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Date Signed Up:1/14/2012
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#263 - **dafunkad used "*roll picture*"** **dafunkad rolled image ** 07/30/2015 on How will you die? 0
#158 - Feminisim is the new Justin Bieber ... bring b… 07/02/2015 on One-Word +1
#2087 - **dafunkad used "*roll picture*"** **dafunkad rolled image ** 06/30/2015 on This goes up your butt 0
#60 - oh thanks, 06/30/2015 on French Self-Defence Training 0
#54 - what's the ffl ?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2015 on French Self-Defence Training 0
#56 - djoka (06/30/2015) [-]
French Foreign Legion
User avatar #60 - dafunkad (06/30/2015) [-]
oh thanks,
#68 - I think the problem here is more "in the name of freedom,…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Countries 0
#108 - anon (06/25/2015) [-]
doot doot
#105 - itsmedumbass (06/25/2015) [-]
What the hell is that thing
User avatar #178 - blokrokker (06/25/2015) [-]
It's a tardigrade
User avatar #180 - itsmedumbass (06/25/2015) [-]
Thank you. I am now more knowledgeable about the world I live in.
Shits still weird tho
User avatar #181 - blokrokker (06/25/2015) [-]
They're functionally immortal and can survive almost anything, up to and including the pure vacuum of space. Shit's wacky.
User avatar #182 - itsmedumbass (06/25/2015) [-]
i kinda want to poke one
User avatar #183 - blokrokker (06/25/2015) [-]
Good luck, the largest they get is .5mm. If you're not sure what that means, it means they're tiny as all goddamn fuck.
User avatar #185 - itsmedumbass (06/25/2015) [-]
No I know what that means, I just kinda hopped that I'd be able to poke one cause it looks like it would feel similar to a mole rat.
User avatar #188 - blokrokker (06/25/2015) [-]
I figured, I just like saying "X as all goddamn fuck". Incidentally, they're called both water bears and moss piglets. But yeah, petting or poking them is effectively impossible. I consider this a good thing, because this is only one variety of tardigrade, and the others tend to be scary as all goddamn fuck .
User avatar #189 - itsmedumbass (06/25/2015) [-]
The little tube mouth thingy reminds me of the slug scene from King Kong, shit wasn't cool man.
#66 - it will also become flat in a plastic bag  [+] (9 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Tumblr Comp 0
User avatar #68 - jokeface (06/25/2015) [-]
Well a plastic bag at least has a seal. It's better than direct exposure to open air.
User avatar #71 - shunkahawolf (06/25/2015) [-]
until it swells with carbonation and pops.
User avatar #72 - jokeface (06/25/2015) [-]
Perhaps. I don't know science all that well. What causes the CO2 to expand? I always thought gas expands when heated, and refrigeration does quite the opposite of heating.
User avatar #73 - shunkahawolf (06/25/2015) [-]
i dont know but i do know ive taken a bottle of pop out of the fridge and it was just as fizzy as one from the shelf.
User avatar #74 - jokeface (06/25/2015) [-]
As someone from Pennsylvania it makes me uncomfortable when people refer to soda as "pop". Nothing against you, as that's your culture and I won't take that away from you. But that's a weird quirk I have. Just thought I'd share a little about myself.
User avatar #77 - shunkahawolf (06/25/2015) [-]
well i guess those of us in the north are just a little more advanced than you lower states.


jk, i actually find it amusing how many different words we use for a simple carbonated beverage
User avatar #78 - jokeface (06/25/2015) [-]
How far north are you? There's only a few states north of PA so I always thought of us as northerners. Or are you in Canada?

I have family in Missouri and they call it pop as well. So I thought it was a southern thing.
User avatar #79 - shunkahawolf (06/25/2015) [-]
minnesota, and yeah it seems to be randomly scattered across the country which states refer to it as pop or soda. i wonder how that happened
User avatar #100 - transformnerdtwo (06/25/2015) [-]
In Georgia, they refer to all carbonated drinks as "coke(s)" because that's where Coke was made. P.S. I'm from Ohio, and we call it both soda and pop.
#26 - best thing i saw in ages thank you 06/23/2015 on Best idea 2015 0
#68 - Crack ?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on More Gender Equality -3
#69 - donated (06/23/2015) [-]
Lets just say. Retardation pills.
#344 - I'm not paying for my university, it's one of the be… 06/12/2015 on (Not) Price Tags 0

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User avatar #62 - thecollector (08/15/2013) [-]
Wanna sell me my beloved pet?
User avatar #48 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
Hey, long time no speak.
Have been browsing as anon for a while now.
How's things?
#49 to #48 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
hello !
I though I never talk to you again,
well my life hasn't been that good since a long time, i have a lot of work but some pretty good firends and my studies aren't doing so good (but i wasn't kicked out of my university) i'd say i'm pretty happy.

How about you ?
are you studying animal behaviour ?
how are you doing ?
User avatar #50 to #49 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
Glad you didn't get kicked out.
Why has it not been too good?
Yes, just finished my first year and got a first in every module :-)
User avatar #51 to #50 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
Haha i'm not working enough, i'm suppose to work a lot, and i don't really ^^
Erf i finish july :/

"got a first in every module", what does that mean ? means you're #1 in every module ? i'm not familir with the english system,
Are you happy ? you said you were afraid of not knowing anyone, how did it went ?
how's your mother ? and how are you doing ?
User avatar #52 to #51 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
:o July!? That's a long year for university. Haha, it is a lot of effort to keep up with the work load. Do you have a job as well?
It means I got the top grade for each module, not compared to other people. I think it's a 1.1 or 1.0 over there or something.
I have made loads of friends and have such a good social life now :-) been clubbing for the first time, went to a strip show :P etc.
My mum has moved to Stoke with my twin sister. So I have been left alone in Manchester :( had to move in with my boyfriends parents which wouldn't be so bad if my bf didn't work away all the time.
User avatar #53 to #52 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
well something like the 3rd of july but yeah it's a bit long,
No i have no time for a real job, sometimes I do some little work, like I teach some younger students maths or physics, but I don't work. You still have a job ?
Nice i'm happy for you :D you sounded a bit sad in you first messages, you met your boyfriend this year ? How long have you been with him ?
User avatar #54 to #53 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
When are your exams?
That must be pretty rewarding teaching younger students.
No, I couldn't manage work, uni and family stuff at the same time. I have an interview on Thursday though at a dog obedience school.
Thanks :)
No I have been with him for 4 years haha. Do you have a girlfriend?
User avatar #55 to #54 - dafunkad (05/11/2013) [-]
next week :(
Huu hmm, how can I tell this, I was pretty good during college, and everything felt not easy but not really hard to understand, and I'm mostly teaching to some students who have some difficulties in maths and physics, and i really feel that some of them really don't want to understand or learn. We spend hours doing some really basic things and some just seem to really don't care.
You're changing school or you're going to workk there ?
oh ok, no but there's a girl I like, and i think/hope she likes me, so we'll see.
User avatar #56 to #55 - forfeitstar (05/11/2013) [-]
I keep forgetting you're French haha. You speak / write English better than I do and better than most people I speak to.
Good luck with them :) I will keep my fingers crossed for you.
A lot of the time, if people aren't good at something they will avoid doing or put minimum effort into it. Must be **** though. Spending your own time teaching people who don't give a **** .
No, just working there over the Summer hopefully.
Good luck with the girl. You seem like a pretty cool guy so you shouldn't have a problem.
#47 - dafunkad (03/28/2013) [-]
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#42 - mathes (01/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #43 to #42 - dafunkad (01/14/2013) [-]
vas ?
User avatar #44 to #43 - mathes (01/14/2013) [-]
qeue?
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User avatar #39 - dafunkad (10/13/2012) [-]
ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyyy sexy laaaaaadyyyy.

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User avatar #35 - jetpistol (09/13/2012) [-]
Wait,,,,are you french?
User avatar #36 to #35 - dafunkad (09/13/2012) [-]
well, yes i am
User avatar #37 to #36 - jetpistol (09/14/2012) [-]
ça fait bizarre.
User avatar #38 to #37 - dafunkad (09/14/2012) [-]
de trouver d'autres fr ?

tu est fr ?

non y'en a plusieurs t'inquiète
User avatar #29 - ledaftpunkfan (06/18/2012) [-]
My you be one of my kind? a daft punk fan?
#30 to #60 - dafunkad (06/19/2012) [-]
haha yes ^^
#31 to #61 - ledaftpunkfan (06/19/2012) [-]
You knew I was going to use this didn't you?
You knew I was going to use this didn't you?
User avatar #24 - claptonisgod (06/11/2012) [-]
You are one retarded little man.
User avatar #25 to #51 - dafunkad (06/11/2012) [-]
huh ?
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