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Date Signed Up:10/03/2012
Last Login:5/16/2014
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Content Thumbs: 11119 total,  12372 ,  1253
Comment Thumbs: 2712 total,  3114 ,  402
Content Level Progress: 23.8% (119/500)
Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:12
Content Views:348694
Times Content Favorited:836 times
Total Comments Made:440
FJ Points:6546

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#170 - Pics or it didn't happen  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2013 on Cancel Gravity you say?... +1
User avatar #171 - paraplegichedgehog (02/13/2013) [-]
creepy rapish faced me or normal i'm just sitting next to my laptop picture of me? i want to know for...reasons
#175 - smokeythbear (02/13/2013) [-]
Do it faggot
User avatar #184 - paraplegichedgehog (02/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/ funny_pictures/4430122/ The+proof+is+in+the+attention+whore
User avatar #172 - daerkxp (02/13/2013) [-]
Rape face please
User avatar #181 - paraplegichedgehog (02/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/ funny_pictures/4430122/ The+proof+is+in+the+attention+whore
#13 - Picture 02/12/2013 on 4 marijuanas 0
#13 - Anyone have sources on these? I'm a bit of a skepti…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on science yo +4
#14 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
Not sure if they are all from this week, but they are all true. Just google it, I just did. :)
(Most of these were already predicted, or found in the last half year. Perhaps just a final conclusion this week?)
#19 - _Yolo indeed. 02/11/2013 on Suicide 0
#17 - Baumgartner? I think...  [+] (4 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Suicide 0
User avatar #18 - KayRed (02/11/2013) [-]
Too Google! (which I could've done originally, but fuck it, I mean yolo, amirtie?)
#36 - kingrayne (02/11/2013) [-]
#37 - KayRed (02/11/2013) [-]
There we go.
User avatar #19 - daerkxp (02/11/2013) [-]
_Yolo indeed.
#12 - So call me maybe 02/11/2013 on i cant stop 0
#19 - There is a NSFW for a reason 02/11/2013 on dat ass +17
#17 - Comment deleted 02/10/2013 on bacon 0
#4 - Too bad it never happened  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2013 on Mouth business -1
User avatar #7 - bitchplzzz (02/10/2013) [-]
Im sure dentists have at least once checked someones mouth...
#3 - I don't mind reposts at all if they're at least more than 2 da… 02/10/2013 on Jeebus 0
#8 - Looks shopped to me, but I can't tell 02/10/2013 on Poor niggas -2
#5 - My mind imeddiately did what floobity foggigy I wat 02/08/2013 on Winning an argument 0
#10 - Great, now who's gonna stop that rat bastard Swiper from swiping  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on Not in my 'Merica -1
#11 - anonymous (02/08/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 50** if dubz swiper no swipe
#69 - **daerkxp rolls 86,298** I can't wait to see how many people… 02/08/2013 on Thousands of tires die each... -2
#12 - Picture 02/08/2013 on Metal 0
#124 - Comment deleted 02/08/2013 on well... 0
#214 - I hate to ask, but I recently lost all of my reaction pics. Ca…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/07/2013 on Fun on Facebook +2
#258 - dealwithitfagg (02/07/2013) [-]
#257 - dealwithitfagg (02/07/2013) [-]
#255 - Mecryte (02/07/2013) [-]
#254 - Mecryte (02/07/2013) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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#252 - meuk (02/07/2013) [-]
#251 - meuk (02/07/2013) [-]
#224 - andrewhannaford (02/07/2013) [-]
Just a little reaction you say?
#221 - rzpdisciple (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what you'll need this for, but now you have it.
#235 - cryoshock (02/07/2013) [-]
MUST NOT FAP
#215 - EnergizierAnon (02/07/2013) [-]
lost your reaction pics? how will you react??
#387 - Picture 02/07/2013 on The Quietest Room in the World +8
#10 - Hey there good looking 02/06/2013 on daerkxp's profile 0
#2 - Picture 02/06/2013 on Oh you +1
#2826621 - I pick up the shiniest items 02/05/2013 on Play items +7
#2826608 - I enjoy collecting items, but it's just so damn hard doing all…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Play items +7
User avatar #2826614 - capslockrage (02/05/2013) [-]
I usually go most the day without picking anything up, i mostly trade
User avatar #2826621 - daerkxp (02/05/2013) [-]
I pick up the shiniest items
#2826547 - You can actually do things with items?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2013 on Play items +15
User avatar #2826551 - capslockrage (02/05/2013) [-]
Yes, pick up 1 million point value in items then turn them into magical fairy princess to get a free t-shirt
#33 - Picture 02/05/2013 on erulelord's profile 0
#46 - I never graduated highschool, but I heard some girl named Bonn…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2013 on Late for school +4
User avatar #60 - lapsushominum (02/05/2013) [-]
It's okay, Zlamous never graduated high school either, and just look at him now!
User avatar #59 - petrobrony (02/05/2013) [-]
Don't even fucking bring that up.
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User avatar #25 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - daerkxp (05/09/2013) [-]
I probably should because I don't play it anymore but I'm selfish so convince me
#27 to #26 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I could provide an endless supply of funny pictures?

Maybe because I'm a tall, dark, handsome stranger.

Or you could do it just for the fuck of it, it's really all up to you, it has always been, and it will always be all your choice, YOU are the master of your own destiny, do as you please my lord!
User avatar #28 to #27 - daerkxp (05/10/2013) [-]
Tell you what, is there any 5 in particular you are especially interested in? I might just fuck it and give them all to you but I'd probably do that
User avatar #30 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, nothing in particular, just whatever I guess haha
User avatar #29 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
let me check real quick
User avatar #14 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for the friend request. I accepted, but I should not that this is "hopefully" a temporary account.
User avatar #15 to #14 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
This is going to sound like a stupid question but your main is Marker right? It would jsut make sense from your name
User avatar #16 to #15 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
We should probably keep this conversation to one comment thread.
User avatar #17 to #16 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
But where's the adventure to that?
User avatar #18 to #17 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Touché.

Anyway, yes, that's it, but yeah, DJ 4DM1N's being an ass about it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
How skilled are you with hacking? Maybe you could just steal your own account back. Of course you probably would have done that already but just out of curiosity.
User avatar #20 to #19 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
No such luck. The best I got to trying was a Firefox extension called Fireforce, but the 10 time login limit doesn't make it as successful as I'd hoped.
User avatar #21 to #20 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
And you didn't have the account linked to any type of recovery e-mail?
User avatar #22 to #21 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh I did, he changed it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, hacking the recovery e-mail if it's discoverable could be easier. Not certainly but probably.
User avatar #24 to #23 - markertemp (04/25/2013) [-]
I wish it were that simple......
User avatar #11 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
im gonna accept your friend request anyway but im just curious. why did you friend me?
#12 to #11 - daerkxp (04/11/2013) [-]
Cool name, funny posts, and I am a friend whore. Also picture slightly related
User avatar #13 to #12 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
well in that case thank you. youll get my number sooner or later. so ill just give it to you now 4 14 75 0 40 91. no bull shit that is my honest to goodness number.
#10 - daerkxp (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey there good looking
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User avatar #7 to #6 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
An old fan of yours.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
No worries
#2 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
You have one of the best profile picture, Dali is one of my favourite artists
User avatar #4 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
*know about
2nd appreciate
#3 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, I always appreciate another person who actually knows who he is. He is my favorite artist, but nobody seems to appreciate him.
#5 to #3 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
My pleasure, Same here, its not just the art he created that fascinates me is the story behind most of his art, like your profile picture, its a bust of him that is melting because he was depressed after he lost his wife and he needs support in his life, that is the reason for the supports all over his face, and he needed something in his life to lift him up, that's why he has so many paintings with wooden supports
#1 - daltonmullens (10/20/2012) [-]
i would like the amanda todd pictures if you have them, dmullen15@yahoo. com
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