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|#90 - People can be hateful and cruel, but it takes a true monster t…||5 hours ago on Daww||0|
|#19 - Bean bag gun, notice how the guy just recoils in pain instead … [+] (5 new replies)||14 hours ago on Mo Money||+27|
#104 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
This kills the man if he's that close.
#55 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
Bean bag can be lethal from that distance
|#31 - You clever **** , you. have a thumb.||15 hours ago on She triggered me!||+3|
|#48 - I get the distinct impression you are an angry white girl with…||15 hours ago on Racism nd shit Pt.2||+1|
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|#71 - Left her for cheating on me with another soldier, sadly. But n…||15 hours ago on Based Hotwheels||0|
|#69 - My ex wife made me do all the ******* work. [+] (2 new replies)||15 hours ago on Based Hotwheels||+1|
|#88 - Thanks for the pointers. I helped raise my niece from birth so… [+] (2 new replies)||15 hours ago on Daww||0|
|#12 - My daughter will be born in the next couple weeks, I look forw… [+] (13 new replies)||12/21/2014 on Daww||+64|
#55 - holycrapimacupcake (12/21/2014) [-]
Also if you need to, like say if the baby is just being fussy to be fussy, let it cry, it's actually good for it, it'll let it get some steam out and it'll be out like a light. When my nephew was a few months old I'd do that when I was watching him, he'd just start crying for no reason, I'd just fed him and changed him, all the jazz, so I just tucked him into his crib and sat in the living room for a little while.
#52 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
Please, always remember to be patient with the baby. Babies can't communicate their needs and desires very well, and so they will cry and scream. Just try to cool yourself down when you are stressed and don't freak out every time the little one shrieks. Also, try to touch and talk to you baby whenever you can. Babies literally need social interaction. Of course, they need alone time too, but seriously, give that baby some kisses and one-sided conversations sometimes.
#38 - DoktorHax (12/21/2014) [-]
In addition to what the other bloke said, store all your household chemicals above chest height. Soap, laundry powder, kitchen stuff, nuclear waste, and aerosols. And keep your cup of coffee far away from you if you are holding a child. Nothing worse than boiling hot coffee on both of you.
#29 - nikolaier (12/21/2014) [-]
Is the house childproofed?
No really, you can't have any edges, open power outlets or unlocked doors for areas she shouldn't be in.
Second, stock some cleaning supplies for every area you can think of. A child painting on a wall is very common.
A third tip I have is to make sure small things like keys will stay out of reach, and more importantly out of the mouth, of your child.
One more thing, you cant predict how fast a child is going to learn how to crawl or walk.
#32 - imadps (12/21/2014) [-]
You can predict it, but according to my parents, I was walking before I could properly crawl at 8mos. old.
Locked doors shouldn't be a problem until like 10 months, but open plugins and small objects are spot on hazards. I've helped raised my two youngest siblings and it seems to be universal that small things have a craving for danger.
Also, close all low-height windows. My little brother was leaning out of a screenless window once and landed in a pile of snow. Lucky it was winter or he'd probably have cried.
|#18 - I would watch that movie at least once, just to see how they p…||12/19/2014 on This would have been better||+3|