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Date Signed Up:10/03/2012
Last Login:10/20/2014
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#157 - Picture 03/10/2013 on An outlaws tale +5
#14 - L Now put that table back before we have issues  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2013 on What a generous person. 0
#16 - irvea (03/09/2013) [-]
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#14 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Everything went better than... +18
User avatar #20 - snakefire (03/09/2013) [-]
I dont understand anything, but I still lauged...
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/09/2013) [-]
I think the guy with an orange jacket is into new "fads" since he got a spotted thermal shirt or whatever spotted shirt that is. He saw a sign with a car and probably thought, "Hey, cars are the latest 'fad'?! I'm off to buy one!" He bought a car. He saw the car has an "L" sticker and said, "The letter, 'L', is popular right now?! I better make me look like one!" and then he used a hammer to bend his legs the "wrong" way.
#81 - Bigger for those who care 03/09/2013 on Life In A Nutshell. 0
#79 - L 03/07/2013 on We made a silent agreement... +2
#17 - <3 03/06/2013 on Darth Daddy 0
#12 - Does anybody have this in a larger size?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Darth Daddy +1
#16 - metalkprint (03/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - daerkxp (03/06/2013) [-]
<3
#73 - Picture 02/28/2013 on Harry Potter Plot Twist +5
#2116 - **daerkxp rolled user thisotherdude ** **** you c;  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2013 on Which FJ User Will be the... +1
#2127 - thisotherdude (02/21/2013) [-]
Fuck you!
#9 - Maybe you don't have a girlfriend because you're ugly 02/19/2013 on mom knows +6
#284 - **daerkxp rolled user leagetshitpack ** <--- you're cute c; 02/17/2013 on WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! 0
#28 - Picture 02/16/2013 on those who take MDMA will... +1
#1732 - **daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #256 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2013 on Meteor Streaks Through... 0
User avatar #1738 - cryoticshell (02/16/2013) [-]
FUCK YEAH
#84 - Mfw username 02/14/2013 on Equality +3
#167 - **daerkxp rolls 632** 02/14/2013 on When the teacher says find... 0
#190 - **daerkxp rolls 111,244,015** 02/14/2013 on funnyjunk's profile 0
#842 - 0/10 go kill yourself 02/14/2013 on My feels story +4
#833 - I hope this get's 5,000+ thumbs 02/14/2013 on My feels story +5
#774 - Go **** yourself (: 02/14/2013 on My feels story +2
#47 - Source: http://thechive . com/2013/02/12/a-few-valentines-day-…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +7
#48 - aerosol (02/14/2013) [-]
thanks
#32 - Picture 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +23
#31 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +48
#52 - moldypubes (02/14/2013) [-]
#46 - aerosol (02/14/2013) [-]
Where on earth did you find these?
User avatar #47 - daerkxp (02/14/2013) [-]
Source: http://thechive . com/2013/02/12/a-few-valentines-day-cards-that-are-sure-to-get-you-laid-28-photo s/ and I think a couple of them were sent to me by a friend. Enjoy c:
#48 - aerosol (02/14/2013) [-]
thanks
#30 - Picture 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +27
#29 - Picture 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +15
#28 - Picture 02/14/2013 on @CollegeDouche on the... +13
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User avatar #25 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - daerkxp (05/09/2013) [-]
I probably should because I don't play it anymore but I'm selfish so convince me
#27 to #26 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I could provide an endless supply of funny pictures?

Maybe because I'm a tall, dark, handsome stranger.

Or you could do it just for the **** of it, it's really all up to you, it has always been, and it will always be all your choice, YOU are the master of your own destiny, do as you please my lord!
User avatar #28 to #27 - daerkxp (05/10/2013) [-]
Tell you what, is there any 5 in particular you are especially interested in? I might just **** it and give them all to you but I'd probably do that
User avatar #30 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, nothing in particular, just whatever I guess haha
User avatar #29 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
let me check real quick
User avatar #14 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for the friend request. I accepted, but I should not that this is "hopefully" a temporary account.
User avatar #15 to #14 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
This is going to sound like a stupid question but your main is Marker right? It would jsut make sense from your name
User avatar #16 to #15 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
We should probably keep this conversation to one comment thread.
User avatar #17 to #16 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
But where's the adventure to that?
User avatar #18 to #17 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Touché.

Anyway, yes, that's it, but yeah, DJ 4DM1N's being an ass about it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
How skilled are you with hacking? Maybe you could just steal your own account back. Of course you probably would have done that already but just out of curiosity.
User avatar #20 to #19 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
No such luck. The best I got to trying was a Firefox extension called Fireforce, but the 10 time login limit doesn't make it as successful as I'd hoped.
User avatar #21 to #20 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
And you didn't have the account linked to any type of recovery e-mail?
User avatar #22 to #21 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh I did, he changed it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, hacking the recovery e-mail if it's discoverable could be easier. Not certainly but probably.
User avatar #24 to #23 - markertemp (04/25/2013) [-]
I wish it were that simple......
User avatar #11 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
im gonna accept your friend request anyway but im just curious. why did you friend me?
#12 to #11 - daerkxp (04/11/2013) [-]
Cool name, funny posts, and I am a friend whore. Also picture slightly related
User avatar #13 to #12 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
well in that case thank you. youll get my number sooner or later. so ill just give it to you now 4 14 75 0 40 91. no bull **** that is my honest to goodness number.
#10 - daerkxp (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey there good looking
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User avatar #7 to #6 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
An old fan of yours.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
No worries
#2 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
You have one of the best profile picture, Dali is one of my favourite artists
User avatar #4 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
*know about
2nd appreciate
#3 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, I always appreciate another person who actually knows who he is. He is my favorite artist, but nobody seems to appreciate him.
#5 to #3 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
My pleasure, Same here, its not just the art he created that fascinates me is the story behind most of his art, like your profile picture, its a bust of him that is melting because he was depressed after he lost his wife and he needs support in his life, that is the reason for the supports all over his face, and he needed something in his life to lift him up, that's why he has so many paintings with wooden supports
#1 - daltonmullens (10/20/2012) [-]
i would like the amanda todd pictures if you have them, dmullen15@yahoo. com
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