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Date Signed Up:10/03/2012
Last Login:5/29/2016
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Content Thumbs: 11122 total,  12376 ,  1254
Comment Thumbs: 3002 total,  3407 ,  405
Content Level Progress: 24% (120/500)
Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 95% (95/100)
Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:12
Content Views:349639
Times Content Favorited:826 times
Total Comments Made:460
FJ Points:6721

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#12 - Picture 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +42
#11 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +29
#16 - fractalius (02/14/2013) [-]
Holy shit moar
#19 - daerkxp (02/14/2013) [-]
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#56 - novren (02/14/2013) [-]
best one so far
#21 - fractalius (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh my god I fucking love these.
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#46 - aerosol (02/14/2013) [-]
Where on earth did you find these?
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#66 - exotic (02/14/2013) [-]
tumblr.

The great vast fangirlverse of tumblr.com
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#47 - daerkxp (02/14/2013) [-]
Source: http://thechive . com/2013/02/12/a-few-valentines-day-cards-that-are-sure-to-get-you-laid-28-photo s/ and I think a couple of them were sent to me by a friend. Enjoy c:
#48 - aerosol (02/14/2013) [-]
thanks
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#10 - For those who don't have Valentine's yet. You're welcome  [+] (36 new replies) 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +76
#71 - redeadhunter (02/14/2013) [-]
This one's pretty up-front
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#42 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
I am not a smart man. Please explain
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#43 - christopherdolan (02/14/2013) [-]
Its gaben, he's never made a game with the number three in it, therefore, people made him kind of a meme, thats basically a man who can't count to three.
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#57 - spaceturtlecadet (02/14/2013) [-]
Tf2 engineer buildings can be upgraded to level 3?
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#75 - xbenas (02/14/2013) [-]
Gabe did not develop the game ALL by himself, maybe someone else was responsible for the buildings.
#44 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
Thank you, christopherdolan.
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#45 - christopherdolan (02/14/2013) [-]
Youre welcome anon
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#13 - opis (02/14/2013) [-]
Thank you :') even if I can't have a girlfriend, I'll always have my lulz
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#16 - fractalius (02/14/2013) [-]
Holy shit moar
#19 - daerkxp (02/14/2013) [-]
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#56 - novren (02/14/2013) [-]
best one so far
#21 - fractalius (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh my god I fucking love these.
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#52 - moldypubes (02/14/2013) [-]
#46 - aerosol (02/14/2013) [-]
Where on earth did you find these?
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#66 - exotic (02/14/2013) [-]
tumblr.

The great vast fangirlverse of tumblr.com
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#47 - daerkxp (02/14/2013) [-]
Source: http://thechive . com/2013/02/12/a-few-valentines-day-cards-that-are-sure-to-get-you-laid-28-photo s/ and I think a couple of them were sent to me by a friend. Enjoy c:
#48 - aerosol (02/14/2013) [-]
thanks
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#19 - Half Life 3 confirmed 02/14/2013 on The Simpsons +4
#20 - I've never fought in a war, but my grandfather always said the… 02/13/2013 on Overly Manly Man +4
#21 - **daerkxp rolled user capslockrage ** <-- I love you 02/13/2013 on More satwcomic 0
#6 - Born in Bay City, Michigan if anyone is curious 02/13/2013 on Justin Bieber 0
#5 - Madonna was born in the US. If she wanted the American life sh…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on Justin Bieber +2
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#6 - daerkxp (02/13/2013) [-]
Born in Bay City, Michigan if anyone is curious
#12 - Picture 02/13/2013 on Parenting, you're doing it... +94
#64 - Do want 02/13/2013 on How Long Will It Take 0
#156 - How did this ******** reach the front page, lrn 2 google.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on More surprising facts! +1
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#412 - opis (02/14/2013) [-]
^this
#129 - **daerkxp rolls 07** **** it one more 02/13/2013 on gaben +1
#127 - **daerkxp rolls 58** one more try 02/13/2013 on gaben 0
#118 - ive seen people banned for it, just trying to help out bro.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on gaben 0
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#545 - whyfalsewhy (02/14/2013) [-]
No prob lol
#116 - Comment deleted 02/13/2013 on gaben 0
#110 - **daerkxp rolls 30** why not  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2013 on gaben +1
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#161 - Lookingguy (02/13/2013) [-]
**Lookingguy rolls 22**
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#162 - Lookingguy (02/13/2013) [-]
WINNAR WINNAR
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#163 - Lookingguy (02/13/2013) [-]
**Lookingguy rolled user europe **
#108 - ^this  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2013 on gaben 0
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#115 - whyfalsewhy (02/13/2013) [-]
Read the reply.
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#118 - daerkxp (02/13/2013) [-]
ive seen people banned for it, just trying to help out bro.
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#545 - whyfalsewhy (02/14/2013) [-]
No prob lol
#1 - Take my thumb you sexy bastard  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on The proof is in the... +4
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#2 - paraplegichedgehog (02/16/2013) [-]
why thank-you
#104 - inb4 ban  [+] (7 new replies) 02/13/2013 on gaben +4
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#105 - whyfalsewhy (02/13/2013) [-]
Why ban? i'm giving away the codes steam gifted me to gift to others.
#106 - anon (02/13/2013) [-]
Because promoting it isn't allowed or some shit like that. Not Dota in it self, but posting links, codes or whatever on Funnyjunk.
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#114 - whyfalsewhy (02/13/2013) [-]
I'm not posting codes the sharing of the game occurs in steam not on the FJ site, Dota is mentioned in the post so by posting about it in the comments i am not promoting the game any more than the post is.


Also i have asked the people who want the game shared with them to inbox me so as to avoid spam, chances are as well i will not get thumbs because of the persons having to go to the inbox.

I am just sharing a game it is no more against the rules than the Surgury Simulator post that made it to front page a week ago it also had the link to the site, which is worse than what i'm doing.
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#108 - daerkxp (02/13/2013) [-]
^this
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#115 - whyfalsewhy (02/13/2013) [-]
Read the reply.
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#118 - daerkxp (02/13/2013) [-]
ive seen people banned for it, just trying to help out bro.
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#545 - whyfalsewhy (02/14/2013) [-]
No prob lol
#172 - Rape face please  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on Cancel Gravity you say?... +5
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#181 - paraplegichedgehog (02/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/ funny_pictures/4430122/ The+proof+is+in+the+attention+whore
#170 - Pics or it didn't happen  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2013 on Cancel Gravity you say?... +1
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#171 - paraplegichedgehog (02/13/2013) [-]
creepy rapish faced me or normal i'm just sitting next to my laptop picture of me? i want to know for...reasons
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#175 - smokeythbear (02/13/2013) [-]
Do it faggot
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#184 - paraplegichedgehog (02/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/ funny_pictures/4430122/ The+proof+is+in+the+attention+whore
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#172 - daerkxp (02/13/2013) [-]
Rape face please
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#181 - paraplegichedgehog (02/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/ funny_pictures/4430122/ The+proof+is+in+the+attention+whore
#13 - Picture 02/12/2013 on 4 marijuanas 0
#13 - Anyone have sources on these? I'm a bit of a skepti…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on science yo +4
#14 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
Not sure if they are all from this week, but they are all true. Just google it, I just did. :)
(Most of these were already predicted, or found in the last half year. Perhaps just a final conclusion this week?)
#19 - _Yolo indeed. 02/11/2013 on Suicide 0
#17 - Baumgartner? I think...  [+] (4 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Suicide 0
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#18 - KayRed (02/11/2013) [-]
Too Google! (which I could've done originally, but fuck it, I mean yolo, amirtie?)
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#37 - KayRed (02/11/2013) [-]
There we go.
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#19 - daerkxp (02/11/2013) [-]
_Yolo indeed.
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#25 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
#26 to #25 - daerkxp (05/09/2013) [-]
I probably should because I don't play it anymore but I'm selfish so convince me
#27 to #26 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I could provide an endless supply of funny pictures?

Maybe because I'm a tall, dark, handsome stranger.

Or you could do it just for the **** of it, it's really all up to you, it has always been, and it will always be all your choice, YOU are the master of your own destiny, do as you please my lord!
#28 to #27 - daerkxp (05/10/2013) [-]
Tell you what, is there any 5 in particular you are especially interested in? I might just **** it and give them all to you but I'd probably do that
#30 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, nothing in particular, just whatever I guess haha
#29 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
let me check real quick
#14 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for the friend request. I accepted, but I should not that this is "hopefully" a temporary account.
#15 to #14 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
This is going to sound like a stupid question but your main is Marker right? It would jsut make sense from your name
#16 to #15 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
We should probably keep this conversation to one comment thread.
#17 to #16 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
But where's the adventure to that?
#18 to #17 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Touché.

Anyway, yes, that's it, but yeah, DJ 4DM1N's being an ass about it.
#19 to #18 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
How skilled are you with hacking? Maybe you could just steal your own account back. Of course you probably would have done that already but just out of curiosity.
#20 to #19 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
No such luck. The best I got to trying was a Firefox extension called Fireforce, but the 10 time login limit doesn't make it as successful as I'd hoped.
#21 to #20 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
And you didn't have the account linked to any type of recovery e-mail?
#22 to #21 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh I did, he changed it.
#23 to #22 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, hacking the recovery e-mail if it's discoverable could be easier. Not certainly but probably.
#24 to #23 - markertemp (04/25/2013) [-]
I wish it were that simple......
#11 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
im gonna accept your friend request anyway but im just curious. why did you friend me?
#12 to #11 - daerkxp (04/11/2013) [-]
Cool name, funny posts, and I am a friend whore. Also picture slightly related
#13 to #12 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
well in that case thank you. youll get my number sooner or later. so ill just give it to you now 4 14 75 0 40 91. no bull **** that is my honest to goodness number.
#10 - daerkxp (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey there good looking
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#7 to #6 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
An old fan of yours.
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#9 to #8 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
No worries
#2 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
You have one of the best profile picture, Dali is one of my favourite artists
#4 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
*know about
2nd appreciate
#3 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, I always appreciate another person who actually knows who he is. He is my favorite artist, but nobody seems to appreciate him.
#5 to #3 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
My pleasure, Same here, its not just the art he created that fascinates me is the story behind most of his art, like your profile picture, its a bust of him that is melting because he was depressed after he lost his wife and he needs support in his life, that is the reason for the supports all over his face, and he needed something in his life to lift him up, that's why he has so many paintings with wooden supports
#1 - daltonmullens (10/20/2012) [-]
i would like the amanda todd pictures if you have them, dmullen15@yahoo. com