays in the preseason he fails miserably. It's time to stop giving him chances. He can't catch, he deflected a ball that was intercepted, he cannot make adjustments. Just stop giving him a chance.

On the other hand, I was impressed with how the defense did against Rodgers. Butler was pretty decent. They held the offense to 3 points in 3 drives, so that's good, still preseason, but ok.

The most promising player was Jonas Gray. When Gray played that 1 game against the colts, he destroyed them. Then went to the doghouse for missing practice. I think he could be a good back.

The most disturbing thing was Garopollo. He had good and terrible moments. The 7 sacks is a terrible sign on what the season could be though.

#410831 - I am except I watch Kill La Kill and just finished Gurren Lagann 08/13/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#410794 - I need to stop watching shows that end  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#410808 - sugoi (08/13/2015) [-]
So watch anime, that shit don't ever end.
Especially One piece, jesus christ.
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#410831 - damandan (08/13/2015) [-]
I am except I watch Kill La Kill and just finished Gurren Lagann
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#410796 - badmotorfinger (08/13/2015) [-]
watch 24 theres a trillion fucking episodes of it
#48924 - Let me send you a football I can signed by him  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#48926 - saltyfries (08/12/2015) [-]
sorry, it's against the rules to get autographs while employed.
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#270 - saltyfries (04/18/2016) [-]
coming soon to Orlando dude! badnewsanon you should see this too and joelizardman Mako testing front seat onride HD POV SeaWorld Orlando
#271 to #270 - joelizardman (04/18/2016) [-]
God I haven't been to Sea World in years. Despite living, like, 20 minutes from it. I may need to change that.
#262 - damandan ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

Can we kinda set up a list on who is who

I'm Crab Legs
#269 to #262 - blazingpelt (09/11/2015) [-]
Missing Fingaz
#268 to #262 - arsonistchapel (09/11/2015) [-]
Caroll of the Bells.
#267 to #262 - chronoeagle (09/11/2015) [-]
Scottsdale Whiteskins. Sadly playing against Gronk this week :'(
#266 to #262 - MillionsKnives (09/11/2015) [-]
Stairway to Evans
#265 to #262 - suddenk (09/11/2015) [-]
Fifty Shades Of Jay Cutler
#264 to #262 - hockeykicksass (09/11/2015) [-]
Beats by Ray
#263 to #262 - sphincterface (09/11/2015) [-]
Wookie of the Year.
#260 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

Draft time
#240 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk

draft at 11 est today is that alright or tomorrow?
#261 to #240 - sphincterface (09/09/2015) [-]
11 est...would that be like 10 at my time zone? Because I seriously get off work right at 10.
#247 to #240 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
IT WONT LET ME ******* CHANGE
#259 to #247 - blazingpelt (09/09/2015) [-]
Good thing I was on point and ready
Oh wait, I can't even log in because ESPN's site is terrible.
#258 to #247 - chronoeagle (09/09/2015) [-]
We'll see who set up their auto draft the best soon.
#253 to #247 - suddenk (09/09/2015) [-]
#245 to #240 - MillionsKnives (09/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd prefer tomorrow as well, as I work in the morning.
#254 to #245 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
cant chnage
#256 to #254 - MillionsKnives (09/09/2015) [-]
;_;
#250 to #245 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
maybe i did
#248 to #245 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
it wont let me change
#244 to #240 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Since everyone cant see this I'll do it tomorrow. the reason why is I managed to get my friend in
#243 to #240 - suddenk (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm ok with whatever
#241 to #240 - hockeykicksass (09/09/2015) [-]
Can you push it to tomorrow, I get up at 5 for work and I don't want to be up that late
#255 to #241 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
cant change
#251 to #241 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
maybe i did
#249 to #241 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
it wont let me change
#242 to #241 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
yeah its prob better for everyone
#237 - fuckberries (09/08/2015) [-]
Hey man... sorry about the missing the draft.. I started working overnight and I was asleep for the draft.
#238 to #237 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Email is packers848848@ aim.com
#246 to #238 - damandan ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
sorry man my friend got it
#257 to #246 - fuckberries (09/09/2015) [-]
Sall good bud
#239 to #238 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
damandan add him
#222 - damandan ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk, panicchemical

does anyone have any problems if I move the draft to Mon, tues, or weds at about 9?
#232 to #222 - sphincterface (08/28/2015) [-]
Which monday? Like on the 5th? Because it's Labor Day then and I don't have plans. Saturday Night works this saturday for me any time. Also, there has been a change of plans and I may possibly be able to make it on the original day.
#230 to #222 - arsonistchapel (08/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I work weekdays 6-12pm
#229 to #222 - chronoeagle (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm fine with whatever if it's after 3 pm cdt if it's a workday.
#227 to #222 - hockeykicksass (08/27/2015) [-]
Im cool with whatever date as long as its after like 4:00 PM Eastern
#228 to #227 - blazingpelt (08/27/2015) [-]
Same
#226 to #222 - panicchemical ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
i haven't got an invite and Mon or wed would work best but i can do tue
#233 to #226 - damandan ONLINE (08/29/2015) [-]
check again
#234 to #233 - panicchemical ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
sorry nope what site do you have it under espn, nfl?
#236 to #234 - damandan ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
wolfpack6592 right?
#235 to #234 - damandan ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]
ESPN. Check your spam
#224 to #222 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
9 at what time exactly?
#225 to #224 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
As in time zone.
#231 to #225 - damandan ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]
Eastern
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#190 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Read a lot. Hang out with my super cool dog. What about you?
#211 to #190 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I see....it hurts to know that you heart belongs to admin. but if you want to see something really funny, you should see my junk
#212 to #211 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It hurts me too since hell never love me back
#213 to #212 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I know i can be better, funnier, and junkier than him
#214 to #213 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. Watch your mouth or hell strike you down and ban you
#215 to #214 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I fear no ban. I'll still come back for you
#216 to #215 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Dansbeenbanned
#217 to #216 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Dabanneddan
#218 to #217 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha exactly
#219 to #218 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Yousaynobanplz i know I'm stupid
#220 to #219 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
If I got banned it'd just mean I could move on with my life and get off my phone. Lol
#221 to #220 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
...what's that
#191 to #190 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Omg i Love dogs. Can't wait to see my dog this weekend. I hang with friends, watch tv, play games, sports things. What breed do you have
#192 to #191 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Border collie
#193 to #192 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Awww omg he's so cute. What's his/her name
#194 to #193 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. She's laying with a bunch of spawn. Her name is Lucifer
#195 to #194 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
That's awesome haha. How old is she?
#196 to #195 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
2
#197 to #196 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
wow she's still a puppy. mine is 14
#198 to #197 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I got her at 8 weeks
#199 to #198 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Where did you get her from
#200 to #199 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Texas
#201 to #200 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Wait what
#202 to #201 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
She flew over on an airplane. And we drove to Alabama to get zeus
#203 to #202 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh you guys go extreme for adoptions haha
#204 to #203 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha. No were cheap
#205 to #204 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I thought cheap was adopting from like spca
#206 to #205 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Well I wanted a border collie. And I waited for almost a year checking rescues all over Florida and every time one became available there was a waiting list a mile long
#207 to #206 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh wow i had no idea it was crazy like that
#208 to #207 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It depends on what you want. And a lot of timing
#209 to #208 - damandan ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
I guess so haha. So tell me, what do like in a man
#210 to #209 - yousaygoodbye
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He's gotta be funny and he's gotta have junk
#186 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
hey man personal request here. can you firebomb all of your comments, and set your profile to only friends can view it? for some reason when i enter my email into google, it brings me to this profile. i must have commented it, and deleted it some time ago. please help me out. im trying to get an athletic scholarship and i dont want my email traced back to funnyjunk.
#187 to #186 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
I just deleted the thread you were apart of. Check it again
#188 to #187 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
it brings me to your profile.
#189 to #188 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Well I just changed the privacy settings
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#170 to #169 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean I go to UCF haha so yea I live in Orlando
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#172 to #171 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Thats not good. Where do you live?
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#174 to #173 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Tampa? Deltona? Which city?
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#176 to #175 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Well thats not too far from me haha
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#178 to #177 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean an hour drive is worth to see a cute girl and puppies haha
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#180 to #179 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Well cute girls are more fun to play with anyways haha
#181 to #180 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Where did the puppies go though
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#183 to #182 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Awkward=cute

cute+ awkward=super cute=you
Math is awesome
#184 to #183 - yousaygoodbye
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#185 to #184 - damandan ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Well to hell with other people then haha. So how was your valentines day
#167 - saltyfries (12/08/2014) [-]
My boys are heading to your town, support them ************
#168 to #167 - damandan ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
***** I live in Orlando. I supported them last year though