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damandan

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#231 - Eastern 13 hours ago on damandan's profile 0
#222 - hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonist…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/27/2015 on damandan's profile 0
User avatar #232 - sphincterface (11 hours ago) [-]
Which monday? Like on the 5th? Because it's Labor Day then and I don't have plans. Saturday Night works this saturday for me any time. Also, there has been a change of plans and I may possibly be able to make it on the original day.
User avatar #230 - arsonistchapel (08/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I work weekdays 6-12pm
#229 - chronoeagle (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm fine with whatever if it's after 3 pm cdt if it's a workday.
User avatar #227 - hockeykicksass (08/27/2015) [-]
Im cool with whatever date as long as its after like 4:00 PM Eastern
User avatar #228 - blazingpelt (08/27/2015) [-]
Same
User avatar #226 - panicchemical (08/27/2015) [-]
i haven't got an invite and Mon or wed would work best but i can do tue
User avatar #224 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
9 at what time exactly?
User avatar #225 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
As in time zone.
User avatar #231 - damandan (13 hours ago) [-]
Eastern
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#49337 - What time would you prefer  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #49338 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
Well I mean I am going to be out of town all day so not able to use my computer on the 6th until like 10 my time, but I can do any day before and after that.
User avatar #49339 - suddenk (08/27/2015) [-]
Espn has a free app for fantasy football
User avatar #49340 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
Let me check it out.
#49330 - pm me your email 08/27/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#49326 - Need one more for fantasy fb. its espn. om me your email to join  [+] (9 new replies) 08/27/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #49334 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
What if I am not able to make it to the draft when it is scheduled?
User avatar #49337 - damandan (08/27/2015) [-]
What time would you prefer
User avatar #49338 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
Well I mean I am going to be out of town all day so not able to use my computer on the 6th until like 10 my time, but I can do any day before and after that.
User avatar #49339 - suddenk (08/27/2015) [-]
Espn has a free app for fantasy football
User avatar #49340 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
Let me check it out.
User avatar #49335 - suddenk (08/27/2015) [-]
Set up auto draft
User avatar #49336 - sphincterface (08/27/2015) [-]
Auto draft on ESPN won't fuck me up too much I hope.
User avatar #49329 - panicchemical (08/27/2015) [-]
dude sent me a invite
User avatar #49330 - damandan (08/27/2015) [-]
pm me your email
#69 - sweet ass of Alcatraz 08/27/2015 on Wendy Cosplay 0
#49311 - thats me 08/26/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#75 - I was in 3rd grade and remember all the teachers acting weird.… 08/26/2015 on How did you find out about... 0
#37 - I remember being at that game and knowing someone was going di…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Do the hand hurty -2
User avatar #52 - betucantmakemelol (08/26/2015) [-]
No you don't stop making crap up
#81 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
Fuck you whore
User avatar #64 - Marker (08/26/2015) [-]
You do realize that these stadiums sell tens of thousands of tickets per game and that it's entirely plausible he's telling the truth?
User avatar #109 - betucantmakemelol (08/27/2015) [-]
"Someone was going to die after that hit" what? Sure he could have been at the game but what the hell is that supposed to mean
User avatar #110 - Marker (08/27/2015) [-]
likely a figure of speech
User avatar #77 - adamannater (08/26/2015) [-]
'I dont know what the word "Knowing" means' - You
User avatar #97 - Marker (08/26/2015) [-]
can I have some of what you're smoking?
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User avatar #222 - damandan (08/27/2015) [-]
hockeykicksass, blazingpelt, suddenk, MillionsKnives, arsonistchapel, chronoeagle, sphincterface, shadowstalk, panicchemical

does anyone have any problems if I move the draft to Mon, tues, or weds at about 9?
User avatar #232 to #222 - sphincterface ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
Which monday? Like on the 5th? Because it's Labor Day then and I don't have plans. Saturday Night works this saturday for me any time. Also, there has been a change of plans and I may possibly be able to make it on the original day.
User avatar #230 to #222 - arsonistchapel (08/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I work weekdays 6-12pm
#229 to #222 - chronoeagle (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm fine with whatever if it's after 3 pm cdt if it's a workday.
User avatar #227 to #222 - hockeykicksass ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Im cool with whatever date as long as its after like 4:00 PM Eastern
User avatar #228 to #227 - blazingpelt ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
Same
User avatar #226 to #222 - panicchemical (08/27/2015) [-]
i haven't got an invite and Mon or wed would work best but i can do tue
User avatar #224 to #222 - sphincterface ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
9 at what time exactly?
User avatar #225 to #224 - sphincterface ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
As in time zone.
User avatar #231 to #225 - damandan (13 hours ago) [-]
Eastern
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User avatar #190 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Read a lot. Hang out with my super cool dog. What about you?
User avatar #211 to #190 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I see....it hurts to know that you heart belongs to admin. but if you want to see something really funny, you should see my junk
User avatar #212 to #211 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It hurts me too since hell never love me back
User avatar #213 to #212 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I know i can be better, funnier, and junkier than him
User avatar #214 to #213 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. Watch your mouth or hell strike you down and ban you
User avatar #215 to #214 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I fear no ban. I'll still come back for you
User avatar #216 to #215 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Dansbeenbanned
User avatar #217 to #216 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Dabanneddan
User avatar #218 to #217 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha exactly
User avatar #219 to #218 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Yousaynobanplz i know I'm stupid
User avatar #220 to #219 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
If I got banned it'd just mean I could move on with my life and get off my phone. Lol
User avatar #221 to #220 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
...what's that
User avatar #191 to #190 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Omg i Love dogs. Can't wait to see my dog this weekend. I hang with friends, watch tv, play games, sports things. What breed do you have
User avatar #193 to #192 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Awww omg he's so cute. What's his/her name
User avatar #194 to #193 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Lol. She's laying with a bunch of spawn. Her name is Lucifer
User avatar #195 to #194 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
That's awesome haha. How old is she?
User avatar #197 to #196 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
wow she's still a puppy. mine is 14
User avatar #198 to #197 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I got her at 8 weeks
User avatar #199 to #198 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Where did you get her from
User avatar #201 to #200 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Wait what
#202 to #201 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
She flew over on an airplane. And we drove to Alabama to get zeus
User avatar #203 to #202 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh you guys go extreme for adoptions haha
User avatar #204 to #203 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Haha. No were cheap
User avatar #205 to #204 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I thought cheap was adopting from like spca
User avatar #206 to #205 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
Well I wanted a border collie. And I waited for almost a year checking rescues all over Florida and every time one became available there was a waiting list a mile long
User avatar #207 to #206 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
Oh wow i had no idea it was crazy like that
User avatar #208 to #207 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
It depends on what you want. And a lot of timing
User avatar #209 to #208 - damandan (03/05/2015) [-]
I guess so haha. So tell me, what do like in a man
User avatar #210 to #209 - yousaygoodbye (03/05/2015) [-]
He's gotta be funny and he's gotta have junk
User avatar #186 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
hey man personal request here. can you firebomb all of your comments, and set your profile to only friends can view it? for some reason when i enter my email into google, it brings me to this profile. i must have commented it, and deleted it some time ago. please help me out. im trying to get an athletic scholarship and i dont want my email traced back to funnyjunk.
User avatar #187 to #186 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I just deleted the thread you were apart of. Check it again
User avatar #188 to #187 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/15/2015) [-]
it brings me to your profile.
User avatar #189 to #188 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well I just changed the privacy settings
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User avatar #170 to #169 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean I go to UCF haha so yea I live in Orlando
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User avatar #172 to #171 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Thats not good. Where do you live?
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User avatar #174 to #173 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Tampa? Deltona? Which city?
#175 to #174 - yousaygoodbye has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #176 to #175 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well thats not too far from me haha
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User avatar #178 to #177 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
I mean an hour drive is worth to see a cute girl and puppies haha
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User avatar #180 to #179 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well cute girls are more fun to play with anyways haha
User avatar #181 to #180 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Where did the puppies go though
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User avatar #183 to #182 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Awkward=cute

cute+ awkward=super cute=you
Math is awesome
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User avatar #185 to #184 - damandan (02/15/2015) [-]
Well to hell with other people then haha. So how was your valentines day
User avatar #167 - saltyfries (12/08/2014) [-]
My boys are heading to your town, support them ************
User avatar #168 to #167 - damandan (12/08/2014) [-]
***** I live in Orlando. I supported them last year though
User avatar #164 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
Did you get rejected by the other girl?
User avatar #165 to #164 - damandan (11/19/2014) [-]
not yet
User avatar #166 to #165 - cognosceteipsum (11/19/2014) [-]
What happened before to you? Got rejected by another girl?
User avatar #161 - damandan (09/04/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft in 20 min
User avatar #162 to #161 - blucheese (09/04/2014) [-]
Hey, who is manning face?
User avatar #163 to #162 - damandan (09/04/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #158 - sealofapproval (09/03/2014) [-]
so then are we ignoring the old league in favor of the new one?
User avatar #159 to #158 - damandan (09/03/2014) [-]
Yea
User avatar #149 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

I made a new league and emails have been sent (check your spam). Its scheduled for Wednesday but I can do tonight if everyone joins
User avatar #160 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/03/2014) [-]
Damnit, I get off work at 12ET tonight.
User avatar #156 to #155 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
why what
User avatar #152 to #149 - suddenk (09/01/2014) [-]
im cool with tonight
User avatar #151 to #149 - blazingpelt ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Tonight, nearly everybody's here
User avatar #153 to #151 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
Everyone needs to join to draft
User avatar #154 to #153 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
league
User avatar #157 to #154 - sealofapproval (09/02/2014) [-]
ok im glad we started out fresh tbh
doing a weekend night on a holliday weekend at 10pm wasnt the correct approach
this way more people can be there
User avatar #150 to #149 - arsonistchapel (09/01/2014) [-]
Do it tonight!
User avatar #147 - damandan (09/01/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja, hockeykickass

draft time
User avatar #148 to #147 - blucheese (09/01/2014) [-]
now what?
User avatar #145 - damandan (08/31/2014) [-]
spazzin, sealofapproval, blazingpelt, suddenk, phillyoMLB, blucheese, arsonistchapel, mexicaninja,

Draft is tonight at 10 EST
User avatar #146 to #145 - damandan (08/31/2014) [-]
Also anyone knows who the 10 person is in or league, I forgot
User avatar #142 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
I heard youre doing a fantasy football league, anywway i can join?
User avatar #143 to #142 - damandan (08/26/2014) [-]
yep just pm me your email
User avatar #144 to #143 - sealofapproval (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks mang
User avatar #139 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
You're more active on the hating board these days.
User avatar #140 to #139 - damandan (07/06/2014) [-]
World Cup has taken over the sports board
User avatar #141 to #140 - majormayor (07/06/2014) [-]
Fasntnig.
#137 - dawggz (06/09/2014) [-]
Here you go!
Here you go!
User avatar #136 - PopcornViking (11/08/2013) [-]
yea someone else got the angels
sorry
User avatar #130 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
go onto ondeckcirle
User avatar #131 to #130 - damandan (11/06/2013) [-]
I am
User avatar #133 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/07/2013) [-]
you have to actually go on
youre probably not gonna get in now
User avatar #134 to #133 - damandan (11/07/2013) [-]
I was at a concert
User avatar #132 to #131 - PopcornViking (11/06/2013) [-]
you need to go on chat
User avatar #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
if you want to look through all the teams
go to the quick links on the side and click master roster
User avatar #126 to #125 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
the rangers guy updates it all the time
its so ******* organized
User avatar #127 to #126 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
So I clicked on master roster but I only see one team
User avatar #128 to #127 - PopcornViking (11/05/2013) [-]
im guessing rays
you can scroll through the teams on the bar at the bottom
User avatar #129 to #128 - damandan (11/05/2013) [-]
Ok yea its really helpful
User avatar #124 - PopcornViking (11/04/2013) [-]
ondeckcircle.proboards.com/

make a chatango
say you want the angels
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