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dagold

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:1/19/2010
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#89 - Thank you good sir 19 hours ago on 3scary +1
#128 - sooo... go ahead and let him keep killing his own people for luls?  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Why Poland 0
User avatar #132 - aldkai (13 hours ago) [-]
You guys really can't accept responsibility for crimes can you? That's why this discussion is pointless.
#33 - dealing with people who strap bombs to children and tell them …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Why Poland +4
#54 - anonexplains (03/03/2015) [-]
which wouldnt be a fucking issue in the first place if you didnt overthrow the goverment and fuck up everything when you invaded.
User avatar #128 - dagold (19 hours ago) [-]
sooo... go ahead and let him keep killing his own people for luls?
User avatar #132 - aldkai (13 hours ago) [-]
You guys really can't accept responsibility for crimes can you? That's why this discussion is pointless.
User avatar #115 - therockofshame (23 hours ago) [-]
Well he was batshit insane and would have given us more trouble than he was worth if he were alive. Just a thought.
#101 - That mother deserves to be locked in a cell with a bunch of mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on OC is just so damn hard to... +1
#102 - bellcurve (03/03/2015) [-]
well i don't know what it is she deserves, but she's damn lucky she's not in my state/ city
#98 - yes  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2015 on OC is just so damn hard to... 0
#100 - bellcurve (03/03/2015) [-]
under those circumstances, that mother definitely deserves a punishment that outweighs her own crime.
User avatar #101 - dagold (03/03/2015) [-]
That mother deserves to be locked in a cell with a bunch of mothers who have lost their children.
#102 - bellcurve (03/03/2015) [-]
well i don't know what it is she deserves, but she's damn lucky she's not in my state/ city
#49 - Never had the talk. Stepdad threw me a playboy and that was th…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Sex talk +4
#59 - anonexplains (03/03/2015) [-]
could be worse

mine threw me his dick
User avatar #79 - sherlockbatman (23 hours ago) [-]
it's not supposed to come off
#23 - Don't you mean retardis?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2015 on 3scary +11
#67 - moisture (23 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #89 - dagold (19 hours ago) [-]
Thank you good sir
#15 - Christ I've been watching for it the whole time. At least now I know  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #73 - capslockrage (03/03/2015) [-]
Yeah there is a scene in a movie where a guy does that, they made the game character copy him as a joke.
#9 - Oh, that explains it because I have almost played through twic…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #14 - sptnfouroneseven (03/03/2015) [-]
Yeah it was a gif they made for an award they won.
User avatar #15 - dagold (03/03/2015) [-]
Christ I've been watching for it the whole time. At least now I know
User avatar #73 - capslockrage (03/03/2015) [-]
Yeah there is a scene in a movie where a guy does that, they made the game character copy him as a joke.
#7 - I'm playing this game right now on a new game plus, but I cann…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #8 - jcjohnson (03/03/2015) [-]
I have never play the game unfortunately, but I think this is just a gif that Naughty Dog made.
User avatar #9 - dagold (03/03/2015) [-]
Oh, that explains it because I have almost played through twice now and I couldn't find it
User avatar #14 - sptnfouroneseven (03/03/2015) [-]
Yeah it was a gif they made for an award they won.
User avatar #15 - dagold (03/03/2015) [-]
Christ I've been watching for it the whole time. At least now I know
User avatar #73 - capslockrage (03/03/2015) [-]
Yeah there is a scene in a movie where a guy does that, they made the game character copy him as a joke.

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#50 - lordgeneral (04/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#48 - lordgeneral (03/22/2014) [-]
founded a cult with dagold
User avatar #49 to #48 - dagold (03/22/2014) [-]
excellent
User avatar #47 - scvice (01/19/2014) [-]
Nice Profile Pic
User avatar #10 - acharminbear (08/12/2013) [-]
So, I heard you were a soldier. Who do you fight for?
User avatar #46 to #10 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
(replying to this because it won't let me on the others)
What do you mean it sneaks up on you?
User avatar #11 to #10 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
I'm American.
User avatar #12 to #11 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
What branch?
User avatar #13 to #12 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
Army, combat medic
User avatar #14 to #13 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
Holy **** , that's exactly what i plan to do.
User avatar #15 to #14 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
Expect a long, tough road. And if you end up in foxtrot at AIT, expect to run a lot.
User avatar #16 to #15 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
**** . I hate running. Are you in the Rangers or Green Berets or anything of that sort?
User avatar #17 to #16 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
I hated running too, but then when you do battalion runs and you outrun 1200 other people you feel pretty good about yourself. And ha, no. I just got out of AIT about a month ago, I'm nothing special just yet. I can answer any questions about the training you have though.
#18 to #17 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
What's it like being a combat medic? Do people respect you a lot?
I meant to but this on my last picture.
User avatar #20 to #18 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
It is actually one of the most respected MOSs. If you show you know what you are doing people will always be happy to see you, call you doc, and if you are senior medical personnel you can order around a captain if the situation calls for it.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
Ah, right. Your MOS is your job in the military, and is run by codes. Infantry is 11B, medics are 68W, stuff like that. Medics are a high value addition to any squad because their job is to keep the soldiers alive, which usually causes them to be well guarded.
User avatar #23 to #22 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. I'm sorry I'm asking a lot of questions, I plan on joining the second I'm 18 (I'm 15 now). Whats the best way to prepare? Right now I'm in football but I'm about to quit, and I'm in FFA. My school has an ROTC program, but the people in in aren't respected at all.
User avatar #24 to #23 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
Don't worry about asking the questions, my knowledge is no good if I can't share it. Honestly if you want to get ready for basic, do a lot of pushups, sit ups, and running and expect to do a lot of them. The PT tests run on these three and they are common methods of smoking. Another fun one is being left in the front leaning rest. If you want to know how much that sucks, get into the push up ready position and just stay there for a whole minute without flexing your back. Also, sleep while you can.
User avatar #25 to #24 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
I've done that push-up thing in football practices. Would it be a bad thing for me to quit football> Also, How would college work, because don't you need some form of doctorate to be a medic?
User avatar #26 to #25 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
quitting football won't hurt you other than needing a new way to stay in shape. As for a doctorate, no. You are thinking of a PA, which is an officer in charge of aid stations. To be a medic you need a national EMT certification but if you don't have one you get one while there, though that doubles your time at AIT. If you want your training to be 4 months (including basic) instead of six, get a national EMT cert before you ship out.
User avatar #27 to #26 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
Is that very hard?
User avatar #28 to #27 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
For some. For me it was pretty easy, but I've always been good at tests and paying attention. Once you get past EMT and pass your final PT test (This is halfway through AIT) you will receive gold phase privileges which is eating where you want for dinner and getting to leave post on weekends. After EMT is whiskey side, which is the actual medic training (medics are called 68 whiskeys) and it is much more physically demanding. I would call the EMT side death by power point, and whiskey side death by IV stick. Your final step will be camp bolis, which will be the most physically demanding and beat the hell out of you, but it is so worth it in the end.
#30 to #28 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
as context, me before heading out into the field
#31 to #30 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
and this is when I got back
User avatar #34 to #31 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
you don't look that different...
User avatar #29 to #28 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
This all happens within those 4 or 6 weeks?
User avatar #32 to #29 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
EMT is about 8 weeks total, but the actual class is six weeks. Whiskey side is another 6 weeks, then you go to bullis for two weeks, and then you have a week of out processing.
User avatar #33 to #32 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
So, if I were to get EMT done now, It would only be 15 weeks as opposed to 23?
User avatar #19 to #18 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
*comment
User avatar #35 to #19 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
(replying to this because it won't let me on the others)

I probably did the math wrong on that... AIT is 16 weeks total, 26 with basic training. As for the pictures I guess you can't see it as well, but I was bruised up and dirty. I could upload shots from the actual camp bollis training if you want though.

As for getting an EMT cert now, yes that will drastically shorten your training because you won't need the classes. You would be accelerated to a company already in gold phase. Just make sure it is a national cert, they won't take a state cert.
User avatar #36 to #35 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
Oh hell you are bruised up! Just wondering, whats you company and division?
User avatar #37 to #36 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
Currently awaiting permanent assignment, I report to my new unit this weekend actually.
User avatar #38 to #37 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
I have to report to school in a few days
User avatar #39 to #38 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
heh, it will fly by, it might feel like forever but when you walk into the auditorium and everyone is cheering it will hit you with a big old "Holy **** I'm graduating high school." You'll probably miss school for a year or two because you are bored, and then you will be happy to be free of all the drama.
User avatar #40 to #39 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
I won't be bored, I'll probably be in PT by then
User avatar #41 to #40 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
true enough. I waited until I was 22 to sign up (I'm 23 now) because I wanted to be sure it was what I wanted. Granted that makes my promotability a bit screwed up, but it doesn't matter.
User avatar #42 to #41 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
How easy is it to be promoted? I've seen a lot of shows that make it seem like a cakewalk, but both of my grandfathers were specialists and never anything more.
User avatar #43 to #42 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
going from private to specialist is literally just a matter of time if you don't **** up. After 6 months you go from pvt to pv2, another 6 months to a year is pfc, after another year or so is specialist. After that is NCO ranks, which you need to be an exceptional soldier to make because you are expected to lead. You go before a board and answer questions, and they decide if you deserve to be an NCO or not.
User avatar #44 to #43 - acharminbear (08/13/2013) [-]
That explains it. My grandpas probably didn't want to do that. Have you made any friends in the Army?
User avatar #45 to #44 - dagold (08/13/2013) [-]
Yes, quite a few. Some of them are even invited to my wedding. My room mate at AIT was my bunk mate in basic, so we were literally together non-stop for six months. He became like a brother to me, and I would trust him with my life any time. You are going to hate people in the army, and you will become family with people in the army, it sneaks up on you.
User avatar #9 - edzeppelin (04/13/2011) [-]
Friended for knowing Ron White :D
#4 - bobJML (03/06/2011) [-]
DUDE OMG WHAT'S UP?
DUDE OMG WHAT'S UP?
User avatar #5 to #6 - dagold (03/06/2011) [-]
Not too much here, congrats on reaching max level!
User avatar #6 to #7 - bobJML (03/06/2011) [-]
I'm not level 37 lol.
User avatar #7 to #8 - dagold (03/06/2011) [-]
Oh damn shows how much i pay attention! I level up pretty slow but mine is mostly through comments.
User avatar #8 to #9 - bobJML (03/06/2011) [-]
I'm almost at level 31. I need to upload some new content so I can level up.
User avatar #2 - ARealLiveKazakhGuy (05/20/2010) [-]
doctor, my sister has cancer.....
User avatar #3 to #4 - dagold (05/20/2010) [-]
Zombie cancer!
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