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Date Signed Up:1/19/2010
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#36 - It is a high def Minecraft with much scarier zombies. I enjoy … 08/24/2016 on Steam review +3
#33 - I'm a descendant of a Viking clan, does that count? … 08/21/2016 on Casket 0
#33 - My most common mistake is that I have always given my girlfrie…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2016 on that's sexist! 0
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#58 - welcomemat (08/17/2016) [-]
You should find a girl who is less fickle then
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#36 - platinumaltaria (08/17/2016) [-]
My most common mistake is trusting you goddamn humans.
#32 - I found a girl with the same interests, same sense of humor, c…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/17/2016 on that's sexist! +9
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#43 - donatelo (08/17/2016) [-]
Damn bro...
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#42 - lvlonemeepo (08/17/2016) [-]
The key isn't to find someone who is like you. It's to find someone who is better than you. Find someone who is not shallow, which is not easy to find, it is actually extremely difficult. Another key, is be assertive. If your significant other cannot handle you placing rules and places to be. It's most likely because they want to have places to go, places to be, in case you are not around. I'm not saying you do or don't do any of these things, mostly just saying this to everyone who gits a goilfriend.
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#49 - manofparody (08/17/2016) [-]
I found that.

She still cheated on me.

Together for 3 years, and I don't have proof she cheated on me but all the evidence was there (Coming home later, freaked out when I got on her tablet where her facebook is, started dating this guy 2 weeks after we broke up).

Found out she lied about the smallest shit throughout the relationship, shit that didn't even matter.

Sometimes women are just pieces of shit who are the best actresses in the world. Looking back, I honestly can't tell if she was ever in love with me (Even though she was 'crazy about me' and drew me sweet pictures all the time), or if she just did it because her last boyfriend treated her like shit and I was a nice guy, and she didn't want to be alone.
#50 - lvlonemeepo (08/17/2016) [-]
I hate to be smug, but you just said you didn't find someone who was truly better than you. It's gonna take some givin', don't lose hope my friend. There is undoubtedly shitty people, and you found yourself someone who was worse than you. I'm sorry to hear that by the way friend. Pic unrelated, or related on some kind of cosmic plane of thinking.
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#57 - manofparody (08/17/2016) [-]
Except she still cared about everyone and still seemed like an angel, she just removed me from her life like it wasn't anything to second guess.
She cried a bunch in the beginning, more than she saw me cry, but after like 3 weeks, she was a different person. She never looked my way and refused to ever acknowledge that I existed.

She was better than me. I'm not sure what happened at the end and I don't think I'll ever understand it or get answers, but she was better than me excluding how she dealt with the breakup.
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#59 - lvlonemeepo (08/17/2016) [-]
It sounds like you're beating yourself up over it. If it didn't work, it wasn't right. You'll find someone better, trust in that. Don't let take the mentality that all girls are fucked and you'll never find the miss that truly is the best for you and is loyal. But do not jump the gun on every girl you can get. Make friends, make girl friends. They'll come to you, take the time to sort them out. Look at behavior and ask what she's been like in past relations. You'll be stellar pal, just don't stress it.
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#60 - manofparody (08/17/2016) [-]
Except life isn't like that. It doesn't 'just work out' in life. People settle all the time, and for someone who was worst or someone they don't connect with as much.

THAT'S life. Not working things out when things get difficult, but leaving because you're scared of working through shit. Life is loving someone you love more than anything, then losing that person and settling for someone you love, but less. Life is working your ass off to get what you want and show true changes to people you care about, and those people turning away from you.

Life fucking sucks, and unfortunately it doesn't 'just work out'.
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#61 - lvlonemeepo (08/17/2016) [-]
I disagree. You're letting emotions get to you. You'll see later friend.
#38 - macabrealucard (08/17/2016) [-]
I feel you man, almost exact same situation. I thought I was doing a pretty good job. 5 years, thousands of dollars, engagement ring, giving up the things I loved....
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#35 - TheBlackOp (08/17/2016) [-]
Bitches cheat. Women are waaay too emotional and cheat if their emotions go haywire for one minute. Men are much more logical and if we cheat its not because our emotions got the better of us, it would be because our dicks wanted it. But real men don't have their judgement fogged by our dicks. Bitches be bitchin and cheatin.
#50 - Considering how large of a fan base scrubs had, maybe you simp…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2016 on When eating snacks at the... +4
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#53 - Elk (08/16/2016) [-]
There's a difference in not appealing to everybody's sense of humor and not putting jokes into your comics. I was joking about the Scrubs line, though.
#16 - A man who wears that shirt has nothing to lose.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2016 on Short WebM compilation +8
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#23 - cacti (08/16/2016) [-]
Made me laugh harder than the content, because my oldest bro wears those kinds of shirts.
#24 - A webcomic called sexy losers. It no longer updates but still … 08/14/2016 on jump 0
#127 - Over-revving or high RPM which can cause the engine to rapidly… 08/09/2016 on military +4
#41 - Awesome, thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2016 on Dark souls comp #25, It's... 0
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#46 - warrenzthehero (08/09/2016) [-]
You don't even need Spiderwiafu to save Soldier if you have the poison cloud Pyromancies.
Once you get the Lord vessel, DO NOT enter Lost Izalith. Don't do it man.
Then, you have to kill Ceaseless Discharge in the Demon Ruins cheese tactic: aggro him and then haul as to the Fig Gate. Once he attacks and misses, attack his hand. He'll lose his grip, fall, and die. .
Then go and kill the next boss, the Old Fire Sage or whatever his name is.
Then go immediately right, there should be an opening with a root you can walk down. Follow that to a long corridor with a bunch of li'l buggos you can ignore.
Eventually you'll hit a wall. Walk right up to the center of it and cast your spell. You should see a creature's lifeboat on the other side, hopefully getting poisoned.
You'll know you got the right buggo when you kill the one and get exactly 100 souls, since that's the one that fucks with Solaire. It doesn't respawn.
Enjoy your Sunbro.



I of course didn't do any of this, and instead used the Dragonstone glitch to cheese the entire game.
#39 - Is the ring needed for saving Brolaire?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2016 on Dark souls comp #25, It's... 0
#40 - thatshadyguy (08/09/2016) [-]
Nope.

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#41 - dagold (08/09/2016) [-]
Awesome, thank you.
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#46 - warrenzthehero (08/09/2016) [-]
You don't even need Spiderwiafu to save Soldier if you have the poison cloud Pyromancies.
Once you get the Lord vessel, DO NOT enter Lost Izalith. Don't do it man.
Then, you have to kill Ceaseless Discharge in the Demon Ruins cheese tactic: aggro him and then haul as to the Fig Gate. Once he attacks and misses, attack his hand. He'll lose his grip, fall, and die. .
Then go and kill the next boss, the Old Fire Sage or whatever his name is.
Then go immediately right, there should be an opening with a root you can walk down. Follow that to a long corridor with a bunch of li'l buggos you can ignore.
Eventually you'll hit a wall. Walk right up to the center of it and cast your spell. You should see a creature's lifeboat on the other side, hopefully getting poisoned.
You'll know you got the right buggo when you kill the one and get exactly 100 souls, since that's the one that fucks with Solaire. It doesn't respawn.
Enjoy your Sunbro.



I of course didn't do any of this, and instead used the Dragonstone glitch to cheese the entire game.