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Date Signed Up:10/03/2012
Last Login:10/20/2014
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#27 - Picture 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +11
#26 - Picture 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +27
#19 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +34
User avatar #56 - novren (02/14/2013) [-]
best one so far
#21 - fractalius (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh my god I fucking love these.
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#46 - aerosol (02/14/2013) [-]
Where on earth did you find these?
User avatar #66 - exotic (02/14/2013) [-]
tumblr.

The great vast fangirlverse of tumblr.com
User avatar #47 - daerkxp (02/14/2013) [-]
Source: http://thechive . com/2013/02/12/a-few-valentines-day-cards-that-are-sure-to-get-you-laid-28-photo s/ and I think a couple of them were sent to me by a friend. Enjoy c:
#48 - aerosol (02/14/2013) [-]
thanks
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#18 - Picture 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +24
#17 - Picture 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +12
#14 - Picture 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +36
#12 - Picture 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +42
#11 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +29
#16 - fractalius (02/14/2013) [-]
Holy shit moar
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User avatar #56 - novren (02/14/2013) [-]
best one so far
#21 - fractalius (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh my god I fucking love these.
#32 - daerkxp (02/14/2013) [-]
#31 - daerkxp (02/14/2013) [-]
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#46 - aerosol (02/14/2013) [-]
Where on earth did you find these?
User avatar #66 - exotic (02/14/2013) [-]
tumblr.

The great vast fangirlverse of tumblr.com
User avatar #47 - daerkxp (02/14/2013) [-]
Source: http://thechive . com/2013/02/12/a-few-valentines-day-cards-that-are-sure-to-get-you-laid-28-photo s/ and I think a couple of them were sent to me by a friend. Enjoy c:
#48 - aerosol (02/14/2013) [-]
thanks
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#10 - For those who don't have Valentine's yet. You're welcome  [+] (36 new replies) 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +76
#71 - redeadhunter (02/14/2013) [-]
This one's pretty up-front
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#42 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
I am not a smart man. Please explain
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#43 - christopherdolan (02/14/2013) [-]
Its gaben, he's never made a game with the number three in it, therefore, people made him kind of a meme, thats basically a man who can't count to three.
User avatar #57 - spaceturtlecadet (02/14/2013) [-]
Tf2 engineer buildings can be upgraded to level 3?
User avatar #75 - xbenas (02/14/2013) [-]
Gabe did not develop the game ALL by himself, maybe someone else was responsible for the buildings.
#44 - anonymous (02/14/2013) [-]
Thank you, christopherdolan.
User avatar #45 - christopherdolan (02/14/2013) [-]
Youre welcome anon
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User avatar #13 - opis (02/14/2013) [-]
Thank you :') even if I can't have a girlfriend, I'll always have my lulz
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#16 - fractalius (02/14/2013) [-]
Holy shit moar
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User avatar #56 - novren (02/14/2013) [-]
best one so far
#21 - fractalius (02/14/2013) [-]
Oh my god I fucking love these.
#32 - daerkxp (02/14/2013) [-]
#31 - daerkxp (02/14/2013) [-]
#52 - moldypubes (02/14/2013) [-]
#46 - aerosol (02/14/2013) [-]
Where on earth did you find these?
User avatar #66 - exotic (02/14/2013) [-]
tumblr.

The great vast fangirlverse of tumblr.com
User avatar #47 - daerkxp (02/14/2013) [-]
Source: http://thechive . com/2013/02/12/a-few-valentines-day-cards-that-are-sure-to-get-you-laid-28-photo s/ and I think a couple of them were sent to me by a friend. Enjoy c:
#48 - aerosol (02/14/2013) [-]
thanks
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#19 - Half Life 3 confirmed 02/14/2013 on The Simpsons +4
#20 - I've never fought in a war, but my grandfather always said the… 02/13/2013 on Overly Manly Man +4
#21 - **daerkxp rolled user capslockrage ** <-- I love you 02/13/2013 on More satwcomic 0
#6 - Born in Bay City, Michigan if anyone is curious 02/13/2013 on Justin Bieber 0
#5 - Madonna was born in the US. If she wanted the American life sh…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on Justin Bieber +2
User avatar #6 - daerkxp (02/13/2013) [-]
Born in Bay City, Michigan if anyone is curious
#12 - Picture 02/13/2013 on Parenting, you're doing it... +94
#64 - Do want 02/13/2013 on How Long Will It Take 0
#156 - How did this ******** reach the front page, lrn 2 google.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on More surprising facts! +1
User avatar #412 - opis (02/14/2013) [-]
^this
#129 - **daerkxp rolls 07** **** it one more 02/13/2013 on gaben +1
#127 - **daerkxp rolls 58** one more try 02/13/2013 on gaben 0
#118 - ive seen people banned for it, just trying to help out bro.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on gaben 0
User avatar #545 - whyfalsewhy (02/14/2013) [-]
No prob lol
#116 - Comment deleted 02/13/2013 on gaben 0
#110 - **daerkxp rolls 30** why not  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2013 on gaben +1
User avatar #161 - Lookingguy (02/13/2013) [-]
**Lookingguy rolls 22**
User avatar #162 - Lookingguy (02/13/2013) [-]
WINNAR WINNAR
User avatar #163 - Lookingguy (02/13/2013) [-]
**Lookingguy rolled user europe **
#108 - ^this  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2013 on gaben 0
User avatar #115 - whyfalsewhy (02/13/2013) [-]
Read the reply.
User avatar #118 - daerkxp (02/13/2013) [-]
ive seen people banned for it, just trying to help out bro.
User avatar #545 - whyfalsewhy (02/14/2013) [-]
No prob lol
#1 - Take my thumb you sexy bastard  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on The proof is in the... +4
User avatar #2 - paraplegichedgehog (02/16/2013) [-]
why thank-you
#104 - inb4 ban  [+] (7 new replies) 02/13/2013 on gaben +4
User avatar #105 - whyfalsewhy (02/13/2013) [-]
Why ban? i'm giving away the codes steam gifted me to gift to others.
#106 - anonymous (02/13/2013) [-]
Because promoting it isn't allowed or some shit like that. Not Dota in it self, but posting links, codes or whatever on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #114 - whyfalsewhy (02/13/2013) [-]
I'm not posting codes the sharing of the game occurs in steam not on the FJ site, Dota is mentioned in the post so by posting about it in the comments i am not promoting the game any more than the post is.


Also i have asked the people who want the game shared with them to inbox me so as to avoid spam, chances are as well i will not get thumbs because of the persons having to go to the inbox.

I am just sharing a game it is no more against the rules than the Surgury Simulator post that made it to front page a week ago it also had the link to the site, which is worse than what i'm doing.
User avatar #108 - daerkxp (02/13/2013) [-]
^this
User avatar #115 - whyfalsewhy (02/13/2013) [-]
Read the reply.
User avatar #118 - daerkxp (02/13/2013) [-]
ive seen people banned for it, just trying to help out bro.
User avatar #545 - whyfalsewhy (02/14/2013) [-]
No prob lol
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User avatar #25 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - daerkxp (05/09/2013) [-]
I probably should because I don't play it anymore but I'm selfish so convince me
#27 to #26 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I could provide an endless supply of funny pictures?

Maybe because I'm a tall, dark, handsome stranger.

Or you could do it just for the **** of it, it's really all up to you, it has always been, and it will always be all your choice, YOU are the master of your own destiny, do as you please my lord!
User avatar #28 to #27 - daerkxp (05/10/2013) [-]
Tell you what, is there any 5 in particular you are especially interested in? I might just **** it and give them all to you but I'd probably do that
User avatar #30 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, nothing in particular, just whatever I guess haha
User avatar #29 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
let me check real quick
User avatar #14 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for the friend request. I accepted, but I should not that this is "hopefully" a temporary account.
User avatar #15 to #14 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
This is going to sound like a stupid question but your main is Marker right? It would jsut make sense from your name
User avatar #16 to #15 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
We should probably keep this conversation to one comment thread.
User avatar #17 to #16 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
But where's the adventure to that?
User avatar #18 to #17 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Touché.

Anyway, yes, that's it, but yeah, DJ 4DM1N's being an ass about it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
How skilled are you with hacking? Maybe you could just steal your own account back. Of course you probably would have done that already but just out of curiosity.
User avatar #20 to #19 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
No such luck. The best I got to trying was a Firefox extension called Fireforce, but the 10 time login limit doesn't make it as successful as I'd hoped.
User avatar #21 to #20 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
And you didn't have the account linked to any type of recovery e-mail?
User avatar #22 to #21 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh I did, he changed it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, hacking the recovery e-mail if it's discoverable could be easier. Not certainly but probably.
User avatar #24 to #23 - markertemp (04/25/2013) [-]
I wish it were that simple......
User avatar #11 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
im gonna accept your friend request anyway but im just curious. why did you friend me?
#12 to #11 - daerkxp (04/11/2013) [-]
Cool name, funny posts, and I am a friend whore. Also picture slightly related
User avatar #13 to #12 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
well in that case thank you. youll get my number sooner or later. so ill just give it to you now 4 14 75 0 40 91. no bull **** that is my honest to goodness number.
#10 - daerkxp (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey there good looking
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User avatar #7 to #6 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
An old fan of yours.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
No worries
#2 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
You have one of the best profile picture, Dali is one of my favourite artists
User avatar #4 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
*know about
2nd appreciate
#3 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, I always appreciate another person who actually knows who he is. He is my favorite artist, but nobody seems to appreciate him.
#5 to #3 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
My pleasure, Same here, its not just the art he created that fascinates me is the story behind most of his art, like your profile picture, its a bust of him that is melting because he was depressed after he lost his wife and he needs support in his life, that is the reason for the supports all over his face, and he needed something in his life to lift him up, that's why he has so many paintings with wooden supports
#1 - daltonmullens (10/20/2012) [-]
i would like the amanda todd pictures if you have them, dmullen15@yahoo. com
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