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dagreenjunkie

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:6/24/2011
Last Login:6/07/2015
Location:USA
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Content Views:18109
Times Content Favorited:50 times
Total Comments Made:312
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latest user's comments

#99 - Little hanging flap of kevlar 05/25/2015 on Anon goes to war 0
#98 - If you haven't jerked it on watch, you haven't lived. 05/25/2015 on Anon goes to war +2
#221 - Prepare for the Green Weenie to screw you every day, it's a l… 05/11/2015 on Goodbye FunnyJunk 0
#27 - what's with the moto pics? 05/09/2015 on PC Wallpaper Dump 0
#9 - And the people like me who aren't afraid to put on that unifor… 05/08/2015 on Pretty much it right there +1
#26 - Huh... That's a good way to put it... 11/29/2013 on Thank you, FJ 0
#24 - Yeah, I know. I don't think I'd try squad leader off the bat, …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Thank you, FJ 0
User avatar #25 - dashgamer (11/29/2013) [-]
=/ Being a squad leader's the same responsibility that's expected of everybody, it just means that you take care of yourself enough to take care of others.
#26 - dagreenjunkie (11/29/2013) [-]
Huh... That's a good way to put it...
#19 - I have heard don't volunteer for ****  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Thank you, FJ 0
User avatar #22 - dashgamer (11/29/2013) [-]
Don't be a skating shitbag, step up to the plate. If you take charge and get shit done, you might come out as a Pfc instead of just a Private.
#24 - dagreenjunkie (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know. I don't think I'd try squad leader off the bat, but Ihave considered doing it in like phase two.
User avatar #25 - dashgamer (11/29/2013) [-]
=/ Being a squad leader's the same responsibility that's expected of everybody, it just means that you take care of yourself enough to take care of others.
#26 - dagreenjunkie (11/29/2013) [-]
Huh... That's a good way to put it...
#17 - Thanks bro  [+] (6 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Thank you, FJ 0
User avatar #18 - dashgamer (11/29/2013) [-]
Oh, and uh, if you get picked as a squad leader or guide early on, you're going to get replaced if you aren't such hot-shit that it burns to touch you, because it's their sop to switch people out and gauge leadership skills of more than just three or four recruits. If you want to live the good life, though, volunteer first thing to be the whiskey locker recruit: you'll get access to all kinds of goodies.
#19 - dagreenjunkie (11/29/2013) [-]
I have heard don't volunteer for shit
User avatar #22 - dashgamer (11/29/2013) [-]
Don't be a skating shitbag, step up to the plate. If you take charge and get shit done, you might come out as a Pfc instead of just a Private.
#24 - dagreenjunkie (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know. I don't think I'd try squad leader off the bat, but Ihave considered doing it in like phase two.
User avatar #25 - dashgamer (11/29/2013) [-]
=/ Being a squad leader's the same responsibility that's expected of everybody, it just means that you take care of yourself enough to take care of others.
#26 - dagreenjunkie (11/29/2013) [-]
Huh... That's a good way to put it...
#15 - Lol, sorry man. Hard to pick up on things like that through co…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Thank you, FJ 0
#16 - dashgamer (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's all right. Just remember the creed "be excellent to each other." They shove Honor, Courage, Commitment and JJDIDTIEBUCKLE down your throat, but people still fuck one another over.
One piece of advice I learned as a civilian: when you're bar-hopping, don't wear a shirt that denotes you have anything to do with the Corps, because instead of attracting ladies you'll get pulled into boring political conversations and have a thousand insincere thankyous. When you and your buddies go out to get laid when you get to the fleet, making it obvious you're a Marine is the number one way to go home empty-handed.
Oh, and hold your piss in during bootcamp, don't be one of those recruits that everybody else tells stories about for the rest of their lives because he pissed his pants on a hump.
#17 - dagreenjunkie (11/29/2013) [-]
Thanks bro
User avatar #18 - dashgamer (11/29/2013) [-]
Oh, and uh, if you get picked as a squad leader or guide early on, you're going to get replaced if you aren't such hot-shit that it burns to touch you, because it's their sop to switch people out and gauge leadership skills of more than just three or four recruits. If you want to live the good life, though, volunteer first thing to be the whiskey locker recruit: you'll get access to all kinds of goodies.
#19 - dagreenjunkie (11/29/2013) [-]
I have heard don't volunteer for shit
User avatar #22 - dashgamer (11/29/2013) [-]
Don't be a skating shitbag, step up to the plate. If you take charge and get shit done, you might come out as a Pfc instead of just a Private.
#24 - dagreenjunkie (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know. I don't think I'd try squad leader off the bat, but Ihave considered doing it in like phase two.
User avatar #25 - dashgamer (11/29/2013) [-]
=/ Being a squad leader's the same responsibility that's expected of everybody, it just means that you take care of yourself enough to take care of others.
#26 - dagreenjunkie (11/29/2013) [-]
Huh... That's a good way to put it...
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