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|#51 - Picture||08/11/2013 on "Thermostat"||+3|
|#14 - does anyone know movie? [+] (1 new reply)||08/08/2013 on I Think I Know You||0|
|#112 - wow.||08/07/2013 on Rumors||+5|
|#171 - Picture||07/30/2013 on Scrabble||+1|
|#2 - Yes. and i saw summer a few days later dragging her little bra… [+] (1 new reply)||07/28/2013 on damakorithus's profile||0|
|#139 - While this is going on, I'm still stuck in woodshop with this … [+] (2 new replies)||07/28/2013 on Her fault||+5|
|#128 - i had a gf of about a year get upset with me over some … [+] (3 new replies)||07/28/2013 on Her fault||+6|
#139 - damakorithus (07/28/2013) [-]
So, at the end of the school year, at which point I've tried many different forms of restraining orders and such, hag-nipples still stalks me. At this point i'm afraid, because she's doing it even while the school staff is watching the both of us to make sure she doesnt fucking stab me in the back and call me a pig.
anyways, I have a new gf at that point, named Summer. Beautiful Blonde girl, glorious in bed, 8/10 awesome body, i love her to death. but bitch queen seems to be an old friend.
one day, after having the most possible sex in a weekend, Summer decides to go over to the dark side.
I get a note from her telling her she's done with me and that I have not one, but two girls taking me to court for rape. fucking hell, man. really?
the next day i get brought in to, basically, an interrogation room. i get questioned with things like "do you have a history of violence," "have you ever been convicted of a felony," and such.
Finally they ask me whether or not I raped these girls. In reply, I hand them my camera. on it are videos and movies made while both me and summer and me and bitch hag were fucking. I saved them for just this.
The following week, at graduation, I see bitch hag and summer off to the side of the room glaring at me with those feminazi eyes of theirs.
in my speech, i thank everyone i need to, and then add on a remark about my camera. at this, both she-troll and Summer turn beet red and look straight at the ground.
I walk off stage and smile at both of them, then go and sit down with my family.
Now i'm in my senior year at JMU. Guess who i saw working at McDonald's?
|#95 - Why not?||07/28/2013 on Black Swallower||0|
|#32 - Picture||07/27/2013 on Joke||+1|
|#567 - this is my only related picture...||07/27/2013 on The great enemy is born.||+1|
|#59 - Picture||07/27/2013 on Tittle||+1|
|#69 - Picture||07/27/2013 on this cracked me up||0|
|#52 - to properly read your mind.||07/26/2013 on Can I join?||+11|
|#53 - I taught my little sister who has a small speech impediment to…||07/25/2013 on Ysgramor's Soup Spoon||+2|
|#67 - a relationship is not a test, so why sheeeiitt?||07/17/2013 on This shit again...||0|
|#105 - Picture||07/11/2013 on A second chance...||0|
|#29 - Picture||07/10/2013 on Movies that can be...||+4|
|#23 - Picture||07/10/2013 on gamer||0|
|#52 - wrong. drugs are good, side effects are bad.||07/09/2013 on Biking is fun||0|
|#70 - Picture||07/07/2013 on [Jewing Intensifies]||+9|
|#69 - Picture||07/07/2013 on [Jewing Intensifies]||+15|
|#95 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||07/07/2013 on Laugh While You Can||0|
|#106 - yeah, they're considered pets now.||07/06/2013 on it hurts||+10|
|#14 - Made me laugh harder than it should have.||07/05/2013 on green tomato basket||+2|
|#74 - shut the **** up. [+] (1 new reply)||07/05/2013 on seductive cabbage||-1|