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Date Signed Up:10/03/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Content Thumbs: 11120 total,  12373 ,  1253
Comment Thumbs: 2712 total,  3114 ,  402
Content Level Progress: 23.8% (119/500)
Level 210 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:12
Content Views:349062
Times Content Favorited:835 times
Total Comments Made:441
FJ Points:6546

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#382 - **daerkxp rolls 31** if dubs markertemp and opis suicide each other  [+] (7 new replies) 04/24/2013 on This guy +2
User avatar #385 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
**markertemp rolls 45** dubs and everyone who is involved in this thread spontaneously combusts.
User avatar #393 - opis (04/24/2013) [-]
**opis rolls 54** if dubs everyone in this thread injects 12 marijuanas, causing painful overdose
User avatar #397 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
**markertemp rolls 87** Oh for the love of..... If dubs, everything that had previously failed on dub calls in this thread happens.
User avatar #389 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 56** one of us needs to roll dubs here pretty soon or we're all going to look stupid
User avatar #392 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
**markertemp rolls 26** dubs and we're all not fucking stupid.
User avatar #399 - opis (04/24/2013) [-]
**opis rolls 59** I'd roll more but I keep failing these captchas
User avatar #383 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 37** dubs and i kill myself
#344 - Picture 04/24/2013 on This guy +1
#337 - **daerkxp rolls 33** i can't stop  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on This guy +3
#356 - triggathepirate (04/24/2013) [-]
Goddamn, they were giving out some greasy mouth hugs 10 mins ago.
#344 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
#336 - **daerkxp rolls 92** **** last try  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2013 on This guy +2
User avatar #337 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 33** i can't stop
#356 - triggathepirate (04/24/2013) [-]
Goddamn, they were giving out some greasy mouth hugs 10 mins ago.
#344 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
#335 - **daerkxp rolls 14** too close for me  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2013 on This guy +2
User avatar #336 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 92** shit last try
User avatar #337 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 33** i can't stop
#356 - triggathepirate (04/24/2013) [-]
Goddamn, they were giving out some greasy mouth hugs 10 mins ago.
#344 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
#334 - **daerkxp rolls 98** and another please god no dubs  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2013 on This guy +3
User avatar #335 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 14** too close for me
User avatar #336 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 92** shit last try
User avatar #337 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 33** i can't stop
#356 - triggathepirate (04/24/2013) [-]
Goddamn, they were giving out some greasy mouth hugs 10 mins ago.
#344 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
#333 - **daerkxp rolls 20** if dubs I can't fap for a week  [+] (6 new replies) 04/24/2013 on This guy +3
User avatar #334 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 98** and another please god no dubs
User avatar #335 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 14** too close for me
User avatar #336 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 92** shit last try
User avatar #337 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 33** i can't stop
#356 - triggathepirate (04/24/2013) [-]
Goddamn, they were giving out some greasy mouth hugs 10 mins ago.
#344 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
#331 - **daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #1072 at …  [+] (14 new replies) 04/24/2013 on This guy +1
User avatar #440 - thegamerslife (04/24/2013) [-]
how about one more try good sir?
#443 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #1203 at On this page we are all women ** for you, thegamerslife
User avatar #445 - thegamerslife (04/25/2013) [-]
That was pretty close. what do the judges think?? does Paula count as pony?
#448 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at conan on sexism ** does this?
User avatar #449 - thegamerslife (04/25/2013) [-]
......tits.....Just fucking nut up and tell her you love her, see what happens. lol
User avatar #357 - slothmcloister (04/24/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #359 - opis (04/24/2013) [-]
comment #1072 at Why is it impossible to quit FJ? on funnyjunk.com enjoy
User avatar #333 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 20** if dubs I can't fap for a week
User avatar #334 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 98** and another please god no dubs
User avatar #335 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 14** too close for me
User avatar #336 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 92** shit last try
User avatar #337 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 33** i can't stop
#356 - triggathepirate (04/24/2013) [-]
Goddamn, they were giving out some greasy mouth hugs 10 mins ago.
#344 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
#328 - **daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #1798606 …  [+] (15 new replies) 04/24/2013 on This guy +1
#331 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #1072 at Why is it impossible to quit FJ? ** one more because I'm addicted to gambling
User avatar #440 - thegamerslife (04/24/2013) [-]
how about one more try good sir?
#443 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #1203 at On this page we are all women ** for you, thegamerslife
User avatar #445 - thegamerslife (04/25/2013) [-]
That was pretty close. what do the judges think?? does Paula count as pony?
#448 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at conan on sexism ** does this?
User avatar #449 - thegamerslife (04/25/2013) [-]
......tits.....Just fucking nut up and tell her you love her, see what happens. lol
User avatar #357 - slothmcloister (04/24/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #359 - opis (04/24/2013) [-]
comment #1072 at Why is it impossible to quit FJ? on funnyjunk.com enjoy
User avatar #333 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 20** if dubs I can't fap for a week
User avatar #334 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 98** and another please god no dubs
User avatar #335 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 14** too close for me
User avatar #336 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 92** shit last try
User avatar #337 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
**daerkxp rolls 33** i can't stop
#356 - triggathepirate (04/24/2013) [-]
Goddamn, they were giving out some greasy mouth hugs 10 mins ago.
#344 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
#70 - Ah, beat me to it. Glad I checked first 04/24/2013 on Feed the earth 0
#80 - Missed it, what was it? 04/23/2013 on Field cannot be empty. 0
#34 - Enlarge if 25+ and brave  [+] (7 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Sex in jail ? +49
#60 - dirgeofasimo (04/21/2013) [-]
#59 - kabuthefox (04/21/2013) [-]
#58 - aproudpatriot (04/21/2013) [-]
come on, man. What if a kid saw that?
#57 - tocoolforyouinajar (04/21/2013) [-]
You're disgusting
User avatar #54 - condormcninja (04/21/2013) [-]
2uncensored4me
User avatar #46 - mountainyard (04/21/2013) [-]
That's sick...
User avatar #39 - imvexx (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm telling.
#661 - When someones comments, "*roll user*" do you get a n…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on User's profile 0
User avatar #663 - User (04/21/2013) [-]
**User rolled user danrmanalt **

No I do not daerkxp

I don't know if it has been changed but I use to get notifications when people rolled pictures and comments... and links

I don't know I turned it off because I was missing a lot of replies.
#662 - roll (04/21/2013) [-]
#95 - Thanks bro... I know my invite wasn't anything unique but I ne…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2013 on everybodysfriend's profile 0
User avatar #96 - everybodysfriend (04/21/2013) [-]
If you ever need a friend on any day for any reason at all, I'm here for you.
#24 - >Homeowner (with a pretty nice lawn and garden) >Cel… 04/20/2013 on How I feel on 420 +35
#16 - press "show" 04/20/2013 on Title +8
#17 - It's actually well recognized that our generation is more inte… 04/20/2013 on All because of Intelligent... 0
#4 - No way! I work at the TSC.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Seems legit +1
#5 - aludin (04/18/2013) [-]
And its my weed!
#16 - Well that's not how I feel at all 04/18/2013 on Point of no return +1
#15 - **daerkxp rolled a random image posted in comment #187 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Point of no return 0
User avatar #16 - daerkxp (04/18/2013) [-]
Well that's not how I feel at all
#36 - Only Daft Punk related content I have 04/18/2013 on Found this laying around... -1
#7 - You're welcome. (Bonus, wallpaper quality)  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Drunk Texts +16
User avatar #13 - ichbinzweijahrealt (04/17/2013) [-]
who the hell would use that as wallpaper?
#25 - captainkwilis (04/17/2013) [-]
i would
#8 - bocatadesesos (04/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - ichbinzweijahrealt (04/17/2013) [-]
tu nombre es asqueroso
#30 - bocatadesesos (04/17/2013) [-]
Lo se
#1617 - Fak u 04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content 0
#41 - I figured it was Mexico. Bout time they did something like tha… 04/16/2013 on Boston Terrorists +1
#73 - Phanact. 04/16/2013 on I think I'm pregnant 0
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User avatar #25 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - daerkxp (05/09/2013) [-]
I probably should because I don't play it anymore but I'm selfish so convince me
#27 to #26 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Because I could provide an endless supply of funny pictures?

Maybe because I'm a tall, dark, handsome stranger.

Or you could do it just for the **** of it, it's really all up to you, it has always been, and it will always be all your choice, YOU are the master of your own destiny, do as you please my lord!
User avatar #28 to #27 - daerkxp (05/10/2013) [-]
Tell you what, is there any 5 in particular you are especially interested in? I might just **** it and give them all to you but I'd probably do that
User avatar #30 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
Nope, nothing in particular, just whatever I guess haha
User avatar #29 to #28 - GabeAsher (05/10/2013) [-]
let me check real quick
User avatar #14 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for the friend request. I accepted, but I should not that this is "hopefully" a temporary account.
User avatar #15 to #14 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
This is going to sound like a stupid question but your main is Marker right? It would jsut make sense from your name
User avatar #16 to #15 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
We should probably keep this conversation to one comment thread.
User avatar #17 to #16 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
But where's the adventure to that?
User avatar #18 to #17 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Touché.

Anyway, yes, that's it, but yeah, DJ 4DM1N's being an ass about it.
User avatar #19 to #18 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
How skilled are you with hacking? Maybe you could just steal your own account back. Of course you probably would have done that already but just out of curiosity.
User avatar #20 to #19 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
No such luck. The best I got to trying was a Firefox extension called Fireforce, but the 10 time login limit doesn't make it as successful as I'd hoped.
User avatar #21 to #20 - daerkxp (04/24/2013) [-]
And you didn't have the account linked to any type of recovery e-mail?
User avatar #22 to #21 - markertemp (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh I did, he changed it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - daerkxp (04/25/2013) [-]
Ah. Well, hacking the recovery e-mail if it's discoverable could be easier. Not certainly but probably.
User avatar #24 to #23 - markertemp (04/25/2013) [-]
I wish it were that simple......
User avatar #11 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
im gonna accept your friend request anyway but im just curious. why did you friend me?
#12 to #11 - daerkxp (04/11/2013) [-]
Cool name, funny posts, and I am a friend whore. Also picture slightly related
User avatar #13 to #12 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
well in that case thank you. youll get my number sooner or later. so ill just give it to you now 4 14 75 0 40 91. no bull **** that is my honest to goodness number.
#10 - daerkxp (02/06/2013) [-]
Hey there good looking
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User avatar #7 to #6 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
An old fan of yours.
#8 to #7 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - daerkxp (01/29/2013) [-]
No worries
#2 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
You have one of the best profile picture, Dali is one of my favourite artists
User avatar #4 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
*know about
2nd appreciate
#3 to #2 - daerkxp (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, I always appreciate another person who actually knows who he is. He is my favorite artist, but nobody seems to appreciate him.
#5 to #3 - trevorsta (01/02/2013) [-]
My pleasure, Same here, its not just the art he created that fascinates me is the story behind most of his art, like your profile picture, its a bust of him that is melting because he was depressed after he lost his wife and he needs support in his life, that is the reason for the supports all over his face, and he needed something in his life to lift him up, that's why he has so many paintings with wooden supports
#1 - daltonmullens (10/20/2012) [-]
i would like the amanda todd pictures if you have them, dmullen15@yahoo. com
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